-Correct- More accurate translate : 0:23 :Why are you coming home so late these days, you used to come home at nine once you get off work, why is it eleven O'clock now? 0:31 :Be-because I got interested in music recently, so I went to practice for a bit. 0:36 :Don't lie to me, you won't get good juice to eat* (yes I will explain) lying to me. (Long explanation here, first please note that I am directly translating this sentence from Chinese to English ,so what "good juice" actually means "good fruit" as they sound similar , then combine the whole phrase together we get "you won't get good fruit to eat (doing something)", now that "eat" make sense to you right? So in the end the meaning of this phrase is "You won't end well (doing something)". Are you able to catch up or your head just exploded lol?) 0:42 :Phew~She is always thinking of this and that... 0:49 :(He is) still making me worry, I have to follow and watch. (The words next to doctor's legs are "sneaky") 0:54 :Yo! I'am here (I forgot what the english name of that waifu is). 0:57 :You are finally here, I have waited for you to come for a long time already (Sorry for bad grammar here), let hurry up and go in! 1:01 :How dare you come "opening room"*, you are gonna die! ("opening room", or "open room" have a extra meaning of having s** with other in Chinese) 1:10 :Sis-sister* Kal why do you come? (In Chinese there are two "sister" to identify that you are talking about older sister or younger sister, same thing applies to "brother" as well. In this case she mean "bigger sister" as Kal'tsit is probably older.) 1:15 :I am here to see how much you have learned in the music class! 1:19 :Seems you are not really good at music, but you did got something about playing drums*! (Probably a reference of having s** because their sound are somewhat similar.) 1:22 :Kal'tsit I can explain this to you... 1:24 :No need to explain, I am exposing this to the public 1:31 :Holding tight (Please note that most of the original translation IS RIGHT, I am just making then in a very similar format to the Chinese text and filling the missing words that the subtitle didn't included which isn't necessary as the subtitle does bring out the correct meaning, that's also the reason of why you are seeing bad grammar above. Also the line that the text above didn't include are perfectly correct for me)
@wesleyseau7561
3 жыл бұрын
XD the waifu waiting at the hotel is Sora xD
@random_145
3 жыл бұрын
@@wesleyseau7561 thx
@depressionanimations5662
3 жыл бұрын
You're a good man, thx
@ironblood7649
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the accurate translation
@mii5727
3 жыл бұрын
*That's hella one long of a bed*
@hotshotstevennonofyourbiz7200
3 жыл бұрын
gotta fit hellagur
@kiel_doesntplay
3 жыл бұрын
And suddenly it all starts to sound like contract contengency
@quandaledingle4299
3 жыл бұрын
Kalt sit fights Doktah,Sora,Shaw and Kroos
@conancahill5784
3 жыл бұрын
Just wondering, will you ever translate more videos from creators like 哈米伦的弄笛者 , 时风____, or 逗比寒MillerRHan? The skits they make are soooo good, but I can't seem to find any translated versions. I think people are missing out on all the gold comedy.
@Meteorknite
3 жыл бұрын
That was a perfect cover up. There are only girl memebers Seems fishy that no other guys except ansel are there
@lapplandkun9273
2 жыл бұрын
Ansel is there so no sus. We can't be having all girls
@saitohnyatto9245
3 жыл бұрын
1:08 holy shiet
@Archleon00
3 жыл бұрын
It'd be better if doctor give me kal'tsit as my wife though 😂
@SoldierOfFate
3 жыл бұрын
Angry ex-wife is adorable.
@Bing35P
2 жыл бұрын
i want to hear more shaw and kroos noises
@mhsohn6798
3 жыл бұрын
I think Kaltsit won't give a damn about Doctah
@-thepatriot-9719
3 жыл бұрын
So thats why she divorce the doctor Press F for the doctor.
