I’m trying to find out where he got that shirt. I love it 😂😂😂
@Nopadope
3 ай бұрын
@@DevilCruz13 I believe he got it in 1986
@generalcodsworth4417
3 ай бұрын
I'm here for it
@rdalh2
3 ай бұрын
Not Nick shiting on astrology just after uploading a video with a psychic lol
@gothicbunny9ify
3 ай бұрын
That part!
@m0mb0y
3 ай бұрын
So very Nick lmaooo
@marvinraphaelmonfort8289
3 ай бұрын
guess they didn't film in sequence?😂
@FishareFriendsNotFood972
3 ай бұрын
Biting the hand that feeds you is a very common kink😆
@Ray_Vun
3 ай бұрын
in his defense, i think he mentioned in the video he doesn't believe in that stuff. it was more just for fun to see what he got. which makes sense because at the end he does a card reading himself for the lady and is just picking up the cards and making shit up like any sane person who's making fun of tarot reading
@ontheroadtosomewhere
3 ай бұрын
"Are we ever gonna escape Paganism" is basically human history in one sentence. 🤣🤣
@PokhrajRoy.
3 ай бұрын
Quote of the Day: “What’s my Sailor Moon?”
@jackie8357
3 ай бұрын
I'm much more interested in that information!
@jennabee309
3 ай бұрын
Matteo being Sailor Jupiter sounds like it checks out
@EllenOakley1234
3 ай бұрын
Love this quote 😂
@PokhrajRoy.
3 ай бұрын
@@EllenOakley1234 Nick is killing it with one liners recently
@EllenOakley1234
3 ай бұрын
@@PokhrajRoy. He really is! He has quick wit and I love it!
@GiselleKlara
3 ай бұрын
Nick's blouse took first place in the whole conversation.
@montananerd8244
3 ай бұрын
Can we just get a blouse closet tour? I aspire to be a dapper sexy chic tomboy femme lesbian and wear such shirts but I’m just an aging shitkicker and get distracted by big boots, old cotton gingham and sweat pant leggings 😂😂😂
@meetmeinva
3 ай бұрын
Typical Pisces style.
@woop2235
3 ай бұрын
Agree! I love Nicks stature, his blouses are gorge👚 ! I’m so glad he has a demure taste in clothes 👍🏽💯🥰
@mspitstoptoyou
3 ай бұрын
As I was just noticing his blouse... 😆 Wondering where he gets clothes to fit his long lanky body...
@johnnyvacant4903
3 ай бұрын
"Are we ever going to escape paganism?!" - Reverend Matteo Lane 1872
@cybergonk83
3 ай бұрын
*Mother Superior
@swissmariposita
3 ай бұрын
😂
@audreynelson3997
3 ай бұрын
We need to escape Christianity 🥴
@susannairisastarte5192
3 ай бұрын
My sentiments exactly 😅
@bloodknyte
6 күн бұрын
@@audreynelson3997 yea, i'll take Paganism over Christianity any day rofl
@San-sue
3 ай бұрын
“Let me sit in that chair” NO 💀 broke out laughter from everywhere 😂 i love that so much. Nick you are a joy
@lyla5852
3 ай бұрын
nick's opening statement is exactly how most people feel when they meet a new person and the only thing they can talk about is "oooh that makes sense since you're a scorpio" it's the biggest mental sigh....1 time i lied about my chart on purpose just to see them make the same wrong generalizations.....😭😭
@zackmedina1245
3 ай бұрын
"if you're gonna bring that shit up it's already not a match" big same
@orielwiggins2225
3 ай бұрын
I've done this. It's hilarious
@PokhrajRoy.
3 ай бұрын
Nick is an icon for remembering the timer.
@AnaCVazquez
3 ай бұрын
My uncle was an ER nurse and he said no one liked to work during full moons. Crazy sh*t would happen
@itsgonnabeanaurfromme
3 ай бұрын
Healthcare workers are some of the most superstitious people ever.
@orielwiggins2225
3 ай бұрын
It's real. Always has been. That's where the term lunatic comes from. I've got firemen and first responders and hospitalists all over my family and friends and none of them are superstitious but they will all say that the full moon always is more crazy and tons more calls and problems. The full moon dies impact things, but that doesn't mean superstitions are real.
@lovelinzee
2 ай бұрын
it's the same for when I worked fast food -- but only it was true. I worked at Skyline so every full moon there were angry customers threatening our servers and staff, tons of orders over $200, crazy amounts of carry outs, and our regular homeless guy spraying water on our windows with a squirt gun. It was crazy.
