“My expectations are on the floor” His response: “That’s even better, I can only go up!” Smart answer, I like this guys optimism
@jarrod4115
2 жыл бұрын
Like a true businessman
@MostlyHarmless9
6 ай бұрын
YOU HEAR THAT CRUNCH
@LearnSicilian
3 жыл бұрын
Steak em up guy saw Portnoy on the boardwalk and called his crew to whip up a pizza like Mr Krabs and the Krusty Krab Pizza
@frankspaz1069
3 жыл бұрын
He went to the wrong place. He should have went to Little Nicky's to review their pizza. That steak shop owner surely BS'd Dave
@snakeboy3847
3 жыл бұрын
Dave Portnoys Handsome
@TrevNasty00
2 жыл бұрын
Steak em up pizza. Is tha pizza. For you and meeeeeee. Now I gotta go watch season one of spongebob. Thanks a lot
@markrabideau4067
2 жыл бұрын
Incredible episode
@karmatt3098
2 жыл бұрын
“Pizza? Of course we have pizza!”
@tgwilber
3 жыл бұрын
Every episode needs to be like this now, do a pizza review then hit up a few local spots or have chit chat with a random person
@kacksonjeel442
3 жыл бұрын
“Come on. I was born at night, but not last night” 😂😂😂
@monkeygraborange
3 жыл бұрын
Classic!
@fefetegs8994
3 жыл бұрын
H😅😅😅😅
@ofbrysonmen3135
3 жыл бұрын
I gotta remember that one.
@Piffydaily
2 жыл бұрын
@@ofbrysonmen3135 grandparents have been saying that for decades lol
@killerbee.860
3 жыл бұрын
One bite, everybody knows he gave the "Steak 'em up" pizza place a good score otherwise the mafia man with the hoagie was going to beat his ass.
@monkeygraborange
3 жыл бұрын
...with the “hoagie”
@thadaHawk
3 жыл бұрын
do what I say, say. Everyone knows the rules, say.
@JB-fi1bz
3 жыл бұрын
Exactly!!
@gzo313
3 жыл бұрын
Meh, that was pretty weak. You can do better.
@XZARKHAN
3 жыл бұрын
Looks like Joey Diaz
@vincentfalcone9218
3 жыл бұрын
One desperate small business owner, everybody knows it would have scored higher if he hadn't burned it to please Dave.
@brianspencer5732
3 жыл бұрын
Nah place is legit cuz I work next door to it
@cundionfire
3 жыл бұрын
@@brianspencer5732 You mean you work for them? lol
@mcnichoj18
3 жыл бұрын
"One desperate small business owner, everybody knows the rules."
@scottdavidson7543
3 жыл бұрын
I Don't think he's desperate. He's just a hustler who wanted a One bite review/ commercial. 🤑
@JerseyPiney
3 жыл бұрын
Definitely not desperate lol. Go to the south Philly location place slaps
@JonnyTroche
3 жыл бұрын
Dave eats ice cream like he eats his pizza, one bite everybody knows the rules.
@SuperSenis
Жыл бұрын
"I was born at night, but not last night." What a great line! What a legend! haha
@_R.F_
3 жыл бұрын
“Steak’em up” the place were you definitely know you are gonna get pizza
@monkeygraborange
3 жыл бұрын
...or buy coke in the bathroom.
@brianjschumer
3 жыл бұрын
Or mugged if you complain about the Cheez steak
@timweb1510
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@nomadjedimaster7690
3 жыл бұрын
Or denied entry ,from a guy looking through a tinny sliding window.
@hiren8325
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@mikeoley13
3 жыл бұрын
That ice cream looked phenomenal.
@jermaineking8687
3 жыл бұрын
After yesterday’s video, I thought the “Steak’em Up” guy was lying about selling pizza. I’m shocked that he was telling the truth! 🤣
@emmetLshavinski
3 жыл бұрын
Me too I thought it was a scam, now I feel terrible.
@luciechapello1008
3 жыл бұрын
After all the to do, the Steak 'em guy could have gone to extra length to ensure a crust not burnt even if he baked two at a time. Poor planning.
