i thought the perspective would be from a hostage, not the kidnapper 💀 love that tbh
@cecille5833
6 күн бұрын
Do you think hostage negotiators negotiate WITH the hostage instead of FOR them ?
@beesare_cool
6 күн бұрын
@@cecille5833 idk 🧍 never heard of any genuine stories about hostage negotiators lmao
@bhavyasaxena2440
3 ай бұрын
soft parenting a criminal is so hilarious
@Christdiedforus.-
2 ай бұрын
And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years: (Gen. 1:14) For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: And that he was seen of Cephas, then of the twelve: (1 Cor. 15:3-5) Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved. (From Acts 16:31)
@@Christdiedforus.-what did this comment have to do with god?
@NeverGonnaGiveYouUp-jt2ye
2 ай бұрын
@@rainkore13absolutely nothing, but they don't give a crap. I could be watching a video of a parrot dancing then go to the comments and see a bible quote.
@hcdhcdhcd41
2 ай бұрын
@@Christdiedforus.- piss off
@0The_Farlander0
2 ай бұрын
"Listen, i know her methods are unorthodox, but she's the best damn negotiator we've got"
@TheBrainWormed_77
2 ай бұрын
Key and Peele ?
@grace3112
Ай бұрын
omg where is this frommm
@erikafriberg
Ай бұрын
Honestly, I wouldn't be that surprised if some real hostage negotiator had a similar vibe
@htspencer9084
2 ай бұрын
"I'm not upset you killed Angela, I'm upset you lied about it."
@torenielsen9993
2 ай бұрын
"How are the hostages treating you?" made me giggle like a fool.
@kayleebreckenridge8086
2 ай бұрын
Also, imagine being the hostage and watching the person who you thought was going to help you putting makeup on the armed man lmao
@ferret2308
2 ай бұрын
Two hostage negotiators getting married to eachother sounds like some hilarious-in-hindsight arguments and some great parenting.
@forestbunny4933
2 ай бұрын
I would watch that tv show
@ang3lie
2 ай бұрын
@@forestbunny4933 money heist on netflix is a good one
@htspencer9084
2 ай бұрын
A sitcom thats half procedural criminal show half home drama would be AMAZING!
@beepthemeep12
2 ай бұрын
Thats just Brooklyn 99 no?
@Finn_Mertens_
Ай бұрын
@@beepthemeep12no
@sopheep
3 ай бұрын
“put the gun down :)” was so good
@valleyviews735
3 ай бұрын
THE CHANGE IN TONE AT THE END WITH THE REVEAL, CHEF'S KISS A+ ACTING
@artemispendragon507
2 ай бұрын
I'm a preschool teacher and this is literally what my job feels like every day LMFAOOOO 😂 this is so funny im obsessed
@TonyMaynard-SD
2 ай бұрын
as a student aide i was thinking the same thing lol!! she has the tone of voice DOWN
@darlinghowl
2 ай бұрын
“i want toby….no not sexually, at least not right now” took me OUT 😂
@asmrabbits
3 ай бұрын
This performance slaps from start to finish, absolutely no notes. Also, two people's comments stuck in my mind as I was falling asleep to this last night and I dreamt you made a "Jersey Mom Helps You Plan Your First Big Bank Robbery" video.
@inkonthewillow_asmr
3 ай бұрын
okay….wait….but can i use that??? that’s such a good idea 😭
@asmrabbits
3 ай бұрын
@@inkonthewillow_asmroh absolutely please do! I grew up in the Philly suburbs, so "Jersey accent talking about crimes" will be very nostalgic for me haha
@xxxstellarxxx
2 ай бұрын
This comment made me laugh really hard, thank you
@sumbunny2009
2 ай бұрын
I read this as jesus' mom helps you plan your first big bank robbery 💀 I gotta go sleep lmao
@h0rriphic
2 ай бұрын
@@sumbunny2009Not the Virgin Mary planning a heist 😂💀 I’d watch that.
@lilysmith1673
3 ай бұрын
WHAT AN ENDING OMG
@sheepgardenfr
3 ай бұрын
FR SHES SO GOOD AT ACTING
@htspencer9084
2 ай бұрын
.... Why would she lie though? 😢 I trusted her!
@YourFaulty
2 ай бұрын
I felt so betrayed 💔
@looneyiloli5034
Ай бұрын
NO SHE ACTUALLY ATE SO BAD????
