I need to see both Denise and Joanne awkwardly bumped into each other as they go to Diane for therapy about their bosses and Abbadon.
@xisnothappy
Жыл бұрын
your comment made me realize that Denise and Joanne put together is almost Diane
@localdruglord550
Жыл бұрын
@@xisnothappyholy shit
@rainwitchansy
Жыл бұрын
I actually think they’d gab over coffee hehe ☕️🍩
@zariaritzberg3946
Жыл бұрын
they have to kiss too
@M24071
Жыл бұрын
abandon is even worse than God and Satan
@tkb5726
Жыл бұрын
Yo what act of absolute godliness and holiness did they do to get out in a room with Betty White? Asking for a friend. 😂😭
@andromedaspark2241
Жыл бұрын
In heaven, everyone gets a Betty White.
@Jbird728
Жыл бұрын
@@andromedaspark2241 suddenly I'm a devote Christian
@aminishnamedvaati
Жыл бұрын
@katsukibakugo636 if being christian means you get to room with betty white in heaven, then sign me up
@airitistic
Жыл бұрын
@@aminishnamedvaati but the person in the vid did the exact oopposite
@katitax508
Жыл бұрын
@@airitistic yeah did they even watch the video?? 😭
@sionan7937
Жыл бұрын
I'd rather be a kind atheist than a hateful Christian
@madelineschramm2657
11 ай бұрын
Exactly. Me too.
@internetguy2760
11 ай бұрын
Well if they’re a Christian who is hateful, then they aren’t practicing what they preach
@kaeldare
11 ай бұрын
@@internetguy2760yeah well christians have always been like that. I mean look at history.
@internetguy2760
11 ай бұрын
@@kaeldare If one professes that they follow the word of Christ, it does not instantly mean they are a Christian, or that they do follow His word. There were many ill-willed people throughout history who thought that they will be exempt from the consequences of their vile atrocities by “being Christian,” but there is more to goodness than just claiming to be faithful. In Matthew 7:21-23, Christ has said “Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.”
@kaeldare
11 ай бұрын
@@internetguy2760 yeah well then I've never actually known of a single Christian
@peachparee7647
Жыл бұрын
As a Christian, I love this God accepting chill non-believers into heaven and tossing the hateful "Christians" headcanon
@DUTCH-CHRISTIAN2008
10 ай бұрын
As an atheist, Thank you for not being a theocrat❤
@schnoz2372
10 ай бұрын
Thats like the opposite of christianity then lmao
@schnoz2372
10 ай бұрын
Just quit religion then sounds like you're basically there. Theres no need for christianity if you dont even need it to be saved lol just be actually good instead of believing in deadweight
@peachparee7647
10 ай бұрын
@@schnoz2372 All these sudden comments after 3 months is a pleasant surprise! I'm just not a conformist, that's all. I just believe in love, that simple. And that includes being open minded. To be open minded is to not be shallow and judgemental which a lot of Christian unfortunately are. So to be hateful is an opposition. I still believe in the Holy Trinity, so if this isn't Christianity, I'd like for you to tell me what it is then
@forkliftposter
10 ай бұрын
im an atheist but i love when i find based christians like you. Good on you mate@@peachparee7647
@BloodyMoon1
Жыл бұрын
"And you'll be rooming with-" *why the FUCK would you have a roommate in heaven?* "Betty White" *I wish to withdraw my objection*
@haydenshangout851
Жыл бұрын
1.4k like but not comments. Lemme just fix that.
@teentraveler1790
Жыл бұрын
It would probably be temporary rooming. Let everyone have time to take everything in until better living conditions are given.
@BloodyMoon1
Жыл бұрын
@@teentraveler1790 fuck that, they're not taking Betty White back. We have mean, funny shit to do to people.
@witty_name9768
Жыл бұрын
I like the idea that Betty White would be welcoming people to heaven in room 420.
@warrenjim46
Жыл бұрын
I apologize for my outburst 😂
@Mars0355
Жыл бұрын
“Like don’t act on my behalf bozo. like i’m chilling I’ve never not chilled.” “Yeah maybe a little too much chilling 😐” “Hwhat??” You never cease to make me laugh with your content!
@Definitely_Not_Alto_Clef
Жыл бұрын
Tbh Id love God to just be chillin up there like one day I die and then God goes “welcome to Heaven you piece of [Redacted].”
@CrimsonAkato
Жыл бұрын
@@Definitely_Not_Alto_Clef that's the only type of God I'll believe in , other gods don't exist simply cuz every religion rule I looked at always has information that contradicts each other and it's a dead give away this shit was all made by years ago back when we had no way to prove things and it just ended up getting stuck as a thing lmao I'm fine with believe in a God. it's just the God people want me to believe in is not the type of God I think actually exists xD
@Definitely_Not_Alto_Clef
Жыл бұрын
@@CrimsonAkato I’m fine with whatever ppl want to believe I won’t stop them just don’t drag me into it :/
@gido9467
Жыл бұрын
@@Definitely_Not_Alto_Clef Agreed. They shouldn’t drag their kids into it either.
@noneya.RAHGHHGGHH.AMEIRCAAAA
6 ай бұрын
@@gido9467 I have the same mindset, I think kids should have the option of learning about all religions of they choose too and shouldn't be forced into any one, (which includes not being forced to go to church)
@imcrazygnomie6642
Жыл бұрын
As an Agnostic, this is the level of pleasantly surprised I hope to be when I die. If not, oh well. infinite black abyss, infinite lives, whatever it might be i'm ready.
@nirucha7346
8 ай бұрын
John 14:6 6 Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.
@DestinyAwaits19
8 ай бұрын
Don't listen to the Christians. You're going to Heaven, atheist or not. Its your actions that count. Not your beliefs.
@catguy1471
8 ай бұрын
Same! I'm a christian, and I believe in God, but I am chill with the fact that it's possible when I die it's just nothing I'm gone and I'm nothing. Whether that is the end, or there is heaven and hell or I reincarnate I'm cool with whatever happens. I feel the presence of God and I believe in a creator, but the one thing I definitely don't believe in is that just because I don't know Jesus or you are an atheist that aren't going to burn in hell. I guarantee God does not care if you are an atheist, because everything is confusing and lots of "Christians" were literally murdering people in God's name. I believe God or the creator, judges based on you as a person. And not believing in God is understandable in a crazy world like this. God loves everyone and sees you off the whole of who you are. He isn't gonna send you to hell for being unsure about the afterlife. Just be you and be the best you can as a person to better yourself and help others. That's what matters. ❤️
@R0WANL0VESR0WLET
8 ай бұрын
I honestly just hope i stay sleep or can watch everyone else from spectator mode
@nirucha7346
8 ай бұрын
@@catguy1471 imagine you give your life to someone and that person doesn't care even a bit and you would still give them eternal peace and joy. Where would there be justice ?
@Gr_in
9 ай бұрын
My sister is religious and I remember once I was having a bit of Life crisis and in order to help me she told me that I'd get to heaven to. I told her I was a atheist and she told me that God loves people that are skeptical and doesn't blindly follow others. As long as im kind I'll be okay, honestly that helped me a lot. This just reminded me of that.
@gaymess7235
8 ай бұрын
honestly your sister is so real for that. she’s awesome 💜
@obsidian272
7 ай бұрын
You're sis has a higher IQ then most Christains on TikTok😭🙏
@Gr_in
7 ай бұрын
@gaymess7235 sorry for late reply, but she is. She's always been very kind whe. It comes to religion and so on :)
@joliebokeh1958
3 ай бұрын
That's a true believer, your sister. I respect true believers so much.