@Halfbloodprincesss8
2 күн бұрын
I worked at a bank. Every first of the month people would line around the block to get their disability/ss checks cashed, every Friday we’d have tons of people cashing paychecks, and every full moon people would go nuts. Once in 4 years of working there, they all happened in the same week. I almost quit. It was too much.
@joesirco
3 ай бұрын
I went to a small midwestern college, and one of my friends was the editor of the newspaper. She wasn’t into astrology. She also wrote the astrology section and would absolutely just make stuff up. Some of my favorites were telling certain signs to avoid spicy food on certain days
@itsgonnabeanaurfromme
3 ай бұрын
Ugh I love that. Pisces: Someone near to you will get into a terrible accident Scorpio: You will get into a terrible accident Gemini: You will get a new car. Virgo: Someone will steal your car today. Capricorn: Maybe don't go out today.
@JakeC394
3 ай бұрын
I love how Nicole answered Matteos call. I love that Matteo, Nicole, and Bob have this big friend group. All my favorites. Honestly they should be on a TV show together
@ponygon123113
3 ай бұрын
The crossover we all deserved
@Elraw
3 ай бұрын
this! I can't help but imagining this whole group with Trixie and Katya too, that'd be the only channel I'd watch till the end of days
@mollyuppstrom7105
3 ай бұрын
Nicks opening statement was so accurate
@Paul-ql3qw
3 ай бұрын
I was pleasantly surprised.
@jonbrock84
3 ай бұрын
Nick, I was 1000% on your side before the video even reached the one-minute mark.
@meetmeinva
3 ай бұрын
Nick dresses like an extra in a 1980’s Prince video.
@DeniseDutton
Ай бұрын
Dig, if you will.
@EarthJeremy
3 ай бұрын
In 1999, I was taking community college night classes and one was World Religions; a once a week, 3hr class. The professor started each class by asking who wanted their daily Horoscope read. He read from the same newspaper to be consistent. Most people said that they related to all or the majority of the things he read. On the last day of the class, right before we took our final, he asked who wanted the final Horoscope reading. He also told us that after someone volunteered each week and gave their sign, HE PURPOSEFULLY READ A DIFFERENT ONE. Still love this lesson to this day. His point was not to say that it was rubbish, but that all the different religions of the world have deeply held, sacred beliefs that guide them in their own lives. If one person finds comfort in the words of the Bible, another the Qur'an, still others from Confucius... etc.... Astrology is just another belief that guides people. Cheers.
@thomthom6268
3 ай бұрын
When asked, what's you sign w/o any warning, I always say "Slippery when wet." "Stop" seems too aggressive. "Yield" seems too passive aggressive." And parking signs are too wordy. "Sww" gives both warning with a hint of invitation.
@nBasedAce
3 ай бұрын
My sign is "No passing on the double yellow line".
@sufyanlowel4631
3 ай бұрын
'Danger High Voltage' here 😂 Yes, I'm deeply shy introvert
@Corbomite_Meatballs
3 ай бұрын
Mine is "No Parking Here to Corner".
@katyungodly
3 ай бұрын
"Beware of dog"
@Halfbloodprincesss8
2 күн бұрын
“Cuidado” because it’s slightly confusing at first but a good amount of people still know it means “Careful/Caution” 😂
@4knuckle
3 ай бұрын
"Under the pubes" had me laughing out loud. Thank you so much! I needed that. I'm a Cancerian that can't swim either! LOL I love you both so much!
@oliverfulayter5515
3 ай бұрын
Love the moments of Nick and Matteo laughing and staring at one another. The amount of friendship, love, and care that passes between them is awesome.
@mackenzieruder-keller
3 ай бұрын
you don’t realize how much i need this podcast. please make it longer :(
@woop2235
3 ай бұрын
Agree 1000 percent!!!👍🏽❤️
@No.0.o.0
3 ай бұрын
I didn’t think i could love Nick more.
@InvincibleSummer7
3 ай бұрын
I spat out my coffee at the Sebastian bit 😂😂😂
@FishareFriendsNotFood972
3 ай бұрын
"YOU'RE NOT COMPASSIONATE. 😑" Matteo The Compassionate Cancer, says to his best friend. 🤣
@ResidenceSkater
3 ай бұрын
I DO compromise! Lemme sit in that chair. NO. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@deanawatson2555
3 ай бұрын
This was golden. I so look forward to these episodes.
