Jim: You've done this mofo so dirty John: There is something wrong with me Jim Jim: Why are you doing this? John: I don't know. Should I kill myself? Jim: No, lets just finish what we started. John: Ooh, a heat pack!
@trouble_kid9940
4 ай бұрын
The “he was kinda weeird” killed me 😂😂
@OhShiverMeTimbers
6 ай бұрын
"What do you want to do, go give him his gun back?" "I think we're past that" 🤣🤣
@treevnor
6 ай бұрын
stoned, eating wings, no work next week, watching smoke. doesn’t really get much better than this.
@navigator8222
5 ай бұрын
You could try getting a girlfriend.
@Nobodyevencares27
5 ай бұрын
@@navigator8222 lol meanie
@user-ki3ks4fd6i
5 ай бұрын
@@navigator8222you should try not being a pathetic loser.
@Mightymouse126
4 ай бұрын
@@navigator8222guarantee you don’t have a girlfriend, and if by some chance you do….. she’s hit like a mf
@berdyderg900
18 күн бұрын
@@Mightymouse126how would you know something like this? Comments like this always just seem like projection or you're incredibly petty
@kx65andyx85rider
6 ай бұрын
We’ve been reunited, welcome back gentlemen. Sit down, grab a drink and remove any distractions for this one.
@cordelllitus2630
6 ай бұрын
Ngl
@wesleyv5934
6 ай бұрын
Fr fr
@Nonaps512
6 ай бұрын
Well said sir. As always, enjoy the fun
@misosoup47
6 ай бұрын
Amen
@Mdub-84
6 ай бұрын
Smoke got us wait like fiending crackheads for the new video drop.. come on baby.. I need my fix
@mattparks8434
6 ай бұрын
This is the most hilarious chaos of early game events I've ever seen. They rob a guy, feel bad about it, run up on two people and kill one who happened to be new, making them feel worse and then that dudes teammate is the guy they robbed. Amazing.
@DrakainaZero
6 ай бұрын
and then his boy wastes the dude they just robbed lmao. that poor dude got done so dirty
@ysirtk6949
6 ай бұрын
That is literally the most I've ever heard Smoke laugh hysterically at one time. I'm dying.
@astronime
5 ай бұрын
You should watch the Halloween special, the second segment is hysterical and I’ve never heard smoke laugh more at the end
@ysirtk6949
5 ай бұрын
@@astronime You can't post this and not post a link my guy. LINK ME! I can't seem to find it.
@7rixee
5 ай бұрын
The store is another classic. Probably know that one too. His on another level spinning these head trips on the spot. They work so well they almost seem pre-planned.
@CloudNaps
6 ай бұрын
"It's like a chocolate cake and I'm a chubby kid" You're too funny bro 🤣
@slamdogbillonair
6 ай бұрын
you may not be self proclaimed but boss you are surely a Day Z legend
@Kj13203
6 ай бұрын
I recently discovered Smoke. How i’ve been missing out on DayZ. Watching these videos fills my desire to want to play. Thank you Mr Smoke
@Alfred-Neuman
6 ай бұрын
Since you are new around here, did you know that Smoke is playing DayZ with the inverted mouse? (And all the other games too, I'm pretty sure.) Every time I'm watching his videos I'm always blown away by this fact. lol
@gm1ddy
6 ай бұрын
its 50% off on steam right now, you will not regret, trust
@scooterking136
6 ай бұрын
welcome!
@paranormalrespectingspirit5190
6 ай бұрын
I don't even know what i need to play DayZ can't find it on Steam but hell I watch a tone of videos of the game
@user-hq6ln6td5f
6 ай бұрын
It's on Steam. Also XBOX and PS, but PC is 100% the way to go.
@johnny3fingers13
6 ай бұрын
“You’re just gonna keep fuckimg up Dave’s night…. YES SIRRRR!” I’m dead
@floridadonkfishing9848
6 ай бұрын
I’ve literally been watching old videos for 3 days. Perfect timing cause I’ve rewatched almost every video. Thanks for the content brother always puts a smile on my face.
