I swear, the secretarys are more miserable than the souls in hell
@tiacat11
Жыл бұрын
That's their eternal punishment: Administrative Assistance.
@Shadethewolfy
Жыл бұрын
I mean... First we have Absent Dad Lucifer ruling hell from prison, then we get Crazy Racist Uncle Crowley ruling hell like it's a goddamn corporation, then we get Super Best Mom Ever Rowena ruling hell. So can you really blame them?
@lexikareen6093
Жыл бұрын
@@tiacat11 😂😂
@seanluzdeluna8153
Жыл бұрын
Yup.
@JacquelineUnderwood
Жыл бұрын
Imo they feel like the kind of people to “hate” their job, ie the show up everyday and don’t act enthused to be there but when they get time off to sit with their people, they love that they have work shenanigans to tell everyone about and wouldn’t dream of missing a day unless they had to because they actually do like being there even if sometimes it makes them get out the BIG bottle of booze when they get home
@LORITOTH29
2 жыл бұрын
“I guess hes busy” is what got me. Lol. I could feel the jealousy from here 😂😂
@sellout1465
Жыл бұрын
Xxx9 , me dijo ⁰ 7,,/,&/'/4/
@loripotts7596
Жыл бұрын
#same
@OldestDream999
Жыл бұрын
@@MeIsPooPoo Frenemies but like... with god being chill and satan just hating him tiredly.
@nevisnebis1207
Жыл бұрын
@@MeIsPooPoo all of the above
@criminallyautistic8372
Жыл бұрын
@@MeIsPooPoo I'd go with frenemies. The other option is little too much.
@manicbeyond
Жыл бұрын
"Well I'm genuinely curious about that one... so proceed." I relate so heavily to Satan rn... didn't think I'd say that.
@StarStruckSkyz
Жыл бұрын
I don't think anybody did
@andrewweitzman4006
Жыл бұрын
Sometimes you just have to do SCIENCE! Which is more than the anti-vaxxer ever bothered with in life.
@mow0118
Жыл бұрын
It’s like that one meme of a Stop sign partially hidden by the trees XD
@tde4438
7 ай бұрын
Look up the true rules of Satanism~
@Jeremy-ho3vi
6 ай бұрын
Who's Abaddon? I can't keep up.
@sweetassugarkisses
Жыл бұрын
"oooohhh i think this one alerts bill gates every time he cries so he knows what a little bitch you are~" is the best sentence ever. fight me.
@Amy_the_Lizard
Жыл бұрын
Has the bonus effect of annoying Bill Gates
@Alixir1228
11 ай бұрын
Especially when we are implying people that dont want injections made by the rich are going to hell.
@DarkWolf22K
10 ай бұрын
@@Amy_the_Lizard By annoy you mean turn o- Off
@BayAreaBerk
4 ай бұрын
Having been 'in the Industry ' for more than 40 years, I'm on your team dood...
@fa1ryf0x3s
4 ай бұрын
No, I won't fight you, you're completely right.
@comfyghost
2 жыл бұрын
with abaddon being a fallen angel, i can just imagine god going "oh god, i thought i was done with him, how is he still menacing my life"
@lemongal8724
Жыл бұрын
*God
@comfyghost
Жыл бұрын
@@lemongal8724 i know what i said
@lemongal8724
Жыл бұрын
@@comfyghost mk
@sindicta5757
Жыл бұрын
Don't you mean "oh me"?
@comfyghost
Жыл бұрын
@@sindicta5757 as i said to lemon gal; i know what i said.
@PadawanoftheSea
2 жыл бұрын
“I guess…. he’s been busy…. 🙃”
@arcane1764
2 жыл бұрын
1.8k likes and no comments? That’s really weird
@humanbeing4483
2 жыл бұрын
god stays jelly
@SofieBjorkheim
Жыл бұрын
Loved that part
@Blaetter
Жыл бұрын
Someone's jealous
@Satanjail
10 ай бұрын
@@Blaetterhahaha he nothing but hand personally
@michaelburgess6004
Жыл бұрын
I love that Abbadon especially enjoys tormenting antivaxxers
@xejelah
6 ай бұрын
I especially love watching the autism rates, autoimmune disorders, and myocarditis rates skyrocket while you all pretend you don't know how it's happening. Just keep watching all the sportsmen fall over during game time and act like it's normal. Enjoy being sick every other month - it's a shame about that white blood cell count. Reading the actual studies are for people who can focus and have attention spans.
