I just love that she actually cooks him a sandwich... might be the nicest thing she’s ever done 😅😂
@alexandertsamourlidis646
Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised she knew how to cook one
@amirmoezz
Жыл бұрын
Grilled cheese, she was making grilled cheese.
@amirmoezz
Жыл бұрын
@@ricardoguzman4875 the Grilled cheese just been insulted and invaded, and I do not stand for it. Like, what's next? The earth isn't actually flat! Read a book or something.
@-YELDAH
Жыл бұрын
@@amirmoezz cringe
@devonhague6114
Жыл бұрын
Sterling Archer was acting like Raymond from rain man lol!
@testy462
6 жыл бұрын
I love how she keeps pointing a .44 mag at him after she sees it's her son.
@zombie_queen9336
6 жыл бұрын
BA_300_AAC Well, i mean, he idn't drop his cleavrr rifhts away so....
@zombie_queen9336
6 жыл бұрын
Sorry in drubk
@hunterscott3000
3 жыл бұрын
@@zombie_queen9336 was that supposed to be "sorry I'm drunk"?
@jamethlawthon5602
3 жыл бұрын
@@hunterscott3000 no
@danielsteger8456
2 жыл бұрын
@@hunterscott3000 i think i know the answer even without him telling
@hawktalon7890
3 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite Archer moments. Jessica Walter's delivery of "I'm not grilling you a cheese!" still elicits sensible chuckles to this day.
@azzyozzy_
11 ай бұрын
Your language choices😂
@carmel9583
5 ай бұрын
She will be missed
@platinumdragonslayer6128
3 жыл бұрын
My god, it’s gonna be hard to watch Archer now that Mallory’s voice actor passed away. She was amazing.
@martinsmith5520
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I think the show is probably going to die. They will probably try to replace her and it will never be the same
@platinumdragonslayer6128
2 жыл бұрын
@@martinsmith5520. Well they had her “pass the torch” to Archer and the gang. So she might come back in other episodes with all her prerecorded lines since I’m sure he has plenty for a casual conversation.
@f0njoe927
Жыл бұрын
Trailer park boys did the animated series after Mr Laheys voice actor passed away. They stitched voice clips together from all sorts of past tv and movies he did to make all his lines so I feel it could be doable for Archer, then again your comment is from two years ago and I haven't seen Archer in years so for all I know they dropped the ball on that one, well time to re watch Archer and find out I guess lol
@Beaneabean
10 ай бұрын
@@f0njoe927they should be able to use her voice with AI
@kjk607
6 ай бұрын
She was easily my favorite character on the show. Without her, I kinda started losing interest.
@paulcasanova1909
7 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that in the background of that fight you can see Mallory's dog framed up on the wall. No family pictures or nothing, just the dog
@tokyoqueen6738
7 жыл бұрын
Mallory had a very....interesting bond with her dog.
@carmen190995
6 жыл бұрын
Actually she has Sterling's childhood pictures in her apartment in living room. You can see them in episode with Italian PM. She loves him more than she wants to admit.
@luxbledstone
6 жыл бұрын
she loved that dog more then her son its cannon
@daconqueror7777
6 жыл бұрын
Paul Gonzalez-Becerra RIGHT?!?! XD #metoo
@Eightsixseven23224
6 жыл бұрын
carmen190995 the dog still gets the portrait though.
@MrMilla103
7 жыл бұрын
"My head hurts, and i have no father" got me xD
@roseevelyn3175
6 жыл бұрын
Lol ikr x'D
@jameswhite6056
6 жыл бұрын
StretchingLogic thats not cool
@PrincessofHell666
5 жыл бұрын
😂
@gagahusband
4 жыл бұрын
So relate
@River-pg1uk
3 жыл бұрын
I feel that
@zeynaviegas
3 жыл бұрын
it was really cute that she made him the cheese, AND HE THREW IT AWAY SAYING "i hate it" like it was nothing lmao
@ForBlow
Жыл бұрын
it was swiss cheese
@sonniepronounceds-au-ni9287
4 ай бұрын
I love swiss cheese, even melted swiss on a reuben or something, but a grilled swiss cheese is a bit disappointing.
