The wife said "its the caiman or me" and the dude started looking up quail diets
@extraordinarytv5451
Жыл бұрын
As he should😂😂
@ChronicTOKES
Жыл бұрын
And out of that came a business
@LunaMane
Жыл бұрын
Someone got rehomed/dumped outside. And it obviously wasn't the dwarf caiman.
@pissbaby6849
Жыл бұрын
I mean shit it seems like she still went along with it :) he said wife, not ex-wife. She probably came around and is also celebrating his passions with him!
@captnwinkle
Жыл бұрын
Jajajajajajajaja
@jaxonmullins9138
Жыл бұрын
“She’s an absolute sweet heart” her:👹
@TeawitCEE
Жыл бұрын
This made me cackle
@monumentalsin3552
Жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@DariDariDari
Жыл бұрын
i love her. she is literally me
@Chilling_Chilling
Жыл бұрын
Her favorite midnight snack: human souls 👹
@mystiquesquared
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@whisperviz1346
Жыл бұрын
Wife : "no more animals" *10 minutes later "honey, let me introduce you to our new friend"
@furiousinsects6386
Жыл бұрын
Let me introduce you to our new family member 😂😂😂
@zay0_n4ra11
Жыл бұрын
@@furiousinsects6386 "Our new baby" then shoved up her HOLE so she could reenact giving birth to their new baby!! 👍
@jordanwalters2818
Жыл бұрын
It agitated my wife so I did it even more. Beautiful just beautiful
@teufelhund3801
Жыл бұрын
Men should follow their goals. If their woman is behind them, good, if not, keep up
@oliverspindler7913
Жыл бұрын
@@teufelhund3801if not they are for the streets.
@allsmilesx0573
Жыл бұрын
Men need to start listening to their selves more often. This man looks extremely happy now.
@jordanwalters2818
Жыл бұрын
We need Jesus none of us men are good listening to ourselves lol. But yes a man should do certain things that make himself happy we're not lap dogs to wives were leaders of our home. Fall in line or don't but I'll stay and continue to lead how I can...and be doing things that make me happy 😁
@BasedRanger
Жыл бұрын
@@jordanwalters2818 The man is the head of the household.. but the woman is the neck that turns the head. Men are meant to be the leaders of their families. But it's important to note that a boss simply tells others what to do, while leaders listen to their people and show them how to do.
@SlowCookedBaby
Жыл бұрын
“She has a great personality” *Sits completely motionless without thought, movement or emotion*
@theonlyconstantischange123
Жыл бұрын
Lmao for real
@juanitalopez6227
Жыл бұрын
She didn't kill him...yet...that's greatest personality EVER....for a disgusting 🤢 monster
@Famousfire97
10 ай бұрын
@@juanitalopez6227 disgusting monster? jesus christ man. you are allowed to not like animals but calling a beautifull little dwarf caiman a disgusting monster is kind off fucked up.
@Famousfire97
10 ай бұрын
ohh belive me these animals think allot, you can even see it in the eyes that this animal is scanning everything to make sure its safe, now crocodilians dont tame or become friendly, but it seams to me that this guy has gotten a relationship with this beauty so it must trust him to some extent, or else it would have swung around trying to bite everything close to its head.
@User39694
7 ай бұрын
I mean I’d say the same thing if I was chilling with a lion that didn’t instantly rip by organs out
They can go for around two hours without blinking, this is normal behavior.
@jordanhulsey4130
Жыл бұрын
@@LoneFifteenI just thought it was funny. Thank you for the info that’s cool and I love learning new things especially about animals and nature
@LoneFifteen
Жыл бұрын
@@jordanhulsey4130 sure thing, hope you have a nice day
@streamlinetrk3236
Жыл бұрын
Athena wait for opportunity to bite his fingers
@storm11ize
Жыл бұрын
@@LoneFifteen this is the first time I’ve seen a polite conversation in KZitem replies
@fpsdovah2572
Жыл бұрын
His reason for having the caiman is the best lmao
@dacksonflux
Жыл бұрын
yeah abuse is wonderful
@basementjesus1352
Жыл бұрын
@@dacksonflux Cool retard take
@pickleddolphinmeatwithhors677
Жыл бұрын
@@dacksonflux how tf is that abuse?