@pibbitybibbity
3 ай бұрын
Mercury’s in the microwave and my sailor moon is… 😂
@Happy_.Little._Trees
3 ай бұрын
Matteo is always finding an opportunity to sing, he’s such an asparagus
@racheln0826
3 ай бұрын
Not Matteo singing the theme song to Sailor Moon 😂 I live
@Hiding11
Ай бұрын
This answers my question. Off to find out what this is...a musical I take it?
@DrChaitanya.S
3 ай бұрын
Every week I fall more in love with Nick's wardrobe ❤
@caleblow1456
3 ай бұрын
An episode where Matteo and Nick actually agree 80% of the time!!! HAHAHAHA but gosh tHANK U for calling this out
@FranciscoRochacisco
3 ай бұрын
OMG!This blouse is PERFECTION! Nick is everything!
@COOPERhenckel
3 ай бұрын
You had me in the first few seconds and then it was much more "dealing with people who think they know astrology" which is always horrible.
@madmonkee6757
3 ай бұрын
Matteo went to an Olive Garden for you, Nick. That's a gigantic compromise.
@mariesheppard1323
3 ай бұрын
I get so happy when I see these drop! ❤
@ellenwood719
3 ай бұрын
You gentlemen are correct! In the late 1550's, a Spanish priest said that "astrology is a snare. It is a creed both absurd and heretical, fit only for children or infidels. I regard the tenets of Paracelsus as pernicious and nothing more than a silly conceit obtaining credulity of the foolish." However, Queen Elizabeth I, was a big believer, and her trusted advisor and very interesting character was John Dee, her court astrologer, scientist, doctor, and spy. He signed himself 007, the 00 being the Queen's eyes, and 7 being an alchemist's lucky number.
@PokhrajRoy.
3 ай бұрын
Matteo playing the clip is EVERYTHING THANK YOU FOR THIS!
@user-uu7fe9wi2k
3 ай бұрын
2:39 Matteo no! 😂 The moon pulls on everything, its just that liquids are easier to move! Shake a cup of water and it ripples, shake a cup of dry dirt and the dirt stays put... also the moon is the same no matter if its full or not, its just the amount of light touching the moon... love you guys I just couldn't leave that hanging
@JuQui228
3 ай бұрын
I literally was just thinking this. Like the moon is always there! Doesn’t matter if it’s full or new. I worry that they think the moon disappears when its a new moon or that the moon gets closer to us when its full. 😅
@VeroVilla-ew4vq
3 ай бұрын
But the gravitational pull is greater when the sun, earth, and moon are aligned during a full moon. I’m with Matteo on this one
@TheMacacoco
3 ай бұрын
Actually the gravitational pull is stronger when the moon, the earth, and the sun line up, when we see a full moon or a new moon. Then we get the higher high tides, called spring tides. If you don't believe me, a random poster on the internet, you can confirm this with NASA.
@JuanDavidOrjuela
3 ай бұрын
@@VeroVilla-ew4vqit's actually the opposite, attraction would be at it lowest since the moon is pulling in the opposite direction. In any case negligible, as the pull from the earth is a thousand times larger than that of the sun or 100k times larger than the pulling from the moon. A large volume of water (lake Baikal) pulls you comparably to the moon (about half) if you're close to it (just did the math 🤓)
@BamBoomBots
3 ай бұрын
@@JuanDavidOrjuelaNo. The strongest tides occur when the moon, earth and sun align, the order moon-earth-sun and earth - moon - sun do not matter that much. Lowest tides occur when the moon is at a 90 degree angle compared to the earth-sun axis. You can Google why, but trust me, I'm a physicist.
@brickrichbuilds
3 ай бұрын
Nick's lovely outfit deserved some admiring discussion. I'd call it one of his best looks.
@Oscar-qt9ud
3 ай бұрын
I love how Nick teased us with longer episodes and still is edging us with it
@KatieKitty2003
3 ай бұрын
I'm with you, Nick!
@leahpowell1152
3 ай бұрын
I love Matteo’s crispy ironed clothes!
@user-yo3vt7ft1p
3 ай бұрын
Agreed!
@searchinfordustin
3 күн бұрын
Matteo will just randomly burst out into song with the most beautiful voice you've ever heard. And I love that.
@MsBritanie73
3 ай бұрын
Snarky, sarcastic, witty, dead pan honest people are usually HIGHLY intuitive, sensitive and compassionate. You have to cut off the emotion and ability to connect w others in order to stay sane and not be overwhelmed with the sad stories of their lives. And some of us are just a$$holes.