@claracatlady9844
Жыл бұрын
The poor secretaries holding this whole thing together
@scarletpineda2677
2 жыл бұрын
Joannes smile when Luci said ba ba ba ba nope.
@e4_blitz785
2 жыл бұрын
reply
@hatsunemikuenthusiast
2 жыл бұрын
She’s like, ik where abbadon says that 😏
@yuvikarajput9540
2 жыл бұрын
Bro she could hear the noises from the chamber walls of course she lnows
@ChocolateLover1938
2 жыл бұрын
I wonder what language says ba ba ba when they're angry
@HaloLibrarian
2 жыл бұрын
@@ChocolateLover1938 the whole reason I went into the replies right here 👆
@belle-x_youtube
2 жыл бұрын
It ain't an episode of this until you hear the iconic: "Uhhmm Satan?" "Yes Joanne?"
@novasempai2143
Жыл бұрын
i known its honestly the best part
@ak5659
Жыл бұрын
Yes, just like there's a certain age group that'll start singing "Kill the wabbit" every time they hear Wagner. There's another gropp taatwll respond "Yes, Joanne?" every time they hear the word 'satan'.
@DonnaBump
Жыл бұрын
@@ak5659 "MaGiC HeLmEt?!?"
@ak5659
Жыл бұрын
@@DonnaBump You got it!
@cookies3294
Жыл бұрын
We dont even have a name for this shorts series its just "Satan and God and Joanne"
@farawayxgalaxy
Жыл бұрын
Why does Abaddon look so good tho- That outfit is honestly goals and radiates girlboss energy. Really fits the personality of the character as well 😂
@Failedlegend
7 ай бұрын
i dont think HE would appreciate being called a girlboss
@dhans9662
6 ай бұрын
@@Failedlegend Maybe Abaddon is a femboy Never thought I'd utter that sentence in my life
@Failedlegend
6 ай бұрын
@@dhans9662 fair enough :)
@katdragonfire
Жыл бұрын
My conservative Christian parents would be absolutely horrified that I find this hilarious 😅
@jacksimeri2890
7 ай бұрын
Listen to your parents and maybe don't blindly trust big pharma whose entire goal is to simply make money
@feliciag5789
7 ай бұрын
i can just hear my dad asking if i’ve been lead astray from the path of righteousness 🤦🏻♀️
@martinrosenberger
7 ай бұрын
And they would be right
@danika9411
7 ай бұрын
@@martinrosenberger I pray for you to find your humor one day 🙏
@martinrosenberger
7 ай бұрын
@@danika9411 I am not saying it isn’t funny but that you would be correct to disagree with this video
@islandsunset
2 жыл бұрын
The sass at "he's been busy..." We know what they are clapping 😆
@M0SS3__
2 жыл бұрын
OH SHI-
@sara.712x
2 жыл бұрын
😭
@Jpeg.g
2 жыл бұрын
I mean what else are gods and demons supposed to do when alls said and done?
@prettygurlrockx
2 жыл бұрын
He sounded kinda salty to me 😂
@iEGeek
2 жыл бұрын
I sense a slight hint of jealousy
@plag_.
2 жыл бұрын
We need this as like, an actual show or something because i personally cannot get enough of it.
@roseumbra4814
2 жыл бұрын
If you like this, personally I'd recommend The Good Place. It has the same Heaven and Hell comedy plus some genuinely thought provoking stuff. It's my favorite show ever
@stilesstilinskiswife1678
2 жыл бұрын
@@roseumbra4814 i love the good place so much
@clorby22
2 жыл бұрын
@@roseumbra4814 I will forever hold that show (and Jason Mendoza) close to my heart 🥺❤️
@sophiathefurbst
2 жыл бұрын
666th like
@plag_.
