His wife already has 2 children to watch. He's clearly the handful that sneaks away and plays with the kitchen items.
@emmagray6510
7 ай бұрын
Lol
@tyffanii1
7 ай бұрын
Or be with him with high expectations…
@Pretty.Girl.Tilly.
7 ай бұрын
U r defo a millennial
@Xeno_Rogers
6 ай бұрын
Lol@@holahellomarhabahi2040
@janetkaine7409
7 ай бұрын
"You are in luck. Cuz you found me and I am hilarious." Straight facts Brandon!!! I couldn't agree more. 💜💜💜
@kari.kay72
7 ай бұрын
I may be wrong, but I don't think Brandon can have coffee🤔
@zomb_86611
7 ай бұрын
might be a coincidence but we have the same idea🤔
@tiger22angel
7 ай бұрын
I dont get that feeling at all not sure why you both think that lol
@emmadowns270
7 ай бұрын
what makes you say that?🤨
@kari.kay72
7 ай бұрын
@@emmadowns270 idk, just a vibe I got, I guess🤷♀️
@emmadowns270
7 ай бұрын
@@kari.kay72 i think you’re right, but i can’t figure out why he can’t have coffee…..🧐🤨
@PumpyBoBo
7 ай бұрын
he can't have coffee
@Astris_loves_you
7 ай бұрын
It gives him the woooys poopies
@frejaviolahrningdyhr100
7 ай бұрын
r u sure?
@kathymarshall220
7 ай бұрын
It gives him the “I’m gonna be 10 minutes late to the zoom meeting” poops 😂
@leothehuman3982
7 ай бұрын
it gives him the invisible itchies
@leothehuman3982
7 ай бұрын
and the "hey i should rent a donkey for a day" thoughts
@estgreen
7 ай бұрын
brandon can’t have coffee because it gives him: 2:24 the jitters 2:48 the harlem shakes 3:06 the joe biden speeches 3:40 the “hm? what’d you say? i forgot your name”s 4:15 the whoopsie poopsies 4:36 the invisible itchys 5:19 the “give me ten minutes i’ll be out in a minute i’m going through something in here”s 5:42 the doesn’t care about yous much 6:45 “hey i should rent a donkey for a day” thoughts 7:00 panic purchases on amazon 8:12 hour long butt clenches 8:42 the dribbles out the back 8:50 the may cause diarrhea and vomiting 9:25 early onset de-“did i mention i can’t have coffee”s 9:53 the spongebob and the squidsquirts 12:00 “oops i did it again, did what? i don’t remember. is that a dragon?” 15 minute naps 12:35 the gonna be 10 minutes late to the zoom meeting poops
@Silentgamer0930
6 ай бұрын
😂
@goldiloks08
5 ай бұрын
🐐
@Clememtine
2 ай бұрын
Thank you for your service this is incredible
@astro-w3e
2 ай бұрын
underated
@lenmarinaccio3262
2 ай бұрын
This is the best thing I've read in the past 11 days
@Tll2024
7 ай бұрын
New cards against humanity idea: I cant have coffee, it gives me the _____________
@megandiebel5219
7 ай бұрын
Cards against humanity: Brandon Farris edition 😂
@kodyholdershaw
7 ай бұрын
@@megandiebel5219 I would buy it
@Zerowife
7 ай бұрын
@@megandiebel5219I would honestly buy that 🤣🤣
@rattling.casket
6 ай бұрын
"The SpongeBob and the SquidSquirts"
@horrortour
6 ай бұрын
@@megandiebel5219 OKAY BUT NOW WE NEED TO CONTACT CAH REPS FOR THIS
@cooktheant
7 ай бұрын
"It smells like it's getting stiffer." Boy, if I had a dollar...
@ams.8958
7 ай бұрын
I am sat here howling in tears 🤣🤣 I needed this.. the "I can't have coffee" lines have killed me off 🤣🤣🤣
@emmadowns270
7 ай бұрын
YESSSS everyone has me rolling!