@DelfinWarrior
Жыл бұрын
@@pickleddolphinmeatwithhors677it’s abuse of the wife to tell him what to do or not do. Had he told the wife what to do he’s been labeled as a creep with signs of DV
@grumpus_hominidae
Жыл бұрын
Hahaha! His wife said, "no," so naturally he went ahead with it, and now runs a successful company doing what he loves... Which may or may not include his wife (wink) 🤣🤣🤣
@teufelhund3801
Жыл бұрын
Support, follow, or get out. That is how all men should be with their wives. If she doesn't support you, she should follow or just get out of the way.
@CurliFox
Жыл бұрын
@@teufelhund3801 Thats a terrible stance for relationships.
@teufelhund3801
Жыл бұрын
@Foxy (is being censored by KZitem) No, it isn't. Women need to support or follow or get left behind. Being a hindrance to you significant other is toxic asf, disrespectful, and will stunt their growth due to your narcissistic manipulation.
@pipeliner4029
Жыл бұрын
@@teufelhund3801You seem very unstable.
@teufelhund3801
Жыл бұрын
@@pipeliner4029 How so? This ought to be rich.
@iam_juls
Жыл бұрын
“Great personality” bro shes staring directly into my soul
@deutschdominik
8 ай бұрын
Ye that's considered a great personality when it comes to dwarf caimans 💀💀💀
@ewatson2979
Жыл бұрын
Damn.... That cayman eats better than I do..... Scratch the rodent of course
@PatrickBresnehan
Жыл бұрын
🤣
@teddymoe3035
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂❤
@teufelhund3801
Жыл бұрын
Rodent is pretty good. Don't knock it until you have tried it.
@ewatson2979
Жыл бұрын
@@teufelhund3801 🤔🤔🤔🤔... I'll just take your word for it.
@chub22g24
Жыл бұрын
Idk if it's a rodent.... but I can make some awesome squirrel dishes. It's between rabbit and chicken with a little nutty flavor if ur wondering... get like 5-8 of em in a hunt. Gotta try it
@jonj0309
Жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: Don't let her hold you back, Kings.
@elijahjakobsen7898
Жыл бұрын
Saying "king" and "queen" to every single living thing is on the same cringe level as calling everything "iconic", or saying "slay", just so you know, but atleast you're trying to be helpful; so thanks, king.
@reekerman1012
Жыл бұрын
@@elijahjakobsen7898 true
@puchipuchi808
Жыл бұрын
Or else you'll miss out on something great
@woIfies
Жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: Don't sign a binding legal contract (marriage) with someone who does not share the same goals as you. You're a grown man with agency and you make your own decisions -- don't blame the person you CHOSE to legally bind yourself to, and can leave at ANY time, for "holding you back." Take responsibility for your life and get to know yourself, and you won't end up in a marriage where neither party is happy.
@userunknown1030
Жыл бұрын
@@woIfies nope because your other can hold you back they can pretend to support you then when they get you to do as they want like legally binding you to a contract they can flip a switch just like that lol. it called manipulation happens all the time lol. if you don't understand this you will be stuck with said other until they either want to leave you are you leave them either way it will cost you unless you have a prenup.
@jayv4347
Жыл бұрын
My guy said it agitated my wife 😂😂😂 I definitely don’t see a ring anymore
@CaddysnKawis
Жыл бұрын
that's a damn dinosaur
@shrimpy4689
Жыл бұрын
not really
@jimdobbs1350
Жыл бұрын
@@shrimpy4689 technically Yes
@shrimpy4689
Жыл бұрын
@@jimdobbs1350 technically no, crocodilians are archosaurs but not dinosaurs -the only extant dinosaurs are birds
@CumGoblin4000
Жыл бұрын
@@shrimpy4689 People still think dinos were reptiles in 2023? 🤦🏻♂️ They were closer to birds and had feathers.