@mr.l8723
Ай бұрын
“Sterling Mallory Archer, you will eat EVERY LAST CRUMB of that sandwich.” “…………….No.” “Then get out.”
@ElectronicDust636
Ай бұрын
"I hate macaroni and cheese"
@stefanosiclari
2 жыл бұрын
"Grill me a cheese" is one of my favourite lines in the series. For some reason I burst out laughing every single time I hear it
@brovahkiin4302
7 жыл бұрын
you gotta give it to Malory, she may have birthed archer in the midst of a gunfight, doesn't know the father, and wasn't present half his childhood. but when her son comes knocking in the middle of the night, with bloody clothes on and asking her to make grilled cheese, she makes a grilled cheese sandwich.
@tokyoqueen6738
7 жыл бұрын
Gotta have those grilled cheese sandwiches!
@josh2Sides2
7 жыл бұрын
TokyoQueen what from this sandwich?
@clemgrakata4715
6 жыл бұрын
Sounds alot like The Joy/The Boss
@maggyfoster8699
6 жыл бұрын
She’s an ok mom
@elgrigorio1
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, she's mother of the year for sure.
@karlleonis7882
7 жыл бұрын
"dressed like some sort of....cattle-rapist" lmao
@Luboman411
3 жыл бұрын
I think she meant "cattle rustler." But she forgot. LOL.
@SergeantExtreme
Жыл бұрын
@@Luboman411 No, she got it right the first time.
@TheArcher101
7 жыл бұрын
I love how childish he can be even at that age when his mother's concerned
@LaineMann
7 жыл бұрын
Wait, implant?
@ghosttactician403
7 жыл бұрын
Sheridan Mann The Russians implanted a microchip in his brain.
@LaineMann
7 жыл бұрын
Why would they want to control him in the middle of the night?
@3oct1111
7 жыл бұрын
To term him loyal to the man who thought he was Archers father
@raptorjesues1445
7 жыл бұрын
just watch the episode maybe?
@brcarter1111
4 жыл бұрын
Archer: "grill me a cheese" Malory: "I'm not grilling you a cheese" Archer: cries sounds like me to my roommates when I come home shithoused.
@kurtsudheim825
3 жыл бұрын
If you mean dunk, it's shirt faced, not housed
@brcarter1111
3 жыл бұрын
@@kurtsudheim825 lol are you "dunk" right now? Your typing makes me think you're "Shirtfaced". Google "shithoused".
@cfunct645
Жыл бұрын
@@kurtsudheim825 IF YOU MEAN DUNK 💀 SHIRT FACED?!??!?!???💀💀💀💀
@etimoreaastrid.1432
8 ай бұрын
Shit… Shit housed?
@SamHoward-l9q
8 ай бұрын
@@cfunct645I think they might be shit faced drunk rn
@TR123
5 жыл бұрын
"What do you want? Because all you're gonna get is holes..." Is that why he got Swiss cheese?
@HickoryDickory86
4 жыл бұрын
😂
@andrewpacini168
4 жыл бұрын
No. He got it because it was all she had
@desmondgentle1474
3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@Conundroy
7 жыл бұрын
Mallory: Why do you have a cleaver Archer: Daddy issues
@robbiew9261
8 жыл бұрын
Lmao her having dreams about his voicemails "and thats ur message? MY GOD!!!"
@danimal097521
6 жыл бұрын
LOLOL omg I never caught that til I saw your comment. LOLOL that is awesome.
@dmino5244
3 жыл бұрын
Seeing Malory lecture Archer while making a grilled cheese sandwich looks surprisingly Wholesome
@griffca4814
4 жыл бұрын
"You will eat every last crumb of that Sandwich" Gotta hand it to her she knows how to mom.
@valteraa
7 жыл бұрын
I wish my mom make a grilled cheese in the middle of the night
@harryheller4476
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah just not swizz cheese
@Southhs
6 жыл бұрын
jikxnn. At least be glad that she is (I assume) more motherly than Mallory.
