One day when my kids ask me how are books made, I'm just gonna show them this video
@stvrlighttforever
8 ай бұрын
I think thats a good idea 😂😂 and youre save a lot of time for explaining 😂
@thatonedudewhodoesstuff334
8 ай бұрын
Yeah 😂
@ItsKeyboardCat
8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 omg yes
@BeanzAviation3967
8 ай бұрын
That's well funny 😂😂
@zerareota1560
8 ай бұрын
Now I wonder if I asked my parents how books were made? I once asked my mom if she remembered explaining how animals are made into food and she was just like“I dunno, it wasn’t particularly traumatic I guess”
@cows.com11
8 ай бұрын
Imagine the splinters
@natsines7067
8 ай бұрын
the absolute cringe i felt in the second clip will haunt me for atleast a couple minutes
@xanderbucher9625
8 ай бұрын
They’re splinters. Tiny and inconsequential unless left in.
@Brenzoink
8 ай бұрын
Splinters don’t happen to blue collar hands
@RedLeader.
8 ай бұрын
what i was thinking
@Alex-op5jw
7 ай бұрын
I just close my eyes and try to not think about it
@Finnjaymakes
3 ай бұрын
As someone who chops wood for my grandparents, *I CAN FEEL THE SPLINTERS*
@Hayleysuiterawr
Ай бұрын
I actually do too!😊
@Theddosamalover
23 күн бұрын
Lol same😂😂
@DeniseMc007
23 күн бұрын
Me: AAAAAA💀👻
@grungefrog7840
9 күн бұрын
Just get some gloves man
@Finnjaymakes
8 күн бұрын
@@grungefrog7840 I do, but this was before I had gloves.
@tapesayshowdy
3 ай бұрын
I love how he promotes his books in asmr form
@AxBodaysprae
29 күн бұрын
Via massaging tree corpse
@asterknowswhatsinyoursearch
4 ай бұрын
For anyone curious the book is his own, I personally like his writing so if you’re interested in a decent book consider his work (To whom it may concern I am not a bot or AI or an alt account to promote him I’m a person whose a writer and just happens to care 😭)
@Gabriel-Apostate-of-hate64
3 ай бұрын
Same though here I only ever got half way through the book before I had to return it to my local library because they were going bankrupt and the book was the librarians favorite book and she really wanted it back before the place was shut down... But even though I only got half way through the book I still loved it very much
@asterknowswhatsinyoursearch
3 ай бұрын
@@Gabriel-Apostate-of-hate64 yeah I really need to see if my local library has the book(Hurricane Dan) I’ve been reading so I can finish it (btw I read a little on Kindle and wanna finish the book)
@7cc5417
2 ай бұрын
@@asterknowswhatsinyoursearchthat’s the most Ai sounding message I’ve ever heard if this isn’t an alt account to promote this book I’m surprised
@JimboAverage
Ай бұрын
@@7cc5417the cover uses AI so I wouldn’t be surprised
@NewtIsTheBestCharacterInTMR
Ай бұрын
@@7cc5417yeah, and they don’t have any videos either
@Crazyhickvr
3 ай бұрын
Can you imagine being his neighbor just going to get the mail or looking out your window and seeing him just stroking a tree 😂
@Braxten
12 күн бұрын
I am groot.
@bolt92
7 күн бұрын
😂😂😂
@AsianMilsim
6 күн бұрын
AYO 😂
@AsianMilsim
6 күн бұрын
@@Braxten💀 😊
@skeletoon1572
3 күн бұрын
@@Braxten Not that kind of stroking
@arliaquach27
3 ай бұрын
Why is this actually so tingly like wtf 😂
@digits_offical2739
5 ай бұрын
The second one is a splinter speedrun
@GravidiesC
3 ай бұрын
The printer?
@Frostguyy
3 ай бұрын
@@GravidiesCy-you can’t count?
@SpyKitCat
3 ай бұрын
@@GravidiesC bro how do you get splinters from a printer
@4seamen
3 ай бұрын
@@GravidiesCthe printer is the 4 th one
@GravidiesC
3 ай бұрын
@Eat_my_noods Nuh uh
@lukeplayinglazers6413
8 ай бұрын
"Honey the tree massager is back!" Edit: Tysm for the likes!!
