JAJAJAJAJAJJJAJA los comentarios de Levi son lo maximo JAJAJAJA, sasha casi lo salva
@ximea9162
4 жыл бұрын
Me recuerda a mi papa recibiendo mis regalos culeros 😂😂😂😂que gran persona es el levi
@janawalaaeldinabdallah1935
4 жыл бұрын
Translation to English and here we go; Jean: He’s late, isn’t he… Armin: Can it be… Eren: Stop it, the captain isn’t like that, he’s the type of guy who keeps his promises. Mikasa: But it’s past the time the party started. Jean: So this is going to be just like the typical parties. Armin: You mean he lied about attending the party? Jean: Yeah, in the end everyone was just all talk and no walk. Turns out this is just a well-played trick. Eren: Stop it! Captain is…he’s just taking a lot of time to get ready…after the expedition if I’m not mistaken, he went straight into the bathtub for two hours. Jean: From where is this princess? [door opens] Levi: Sorry, I kept you guys waiting. Jean: Captain?! Well…no…I mean…my sincerest apologies! Levi: Huh? Jean: We’ve been expecting you…please…please come this way. This is a really cramped space… please take this special seat. You guys! Why you are all standing in a daze? Shouldn’t you guys show him some hospitality? Armin! Serve the tea! Quickly, make it now! The captain must be thirsty! Levi: Hey, horse face. Jean: Yes? Levi: Don’t touch me all over, it’s gross! Jean: My sincerest apologies Captain! Levi: Tch…well, Eren? I came all the way over here, so where is your greeting? Are you holding back your shit? Eren: Vice Chief Mikasa… Mikasa: Yes? Eren: Hit me to check if I’m actually in reality. Mikasa: But… Eren: No buts! Please hit me with all of your strength…this is order from your chief. Mikasa: Okay. [hits Eren] Eren: [gets thrown to the wall and gasps] This is not dream, this is not dream! Mikasa: I’m sorry, Eren… Eren: Don’t worry…don’t worry… Mikasa: Please refrain from talking until your teeth grow back. Armin: This is not dream…this is not dream…this is what I think it is! Jean: Yeah! [boiling food] Mikasa: And now, the appreciation party after the 84th expedition will begin, so chief, please give us a speech to toast to. Eren: Firstly, thank you for attending today, Captain! Tonight, let’s have a great time until the very end, let’s make sure of it! Jean: How are we going to go back home? Armin: [laughs] It’s decided then, Eren! Mikasa: Captain, for today’s event, those two (Jean & Eren) have been practising the speech until late at night since a week ago. Levi: That’s…I appreciate the effort. Eren: Yosh! Then let’s serve the main dish! Vice Chief, put in the vegetables! Mikasa: Okay. [places in the vegetables in the hot pot] Levi: Wait! Are you going to place it in with your bare hands? Don’t you have anything like long chopsticks or tongs? Eren: Our apologies, with our measly budget, such luxurious tools are a bit… Levi: Have you guys even taken a bath? Eren: Please rest assured captain, we’re not the type who leisurely take long baths and forget our duty to cook. Armin: Because after the expedition, we immediately started the party preparations! Jean: We can guarantee the taste of the cooking is great Captain! Mikasa: Soon the vegetables will be cooked. Eren: Armin, pass the chopsticks to the captain! Armin: Captain, please accept these chopsticks! Levi: These are…whose chopsticks are these? Eren: Huh…why did you ask if they belong to anybody? Jean: At any rate, those chopstick have been used by many other people. Eren: [scraping sound] What are you doing, captain? Why are you peeling off the chopsticks’ surface with a blade? Armin: Is this new type of custom for parties? Levi: Something like that. Eren: I see, we just learned something new. Mikasa: Chief, the vegetables are cooked. Eren: Yosh! Captain, allow me to serve everyone the food. Levi: No, I can do it myself. Eren: I see…Did you guys hear that? No need to be served, please help yourselves. Mikasa: No one will be served, duly noted. Eren: It’s alright to use your own chopsticks. We look forward to learning more from you, Captain. Levi: Umm, okay…? (he doesn’t trust them to serve the food properly) Jean: Delicious! The eggplant addition is awesome! As expected, Vice Chief! Mikasa: Thank you. Eren: The broth is also very good. Mikasa: I mixed the red tomatoes, green cucumbers, and purple eggplants together and the combination resulted in a never-before-seen color. Eren: [gasp] There’s an insect floating in it…Oi, Mikasa! Did you wash the vegetables properly? Mikasa: Once…quickly… Eren: If you do it quickly, it won’t be done right. You’re the Vice Chief, you should be more careful! Jean: Oi, hold it, Eren, if there’s an insect on the vegetables, that means the vegetables are still fresh. Armin: That’s right, additionally they are boiled in high temperature, so there shouldn’t be any harm, perhaps… Eren: [sigh] Well, if Armin say so… Jean: That settles that, now what should I eat next…hmm… Armin: Ah…Jean, you’re drooling… Jean: [slurps his saliva] My bad. Eren: Be careful, Jean! Compared to others you have way bigger pie hole! Jean: You’re so noisy, you know that? Armin: Look, Eren! The potato has melted to the perfect thickness. Eren: Uh…captain…is something wrong? You didn’t even move your chopsticks. Jean & Armin: [surprised] Mikasa: More importantly than not moving his chopsticks, Captain hasn’t even taken a bite. Eren: Please eat without reservations, Captain! Now… Levi: Too bad, I don’t feel like eating anything after expeditions, somehow they always make me lose my appetite. Sorry, I should have told you guys before. Mikasa: Eren, he’s lying. Captain Levi always has his meals together with Commander Erwin after every expedition. Levi: Tch… Mikasa: It’s true, plus the captain would know how we gathered these ingredients, and that’s why he’s being careful with our feelings and told those lies. Jean: Don’t tell me, does the captain have anything he doesn’t like to eat? Levi: That’s right, actually I hate all vegetables. Eren: Stop lying, Captain! I was once part of Levi’s squad, so I know that the Captain eats vegetables.
