The stupidest part of all this is that she doesn't approach her like an assassin or warrior. But as a cosplayer trying to intimidate a Biker gang.
@TheRedRaven_
25 күн бұрын
So true. Couldn't finish the second episode, it's just too dumb.
@thearthurmarston9897
25 күн бұрын
FR LOL
@DigiPen92
25 күн бұрын
She didn’t know Jedi can’t attack first. They usually defend for the people.
@jaketylenol
25 күн бұрын
Literally challenges her as a warrior what are we talking about? But yeah shitty assassination attempt
@CptPatt
25 күн бұрын
@@DigiPen92Not attacking people is like the Jedi’s MAIN thing, lol.
@salvatoreschiano900
25 күн бұрын
Mae: "Attack me, JEDI ...! Yoda: "So, you have chosen ... Cringe!"
@Lord_shen_official
25 күн бұрын
Saruman reference
@Lilac-and-Gooseberries
25 күн бұрын
@@Lord_shen_official Mae the stinky!
@ketamineheadyoda2248
25 күн бұрын
Isnt Yoda even the grandmaster during this time?
@Lord_shen_official
25 күн бұрын
@@Lilac-and-Gooseberries "gandalf the white... gandalf the fool"
@simpsonsquire1997
25 күн бұрын
So, chosen . . . Cringe, you have!
@mrcat3493
19 күн бұрын
I’m convinced the show was written by ChatGPT.
@Raffalius
19 күн бұрын
If chatGPT wrote this it would most certainly be of a much higher quality 😅
@ronn201
16 күн бұрын
ChatGPT would recycle something that worked. Only a talentless human could write something this bad.
@F0ck_Minorities
16 күн бұрын
how dare you, Chatgpt does better than whatever this is
@akj3344
14 күн бұрын
@@Raffaliusikr. Why do people accuse chatgpt of being stupid? Hollywood writers went on a strike after seeing how well chatgpt can write.
@JKMlive
14 күн бұрын
@@akj3344 unironically ChatGPT if given good prompts can write something simple and serviceable and it understands story telling really well when asked.
@charlesrobert-stafford4826
25 күн бұрын
She sounds like a Dragon Ball character. "I heard that you're pretty strong. Attack me."
@amadeusagripino6862
24 күн бұрын
Her midichlorian levels are over nine thousaaaaaaand!
@realQuestion
22 күн бұрын
Dragon Ball had significantly better writing than this
@marwanfakhradin2543
21 күн бұрын
Nah that’s a big disrespect to dragon ball there it makes sense as its a power show and there is pride and cockiness involved with the battles but in this shitshow she suppose to be an assassin who want to kill the jedai or even just sttack the jedai first if she wants to fight
@DragonJackZ
19 күн бұрын
How dare you compare this to the classic
@Nobdy976
18 күн бұрын
Don't insult dragonball its now cooler than star wars lol
@TheRealDoggoCEO
25 күн бұрын
For someone who is supposed to be an “assassin” her approach to killing the Jedi she's hunting down is terrible 💀
@TheMeta141
25 күн бұрын
hmm let's see. clearly evil outfit? check. announce yourself to the enemy? check. aaaaand.....ah fight them semi fairly. check. tv assassin
@MagnusSohlberg
19 күн бұрын
Not entirely sure "assassin" is the right word. Clearly she doesnt want to throw the first stone, challenging the Jedi ideal. But yeah. Hope it gets better!
@kinkcrimson2024
15 күн бұрын
Cartoon villain
@JumpierNewt8956
14 күн бұрын
@@kinkcrimson2024 That's an insult to cartoon villains.
@PappyGunn
25 күн бұрын
I remember in cheap Italian spaghetti westerns, they were a lot more creative in starting a bar fight. Attack me?
@Rena152
22 күн бұрын
They really didn't know how to make a buildup so they made her straight up say "attack me" what the hell is this?
@PappyGunn
22 күн бұрын
@@Rena152 Somebody said the plot can't be smarter than the writers. Whoever wrote this has no concept of talking shit. He probably wrote this in his safe space.