2 жыл бұрын
@@sophiathefurbst finally
@jellynebula4339
Жыл бұрын
"Um, Satan?" "Yes, Joanne?" Shits going down, and I am HERE for the tea.
@beechild13
Жыл бұрын
denise's glare at the end has me reeling 😭
@lowens109
2 жыл бұрын
"You have no compliants when I call you that in haha baba." I died.
@nurianadal4980
2 жыл бұрын
And Joanne's smirk 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@GINSHOTGUN
2 жыл бұрын
In where 👀👀👀
@Bl4ckJade
2 жыл бұрын
@@GINSHOTGUN bed maybe.
@samali6499
2 жыл бұрын
Yesssssss I died too
@aquatic_atlas
2 жыл бұрын
The fact that "Lucy" cut him off IMMEDIATELY
@delilahbelle2125
2 жыл бұрын
"I can hear them from hell, what the f*ck are they doing down there?" 💀💀
@jakantogenie
Жыл бұрын
Better question being what isn’t going on down there
@vzqmbi
Жыл бұрын
@@jakantogenie bruh fr💀
@jerrimenard3092
Жыл бұрын
Not you God. That's all you need to know.
@ashleymccready978
Жыл бұрын
Lets start a petition for netflix to make this a series
@jaxthetrans2885
Жыл бұрын
yesssss
@cadencepoetica8356
7 ай бұрын
No, because Netflix will just make us love it, and then cancel season 2 😢
@bogustoast22none25
Жыл бұрын
Joanne is just a regular human who has been a secretary since time immemorial.
@matiassanchez1362
2 жыл бұрын
The fact that God fucks with whatever devil you can name is one of the best things in these vids
@melodyyoung5293
2 жыл бұрын
🤣yes!
@nessyness5447
2 жыл бұрын
Is also incest, technically XD
@Calix_Beowolf
Жыл бұрын
To send gods sins into them to keep them in hell?
@siunmadness5009
2 жыл бұрын
The receptionist for God is sending me with that look she gave God 💀
@reut0094
2 жыл бұрын
Denise!
@dntstopdamusic
2 жыл бұрын
SICK of his ish 🤣🤣
@unchartedraider7547
2 жыл бұрын
I really belive that girl is in actual hell with that job. Like IMAGINE
@user-si8hq8wf4o
2 жыл бұрын
Denise is sick of His bs lmao
@glasscardproductions4736
2 жыл бұрын
Like the angels in PM Seymour's 'God Makes Things' comment series.
@PanCakeNaz
Жыл бұрын
I feel like she could develop the character dynamics in heaven + hell into a proper work place sitcom / political satire
@morrigancollins2092
7 ай бұрын
"Oh. I guess he's been... busy." *Side eye* DEAD
@sakurablossom6318
2 жыл бұрын
Abaddon is my new favorite character in this series.
@ninjatreefrog9346
2 жыл бұрын
Same. Like Satan being done with everyone's shit is very relatable but gets a little stale after a while. Abbadon just coming up with wild shit to torment these people is very entertaing.
@GINSHOTGUN
2 жыл бұрын
Sameee, I love his energy
@justbeq5177
2 жыл бұрын
Is this the abddon from like, 40k? I never knew there was another abaddon
@L1v1ngCart00n
2 жыл бұрын
@@justbeq5177 there is always going to be another
@ashdrawsstuff8073
2 жыл бұрын
Mine too
@wilburlookslikewaldo-2309
2 жыл бұрын
"I guess...he's been busy." *Stops typing* *Stares*
@Elio_DaLizard
9 ай бұрын
Joanne: Why does Abaddon call you baby girl? Satan: LETS STOP TALKING FOR A WHILE
@Xx_Stormadoodle-ofChaos_xX
Жыл бұрын
"Uuhmm satan?" "Yes joanne?" Always wonderful to hear these words
@kolleen10e
2 жыл бұрын
“you have no complaints when i call you that in- HA-BUP-BUP-BUP!!” 😂😂😂😂
@_nehalennia
2 жыл бұрын
give denise the raise she deserves
@8-emus
Жыл бұрын
Abaddon is cool and all, but that demon ain’t got shit on the amount of NO FUCKS GIVEN vibes that joanne produces regularly 😂
@ripwednesdayadams
Жыл бұрын
i love that abaddon f*cks with everyone (literally and figuratively). 😍
@zacharyhawley1693
2 жыл бұрын
I like how we've collectively decided Mark is a lizard person.