@scottdavidson7543
3 жыл бұрын
Yup I was thinking that was highly likely 😂
@garrett6076
3 жыл бұрын
"Not to digress.." after doing a pizza review, kidnapped by a steak sandwich guy to try his pizza, accosted by olympian definitely not representing the store, then randomly getting sidetracked into an ice-cream shop to do an ice cream review and talking about the self control it takes to resist getting the waffle cone and comparing it to going to a steak house and not getting the bone-in fillet even though the waiter says it's better, but not to digress...
@adrianpeterson9668
3 жыл бұрын
Dave definitely ran out of adderall
@trialsoflife3300
3 жыл бұрын
One bite, "YOU HEAR THAT CRUNCH", everyone knows the rules!
@DegenerateNerd
3 жыл бұрын
Dave could walk anywhere in this country and he'd be treated like a king
@gohawksthailand3366
3 жыл бұрын
Except a feminist convention
@DankSoulsVoid
2 жыл бұрын
@@gohawksthailand3366 Feminists treat no man like a king
@titaa56
2 жыл бұрын
@@DankSoulsVoid that’s cause men aren’t kings naturally. 🤣🤣
@johnnydanger1305
3 жыл бұрын
You can bet your 401k that if the prez takes 1 bite and quickly goes to bite the crust, the pie is getting mid 6 to low 7 score. In other words, the pizza is meh.
@hulksmash8159
3 жыл бұрын
That's assuming that you can't think for yourself and that only Davey knows good pizza.
@abhinavdeepbhutani610
3 жыл бұрын
Good Catch man🔥🔥.. Even I realised that 🤓🥃
@BHavensFree
3 жыл бұрын
“This is his hat..told me it’s an S…Thanks”. Hahah dying
@weeniehutjunior
Ай бұрын
That 7.1 was a GIFT. That pizza looks like it should have been a 5.8.
@jasonfritz838
3 жыл бұрын
The owner broke the same rules they break in bad porn: just shut up and let him finish. We don't want to hear you back there. It brought the score down.
@shingre
3 жыл бұрын
It didn't bring the score down at all. Don't pretend to know everything, punk
@sugreev2001
3 жыл бұрын
I think it bought the score up, because of the “pressure”. Him yapping took away from the fact that the pizza looked and tasted burnt, which is a crap pizza pie in my book. I was thinking Prez was gonna give it like a 5.7, but 7.1 ... get the fuck outta here.
@M1Lightning
2 жыл бұрын
I love these bonus reviews.
@g.syit.p459
3 жыл бұрын
0:58 I like how he backs up a bit, as if Dave's about to brawl with him over the name of the place.
@4lifejeph
3 жыл бұрын
7.1 for burnt pizza at a cheese steak spot. Come on.
@lifeinkorea333
3 жыл бұрын
Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. When you eat food with your family and friends, it always tastes better! Love from Korea🇰🇷💕
@KG-xt4oq
3 жыл бұрын
Small business scale starts at 6.8, everyone knows Dave has to maintain the small business savior image...
@4lifejeph
3 жыл бұрын
Steak'em Ups motto is "Were definitely not a laundering joint. Pizza by the slice!"
@cbrreezzyy69
3 жыл бұрын
My shore house is 1 block away from Duffers. Never thought you’d go there. That’s awesome.
@cbrreezzyy69
3 жыл бұрын
@Ching Chong believe what you want 🤷♂️ it’s on Cresse and it’s been in my family for over 100 years.
@stackered
3 жыл бұрын
@@cbrreezzyy69 Duffers is still the best ice cream I've ever had
@FriendsVsWild
3 жыл бұрын
One inflated score because scary mafia owner was there everyone know this was a stickup.
@i_CARLYYYYY
3 жыл бұрын
Noooooo.. a steak up 😎👍🏻
@mcnichoj18
3 жыл бұрын
*was a steak 'em up.
@garbo8962
6 ай бұрын
Best slice of shore pizza is always the first slice of the year boardwalk pizza ! mmm mmm good. We always went down to Wildwood boardwalk Easter weekend to purchase discounted ride tickets but before any if my kids got on a ride had to pick up a slice of Sams or Mack's pizza.
@ThatTattooGuyOfficial
3 жыл бұрын
I love when you hear the crust crunch..
@ATGbowling856
Жыл бұрын
What makes these reviews spectacular, is the locals chiming in!!
