I normally leave a joke message here but I actually am putting a spoiler warning here; This battle contains spoilers of both Ori and the Blind Forest and Ori and the Will of the Wisps, Ori is one of my favorite video game series of all time and the emotional impact it left on me is huge, so I highly suggest checking out those games if you haven't before watching this battle, if you already have or just don't care, you may proceed.
(This is a parody of the Epic Rap Battles of History youtube series created by Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD please check them out.)
/ erb
Galeem: (0:20)
Since the dawn of time, darkness filled the universe
And I've arrived to fix in it my image, stopping all the puny worms
Who dare defy me, those who tried me faced erasion by my light beams
And now this lemur dares to fight me? You’ll fall and crumble to me first
Before you have the chance to Bash at me! Beating you will just take one flash, just flee
It is typical for your dashing sprees, I’m the final boss and Smash’s peak
Got blown away by a drafty breeze and was nested by Naru happily
‘Till mere owls went and ripped up those roots, normal of birds hijacking trees
Millions awed at the sight of my presence as I left worlds brightened and changed for the greater good
You go on fetch quests for weak little critters as pathetic attempts to help those in your barren woods
(ugh) Since that is all you do, fellow what others say with no objection
Hundreds of Spirits serve under me, you’ll be another to my collection
FEAR THE ONE WHO SHINES BRIGHT! My reach is beyond what you can comprehend
BASK IN MY DIVINE LIGHT! For utopia I am trying to spread
REAWAKE FROM PRIME NIGHT! That is true darkness I will put to rest
OR BEGONE FROM MY SIGHT! And just run away; it’s what you do best
Ori: (1:15)
You think your goal's to bring light when the world you made couldn’t be more grim?
Ironic a glorified lightbulb’s philosophy could not possibly be more dim!
Came down from over all of the fighters and thought imprisoning them had to be done?
All while taking away from other’s fun? I guess we all know where the Grinch leak came from!
I could dodge all your beams in a Bash! - All of your gleams will bounce back! -
Boasting ‘bout strength’s all you got? - It’s time that I shoot my shots! ~
Built hype with your opening cutscene and a grand story, but instead what happened is we'll
Be more disappointed with your slog of a campaign that bored me and others more than Byleth's reveal!
I mean for real! All it ends up being is countless battles all for nothing
But I guess collecting Spirits is more than fitting for a mode that soul-crushing
I’ve fought against those who were ten times my size!
You tried to stop Kirby and still went and blew it
Armed with my Spirit Edge you’ll go in one slice!
Oh wait, Sephiroth beat me to it
Galeem: (1:56)
Be glad I put the spotlight on you, it’s the first time you’re talked about and truly played
No matter how bright you shine, you’ll always stay eclipsed in Hollow Knight’s shade
And during your pitiful spiel you dare to talk down on the glorious world that I made
But you think you’re much better? Let us see the history of your Decay
(doubletime)
Nibel was in ruins, you had to take action
Sein did all the fighting, you're just button-mashing!
Collected the elements to stop the threats
Of a mournful mother you led to her death!
And then in Niwen, you had these flaws fixed
But it’s ridden with bugs; Will of the Glitch
Gave Ku her mom's wing to help her to fly
And how did that go? She almost died!
The foes that you beat, those friends that you made, they do not belong for what you’re meant to be!
Ditch the attachments and become like me; The harbinger of light is your destiny!
Ori: (2:30)
At least with my light true beauty is made! You think that the waste land that you’re after’s grand?
The extinction you caused and the war that you led against darkness is proof that peace is far gone
You think you've done good with your master plan
Of sending out your army of Master Hands?
They flipped the lightswitch with your light on Switch; instead turning your Dharkon!
This all isn’t new! Your ideals are Tabuu!
To snuff out your light I know what I must do
The Great Spirit Tree is what I must become
To undo your spree and the damage you’ve done!
Colors weave into a spire of flame
Distant sparks call to a past still unnamed
I'll bear this torch against the cold of our fight
Search your soul and reawake from your corrupted light!
Ori becomes the Great Spirit Tree, the light of which shines over Galeem and wipes him away as Ori’s light shines and brings light and safety to the World of Light Galeem left.
Kamren the Person as Galeem
/ kamrenthereactor
Snakebite126 as Ori
/ snakebite126
Written by MetaMachine
Thumbnail by Zuprem4cy
Mixing and backing Galeem vocals by GamingPlush64
Beat by Trunxks
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