@slobodan243
6 ай бұрын
Me too haha
@Max10254
6 ай бұрын
True, now I watched every video, and now I need content to watch xD
@FrostyJungle
6 ай бұрын
No cap, jonesing 😂😂
@thedaybreak6576
6 ай бұрын
Smoke being too smart for himself by cutting up those rags is hilarious 😂
@falming0
6 ай бұрын
in who cares news, ive just had a second heart surgery this year and i recently came across this channel. Its scratched my dayz itch and i love the shitshow half of these turn out to be, thanks for the laughs and the videos. Big fan from melbourne aus
@Procedurallydegeneratedjohn
6 ай бұрын
Heart surgery is no joke dude, hope you have a good recovery
@deanridley8
6 ай бұрын
Take it easy dude
@Tom-ib2fg
6 ай бұрын
Dude needed heart surgery after playing too much DayZ and stressing his ticker out too much
@falming0
6 ай бұрын
@@Procedurallydegeneratedjohn still alive bro so no complaints, thanks though have a good chrissy!
@falming0
6 ай бұрын
@@deanridley8 haha learning how to slow down is hard man, have a good christmas!
@stingerz122
6 ай бұрын
I love the simplicity of smokes edited videos.. you don't need a bunch of crazy b roll footage and cutscenes to make an entertaining dayz video
@tonydev631
6 ай бұрын
I swear the guy smoke runs with , is the 1st guy he meets on Smokes “legend of the Beast Master”
@Rustyfork_25
6 ай бұрын
Yeah he went with the name Luke
@tonydev631
6 ай бұрын
I 1st watched The legend of the beastmaster just as smoke released it. I had not long had a drop of LSD. It was amazing.
@tonydev631
6 ай бұрын
Kept watching it over and over. Brandon was funny
@Rustyfork_25
6 ай бұрын
@tonydev631 Smokes vids funnily enough are way better while on some shit, I get you mane
@josephmurray648
6 ай бұрын
Bro you have the best dayz content on KZitem. I would rather watch your gameplay than actually play myself lol keep the content coming
@linkinemerson8620
6 ай бұрын
smoke & runningmanz for sure. they are different, but voth dont overtalk if you get what I mean. & I have never learned how to navigate the launcher, half them I get errors trying to join even after all the mods download, or just find servers with far too many mods that I dont care for. when I cant even figure out how to get in the game the last thing I care to learn is 50 mods for base building & trading systems. anyway my point is I never play anymore I just enjoy watching the guys I mentioned.
@TheDayZEnthusiasts
6 ай бұрын
You would enjoy his twitch streams then!
@toddyrightonit
6 ай бұрын
It’s been a while since we’ve had a true psychopath as a partner 😂 I love it
@ryancooper780
6 ай бұрын
Smoke is the funniest dude I swear 😂 This dude's humor is just so damn good, 17:56 really got me 😂 Also when John shot that dude in the back 😂
@bobbolan4672
6 ай бұрын
And then said "I feel bad". LMAO 🤣😂🤣😂
@benwebb7698
6 ай бұрын
This is hands down one of the funniest videos you've put out. When you started cutting up those jumpsuit pants I actually screamed at my phone. And then you trying every angle to blame him. Fucking hysterical!
@World_Premier
Ай бұрын
Funniest dude you've run with. Dude was a total wildcard lol
@swiggityswagswagman1605
6 ай бұрын
Man you guys stood no chance at the end but still put up a good fight. Great video as always!
@aleseaux
6 ай бұрын
the most poetic subversion I've ever seen
@Peewee__32
6 ай бұрын
“That’s John, this is Dave” *turns to a pile of flesh and human meat.. lmfao
@babysnaykes
6 ай бұрын
Heartpounding ending. This game, man
@nicksurvives4804
3 ай бұрын
"You're god damn right, that's your fault"😂
@BG.........
6 ай бұрын
Yesssssss! A smoke video to go with my post 14hr shift beers! ☺️☺️
@Drewzki
6 ай бұрын
A bit of smoke on a cold winter day, just what I was wanting for Christmas
@mycomboisdeadly3542
6 ай бұрын
Just in time…came down with the flu and my first day with it smoke uploads! Appreciate ya brotha man. makin this dudes illness slightly better
@serenity3277
6 ай бұрын
Same broooo, hope you recover quickly man
@astrowerm
6 ай бұрын
You are so deadly with the snipes Smoke, love seeing those sursprising no scopes too
@rkcurry
6 ай бұрын
this is 100% accurate, authentic vorkuta footage lol
@Jadepapa
6 ай бұрын
Man, i was on the edge of my seat in the end!
