"so paul whats your sob story?" "i exist" its sad to say that i relate to paul quite a lot there
@maxscardanelli6185
6 жыл бұрын
OdYsSeY I think we all do.
@Outlaw88
6 жыл бұрын
Same...
@HawkOfGP
6 жыл бұрын
It also is the ultimate sob story, because existence itself is the ultimate horror, only made seemingly banal by the mere fact that it is common to every one of us. But that does not change the fact that we are all stuck with whatever hand we're dealt with, which is likely to lead us to some unspecific amount of terrible suffering , and then at the end you die.
@ahandsomefridge
6 жыл бұрын
Yes, I also think it's sad he exists
@byebye1813
6 жыл бұрын
My sob story is that you all exist.
@luxtenax9175
6 жыл бұрын
Ashens: "What's your sob story, Paul?" Paul: "I exist!" God damn that was brilliant.
@bloonface
Жыл бұрын
The first time I heard this I had to pause the video as I was laughing so hard
@HelenaRedgrave
6 жыл бұрын
Ryan's little performance was legitimately charming
@Ziip47
6 жыл бұрын
Who's Ryan... you mean Cousin Dan?
@cheekbonestrenchcoat
6 жыл бұрын
It was genuinely adorable
@lordcrayzar
5 жыл бұрын
It was pretty terrible, Ashens made the right call.
@jk9554
5 жыл бұрын
It's a very complicated way to tell your boss that you're going to quit... ^^
@Offensive_Username
6 жыл бұрын
I like how they're all playing characters, but in an unsettling kind of way.
@TylerAtlasRay
2 жыл бұрын
An apt analysis
@vissenekku
Жыл бұрын
It's probably also the reason this video is really unpopular for the channel. But the performances are top stuff.
@KlyeKlyeKlye
6 жыл бұрын
I was really hoping the piece of paper in Barry's pocket would just be a plug for Cheapshow
@user-ey9os9xi7p
6 жыл бұрын
Klye Paul advertises himself
@samholdsworth420
11 ай бұрын
@@user-ey9os9xi7pyeah. Relentlessly. Tiresomely
@samholdsworth420
5 ай бұрын
@@user-ey9os9xi7pPaul is NONCE ⚧️
@MrJozza65
6 жыл бұрын
I was completely transfixed by Eli's rendition of the classic tale of the mole and artificial cabbage noodles. When my parents told me the tale at bedtime when I was a toddler, they didn't give it the passion that Eli showed, and I never quite understood the true meaning behind this multi faceted story. Until now. I think we can all take something away with us from this beautiful and dramatic presentation. Thanks Eli.
@genc6348
6 жыл бұрын
A truly touching tale.
@mobiusyellow
6 жыл бұрын
"What's your sob story, Paul?" "I exist." 10/10
@5oofl3e
6 жыл бұрын
Current mood: Paul Spirit animal: Keith
@benjaminmiddaugh2729
6 жыл бұрын
Eli. Never change.
@DanTheStripe
6 жыл бұрын
You can tell Barry is genuinely impressed with the magic whilst Stuart's sitting there knowing what Paul's doing every single second of each trick.
@jamesfry8983
6 жыл бұрын
Eli was the best act it really showed the dark madness of his soul its the only one i can really relate to out of the bunch
@clozier304
6 жыл бұрын
I feel Stuart missed the full tragedy of Eli's sob story: Eli might need to eat less gluten... and yet as we all know, Eli is defined by his love of noodles. {sob} Stay strong, Eli!
@ridcullyshat8522
6 жыл бұрын
Wow.....just...... Wow. What in the hell? Eli was.....amazing? Frightening? The greatest thing ever🤣🤣🤣
@dragonmac1234
6 жыл бұрын
#Chriswon, her alive/dead cat sob story and "imagine we're all on fire" routine were hilarious. A definite winner for me :D
@NotSuitableForMum
6 жыл бұрын
Actually, a little known fact, Keith is the one who comes up with all the concepts for Barshens. He's the reason they are so successful.
@Robinski000
6 жыл бұрын
Loved Chris's performance oh my god. Eli's performance is ahead of its time
@COMbine47
6 жыл бұрын
We need more Chris on this channel. She's an absolute charm.
