“You know, I fought in the Emu wars” “Yeah, that’s nice grandpa, now let’s get you back to the nursing home”
@maccavann8519
3 жыл бұрын
LMAFO
@sokhornkhun7338
3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious
@waddles9840
3 жыл бұрын
IM DYING
@sannidhyabalkote9536
3 жыл бұрын
@@waddles9840 so you're the grandpa
@yoshi4721
3 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@GameTime000
3 жыл бұрын
I once volunteered to feed animals at an animal rescue and wild life enclosure. They mainly dealt with injured native birds with a few marsupials. People could pay money and walk around and feed the Wallabies and throw food at the Kangaroos and Geese and Ducks. We were told to keep piles of vegetables around so the local mob of Emus would have something to eat and stay on the premises. The only thing we had to remove was Avocados as they were too big to fit down emus necks and Emus were too stupid to realise they couldn't eat them. One day while feeding Emus I saw an avocado roll out of the bucket I had just up ended and before I could pick it up and Emu bent over and swallowed it. You could see the avocado being swallowed until just near the end of it's throat and it came back up again. As the avocado hit the ground , before I could pick it up, another Emu tried to swallow it. I tried to intercept it before it could throw it up again and it ran off and threw it up, and another Emu tried to swallow it. This lasted at least half an hour , me chasing the Emu's as the tried swallowing the avocado, throwing it up and the next Emu trying. It was the hardest thing in my life trying to chase these Emu's down while laughing my ass off. They didn't need bullet just avocados. As I was leaving one day and the stupid Emus finally realising I was the person that fed them, I had about 30 of them following me to my car so I could drive home. I had to drive out really slow because they didn't realise getting hit by cars hurts. I beeped my car horn and they scattered, I tried driving out at the speed limit 5 km/h (3.2 miles/hour) and one ran in front of me before I could react I nudged it in the bum and it's legs collapsed and it rolled like a big fluffy ball. When it slowed down a bit it stood up again and ran off. After the shock wore off of me thinking I had really hurt the bird I started laughing at funny it looked rolling up the road...Dumbest animals ever.
@djmace9029
3 жыл бұрын
This comment is amazing.
@perrypereyra6671
3 жыл бұрын
dang 😂
@taleandclawrock2606
3 жыл бұрын
Great yarn!
@hydrolito
3 жыл бұрын
Small deer and some other birds besides Emus will also stand or sit in the middle of the road.
@MichaelJP
3 жыл бұрын
This just makes the loss in battle to them sound much worse but tbf, it's not like humans haven't choked on food trying to overdo it or walked out in traffic without looking. We're not as clever as we think we are. This isn't our only loss to birds either, Japan lost a war to a much smaller but wiser bird in crows.
@jomar_sl
3 жыл бұрын
The tall birbs secret is they had a lot of practice through emulated warfare.
@charlesblackwell327
3 жыл бұрын
That was awful, and you should be ashamed of yourself lol
@wcurtin1962
3 жыл бұрын
Please show yourself out! :)
@doublecheez4073
2 жыл бұрын
Haha good one
@1eyedowl78
2 жыл бұрын
Emusing pun!
@Revon-Feuer
6 ай бұрын
Damn you! 😂
@sofaking1611
3 жыл бұрын
I like to think that there is a universe out there where Australia was the first to develop nuclear weapons in an effort to eradicate emus
@belalabusultan5911
3 жыл бұрын
and still lost to them.
@themisterdarknight4722
3 жыл бұрын
@@belalabusultan5911 oof
@pagliaccisghost269
3 жыл бұрын
According to Einstein, and Tesla, it's definitely a possibility......
@Bubbleseatfish
3 жыл бұрын
@@pagliaccisghost269 yep
@AA-iq6ev
3 жыл бұрын
Or where those emuse was used as battle tank and Australia have conqured the world
@Paladin327
3 жыл бұрын
Reminder that Emu’s have never been defeated by humans in warfare
@stormshadow2470
3 жыл бұрын
@@NihilSludgeMonkey Well then looks like i have challenger
@tylersabbas8286
3 жыл бұрын
Nor did they start Warfare, but they sure won
@gratuitouslurking8610
3 жыл бұрын
Emus have won more wars than Nazis.
@quinonezryan
3 жыл бұрын
@@NihilSludgeMonkey username checks out
@jimboonie9885
3 жыл бұрын
Emu’s are fucking OP
@the_once-and-future_king.
3 жыл бұрын
And this was just against the infantry. Imagine if they'd unleashed the cassowary Special Forces...
@Crackpot_Astronaut
3 жыл бұрын
This comment is criminally underrated. I think you hit the nail on the head there. Those things are freaking brutal.
@nathanbrooks4546
2 жыл бұрын
@@Crackpot_Astronaut Yes they are deffinetly...
@yoholup19
2 жыл бұрын
Or the kangaroo cavalry
@LottoWavy
Жыл бұрын
@@yoholup19 j min
@smiledon77
3 ай бұрын
Cassa even worst
@K_ingh16
3 жыл бұрын
This is what we should be learning in schools
@A_Prius
3 жыл бұрын
I agree Mr. Morgan
@jayalbertcastigador9274
3 жыл бұрын
Arthur my boah!
@jimboonie9885
3 жыл бұрын
How is the TUBERCULOSIS going arthurr?