@pietrovitale9940
20 күн бұрын
@@PappyGunn this town ain't big enough for the two of us is still a million time better than this
@romelmunoz7957
19 күн бұрын
@@PappyGunnwell that episode was written by Leslye Headland the showrunner and personal assistant of Harvey Weinstein... So yeah the same person who did procure her boss's safest space 😅
@scribbles1424
11 күн бұрын
Nothing beats the bar scene in for a few dollars more with the hunchback getting a match lit on him.
@josegallardo4119
25 күн бұрын
"So uncivilized"
@TrashPanda90914
24 күн бұрын
Disney is on a mission to make the prequels dialogue look like it was written by Shakespeare 😂
@Senator-yaoi
20 күн бұрын
Yeah cause the originals had such amazing dialogue as: why you silly willy, goofy doofy nerf herder! Why I oughta, Princess, one of these days... or:only a master of evil, Darth -- or: laugh it up fuzzball. And so many others.
@TrashPanda90914
20 күн бұрын
@@Senator-yaoi yeah it's almost like they were filmed in the fucking 70s 😂 what's Disney's excuse?
@Senator-yaoi
20 күн бұрын
@@TrashPanda90914 Their excuse is fat ass sold out and handed over his precious franchise to a soulless corporation that is now out to milk it to justify their investment. If he doesn't give a shit, why should any of us? Where is the hate for him in all this?
@MeatSim64
19 күн бұрын
@@Senator-yaoi Rather deal with classic 80s brainrot than this current day brainrot cringe crap.
@Senator-yaoi
19 күн бұрын
@@MeatSim64 Hey blame Lucas for selling out, his vision became just a cheap money-making scheme.
On this day, the Stranger found out that Indara wasn't just force-sensitive, but also quick on the trigger with the big iron on her hip... _big iron on her hip_
@naamadossantossilva4736
25 күн бұрын
Big iron big iron
@ShadowWolf-nk1gz
19 күн бұрын
When she tried to match the Jedi with the big Iron on her hip.
@ShadowWolf-nk1gz
19 күн бұрын
Big Iron on her hiiiiii-iiiiiipppp
@celphalonred1999
17 күн бұрын
Lol
@lanrehaliax2942
25 күн бұрын
A trained “Jedi master” (because the people working on this show have literally zero idea about Jedis or SW in general) going down to a freaking Kunai while in modern SW everyone survives being stabbed through with a lightsaber is pure comedy
@outrider425
25 күн бұрын
so characters surviving stabbings is wrong but dying from them is wrong as well? sometimes I almost feel bad for the Disneys writers they can only fail no matter what😂
@Zull-vh7nq
25 күн бұрын
You know what they meant. Dont be a dick @@outrider425
@ryannathaniel9296
25 күн бұрын
@@outrider425The shilling is strong with this one
@usarhabilidade2697
25 күн бұрын
@@outrider425Bait.... But i also can understand your logic, Disney lightsabers are all glorified baseball bats, im not even sure why people get scared of that thing anymore Even knives are more lethal than that
@user-xx6vy9ri8p
25 күн бұрын
So it's on Ahsoka, Kenobi and Boba Fett, not Acolyte. Although that knife was too short to reach the heart...
@partogihutapea8632
25 күн бұрын
Mae : Attack me, Jedi !!! Yoda : Cringe, this is. Cringe you are.
@redbearddan2000
24 күн бұрын
Mae: "Attack me...Jedi!" The Jedi: "You are not an assassin. You are just ass." Mae: *dies from embarrassment* The End
@whynot5568
Күн бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🎉
@ZapCCannon
25 күн бұрын
no idea about the show, but this surely is better than whatever really happened
@user-vn1no7ws2b
25 күн бұрын
The master's death was really stupid and cheap so this is indeed better than what happened in the episode
@Moth-pz9vg
25 күн бұрын
0:37 i love that laugh
@justareplica
19 күн бұрын
That laugh made me laugh. 😂
@_sandakin_
19 күн бұрын
"aTtAcK mE, wiTh aLl yOuR sTrEngTh" 🤓☝
@staufackar2135
22 күн бұрын
Lightsaber through the torso: minor flesh wound. Dagger in the chest: death
@nickcarpenter3109
18 күн бұрын
At this point I'm just laughing at how idiotic it is. The only way to sit tru it is compare it to comedy.