@groenmoetjedoen3481
2 жыл бұрын
I stil think he is a robot
@natayeet3216
2 жыл бұрын
He's a lizard robot from whatever planet he came from-
@natayeet3216
2 жыл бұрын
@Gaurdian The Great yeah but it's funny how many memes there are about him not being human
@alexskocy9948
2 жыл бұрын
@Gaurdian The Great That and because he constantly looks like he was just told to act natural
@timdrake719
2 жыл бұрын
I mean...
@Ash-ss2ub
2 жыл бұрын
Abaddon is the type of personality everyone needs in their life you can’t tell me otherwise-
@Mikaandmore
Жыл бұрын
It’s me
@returded-dipstick8209
Жыл бұрын
Otherwise
@breeexmortis
Жыл бұрын
I'm that personality and you're half correct 🤣
@willc3697
8 ай бұрын
I find it funny how she depicts pretty much every demon, Angel, and god on top as a giant, homoerotic, polyamorous, love-hate relationship
@OneAndOnlyMandyRose
Жыл бұрын
Joanne’s face when Lucifer stops Abaddon in mid sentence.
@Izzy-uu9ey
2 жыл бұрын
I literally choked on my boba when I heard “you have no complaints when I call you that in~”
@PinkBubblesGoApe
Жыл бұрын
Joanne's smirk at that moment is priceless lol
@dori_casper
2 жыл бұрын
"this one alerts Bill Gates any time you cry so he knows what a little bitch you are" Is my favorite line 😂😂
@BelgraviaTottie
2 жыл бұрын
Well, my goal to have a seizure free month just went out the window reading your comment. “Ome” “alletrs” “knees” lfavorite” 🥴
@SavageBunnyGetMoney
2 жыл бұрын
@@BelgraviaTottie I love it when everybody has a degree as a English Major online
@SemaAvalith
2 жыл бұрын
lmao
@purpleflowers8723
2 жыл бұрын
Same lmao
@BigFootTheRealOne
2 жыл бұрын
What is he care so much about other bitches he's the biggest bitch of all
@YourSuperFan
8 ай бұрын
I wonder what Joanne did to be damned to eternal administration assistant hell.
@malthusanem
Жыл бұрын
This is a comedic masterpiece 😭
@deadsoon
2 жыл бұрын
Abbadon banging Lucy and holding it over his head is hilarious 💀
@melodyyoung5293
2 жыл бұрын
I died😂
@pasareakiwi4169
2 жыл бұрын
I love how everyone just kinda knows that Abbadon and Lucifer have something between them (aka Joanne smirks when Lucifer stops Abbadon from saying what they do presumably in bed, God's reception rolls their eyes and God says that "I guess he's been busy")
@StarStruckSkyz
Жыл бұрын
*sits in corner dieing of laughter and giggles*
@solangelofangirl18
Жыл бұрын
I thought she said "guess he's been busy because Abbadon is her ex
@singingofsilver
8 ай бұрын
The Lore if I remember correctly is that both bosses had a thing going on with Abbadon and only recently found out about the other
@Levitatingmarsipan
7 ай бұрын
In my little world Abbadon, Lucifer and god are in a love hate polyamorous relationship
@JaeIBe
Жыл бұрын
You're one of the few I automatically hit the thumbs up on, cuz your material is fantastic
@rhettkahn743
Жыл бұрын
I didnt know abbadon was a fallen angel so I'm just envisioning a giant chaos space marine doing this
@ErdriedDeirdre
2 жыл бұрын
These keep getting better and Better. The bar has been raised into the freaking Heavens!