@carissagonzalez9939
7 ай бұрын
Sameee!! I about died 🤣🤣
@Bigboy69638
6 ай бұрын
I'm gonna finish you off😏😏😏🤫
@MaryTiede-fk9wt
5 ай бұрын
Yes I js sat here lmao 😂😂
@Katie69000
7 ай бұрын
"i cant have coffee, it gives me the Joe Biden speeches." real
@rhondawebb8333
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@raYne1527
7 ай бұрын
I waited through every time he said "I can't Have coffee" waiting to hear this, and i never did.
@oooooo00000o
7 ай бұрын
@@raYne1527 3:06
@raYne1527
7 ай бұрын
How did i miss an entire section of the video.. anyway thank you, @oooooo00000o
@raYne1527
7 ай бұрын
Ah it didn't @ you, meh
@relaxedfantasyreview
7 ай бұрын
Best "Not Google Translate" Google Translate I've seen in a long time! Nice one Brandon!
@LiciaYoung
7 ай бұрын
“U are in luck, bc u found me.” We feel that way, rub it in.
@LiciaYoung
7 ай бұрын
@Massage-me-Im_Brandonfarris bro… forget telegram. 😂 also, massage? Or message? Because dayum… 🤣😂
@Little_fish_guy
7 ай бұрын
"I cant have coffee" this video feels like his blood stream is pure caffeine 💀
@chaoschaoschaoss
6 ай бұрын
challenge: take a shot every time he says "I cant have coffee". Actually take a shot of coffee. Actually brandon should do this challenge.
@Little_fish_guy
6 ай бұрын
@@chaoschaoschaoss taking a regular shot is jut alcohol poisoning 😂😂
@kasualkatt
7 ай бұрын
wasn't expecting this style of editing to come back, but i'm actually happy about it!
@aubreysmith7812
7 ай бұрын
Same!
@LaminatedPigeon
7 ай бұрын
I refuse to believe this man is human
@heidicroucher
7 ай бұрын
My favorite finish to "I can't drink coffee, it gives me the.._______," is "Biden speeches." 😂😂 It's not often Brandon mentions anything political (he stays perched firmly in the bleachers while everyone rants about their unsolicited annoying opinions) but when he does... its HILARIOUS! 💯
@holahellomarhabahi2040
7 ай бұрын
Biden supporter here (go away haters, you're entitled to your opinions) and I honestly lost it at that. So funny.
@No_Name_Love9
7 ай бұрын
@@holahellomarhabahi2040 me to my guy. 💪
@-kyojuroRengoku_
7 ай бұрын
If cam was here he would probably be gagging.
@rosey_helloo._.
7 ай бұрын
Real
@ashlane3330
7 ай бұрын
Lol so true
@Stw-85
6 ай бұрын
Agreed
@thegoldenfinch9699
6 ай бұрын
Fr fr
@ImChosoKamo
3 ай бұрын
Frrr
@catstation2
7 ай бұрын
it's 3AM here in australia rn and I've gotta get up for work at 5, I was just about to climb into bed, but then I saw you posted so I guess I'm gonna spend the next couple hours binging your other stuff for the millionth time after I finish this vid lmao love you, legend
@Watermelonkat1
7 ай бұрын
Dang man, good luck getting up in the morning
@catstation2
7 ай бұрын
@@Watermelonkat1cheers mate, I'm gonna need it haha
@ryanrenolds
7 ай бұрын
You still awake lol?
@catstation2
7 ай бұрын
@@ryanrenoldsYes I ammmm, got an hour til my alarm goes off, and I'm watchin' the extended version of the unbreakable things video lmao
@ryanrenolds
7 ай бұрын
@@catstation2 SAME lmaoo
@potatochlld66
7 ай бұрын
i made a tiramisu the other day and i can confirm this is how it is made. definetly.
@potatochlld66
7 ай бұрын
also, why are there random blinking lights in the backround?
@Kiina312
7 ай бұрын
When he said “third cup” I really wanted him to get 3 cups, throw the first two away & use the ‘third’ 🤣
@ThatOneBananas
7 ай бұрын
Brandon is so funny! He never fails to make me laugh! 😂😂😂
@quinn_5272
7 ай бұрын
"OWW!!! I LIKE THAT" had me rolling 💀🤣
@RoseHall-f6f
7 ай бұрын
I am going to count how many times he saids "I can't have coffee" he said it 19 times 😂😂
@TheWhiteMoonn
7 ай бұрын
the passion behind 13:55 had me laughing so hard, didnt expect that 😂
@CorvusuvroC
7 ай бұрын
His mental state is worrying.