@samflynn97
6 жыл бұрын
I wish I had a mom instead of just a grilled cheese sandwich in the middle of the night.
@kelgreen99
6 жыл бұрын
DevilKicksMori Try bursting into tears
@amyartlover
6 жыл бұрын
pretty sure we all do
@Thehardtruth69
3 жыл бұрын
"Well you're safe now... so get out." LOL
@mrbulbasore1258
3 жыл бұрын
Badass agent crying over a grilled cheese sandwich LMAO. Probably my favorite Season 1 moment.
@alyssamontgomery2978
2 жыл бұрын
This is a good example of Archer as a whole. Both the show & the character.
@ostermanumbrellaco.7445
2 жыл бұрын
“I don’t know, I don’t know” is the exact way my mom mocks me when I repeatedly say it
@lerinorthcott
7 жыл бұрын
0:41 - 0:45 might just be the cutest sound I've ever heard 😍😭
@amyartlover
6 жыл бұрын
Orion Rivero me when my mum said we couldn't get another puppy
@mrbulbasore1258
5 жыл бұрын
When she says that she's not in the mood.
@andrewvillatoro4605
4 жыл бұрын
When you have no dad
@jolie8276
3 жыл бұрын
Ikr, it was so cute
@TheJoec2005
6 жыл бұрын
this episode shows that even though they are very dysfunctional they do love each other
@oomfoof7294
5 жыл бұрын
God dammit. Now I want a grilled cheese. Seriously, if I don't get a grilled cheese I might literally die.
@thecaprikid1329
3 жыл бұрын
Did you ever get that grilled cheese...? You good?
@praedorciel
Жыл бұрын
Oomf oof did you or did you not get your grilled cheese its been three years
@eebee7234
Жыл бұрын
Please tell me you got that grilled cheese
@PhrozenFox
Жыл бұрын
Gene.
@BrandonMichelle
Жыл бұрын
ALL I HAVE IS SWISS!
@chriscraven9335
4 жыл бұрын
"I'm not grilling you a CHEESE!"
@sonicANDtailsfan157k
2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes he can be such a child, I love it.
@biggiecheez6879
Жыл бұрын
He was brain damaged
@jordanjarvey1695
3 жыл бұрын
Rip Jessica Walters. Thanks for the Laughs
@collegerebel
2 ай бұрын
Barbara
@chandlerrose4545
7 жыл бұрын
I love the picture of Duchess.
@Cloofinder
3 жыл бұрын
Theres more than one portrait lol one in her bedroom and one in the dining room xD.
@rayevans9276
2 жыл бұрын
“what do you want?! cause all you’re gonna get is holes… i-i mean holes in you, not my-“ i’m fuckin crying malory is crazy
@dannymcmillan1383
6 жыл бұрын
0:41 I think that’s how we all react when we don’t get grilled cheese sandwich lol 😂😂😂
@amyartlover
6 жыл бұрын
pretty much
@Fiery_Latina_Goatchan_GF_681
4 жыл бұрын
Uh no i do not x.x
@goldenpig6453
Жыл бұрын
look at mr tough guy over here, not bawling his eyes out when he isnt grilled a cheese
@stephenspilman68
7 жыл бұрын
grill me a cheese
@SuperWolsey
6 жыл бұрын
stephen spilman I'm NOT grilling you a-
@InvaderTool
6 жыл бұрын
*starts to cry*
@amyartlover
6 жыл бұрын
Invader Tool oh for god sake
@Megalomaniakaal
6 жыл бұрын
> sudo grill me a cheese > *************** > Cheese grilling in progress > 0%
@IsiahTomas
3 жыл бұрын
This scene never fails with it's tone.
@GoodRoberts
8 жыл бұрын
Archer Grilled cheese Mallorie What Archer Grill Me a cheese Mallorie I'm not grilling you a cheese Archer Starts Crying Mallorie OH GOD
@senoj.rednaxela
5 жыл бұрын
Me and my mother reenact this bit occasionally when I want a grilled cheese
@kurtsudheim825
3 жыл бұрын
@@senoj.rednaxela how old stew toy & your mom, that you're living together & both watch the show?