@alfa_kenny_body
2 жыл бұрын
I see what you did there
@vee_2412
2 жыл бұрын
"this is the one mark Zuckerberg injects his scales with to preserve his skin suit" 😭🤣😂I'm literally dying here
@theabyssalguardian4521
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@zdeity3620
Жыл бұрын
POV: you’re watching the most in entertaining “comedy” on KZitem
@Jo_artsksksk
4 ай бұрын
I physically need a playlist of this shorts to binge when I feel sad. You make me laugh so fucking much I swear.
@amyrodman3752
2 жыл бұрын
Why are the assistants the best part?
@sophia2474
2 жыл бұрын
For anyone who likes this series, I highly highly recommend The Good Place it’s also got Kristan Bell
@vegetableman9137
2 жыл бұрын
I watched that a while ago. I loved the whole thing!
@AnnaMorimoto
2 жыл бұрын
Next recommendation, Good Omens.
@teumeato
Жыл бұрын
YESS abd Ted Danson
@becausereasons8507
Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love that she's wearing coffin nails as earrings.
@LoreleiKerouacOfficial
Жыл бұрын
This has gotta be in my Top 10 Satan videos from Stanzi so far. I love it! It was sooo hilarious!
@disn3hy
2 жыл бұрын
Joanne and Denise deserve a raise
@JinxAnarchyEntity
2 жыл бұрын
"I can hear them from hell what the fuck are they doin?" That shit got me
@lokicooper4690
Жыл бұрын
Ya know, this is better than any of the soaps on TV. Way funnier too!
@harrypotterthehorse1166
Жыл бұрын
“Um Satan?” “(sigh) Yes, Joanne?”
@kokobeans2991
2 жыл бұрын
POV: you come to the comments to explain that Abaddon is your new favorite character--
@ellamae3321
2 жыл бұрын
i love abadon and their outfit and their whole energy is amazing
@Ligmoo
Жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie this deserves its own TV show.
@Leviatiemily
Жыл бұрын
Haaaaa I love this so much I wanna send it to my anti vaxx family. But I don't have the ammo for that war right now.
@annaelle9004
2 жыл бұрын
I'm completely invested in this heaven/hell story line. More more more
@vomitflavoredchips
2 жыл бұрын
You’re a genius like fr this is so fkin funny 😂 the look on the heaven receptionist at the end I’m 💀
@Szystedt
Жыл бұрын
God’s, Satan’s and Abbaddon’s love triangle pure comedy gold, never gets old lmaoo
@katej23
6 ай бұрын
Hahahaahaha Abadon getting it on with both Lucifer and Jesus and Joanne just smirking in the background. The admin/reception staff always know EVERYTHING 😂
@sarawithnoh9449
2 жыл бұрын
Im living for the love triangles and passive aggressiveness
@blasiandumplin
2 жыл бұрын
lmfao the fact abaddon calls him Luci is fucking gold 🤣
@TheSapphireLeo
2 жыл бұрын
Also more offended by it because the Roman "version" of their name(s), and Heylel is closer?
@InsaneLaughter01
Жыл бұрын
PLEASE keep Abbadon! I fucking love their chaotic energy. Plus the cig earrings, pink hair and giant syringe is THE vibe. ❤
@pengine6096
Жыл бұрын
Someone turn this into a borderline sfw novel please I need this
@astrisperspecto4130
2 жыл бұрын
"It's been Abbadon" /and thus god decided/he ain't got no time to deal with THAT again/and said/ "I guess... He's been busy?"
@ocinidolegna
2 жыл бұрын
he was jealous 😔
@kinzey8
2 жыл бұрын
“ You had no complaints when I called you that in be-“ 💀
@cyb3rhunnie
Жыл бұрын
abaddon has style class mentally stability ( not really) and is literally the stylish person i would love to befriend. Abbadon is now my favorite
@RylieRiddle
Жыл бұрын
Joanne's smirk at Abaddon is my favorite part
@sagethemage3979
2 жыл бұрын
Every time I think they can't get any better, I laugh harder
@miuiruma6338
2 жыл бұрын
ive never felt a character harder than i have abaddon.
@cryptical7052
2 жыл бұрын
Bro you good??? Can I join you in the forcefully give antivaxxers shots?