@leahsharp9726
Жыл бұрын
Denise and Joann are fr carrying the weight of the whole universe on their shoulders
@vincentfreddoyle7555
Жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@moonorchid9242
Жыл бұрын
We need a Denise and Joanne go to brunch series lol
@mahadiversions5904
Жыл бұрын
@@vincentfreddoyle7555
@mahadiversions5904
Жыл бұрын
@@vincentfreddoyle7555
@somethingcreativeprobably5160
Жыл бұрын
@@moonorchid9242 Please tell me they are dating I need them to date
@Lex-wm1hd
Жыл бұрын
"oh f*ck yeah" is exactly how I would feel rooming with Betty white in room 420
@charli216
Жыл бұрын
Ugh imagine getting lit on some home grown plants by lucifer with Betty white in heaven in room 420😩
@cinderheartmeow6032
Жыл бұрын
@@charli216 That would eliminate my depression entirely
@pissapocalypse
Жыл бұрын
@@cinderheartmeow6032 no depression in heaven lol
@gem9535
Жыл бұрын
Yes
@rae6857
Жыл бұрын
Yooooo, I usually hate when people do (but this is devil/god short, and I’m high so 420🤘) but I was you 666 like😂
@afeatherinthewind
8 ай бұрын
Stanzi slowly healing my religious trauma and internalized fears of the afterlife one short video joking about biblical figures at a time 😊
@theguru621
8 ай бұрын
I'm Christopagan, and Stanzi was one of the most unexpected yet welcome sources when I slowly started to realize if I wanted to be monotheistic or not
@williamstephens3491
8 ай бұрын
As a Christian, I believe that Atheists are God's favorite. When an Atheist does a good deed, they do it out of the kindness of their own heart, not because they fear God's judgement.
@Zainab-tj3eu
8 ай бұрын
Thats a very good mindset! Props to you
@jaybirdishhhhhh
8 ай бұрын
that’s honestly beautiful i love that
@MyNamezUni
8 ай бұрын
I agree but I wouldn’t say favroute. God doesn’t have favroute and he loves us all equally. What I would say is that he appreciates when Aetheists do a good deed.
@gheata_playz874
7 ай бұрын
That is certainly a plus, but corrupt/toxic Christians be like "nah, they going to h e double hockey sticks"
@problematicgoose
7 ай бұрын
I love this so much. It finally encompasses why I'm still nice even though I don't believe in god 😂
@luxordtimet
Жыл бұрын
That's the thing... EVERYONE goes to room 420 and rooms with Betty White. ITS LITERALLY HEAVEN
@spidergwennie6272
10 ай бұрын
Love this interpretation but it does open up some scary questions about how many Betty Whites are out there
@saspitite
10 ай бұрын
@@spidergwennie6272she multiplies, like mitosis. there’s millions of carbon copies of betty white and even more are still being created as we speak
@dakrabking
10 ай бұрын
@@saspitite you say that like it's a bad thing
@saspitite
10 ай бұрын
@@dakrabking you misunderstand, i wrote that comment with nothing but awe in mind
@ralek592
10 ай бұрын
Y'all are chill
@saiyansatan
Жыл бұрын
"the devil fights for accessible healthcare and shit" I love that line 👍
@xavierburval4128
Жыл бұрын
As an American I can confirm this shit is too evil even for the devil
@conspiracypanda1200
Жыл бұрын
I mean, poor people dying doesn't exactly get the devil customers. They're probably bitter about God's constant stream of new arrivals while they have to wait an age just to escort a single rich asshole to their personal fire pit.
@richardashendale922
Жыл бұрын
I don't get it.
@richardashendale922
Жыл бұрын
@@conspiracypanda1200 i mean... poor people can be pretty awful too
@EnbyOccultist
Жыл бұрын
@@richardashendale922Yeah, but almost all rich people go to hell. "It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter Heaven." -Jesus Christ
@TheBitingBat
Жыл бұрын
Im a devout Gnostic Christian and God saying "I'm just chilling. I've never not chilled" is pure gold. Like yeah theyre all powerful what could possible press the One Above Heaven.
@AximGaming
Жыл бұрын
you're not gnostic and saying you are is some of the most pretentious dumb shit you could possible say
@NationGamer090
Жыл бұрын
If heaven exists, which I really hope, I think every good person would have a place there, no matter what their religion was
@wispywillows1151
8 ай бұрын
@JesusIsLifeHeLovesYouRemember you’re saying that you have to believe in god to be a good person, so you’re implying that people who don’t believe in god are not good people
@WKKelloggsFrostedFlakes
8 ай бұрын
@@wispywillows1151He is actually wrong but not the way you think. To go to heaven, you must be a Christian, but part of that is believing that there is no such thing as a good person.
@WKKelloggsFrostedFlakes
8 ай бұрын
@JesusIsLifeHeLovesYouRememberNo such thing as a good person.
@wispywillows1151
8 ай бұрын
@@WKKelloggsFrostedFlakes I’m gonna need you to elaborate
@WKKelloggsFrostedFlakes
8 ай бұрын
@@wispywillows1151 I don't know the verse numbers I just know I read it. You could Google search it.
@johngutierrez6843
Жыл бұрын
I love the idea of someone being “Omni present” just casually missing an appointment 😂😂😂
@scootinkermie
Жыл бұрын
That shows they really couldn't be bothered lmao
@1Glotzer1
Жыл бұрын
You can be present but absent minded. The appointment is about the state of mind you need/the other party wants you to be in in that scenario.
@Predated2
Жыл бұрын
Do you realize how many versions of just the biblical god there are? Some versions are omnipresent, others are not omnipresent, but all knowing so they might as well have been there, others are neither or both(at which point, why even have an appointment if you can be there AND know how it will end). This one sounds like one that is basically being able to see everything(making them practically all knowing, but not entirely), but not be everywhere.
@paracame8162
Жыл бұрын
@@Predated2that's omniscient
@lilyofluck371
Жыл бұрын
@@paracame8162 omnipresent is being present everywhere, omniscient is knowing everything, and omnipotent is being able to do anything
@macbeth5475
Жыл бұрын
Can we just say, I absolutely love "gods " vibe?? They give chill gay aunt feels
@random_chaneleats
Жыл бұрын
Bruh i love my gay aunts
@Sombyr
Жыл бұрын
This comment made me wish my family had a gay aunt for a second before I was hit with the epiphany that I AM the gay aunt.
@macbeth5475
Жыл бұрын
@@Sombyr nooo I love that
@charleyf199
Жыл бұрын
@@Sombyrsamme lol
@quincy2376
Жыл бұрын
All my aunts are straight😢
@BABY..MARS..
Жыл бұрын
If I were to room with anyone in heaven, I would wanna room with my dog Luna. Then I could have my old cuddle buddy back and we could watch movies together like we used to ☺️
@rosemary9661
10 ай бұрын
That is the sweetest thing I ever heard!
@pawzxyqr
9 ай бұрын
Aw thats so sweet!!🤍🤍🤍
@connortg5
8 ай бұрын
I think it’s safe to assume Luna, and any other pets and loved ones (assuming they made it into heaven too) would also be there, maybe not in your room all the time but maybe like, a short walk away or smthn, actually it’s heaven they’re probably exactly as close as you and them want at exactly the times that fit both of you, time and space is probably an illusion anyway
@nirucha7346
8 ай бұрын
John 14:6 6 Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.