@joaopedromatos8069
8 ай бұрын
"Honey he is turning our tree into planks"
@joaopedromatos8069
8 ай бұрын
"Don't leave the house until he leaves ok"
@Lestat1994-is-my-best-friend
6 ай бұрын
HAHAHA
@Gojo-and-Geto-was_here
5 ай бұрын
@@joaopedromatos8069”dad why is that man touching a tree? “
@DeafLoudness
5 ай бұрын
@@Gojo-and-Geto-was_here "Well son, that’s how you make books/"
@lusstalks
2 ай бұрын
the amount of effort put into this video
@maxwellkasterko4925
9 күн бұрын
Yea bro i could feel it and the printer even liked the massage Im NOT aiii
@Verttungas
3 ай бұрын
This has to be one the most creative ASMR video I've seen
@Zvvox
3 ай бұрын
Ikr bro
@Felix-kv4ev
8 ай бұрын
As a book myself I can confirm that this is how I got created
@jacksonkokich274
6 ай бұрын
As a human I can confirm this is top 16 best KZitem shorts comment
@anxious_mushroom
5 ай бұрын
@@jacksonkokich274 As a person I can confirm you are one of the nicest people ever❤
@Mush_room410
5 ай бұрын
@@anxious_mushroomI’m happy to know that there’s still good ppl out there like u❤️
@no-visor6981
5 ай бұрын
As a Harry Potter book I can confirm that I am the reason why there is less trees in the world
@funnyskeleton94
4 ай бұрын
@@anxious_mushroomAs an alien, I can confirm that you're the first person we're going to abduct.
@theglitchedwolfyt6831
8 ай бұрын
We need a whole video of this
@Rebel650
6 ай бұрын
We do😂😂
@user-rb7gs6ho8w
4 ай бұрын
real
@Rizzerofodds
3 ай бұрын
Fr
@SkiMReTrO
3 ай бұрын
Agreed
@MatsKommers
3 ай бұрын
Fr tho
@ariegaming3895
Ай бұрын
Him:does rough triggers I kinda don’t like Also me: am getting so much tingles I love it
@WinnieThePooh1989
Ай бұрын
He is the Lorax’s worst enemy rn 😂😂
@LianaBalazadeh
3 күн бұрын
OMG FRRRRR
@amandagarten9793
8 ай бұрын
The first two and last one sounded sooooo good.
@DefNotMyEmail
8 ай бұрын
Frrr
@THECHOSENONE199
7 ай бұрын
I’m gonna need to see your tree massaging license
@ThunderWolfAnimates
5 ай бұрын
He has one, it's just in his back left pocket.
@Red_borne
5 ай бұрын
@@ThunderWolfAnimatesoh gosh he forgot it, no matter, he’ll massage you into his license
@Couriercarries
3 ай бұрын
If you mention it he'll massage you into a book
@user-fm1rg4iy6r
3 ай бұрын
Got me a loicense for tree massagin' roight 'ere!!!
@Lilybee53
2 ай бұрын
I can already feel the splinters
@joefarmer4465
26 күн бұрын
That is CREATIVITY!
@euies
4 ай бұрын
The best way to promote your book, really.
@Messigoat_editz
4 ай бұрын
Person: What do you do for a living Him: I touch trees aggressively
@F.B.I.Official417
4 ай бұрын
🤨📸
@cr_chain
4 ай бұрын
Bro been caught by the official fbi
@Alex-op5jw
3 ай бұрын
🤨📸
@Theassistant-thekiller
3 ай бұрын
AYOOO
@Grimsickle
3 ай бұрын
🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
@DVS_808
25 күн бұрын
Love the traffic noises. Sooo relaxing *Sarcasm*
@leahilt4526
2 ай бұрын
Ohh massaging the paper was so relaxing! Please more of that💛
@extremebrah
8 ай бұрын
God bless you Brett and thank you for your relaxing videos.
@JoeyMKVII
3 ай бұрын
Ngl this gave me mad tingles 😋
@HangryOnPaws
3 ай бұрын
Oh damn I was so relaxed I turned into a copy of Great Expectations for a minute there.
@reygamboa3264
3 ай бұрын
Bro is so aggressive on the paper for no reason 😂😂😂
@inkee235
8 ай бұрын
This video made me think about how cool a "keyboard massage" video would be, the soft clacking+rubbing noises would sound really good !!