@miuiruma6338
2 жыл бұрын
@@cryptical7052 fuck yes
@thebettafish3239
Жыл бұрын
@@miuiruma6338 Is it too late for me to join you guys?
@DanijelJames
Жыл бұрын
I want “um, Satan…yes Joanne” as my SMS tone. ❤😂
@christopherb501
Жыл бұрын
Any time I hear about their discomfort or departure...at this point, I can genuinely think nothing else but "and nothing of value was lost."
@elena-my2lg
2 жыл бұрын
someone needs to make this a tv show or a manga show like asap omg
@annef0x
2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely lovin the God/Satan/Abaddon polycule drama-
@shaniecesingleton3704
Жыл бұрын
Joanne like “I knew they were still doing it” 😂😂
@jade_shula4807
Жыл бұрын
oh my god I know this is an old video - but like out of the skit, the shirt and belt combo you used for abaddon just looks AMAZING on you
@ARay-xj6de
2 жыл бұрын
I really want that syringe handle it's so fucking cool
@Achlys1974
2 жыл бұрын
I love abaddon's "oh lucy baby welcome!" He is so chaotic and I love it 😂
@AnnaMeowBooks
6 ай бұрын
The more of these I watch, the more I am convinced that Joanne doesn’t get paid enough
@noodlesoup7986
Ай бұрын
The "yes Joanne?" gets more depressed and sad with each video
@blaine195
2 жыл бұрын
The syringe that abaddon uses where did you get that it looks freaking awesome
@jazperspinnet1983
2 жыл бұрын
the jealousy in “well…i guess he’s been *busy* “ ✋🥰
@junegloom198X
3 ай бұрын
that delivery on "i can hear them from hell, what the fuck are they doing" just absolutely sent me
@the_queerest_kittytot5123
Жыл бұрын
Honestly... I fuckin love abbadon.. got rhat chaotic neutral energy that i love so much
@JustAliceGaming
2 жыл бұрын
Getting Hazbin Hotel vibes from this and love it
@serpentgoat6875
2 жыл бұрын
On a totally different note, i really really adore your voice bro! When you said "Luci, baby, welcome" it was so satisfying, bro. You should do something with voice acting!
@EloLeChan
4 ай бұрын
The chemistry you have with yourself is insane
@blackhole1376
4 ай бұрын
That "I guess he's been busy" hit home so hard
@_NicoIsNotHere_
2 жыл бұрын
Blitzo and Stolas vibes
@sagethemage3979
2 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly
@dalilarossello9737
2 жыл бұрын
So true
@TheSapphireLeo
2 жыл бұрын
Might also want to reevaluate that flag, if you didn't know, already?
@_NicoIsNotHere_
2 жыл бұрын
@@TheSapphireLeo why? I dont know, sorry. I don’t update my account often and I also don’t keep up with news well 😅
@libby1272
2 жыл бұрын
There’s so much lore in this girls heaven and hell
@randomsandra4039
4 ай бұрын
This is my VERY favorite skit. I wish I was Abbadon? 😂
@polu27
2 жыл бұрын
loving this series
@sillylittlejenn
2 жыл бұрын
What I love about this is that I whole heartedly believe spiritual beings HAVE to be sexual. Even though it’s comedic I love this is being explored!
@TheSapphireLeo
2 жыл бұрын
Their energy maybe beautiful, borderline sensual, but not sure how er*tic?
@TheSapphireLeo
2 жыл бұрын
Not sure if many would care to be anything but "smooth"? Miriam of Magdala may teach humans sacred sensuality/s*xuality and for meditative purposes and/or with their likely spouce Yeshua/"Jesus"?
@TheSapphireLeo
2 жыл бұрын
Miriam is also said to be Lilith/"Eve"'s alter, too and helps you deal with your "shadow half", too, in realms of duality/polarity?
@NinjaCoto
Жыл бұрын
“Yes Joanne” I already died
@Lucifersfursona
Жыл бұрын
Everybody fucking Abbadon is my favorite running joke
@RandomSwiftie13
2 жыл бұрын
There has to be a fan-fiction written about these characters somewhere on Ao3 or wattpad!
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