@williamjacobs
8 ай бұрын
@@nirucha7346 And who does Jesus let through to God? Matthew 25:31-46
@mchills514
Жыл бұрын
I know it might not have been the intention but this was honestly really comforting and cathartic, thank you!
@georgia6947
Жыл бұрын
I know this series is just a bit of fun but it honestly really helps me. I have OCD and often ruminate over death, religion, and heaven. These videos make it less scary and I much prefer this version of heaven and hell to what I was told as a child in the catholic church. I would not say I have religious trauma because my family isn’t very religious even though we are baptised and stuff, but my mental condition just exacerbates my fears. Thank you, truly.
@beeee1234
Жыл бұрын
omfg the first part of this comment seemed like i wrote it lol. i have ocd too and overthink about the same things 🙃 her videos are a funny small distraction from the thoughts!!
@r0cky000
Жыл бұрын
@@beeee1234 fr!! The first half of the comment I relate to too
@orchdork775
Жыл бұрын
I think it's fair to say you have religious trauma, because you experienced it that way. I have ocd, too, and I consider it a traumatic experience to have disturbing, terrifying intrusive thoughts that you can't escape. It's like you have to vividly imagine what it would be like to experience all of your worst nightmares, and you can't make it stop. That's super traumatic. For me, it felt like I was possessed by a demon. The way I experienced it was exactly identical to what is protrayed in movies when someone gets possessed. Horrifying visions, not being able to control your thoughts, the scarily realistic feeling that you have to use all your willpower to keep yourself from doing horrible things so if you let your guard down for a split second then you will hurt someone you love, etc. I think mental illness is a valid source of trauma, because it can be really scary. I experienced those symptoms in my childhood, and if that isn't traumatic then I don't know what is. The fact that as a child you probably believed you were gonna burn in hell for eternity every time you had an intrusive thought, and that just made the intrusive thoughts worse, causing you to desperately try and make the thoughts stop so you wouldn't suffer eternal damnation is a traumatic thing to experience. Anything that you experience as being traumatic is trauma.
@breawycker
Жыл бұрын
It's okay to say you have religious trauma. I go through a lot of that too (although I'm Jewish) and if it affects you that much I think that counts as trauma. Your experiences are valid and I hope you're able to work through it ❤️
@searipple91
Жыл бұрын
The definition of trauma, not matter the extent of it or regardless of a real threat present or not is anytime you were trully CONVINCED your wellbeing was threatened. (For ex. the fact you believed you could be condemned to eternal damnation or punished by an almighty entity and that being completely outside of your control). Everytime you were a bit afraid for your life, also called micro-traumas, those istances can stack over time since I deduce you ruminate often on those ideas. So this could have, infact, traumatized you but incrementally, not all at once. I would like to encourage you to take back your power, your life belongs to you, YOU can make the best decisions for a happier life. Gl😊
@Morgan313
Жыл бұрын
I’m an atheist, but this is a god I would support
@swampdonkey1567
Жыл бұрын
Technically Jesus says you don't necessarily have to belive in him to go to heaven, when asked about (pagans) in far of lands. Said those that act in manner like him, which he expected Christians to act like would still go to heaven . For a long time they belived Cicero went to heaven for example, later ideas of purgatory became popular and Cicero and Saladin were said to go there. I am biased cause am Christian but its not very controversial to say christ messags was just being a good person. Granted while i feel like many christans don't have a relationship with god i feel many more atheist act in a culturally christan manner. I am biased i am a christan, but regardless of your belief, as long you our a good person you should probably go to heaven. It would be ideal if you belived in christ and I hope you reconsider but hopefully this offers a slight bit encouragement to be better or comfort idk you for e
@Morgan313
Жыл бұрын
@@swampdonkey1567 I tried Unitarian Universalism but it wasn’t for me.
@grenade8572
Жыл бұрын
@@Morgan313Thanks to you, I discoverd Unitarian Universalism. I just had a quick look on Wikipedia. It could be a great thing for me, since I love to read the Bible (new hobby though), not believe in it, but to have a deep reflexion about myself (what do(n't) I agree with ? Why ?). Can tou tell me why the Unitarian universalism was "not for you"?
@Morgan313
Жыл бұрын
@@grenade8572 I decided on Secular Humanism instead. It was just a better fit. I think Unitarian Universalism may be a good fit for you depending on the church, as some of them have a Christian flavor. You can believe anything you want in Unitarian Universalism, including nothing at all as there is no official creed.
@grenade8572
Жыл бұрын
@@Morgan313 Well, I'll have a look on secular humanism too (besides, there is no Unitarian Universalism in my country... thankfully, Internet exidts). ^^
@varshini6904
11 ай бұрын
Good atheists ✅ Bad Christians/Religious zealots ❌
@bomberdawesome
6 ай бұрын
Good Christians ✅️
@user-pz4gy6zh4j
Ай бұрын
Don't forget other Religious people are not only from Christianity
@Durtle.
Ай бұрын
@@bomberdawesomethey are good
@arjanhefting8580
8 ай бұрын
I always thought it was weird that if you’re a good person but don’t believe in god you go to hell but if you’re an awful person but believe and worship god you go to heaven
@Fudgestickles
8 ай бұрын
Yeah! Like just because I don't believe in some being that MIGHT have created human life, doesn't mean that I'm a terrible person. They don't correlate.
@adayinforever
Жыл бұрын
If Betty White isn't in heaven, it doesn't exist.
@spaceduckofdreams806
Жыл бұрын
It doesn't exist in general, dude. And if it does you sure as shit don't make up the rules. Hitler could be there for all we know.
@hopeanddreams4238
Жыл бұрын
@@spaceduckofdreams806 I think they were joking
@TheSapphireLeo
Жыл бұрын
@@spaceduckofdreams806 If not also (re)ascended, by now and/or in reincarnations? Also more of a personal enviroment, induced by the soul? "Heaven" and "Hell", like any dimension, are also personal and of collective agreements? The "Highest" is "source" and the pleroma?
@bauhausliker0
Жыл бұрын
@@spaceduckofdreams806 did you get reincarnated or something? how are you so sure of this ☠️
@spaceduckofdreams806
Жыл бұрын
@スキネコ🌻 I'm sure of this because I'm logical. No religion has ever proven its existence, and no science has ever found even a shred of evidence for it. At a certain point, you have to accept the fact that its not real.
@rodneywarren1905
Жыл бұрын
As an atheist I would be 100% down with this depiction of god AND rooming with Betty White.
@rodneywarren1905
Жыл бұрын
@@ajstudios9210 unfortunately the vast majority of depictions aren’t like your experience. Usually they are depicted as being okay with all sorts of evil as long as people believe in them.
@jhedjoardumago7691
Жыл бұрын
An Atheist who does not believe in Jesus will never go to heaven.
@rodneywarren1905
Жыл бұрын
@@jhedjoardumago7691 see now that is a typical christian viewpoint and is a MAJOR reason why I am an atheist.
@demo2823
Жыл бұрын
@@rodneywarren1905 The vast majority of depictions aren't the vast majority of people. Controversial loudmouths are heard best. But it is changing for the beyter. Recently had a famous pastor who wrote a bestselling book come to church and in his speech say that god isn't really male because God has no physically definable appearance. Almost nobody in my religious group thinks a Muslim or atheist should by default go to Hell if they served their purpose on Earth even in the absence of communication with God, and we all accept evolution. The only exception is the one guy who is a literalist and also thinks the Earth is flat and the moon landing was faked. So the new generation of religious people is bringing more and more of the good ol fashioned rational Christianty back. Yaknow. The kind where the religious leaders are often also leading scientists.
