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you beat me to writing a comment on my own video, I think you want it more then I do
@loopzys
6 ай бұрын
@@Dub_Again lets goooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
@ScalarInfluon
Ай бұрын
W pfp
@The_Natalist
6 ай бұрын
"I feel like a man dying of thirst watching other men drown" 😂
@sirkadee
5 ай бұрын
-krillin
@user-ro1cc8tz6d
6 ай бұрын
actual good greentext
@dirtegarbage
6 ай бұрын
this video was god tier
@krysztoffyourself
4 ай бұрын
indeed
@jibbagribba
6 ай бұрын
I like this guy the most out of all Greentext comp youtubers, he picks out ones that feel like actual threads you would find and not le sanitized shit you find anywhere else
@clivedrinkscola
6 ай бұрын
4cuck has been Reddited for years now so the sanitized stuff is probably the norm thanks to Redditors
@kraanz
5 ай бұрын
Yeah, the shitty Mario crap in the background makes this unwatchable.
@Freur-00
4 ай бұрын
@@kraanz Ngl I actually liked it, it's at least better than the 1st person shooter backgrounds
@hcolider2817
3 ай бұрын
@@kraanz bro, the game is probably older than you are, chill
@baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714
Ай бұрын
YT normally sanatizes stuff so much the first time I opened 4chan (cos it is an immage board and I was looking for pictures of my waifu) the moment I stopped to read anything I was like wtf is this place, videogame sfw bord btw.
@savagecorn1739
6 ай бұрын
Love the zero shame reading the absolutely down bad texts like the one at 2:29 😂
@Peter_Griffaaa
6 ай бұрын
it's great when someone can keep that shit up and then laugh it off afterwards 😂
@iamfire8651
6 ай бұрын
Casual sex is almost never truly "casual", the main purpose of sex other than reproduction is bonding, someone is eventually gonna want more (usually the chick) and that can cause a lot of issues, especially when it's YOUR OWN SISTER.
@freddykrueger8076
5 ай бұрын
Well, Devil’s Advocate; the only reason the Sister thing is an issue is BECAUSE society stigmatizes incest. If it was ‘open & allowed’, then the anon could just… openly date his Sister without issue.
@bloomblock2768
4 ай бұрын
@@freddykrueger8076 ... You need mental help, and I guarantee you have no sisters.
@LEO_M1
4 ай бұрын
@@freddykrueger8076 It’s “stigmatized” because we’re biologically programmed to not want to do it because it’ll fuck up your lineage.
@tomkandy
4 ай бұрын
By extension the best people to have casual sex with are other guys.
@ytb3pause
4 ай бұрын
@@freddykrueger8076until you realise what happens when children are born from incestuous relationships
@waffler-yz3gw
6 ай бұрын
4chan acts like having sex is the ultimate goal in life that will cure cancer or smth, really highlights how every person on there is chronically online
@TheSkypetube
6 ай бұрын
Their one goal is to spread their dna that has been dwelling in the basement
@danielutriabrooks477
6 ай бұрын
@@TheSkypetube Not even spread, no woman on her right mind would let a channer rawdog her
@AbstractTraitorHero
6 ай бұрын
What if they are a channer.@@danielutriabrooks477
@cynth4941
6 ай бұрын
You all act like wanting to having sex is this insane unreachable goal that only virgins think about, and not that big of a deal, meanwhile sex-havers are like "damn, it's been 2 WEEKS since I last had sex, I'm so horny all the time, I'm dying". If sex wasn't that big of a deal, there wouldn't be a huge hook up culture, sex-havers wouldn't be wasting so much of their time picking up and dumping woman, people wouldn't end otherwise perfect relationships over dead bed, etc.