@NancyRemling
3 жыл бұрын
Davey boy. You’re so amazing. Thank you for doing what you do. 🌷🌷🌷
@godsspeedify
29 күн бұрын
Is spider from Arizona?
@JB-fi1bz
3 жыл бұрын
Prez is getting soft, no way that pizza should be scored that high.
@michaelolin2219
3 жыл бұрын
Had it? I mean I haven't, but have you? Just saying...
@michaelolin2219
3 жыл бұрын
@regular weed haven't been to New Jersey beaches in years, I miss it. Great times.
@MathiasJarlson
3 жыл бұрын
Completely agree
@mbawg
3 жыл бұрын
that steak em up pizza was in the 5’s at best
@sundarpichai940
3 жыл бұрын
The reviews have been meaningless for the last year and a half. As dumb as this may sound, I actually used to watch these for real pizza recommendations but now it's worthless unless he hits up a really good place.
@tonyrogers4862
3 жыл бұрын
The sign is always in front of him yet this guy adds an extra synonym to every place he reviews name 😂 “duffners”
@josox-ob7vp
3 жыл бұрын
An extra synonym? Do you mean syllable? Or consonant? You shouldnt trash other folks grammar when you dont know all the words to use. Lol. Just kidding, he fucking sucks at speaking English. He cant say a single fucking name correctly.
@crazycarl00
3 жыл бұрын
Here's you extra cinnamon, sir.
@harrypa946
2 жыл бұрын
What would prefer wood ovens or regular ovens
@toneman8478
3 жыл бұрын
These boardwalk reviews are spectacular!
@profoundwanderer1441
3 жыл бұрын
Anyone who is that hyped about their pizza, and thinks it's flawlessly great... It never is. 😂 At least he was a good sport about the 7.1.
@Brandizzleizzle
3 жыл бұрын
We all know it's a 6.1, gave him an extra point for busting his balls non-stop for 20 minutes straight
@mml3858
3 жыл бұрын
Shut up
@ChauncyCharm
3 жыл бұрын
7.1 not bad for a cheesesteak pkace
@bigbzylo5777
3 жыл бұрын
Damn I hate reading comments before watching the video lol now I know the score
@KingBigJules
3 жыл бұрын
@@ChauncyCharm 7.1 which is actually a 6.3
@McCumbo
3 жыл бұрын
Let's do the math. 7.1 - the owner watching (0.7) - being chased down the boardwalk to try it (0.5) = 5.9
@Shallowwam
3 жыл бұрын
Says who? You? O dawg with no following? Ok
@McCumbo
3 жыл бұрын
@@Shallowwam it’s a KZitem comment on a pizza review pal. You must be lost.
@brianwillis7608
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the NJ shore tour, Dave.... some east coast summer time, down at the shore...
@windog551
3 жыл бұрын
Cheese steaks would sell better overall. I get what he is doing. Sell the Cheesesteaks to the Men then the kids beg for pizza.
@Mrhellsd
3 жыл бұрын
Takin' that ice cream like it's prom night🤣🤘
@sriley322
3 жыл бұрын
That went from "you're gonna love it" to "I'm just glad you're here" real quick.
@chrisrob722
3 жыл бұрын
7.1 for that?? You can tell Dave wanted to give it a 5.8
@BustaFattyCap
3 жыл бұрын
This has to be one of the most anticipated reviews of all time
@0U812FU
Жыл бұрын
Duffer's rules! Used to have a summer home around the corner from there... That was our hangout in the duffer's arcade in the '70s and '80s! No better ice cream anywhere and I'm not the biggest ice cream eater anymore, but during the summer I'll still find my way down there to get it as many times possible.
@SiriusSam
3 жыл бұрын
Hell yea, hear that crunch
@jonwithouttheh
3 жыл бұрын
The way he eats that ice cream is chaotic.
@hiren8325
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@stackered
3 жыл бұрын
also... who orders just chocolate chip at Duffers. Biggest amateur move I've ever seen. Plain fucking chocolate chip at Duffers. The man had heave in front of him, could've had himself 72 virgins and chose to stay at the edge of the pearly gates just touching the edge of greatness within
@BrandNewRun
3 жыл бұрын
Guy was absolutely not joking about 711 hotdogs lmfaoo
@toyz899
3 жыл бұрын
I came looking for this. He's def not joking
@Mattspips
3 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows that's a 6.2 Frankie. Peer pressure!