@senoj.rednaxela
3 жыл бұрын
Hey there's nothing wrong with still living at home at 20 years old
@UnKnown-bo8ce
7 жыл бұрын
Malory: Sterling. Malory. Archer. You will eat EVERY. LAST. CRUMB. of that sandwich. Archer:........ (Crosses arms) No. Malory: Oh alright, then I guess just pout.
@georgeprchal3924
4 жыл бұрын
Something she'll never say to her granddaughter, she thinks she's fat.
@greenweeaboo8924
3 жыл бұрын
i`m going to start saying that to people who WON`T acccept ANY of my cooking
@Jon92254
3 жыл бұрын
1:06 "I don't know i don't know" lol
@bunsonbaker4156
5 жыл бұрын
I’m 26 and when I come home I still use the “but moooooom” to get stuff all the time. No regrets
@GoodRoberts
8 жыл бұрын
i don't know
@sandybeach1355
8 жыл бұрын
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
@chrilstoft7384
8 жыл бұрын
I don't know
@DigiDestined558
7 жыл бұрын
Chrilstoft AND WHY DO YOU HAVE A CLEAVER?!!
@shawnparkspost
7 жыл бұрын
I don't know.
@josh2Sides2
7 жыл бұрын
Shawn Parks is that all you have to say for yourself..?
@Beedronious
7 жыл бұрын
0:25 seconds in and I FULLY expected that scene to go completely different
@SwirlyCurlyy
Жыл бұрын
I find it hilarious that he just starts crying immediately after she denies to grill him a cheese
@Jakegothicsnake
2 жыл бұрын
“And why doesn’t your voicemail just say; ‘Leave a message. I’m a jackass.’??”
@zinccat7493
3 ай бұрын
"I don't know."
@joshuagoforth1658
3 жыл бұрын
“Grill me a cheese”
@mr.peanutbutter6969
3 жыл бұрын
"I'm not grilling you a cheese."
@zinccat7493
3 ай бұрын
@@mr.peanutbutter6969*cries*
@friskecrisps8038
3 жыл бұрын
Was expecting Archer to be mind controlled and go after her not demand a grilled cheese lol
@theyareallscreaming
3 жыл бұрын
"what do you want, well all you're gonna get is holes... I mean holes in you, not my...." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*Fights about father* Archer: I HATE YOU Mallorie: Sterling Mallorie Archer... you will eat every last crumb of that sandwich
@amyartlover
6 жыл бұрын
Jared Woods no!🙅
@lewisalvarez2859
6 жыл бұрын
Amy Anime lover then get out
@leoniousmumblescraper1311
4 жыл бұрын
“Well you’re safe now, so get out” Her weapon always seems to be that large caliber revolver with telescopic and laser sights.
@stopthatemily
6 жыл бұрын
For some reason Archer crying gives me the feels
@thomaswalker4279
5 жыл бұрын
Me too, Slightly
@kevinjohnson3119
6 жыл бұрын
The best line is, "Because all you're gonna get is holes. I mean holes in you!"
@jgrillo638
5 жыл бұрын
She is and always has been my favorite character in the show. I love Mallory.
@markparkin7081
4 жыл бұрын
Took me ages to realise Malory only called Archer twice and only almost left a message, what a savage 😂🤣
@seantheporcupine7979
6 жыл бұрын
0:41 when your character doesn't get confirmed for smash
@rinwesley3092
7 жыл бұрын
I love Archer's mommy issues.
@marine9588
6 жыл бұрын
Sterling Mallory Archer is such a badass name
@Excitedowl231
8 ай бұрын
Every kids answer: i don't know
@johnmurphy3242
6 жыл бұрын
Archers mom is actually caring. Just the tough love type.