@clarissagabrielle1404
3 ай бұрын
Im so in love with this character, she could talk me down from anything
@Balloonbot
2 ай бұрын
The spin-off of Legally Blonde for the next generation we all needed
@victorkeys5564
2 ай бұрын
Honestly love how she prepped us a little bit so we look good in our mugshots 😔🙏
@vannabanana222
3 ай бұрын
"if i read a file like that id kms" THE WAY I WAS LIKE SAME 😭😭😭 i love your humor i fw ur videos so much ❤️
@MxSae
2 ай бұрын
Help wdym same 😭
@vannabanana222
2 ай бұрын
@@MxSaecause the information says stuff youve done wrong, so its like hurtful information if you are the criminal which is why youd want to "kys" cause of it 😭
@uh_oh_spaghetti_o7087
3 ай бұрын
The way I’d catch feelings 😭
@Moonphasie
2 ай бұрын
For her or the robbers?
@htspencer9084
2 ай бұрын
@@Moonphasieyeah Vlads a hottie
@htspencer9084
2 ай бұрын
@@Moonphasiebut the little red is a firecracker in the bedroom! 😅
@batgf
3 ай бұрын
“i came in with the purse” was in the lorax voice plsss 😭
@TheMidwestJess
2 ай бұрын
Oh my god I LOVE her. She’s such a girl’s girl! I swear, you absolutely rock the most unhinged roleplays in the best way. The more absurd the title, the more excited I get because you have such a knack for comedy with such a dry sense of humor and I love it!
@crystaljoan6928
2 ай бұрын
I feel like I’m a hostage eavesdropping on this conversation 💀💀
@CarboMcoco
2 ай бұрын
Killing a hostage resulting in the pizza getting downgraded from Pizza Hut to Cici's took me out 😂
@lilysmith1673
3 ай бұрын
this is fantastically unhinged--i love it
@MielforMilo
3 ай бұрын
bestie, you get more and more beautiful every video. my heart cannot take it!!! truly you are so witty, i love this character to death. if i was shot because of her failed negotiation, i'd go smiling
@inkonthewillow_asmr
3 ай бұрын
ugh thank you so so much 🩷
@DarrylWilkinson
3 ай бұрын
@@inkonthewillow_asmrYou're the absolute greatest ASMRtist of all time dear willow ❤
@jasminenatasha-art
3 ай бұрын
pov gentle parenting the bank robbers
@yetta_the_coffee_addict3059
3 ай бұрын
i need this to be part of a criminal minds episode and i need you to just do the exact same thing in the episode... oh my dear gods, this is pure and utter brilliance
@leedevereaux7644
2 ай бұрын
Even the robber wouldn’t subject their victims to Cici’s pizza.
@andreroberts6499
2 ай бұрын
This is what killed me I love the fact that they thought Cici’s pizza was worse than what they were doing to them 😂
@santosluisa13
3 ай бұрын
i lost everything with the "miss swift's" hahaha
@maveee563
3 ай бұрын
Time stamp? 😭
@sheepgardenfr
3 ай бұрын
@@maveee563 21:47
@nunbeam
2 ай бұрын
The casual gestures are CRAZY tingly. ESPECIALLY the cinnamon sticks moment on the phone. Love your style so much😴
@jakipop3397
3 ай бұрын
Love that she got done up fancy for this one. Negotiators gotta slay too.
@theswisswereright
2 ай бұрын
This is completely and utterly unhinged, like much of your content, and I love it wholeheartedly. Belinda is a queen who knows how to work with the resources she has.