@shrimpy4689
Жыл бұрын
@@CumGoblin4000 well yeah, dinosaurs are reptiles and therefore so are birds. they just assume that all reptiles are dinosaurs for whatever reason
@brianrowell1203
Жыл бұрын
It agitated my wife, so i did it more and more....that was the best freaking part of his story
@jonathenfowler7821
Жыл бұрын
If you close your eyes and listen. He sounds like Patrick Mahomes lol
@ethan2090
Жыл бұрын
I cant unhear this lol
@jonathenfowler7821
Жыл бұрын
@@ethan2090 ikr
@raystonelancaster4973
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@danielpotts4644
Жыл бұрын
Yup
@davidmcintyre6198
Жыл бұрын
Lmao for real
@amandadoesnotcare
Жыл бұрын
When I was in middle school my science teacher had a caiman. He’d bring it to school. During class it just got passed around. When it would get tired of the attention it would wiggle till put on the floor. We where taught early on to pay attention to it’s ques of wanting to be put down or risk being pooped on.
@kathleenwisialowski4558
Жыл бұрын
I want this guy to plan my menu.
@sonnykai
Жыл бұрын
“Great personally” The personality: 🌕👄🌕
@JR-tc7ck
Жыл бұрын
Notice the missing wedding ring...
@teufelhund3801
Жыл бұрын
Seems like he is doing better now. She was holding him back.
@Gazman011969
Жыл бұрын
Athena's an absolute stunner.
@scribbles1424
Жыл бұрын
That caiman is living better than most people. She has her own man servant and doesn't have to deal with any craziness of the wild.
@praiseit6848
Жыл бұрын
It also helps to hold the flap of skin under their chin, like He does. It get's them in a trance like state. Works with all Crocos.
@Mac_with_the_lsx
Жыл бұрын
That guy definitely knows what he is doing. I love it, he is blessed
@yungmalaria
Жыл бұрын
Caimans have always been my favorite crocodilian. Never considered it a handleable pet, even a dwarf Caiman, but this one is the chillest I’ve seen.. well until it’s not, only takes one slip up.
@bmpmedia7306
Жыл бұрын
This man’s a goddamn national treasure.
@TheDlark
Жыл бұрын
The guy has found the key to life... Just agitate your wife and do more of it... Before she agitates you to an early grave.. The man's a genius.
@Tony-iu7sw
Жыл бұрын
That ending, 😆 Tell me you're alone without telling me you're alone
@jacobroberts450
Жыл бұрын
Respect this dudes confidence and self-assurance
@waynemoody3652
Жыл бұрын
What a legend. It irritated his wife so he made an entire career out of it. I’m taking notes
@larrydoogood5746
Жыл бұрын
Dude it's a cold hearted reptile. It's more happy in the wild and swamps than your fish tank from petco.
@giuseppecosta811
Жыл бұрын
You mean “cold-blooded” reptile
@larrydoogood5746
Жыл бұрын
@@giuseppecosta811 Considering the heart is a giant pressure valve for blood, same thing lol
@brodofraggins4688
Жыл бұрын
I think it’s happier not getting mauled by a jaguar or a bigger crocodilian in South America
@dumbasss3134
Жыл бұрын
Funny thing is crocodilians can thrive in captivity and be happy their whole lives, they also tend to live longer when given proper care and space, animals that were born or brought into captivity for a certain reason usually cant go live in the wild as they will now rely on humans to feed them as captive specimens familiarize people with food, when there is no food you get eaten instead. Please educate yourself a little further about a subject before you judge, these animals need us they can’t survive if released.
@bessiemorris5282
Жыл бұрын
She is just gorgeous love her beautiful eyes
@happytrailsgaming
Жыл бұрын
Guy- “great personality” Caiman- “-_________-“
@CrocodylusAlt
8 ай бұрын
That’s just how they relax, they don’t have facial expressions but you can tell by her body(Very relaxed compared to most crocs) that she is perfectly calm.
@happytrailsgaming
8 ай бұрын
@@CrocodylusAlt I understand. Thanks though
@dmvweezy5235
Жыл бұрын
safe to say he's divorced now?🤷🏾♂️
@cibusvinum16
Жыл бұрын
You mean your ex-wife...