@93BlazinFire
6 жыл бұрын
The amplitude is modular in this new season ooof... *BARSHENS'* *GOT* *TALENT*
@awmperry
6 жыл бұрын
Astronomically better than the real thing. Also shorter, which is great too.
@VisionThing
6 жыл бұрын
awmperry That’s what she said. Wait, what..?
@byebye1813
6 жыл бұрын
VisionThing aren't you a funny chap?
@reecechambers3467
6 жыл бұрын
Actually it's the same length, it just doesn't have adverts.
@jondough76
6 жыл бұрын
Big thumbs up for having Chris on camera!
@seanfitz1234
6 жыл бұрын
Barshens got talent at another fan meetup, where fan's talents are judged by the barshen's team.
@drmegaman
6 жыл бұрын
I'm just going to sit there and beat Mega Man 2 without continuing because that's the only remotely impressive thing I can do
@VisionThing
6 жыл бұрын
Dr Megaman 1.5h later...
@MudSluggerBP
4 жыл бұрын
I love Chris’s lack of enthusiasm 😍
@KawakamiTomie
6 жыл бұрын
OMG. It would make my *life* if Eli was on Britain's got talent with that act XD
@VisionThing
6 жыл бұрын
Cassandra Tomie Wladyslava He should definitely apply! Under the monicker of visual poetry.
@cheekbonestrenchcoat
6 жыл бұрын
It certainly wouldn't be the weirdest thing on that show
@frankensteinmoneymac
6 жыл бұрын
Well, now that wouldn't be fair to the other contestants on the show...They would have to change the show's name to "Eli's got talent...but the rest of Britain not so much"
@RocketboyX
6 жыл бұрын
Barry, don't lie. We know you used Fiver for the new graphics, and so yes, you spent all of the budget.
@ChadMojito
6 жыл бұрын
wow that intro music sounded suspisciously like the Sonic '06 theme
@HuntersMoon78
6 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's almost the same
@gayflower900
6 жыл бұрын
Keith’s World
@FocusSight
6 жыл бұрын
I approve of this.
@danforbes3573
6 жыл бұрын
So your saying that the Britains Got Talent theme was nicked from Sonic '06,then?
@ChadMojito
6 жыл бұрын
no idea, I'd rather get shot in the face than watch something called "Britain's got talent"
@RobinHearts
6 жыл бұрын
There's something really nice about just seeing everyone show off some actually quite impressive skills. Wholesome, impressive, and funny all at once.
@Dragonsrule89
6 жыл бұрын
Eli ascended to a new level in this episode
@Killingglorie
6 жыл бұрын
more of Chris please!!!!!
@dekyed
5 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@kevinm5940
5 жыл бұрын
Sphinx you don't need to show your love of daggers like that.
@CannaCJ
6 жыл бұрын
Got us all there with that existentialism, Gannon.
@ask5118
6 жыл бұрын
#EliWasRobbed
@socialmoon
6 жыл бұрын
A S K Beat me to it!
@vulpesinculta3238
6 жыл бұрын
Say what you want about Eli - mostly crazy sex midget jokes, probably - but he's a world class actor to pull off such a performance without breaking character.
@stumbling
6 жыл бұрын
That bit between Stuart and Chris was brilliant.
@Astrodexterous
10 ай бұрын
Ryan’s laughing head peeking in to frame at 10:59 during Eli’s bit is so funny to me
@sarwardesoto7541
6 жыл бұрын
Barry: "Whats your name Paul?" 😂😂😂
@roaringviking5693
6 жыл бұрын
Paul is a great example of an aquired taste, I think. I didn't like him very much in the first episodes he appeared in, but now I think he's hilarious and the funniest of the bunch (Well, after Eli, of course). :D
@andrewpowell1295
6 жыл бұрын
Johan Gustafsson check out the cheapshow podcast, you will be in stitches
@swanningabout
5 жыл бұрын
@@andrewpowell1295 pissflaps
@Wren1
6 жыл бұрын
Ryan's act is like a tabletop version of Stomp. Paul's act (and personality) makes me think that he's one of those sketchy guys who tries to hustle people at three card monte in metro stations. Chris's act displays a level of motor coordination never before seen on Barshens, but I guess that's not saying much. Eli's act somewhat reminds me of the Dude's landlord's interpretive dance bit in The Big Lebowski. Maybe it was just the roll.