@Blue_689
8 ай бұрын
He has one of those videos.
@Ultra_gru
3 ай бұрын
how is this man not afraid of getting a splinter with that tree
@YuriGoofov
Ай бұрын
if he works with his hands for a living he wont get them from that kind of wood lol. only splinters ive had in the last 10 years have been from metal.
@MegaKushkushkush
2 күн бұрын
This is genius. I love how you put this together brother✊🏾
@oneblobbyboy8829
8 ай бұрын
now THATS a quality book keep the egg chain going @warden6699 has ruined the egg chain, nerd
@joaopedromatos8069
8 ай бұрын
Lol🥚
@Zepery
6 ай бұрын
🥚
@oneblobbyboy8829
6 ай бұрын
🥚
@Stitchisbetter
6 ай бұрын
🥚
@UrLocalShinobiii
6 ай бұрын
That's quality tree in start
@JANEZVR
Ай бұрын
WE GETTIN SPLINTERS, BLISTERS, AND PAPER-CUTS WITH THIS ONE!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣💥💥💥💥💥
@Gargamel_0
18 күн бұрын
Never had a papercut
@God.with.backpackboy
8 ай бұрын
90% sure he is the author of the book
@vaporkay7831
6 ай бұрын
nah, fr?
@im_diversum
4 ай бұрын
He is it’s on Amazon. Forever man by Bret wellman
@Jeb189
3 ай бұрын
@@im_diversumthe front image of the book is AI generated 😂
@im_diversum
3 ай бұрын
@@Jeb189 but it’s real? And he’s an author that has multiple books?
@aruesato
3 ай бұрын
he can't be an artist and a writer can he@@Jeb189
@whoa478
6 ай бұрын
‘Tis a delicate craft, one which you have mastered.
@rachelthedogmum
9 күн бұрын
Most creative asmr i've seen so far ngl. And a very good one too
@leah_tired-.-5322
18 күн бұрын
Idk how you come up with these ideas but their always amazing ❤❤
@PeterGriffinOG101
5 ай бұрын
Am I the only one who realized he is the author of the book, literally
@adriannaaguaiza5200
3 ай бұрын
Wait fr?
@user-sx1rl8so4g
Ай бұрын
@@adriannaaguaiza5200yep
@OMEGA-02
5 ай бұрын
Damn those splinters must be crazy
@Kenithegreat356
10 күн бұрын
It gives me the tingles
@Probably_Playing_Zelda
16 күн бұрын
Honestly so creative love it
@theanalogcirclepodcast.9416
8 ай бұрын
This was waaaaay better than I was expecting.
@NOCONTENT-sp1rc
5 ай бұрын
he massaged so hard that even the pc was relaxed
@Blueandpink_
3 ай бұрын
Him : *massages a tree* Splinters : did you miss me 🥰
@krystalthomson8301
Ай бұрын
Just take a moment to appreciate this guy cause he does not care if he get splinters or gets hurt he will do asmr just so we get sleep 😴
@mentallyunstable08
6 ай бұрын
Gave me fr tingles
@Mr.dude1022
4 ай бұрын
agreed
@bubmusic1229
3 ай бұрын
The splinters I'd get...
@Theasandaker3
12 күн бұрын
We need more asmr like this😢🤭
@dakotadallman7269
14 күн бұрын
The tree went from this.🌲to 🌴
@m1k3prod
7 ай бұрын
Super tingly love this kinda asmr
@shaded_acorn
4 ай бұрын
Absolutely the best ASMR massage out there
@Cakes2312
3 ай бұрын
The most relaxing deforestation video.
@Itz_Alexaaa
3 ай бұрын
I feel like he was gonna get a splinter 😂😂😂
@Jon-os2vg
5 ай бұрын
My man out here getting splinters for yall!
@nyohohoo
8 ай бұрын
My man has made a Contract with those trees, he's immune to splinters now
@Juiliana_C
Ай бұрын
I love it you should more i cant stop watching it is so good
@Likmiknutz
19 күн бұрын
I want mine delivered with every page crumpled up and a back of splinters and wood chips in the very back 😁
@trunksjj00884
8 ай бұрын
This is genius
@amandalaurrabaquio3991
6 ай бұрын
Why did I tingle so hard
@Jbltester334
4 ай бұрын
Same
@MoonQuietYT
18 күн бұрын
WE GETTING SPLINTERS WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@noraeld5020
2 ай бұрын
The page massaging was so nice!