@batchagaloopytv5816
Жыл бұрын
most REAL wife answer EVER-good for you man
@atitgurung5010
7 ай бұрын
Respect to u my guy it’s all about the connection u share wit ur little friend treat others how u wanted to be treated goes a long way 🫡
@justval4958
Жыл бұрын
What a good animal lover, need more like you ❤️
@HandsomeBastard
Жыл бұрын
Animal lover ? Keeping wild animal in captivity for fun ? Did you hurt your head lately ?
@justval4958
Жыл бұрын
@@HandsomeBastard oh, I thought it was a rescue or something like the popcorn park zoo
@HandsomeBastard
Жыл бұрын
@@justval4958 Unfortunately I don't think that's the case.
@Aberrantyrannus2575
Жыл бұрын
@@HandsomeBastard It's a captive bred animal you dingus.
@kenadams3951
Жыл бұрын
mom doesn't mind him living in the basement
@skinnyslims5327
10 ай бұрын
What an absolute legend this guy is.
@commanderbeepo8066
5 ай бұрын
Hes living the dream. Crocodilians are adorable
@gavin7261
Жыл бұрын
WhT an average Pit owner would try to say
@teufelhund3801
Жыл бұрын
Except he trained and spent time with his owner, unlike the average pit owner that just tries to get the dog jacked...
@terribliese1380
Жыл бұрын
Soooo,guess you dumped the wife
@stillkeepin1
Жыл бұрын
Those 2 are definitely soul mates.
@The_Barroth
Жыл бұрын
What an adorable and polite swamp kitty
@AlexanderMKing-ws9xy
Жыл бұрын
She’s absolutely gorgeous. Animals will always be better that humans in my mind.
@jestexgarcia3601
Жыл бұрын
"How did this start?": My wife said no more animals. I wanted to be an asshole & agitate my wife.
@anusxr
Жыл бұрын
"So how'd you start?" "My wife told me no" 😂🤣💀
@MikeCharles81
Жыл бұрын
Bro the fact he did this to spite his loving wife took me out 😆 🤣 😂
@SamRickRicky
Жыл бұрын
Rule 1: Screw her and be happy!!
@htcc69
Жыл бұрын
“Travel all over the country meeting amazing people” without my wife 😂
@MajorMosh710
Жыл бұрын
“She told me no more animals so I started getting more and more” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@sasquatchdonut2674
11 ай бұрын
Absolute giga chad. He literally just got it to troll his wife
@samuelshuck1559
Жыл бұрын
What a beautiful little creature! 😍
@AlanTClark
Жыл бұрын
"Travel all over the country bla bla bla" and your wife is traveling all over the neighborhood lol 😆
@mariafisher9259
Жыл бұрын
Good pet to guard the house ☺️🏡 I wouldn't go on LoL 😆. Her eyes are stunning !!!!!
@chrome1018
4 ай бұрын
Kajmans look like wingless dragons. Stunning creatures
@yaogwai
Жыл бұрын
I’m fully convinced he’s just holding a taxidermied caiman
@LaVenderlocx
22 күн бұрын
She’s not calm, she’s patiently waiting on food!
@welshlady212000
Жыл бұрын
I wonder where his wife is when he’s playing with his lizards.
@ShaunMartinez4
Жыл бұрын
Talking about caiman she’s a total sweetheart Talking about wife she said no and I said yes 😂
@rat_dragon
Жыл бұрын
If I ever marry someone and they get mad for me keeping too many animals, I'll keep getting more until I run a business 🤣
@ASAPLOWLIFE
Жыл бұрын
Tell you don’t respect your wife without telling you don’t respect your wife
@chairshoe81
Жыл бұрын
"Yo dude you see the mini alligator that dude's got back there yet?!" "Nah I just caiman"
@raycavazos8927
Жыл бұрын
You turned a gator into a little puppy. Awesome.