@nadatulsima7791
3 жыл бұрын
F
@jihyo3723
3 жыл бұрын
F you stupid
@logi3622
3 жыл бұрын
F
@random_145
3 жыл бұрын
*F*
@Meteorknite
3 жыл бұрын
Foursome
@kajetanjankowski6339
8 ай бұрын
Look like Doctor is hiding his wife Kal'stit to go with Sora . He doesnt know how scary his wife is when angry
@theodoregabranth1800
3 жыл бұрын
Well, that really gave me a laugh :)
@soraseiki2014
3 жыл бұрын
Starts rapping
@riyuugin
2 жыл бұрын
You hit that good
@OPCI_2501_V
3 жыл бұрын
老婆你听我狡辩
@jihyo3723
3 жыл бұрын
Shadow and his friends:we need some jesus of cross and holy water then also bleach Shadow:I don't hate ship of kal'tsit & doctor Shadow & his friends:lord we need help by scary girl
@jihyo3723
3 жыл бұрын
Dream:I need bleach help us to our Lord by scary demon kal'tsit
@Elfiziancie
3 жыл бұрын
This remind me of that one video on.. vine?? I forgot, my memory have become bad after I have herpes.
@tactful_proposal
3 жыл бұрын
You mean, how the dokutah became amnesiac after being pummelled by a furious Kalt'sit?
@vladimirvladislavovichtira804
3 жыл бұрын
You fell for it, Kal'tsit!
@zorrodelaspraderas3840
Жыл бұрын
THE GOLDEN AGE WILL RETURN AGAINN
@Milennin
Жыл бұрын
Could've just titled it Kal'tsit it would've kept the same meaning.
@itsmegu9261
3 жыл бұрын
The intro tho
@adarsh1892
3 жыл бұрын
infinite dendrogram ed
@pablotomasllodra4423
3 жыл бұрын
Why do they practice music like that? And what’s that soundtrack at the end?
@yuhan4469
3 жыл бұрын
This is a meme, the original is very much like this (woman thinks her husband is cheating, husband is telling her he's practicing music, she sneaks behind his back, finds him with another woman on a bed, turns out they're really just playing instruments on a bed), the soundtrack at the end is I think the intro theme of arknights
@prezentoappr1171
Жыл бұрын
@@yuhan4469 ah yes I remembered when zhuge liang friend a musician was in a bed welcoming ancestor of Tchaikovsky and talking about musics theories from start to end of autumn and spring period
@senkoyeetman8982
3 жыл бұрын
Ah this old meme i know the originals meme of this ah yes
@goldenbeastreinhard4445
8 ай бұрын
I've seen this meme somewhere.
@asobimouryu9545
3 жыл бұрын
DORIME
@Oof_2nd
3 жыл бұрын
Why would you like Sora more then Kal'tsit? :/
@psychlyeslg
3 жыл бұрын
Are you assuming their relationship?
@VasterLordUlquiorra
3 жыл бұрын
1:40. song?
@Doku71
3 жыл бұрын
What song is the one played at the end?
@psychopathjalbsquad942
3 жыл бұрын
THAT GOTE ME SO GOOD XD i tho they doing eehh thing;-;
@tongxia6557
3 жыл бұрын
Rhode Island Hotel. . Is it in the center of Providence?
@psychlyeslg
3 жыл бұрын
Sora Scandal?
@ironblood7649
3 жыл бұрын
The band in bed together
@DragonBenares
3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes 0 views and 4 likes
@ReD-zc3uu
2 жыл бұрын
So, anyone got the track name in the end or something?
@user-bq7wy6fb9u
2 жыл бұрын
我現在拳頭很硬 王安石
@gentofujio3014
3 жыл бұрын
I dont get the ending... Why is doc bouncing???
@microtracro8243
3 жыл бұрын
He's panicking, his very life was in danger. Probability have not many time life in this world.
@BasoSonia
3 жыл бұрын
he's daftpunk
@user-uq6xn8vr4e
3 жыл бұрын
4P(maybe5P) live
@ShIzOchKa_3o6bl
3 жыл бұрын
Да
@bonkedgian3737
3 жыл бұрын
Forgive me for not liking because I have liked 69 videos ;-;
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