@itsgonnabeanaurfromme
3 ай бұрын
Talking about general comments that can be applied to anyone. Oh but yeah, not all of them are, right? Covering all bases now aren't we? I love how you put "us" in the last comment to try to call yourself witty.
@MsBritanie73
3 ай бұрын
@@itsgonnabeanaurfromme are you sad today?
@JaseAndrews
3 ай бұрын
Oh my god Nick called her "Sylvia Plath" 😂😂😂
@davidfrania8990
3 ай бұрын
"You were a witch!"...OMG!!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 I'm laughing so hard I have to wipe the tears so I can see to type this!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@emisformaker
3 ай бұрын
I just heard about that Sylvia woman the other day. Rebecca Watson was talking about how she told a woman whose daughter had been abducted that her daughter was dead. Meanwhile, the daughter - very much not dead - was watching the show from where she and two other young women were being held by their captor. The daughter also got to hear the newscast where they reported on her mother's death shortly thereafter.
@simplicitylost
3 ай бұрын
I _think_ (and I could be wrong) Inside Edition did a story on that woman and the interviewer held up a photo and said “this girl is missing, is she dead or alive?” and the woman said “dead” and the interviewer said “this is me during high school”. Whoopsie!!
@fordkoleski7913
3 ай бұрын
I couldn't agree more with these two!!
@Tinydancer805
3 ай бұрын
Matteo: I'm a cancer Nick: need i say more Using astrology to further a point 😂 Love these convos
@PeggyPegg
3 ай бұрын
Preach it, Nick. 😂
@diegolopezzz18
3 ай бұрын
The chair swap bit slayed me
@tazochaiguy
3 ай бұрын
The fact that Matteo and Nicole Byer are friends just makes me so happy
@PokhrajRoy.
3 ай бұрын
13:39 NICK KILLED IT WITH THIS ONE
@jackstokes8479
3 ай бұрын
"She's got legs you idiot!" I died.
@MarikaAnnaVenczellak
3 ай бұрын
Love this podacst so much you are both so hilarious. Nick your outfits are impeccable. 🎉🎉🎉
@cherielane3600
3 ай бұрын
Reminds me of Pee Wee's Big Adventure movie. Madam Ruby- "You're here because you want something." 😁
@CruedEP
3 ай бұрын
Nick is my gay spirit animal.
@justBorja
3 ай бұрын
I think this might be one of the best episodes 😂
@Bigbangburgers2019
3 ай бұрын
Least controversial thing Nick has ever said 😂
@waltgorbitz7709
3 ай бұрын
Loved watching Montel Williams when I skipped high school classes and the Sylvia Browne episodes were always a bonus
@doktordivine
3 ай бұрын
"I mean, because we're 99% water" 😂😂😂
@Jenniferlynn6504
Ай бұрын
I had a coworker who would literally introduce herself with her name, her zodiac sign, and her rising moon or whatever it was... to everyone! And I'd just be like, hi I'm Jenn lol
@jmm1188
3 ай бұрын
This is my favorite episode yet 😂
@alexandra4873_
3 ай бұрын
2:24 good thing we have Lizzo in the audience our resident scientist 😂
@virgoplz
3 ай бұрын
"are we ever going to escape paganism?" is a question i never thought i'd hear asked in the year of our lord 2024
@makingsenseofitall1422
3 ай бұрын
Love what Matteo played at end! Hysterical. (And I agree w the premise of this episode.)
@lizswank7239
3 ай бұрын
😂 Nick! It's Sylvia BROWN - not Sylvia Plath 🤣 you cut me up 💀😭
@babyslug
3 ай бұрын
I have anxiety. Maybe I was accused of being a witch in my past life….
@clearlymissherd
3 ай бұрын
Ok but the first 60 seconds of this is already fire
@lucasseibelsilva1177
Ай бұрын
I’m watching every single video of yours, you’re both great, thanks for giving me so much fun! I hope to see you live someday in NYC. Greetings from Brazil!
@ScratchyGirl
3 ай бұрын
moon rising 😂
@EllenOakley1234
3 ай бұрын
These videos make me so happy 😊 Two of the funniest people right here!
@ImagineAway
3 ай бұрын
As someone who likes Astrology, I have to say that anyone who only asks and only bases themselves on the Sun Sign knows *shit* about Astrology. That's it, that's my take. Oh, and you are absolutely right about people who will justify their bad behaviors on their sign. I would even go as far as saying that those people don't really like Astrology, they just learned about it *specifically* so they could justify being assholes.
