Friday, 4/28/2017 - A long overdue rite of passage finally occurreth. My first ever pursuit & partial capture of the magical Air Force Uno. With over a decade of chasin flyin machines under my belt plus 5yrs on KZitem, this was way overdue. Hard to believe it huh? Well, believe it. Donald J Trump popped my cherry. Busted my hymen. Took my flower, my most special gift. . . . and after we finished, he swore he'd take me out on the town - somethin real classy. He promised to take care of me w/his wonderful healthcare plan. He promised me a big beautiful border wall, and a long prison sentence for the Hildabeast. I cared not about the promises, broken or kept. I wanted the chance to get a 2nd AF1 fix. Another hit, as it were. Sadly Donny POTUS stood me up. Using motorcade traffic as a stalling tactic, he skipped town early on AF1, leaving me high, dry & heartbroken at Hartsfield.
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