@danielutriabrooks477
6 ай бұрын
@@cynth4941 Relationships don't end iver a dead bed. The dead bed is a sign of already existing problems in a relationship. Also, you are acting as if people that have had sex once in their lives are always in a rush to get more, when in reality they (for the most part) understand that it is not this kind of panacea and try to get it as a sign of intimacy with a person, not as a goal. Hookup exists because the importsnce of sex has been socially cheapened, nothing more
@danielutriabrooks477
6 ай бұрын
6:07 The combination of the two girls is basically Asuka
@RustyHondas
6 ай бұрын
whar
@danielutriabrooks477
6 ай бұрын
@@RustyHondas Foreign girl that tried to follow LTG's advice, from the hit 1995 anime series Neon Genesis Evangelion
@Beanboy-og9zp
6 ай бұрын
I love how the guy is so xenophobic that he immediately discards the person from another country
@danielutriabrooks477
6 ай бұрын
@@Beanboy-og9zp Long distance relationships are very messy, to be honest, and I doubt that anon has enough money to travel anywhere
@danthelowblood2653
6 ай бұрын
His mom spit tho
@ChompDude
6 ай бұрын
4chan is one of the few things on the planet that consistently kills me with laughter. I love that place.
@oltimos8888
6 ай бұрын
5:04 i never wanted to game end my self more after reading that
@Mikescool444
6 ай бұрын
Actual fucking jumpscare.
@danielutriabrooks477
6 ай бұрын
@@Mikescool444A jumpscare implies that something unexpected happened, which did not happen in the greentext, as such things are always expected
@Mikescool444
6 ай бұрын
@@danielutriabrooks477 I did not expect the new green text to open with “casual sex with my sister”, and couldn’t read ahead. I think it qualifies and can be put in a 2016 jumpscare compilation.
@TocsTheWanderer
5 ай бұрын
7:03, Yeah, cause it's definitely a good idea for a lawyer to be constantly getting viruses on his work computer...
@maddiekits
5 ай бұрын
Its hilarious how bad most lawyers are with technology, its like they just don't have space in their brain for that.
@roadent217
4 ай бұрын
🤓👆
@gary4014
6 ай бұрын
I also want anon’s mom’s number
@IncorporatedMonsters
Ай бұрын
She truly is based beyond belief
@totallynotdio1311
6 ай бұрын
i died when ,,show me your feet" bit and you laughed then i laughed lmao
@Dud079
6 ай бұрын
The first story nearly killed me
@Endgoggles
6 ай бұрын
5:04 the transition to runescape to wincest is crazy
@mr_ador4ik948
5 ай бұрын
Damn, hearing all of this I believe my life aint bad at all...
@Ale-dd3ek
6 ай бұрын
That's a very original way to get the N word pass not gonna lie
@Itsallover57
5 ай бұрын
7:03 thats the most efficient belittling I think I've ever seen.
@holloway_one
6 ай бұрын
First one is a real Terry moment right there
@st.haborym
6 ай бұрын
Oof, I feel bad for the dude in the first story. Springing that on someone who is little more than a total stranger is completely unacceptable.
@anxiety.infected.almond
6 ай бұрын
slavery fetish goes absolutely fucking crazy
@yagoradaeli6604
6 ай бұрын
what in the actual fuck was the first one lol
@eggnugget575
4 ай бұрын
I feel bad for bro
@darthvaderbn
3 ай бұрын
Postal brain damaged pfp
@Mahiro497
6 ай бұрын
2:00 reminds me of a half life scientist
@Shozlol
5 ай бұрын
Gordon doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional
@Leonard0F41G
4 ай бұрын
Killed me istg
@skylersd
2 ай бұрын
4:04 I dunno if this guy is from a country where it's legal or not but bro got statutory r-worded
@EladaDiel
6 ай бұрын
I really need to play those Mario games more
@Dub_Again
6 ай бұрын
Only if there was a subreddit that showed how to get roms, and of course the dolphin emulator is free and legal It would probably only take someone searching up roms on reddit to find out, idk youtubers arent supposed to talked about roms so thats up to anyone reading this comment to figure out
@EladaDiel
6 ай бұрын
@@Dub_Again I am just busy with work and study and The Evil Within/8th time/. 3d Mario games are pretty high on my list.