@SW_Sarah
3 жыл бұрын
had a history lesson a couple of years ago entirely dedicated to the emu war i'd already watched about 15 youtube videos on it so i was bored the whole time
@K_ingh16
3 жыл бұрын
@@jimboonie9885 found a cure which is why I live in 2021
@DavidBrocekArt
3 жыл бұрын
Why does it feel like Australia is run by animals and humans just happen to live around?
@elloco121212
3 жыл бұрын
Because the GREENS and The ALP are the media supported Party, and the environment is what we have to conserve, Covid19 put the environmentalist out of business in 1 month lockdown Nature recover all the Chemical Pollution generated by men sense the industrial revolution as nature was roaming the Cities all across the world, to make rare-earth for environmentally friendly products, you have to destroy half the earth to save less than a quarter of it, is like burning and chopping all the trees in the amazon to make electricity from wind and we remover the oxygen, now everything dies, but we made wind generators that killed birds in their hundreds, when all we have to do is put intelligent governments, not dead fish that go with the flow
@SpartanMoss
3 жыл бұрын
@Adrian Mangini true as
@funman5876
3 жыл бұрын
that's what it is
@RadenWA
3 жыл бұрын
So is Africa and India?
@WhatisAPaladin
3 жыл бұрын
@@elloco121212 that is the deepest thing ive heard for a few years
@pameladowe2492
2 жыл бұрын
As an Aussie girl living in the bush we regularly made contact with emus. We had two who would stroll up to the back gate each morning for their slice of toast - not bread - it had to be toast. They took it from our hands and wandered off to their shady tree. Loved watching them shimmy along in front of the Landrover, they can shift!
@Paniekzaaiertje
4 ай бұрын
Kewl baby
@sakkoyaba4482
3 ай бұрын
Tf in the anthromorphic multiverse
@bittersweet7145
3 жыл бұрын
If you're looking to disrupt your enemies food supply, releasing a vast flock of emu's on your enemies fields may not be a bad tactic
@KertaDrake
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but good luck using the enemy territory yourself afterward.
@jasper4251
3 жыл бұрын
Biological warfare is forbidden according to the Geneva convention.
@xaivierallen4020
3 жыл бұрын
@@jasper4251 then pay the emu as soldiers and send them to eat the enemy crops they're soldiers in your army not weapons
@alisonjones7747
3 жыл бұрын
@@jasper4251 Tell that to the CCP.
@lordsiomai
3 жыл бұрын
this should be a thing in war lmao
@Katsi7
3 жыл бұрын
As an Emu I can confirmed my grandfather boasts all day of how he got 9 bullets shot up his ass but still ran away in valiant manner
@josephinekoy3837
3 жыл бұрын
Did your grandfather know Gary, by any chance?
@carcas3d
3 жыл бұрын
@@josephinekoy3837 Is it Gary four feathers? Damn that lad is a legend
@josephinekoy3837
3 жыл бұрын
@@carcas3d that's him! That was my mothers uncle. Damn I miss him.
@taitano12
3 жыл бұрын
Wow! Your grandfather was Sir Robin?? The British did a movie about him... Well, loosely based on him, anyway. And I believe that they got a few details wrong - like setting the story in 10th century Britain, for instance.
@josephinekoy3837
3 жыл бұрын
Indeed he was! My grandmother Lady Susy finds that movie outrageous. We try to calm her down but to this day, she insists it was not even close to the truth.
@Sanakudou
3 жыл бұрын
Nothing encompasses “Australia” more than the great emu war. We’re a little different down here :’) 🇦🇺✨
@diesel4417
3 жыл бұрын
Why do you still live in Australia? Seriously... Why?
@nathanbrooks4546
2 жыл бұрын
@@diesel4417 Its better than everywhere else
@nathanbrooks4546
2 жыл бұрын
@@diesel4417 Much better than America. We are much more Democratic and safer
@nathanbrooks4546
2 жыл бұрын
America still uses the stupid ass electoral college system which is rigged, btw, Trump one with less votes than Hillary, then when he lost he said the election was rigged and nearly started a fucking civil war all over again
@nathanbrooks4546
2 жыл бұрын
@@diesel4417 So don't say "why do you still live in Australia", because why do you still live in America?
@chuckyhatchet4397
3 жыл бұрын
I have to say, thank you for the emu puns. They cheered me up, I was feeling kind of emu-tional today.
@adampaul454
3 жыл бұрын
You beat me to it, eggshellent work.
@123yuechris123
3 жыл бұрын
Stop, it makes you look emuture...
@mint_gd4633
3 жыл бұрын
I despise all of you with a hatred only comparable to that of the hate between the Pope and the devil.
@DamienPaceGaming
3 жыл бұрын
I’d say I found this video pretty emusing
@soloauditor
3 жыл бұрын
@@mint_gd4633 LOL... I hope you are enjoying that!!! Have fun! LOL...
@TRAVELLEROFWORLDS
3 жыл бұрын
“And on *that day* in November of 1932, we realised that reality is not a simulation, but rather an *emu-lation.* “ -Professor C. Dundee 🦘
@stevious7278
3 жыл бұрын
That's the best pun yet.
@stankahuna5271
3 жыл бұрын
haha
@flawer1316
3 жыл бұрын
For the great land of Dundee!
