M. Price confronts their greatest foe yet...pronouncing the word, "Asceticism." Will they succeed? Find out in this next exciting installment...or don't, I know half of you only watch the Shorts anyway. DCNS.
Also!
Ground Lamb Curry
Olive Oil
2 Onions
2 Jalapenos
2 Tablespoons Tomato Paste
Head of garlic
Ground ginger to taste
One pound ground lamb
Frozen green peas
One teaspoon of turmeric and garam masala
Cilantro to top
1. Saute onions in oil until golden in lidded skillet. Add head of garlic (whole cloves if you're a badass like M. Price or minced if you like minced garlic) and however much ground ginger you enjoy. Cook until fragrant. Then add jalapenos and tomato paste.
2. Add ground lamb, peas, turmeric, garam masala, salt and pepper, and then break up and brown lamb. Once browned, cover skilled and let simmer for about 20 minutes to make the lamb all sweet and tender, and yes, it will be extremely oily at the end, please don't kill me.
3. Which is why you serve your curry on top of roti, that way the bread (literally just atta flour and water) will absorb all the oily lamb nonsense. Sprinkle some cilantro on there, serve with basmati rice, and you're good to go.
4. DCNS.
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But what even is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response and is the feeling characterized as a calming or relaxing tingling sensation felt in the head, scalp, back and other parts of the body in response to visual, auditory, cognitive, or any other kind of stimuli, such as whispering, reading, tapping, or hand movements. M. Price's personal favorite trigger is cutting hair (I don't know, you tell me).
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