@rodneywarren1905
Жыл бұрын
@@demo2823 I agree it is the meanest and loudest that tend to stand out BUT on the other hand I do not see anyone standing up to them. We atheists tend to take the brunt of their hatred and your point would be a bit better made if we regularly found ourselves defended by moderates like you describe. If the world at large denounced them I think they would soon be part of a bygone era.
@tribbleq
Жыл бұрын
Twist is that every room is 420 and everyone rooms with Betty White. That's why it's heaven.
@Snekelord12
Жыл бұрын
When I was younger I saw a video about what happens after you die and it said something like " those who did not believe god will burn for all eternity while those who are his children will go to the holy gates " I was scared I would burn and my big sister had to convince me that god wouldn't do that as long as I don't like murder someone 😭
@YourFriendlyShapeShifterFriend
10 ай бұрын
I hate religious trauma
@old_yeller4251
9 ай бұрын
@@YourFriendlyShapeShifterFriendright? I remember bad things happening to my family and thinking it was my fault because maybe I did something wrong and God was punishing me for it
@Chicken69_699
9 ай бұрын
@@YourFriendlyShapeShifterFriendme too , I've had so much religious trauma, but now I'm atheist, Im not scared of god because I don't believe in him now but i sure am scared of his followers
@YourFriendlyShapeShifterFriend
9 ай бұрын
@@Chicken69_699 Same,i swear i felt that at least something sounds wrong sometimes everytime i heard someone preaching. And growing up,i just see how bizarre it is now.. And honesty,I'm just scared that my parents found out that I'm atheist now.. I'm still a teen btw so.. 😬
@YourFriendlyShapeShifterFriend
9 ай бұрын
@@old_yeller4251 I'm so sorry that happened to you bucko,religious trauma suck and i hope you find your own way now
@_stasia_
Жыл бұрын
As a Buddhist I’ve been told I’d go to hell because I’m not Christian by 2 Christians 💀
@ShadowMoon878
Жыл бұрын
Jokes on them, Buddhists believed in reincarnation so you gonna be reborn soon after you're dead
@thearnorianruby4681
Жыл бұрын
Which denomination? (Catholics? Orthodox? Or Protestant?)
@UhmAhctually
Жыл бұрын
Cant we just hope that entropy doesn't win (entropy is the universe's energy despawn system) Can't we just mix science and religion to create a sense of hope that it doesn't matter if we fuck up in life because there's more chances and more beyond us? *Or can yall not bear to take a hopeful side and have to be edgy mfs with no imagination?* Wouldn't it be cool to consider something like their are higher beings that created this existence for reasons beyond our understanding and our consciousness goes through cycles until we become a greater being. *But yall can't take a damn joke, despite the fact that your life is just a really big one*
@thearnorianruby4681
Жыл бұрын
@@UhmAhctually that's what I did. Though, I'm too scared to share my faith with anyone because I don't want to disappear and nobody find out.
@UhmAhctually
Жыл бұрын
@The Arnorian Ruby I understand what you mean and I respect that
@sashimi8187
Жыл бұрын
Its always the assistants keeping shït together to prevent premature apocalypse
@Drekromancer
Жыл бұрын
So true. Pour one out for the secretaries. God knows the world would explode if everyone was as poorly organized as I am.
@elenacampbell5340
Жыл бұрын
omg that part about the epileptic seizures is so true. like my old pastor at my family’s church was like, seizures are the devils doing. LIKE SIR YOU THINK I CHOSE TO LITERALLY FALL EVERY-TIME I HAVE A OVERLY STRONG EMOTION OR SEE FLASHING LIGHTS???? bitch who the fuck-
@Kelly_Ben
10 ай бұрын
I wouldn't want to go to a heaven that accepts wife beaters because they go to church every Sunday, but turns away kind, generous, caring people because they don't. Seems like the exact opposite of what Jesus would have wanted.
@inferno8070
10 ай бұрын
Speaking fax
@brendaburgner-williams8515
Жыл бұрын
An old Indian asked the preacher, "if I didn't know about your God before, could I have gone to hell?" The preacher told him no. The old Indian said "then, why did you tell me about your Jesus?"
@jopvanbreukelen522
Жыл бұрын
The “old Indian” in your story sounds like a very wise man
@slicehyperfunk
Жыл бұрын
Yeshua studied in India with Yogis and Buddhists, but the world was vastly more insular and ignorant (which is fine, reading and writing were highly specialized skills then without the printing press, among many other cultural reasons) so nobody in greater Judea understood or had the ability to acknowledge the origins of a lot of the Master's teachings.
@eenieminiemoe
Жыл бұрын
But it says in the Bible that ignorance of the Word is not an excuse because it's teachings have been spread far and wide, with even the many copies of the Bible as evidence🤷🏾♀️
@carlisroy6666
Жыл бұрын
@@eenieminiemoeThat's circular reasoning. You can't use the bible to prove the bible.
@kimjohnson5400
Жыл бұрын
The mormons baptise the dead so that they have a chance to get to heaven.
@truesouthern6138
Жыл бұрын
Wow, as a Christian, that part abt murderers being surprised their in hell after carrying out violence "in his name" is sooo accurate. Ppl base Christians only off the ones that did the exact opposite of what we stand for, but did so "in his name"
@amandaoh2025
Жыл бұрын
Yep! That's literally what "tho shall not take his name in vain" basicly means? We see you, ya'll can TELL us its about cursing, but we know dang well it about how you scam and hurt people then say you're doing it For God. He did not sign on to that! He literally signed on to the OPPOSITE of that! Don't act surprised later!
@ohnonotagain8935
Жыл бұрын
Actually. If you read the Bible god doesn't care that you do murder as long as you belive in Christ as his son. I mean the guy that was crucified next to him got in the pearly gates. It's not that hard to not piss him off
@truesouthern6138
Жыл бұрын
@ohno notagain actually, if you read the Bible, he very much cares if you murder(Hello, 10 commandments). Sin as such can and will get you sent to hell, however, if you not only beleive in God but call upon him and admit you are a sinner who can't save yourself and repent, ask for forgiveness of your sin, and confess your honest faith in him, THEN he will save you, no matter the extent of your sin. However, you must be genuine in doing this, and if you do it merely to feel "covered" or so that you can feel safe that you will go to heaven while you murder people, well...God knows what is really on your heart, and apart from that, such sin will be punished here in this earth and it will deeply separate you from God if you do not know him to begin with. If you do not build a relationship with him, whether that's in the minutes before you die or on the lifetime you live, he will turn away from you at pearly gates and say "I never knew you, depart from me" and goes on to say that it IS possible to call on him and not be with him for eternity.
@Esterfox1987
Жыл бұрын
Bro if its abt wars im not sure about it but terrorism is never good so putting God’s name to it is indeed bad
@Eon2641
Жыл бұрын
@@Esterfox1987 The French resistance during WW2 were terrorists, and they were good. Also, plenty of governments perform terrorism and call it war because the state gets to define what counts as "terrorism". Context is important.
@dakotablueskies
Жыл бұрын
You give me hope🎉! So smart and funny. Making this grandma laugh ❤
@mariahgoncalves8245
Жыл бұрын
I'm actually Christian and I like the idea that God is cool with the skepticism. It's hard not to lol I don't believe in pushing beliefs on others so this feels like a perfect fit. Like He'd totally understand
@agustinbarquero8898
Жыл бұрын
Well, if you are Christian you HAVE TO believe you are going to hell if you are an atheist. Religion is not something you can change.