@tomswarder4313
25 күн бұрын
funny asf how this lady was on the posters and branding for the show, and she dies in the first 5 mins
@Marvolo14
25 күн бұрын
She will be in the flashbacks spread throughout the episodes.
@nemofunf9862
25 күн бұрын
"Dogde this"
@adventurianist2580
21 күн бұрын
Hail Trinity.
@ConnectFork
11 күн бұрын
Very nice
@darksteelmenace595
20 күн бұрын
Imagine hiring a writer and the best they can come up with is "1v1 me bro" smh
@jibbanibba2000
21 күн бұрын
Twerking compilations have more meaning and deeper story than this show
@StavrosMueller93
15 күн бұрын
I'd definitely enjoy it more, too 😂
@KIRB881
25 күн бұрын
You just made the whole show a masterpiece
@TheMeta141
25 күн бұрын
i don't know what's worse. the dialogue or that shitty stance she gets into. what's worse this whole thing could be over if the "jedi" followed the supposed rule of "a jedi only draws their lightsaber if prepared to kill"
@ruVlad
25 күн бұрын
good ending
@sayhitothelittlegonk1310
25 күн бұрын
Slug throwers are actually very effective
@fliplife67
25 күн бұрын
It’s crazy!!! They say F the lore but they can’t even be creative about it.
@Chico_Julio
25 күн бұрын
Even a generative language model (AKA AI chat), could come up with something better.
@ThunderBZaper
25 күн бұрын
Meh
@MrTragedious986
25 күн бұрын
Nah.
@gmryabets
25 күн бұрын
Even degenerative one could.
@GlassesnMouthplates
23 күн бұрын
Pretty sure Disney used AI to write this show seeing how they have cheap-ass copies of the Skywalker twins and the Nightsisters.
@MrTragedious986
22 күн бұрын
@@GlassesnMouthplates you are being silly there’s no Ai.
@aceodore
19 күн бұрын
Star woke
@Lord_shen_official
25 күн бұрын
She kinda stole that quote from grievous ("attack, kenobi")
@Steven-093
25 күн бұрын
👀
@user-qc8jd5tw6s
25 күн бұрын
💀 ah yes uttering similar words is now stealing
@Lilac-and-Gooseberries
25 күн бұрын
Or did he take it from her and made it better?
@Manglet762
25 күн бұрын
I HIGHLY doubt they even know grevious said that. They clearly don't care about Star Wars at all, much less steal a specific line that isn't immensely popular in the community.
@dhans9662
25 күн бұрын
@@Manglet762 Obi Wan referenced one of Luke Skywalkers lines in his fight against Darth Vader, I don't think it's that far-fetched
@tristanaustin82
20 күн бұрын
*aims gun* “dodge this”
@SanelyRed
25 күн бұрын
Dodge this
@thecringekid5744
22 күн бұрын
The fact they want to paint the jedi in as bad of a light as possible is very odd
@mattgamer100
22 күн бұрын
Mae: attack me, Jedi. Danny Devito: so anyway I started blasting, bang bang!!. LOL
@nekiroxx6907
12 күн бұрын
attack me jedi i'm not the jedi your looking for
@gabgame300
20 күн бұрын
How do you as an actor not cringe out of your mind reading this script and ask the director to please for the love of god change this line
@subtestPW
25 күн бұрын
These first 2 episodes really reminded me of when i was younger and used to play lightsaber fights. The acting just seems exactly like how i used to play.
@atlasprime6193
18 күн бұрын
Indara: “Dodge this…” **BANG**
@darrylferguson3622
16 күн бұрын
Can you imagine if the guy who murdered Abraham Lincoln - you know the one who sneaked up behind him while he was watching a theatre performance, and shot him in the back of the head with a concealed pistol, had acted like this. Just imagine him walking right up to Lincoln, tapping him on the shoulder, showing him the pistol he planned to shoot him with, and then saying: "Give me your best punch, president"
@BeegBWolf
12 күн бұрын
I don't think they know what an assassin is....
@JimMorrisonsBathtub
25 күн бұрын
We need Indiana Jones in Star Wars
@impactsuit9871
25 күн бұрын
We kinda of had it...