@maxobyrne1474
6 жыл бұрын
E L I R O L L S
@neilcurran5152
6 жыл бұрын
Did Chris make a Schrodinger's cat joke?
@WardahTheBlaqQ
6 жыл бұрын
Neil Curran Apparently :-D
@stijnvandrongelen5625
6 жыл бұрын
Yes and no.
@simplesimonhadapie
7 ай бұрын
Barshens got talent never did come back for shame
@Morgan_Bush
6 жыл бұрын
At time of writing, I am 13 seconds in and I can tell this will be the best episode yet.
@aliabdallah102
6 жыл бұрын
I actually like Paul.
@dmd8552
6 жыл бұрын
He's like an adorable newborn kitten mewing for attention.
@aliabdallah102
6 жыл бұрын
DmD yeah
@Peannlui
6 жыл бұрын
I do too! :)
@adamjohnson8305
6 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry to hear that.
@davefish2280
3 жыл бұрын
weirdo
@FabiantheWhistler
6 жыл бұрын
You never disappoint folks, but this ranks high in my personal favourites, and I've been here from the start
@456asd654
6 жыл бұрын
12:10 man that harmonized HMMMM is a talent in itself
@polishenglish8356
6 жыл бұрын
In my humble opinion Cousin Dan and Paul did amazingly!
@dmd8552
6 жыл бұрын
Paul seems especially sad in this episode. He's always sad, but this is much sadder than normal.
@drmegaman
6 жыл бұрын
No joke, Paul really is a terrific comedian in the vein of a sad clown. His tenaciousness and outwardly upbeat personality on camera (and podcasts) bring out his best. He is the Krusty the Clown of Barshens.
@sharkkebunni
6 жыл бұрын
lol those title cards, amazing and "what's your sob story?" "I exist" man that is too real. You didn't need to stab us all with the truth of all sob stories.
@ahandsomefridge
6 жыл бұрын
It's true - the first round of a talent show is always the most entertaining. Thanks, team Barshens!
@harzanium
6 жыл бұрын
why does Paul need a girlfriend he has Eli
@loovecraft
6 жыл бұрын
47lonelywhiteboys It's nice to cuddle someone who actually uses soap once in a while...
@pyniolek
6 жыл бұрын
Eli doesn't put out
@crackedemerald4930
6 жыл бұрын
But... He's the noodlemaster...
@WardahTheBlaqQ
6 жыл бұрын
Amplitude.
@EternalSeneschal
6 жыл бұрын
Modular, quality.
@Macho_Fantastico
6 жыл бұрын
I wasn't ready for Paul's sob story, bought tears to my eyes.
@maxscardanelli6185
6 жыл бұрын
Eli is hilarious as always. Stuart would make a great funny version of Simon Cowell as well and all.
@jekanyika
6 жыл бұрын
I finally get to see Kieth in the flesh.
@martinlynn4733
6 жыл бұрын
jekanyika in the dry flesh lol, he looked bigger on the cheap show photo lol
@antster1983
4 жыл бұрын
“I’ve borned you!”
@cheekbonestrenchcoat
6 жыл бұрын
"What's your sob story Paul?" "I exsist" Never has Paul being more relatable
@georgeadams6254
6 жыл бұрын
Chris has such a nice voice.
@crystilmurch5659
6 жыл бұрын
I'm actually really impressed with the talent the crew exhibited. Thank guys for showing what random stuff you can do!
@nathane5287
6 жыл бұрын
This was the funniest, everyone put on a top notch show. That dry bit of humour with Chris was great. I just imagined what Eli's performance art bit would have been like without the dramatic music.
@Princesskyloren
6 жыл бұрын
Eli for ever. Forever Eli! I love Eli so much
@UnclePalpy
6 жыл бұрын
My favourite Barshens video yet
@EyUpDucks
6 жыл бұрын
OMG Eli's performance had me in stitches, I thought I was going to crack a rib from laughing again
@JamesBDW
6 жыл бұрын
9:07 the mole, the myth, the cheapshow legend Keith makes his Barshens debut
@ormurgujonsson8463
6 жыл бұрын
Eli's act was without a doubt the most moving and artistic piece of performance art I've ever had the good fortune to witness.
@wesleyboyer6654
6 жыл бұрын
Bravo Eli, Bravo.