@tui-paul9532
4 ай бұрын
Imagine walking into you’re library and seeing this guy violate a damn printer
@Lily-zd6dx
8 ай бұрын
The printer massage was so good
@anisaansari1614
3 ай бұрын
for realllllllllllllllll
@cooldude1025
19 күн бұрын
the tree did NOT. die for this
@TheAdoringFan
10 күн бұрын
The way your ran your fingers on that gave me ASM-aren’t 🪦
@aidenmiller-yi3zq
4 ай бұрын
This almost made me fall asleep and I’m standing
@sillygoobershadowmilk
3 ай бұрын
splinters:i guess youve wondered where ive been
@user-eq9mq1ur1g
3 ай бұрын
Omg best ASMR in the world
@Darkmemory-l3w
Күн бұрын
Why does it tingles it's so good
@Amoney_boi
7 ай бұрын
i love how making a book requires many fatal splinters
@Bingchiling607
3 ай бұрын
Pov: Me trying to get multiple splinters to skip school 😂
@TONGTONG-ps5hf
Ай бұрын
omg the sound is so nice❤❤
@TheRealBananaGuyy
Ай бұрын
We’re gettin splinters with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
@lancealot8709
5 ай бұрын
If he could do that to a tree, imagine what he could do to a person.. strong hands and patience
@user-kq2bq2nt7t
3 ай бұрын
It’s so creative
@user-zh2zz7bg3y
3 ай бұрын
Damm bro man has the majestic massage 💆♂️
@FlameCatt
3 ай бұрын
Bro has the record for the fastest splinter gotten
@mushroom497
5 ай бұрын
that book is very fresh
@ibisb7857
5 күн бұрын
Everyone talking bout the splinters and stuff, this man was moving the tree
@user-fm3in4kp1g
3 ай бұрын
IVE WATCHED THIS VIDOE 1,00000M TIMES IM JUST OBSESSED 😂❤😅
@valerss3332
8 ай бұрын
Bro is a magician
@ramirosarachu341
8 ай бұрын
How Rick Riordan's fans think a book is made
@HudsonJT
3 ай бұрын
damn this is brilliant, love the creativity
@H_H48269
3 ай бұрын
I can’t imagine the amount of splinters he got
@Uniquethatguy
8 ай бұрын
How have your hands not been covered in splinters?
@LittleKiwiSlay
8 ай бұрын
Imagine is he actually wrote that book-🤭
@danielbarnett981
3 ай бұрын
You never run out of ideas 😂
@alhamdullillaholloxgashuku5683
2 ай бұрын
So tingle i really love it ❤❤❤
@xsty_mxrie
5 ай бұрын
More of this videos pls 😫
@imtired5401
8 ай бұрын
Mans isn’t afraid of splinters💀
@1Archangel_Lucifer1
7 ай бұрын
bro ur literally everywhere
@imtired5401
7 ай бұрын
@@1Archangel_Lucifer1 Got a problem?
@1Archangel_Lucifer1
7 ай бұрын
@@imtired5401 no sir, ma’am, or person
@imtired5401
7 ай бұрын
@@1Archangel_Lucifer1 Good.
@KsksjsnBdbshns-pi5gx
7 ай бұрын
@@imtired5401I've never seen you
@BFG-Devs
Ай бұрын
The tree is having the best time of his life.
@vincentcassidy2505
4 күн бұрын
I love how he looks like the type of person to type up the definition of what is a splinter after looking at the comment section
@gatonephist7255
8 ай бұрын
OK, but my favourite part is scratching the printer
@Abbysomebody
5 ай бұрын
Imaging ur just walking ur dog and see this guy
@Smithy22
29 күн бұрын
Imagine walking pass enjoying your day and just see someone massaging a tree lol
@R3NA_23
10 күн бұрын
We getting splinters w this one 🔥 🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
@yes713
3 ай бұрын
bro was begging for a splinter
@YagirlySTAR
3 ай бұрын
Deaf people on the start of the video:☺️ Blind people: 😨😨
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