@T33NAG3NINJA
6 ай бұрын
The pants killed me 😂
@ThomasYuh
6 ай бұрын
we need more smoke! I was so wishful hoping for a different ending, but in my heart i knew it was over after hearing that VSD 😂
@Shibalba
6 ай бұрын
Shiey and Smoke dropped a video. I love it.
@RunawayTruckRamp
6 ай бұрын
Glad to see another Shiey follower, top tier content. Smoke/Shiey>Every other content creator.
@chrisburns514
6 ай бұрын
Lmaoo when he gets into the crazy bunkers I’m always thinking about Namalsk lol
@dreae4531
6 ай бұрын
Shiey the train guy?
@Shibalba
6 ай бұрын
Hell yeah brother!@@dreae4531
@slamdogbillonair
6 ай бұрын
^^^??@@dreae4531
@onoffservo
6 ай бұрын
Ur weird creepy gameplay is my favorite style of playthru
@fancy0112
6 ай бұрын
Love you smoke keep it up buddy. Look forward to every video. Your sense of humor and voice are enough to cure a man of his woes
@slobonmyrobz4352
6 ай бұрын
“Witness meee” 😂😂
@DACRAF01
5 ай бұрын
You guys were a great duo, loved the energy back and forth between the two. Awesome vid as always!
@elvoandro7087
6 ай бұрын
The best dayz content creator
@madscientist3665
6 ай бұрын
RIP Dave 😂😂
@WhyzJ
6 ай бұрын
Babe wake up its a new smoke video
@tetsuoooo_on_twitch
6 ай бұрын
I’m going to check that spot for guns from now on.
@dll3151
6 ай бұрын
Thanks for another DayZ story! You are the best, dawg!
@Hairyloft
6 ай бұрын
What a run, Smoke and Dayz never disappoint.
@davidthenguyen
5 ай бұрын
"I've got bullets. From the four guys I killed" "I killed 4 of them"
@jpbarnett3366
5 ай бұрын
Dude I could not stop laughing for this entire video
@jamespuffer2889
6 ай бұрын
I’m a simple man. I see a new Smoke upload, I like the video, and I enjoy watching it. Thank you as always Smoke for the awesome content.
@nintendbro3275
6 ай бұрын
Perfect timing. I just watched a bunch of your old videos haha good to be back boys 🤙
@theHardChargerVids
6 ай бұрын
You were kinda dirty in this one lol. A good smoke an evil smoke…swings the pendulum
@InsidiousCC
6 ай бұрын
He lives! Been waiting over a month for your next video
@IvanSanchez-si9ur
6 ай бұрын
Loved it men thxs for uploading
@fourtwentycg
6 ай бұрын
Oh lordy lordy! Smoke gave us a video to enjoy with our brains on this beautiful thursday? I never would have thought I'd get off work to such a miraculous upload on a Thursday of all days!! Thanks player I appreciate you! Happy holidays my dude!
@Creepydroid
6 ай бұрын
I love how u chop the pants up and then realize that the panta where to wear
@lunarluxe9832
6 ай бұрын
When you were cutting up the pants i was like wtf... beavis and butthead skit lol
@0r4ng3p33l
6 ай бұрын
Nothing like waking up to a smoke video ❤
@gabrielhedin1697
5 ай бұрын
"This is...Dave." hahaha
@NoName-dm8pc
6 ай бұрын
Was watching your old videos earlier another W visual
@YourDemiseIn1080p
6 ай бұрын
inspiration at it's finest :D you always put me in the mood to record :)
@CharlieandtheRed-dn8ol
6 ай бұрын
I was there when you did this live a month or two ago! Super memorable haha that ending
@durkey01
6 ай бұрын
what a christmas gift! thank you smoke!!