@EmeraldEyesEsoteric
3 жыл бұрын
We need an American version of this: alert: US losing the war against Bigfoot.
@thewanderingartists
3 жыл бұрын
US didn't stand a chance.
@catesbros1
3 жыл бұрын
Wild hogs
@scotthedick25
3 жыл бұрын
Mosquitos . Milaria someone lost that war I suppose . and three soldiers doesn't make a war .the EMU and kangaroo is on the Australian coat of arms neither can take a backward step . This joke is as old as why did the chicken cross the road and just an embarrassment to anyone who tells it
@Josh-gb4vo
3 жыл бұрын
SJWs and Influencers
@Ninjersey1
2 жыл бұрын
Lantern fly
@SeRgEaNt_RaNdOm
3 жыл бұрын
Aussies vs Emus: Emus win Aussies vs Nazis: Aussies win Conclusion: Emus are deadlier than Nazis
@cstephenson3749
3 жыл бұрын
Then maybe the aussies should have captured and shipped thousands of emus to the Nazis
@qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm2528
3 жыл бұрын
@Joe Marley lmao
@cstephenson3749
3 жыл бұрын
@Mark Spencer Amerila I still think either a couple of overhead sprays of bird poison on the crops or herding them by plane into shipping corrals like they do the American wild Mustangs would have worked.
@iamgroot4080
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if the Emus had just knives, there would not be even one person standing down under
@cstephenson3749
3 жыл бұрын
@@iamgroot4080 or teeth
@ignauciowitherspoon1618
3 жыл бұрын
Basically they failed so badly at killing the Emus that they decided to call it a war
@mhosman8792
3 жыл бұрын
not just a war but a great war
@plaguemaster308
3 жыл бұрын
This means war
@leightonsappleton4354
3 жыл бұрын
@@mhosman8792 soldiers : please leave our land Emus: no Soldiers: very well then I hereby declare war on you all the first great emu war
@batmitesolos7097
3 жыл бұрын
@@leightonsappleton4354 wait, first? When's the second!!!
@Icon5150
3 жыл бұрын
Can't be worse than the french.
@Dezaxis
3 жыл бұрын
This is why I have so much respect for Emus
@vallisdaemonumofficial
3 жыл бұрын
1920s-30s: Australia's violent war against Emus Mid 2000s: *Australia's culture war against Emos*
@Dcliddellparanormal
3 жыл бұрын
We do hate ‘em.
@BillThrobsme
3 жыл бұрын
War on cyclists atm
@stricko4444
3 жыл бұрын
Nah not emos they’re ok. The eshays tho...
@crazysilly2914
3 жыл бұрын
#cancelemus #emusareoverparty
@paulnolan4971
3 жыл бұрын
I read Emos. Now, I'm just depressed.
@monochrome2838
3 жыл бұрын
"A bounty system was introduced" Bounty: Kill 35 Emus 3500 gold 2500 exp
@baddragon7057
3 жыл бұрын
I farm xp
@Offline-Pirate
3 жыл бұрын
lol you such a gamer
@cgt3704
3 жыл бұрын
Mission: FAILURE A "number" of Emus +0 XP -200.000 gold -1.000.000 bullets - infinite dignity
@amesky4589
3 жыл бұрын
Your funding an impossible quest
@f1shyspace
3 жыл бұрын
@@amesky4589 when you accept a random side quest and realize it’s actually part of the main story and it ends in a boss fight
@YurLocalBomber
2 жыл бұрын
being australian, i am proud of our funny history.
@AntiDecepticonCampaign
3 жыл бұрын
This NEEDS to be a movie. Several movies, maybe a docuseries.
@autohmae
3 жыл бұрын
And a Sabaton song and MV
@deadskinrippers
3 жыл бұрын
Black sheep
@dashroodle9507
3 жыл бұрын
The Aussie version of Lord Of The Rings...
@frogpalpeeper4249
3 жыл бұрын
Too right!
@thomasblanchard6778
3 жыл бұрын
An episode of Monty Python might cover it well enough
@spock686
3 жыл бұрын
The emus obviously had a spy within the Australian armys ranks.
@wayneharrison
3 жыл бұрын
Yes, it was a..............." STOOL PIGEON!!" 😁
@Ryomen_Suluna
3 жыл бұрын
We should have known
@narutohuntmendemon6354
3 жыл бұрын
The long necks in the army
@illinoisman417
3 жыл бұрын
Oh holy shi
@schiz0phren1c
3 жыл бұрын
Surely you don't suspect Sir Christopher Beakson!?! the only member of the Horse Guard to outrun his own Horse regularly?
@r3gret2079
3 жыл бұрын
That lil bunny with the grenade is one of the most adorable things I have ever damn seen.
@LovePeaceBeer
3 жыл бұрын
This story was very... emusing (slowly walks away whistling).
@howardstites2145
3 жыл бұрын
Excellent pun! Did not even think of Emusing, which is emusing to me...
@ihaveeatencheese8878
3 жыл бұрын
GET HIM!
@prepperjonpnw6482
3 жыл бұрын
And here I thought only 42 could spin a pun as good as that! lol That’s almost as corny as a “dad” joke lol or even a “granddad” joke lol
@yourflyisopen
3 жыл бұрын
Haha. 😊👉🚪
@urick15
3 жыл бұрын
Thankfully i have full...emunity to such puns...