@augere9620
3 жыл бұрын
You can taste the burnt because they probably need to sweep the oven. I used to work at a pizza place and we used corn meal to prevent the dough from sticking. Every couple hours we would have to sweep the oven out because the corn meal would clump up and burn in the oven. It leaves a burnt crust on the pizza and doesn't taste the best.
@gzo313
3 жыл бұрын
👆🏻💯
@ipissed
3 жыл бұрын
You have to mop it down with an old pair of jeans for the real guinea shit.
@hampstershat123
3 жыл бұрын
@@ipissed real FUCKIN guinea shit
@gzo313
3 жыл бұрын
@@ipissed I know that reference and it is awesome. Well done.
@brandonshoots_
3 жыл бұрын
Good job on the angles spider , man of the people
@sgtplaya7
3 жыл бұрын
i love that logo and name
@blakeshiflett4064
3 жыл бұрын
I never wanna watch dave eat ice cream ever again.... Lmfaoo
@drumzrnoizey
3 жыл бұрын
Did you smoke a bowl before the ice cream?
@ErnestGoesToMadeas
3 жыл бұрын
One Prez said he came for the pizza, everybody knows he stayed for the meat, and got some ice cream afterwards.
@raisedonAMradio
3 жыл бұрын
“Who da f*ck owns a pizza place named Steak ‘em up?” 😂
@Weareroses
3 жыл бұрын
This is a great review. I love when Dave gets side tracked.
@pomskylifenova7344
3 жыл бұрын
one bite, forget the rules. i love pizza. great channel
@stackered
3 жыл бұрын
First of all its called a cheesesteak, never knew they had pizza. Used to go to Wildwood every summer but I love that he went to Duffer's. best ice cream I've ever had
@grahamhayden8969
3 жыл бұрын
9 times out of 10 the sweet treats are always a very high score.
@stackered
3 жыл бұрын
Duffers is legit the best ice cream I've ever had tho
@marvinthemartian2199
3 жыл бұрын
One face wipe, everybody knows it wasn't ice cream on Prez's nose.
@RockinRob69
3 жыл бұрын
*One barstool in the background. Everybody knows the rules!*
@donnadaniel5385
3 жыл бұрын
The ice cream looks 🔥
@capitalgains4194
3 жыл бұрын
Biting into the pizza and then biting into ice cream makes this guy a legend 😆
@ryang1910
3 жыл бұрын
This is the Empire State Building of reviews
@chadsouthard1899
3 жыл бұрын
The bone in is better on a ribeye..change my mind. Hell, Porterhouse is is almost the best and obviously its 25% bone in. Come to my favorite place and do a pizza review and steak of your choice?
@chadsouthard1899
3 жыл бұрын
Bad Dad Brewery in Fairmount Indiana
@chadsouthard1899
3 жыл бұрын
Ironically they just opened an ice cream shop in the same spot.
@monkeygraborange
3 жыл бұрын
Frigging rib-eye is going for $21 a pound lately.... thanks Joetato!!
@Unknownn658
3 жыл бұрын
Filet mignon is the best cut BAR NONE. Personally I feel ribeyes have too much fat to the point that you are getting more fat than a nice bite of a good tender steak.
@chadsouthard1899
3 жыл бұрын
@@Unknownn658 i prefer a good amount of fat. If cook right it's the best part
@WilliamWallace-jn1vn
3 жыл бұрын
Duffers ice cream is a 9.4.. Pretty good breakfast as well
@thourt
5 ай бұрын
7.1 nailed it
@benvuotto9923
11 ай бұрын
dave u are to funny blowing on the ice cream cone..but you caught yourself..just a quick blow lol
@MattsIceCreamShow
3 жыл бұрын
I came here for the ice cream review... Outstanding! 🍦🤤
@genebigs1749
3 жыл бұрын
I watch too many of these things. 7.1 and 9.2 predictions and right on the money. BAM!
@monkeygraborange
3 жыл бұрын
💥
@gordonshumway7465
3 жыл бұрын
Great work, jacknuts!
@jjterruso
3 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for the sea isle pizza reviews!!! Let’s go!