@k._o
Жыл бұрын
兵長戸惑ってるところとかまじ可愛い笑笑笑しかもジャンのことを馬面って呼んでるの死ぬ笑
@HallieCasillas
4 жыл бұрын
Hay tanto riren en este audio, pobrecito Levi le hacen tragar mierda jajaja
@janawalaaeldinabdallah1935
4 жыл бұрын
Part 2 Armin: Captain, you already put in the effort to attend the party, so please don’t be so concerned with your subordinates’ feelings. Eren: That’s right, Captain! If we all can provide hospitality for you, even though we all need to pay from our own money, it’s not something we take lightly. Because this is the mission of the special appreciation party squad! Providing hospitality to the party guests, appreciating the effort put into the expedition, enhancing the morale of our expedition, those are the goals of this appreciation party, so we can become one step closer to the mankind’s victory! That’s what we all believe in, this is what we mean by Hos-" Mikasa: “-pi-” Jean: “-ta-” Armin: “-li-” Eren: “-ty!” That’s what we all want to tell you. Levi: [is shocked and spills the food] Armin: Are you alright, captain?! Ahh…your pants are stained! Mikasa: Jean, get a wiping cloth! Levi: There’s no need for that! Eren, could you just give me a big serving of food? Eren: What are you saying? Of course, Captain! Mikasa: Eren, right now the hotpot food is in its prime state. Armin: That’s right, the vegetables are completely melted and soft. Eren: There’s a lot of broth that’s been perfectly blended, Captain! Levi: Just small portion will do… [reluctant again] Jean: It’s just like our hospitality, solidifying and blending together! Eren: This joker here, he just said something funny. Today you’re on your best behavior aren’t you? Jean: It’s not the right time to admire me! There’s no mushroom in the pot, get the mushroom! Eren: This is bad, we almost forgot the main dish. Levi: Wait…did you say mushroom? Armin: The mushrooms were found behind the beds in the SC boys’ dorm, it has a salty taste so it’s delicious! Jean: Don’t be stingy, Eren! Give him a bigger serving! Eren: You’re so loud…I’m doing it now! Levi: Eren…about the mushroom, I… Eren: Here you go, Captain! [serves food] Levi: [gulp] What is this color…and smell? Mikasa: Eat it while it’s still hot. Armin: Please eat, Captain! Jean: Please try it quickly! Levi: Uh… Eren: Well, captain? Mikasa: Captain! Jean: Captain! Levi: [sigh] I guess it can’t be helped. Sasha: [door opens] Finally! I found you guys! You’re all in this place secretly having a hotpot party, don’t you feel ashamed? Eren: Sasha… Sasha: Do you think you can fool my nose, Eren?! Why didn’t you invite me? [screams] The hotpot…the hotpot is empty, isn’t it!? [cries] This, this is cruel! Jean: Aren’t you the one who always lied about going to the appreciation party? (because the last few parties only served water & potato) Sasha: [flustered] No, usually…I mean… [laughing] Well you see… Jean: You shouldn’t be saying ‘You see!’ Potato Girl! Levi: Oi… Sasha: [gasp] Is that Captain Levi?! Why are you in this gross place? Levi: You can have this. Sasha: Is it really okay for me to take it? Levi: Yes, eat as much as you like. Sasha: Milord-Captain! [cries tears of joy and eats quickly] Delicious…delicious! [slurping noises] Eren: Is everything alright, Captain? Levi: Oi, Eren! I’ve been in the SC for long time, and I’ve lost count of how many expeditions I’ve been in. But for you new soldiers it’s different, and we need to emphasize and appreciate the effort it takes to survive and return from such a severe hell, am I right? Eren: Captain! Did you guys see that? This is generosity from a senior to his subordinates! Serve Sasha a lot of food! This is what Captain meant by real hospitality! All: Yes! Levi: Well, since there’s no more food left now, we can’t continue the party. I’m going home. Eren: No no no, please wait Captain! [serves food] Levi: Huh? What is this? A mixture of slime and horse shit? All: [laugh] Armin: As expected from the captain. Jean: Indeed, the captain can in fact tell joke! Mikasa: It’s just a different brand of humor than us. Eren: It’s a pickled mushroom, captain! Please eat it while it’s still hot
@korenani3665
4 жыл бұрын
pobre levi :,D le hacen comer cosas malas , se pasan xD
@marianaaguilar8339
3 жыл бұрын
Erwin y mikasa siempre siendo ojetes con el levi HAHAHAHAHA
@saradachan5272
Жыл бұрын
Y así niños .... El capitán Levi no murió por las manos de un titán o un hombre ordinario. Murió por intoxicación alimenticia.
@Vin-mc2rc
5 жыл бұрын
xD JAJAJAJAJAJJAJABS S. Pobre heichou JAJAJAKAJAJA Z
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