@Tony32
3 жыл бұрын
"The enemy advances, we retreat; the enemy camps, we harass; the enemy tires, we attack; the enemy retreats, we pursue" - From the Emu Warfare Handbook
@SimonSenaviev
3 жыл бұрын
will run - they will hunt me in vain I will hide - they'll be searching I'll regroup - feign retreat they'll pursue Coup de grâce I will win but never fight That's the Art of War! - Emu
@thomasblanchard6778
3 жыл бұрын
Sun Tzu would be proud
@joeshmoe6930
3 жыл бұрын
"I'll stop now, I promise." I believe it when I see it. You're a pun fiend. You're addicted.
@v.i.pflame7607
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if it was the great cassowary war, no man would get out alive.
@Moreththerogue
3 жыл бұрын
That's because the cassowaries have drop bears and huge spiders for shock troops.
@Peridolin
3 жыл бұрын
Their Bunyip assassins are legendary.
@sirandrelefaedelinoge
3 жыл бұрын
@@Peridolin ...and Yowees...
@TheMichaelStott
3 жыл бұрын
Cassowarys are Emus that past SASR selection
@randomuser847
3 жыл бұрын
I really don’t want to imagine that because I live quite close to Queensland
@frogpalpeeper4249
3 жыл бұрын
Note to self: If I ever find myself in a disagreement with an an emu, I will just let the bird win.
@andrewotaku1679
3 жыл бұрын
"I suggest a new strategy, R2: let the emu win."
@kvas6255
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine getting outsmarted by a bird when you two machine guns 😂😂😂 never gonna live it down 🤣
@michaelkarlin3727
3 жыл бұрын
I know right
@DamonNomad82
3 жыл бұрын
Sings in Australian: "I fought the Emus and the Emus won!"
@jerrychianciola717
3 жыл бұрын
L
@shinyjirachi272
3 жыл бұрын
I wonder who else got the reference, and also knows Australian is just English.
@rodney1818
3 жыл бұрын
I did it was hilarious
@justwilliam4802
3 жыл бұрын
Is there an actual Australian language? Like Celtic for the Irish and Anglo Saxon for the English? It’s something to think about. I’m prolly just being a dunce tho
@rodney1818
3 жыл бұрын
@@justwilliam4802 no they meant accent i did not correct them because im not petty
@comments.are.turned.off...
3 жыл бұрын
PLEASE SEND HELP! I'm being held captive by Emu's just outside of Perth, Western Australia. The War never ended. Don't believe what the birds tell you. They're not what you think.
@A_Stereotypical_Heretic
2 жыл бұрын
@@Kiddos77 dude you're talking to an emu...don't fall for it.
@corrinflakes9659
2 жыл бұрын
@@A_Stereotypical_Heretic Unfortunately yes their account was compromised by the Emus.
@mmadmic
4 ай бұрын
@@corrinflakes9659 They are the best at faking computers, who do you think had invented EMUlation ?
@peterpandawhacker9236
3 жыл бұрын
Australians: * own farms * Emu's: Its free real estate!
@Moreththerogue
3 жыл бұрын
Look! The farmers were nice enough to put fencing to keep out the predators!
@billwagschal6014
3 жыл бұрын
Private property is theft. EMU First philosophy.🤠
@Koala1203
3 жыл бұрын
"When they approach, we run away." -Some Emu leader's war speech, 1932
@generichomosapien4666
3 жыл бұрын
Yea
@adog8811
3 жыл бұрын
birb
@colemanbubar5098
3 жыл бұрын
Berd
@SameLif3
3 жыл бұрын
Also the only country to eat it’s national animal lol
@PhilHug1
3 жыл бұрын
"Sir, you're a genius."
@BlueCanary434
2 жыл бұрын
Nature: We have laws of evolution and rules of what’s possible Australia:
@angrydragonslayer
3 жыл бұрын
At least the birds were respectable The chinese lost to sparrows And had ~40k casualties
@TheKenchanx
3 жыл бұрын
Wonder if he'll do a video on it?
@Ranadinn
3 жыл бұрын
Also the 45 million civilian casualties that happened because of it.
@juhbell
3 жыл бұрын
Wait what?
@angrydragonslayer
3 жыл бұрын
@@juhbell they proclaimed war on the sparrows the sparrows didnt eat the bugs they usually eat bugs ate a lot of crops like 10k chinese people died trying to kill sparrows and this directly contributed to one of the larger chinese communist famines and then the sparrows returned
@juhbell
3 жыл бұрын
@@angrydragonslayer how the heck did so many people die trying to kill birds?
@jstone247
3 жыл бұрын
I am Australian. And over 60 years old. I have never heard of this. They on our coat of arms!
@jstone247
3 жыл бұрын
And I am from West Australia.
@ferengiprofiteer9145
3 жыл бұрын
Well, you wouldn't shout this from the roof tops now would you?
@tictoc3148
3 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for the great rabbit war to be leaked, I can imagine how that went for u lot lol
@moscow9394
3 жыл бұрын
It's probably because the dang government covered up this Emu war to not boost any confidence with the animal rights activists lol
@howardstites2145
3 жыл бұрын
This is Kevin from the U.S.. Checked out the Australian coat of arms and an Emu is prominently displayed. Wonder if Australians then were not all together happy about the attempted wiping out of the Emu population, save the farmers of course. Understandable that farmers would not be thrilled with crops being eaten, which apparently also rabbits were responsible for. Thoughty 2 seems to have opened up an interesting topic that many were not aware of. Fascinating...