@cheekbonestrenchcoat
6 жыл бұрын
This was great, really nice to see the other talents of the crew. Love to see another one with Izzie and the rest of the crew
@Pencliff
6 жыл бұрын
Barry's laught at the end, love it.
@CaptainBG01
6 жыл бұрын
All of Cheapshow has now been on Barshens, Eli, Paul, Ash and family favourite Keith.
@Khanemis
6 жыл бұрын
Your are truly kings of random, Barshens. Thank you for existing (yes, even you, Paul!).
@Pixaley
5 жыл бұрын
I have had to stop this video and back up because I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. This is platinum level excellence. How am I just finding all these epic channels!?!
@alexsozansky
6 жыл бұрын
Stuart is my idol and god
@samholdsworth420
11 ай бұрын
Elis performance made me resubscribe. 😮
@thefierypaladin126
6 жыл бұрын
Eli is slowing turning into a British version of Frank from It’s Always Sunny.
@saphrill2265
6 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t agree more.
@Ziip47
6 жыл бұрын
100% pure gold shyte! I expect nothing less from Barshens
@RubyRedRockerGirl
6 жыл бұрын
Absolutely bloody brilliant!
@nataliekate2176
6 жыл бұрын
That is a FABULOUS thumbnail 👌🏼😂 love it!
@kylej.whitehead-music309
6 жыл бұрын
THAT'S the time you decided to fully break out the Beethoven? LOVE IT.
@VisionThing
6 жыл бұрын
Watch out for the witch mouth! It was so funny when Eli was pre-emptively laughing at the sheer thought of his routine.
@Dorelaxen
6 жыл бұрын
I thought Eli's talent was being a Hobbit...
@gray007nl
6 жыл бұрын
It's supposed to be hidden talents.
@revmpandora
6 жыл бұрын
Yay new game!
@VisionThing
6 жыл бұрын
This was so funny :) Please do more!
@sonicecho4777
3 жыл бұрын
This is probably one of the best videos in KZitem
@Nytephyre
9 ай бұрын
Brilliant!
@crescentfresh8001
6 жыл бұрын
Barshens is too good for this world.
@McMacMastaMan
6 жыл бұрын
Eli's performance was AMAZING!!!
@rebeccah3091
Жыл бұрын
Man ,they don't make good quality content like this anymore.
@defs8073
Жыл бұрын
You're right. Barshens hasn't made any content for years
@IntersexGamer
6 жыл бұрын
Wow this is genuinely better than the real show
@romz1
6 жыл бұрын
This was awesome. The barshens team showing them skillz.
@cableratqueen3151
6 жыл бұрын
Actually in love with paul😍
@OfficialChrissums
6 жыл бұрын
paul you were rediculously entertaining this episode.
@byrdistheword8393
6 жыл бұрын
This was pure magic!
@comfyghosts6983
6 жыл бұрын
Paul is genuinely hilarious. No idea why he gets so much hate!
@chris-sp9tm
6 жыл бұрын
Amazing simply amazing
@genc6348
6 жыл бұрын
A beautiful scene by Eli.
@sarahp8937
6 жыл бұрын
Amazing. We need more of this please
@LadyBernkastel92
6 жыл бұрын
They've got more talent than I expected.
@RealJasonSmall
6 жыл бұрын
Paul's laughs in the background crack me up hahaha!
@OhMyGadd
6 жыл бұрын
Holy Fck Eli's actually had me crying with laughter. This is the best one yet!
@DTRproductions
6 жыл бұрын
what's your sob story... i exist. nearly spat out my choclate pudding lol 10/10
@danforbes3573
6 жыл бұрын
Eli's act was hilarious!
@alexeverett308
5 жыл бұрын
Paul's napkin trick was genuinely quite impressive considering he had short sleeves on.
@MrMyers758
Жыл бұрын
SPOILERS: he had a thumb tip in his left hand, which he stuffed the tissue into using his right thumb, simultaneously putting his thumb in it. If you look at his right thumb after the reveal you can see it’s discoloured
@ArtificialLeech
6 жыл бұрын
This was the most great best and much gooder video me did ever saw
@mel_arky
6 жыл бұрын
*Piffity Puff Puff* *IT'S MAGIC!!*
@umbaupause
6 жыл бұрын
Just when you thought the ideas couldn't get worse, Barshens delivers.
@awmperry
5 жыл бұрын
A year on, I *still* wish the real thing was this good.
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