@onyx5213
3 ай бұрын
I love that I can catch up on the last 4 episodes I’ve missed in like an hour
@alexprivate3145
3 ай бұрын
The best duo!! I was so excited that we went over 15 minutes!! BTW Pisces here 😝
@gabrielpatten6939
3 ай бұрын
Matteo: "you're not compassionate" Nick: "...ehh..."
@Metagrinner
3 ай бұрын
The reason I don't believe in astrology is because Capricorns are such logical/grounded beings that we get paranoid and think people are watching us. Either that, or the bi-polar.
@YourFriendRob-A2
3 ай бұрын
Thank you for going over because that Sylvia clip was absolutely needed.
@icannotchoose
2 ай бұрын
2:30 Lmfao, being into physics, this part of the conversation broke me.
@TS-zk3ir
2 ай бұрын
LOVE that you can still sing the Sailor Moon song!
@mv5075
2 ай бұрын
"This conversation is a cancer." LOL
@makingsenseofitall1422
3 ай бұрын
This episode drops today after nick's episode (like 2 days ago) where he LITERALLY has a taro card reader answer if they should make this podcast longer than 15 min . . . (BTW, the answer is YES - the card reader was super fun, but the answer to the question was already empirically "yes".)
@Aftermost3590
3 ай бұрын
Nick is so real for this "But you're right, its not going to work because I would never date someone that would utter that sentence". Astrology is an immediate and complete turn off.
@dorothygale1104
3 ай бұрын
Nick, you always look amazing, but in this video you are simply beyond beautiful. XO, D.
@nBasedAce
3 ай бұрын
Neil DeGrasse Tyson did a really good video on how everyone's astrological signs are wrong because of how long ago they were set up and how much the stars have processed over the sky. When astrology started Polaris wasn't even the North Star.
@HotPantsMcGee
2 ай бұрын
I forgot about Sylvia on Montell! She's like Katya in 200 years.
@jelsner5077
3 ай бұрын
I agree with you guys on this. I gave up on religion a while back and then realized Astrology was just as fake.
@akhtara.164
3 ай бұрын
For the first time Nick sounds smart and logical...it's weird 😂
@nikiahota
3 ай бұрын
That Sylvia clip was wild! 😹😹😹😹
@jerrywood4508
3 ай бұрын
And then there's Chinese astrology, where everyone born in a given year has common characteristics.
@itsgonnabeanaurfromme
3 ай бұрын
Funnily enough, since Chinese astrology is highly tied into their traditions, it does affect people. Especially since China is a economic powerhouse Businesses worldwide get affected because of months of the months of the year. In a hospital where I work, there is a sudden dip in admissions during "ghost month" since many doctors prefer not to admit nonurgent patients.
@StevenAlpert
3 ай бұрын
I appreciate you both for bringing this topic to light... I've had 3 dates now where people walked out of the restaurant moments after asking about my birthday or astrology... Like we already ordered food and everything. I've also had people tell me that my astrology is a red flag, ask if I want to end the date early since we're incompatible because "I'm only compatible with [astrology sign], [astrology sign], [astrology sign]" I got to the point that I put it in my profile on dating apps so that people just wouldn't message me if it's a problem. Like I try to be a nice person but when the topic of astrology comes up, I'm never told anything good about myself, I'm made out to be some kind of villain to society by someone I just met.
@lucasley20
3 ай бұрын
"It's a no for me"😂😂😂
@jinxijaz
3 ай бұрын
Matteo singing sailor moon song made my day 🤣🤣
@kimlane2596
3 ай бұрын
😂🤣 This brightens my day! “What’s my Sailor Moon?!”
@Hubris21
Ай бұрын
The moon does, in fact, have a gravitational affect on your body AND you can calculate it! Turns out if you're laying down in bed, the gravitational pull of the moon on your noggin is LESS than the force imparted by your pillow on that same noggin. No one ever talks about pillows driving people crazy.
@tanialuna-dealva8502
3 ай бұрын
“I dont believe in astrology but people act crazy on a full moon”😂 I agree on people who write people off for their signs but babe
@guillermorojas1532
3 ай бұрын
Y'all need to be on @ivehaditpodcast SO BAD. The crossover all gays need.
@da009999
3 ай бұрын
I was watching an Alan Kay video and he pointed out something interesting: Roman Catholics found a backdoor to paganism via saints.
@Vulgarities
3 ай бұрын
I feel the exact same way Nick does about astrology, and I feel so seen right now
@Khous-yg1ur
3 ай бұрын
Omg the audio clip of that, I about peed my pants.... wow, cause that psychic sounds legit 🤣
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