@Crackpot_Astronaut
3 жыл бұрын
I've heard the great Emu War referenced plenty of times, but I had no idea it was this legit and ridiculous. What a fantastic part of history.
@ricksanchez5845
3 жыл бұрын
“Spiders the size of you head” - 42 Realistically spiders the size of a screaming head
@elloco121212
3 жыл бұрын
The Huntsman spider is a house spider in the suburbs is no bigger than 3 fingers Max look it up NOW you get the same spider in the outback and this thing becomes bigger than a salad Plater a good 40cm wide, as it kills mice and other small animals you can google it up,. I am in Australia and once I put my sun visor and I had it right in front of me I jumped to the passenger sit, where my brother was sitting, and he said you meant to be driving hahaha, but when you kill them they are no bigger than your little finger, they have long legs thus they are good jumpers.
@ricksanchez5845
3 жыл бұрын
@@elloco121212 ya I have seen videos of the huntsman spider. Big and fast and proof that I will never visit anyplace tropical
@Obscurai
3 жыл бұрын
Got out of car in Brisbane that was parked under a mango tree, heard a loud thump, turned around to see a large huntsman. I ran so fast out from under that tree...
@ricksanchez5845
3 жыл бұрын
@@Obscurai that’s the spiders car now, I would have passed the keys to it and told it to have a nice day. No spider should make a thump sound when landing on a car
@jantschierschky3461
3 жыл бұрын
@@ricksanchez5845 huntsman are great housemates. They get rid of lot of creepy crawlies.
@KaasIsLekker
3 жыл бұрын
*This emu in the thumbnail is a badass*
@Canalcoholic
3 жыл бұрын
Title and thumbnail work fine, LEAVE THEM ALONE!
@KaasIsLekker
3 жыл бұрын
@@Canalcoholic haha hope it will stay like this
@l0rd_of_hollows681
3 жыл бұрын
Chadmu not a Virgin-Ostridge
@CommissarChaotic
3 жыл бұрын
Indubitably.
@darknessanddistance4469
3 жыл бұрын
Is that a subspecies ?
@DorianTheReaper
3 жыл бұрын
Had a great time laughing at all the emuzing puns, thanks dude!
@eurosonly
3 жыл бұрын
1930s america: tornados and drought and lack of money 1930s australia: war on emus
@jono4000
3 жыл бұрын
Haha this is an interesting comment. Like wtf was the rest of the world upto in the 1930s? Haha
@strangegreenthing
2 жыл бұрын
@@jono4000 the great depression
@dizzyheather
3 жыл бұрын
The emu with the Helmut and cigar had me in tears laughing so hard, I had to pause the vid.
@StephenJ0
3 жыл бұрын
Emu's are native animals in Australia. The real wars we lost are to cats gone feral. Horses that went feral and of course rabbits.
@rowdy5697
3 жыл бұрын
Don't forget the bloody camels.
@revert6417
3 жыл бұрын
Aussie here, Too soon guys, still too soon. Peace.
@Lion-O-Richie2040
3 жыл бұрын
Looooool
@lobsterminion693
3 жыл бұрын
Peace was never an option - Emus
@howardstites2145
3 жыл бұрын
My name is Kevin and I live in the U.S.. This video was hilarious and I was cheering for the Emu's who apparently are most excellent strategists...
@moegardner1
3 жыл бұрын
I remember from the times I used to hunt turkeys, their feathers were something else. We were taught to always shoot for the head, something never done in any other species. The reason, the composition of the feathers and the way they were layered. After picking up a shot bird , you could shake it and the shotgun pellets would rain off them . The pellets that hit the head and neck were often the only ones to do damage. I imagine emus were much the same.
@larcberger1559
3 жыл бұрын
Imagine youre some poor soldier and you run out of emmunition and a gaggle of bulletproof satan geese roll up on you like 2:16
@thegamehouse4245
3 жыл бұрын
OH FU-
@stephengere3937
3 жыл бұрын
"Bulletproof Satan Geese" 😂
@Commenter26
3 жыл бұрын
The fact that Australia went to war with a bunch of flightless is birds is not just emusing its *HYSTERICAL*
@SerenityM54L2SAM5L5N1
3 жыл бұрын
Gonna have to emulate that pun 🤣
@dylanguignion2036
3 жыл бұрын
wait, i watched a video stating austrailia and canada were the only countries not to be defeated in war. so only canada?
@RictusHolloweye
3 жыл бұрын
@@dylanguignion2036 - It was a draw.
@lilybean9585
3 жыл бұрын
As an Australian I have to agree with you
@rajatbose893
3 жыл бұрын
And the fact that they lost to the birds makes it terrifying
@oracleofdelphi4533
3 жыл бұрын
Let's take a different look at this. Australian Government: I want you to hunt down a thousand dinosaurs. I'm only going to give you 2 Lewis guns.
@stiofanofirghil1916
3 жыл бұрын
They are descended from them.. 👍
@hippiedude2232
3 жыл бұрын
This was very emusing. I’m surprised that the ausies didn’t attack their emune system tho.