@redpillanonymous
Жыл бұрын
“She told me no more animals” “So I started getting more and more” 😂🗿🍷
@codygalloway9597
Жыл бұрын
The most beautiful part of all was he reason to be obsessed with animals and just be a absolute whisperer to animals is just simply to agitate his wife is just pure and beautiful 💕
@jeffdollaz
Жыл бұрын
I swear that caiman looks so dead eyed almost like a taxidermy project
@korpakukac
Жыл бұрын
Brother's got his priorities right
@BeliaLastes
Жыл бұрын
She's adorable Athena is 🐊💚❤️
@jean-pierredavenport3624
Жыл бұрын
Dang that Cayman eating better than me😂😂
@Loki-hy6px
Жыл бұрын
she is absolutely adorable. what a sweet girl.
@TheHuskyK9
Жыл бұрын
“No more animals!” *”More animals it is!”*
@retrokicks3014
Жыл бұрын
Find your passion in the mist of annoying your wife I love it bruh 😂
@JoeWayne84
Жыл бұрын
I love how people are so devoid of personality they look for a exotic pet to base there existence around.
What a beautiful animal! Oh my word that is some magic right there in those eyes and that skin. Wow!!!
@MrRino48th
Жыл бұрын
He fell in love with a lizard 😂😂 imagine what his wife is like to find comfort in a mini monster
@BlaecOleander
Жыл бұрын
Guy: She is an absolute sweetheart Athena: 👹
@drebodollaz3504
Жыл бұрын
Reptile ppl always give personalities to their pets lol.
@CrocodylusAlt
8 ай бұрын
Because they do have personalities, you have to spend time and know their behavior to realize this. I’ve spent many years with crocodilians including the infamous Nile crocodiles, some of them are very docile & don’t mind people at all, others like one I named Scar are super aggressive and attack everything that moves, even beating up other crocodiles larger than themselves. They’re much more complex than people think and even show play behavior, I recommend giving “Play Behavior In Crocodilians by Vladimir Dinets” a read.
@wraith1320
5 ай бұрын
…and dog people give personalities to THEIR animals. Because they DO have personalities. Much like reptiles. Just because a reptile doesn’t go into convulsions from excitement every time you walk in the door doesn’t mean they lack individuality. Crocodilians especially are intelligent and complex animals.
@SwoleKage
Жыл бұрын
Not to mention, when you have an animal from birth, the likely hood of them developing a sense of kinship or understanding is very likely your little one is so cute 😍
@shawn55648
Жыл бұрын
"Don't impulse buy." Moments later "I started buying animals to annoy my wife."
@dailydiogenes
Жыл бұрын
That’s the cutest meat eating meat machine I’ve ever seen
@martha4276
Жыл бұрын
All to agitate his wife while being utterly petty. I must learn your ways lol
Thank you wife for telling me no, it never would have gone this far without you.
@JL-eu5ef
Жыл бұрын
She’s ADORABLE
@lnSignia
Жыл бұрын
That caiman is having better diet than gymnasts in my gym.
@phylliszollicoffer6779
Жыл бұрын
I love her she is so calm and well behaved. Wow, beautiful.
@lit-4203
Жыл бұрын
Quite literally a straight dinosaur
@angryfoxzd5233
Жыл бұрын
Wife: no more animals in this house! This guy: honey look i found this crocodile.
@stephaniemacedo4152
Жыл бұрын
Moral of the story DO WHAT YOU LOVE if your partner truly loves you back. They will support you
@jlc6423
Жыл бұрын
Caimans teeth look sharper than gators and crocs.
@MrOnlinegamer89
Жыл бұрын
That’s awesome man! Keep doing what you love
@youngjp57
Жыл бұрын
Happy wife happy life. No my friend its happy couple or you're in trouble 🤣🤣
@SwSandwich
Жыл бұрын
That's the G.O.A.T. right there holding a Caiman!!!!! Just so all y'all know he has indeed leveled up and is holding unused ability points as we speak!!!!! 😂 🤣 🤣 🤣
@silverdropstang
Жыл бұрын
What in the world. This guy sounds EXACTLY like Patrick Mahomes!
@wickedgood1437
Жыл бұрын
Awe she's beautiful!! 😍
@shameekisreal5185
Жыл бұрын
Not Only Is He Very Intelligent in regards to His Pet, He's Also a Sweetheart 💙
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