@kyle--859
Жыл бұрын
@@agustinbarquero8898No, you do not.
@kyle--859
Жыл бұрын
@@agustinbarquero8898Are you saying even the best people in the world are going to hell if they don't believe in Christian beliefs? If so that's not a just and loving God.
@jeffsouth9306
Жыл бұрын
I'm a Christian and this is honestly closer to my version of God then what most people would have you believe. Best line is "I'm chillin, I'm never not chill"
@annelysenono6397
Жыл бұрын
What do you mean by "chilling" and "never not chill" when referring to God?
@moonhunter9993
Жыл бұрын
I agree. I think being a decent human motivated by decent intentions trying to do your best - is what it's all about. I do believe in God, don't believe "justice" is randomly assigned to Christians only.
@yaff1851
Жыл бұрын
Couldn’t agree more. Fighting for what I believe is a two front struggle: One against lack ob believe (NOT non-believers), and one against bigotry.
@daydreams6956
Жыл бұрын
@@annelysenono6397 why do i feel like this is a set up
@CodenameJD
Жыл бұрын
Same here. Like, not _exactly_ the same, but certainly closer than a lot of what the most militant Christians and the most militant anti-Christians think 😂
@kian8952
Жыл бұрын
Im an athiest but if heaven is real i wouldn't mind going.
@sonja4164
Жыл бұрын
Maybe you will be...🤔
@akkiko
Жыл бұрын
Whatever the after life holds, if I don’t have to share it with a bunch of sociopathic self-righteous tossers who think their faith trumps human rights that is 💯
@TopOceanKitty_Gacha
Жыл бұрын
As long as I can still cook and eat
@nickeni3050
Жыл бұрын
@@akkiko Those kinds of people might not make it to heaven but who knows🤷
@nickeni3050
Жыл бұрын
As long as you do good and abstain from wrong doings while trying to better yourself, then you'll be fine. There was a part in the Bible I once saw that talked about how those who didn't believe in Jesus would also simply have their judgement based on moral ethics or something like that, so yep as long as you do your best to avoid doing bad things I'd say you're good Edit : It appears that some Christians are misunderstanding my words, I know that those who believe in Jesus and that he's saved them will be truly saved/freed from sin and those who run to God will be cleared from their debt but I do have to remind you that the gospel isn't all about sin and hell, it's about love, compassion, acceptance and peace but many of us Christians seem to forget that. On my opinion the preaching of sin and hell is a waste of time because everyone knows they're sinners, no one is completely righteous and the bible acknowledges that so it's useless to focus so much on sin-dodging that you forget to build your relationship with God and there's also the thing of it bringing in the premise of people coming to God because of fear of hell instead of actually wanting to get to know Him and be closer to Him. Hell isn't the main reason God wants us to come closer to him, so that should never be the main focus point of evangelism and remember, God gave us free will so even if the people around us decide to not choose God they should still be encouraged to live a life of kindness, compassion, wisdom, humility and love, while being reminded that there is a God that calms the weary heart and is a fortress of peace where they can be vulnerable if they can even as much as try to believe that he can do what he says he will
@BabyTater
4 ай бұрын
These videos truly comfort me because you just know its about being a good person and loving others period. Not about being righteous and evil in the name of religion "Dont act on my behalf" 👀
@EuropeanApple755
3 ай бұрын
John 3:16-20
@EuropeanApple755
3 ай бұрын
Matthew 7:22
@Bowie_8
2 ай бұрын
@@EuropeanApple755 i know god, such a famous author
@vxxmpevil
11 ай бұрын
I don't like that Christians tell other people that if they aren't Christian they go to hell. The important thing is to be a Good person
@hescomingsoon-ob2fb
11 ай бұрын
Says who ?
@CruzingAroundTheBlock
11 ай бұрын
@@hescomingsoon-ob2fb Says a lot of people
@hescomingsoon-ob2fb
11 ай бұрын
@@CruzingAroundTheBlock who decides what a good person is?
@mantisdude4212
9 ай бұрын
@@hescomingsoon-ob2fb God. For people who love him so much, y'all really don't seem to get the "love thy neighbor" bit.
@hescomingsoon-ob2fb
9 ай бұрын
@@mantisdude4212 what? What does love even mean?
@floatingsmiley
Жыл бұрын
Denise and Joann work so hard❤
@alim.9801
Жыл бұрын
As an Epileptic I must thank the devil for fighting for my Healthcare 😂🤘🏻
@egget9
Жыл бұрын
Yes me to lmao
@lucifers.morningstar3805
Жыл бұрын
😏
@Hoshimaru57
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I caught that too and I’m not sure how I’m supposed to feel about it. I mean isn’t proper healthcare a good thing, and that’s not his MO?
@notlNSIGHT
Жыл бұрын
@@Hoshimaru57 Well, what we call the devil, Lucifer, was actually an angel.
@Alguien_random_aqui
Жыл бұрын
@@notlNSIGHT but now he fallen
@shemo_ghoul
9 ай бұрын
This is brilliant. I wanna send this to everyone who’s overcome by fear and thus became a tool of the fearmongers
@themonkes-zk6sz
11 ай бұрын
This is how the message should’ve been carried out in the Bible, just don’t be a bad person, no matter your beliefs.
@chomper5o110
11 ай бұрын
Them what kind of religion would that be😂
@randompromises1038
10 ай бұрын
and isn't it kind of pointless to be good solely to avoid being sent to hell??? like, that kind of defeats the purpose of spreading goodness just to spread goodness without seeking to gain anything in return
@elisabethherzog9369
8 ай бұрын
Uhhh no…then what is the point of Jesus. You can be as good as you want but without Jesus you’re not gonna make it to heaven. You can’t carry yourself by good works.
@ririmee.5481
6 ай бұрын
@elisabethherzog9369 L jesus is jealous and evil. like, have you read the bible? he reads like an asshole wattpad male lead everyone with daddy issues loves
@chanmarr8118
Жыл бұрын
😂😂 this is how imagine it should be. “Did you believe in God? No. But were you a decent human being? Yes? Okay, come on in 😀”
@riakun
Жыл бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking. "Did you believe in God?" "Yes" "Were you a descent person?" "I followed every single word of the bible to a T, and I preached to the homosexuals to repent for their sins, and put them in church therapy to make sure they wouldn't be gay. And I preached for the non-christians to repent for their sins because they didn't believe in you, and they were going to hell for those things." God: ... "Obviously you didn't follow the Bible as closely as you say, cuz I said "love thy neighbor as thyself" and that includes people who don't have the same beliefs as you. Please see the Good Samaritan for an example. Maybe you should have focused on making yourself a descent person, instead of worrying about everyone else."
@MrsGarks
Жыл бұрын
@@riakun I mean, there's a lot of us out here who hate ourselves. So the saying, "love thy neighbor as thyself" tracks unfortunately
@riakun
Жыл бұрын
@@MrsGarks it's sad, but true :( but I basically meant treat others the way you wanna be treated, with respect and decency
@annelysenono6397
Жыл бұрын
@@riakun If you're quoting the Bible as it says "love thy neighbour as thyself" it's also important to quote what the Bible defines as "love" and not simply substitute what you know it to be. According to the Bible that you quoted, "Love is patient and kind; love does not envy or boast; it is not arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice at wrongdoing, but rejoices with the truth". This means that loving someone else is more than just making them feel comfortable. It's sacrificing and loving them in a way that makes them better on the inside and out. It's telling them the truth even if it hurts, because the truth ultimately saves, and will always be more desired than a comforting lie. Now I'm not saying sending children to conversion therapy that tells them something is wrong with them is the answer. I'm also not saying encouraging someone on a path that could lead to their own harm is good either. I'm saying that there's more to love than what most people mean when using the quote you used- according to Jesus. Jesus also cared about doing things with mercy and kindness which many people fail to do when preaching the truth. But Jesus never omitted the truth to make someone comfortable. Thank you for reading if you made it this far, and I meant no offense when typing this out. If I said anything with animosity or if it came off that way, I'm sorry. But I genuinely wish you the best, whoever you are, and wherever you are. Your life matters and you really ARE loved by God.