@generichomosapien4666
3 жыл бұрын
Dammit
@codedstar25shotz29
3 жыл бұрын
Bruh
@1TrueGem
3 жыл бұрын
Good ones! 👍
@robb3931
3 жыл бұрын
Lol, funny thing is more than that Australians are the only country in the world that eats the animals on there Coat of Arms,
@jantschierschky3461
3 жыл бұрын
@@robb3931 nice tucker
@William190
2 жыл бұрын
That image of a rabbit holding a grenade is the cutest thing I've seen in months.
@thung6714
3 жыл бұрын
The true apex on the planet is feathered, and lives in Australia.
@joshuasterling2144
3 жыл бұрын
Too bad the Haste's eagle is extinct, they would have crushed the emu's...lol.
@AbhijayAgarwal
3 жыл бұрын
They're just waiting for ww3, so they can take advantage of the situation that would be present
@ARatherDapperTapir
3 жыл бұрын
Crabs and gators don't have feathers
@Lord_Numpty
3 жыл бұрын
Yes... the Magpie truly is a magnificent bird.
@WayneCXT99
3 жыл бұрын
"...and eat your face as soon as you look at it!" Sounds like enderman to me
@forgedinferno5033
3 жыл бұрын
Lesson learned, don't mess with the Aussie thunder goose
@friedrichgerster1583
3 жыл бұрын
Why u have all to kill what feels?
@forgedinferno5033
3 жыл бұрын
@@friedrichgerster1583 either I'm having a stroke or something isn't making sense here.
@friedrichgerster1583
3 жыл бұрын
@@forgedinferno5033 i dont know..controlling population would make more sense than starting a war..
@forgedinferno5033
3 жыл бұрын
@@friedrichgerster1583 well they tried controlling the population by starting a war. Either way, my point still stands.
@dylanguignion2036
3 жыл бұрын
Thunder? Down Under? send in some TNT Oi Oi Oi
@alpurl
3 жыл бұрын
This is comical as h*ll... Sad thing is, emus are not known for being intelligent creatures.
@loremasterlizard2839
3 жыл бұрын
One might even say they are a little bit bird brained.
@alpurl
3 жыл бұрын
@@loremasterlizard2839 aye, they are.
@philidor9657
3 жыл бұрын
@@loremasterlizard2839 beat me to it :-(
@anthonycoca2202
3 жыл бұрын
Neither are most people...
@nooneimportant2591
3 жыл бұрын
@@philidor9657 the emus probably will
@velibrian
3 жыл бұрын
The emu puns were actually kinda funny good work you made my morning with this video
@ecm84ee
3 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious. I'm a kiwi and I'm so giving my aussie mates shit about this! 🤣
@jasemac5391
3 жыл бұрын
Choice Bro 😎 👍🏻🇦🇺
@cahjkgngnksk2009
3 жыл бұрын
Just so we stop giving you shit about sheep
@Euro.Patriot
3 жыл бұрын
@@cahjkgngnksk2009 We have more sheep than people in our country too though.
@robert-brydson-1
2 жыл бұрын
problem is we love it, and this means eventually the kiwis will try to steal the story ( like Pavlova and now Lamingtons ),,,,,,,,, the great Kiwi war ?
@samo4866
3 жыл бұрын
They may not be known for their accounting skills, but apparently they're good at insurance.
@CT--xo4yc
3 жыл бұрын
Lemu the Emu and doug
@Akram_El-Masry
3 жыл бұрын
Aiming is hard when you're upside down
@agalah408
3 жыл бұрын
A friend has two pet emus that wander around his house (outside that is). They have been raised from chicks and greet any visitors. While a wedding photographer was trying to take shots one day, they kept on getting in the way of every pic. Mostly harmless, unless you are a snail.
@dejanr6958
3 жыл бұрын
Here is the material for Sabaton’s new song called: "to the last swing of the wings".
@De_Chappo
3 жыл бұрын
We absolutely need a sabaton song about the emu war
@juliusofthelake1458
3 жыл бұрын
Y E S
@krevchenko6238
3 жыл бұрын
World war cock
@krevchenko6238
3 жыл бұрын
oh wait
@krevchenko6238
3 жыл бұрын
That went of wrong now im gonna get banned and this is gonna suck
@cashhegs1573
3 жыл бұрын
as an Aussie myself yes we lost the war against an animal
@cjod33
3 жыл бұрын
Being an old school ausi, I find this hilarious. We old school ausis love to laugh at ourselves. Unlike our modern day ausis that can't take a joke!
@olcraigsen
3 жыл бұрын
It's like that all over , nobody can take it. Everybody's way too uptight and cannot relax.
@Toastrackman
3 жыл бұрын
@@olcraigsen Thank the bloody PC brigade for that, and the woke nannies.
@loremasterlizard2839
3 жыл бұрын
Is what happens when you put a feminist in charge of the country.
@ferengiprofiteer9145
3 жыл бұрын
Leftists have no sense of humor. A life of lacking common sense does that to you.
@OlGregge
3 жыл бұрын
"modern day" Aussies have to put up with Americans laughing at us because they think we seriously lost a war against emus. I personally can't even have a decent discussion let alone an argument because HURRDURR EMUS gets brought up. Maybe I'm just unlucky but it's driving me insane.