@luggy_7207
6 ай бұрын
bro is based and piracy pilled yarrr did you hack a ps3 yet?
@Dub_Again
6 ай бұрын
@@luggy_7207 not yet you have any recommendations for ps3 games I could play? I was an xbox360 kid so I dont know that many good playstation series
@luggy_7207
6 ай бұрын
well, most of the games you will get joy out of will be japanese jrpgs or hack n slash games or some of the exclusive games from the library (like metal gear solid 4) or you can load retroarch onto that thing, if you want to have a emulation powerhouse onto that thing, that you can hook up to your tv, if you dont feel like playing on your pc as for games specifically? i would recommend you to try out drakengard 3 and nier very good story, but dogshid gameplay sadly (nier got a remaster/remake recently though, so you could try that out) other than that, maybe some final fantasy games, like the hd version of 10 or 13 and 13-2 aaaand the tales of games, that didnt release on pc, like tales of xillia 1 and 2, graces f and the "hd" versions of tales of symphonia 1 and 2 (i recommend you to emulate symphonia 1 on the gamecube though, because thats the only version that runs on 60 fps (lol) )
@danielutriabrooks477
6 ай бұрын
5:30 Yandere gf speedrun
@Oxygen1004
5 ай бұрын
If only I had a sister 😔😔
@danielutriabrooks477
5 ай бұрын
@@Oxygen1004 Didn't you already have had a psycho gf?
@Oxygen1004
5 ай бұрын
@@danielutriabrooks477 Yea, but it's still fun to joke about
@danielutriabrooks477
5 ай бұрын
@@Oxygen1004 Idk, what if she's hearing you right now?
@Oxygen1004
5 ай бұрын
@@danielutriabrooks477 What's she gonna do about it? Become my sister??? Like if she wanted to kill me I'd already be dead tbh
@Xavier_VIII
6 ай бұрын
First greentext channel I have seen that I actually like this is such a win
@ilovehelldivers5317
5 ай бұрын
Its been like a year or 2 since I ran out of good greentext videos, this is refreshing
@TeaInTheMorning-we2kh
6 ай бұрын
The video game in the back is extremy distracting and doesn't comtribute anything to the stories
@blackfire6009
5 ай бұрын
2:30 you fucking killed me. Couldn't not laugh in middle of the open space.
@Pabloto-dq3sx
5 ай бұрын
1:59 Lmaooooo this was so good!!! Your voice acting reminded me of a half life scientist.
@akihikosakurai4013
2 ай бұрын
2:00 thanks goku
@Cecilia-ky3uw
4 ай бұрын
That mom was based af, what the hell, so blunt.
@Josuh
28 күн бұрын
Shoutouts for the mario sunshine gameplay
@Antipathy6
4 ай бұрын
STOP SKIPPING THE ONE UPS
@grizgoespostal7402
4 ай бұрын
little did i know after the events of infernax that alcedor would retire to read me greentexts at night, thank you for your service king
@MOOSEMAN.69
4 ай бұрын
this video in class is fucking hard to watch, im dying and my teacher keeps staring at me.
@Meat_Man6578
4 ай бұрын
wasnt expecting to hear a midi version of sweet little sixteen in a video about 4chan greentexts
@MrNocturnOwl
4 ай бұрын
First Anon doesn't realize how good he has it.
@music79075
5 ай бұрын
8:06 you because you're paying her BECAUSE you can't get it normally. She's just a business woman doing business.
@Aaron067
6 ай бұрын
8:05 if you are actually THAT desperate and down in the ditches to actively search out for "temporary paid partnership" then I would argue that you are the pathetic one. The "partners" have no choice, they do it to survive, you on the other hand are doing it of your own volition, you could have just stayed home or, if you were really pent up then normally you would have just done it with your hand.
@anusaukko6792
6 ай бұрын
''have no choice'' surely guys, surely.