@EL3CTR0LYTE
21 күн бұрын
I wish this was how things played out tbh
@ArtypNk
11 күн бұрын
I don't care what they teach you in schools, Annakin was from Coruscant
@nathanaelmatos362
19 күн бұрын
If it were Darth Vader she would be strangled to death, just with the use of force he wouldn't even move.
@piyapansarmprateep243
18 күн бұрын
attack me jedi ... ? bruh
@pinoyjona
13 күн бұрын
More lore accurate than a Master being killed so easily
@Dannilach
12 күн бұрын
attack me with all your strencshhhfh
@kalpeshrawat418
15 күн бұрын
Jedi: "Party this you filthy casual!'
@_bumky_3053
25 күн бұрын
i am scared of watching acolyte,should i even try watching it
@felixcampbell6757
25 күн бұрын
It’s alright so far
@flyte707
25 күн бұрын
Nah stick to the og movies
@roval7
25 күн бұрын
@@flyte707yes, and by that I hope you mean the original non-remastered trilogy. Literally everything else is grade F slop
@Sentinel4002
25 күн бұрын
Don't watch that crap
@flyte707
25 күн бұрын
@@roval7 idk if I'd go that far 😅
@LadyMoonboy
13 күн бұрын
I cringed so hard when I heard that line for the first time.😅
@creativepitbull3580
25 күн бұрын
I like how they waited to laugh until the end
@_casg
10 күн бұрын
She should of at least lost a limb in that scene. It would of been iconic
@gray7098
22 күн бұрын
Man, these writers really don't know how Jedi's work, huh, especially "Assassins" 🤦♂️
@Emma_2Banks
25 күн бұрын
And then the second jedi she tried to provoke (the only white dude thus far) decided to end himself out of guilt. This writing is something else
@the13thjoker
16 күн бұрын
A Jedi, die from normal knife but can survive 100000 degree hot blade. 😂
@WalterPowerbright
16 күн бұрын
Mae: Attack me with all your strength! Obi-Wan: *cuts off her hand* Mae: *surprised pikachu face*
@pauldraper1736
10 күн бұрын
"The antagonist should fight a Jedi." "I know! She says, 'Attack me'." "Yeah, that's storytelling!"
@marsam7772
4 күн бұрын
"AtaAAaaaAaAaccckkkk.mi yEdaII" - Famous last words
@darthchiaki
13 күн бұрын
WHERE'S MY FKRCE LIGHTNING
@faustomadebr
16 күн бұрын
"Attack me..." Then a Jedi fights with her bare hands. Hahahaha
@MaliciousGrim05
19 күн бұрын
It has been a *LONG* time since I last saw acting that actually made me squirm. That "attack me with all your strength" line and the goofy ass pose she took was so terrible that it triggered my fight or flight response. Impressive, not in a good way, but impressive nonetheless. Christ, this makes The Book of Boba Fett seem great, totally out of place scooter gang and all.
@Dredaslime1
18 күн бұрын
Exactly!👍 "attack me with all your strength".. goofy ass writing 🤢🤮
@darklordshade7615
24 күн бұрын
It would be perfect. Much better than the original heahaheaeaheah
@yourvenparianen5390
23 күн бұрын
If this was og star wars...shed get that stupid hand chopped up 😂
@grimshock6983
11 күн бұрын
That stance looks so dumb especially from that angle. Everyone has been moving dumb this series.
@Zzues
19 күн бұрын
See that was cathartic, thank you!
@Doom-vz9mm
15 күн бұрын
Anikan and obi wan laughing there asses off
@jacobrubydev
13 күн бұрын
superior version
@user-cw4uq8fl4p
18 күн бұрын
She got Rick James Braids
@apolloisnotashirt
25 күн бұрын
The thing is like, for who is this for? Do women find this cool?! Is this what they think a badass girl boss is? Who actually liked this scene?!
@BillSchrader
18 күн бұрын
None of the above. It’s garbage
@HoneyMuffinLegend
4 күн бұрын
@@BillSchrader You are being ableist, this is the first show for the mentally challenged since Teletubbies
@BillSchrader
4 күн бұрын
@@HoneyMuffinLegend I never disagreed with that, ever.