@anthonyjimenez7379
5 жыл бұрын
Mallory: sterling I was trying to protect you Archer: From what this sandwich this is swiss mother!!
@kurtsudheim825
3 жыл бұрын
Underrated double meaning
@CraySockBroski
6 жыл бұрын
The cartoon mother I wanted: Delia Ketchum. The mother I got: Malorie Archer. 😂
@kurtsudheim825
3 жыл бұрын
Calm totally relate
@senatorbillchupacabreiii749
6 жыл бұрын
This is by far the funniest scene in tv history Grilled cheese Grill me a cheese Cries Cattle rapist I don't know. My head hurts and I have no father
@haden636
5 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite scenes
@VivaelBosque
8 жыл бұрын
This is swiss.
@Mr.Spanglish_94
6 жыл бұрын
Because that's all I have, you ass! Just like I'm all that you have.
@amyartlover
6 жыл бұрын
Mr_Blue73 well I hate it! and I hate you!
@inactiveandsavedforarchive9312
6 жыл бұрын
@@amyartlover Sterling Mallory Archer you will eat last crumb of that sandwich.
@amyartlover
6 жыл бұрын
I am totally NOT gay NO!
@theKGB1000
Жыл бұрын
Just like the ISIS employer bank accounts.
@OG_ElGato
Жыл бұрын
"I dunno" -Sterling
@Smokealotofblunts
6 жыл бұрын
I can’t be the only person who grilled a cheese after this.
@amyartlover
6 жыл бұрын
Rollsroyce44 I did too
@Megalomaniakaal
6 жыл бұрын
I'm considering it, but it's 2:53 AM and the FAM's sleeping...
@ujlt7198
6 жыл бұрын
*cries at mother to grill me a cheese*
@Pauly421
8 ай бұрын
"Well you're safe now. So get out" LMAO Jessica Walter was so perfect as Mallory :)
@satisfaction.6735
6 жыл бұрын
"Why do you have a cleaver?!" "I don't know." I died 😂
@brain0Faiden
Жыл бұрын
Grilled cheese Grill me a cheese
@AncestorZzZ
Жыл бұрын
You're gonna get holes alright! I only got Swiss!
@patriot459
4 жыл бұрын
Even brainwashed he complains about Swiss’s grilled cheese Hahahaha
@sevenMOons666
2 жыл бұрын
LITERALLY me when my mom won’t grill me a cheese.
@luzriveralopez2966
6 жыл бұрын
I love when archer cries
@joeywomer
7 жыл бұрын
*laughs hysterically* Archer's middle name is Mallory
@tokyoqueen6738
7 жыл бұрын
Mallory is such an awesome character. Also, I've noticed many people put her very high on the list of Most Horrible Cartoon Parents. Oh, she's up there. Probably as high as Beatrice Horseman. Both were and are terrible mothers. However, the only difference between Mallory and Beatrice, is that Mallory actually cares about her son's safety. Any time she thinks Archer has been severely harmed/killed, she does show genuine concern and upset. Beatrice, honestly, if Bojack died, she honestly wouldn't care. Archer may be fucked up because of Mallory, but Bojack is both broken and fucked up because of Beatrice. And that, to me, is way worse. Please note" These opinions and views are mine and do not directly represent the creators/fans/viewers of Bojack Horseman as well as the creators/fans/viewers of Archer. I fully welcome sides who both agree and disagree with me. And now I need to go to bed because I've got work in a few hours.
@charmmydarling5872
6 жыл бұрын
More will come
@helen8022
6 жыл бұрын
TokyoQueen I thought the exact same about Beatrice until season 4 happened. After that I kinda had a bit of pity for Beatrice but it certainly doesn't make up for ruining Bojack's childhood. However I have noticed if deep down in her cold heart she really does care for her son. She kept him when she found she was pregnant and honestly had she gone with Corbin Creamerman, I think she would've been loving and caring but with what Butterscotch put her through, yeah Id see why she became even more bitter and mean. But I think she really does love Bojack but she doesn't know how to express it. She is my favorite character because having seen how her entire life was and how she grew it just surprised me. But I also think Malory is pretty awesome. I wish I were as coordinated as her.