@foxygrin
Жыл бұрын
Good luck getting into heaven if you live past 27 though
@RainTTV
Жыл бұрын
I know it's one actor playing two characters using two costumes, but I enjoy the implication that god is just yourself but in a bathrobe and super chill and cozy.
@graetyyy_motherwas.here.1340
Жыл бұрын
God is loving and accepting. He gave you free will for a reason. Not for him to control you. He won’t be like “WHEN YOU WERE THIRTEEN YOU SAID YOU HATED ME SO YOU GO HELL” he’s calm and gentle. Just not being Christian isn’t a bad thing.
@AardvarkRS
Жыл бұрын
Ok, so Muslim people like me won't go to hell?
@graetyyy_motherwas.here.1340
Жыл бұрын
@@AardvarkRS I don’t know for certain. But if you love and accept god, chances are you won’t🩷
@AardvarkRS
Жыл бұрын
@@graetyyy_motherwas.here.1340 👍🏽
@connortg5
8 ай бұрын
@@AardvarkRS ngl if god sends you to hell for not being Christian then they’re clearly not as good as Christian’s claim they are and thus not worth worshipping, the only thing they should care about is whether you’re a good person or not
@AardvarkRS
8 ай бұрын
@@connortg5 fair
@Cool_ICE69
Жыл бұрын
the chillest version of god ever??
@newkid1987
Жыл бұрын
Another opportunity to share my favorite quote from Bo Burnham. " Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick " Edit: swapped words to metaphors, because I somehow got the lyrics messed up
@gobalbucs
Жыл бұрын
A LOT of people apparently.
@The_Keeper
Жыл бұрын
" Who needs a thousand words to figure out you shouldn't be a dick? " Dicks, usually...
@Trikip_
Жыл бұрын
I think in the original song he says metaphors not words but from god’s perspective is still great
@anunsophisticatedlesbian1162
Жыл бұрын
This is one of the best quotes I’ve heard all day. Thank you
@renzo_kookin4208
Жыл бұрын
Yea, cuz clearly people learned that lesson so well they obviously don't need to have the fear of God to be civil....oh wait, people are more unhappy than ever, disrespect and apathy rule civil discourse, the open minded people are actually the most closed minded and judgmental, and have you ever seen a video montage of gen z beung asked basic questions like, what armies fought in the Mexican American war? Guess what the answer was. They guessed Canada. Your joke is only funny because of how untrue it is. But I'm sure you knew all this already?
@anonymousviewer7852
Жыл бұрын
The leather jacket and black nails is such a look
@ar-gf5bw
9 ай бұрын
As a believer in G-d, this is what I think happens to atheists in the afterlife. If you were just chilling and weren't committing any atrocities, then why would you go to hell?
@Chaosqueenngami
8 ай бұрын
I am calling God’s bluff. I’ve never hurt or stolen from anyone, I donate 3% of every paycheque to a charity when I don’t have time to volunteer. I’ve lived a good and fulfilling life, and if God wants to send me to hell just because I didn’t worship him, then I don’t want to spend eternity with that narcissist.
@CheesyChez421
8 ай бұрын
Amen.
@FergusThe11
8 ай бұрын
That’s what I’m saying
@DoomIsReallyEpic
8 ай бұрын
As a catholic amen brotha
@jayque7542
Жыл бұрын
this is very comforting :)
@deltatheatrics1662
Жыл бұрын
"Never not been chilling" The old testament: *screams of anguish*
@noblehobo622
Жыл бұрын
Never not chilling *Cut to Jesus dying*
@catthatlooksatyoufunny7377
Жыл бұрын
@@noblehobo622 Jesus was pretty chill tho It's the actual god who's pissed all the time
@lacedupangel
Жыл бұрын
@@catthatlooksatyoufunny7377 i think people forget jesus was a literal hippie. he was all peace and love and chill vibes.
@mrmanguy4849
Жыл бұрын
@@catthatlooksatyoufunny7377Well Jesus is God. Remember the trinity, all in one, the same.
@Hehehebwb
Жыл бұрын
@@mrmanguy4849you make a lot of big assumptions there
@0BucketMask0
8 ай бұрын
Like my oldest sister told me "The worst thing a person can be is mean, so be kind" Granted I was like 4 at the time so she probably dumbed it down so little toddler me could understand, but it really doesn't need to be more complicated than that. It's a simple truth, and a good life philosophy. Don't be mean, be kind!
@raincurespain7399
11 ай бұрын
Pretty sure the Bible says that even if you don't believe in God, he still loves you ... So those people who say you're going to Hell for not believing in God didn't do their homework
@spacecore94
Жыл бұрын
As a Christian I am totally for having a little skepticism in life
@redpath_testchannel
Жыл бұрын
Yes I love to think about it but I'm like you know what whatever happens when I die whatever happens it happens
@spacecore94
Жыл бұрын
Though we are lambs, we are not sheep
@nickeni3050
Жыл бұрын
Yep, very true. Without questioning how will we learn?
@victoryforvicton
Жыл бұрын
i honestly want to sit down and become friends with this character
@zoeywilliams4848
Жыл бұрын
I’m a Christian and I’d like to imagine this is what it’s like. People who were good on Earth, whether they believed in God or not, getting what they actually deserved in the afterlife. A kind, good atheist is better than a hateful believer, which is sadly very common. I’ve met more Bible thumpers than terribly insistent atheists (both are equally annoying, it’s just that one despite popular belief is more common than the other).
@Antbrat4.0
7 ай бұрын
Cartoon logic
@kaithdvd
Жыл бұрын
I grew up Catholic and am currently a skeptic (Rhett McLaughlin called it "hopeful agnostic" so I guess I'm using that) but I actually do believe good athiests will go to heaven
@kaytie_art
Жыл бұрын
As a person who was raised in a very religious environment and has been trying to escape religion my whole life, this somehow actually helped me calm down and gave me a new perspective on life, haha. I've always wanted to live carefree and not care too much about the bullshit mentioned in this video and the only thing I ever want in life is to not be intentionally evil to anyone, not to harm anyone and make everyone happy doing what I enjoy doing.
@kaimacotta403
Жыл бұрын
How do you know what is or isn't evil? What moral lines are you drawing and how are they not just arbitrarily drawn to give you the green light to do whatever you want?
@zoyadulzura7490
Жыл бұрын
@@kaimacotta403 No matter who you are or what you believe or don't believe, everyone has to face those questions. We've all had various ideas of morality funneled into us since we were born, and we all have stuff to sort through. Better to analyze those things yourself than to just unquestioningly follow a set of rules that some authority figure hands to you.
@kaimacotta403
Жыл бұрын
@@zoyadulzura7490 Are there answers to those questions that are true regardless of who you are?
@dogsarecute6493
Жыл бұрын
@@kaimacotta403 common sense. Every human has it.