@seynpurrp
7 күн бұрын
wow, i did not expect it to BE THIS BAD
@vidyaWolf
17 күн бұрын
A vast improvement over whatever this show is supposed to be.
@TheAccursedEntity
24 күн бұрын
I read Leslie Dykeland at the end and had to replay to be sure... WTF is wrong with me 😂
@leftyfourguns
19 күн бұрын
"Dodge this"
@VinSmokey-nz5px
16 күн бұрын
MORTAL KOMBAT! "insert MK theme"
@Crazieyboy15
19 күн бұрын
I really think people forget that, other than characters who specifically hunt Jedi, trying to fight a force wielder without the force is practically suicidal.
@colinconnolly892
9 күн бұрын
Attack me the power of maaannnyy
@Jogyot3260
19 күн бұрын
"attack me, Jedi" *girl, your rank is Bronze IV*
@MikeRetroModz
13 күн бұрын
Honestly an assasin that doesnt even attack you by surprise is not a very good assasin 😂 she had to kill a lot of random people because of it too
@michaelkara3436
25 күн бұрын
"I need blaster, lots of blasters"
@anthobitar1308
24 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂 excellent
@d.b.2737
17 күн бұрын
😂👍Du bist der Beste danke genauso ist es richtig
@SoccerNutTV
18 күн бұрын
This proves that women are living in a wonderland 😂
@antagonisstic
19 күн бұрын
Hahaha i did not expect that.
@brockdavid
18 күн бұрын
Approaches like a Sith poser from the Brotherhood of Darkness era, no wonder Darth Bane wiped them out.
@coooolibri
11 күн бұрын
i never really disliked the matrix actress, but never really fell in love with her either. but seeing her in this show clearly showing me she isnt so versatile anymore.
@littlecutething2686
20 күн бұрын
This is canon
@Muzzle1300
18 күн бұрын
Here’s a weird thought so it’s established episode 3 the Jedi master (I don’t remember her name) met the twins, who haven’t changed their hair style in 16 years, Osha was literally trained with the Jedi for an extended period of time that the Jedi master would likely have known and seen her, so Mae the twin who has the same hair from 16 years ago along with Osha probably should trigger a major red flag in the Jedi master to think “wait Osha, didn’t you quit your training? Or is this Mae? I thought you died in the fire?”
@Baz_X0916
21 күн бұрын
That's what Trinity would do.
@O1OO1O1
16 күн бұрын
Boo, no "dodge this" reference.
@SeriouslySodium
13 күн бұрын
The good ending.
@amaanarain2774
25 күн бұрын
Show woulda been better if the Jedi master was just like “lol ok let’s go then”
@StevenZissimos
16 күн бұрын
What's embarrassing about this scene is that Indara had plenty of opportunities to amputate Mae's arm with a lightsaber and end the fight before taking her in for questioning. Instead she just dodged and didn't strike when there were clear openings. Horribly directed scene.
@nileriver922
14 күн бұрын
I would say nya! I’m good, I don’t feel like it today. Maybe if you buy me my tombstone then I would take you serious.
@RavensDelight
18 күн бұрын
Mae: "Attack me, Jedi" Indara: "Ok."
@dzinx0rrr
12 күн бұрын
umm... "yes, my child"? what is she? a priest?
@brickfilm2103
25 күн бұрын
Lol
@deltavagen9796
18 күн бұрын
This is Not a parody, everyone
@corruptangel6793
25 күн бұрын
The Jedi showed she could successfully use the force on the girl directly. She could have snapped her neck on a whim. She could have put her to sleep with telepathy. "Attack with all your strength." Sweety, a mere thought could have killed you. 0.1% of effort would have been enough to neutralize you without killing. What a joke.
@BillSchrader
18 күн бұрын
It’s like a crappy Netflix show now
@OrenTubing
10 күн бұрын
Someone actually approved "fight me bro!" in the script Pathetic
@davfree9732
14 күн бұрын
A cringe encounter, with a more civilised end.
@gibster9624
3 күн бұрын
Disney star wars and just showing characters walking for no effing reason. This isn't Fallout where the characters have to get somewhere by walking a lot.
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