@monkeymandii
7 ай бұрын
Brandon himself is worrying
@Sleepdeprivedsimp1
2 ай бұрын
Everyone here's mental state is worrying
@MrsAshlee
7 ай бұрын
Paused at 0:06 to pray… Praying this is as good as your “Google Translate” Videos. 🤣
@sierrawilliamson1085
Ай бұрын
Yes
@Kennyinaracecar_
7 ай бұрын
I have a theory…. I think that Brandon can’t have coffee
@mango_2804
4 ай бұрын
That's a good theory
@JusticeLamb
7 ай бұрын
"Knife me daddy" what a perfect line.
@EvaSouthwick-ng7md
4 ай бұрын
“i can’t have coffee… it gives me the Joe Biden speeches”- Brandon Farris
@GlitchFade
7 ай бұрын
"I cant have coffee.... It gives me the- *Insert 100 different reasons"*
@tysonwade7191
7 ай бұрын
"The invisible itchies" 🤣🤣
@emmagray6510
7 ай бұрын
The best one with the straight face lmao I was crying lol😂
@Opydragonpuppets
7 ай бұрын
"Why is it dented ..." Got me cracking uppp!!!😂😂😂😂
@CowboysFan-ko1qo
7 ай бұрын
I lost it 😂
@y5seok
6 ай бұрын
From which video was this u want to watch it?
@meeskuiper6343
7 ай бұрын
Wow im early this time
@clarey2435
7 ай бұрын
same
@CryingSpongeBob
7 ай бұрын
Same
@Xeno_Rogers
7 ай бұрын
Same
@Ramee-mt1jm
7 ай бұрын
Same
@Itsmelol.chillbae
7 ай бұрын
Literally
@Cosmic_Whimsy
7 ай бұрын
Textbook decline into insanity 😅
@beautyrose410
7 ай бұрын
My grandma just passed away Tuesday morning and her name was Betty. This was just the laugh I needed. Thanks, Brandon!! 💜
@Barbienal
7 ай бұрын
Coffee gives me, the hey I should rent a donkey lol!
@JackReaper11709
7 ай бұрын
Knife me daddy* famous quote by Brandon Farris
@Mason-fq1ee
7 ай бұрын
He can’t have coffee
@horold2329
7 ай бұрын
When did he say that?
@Mason-fq1ee
7 ай бұрын
@@horold2329 literally the entire video
@horold2329
7 ай бұрын
@@Mason-fq1ee proof?
@Innocent_demon123
7 ай бұрын
@@horold2329 2:46
@Mason-fq1ee
4 ай бұрын
@@Innocent_demon123 thank you!
@StupidityKing-OFFICIAL
6 ай бұрын
I love that slowly (pretty quickly) over time his shirt just turns into a big mess
@Unknown_paul625
7 ай бұрын
When im sad I watch this guy 😂😂 he makes my day😂😂😂
@ikarusdemonslayersimp
7 ай бұрын
Love you Brandon Thanks for working so much for us You the best
@DianaIsCrafty
7 ай бұрын
Teary masseuse! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I needed this soooo so much, Brandon. Love it. I wish I could like it a zillion times. Thank you.
@LoopBuddy
7 ай бұрын
Hi, Brandon! I have been watching your videos for a while. You are my no. 1 favorite youtuber! You never fail to make me laugh. My whole family loves your videos! I know you probably won't see this, but still thought you'd like to know, even though you entertain thousands already. What separates me from all the others? Nothing really. I'm proud of you, Brandon! Keep it up! Also, how's the family?
@LiciaYoung
7 ай бұрын
I’m gonna need to watch this 3 more times to get it all 😂
@king_cha0s
7 ай бұрын
brandons hate of waiting NEVER fails to get me LMAO
@WeatherIQ2007
7 ай бұрын
My day is instantly better when Brandon uploads
@dannilopez3883
Ай бұрын
“thats too much oil, even for a crying masseuse” *aggressively wheezes then abruptly stops* 😂😂😂😂😂😂i was dying❤
@cwandtheblueenderman6568
7 ай бұрын
EVERYONE WAKE UP, NEW BRANDON FARRIS VIDEO!