@ayyjack
6 ай бұрын
the chocolate cake/chubby kid analogy was maybe the most funny shit smoke has ever said
@DeNorsemen
6 ай бұрын
Only 9 minutes in and it’s already sooo good
@darkenigma3
6 ай бұрын
Best, most enjoyable dayz streamer. Its like a movie. I dont even play Dayz. Its just the funnest thing to watch. The only Dayz streamer ill watch actually
@patmiller7045
6 ай бұрын
Alright my man is back! Thanks for making my day bro.
@guycd1
6 ай бұрын
I had a full blow compound at the church just outside this city that lasted for MONTHS before a team finally raided it. Had hundreds of guns and explosives hidden away, Nemalsk is easily my favorite map. Takes a special kinda crazy to survive in the cold out there.
@christianc.2664
6 ай бұрын
Im a simple man. I see Smoke I click.
@originalterrorsquad
6 ай бұрын
Hello you all. This smoke video brings us together again before the holidays. HAPPY HOLIDAYS
@jonathanjones993
6 ай бұрын
Glad you're back! Great video. I haven't watched it yet.
@VorkutaRat
6 ай бұрын
I was working on an album and seen you uploaded, had to pause n watch
@wavehellhole
4 ай бұрын
“Hey, I won’t do that to you.”
@ToddReuterOutdoors
6 ай бұрын
The fact that smoke doesn’t have at least 1 million subscribers is criminal.
@lunarluxe9832
6 ай бұрын
"I feel bad... Oh he had a heat pack nice"
@S.o.13
6 ай бұрын
Best pre Xmas evening gift New bed and a smoke video, gonna roll one and enjoy it. Have a beautiful rest of the year smoke and everyone else too.
@lilceemoney
6 ай бұрын
Worth the wait, love the content smoke
@bobbolan4672
6 ай бұрын
17:13 "I feel bad." NO YOU DON'T! LMAO 😂
@MrMeen
6 ай бұрын
This was entertaining AF
@maxhewitt4381
6 ай бұрын
I've been waiting for a smoke video and definitely Not disappointed.
@solution6690
6 ай бұрын
This was epic, always a good time!😂😂
@FrostyLucas
6 ай бұрын
Love the content! Keep it up ❤
@antonioramires361
6 ай бұрын
I’ve been waiting for this ❤
@womad9878
6 ай бұрын
suit guy at the end was like the predator
@BARRICADE
6 ай бұрын
Hell yea!, Thanks Smoke and Gus!.
@Aidyscape
6 ай бұрын
What an absolute treat. Nice one smoke, upload more! 😊
@carlosencarnacion9631
6 ай бұрын
Awesome ending keep them coming Amazing content
@Bigg-Von
6 ай бұрын
Its a good day when smoke uploads a 35 minute video 🙌
@temphere
6 ай бұрын
hulu is a joke, smoke uploaded my night is better now
@ThePullTabPro
2 ай бұрын
Pulled a straight up robbery 🤣
@martindiver9608
6 ай бұрын
long time seice i see you on here fella but great video as always and happy christmas brother much love and respect from England
@dirtydish6642
6 ай бұрын
Hell yeah. I was fiending.
@nickperry7183
6 ай бұрын
Dude we missed ya content 🙌🏼
@chromegnats
6 ай бұрын
“This guys a sonofabitch, man” 😂 Great stuff as always, Smoke! These are great because I been missing the streams this month with the odd times between the two of us. Glad the holidays are over and we can get back into our degenerate every-other-day at midnight schedule, ok? Love you.
@thumbsofgod
6 ай бұрын
Love your videos! Keep it up!
@dpprgrnd
6 ай бұрын
intense end lov u man
@scooterking136
6 ай бұрын
timing couldnt be better. love ya smoke
@onoffservo
6 ай бұрын
Damnit Smoke u r A legend. Ur the creepy phyco legend of DayZ!
@user-kk8jd4ws2s
6 ай бұрын
Dude for real I’m addicted to your twitch channel
@simetyph
6 ай бұрын
Smoke is back with another banger
@theboss5823
6 ай бұрын
“Someone said you was dead”
@SRowe1999
6 ай бұрын
Hell yeah Smokes back... Awesome 💯
@TheOriginalShooter
6 ай бұрын
There was some dude that me n my buddy killed like 5 times lol, he kept comin back we didn’t know why he wanted to be friends, then im pretty sure his friends came because we got popped smh
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