@asmrelara
Ай бұрын
now THIS is my type of asmr 😭😭
@Zenaidafromthemoon
Ай бұрын
Oh we know 😭🙏
@CowboyOpalASMR
3 ай бұрын
girl you have done it again, constantly raising the bar for all of us, and doing it flawlessly
@nala8631
3 ай бұрын
Saw the title, saw it was from you, and I instantly clicked. Your personality shines in your videos and is my favorite part about each one. 💯
@inkonthewillow_asmr
3 ай бұрын
make me weepy 🥹
@nala8631
3 ай бұрын
@@inkonthewillow_asmr Just finished the vid, the natural smooth lead up to the ending was great 😭
@JustSomeRando_
15 күн бұрын
“Yeah, you’re under arrest. It was nice meeting you tho.” COLDEST LINE IN ASMR HISTORY also this was like strangely cinematic and sooo funny and I loved the ending I wasn’t expecting it. keep up the good work! ❤❤
@thatgirlcero
2 ай бұрын
Ok there’s a reason she got that bonus 👏👏👏 29:15 gagged me lmaooo
@cryptidmilk4074
2 ай бұрын
This has immediately skyrocketed to one of my favorite videos lmaooo, not only is your voice extremely comforting but the concept and execution are BEYOND funny, omg 😭😭
@lucalucaluca93
2 ай бұрын
you’re actually so charismatic and creative that i’m kinda scared your channel doesn’t have like a million subs
@lilysmith1673
3 ай бұрын
18:13 GIRL---
@sheepgardenfr
3 ай бұрын
ik that part had me 😭
@danb4282
3 ай бұрын
She’s giving Ana Di Armas in No Time To Die and I’m so deeply obsessed I want a movie about these characters in an unlikely action buddy comedy
@peonieprincess
2 ай бұрын
This is genuinely incredible I clicked this to go to sleep but I just stayed up to watch this like a sitcom episode
@riihatesyou
2 ай бұрын
this is such a cinematic masterpiece omg
@lilyfernandez2373
3 ай бұрын
damn, that ending got me, that was phenomenal
@sheepgardenfr
3 ай бұрын
WOW you’re acting is SO DAMN GOOD. i really love this character and how you used some more subtle touches to make it feel more natural, they definitely don’t go unnoticed!! the camera quality along with your acting quality genuinely made me feel like i was watching a show. normally i don’t have the attention span to watch anything longer than 10 minutes (sometimes not even that 😭) but i watched this whole thing and didn’t even realise it was half an hour. definitely subscribing i can’t wait to see what more you bring!! 🤍
@isapurkote
Ай бұрын
omg the ending had me absolutely shook you’re a genius i’m obsessed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@JoshuaHenelyThornhill
3 ай бұрын
Your repertoire of characters is growing and flourishing while never losing that charm of yours. Last time I vibed this much on a hostage situation was on the Vince Staples Show.
@nogoodchad4473
2 ай бұрын
it's the creativity for me at this point
@whattheflirpman1058
29 күн бұрын
gentle parenting negotiator is my new favorite person. she's an icon she's a queen she gets results
@ociguitars
3 ай бұрын
I want a lawyer
@cyberpunkchloe9
Ай бұрын
Better call Saul.
@MxSae
2 ай бұрын
The Hermes bit killed me 🤣
@penelopedoeden5548
2 ай бұрын
this is genuinely high art, like I feel like this is an intense fever-dream
@__your_girl_abby___
3 ай бұрын
this is so cozy and wholesome all at the same time. your personality is so fun!
@_uhlyssa
3 ай бұрын
ive already been watching you for a whole year and you've remained to be my favorite ASMRtist . Thank you so much, everything about you & you do is just so soothing
@hanniefaerie2984
3 ай бұрын
21:40 HOW DID I KNOW YOU WERE GOING TO MENTION TAYLOR THE SECOND I HEARD YOU SAY JET😭
@squishies4life123
9 күн бұрын
This is my favourite video ever… for some reason it just really hits that sweet spot of chill but still engaging background conversation it’s soo good
@florzinharebi2134
3 ай бұрын
I'm kinda worried cause this is exactly my personality and I think I could literally be in that situation and act like that cause I wouldn't want to hurt the criminal's feelings or for him to be mad at me 😂
@PerfectAmbiguity
2 ай бұрын
This is so original. Your delivery is hysterical. Thank you for this!
@retrobacon4493
3 ай бұрын
Knew it was rigged when we didn’t get our Cici’s
@bummychai
Ай бұрын
WE NEED this character back for a doing your wedding makeup ASMR!!
@graceclark9661
2 ай бұрын
This was so quick witted and fun. I literally was locked in for every minute laughing and also loving the raspy mean girl whispers
@Justin-pm4te
3 ай бұрын
Bruhhhh I was not expecting the ending to go like that 😂 Bravo
@abiakbar286
2 ай бұрын
The hostages the whole time: 👁️👄👁️
@mouseyboy427
2 ай бұрын
I love the manner of speaking used in this video The pronunciation of S’s sounds really good
@burnerburnt8120
2 ай бұрын
I was so fucking invested I swear
@xaviervernon6178
2 ай бұрын
I have watched ASMR for over six years, and I have to admit this is the best ASMR I think I have ever watched!! I definitely am subscribing and look forward to all of your brilliant ideas!