@BigD863
7 ай бұрын
Step “Stepdad” had me on the floor! 😂😂
@NuclearGod124
7 ай бұрын
2:39 "Knife me Daddy"
@trenthamil6502
Ай бұрын
That was perfect. Just as I saw your comment he said it. Lol
@angieniemi7420
7 ай бұрын
More of these please!!!!! My husband can always tell when I’m watching Brandon!!the laughing always gives it away!
@trishaself3187
7 ай бұрын
that joke u made about biden was spot on. it was funny as hell
@KayleeWoody
7 ай бұрын
Under min gang 👇🏻
@Watermelonkat1
7 ай бұрын
WASSUP
@pofoa12
7 ай бұрын
yooo
@Yea230
7 ай бұрын
Me 22 seconds
@完成
5 ай бұрын
“Knife me daddy” um right so I’m gonna laugh my head off for five hours straight😂😂
@Kamdynisme
7 ай бұрын
"How are you tho, how was your day, doeskin matter." 🤣I CANT
@michaelmeadows799
7 ай бұрын
“I can’t have coffee, it gives me the invisible itchies” 😂😂
@Toast_Knight
7 ай бұрын
“I believe I can make a cake no matter what direction I start from” bro 💀
@jonathanVN1864
7 ай бұрын
BRANDON PLEASE MAKE A SHIRT WITH!! "I Cant have coffee it gives me _______" 😂
@penelopefp
7 ай бұрын
Classic google translate vibes with a twist.... LOVED every minute of it!! You are hilarious!!!
@helendiaz5440
4 ай бұрын
He make coffee sound like a forbidden romance between a bathroom and a toilet 😆
@KristyJensen234
3 ай бұрын
“And that’s how you make a crotch cake” Is now quoted on my wall
@angelfromhellshawna
6 ай бұрын
Still laughing at the "Whoopsie poopsies!!". 😂😅😂😅
@MooseyDogg
5 ай бұрын
We need a counter for “I can’t have coffee”
@foxfiresis1913
7 ай бұрын
Why can’t Brandon have coffee? Answer: apparently All Of The Above 😂
@jonathanVN1864
7 ай бұрын
I SERIOUSLY LOVED BETTY CROTCH!🤣🤣
@Luke-xx3xh
6 ай бұрын
the second he said Alexa, mine went off. like he is a wizard this man
@AlmaP.J
7 ай бұрын
I love how he accidentally starts a joke then just keeps going 💀😂
@ayebrotv6869
7 ай бұрын
This video is the epitome of “instructions not clear”
@ginnyvirginiabuchkoski54
7 ай бұрын
Brandon! YOU No Eggs!? What did you do to the Gabbies!? 🤣 😂 👏👏👏💜
@coffeehousereviews
7 ай бұрын
“I can’t have coffee cause it gives me the SpongeBob of squid squirts” 😂😂😂
@Abby.ovi13
4 ай бұрын
Why do I feel like Brandon is the type of guy that his fingers always smell like cheese puffs 😂
@SaucyNick
7 ай бұрын
8:26 This just had me laughing cuz there was no way Brandon could get out of this cleanly. 😂🤣
@Thenameissophia
7 ай бұрын
I can’t have coffee, it gives me the I hate it here 😭
@Yaboiorden
7 ай бұрын
going to love this when i watch it
@Lovely88297
3 ай бұрын
Brandon literally half the time “I CaNt HaVe CoFfIe” drinks it anyway 😂
@LucytheRUSTYmm2player
6 ай бұрын
the endless "i cant have coffee it gives me the___" i cant
@KeliIsMeIsCool
6 ай бұрын
He can't have coffee, it'll give him the purple minions
@arktse
7 ай бұрын
bruh not the callback 🤣🤣🤣
@GT0_
7 ай бұрын
*sees new video* *smiles* *watches video* *dies laughing*
@carlcabrera5692
6 ай бұрын
Can we please make some commotion for his doggy paddle technique, genius😭👏
@UndercoverBandit_
7 ай бұрын
I feel like Brandon is slowly losing his mind doing these videos 😭
@Flyingcat301
7 ай бұрын
Yeah "slowly"
@UndercoverBandit_
7 ай бұрын
@@Flyingcat301 Yeah, slowly.