@lloydgush
6 ай бұрын
They have choices. And in my experience, it's avoiding asian money for some reason...
@Aaron067
6 ай бұрын
@@anusaukko6792 I don't know where you live, but in my 3rd world country the prostitutes are almost exclusively from very poor families, and are there either to earn income for their families or, as sex slaves. So, they really do, do it to survive.
@Aaron067
6 ай бұрын
@@lloydgush Nop, not in my country, nor any 3rd world country I think. Very ,very very rare cases I think there will be people who do it out of pleasure or as a "side hustle"
@lloydgush
6 ай бұрын
@Aaron067 well, I'm in a third world S hole. And that was my experience when I worked at a strip club. It's one, but that's how it worked there.
@doodlesyoru2108
3 ай бұрын
5:04 Yeah, don't do that. Your sister should be a friend to you, ideally not a lover.
@clownworld4655
6 ай бұрын
0:20 Lots of black chicks are the opposite with white men. Ask me how I know
@lugail46
6 ай бұрын
how do you know
@clownworld4655
6 ай бұрын
@@lugail46 have been with a couple like that and heard stories from multiple men. It’s a shockingly common fetish
@lugail46
6 ай бұрын
@@clownworld4655 you think same aplies to other races?
@clownworld4655
6 ай бұрын
@@lugail46 maybe, but at least in the US whites and blacks are very closely tied together due to slavery in the past which creates some bizarre social dynamics and fetishes, especially with the perception of the white man holding power. It basically proves that woman are instinctively aroused by power regardless of the morality behind it (consider how practically no dictators have ever been single). Have never heard of a gender swapped version like mentioned in the green text, but I guess it’s possible if the chick is super masculine
@clownworld4655
6 ай бұрын
@@lugail46 probably
@guaceldono7231
4 ай бұрын
I love the Beach Boys in the background
@shouvik8267
4 ай бұрын
Somehow I ended up watching every single video on this channel.
@baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714
Ай бұрын
4chan is a place...
@giorway9153
5 ай бұрын
youre a good man
@wonkybiscuit2760
5 ай бұрын
3:49 Holy moly, this unrepressed some traumatic memories of being an unsupervised 10 year old kid on WoW 🥴😬
@Gelt1911
5 ай бұрын
Someone compile all this into a manner that it seems like its all the same person
@draculinalilith396
6 ай бұрын
People talk to their parents O:
@Goblinboyo162
2 ай бұрын
Too distracted by Mario sunshine gameplay
@DreadisDead
4 ай бұрын
You actually read it out loud. Not even God could force me to read that out loud.
@Chris-wl2tw
28 күн бұрын
no bucks remain unbroken.
@BunZen
3 ай бұрын
I thing im going insane while watching this, i dont wanna become greentext
@MrOnepiece14
4 ай бұрын
Thats one of my fears. Only being desired because I'm black and fit someones racial stereotyping fetish, or not being "black enough" because Im NOT black stereotype and then missing out on the only chance I fear I'd ever get for attention😅
@andromededp5316
3 ай бұрын
Is there a single sane person on all of 4chan?
@obviousofficial
6 ай бұрын
i cried when this appeared on my recommended
@maazabbasi9174
6 ай бұрын
4Chan isn't real bruh, ain't no way bruh 💀
@JadedWarlock
6 ай бұрын
😁
@drakefan2088
Ай бұрын
why is everyone on 4chan so unbelievably unhinged (are these people even real???)
@superpacocaalado7215
5 ай бұрын
I like how the logical conclusion of the last post is that both the guy and the woman are ridiculous in their own way for different reasons who complement one another.
@Glace1221
5 ай бұрын
The first minute is wild
@TheArchitectCOD
Ай бұрын
5:04 Bruh
@nihilblue9669
5 ай бұрын
I love the mario sunshine gameplay
@Victory_Viking
4 ай бұрын
I was hearing the fishing one do Fisher men love where there wife smells like fish down there?