@SouperSaiyan96
3 жыл бұрын
Damn the ozzies must've been really emutional about this loss. At least now we have the answer to what happens when a powerful military force meets an emuvable object.
@forlon9970
3 жыл бұрын
no just no
@darkfang932
3 жыл бұрын
ba-dum-tss
@DeeJay003
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@AbrahamLincoln4
3 жыл бұрын
"Get out." - Gordon Ramsay
@johnmurkwater1064
3 жыл бұрын
Punny... 😜
@tckenyon89
2 жыл бұрын
I just want to say you did a great job putting this together. Great editing, funny, and entertaining.
@alfandosavant4639
3 жыл бұрын
This guy's voice is calming. He's a good story teller.
@alphachad7093
3 жыл бұрын
Gay
@UwU-ok2jr
3 жыл бұрын
@@alphachad7093 bruh how's that gay
@blackoceancreativeuniverse
3 жыл бұрын
The theme song to the war was "I fought the Claw and the Claw won".
@Tinaturtle191
3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂
@blackoceancreativeuniverse
3 жыл бұрын
@@Tinaturtle191 thanks, kid.
@tommywinehouse1742
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Best comment
@nhmooytis7058
3 жыл бұрын
👍
@blackoceancreativeuniverse
3 жыл бұрын
@@nhmooytis7058 Thanks, kid.
@funkygrooves9224
3 жыл бұрын
I knew those things were god damn killing machines after one bit me at a feeding zoo.
@jingowarrior4285
3 жыл бұрын
When Arran (Thoughty2) made the joke about Neighbours Britts and Aussies: 😂😂 Everyone else:
@zazethe6553
3 жыл бұрын
Neighbours was broadcasted since 30 years or more in Belgium as well, and I think most of europe.
@gabbyrico4877
3 жыл бұрын
U.S yep pretty much I didn't get it
@scifibri2376
3 жыл бұрын
Might as well have made a joke about the TV show The two Ronnies
@angelsaltamontes7336
3 жыл бұрын
I listened to Emus In The Morning for YEARS. He was tops. I'm not surprised Austria couldn't beat him.
@UwU-ok2jr
3 жыл бұрын
It wasn't Austria it was Australia
@toddkurzbard
3 жыл бұрын
Neither could Australia.
@quackerdoodle2831
3 жыл бұрын
Us: how many emu puns did you use Thoughty: yes
@baddragonite
3 жыл бұрын
War...War Never Changes... Australia: Hold my feather cap
@evasartorius9528
Жыл бұрын
You guys had way too much fun with this one....thanks.
@sigmar2331
3 жыл бұрын
The Great Goat War: *"Fortunate Son intensify"*
@YeetusCalculus
3 жыл бұрын
The virgin Australia vs the chad Ecuador
@ComeOnGe
3 жыл бұрын
I’m stupid, 😩😞 what does this mean?
@sigmar2331
3 жыл бұрын
@@ComeOnGe kzitem.info/news/bejne/14yNs32pgX-Cg6g
@QUVO1900
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@Theggman83
3 жыл бұрын
I was in Afghanistan in 2010... I don't think we have a theme song. Hopefully it's not one of those Toby Keith songs... You know the ones.
@JeanLucCaptain
3 жыл бұрын
farming: hard backbreaking work... but we have been diggin trenches for 4 years so it all good mates!
@vaporwingfauxmcloud1190
3 жыл бұрын
I love Emus they're so adorable but mean 😂
@SamuelTheAdept
3 жыл бұрын
Child: “Mom can we have WW3?” Mom: “We have WW3 at home” WW3 at home:
@primarchkhas726
3 жыл бұрын
Old
@yagami1134
3 жыл бұрын
dude this was BEFORE the second war -_-
@primarchkhas726
3 жыл бұрын
@@yagami1134 shhhh. They just want their moment with an overused joke. Even if theirs is nonsense
@-Rabit-
3 жыл бұрын
Nice one
@Abel0528
Жыл бұрын
The narration 👏 I couldn't stop laughing 😂 well done.
@MrScaramanga16
3 жыл бұрын
I've been saying for years that this needs to be a movie
@WestonNey
3 жыл бұрын
They hadn’t lost a single one of their men. 😆 I’m dead.
@pasindudinusha6507
3 жыл бұрын
imagine if they could fight back. He'll have casualties then
@Jim-dy4wv
3 жыл бұрын
@@pasindudinusha6507 Emus do fight back and thats also why its pretty impressive that no one was injured. and emus have the power in its big ass feet to rip open your intestines. Its rare but they can do it especially since they run up to 50km (30 miles) per hour.
@andymanaus1077
3 жыл бұрын
Only because his men had the good sense to keep a distance between themselves and the emus. Emus are dumb and will run away if they can but if cornered they are extremely dangerous and have killed people. Their toes aren't used for kicking, they are used for ripping into your guts if you try to grab them. They are absolutely capable of killing anyone who is stupid enough to pick a fight with one.
@blizzard1198
3 жыл бұрын
@The_Jaguar_ Knight you see the thing is he killed them with guns can a man with blades win against a gun no he can't so it's fcking stupid to brag
@rustedgaming8224
3 жыл бұрын
This is a accurate representation of Australia Emus are very dangerous
@HepCatJack
3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the farmers had an emu-tionnal reaction that got out of hand.