@theclairebaire
6 жыл бұрын
TokyoQueen Mallory hates everyone and everything 😂😂😂
@jenlindley7780
4 жыл бұрын
Mallory is a wondefull mother compared to Beatrice. She loves Archer very much despite her shortcomes.
@kayleighbrown459
4 жыл бұрын
It's really hard to compare the two tbh because the characters in Bojack are very REAL people. Like Beatrice has reasons for being the person she is. She's just as broken as Bojack and thus brings down everyone around her, just like he does. I don't think it's entirely fair to say that she wouldn't care if he died because she obviously does love him, just on a level that's buried so deep it's impossible to say. My grandmother was the same. I know it's odd to compare a horse with a real person but that's the kinda show Bojack is. Sometimes people are just too damaged. Mallory is a more simple character. She's a sociopath but clearly cares very much for her son and isn't too emotionally damaged to actually show compassion. Basically Bojack and Beatrice are two very VERY broken people, likely beyond any kind of repair. They're both products of their upbringing and have slowly turned to poison, spreading it to whoever they're around. Archer and Mallory are just kinda nuts and she's just....really not very good at the whole maternal thing.
@Dr_Kenneth_Noisewater
3 жыл бұрын
Jessica Walter, immortal.
@OokamiKageGinGetsu
6 жыл бұрын
Damn. Now I want a grilled cheese.
@johnpetrov6602
5 жыл бұрын
"Sterling Malloy Archer!"
@TheToddFather1969
3 жыл бұрын
The subtle jokes on this show are far too intelligent for most commoners. This show is brilliant
@theklown8820
Жыл бұрын
I’m not grilling you a cheese- *Æeehh*
@alexandruulesan7009
3 жыл бұрын
Is it wierd that Mallory sleeps with 13 pillows ?
@AceroKarina228
4 жыл бұрын
That CRY thoooo 😂😭😭
@princelevi3733
6 жыл бұрын
Basically me and my mom relationship right here
@abigailoralan3501
5 жыл бұрын
I honestly thought his brain had been replaced with a child's brain, or a teenager's, until he started arguing and then I said, "Oh no he's fine."
@OtherBarry4908
2 жыл бұрын
r.i.p Jessica Walter
@ariannajaylin1585
6 жыл бұрын
Archer:Protecting from what this sandwich. Mallory: Wha. Archer: this is Swiss mother Mallory : because that's all I had you ass
@gunfuego
3 жыл бұрын
A grilled cheese sounds great right now 😋
@korystephens3318
6 жыл бұрын
ITS A SWISS, MOTHER!!
@SergeantExtreme
3 жыл бұрын
@Gottenburg "Just like I'm all you have."
@amyartlover
6 жыл бұрын
I want grilled cheese now...
@whynot-tomorrow_1945
5 жыл бұрын
I love how he kept the cleaver xD
@Mihaly_
11 ай бұрын
It’s funny how he cries when she refused to grill him a cheese
@edwardrizer8505
Жыл бұрын
I heard this Audio used in a TikTok, thought it was Bob’s burgers and Bob was drunk at Linda’s moms house.
@DjJackyB
6 жыл бұрын
When he cries like a little boy
@thehopefulyetdoubtful3656
4 жыл бұрын
Archer saying idk reminds me of myself
@ryanmoon1780
Жыл бұрын
Archer: “this is Swiss mother”. Mallory: “ because that’s all I had you ass!!!” Me EVERYTIME I force whoever to grill me a cheese 😅
@TheAllSeeingEye2468
2 жыл бұрын
this is almost heartwarming if it weren't for the fact that both are terrible people
@Arthumgo
Жыл бұрын
(0:33) Oh yeah, memes
@x.toby.rogers.x4602
Жыл бұрын
I knew this was from Archer, this sound has been trending recently
@ravengillespie8542
6 ай бұрын
"Where have you been?" "I don't know" "Why do you have a cleaver?" ".......... I don't know"
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