@ramkumar0042
3 ай бұрын
I love Ur comic sense and Ur Facial expressions😂😍❤️ keep em coming🤍
@joselocalau123
3 ай бұрын
that top is absolutely GORGEOUSSSS and it looks amazing on you!!!
@ty-mn6ij
2 ай бұрын
This was solid god damn humor 😂😂😂
@Hazel-of-the-Basil
27 күн бұрын
PLEASE make this a series this character is so funny
@fmm56301
3 ай бұрын
You are literally my favorite creator, no one is out here doing it like you! 👏🏻😍✨️
@katelynl6406
3 ай бұрын
i lowkey stalked you and i saw you used to dance and as a fellow dancer i think you should do like a mom gets you ready for a showcase/competition type roleplay. the sas my mom used to get from me on those days was brutal and i just think it would be really funny and i figured you may have experience that too when you were younger. also off topic but ily.
@wemki_
3 ай бұрын
PLEASE oh my fucking god . mom or coach rp would end me
@idamay4590
3 ай бұрын
This video is stellar omfg
@thevanysh8990
2 ай бұрын
I love the soft speaking and the random tapping
@sandypalafox1122
2 ай бұрын
Wow this was amazing! The story and the acting. That ending shocked me!
@hashbrownsasmr
2 ай бұрын
the sharpness in your voice is so tingly!! love it !!
@ArtsyTingles
2 ай бұрын
This premise is so whimsical and fun, but your voice is on another level!
@Kris-qn4bn
Ай бұрын
We need another part of this ASAP!
@quackersmcquack-quack5498
2 ай бұрын
Love for Peter and Kelly, who found love in the hostage negotiation profession.
@flipaflop2342
2 ай бұрын
Black/ white space if you need it
@NikaSqueakin
3 ай бұрын
You are easily the funniest ASMR creator I know. LOVE your videos
@PopChanx
3 ай бұрын
I’m in love with this! The concept, your acting, and the ASMR. Instant subscribe 🩷
@_Fern
2 ай бұрын
I would die laughing trying to film this . Big respect
@LivvyBooks
3 ай бұрын
Sent this video to my sister because I thought it was so cute and funny. Love your work!
@Lydia-gb6xf
2 ай бұрын
you gagged me at the end i really thought i was going to Cabo
@elizahellcat
2 ай бұрын
I love your soft spoken style. It's a great tempo and volume. Awesome video!
@faceyl
2 ай бұрын
Asmr concepts are truly evolving ❤ thank you for this contribution - I luv this 😂
@mayplecookies
3 ай бұрын
this is my new favorite asmr video ever omg
@margusiraptor9729
2 ай бұрын
This is so creative and hilarious, instant sub. Love the energy of this whole channel, and especially your acting :D
@kenmakozume2686
21 күн бұрын
wow i was not ready for the plot twist at the end💀
@Shadow72eapers
2 ай бұрын
This is seriously so ridiculously good, you killed it!! 10/10.
@maxa5748
2 ай бұрын
This is so coquette 🎀✨
@lilysmith1673
3 ай бұрын
your fringe looks so nice
@smileyfacelegend
2 ай бұрын
This is the best ASMR video I’ve ever seen
@Sol-jx6vl
14 күн бұрын
Loved that plot twist finale
@unijack4830
2 ай бұрын
i loved every moment, i will now be deep diving into your channel, this character and premise is just chefs kiss
@FishRockLipLock
2 ай бұрын
I was super hoping she’d be like “oh you want me to come with 😮- well I mean who doesn’t wanna go to Cabo 🥴” The fanfic that never was ugh my heart
@isabelas5774
2 ай бұрын
I loved it BAHSHAHAH the character kinda reminds me Linda from Orange is the New black
@HalezDragon
2 ай бұрын
I LOVE this, so glad it popped up on my feed!
@laurenbarker5537
Күн бұрын
I need another one of these videos. I love it so much !!!
@Sokrates80
28 күн бұрын
Comedy AND relaxation! Great! :D
@parabellum7180
2 ай бұрын
this is just wonderful it's fresh and spontanious...i love it
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