@Luna_Bell
7 ай бұрын
the different lines of "I can't have coffee because _______." always sends me every time.
@spacebug8329
7 ай бұрын
I love the casual sonic unleash music in the background while the chaos in this video happens 😅
@KxngSua
7 ай бұрын
YESS I'm so happy I'm not the only one who noticed the music :,)
@maridelacruz8477
6 ай бұрын
I love that I went into this without reading the title. And I'm making brownies and trying not to hurt myself laughing because I'm making stuff peaks by hand lmfao
@ashleygosse13
7 ай бұрын
The video of Brandon hitting Cameron😂 that was a good video! Throwback!!
@robloxgaminggirl2856
6 ай бұрын
Am I the only one who saw Brandon itch his nice with cake batter?😅😅😅 I can’t stop laughing
@rainy_days.aesthetic
7 ай бұрын
whenever he asks how my day was.. i start crying
@Doodlesoak
7 ай бұрын
You okay? 😭
@rainy_days.aesthetic
7 ай бұрын
@@Doodlesoak idk😭😭
@Veronika_Angel
7 ай бұрын
Love your videos man! Have been watching you for a long time and you always make me smile, even on the bad days
@kayceeb13
7 ай бұрын
Brandon is one big intrusive thought in action.
@sharpshooter1o6d
7 ай бұрын
3:07 “gives me the Joe Biden speeches” best quote of 2024
@Pennypasta_1122
7 ай бұрын
Your videos light up my day. ❤️ I hope you keep making videos for a while ♥️
@samanthahouser9334
7 ай бұрын
Nobody gonna talk about how perfect his shirt is?!?!?! Cammmmmmmm.
@LeonaKingscholar-m9l
7 ай бұрын
I can't have coffee, I give me the 'bathroom stop'.
@SwampShorts07
7 ай бұрын
Your next video should be you showing Cameron “Worst magic tricks on amizon” I would love to see that video 😂😂
@amandabarker8790
7 ай бұрын
CAN I HAVE A PIECE!!!!
@Deathslayerofficial
7 ай бұрын
I lost all of my brain cells watching this. Worth it.
@ashleyroys5938
7 ай бұрын
YALL I GOT A LEGEND FOR YOU Legend says that when Brandon posts it's ALWAYS going to be a hilarious disaster LEGEND 2: legend has it that Brandon makes amazing and hilarious videos BUT WE ALREADY KNEW THAT. Love you Brandon and I love the effort you put into these videos! Cant wait to watch morr
@JuP1TeR103
6 ай бұрын
Thank you for saying tiramisu in this video. I have proved my friend wrong. STORY!: ok so, my friend introduced me to this book series, that had a little puppy names tiramisu. 2 years later, I come across this video and hear Brandon say "tiramisu" and I instantly thought about the dog tiramisu. And I texted my friend and said "you remember tiramisu? The puppy?" And she said no, but I sweared there was a dog named tiramisu. So I got my books from this series, and scoured them for this dog. While I was doing that, she came into my room and said, "here, what if we made a deal? If you find the dog, I'll do something embarrassing. If you don't find the dog, you'll have to do something embarrassing." And so we agreed. Almost 3 minutes after she when back to her room, I had found the dog. And so now, we're going to go to a park and she'll have to high 5 as many people as she can in 60 seconds.
@rossanamartins9655
7 ай бұрын
Me drinking an expresso: - BRANDON!!!! You can't have coffeeee!!!! (Thinking to my self... Maybe I shouldn't have so much coffee)
@Taylor_Renee418
7 ай бұрын
Brandon’s shirt really explains him right now…
@LOLluvvideos1
7 ай бұрын
Hi Brandon, other Brandon here! “I can’t have coffee. It gives me the whoopsie poopsies”
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