@ADiscipleOfChrist
Жыл бұрын
Christ is the only way to Heaven, not religion or anything else only Christ and a relationship with Him. I pray you find Him in His Mighty Name I pray Amen 🙏
@alexia3552
Жыл бұрын
I love that you understand the god of the Bible better than any church I’ve been in
@plasmakitten4261
Жыл бұрын
what, the same god that literally genocided the entire world over some people not worshipping him but then was like "yo its ok i promise i wont do it again" the god of the bible is the god of disproportionate retribution, which is why so many christians think it's acceptable to use his word to justify evil acts
@ForestRaptor
Жыл бұрын
Which version? >.> fause this one sounds like a more chill JC aka god jr. Rather than the axtual g man himself because... ooof.
@Blackrider2076
Жыл бұрын
Except that she clearly doesn’t. As a Christian myself, it kills me to see so many churches and Christians that are hypocritical and not living the way that God intends. However, the God she talks about here is clearly not the God of the Bible.
@plasmakitten4261
Жыл бұрын
@@Blackrider2076 Yeah this God is clearly infinitely superior to the God of the Bible
@Blackrider2076
Жыл бұрын
@@plasmakitten4261 if you say so, you’re entitled to your opinion.
@AiLoveAidoru
Жыл бұрын
My late Christian aunt literally once said that God only cares that you’re a good person, and Satan is literally just the garbage man. So basically if you’re not a trash human being in life, you’re not going to hell.
@gheata_playz874
7 ай бұрын
I will never understand how not believing God exists will send you to hell, im sorry but most people don't believe in something they don't ever see
@CheesyChez421
7 ай бұрын
It's about control. That's all religion is: mass control.
@Mudafukka404
6 ай бұрын
@@CheesyChez421religion is a cult with political power
@diamondsngunns88
Жыл бұрын
I love this so much. I choose to believe that my Higher Power understands all the years of religious trauma I went through, and understands why I thought/believed what I did for years. ❤
@johncarmichael6325
Жыл бұрын
Speaking as an atheist, generally religious vids make me slightly uncomfortable but these are bloody hilarious
@ohhollygofret
Жыл бұрын
Good point, why is the reason we feel like that?
@Fade_NB
Жыл бұрын
Fr
@theodorenewman-so8vv
Жыл бұрын
Speaking as a Christian generally people basically saying basic Christian stuff wrong makes me uncomfortable I feel you
@fascienneskytten5497
Жыл бұрын
@@ohhollygofret now that i think abt it it's maybe because it's bcs even if they meant well, being forced to accept anything is just uncomfortable? it's like a child being forced to eat vegetables although obviously they are good for health
@ohhollygofret
Жыл бұрын
@@fascienneskytten5497 No.. This is something different from being forced to eat a simple meal, which is created by the phrases "There is faith in you, only you are not aware of it" even though you express that you do not feel it inside. You know that the food you should eat is good for you and your health, but you do not know that God exists, you can believe it. This is the part why I get uncomfortable and ready to argue about it. Not a cool attitude but here we are..
@none_ana0753
Жыл бұрын
I do believe that atheist go to heaven, if they were a good soul they deserve it, doesn't matter their beliefs
@Antbrat4.0
7 ай бұрын
That cartoon logic
@WillowBlack888
Жыл бұрын
When I die, Stanzi better be God or Satan or I'm not fucking dying.
@yummyummydonuts6822
Жыл бұрын
When I die: "You'll be in room 427" Me: "With?" "Michael Jackson " Me: "HEEEHEEE"
@scootinkermie
Жыл бұрын
..... Heaven or hell?
@scootinkermie
Жыл бұрын
@@yummyummydonuts6822 .... You and MJ are inside my mom? Well have fun, I had to rip and tear my way out.
@yummyummydonuts6822
Жыл бұрын
@@scootinkermie loll
@mysryuza
Жыл бұрын
ME-HEE 😂
@fish_throw3909
Жыл бұрын
Better make sure you dont die young then
@wsconsn
Жыл бұрын
Spoiler alert, every room is room 420 and Betty White is everyone’s roommate.
@zoyadulzura7490
Жыл бұрын
So, Betty White is the only person who doesn't have Betty White as a roommate
@wsconsn
Жыл бұрын
@@zoyadulzura7490 no an additional Betty White exists to be Betty Whites roommate.
@noel6024
Жыл бұрын
@@wsconsn It’s Betty Whites all the way down
@wsconsn
Жыл бұрын
@@noel6024 well Betty White is God so of course it’s all about Betty!
@dionysus4742
Жыл бұрын
Oh fuck yeah x2 XD
@escstarz
Жыл бұрын
I remember when I was about 9 years old in 2011. My teacher was talking about how Jesus created everything and how he's our savior and will come back for us one day. I was Muslim, in Japan but didn't wear a Hijab because I was obligated to at that age. She had PURPOSELY called on me knowing my parents and I were Muslim and had asked me about what I thought was right and wrong. I stated "No one's right or wrong, god loves everybody. Even if you're a different religion!" The amount of fear that I felt when my classmates and the teacher started dogpiling me and yelling at me was not healthy AT ALL. I WAS SENT TO THE OFFICE AT ONE POINT AND WAS FORCED TO APOLOGIZE. I am 21 now. The teacher that was teaching me was also 21. Crazy how a different we are both at 21 years old. It followed me throughout primary school, till grade 6th. I moved when I hit middle school.
@lorenzo7076
7 ай бұрын
At least satan cares about healthcare
@Heartz4horror
Жыл бұрын
I’m Buddhist and if I’m roommates with Betty White I’m not complaining
@charles21137
Жыл бұрын
I’m Christian ❤️☸️❤️
@ivanterrible7362
10 ай бұрын
I get it dude, complaining is pointless.
@chips7386
10 ай бұрын
Same , I’m not complaining
@redacted4452
Жыл бұрын
If I died and ended up rooming with Betty White I would be so happy. She was such an awesome woman.
@SeBa-xb3jn
Жыл бұрын
Good job man
@ShadowSora8491
Жыл бұрын
That would definitely worth going to Heaven for
@grandladykismet8711
Жыл бұрын
Let’s hope heaven is like that when we get there
@ToyJamy
Жыл бұрын
Honestly this is how I feel like things will play out when we die or at least a guy can hope if someone made us they are chill like that.
@julia8119
Жыл бұрын
as a catholic, this is EXACTLY how i imagine God/Jesus, they're chill and just wanted you to be a good person regardless of your beliefs edit: omg why did this explode sm
@Ceral_
Жыл бұрын
I too am a Catholic and this is how I want it to be too. Like God doesn't care what you believe. He cares more about how you treat others. I made a similar comment to yours and then had someone comment "well u either aren't catholic or were taught the wrong ideas about catholicism." 😑😑
@julia8119
Жыл бұрын
@@Ceral_ yes exactly!! but ugh some people 🙄 honestly i'm pretty sure God totally understands not believing bc religion can be hard concept to "blindly" follow!
@spaceduckofdreams806
Жыл бұрын
Have you read your scripture? It pretty much goes directly against that view.
@tacitozetticci9308
Жыл бұрын
the biggest problem I have with that is: why is the world so messed up? And no, I don't mean it from the standpoint of "oh people are so awful" etc. I can imagine the concept of free will (even though I don't believe that's a thing) but why is nature so full of horror? Why is the physical world so damn bad for every single one of us? Why all the pointless suffering? "It's only pointless to you because you aren't god, you don't see the bigger picture" yeah that's useful...