@SteveSwags
3 жыл бұрын
Apparently, "not bad" is enough to get a 7.1. I thought Dave's scale was 7's are "If you live around here, you're probably going to get this all the time because it's really good", 8's are "If you live in the region, you should drive here for the pizza", and 9's are "Schedule a flight to come here and try this pizza, it's that good!". "Not bad" should be in the low 6's.
@Mrbink01
3 жыл бұрын
Agreed, the scale means nothing anymore
@starkparker16
3 жыл бұрын
It's his own scale, he makes the rules, he does what he wants, that why he's El Presidente, everybody knows the rules.
@Nayops23
3 жыл бұрын
Love these reviews❗️👏🏼
@Judys_Jewish_Music
3 жыл бұрын
Chocolate Sugar Cone in my hand - “Bloom’s Sugar Cocoa Waffle Cones.”- Worth It‼️‼️❣️❣️😍😍👌👌
@NARISHMA42
3 жыл бұрын
Now Duffer's is TWO hours to get in.
@mrblaque215
2 жыл бұрын
Went to Steak’em Up when I was in Wildwood. Awesome food. Made me homesick when I lived in Philly. Salute bro 💯 also Duffers is awesome but not as awesome as that Olympian jawn! Dayum!!!!😍🔥💯
@outsyderz34
3 жыл бұрын
You should hit up sals in wildwood crest
@onelove1968
3 жыл бұрын
We proudly specialize in promoting our "least-special" menu item. Now there's a ballsy next-level marketing strategy for ya. Gotta respect that.
@drhank33y
3 жыл бұрын
I dont know, when he says "not bad" I expect a score between 5-6 (especially with that burned crust). Similar to other pizzas he said were "not bad". Not rate higher than other boardwalk pizzas that he said were "great" and then scored 6.8. His scoring is all over the place
@zachlove2689
3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe you guys were in my area and I had no idea
@whiterice42
3 жыл бұрын
“I taste the burn” = burnt
@hamstersmash
3 жыл бұрын
this mans so entertaining
@tomster70
3 жыл бұрын
7.1! Higher then Mack's! Mack's took a beating from Dave's visit!
@redpillcanucklofi
2 жыл бұрын
Great review...very indepth! This was like reading the manual but more fun :) Do people even read manuals anymore though...lol. Great job on your video :)
@PD-we8vf
3 жыл бұрын
Little Nikky’s deserves your review.
@volodymyrzablotsky5372
3 ай бұрын
Actually was North Wildwood. I really like Alex’s pizza in Wildwood
@QUFOSR
3 жыл бұрын
Davey Sweet Tooth. Sugar treats never below a 7. Early signs of low insulin everyone knows he needs the hit.
@bloombeards812
Жыл бұрын
One lick everybody knows the rules! My dream job, using a huge ice cream cone as a palate cleanser between pizza slices 😂
@Onemattressatatime
3 жыл бұрын
Spider is getting better every day
@Sevenfifty8
3 жыл бұрын
I guess every score right I swear on everything I love I can tell what the score is going to be by the way the pizza looks and just the first bite
@frontseatdog4296
3 жыл бұрын
Ty Dave!
@davidtarallo11
3 жыл бұрын
Go to mill town ice cream depot right off of Rutgers
@clarkbar
3 жыл бұрын
i stayed right near duffers last month
@jimhanratty9543
3 жыл бұрын
King of Wildwood
@michaelalvarado3477
3 жыл бұрын
Of course I was in wildwood the week before he came down
@milesarcana8168
3 жыл бұрын
Definitely should've tried Little Nicky's next door. Place is a classic, probably would've gotten a legitimate high score.
@frankspaz1069
3 жыл бұрын
Agreed . Little Nicky's has been a staple for Many Years at the North Wildwood boardwalk.. Dave got BS'd by that steak shop dude. That business is new this year on N. Wildwood boardwalk. It used to be a Hershey's ice cream store. Little Nicky's pizza is awesome. I had it this year
@krisfrederick5001
3 жыл бұрын
Oh ok, we had "Steak-ums" in school wasn't sure what to expect from the title...waffle cones for life 🍦
@zube1974
3 жыл бұрын
Dave you need to go back to Steak’em up place and try their steak sandwich
@Andrew0Holzer
3 жыл бұрын
One bite, everyone knows the dude who recommended the place owned it!
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