@hilltopboyz3002
3 жыл бұрын
The full documentary of this is hilarious. Lol the good old days 🤣
@5spec
3 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: I actually didn't find out about the war via this video, but by a RŌBLOX game about it.
@zanemeckel8848
3 жыл бұрын
imagine the Australian radio at the time: We have declared war on another enemy. after the biggest war ever in history, we will be facing another menacing enemy. the military has already been supplying veterans and are enrolling them back into war with the newest technologies. May we wish them luck so we can regain our crops. I repeat Australia has declared another war... *People crying* Did you tell them who were fighting? Oh yes, we will be facing a relentless enemy that has been destroying our crops for years now. *people cry more* EMUS!
@peterbuckley3877
3 жыл бұрын
We never lost, that’s a fallacy we called a truce after the second emu war.
@howardstites2145
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@nathanhyde2079
3 жыл бұрын
And now you have a great mice war happening.
@nathanbrooks4546
2 жыл бұрын
@@nathanhyde2079 Yeah, the fucking mice keep breeding and eating the crops
@FunniyMan
2 жыл бұрын
@@nathanhyde2079 Your telling me an entire fucking war is happening in my country and I don’t even know about it? I guess I should stay more up to date.
@yoholup19
2 жыл бұрын
Wait second
@Pensive_Scarlet
3 жыл бұрын
USAmerican conspiracy theories: underground government base has sudden war with mysterious tunnel aliens Australian reality: real world chocobos are more horrifying and destructive than mysterious little grey space fellows and their fascination with pranking farmers
@SergioLeonardoCornejo
3 жыл бұрын
More like dinosaurs. Emus are descendants of the moa. The moa are the connecting species between birds and dinosaurs.
@曾志海-c4z
3 жыл бұрын
@@SergioLeonardoCornejo birds are actually descends of dinosaurs, and emu is one kind of bird.
@SergioLeonardoCornejo
3 жыл бұрын
@@曾志海-c4z that's what I said...
@godfreypoon5148
3 жыл бұрын
I misread that as choco bros.
@archimedes2261
3 жыл бұрын
The Emus Vietcong were responsible 😀
@irenefraser5635
Жыл бұрын
Our feathered little Emu's are still wandering around our vast country. You video was absolutely hilarious. Didn't realise they tried to eradicate them. Poor Emu. Glad they won🦘🇦🇺
@krisrageboy5543
3 жыл бұрын
Emu general be like* Send them to gulag boy's lets teach those pesants who's the weat field king!🤣🤣🤣
@juliequiney4078
3 жыл бұрын
I live in Queensland and we aren’t allowed to have rabbits as pets
@FraktalPriest
3 жыл бұрын
@Master Of puppets Literally they're running around in my local park. Super cute. Probably full of covid, hahaha!
@scottnofrendz3567
3 жыл бұрын
* Queenslander walks into living room and shocked to see rabbit, shoots it... Queenslander : ahh fuck! Me fucking pet!
@j.m3702
3 жыл бұрын
From Florida to Texas wild hogs are destroying farm land and woodlands..and they will attack you,,they will eat you gees
@ShadowPhenix273
3 жыл бұрын
"will the great rabbit war be next?" As an Australian, i declare war against the rabbits
@susangill45
3 жыл бұрын
This was one of the most fun time I have had listening to an educational presentation..well documented as to reason why they had a problem, follow up as to possible solution. Then the follow through of the plan with how it came out, all done with a bit of tongue in check humor!
@silvialuzmia
3 жыл бұрын
"A veteran of Emu's War" I take that title and proudly tell story to my childern TwT
@GAME-et4ds
2 жыл бұрын
This was the day us Aussies lost a great battle to our enemies this war is now forever ongoing send us help
@dilrubaahmed9757
3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the good ol' The Road Runner show 🙂
@howardstites2145
3 жыл бұрын
Meep Meep...
@McNighthawk750
3 жыл бұрын
Remember the Emu Wars because they're planning a second attack after their numbers return. This time they'll be wearing tilley's
@nobleharvey9935
2 жыл бұрын
THIS is my favorite video of all time! Every year we toast to the Emu! Accounting skills, military tactics, winning thier rights, valiant birds. We celebrate on November 3rd!
@sirandrelefaedelinoge
3 жыл бұрын
This wheat belongs to us now ... by order of the Beaky fookin' Blinders...
@LewisOfAranda
3 жыл бұрын
I still can't get over the fact that Thoughty does all this work all by himself. It's just amazing!
@LewisOfAranda
3 жыл бұрын
@The_Jaguar_ Knight LOL you're 100% right. I must have been thinking of Lemmino or something :)
@officialspock
3 жыл бұрын
@@LewisOfAranda lemino has a team as well
@LewisOfAranda
3 жыл бұрын
@@officialspock Hmm, by now I'm scared of commenting, but in his latest AMA he said he doesn't. I don't know - either way, their videos are better than any garbage you could find on TV, so bless 'em.
@Lion-O-Richie2040
3 жыл бұрын
Caught in your lies...
@LewisOfAranda
3 жыл бұрын
@@Lion-O-Richie2040 True. I don't know if lies is the word I'd choose though.
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