@kaj7135
Ай бұрын
I’m white but she’s still more than perfect for me. ❤️
@Winter_Fan_01
6 ай бұрын
based outro I would 100% copy that if I was a youtuber
@lepathewarrior4445
6 ай бұрын
Actual greentext poster who understands the shithole these posts come from, great stuff. Just promise you wont start sanitizing the content once you get more popular and the ad money starts rolling in
@MrIrdatlan
6 ай бұрын
You laugh like Scout from tf2
@AndroidFerret
5 ай бұрын
If he doesn't like it. But I know people who are slapping their forehead rn so hard its audible where you sit .. can you hear it?
@stallord8
5 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear, fun fact did you know my toaster is waterproof?
@Razor-gx2dq
6 ай бұрын
6:19 based mom
@MaoZedowner
6 ай бұрын
the first one is just pure evil
@ivanfurst4969
6 ай бұрын
Its always funny How you can say so much F-up crap on 4-chan and they take it seriously
@tristanband4003
6 ай бұрын
Dude. Just try it once to see if you like it.
@sebasmgrr8245
6 ай бұрын
Wait ur pfp and name its from infernax! Amazing dude thats one of my favorites metroidvanias ❤
@Dub_Again
6 ай бұрын
what would you recommend as another metroidvania, I havent really played anything else in the category
@audreyyyyy.
6 ай бұрын
dawg whre do u get the images for ur thumbnails 😭 (give me the source)
@mashtonish
3 ай бұрын
is this the easiest money you've ever made, or what?
@st.haborym
6 ай бұрын
Infernax is such a great game. Easily the best one I played last year.
@Dub_Again
6 ай бұрын
Its such a fun game to play, I think ive played through it like 5 times now, cool to see someone recognize it
@Normal_person128
5 ай бұрын
first anon is cooked
@snaketooth0943
3 ай бұрын
1:02
@fe0xaech997
6 ай бұрын
Its kinda tragic for alcedor to be the name of a channel about losers 😂
@i_eat_waffles_they_are_good
6 ай бұрын
can you tell me the music on your video about anon and the sister?
@Dub_Again
6 ай бұрын
check the pinned comment's replies, I put them all in order so you should be able to find whichever one youre looking for
@finnb2318
5 ай бұрын
Your laugh sounds like Sam Hyde's in the best way
@Schrodingers_kid
5 ай бұрын
I don't know why, but that was funny
@pandawithaminigun5333
5 ай бұрын
bruh black people be having it hard these days
@Scorched-E04th
4 ай бұрын
Whoa, i thought only feminine dudes got that attention 💀
@AndrewChumKaser
5 ай бұрын
Do not have sex with your siblings. Seriously. Don't do it.
@AHHHHHHHH21
5 ай бұрын
yeah, theres a reason why royal families got so fucked up and devolved.
@elautoelectrico5957
3 ай бұрын
no me diga que hacer plox
@Fritz-co4pb
2 ай бұрын
One kf the best ones
@resonancetides7196
4 ай бұрын
Something on incels language.
@justblue974
6 ай бұрын
Hilarious storys
@MrGreenAKAguci00
5 ай бұрын
Fucking hell....
@JessePinkmanreal
6 ай бұрын
real
@darudeh5792
6 ай бұрын
funny
@mehmetefeisk2972
6 ай бұрын
That mario run is giving me headache...
@Fishman-studios
4 ай бұрын
Nah brother leave that colonist alone we ain't going through that again
@4md726
6 ай бұрын
damn got here early
@sammiewilkinson4079
4 ай бұрын
*Promo SM* 🙋
@_____Neo___
4 ай бұрын
man ... 4chan is weird
@SomethingDiabolical-lw5nx
4 ай бұрын
4chan stories are so fake and boring n9w
@grahh7234
6 ай бұрын
This is too tame, boring 👎
@coolazn81
Ай бұрын
Anon just watched Get Out and relived the whole movie
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