@isabelbarker3569
Жыл бұрын
@@spaceduckofdreams806 which part? The bit where Christ goes not amongst the priests and princes but among the lepers and the destitute? Is it the story of the good Samaritan, where a "faithless" samaritan is shown as a better christian than the two travelers before him? Perhaps you saw this religious exclusion in the part where Christ died upon the cross to save ALL mankind, without exception or condition?
@desvexel840
Жыл бұрын
"Stop acting on my behalf" I LOVE that, cause people who are humans just like us feel as though they have the power to play god (even though that's a sin in itself? 😅)
@iconiccrowbar6702
Жыл бұрын
Absolutely, sometimes people who believe in god feel that gives them the right to play god. It doesn’t.
@Heavypantshitter
Жыл бұрын
So I’m totally going to hell for playing the sims haha
@scarletrevon522
Жыл бұрын
@@Heavypantshitter same 😂
@happypiano4810
Жыл бұрын
Yup. Making an idol out of yourself, or out of others, are both prohibited by the bible.
@Chiefqueef91
Жыл бұрын
I was 9 yo in church playing with a keychain and the preachers daughter called me the devils daughter. 💀
@AardvarkRS
Жыл бұрын
😭😭
@mitabardhan6615
11 ай бұрын
💀💀💀☠️
@Squirrelanditsnutz
Жыл бұрын
My music teacher was a janitor at a church, he himself was a devout follower of Christ, however he has said that I even as an Atheist was more Christian than the majority of the people attending and running the church he was at. He did have long hair and a beard, now that I remember it.
@Bella_Black
Жыл бұрын
I still want a spin-off of Denise and Joanne, bonding while complaining about their bosses
@allisonl.7687
Жыл бұрын
Yes at an after-work bar.
@stylinsebastian7427
Жыл бұрын
Rooming with Betty White? Yep. That's heaven.
@skyfalldeadpool1633
Жыл бұрын
Exactly. That is truly heaven
@Heavypantshitter
Жыл бұрын
Who is Betty white
@LemonPelt
Жыл бұрын
The cigarette earrings love them
@kristalann5151
Жыл бұрын
It's like, I'm always saying to people who insist their god wants me to believe in him: If he exists, he clearly doesn't care whether I believe he exists. He seems happy to stay hidden. If he wanted me to believe, he'd actually do something ti indicate he exists. And if he has any common sense, he'd only punish the bad people, he's not going to punish someone who treats people with repect but doesn't believe he exists when he's done so well at hiding.
@nataliecomeau5018
Жыл бұрын
“He actually fights for accessible healthcare” ❤️😆👍🏻❤️ yessss
@kuggacouragegx6093
Жыл бұрын
U mean something that doesn't work
@stephenolan5539
Жыл бұрын
@@kuggacouragegx6093 No paying doctors and nurses to provide health care instead of clerks and jerks to deny medical care.
@kspade1788
Жыл бұрын
@@kuggacouragegx6093 you're delusional if u think non-accessible healthcare is "working" lmfao
@kuggacouragegx6093
Жыл бұрын
@@stephenolan5539 what?????
@stephenolan5539
Жыл бұрын
@@kuggacouragegx6093 American doctors have to argue with a variety of insurance companies. Time they could spend being doctors. And the money paid to those insurance people could have been spent on other doctors. Forcing all insurance companies to amalgamate and follow certain guidelines would go a long way in the States.
@uplink-on-yt
Жыл бұрын
Now this is an afterlife story I can get behind of.
@reina_harhar7815
Жыл бұрын
If you want a hotel like journey for dead souls wanting to go to the afterlife Is recommend "Hotel Del Luna" but that is if you are able to keep up with reading subtitles since it's Korean.
@LittleToyBonnie
Жыл бұрын
Too bad it won’t happen
@ninjasheeps3690
Жыл бұрын
Im agnostic but if i were an omnipotent being this is what i would do.
@shuhratkessikbayev8886
Жыл бұрын
As an atheist, former Catholic and a sinner I would be awkward if I ended up in either Hell or Heaven. Mostly Hell because I'm not exactly a model individual.
@AsterOfTheFrogs
11 ай бұрын
I vote that we make a religion called the Stanzi’s and we believe that god is just chill and as long as you’re chill god’s chill.
@_hihi_0.0
11 ай бұрын
PLEASE
@cautiouslycynical9786
9 ай бұрын
Not gonna lie but I kind of had cerebral death for a couple a seconds when I learned that's what the Satanic temple believes in. Literally everyone is welcome if you're chill.
@wherefancytakesme
Жыл бұрын
I like the idea of a devil who isn't evil himself, but punishes sinners, therefore making him neutral at least. Like if God and the Devil had a good acquaintanceship, that'd be fun.
@MauradeAbreu
Жыл бұрын
I don't know if it was intentional, but the fact that the last madman who was in government here was nicknamed Bozo, made me laugh more than I should 😂
@daydream_goddess7324
Жыл бұрын
Pse kkkkkk
@mr.lampshade
Жыл бұрын
Just imagine if the *true* religion is one that hasn't been "invented" yet
@van-hieuvo8208
Жыл бұрын
Room 420 sounds like some VIP accommodation. I'd expect to be accommodated at room 375698321788085336 or something
@anomalyfox5186
Жыл бұрын
As a Catholic, fuck yes. I don’t care if you’re Atheist, everyone can chill in heaven, just be a good person.
@anomalyfox5186
Жыл бұрын
@Breeze Z Not Sure where you got that idea. There’s nothing I was ever taught that say’s I can’t use profanity.
@Jew-lee-in
Жыл бұрын
@Breeze Z Cursing as such does not violate the Second Commandment (unless you are also invoking God's name as part of the curse
@Sulser753
Жыл бұрын
Well if you were cahtolic you would know you need to belive in jesus to be accepted in heavean unless you never heard of the gospel.
@anomalyfox5186
Жыл бұрын
@@Sulser753 Not every Catholic person is going to have the exact same beliefs. It is my personal belief that anyone can achieve eternal peace in heaven if they are a moral and just individual, regardless of their religion, creed, gender, or sexual orientation. We are all children of god, and we all deserve salvation.
@Sulser753
Жыл бұрын
@@anomalyfox5186 yes i agree we all deserve salvation but if you read the bible you should know you need to belive in jesus to go to heavean just saying you dont there would be no need for you to be catholic
@REHABxREJECT777
Жыл бұрын
Idk why but this reminded me of the time a pastor yelled at me like he was boutta calmly ask if I put my name in the goblet of fire
@melon_69-420
Жыл бұрын
Rooming with Betty White in room 420 is cool and all but rooming with Marilyn Monroe in room 69 is 👌
@sallyhoffmen6989
Жыл бұрын
Ya know I don't agree with everything she says but I love that she obviously questions reality and what she's told. I also love her sense of humor about it all. I'm Unorthodox Christian and I honestly think I could be good friends with her? Or someone like that
@Ash-dy6sh
Жыл бұрын
i feel so bad for god to have to deal with all that , people are always putting words in their mouth . they should really see diane , she can help them establish healthy boundaries
@Joi_to_da_World
Жыл бұрын
This is a great idea
@brs320
Жыл бұрын
We need Joanne and Denise meeting for their secret monthly vent session at a coffee shop in purgatory
@Marly_111
11 ай бұрын
Me being a goth, lesbian, atheist girl: so... I'm going to heaven...?
@Antbrat4.0
7 ай бұрын
Nobody knows
@Hellokitty_391
3 ай бұрын
OFC!!
@sam-1904-h
10 ай бұрын
"We've had wars about bullshit that didn't matter" The cake war
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