“Dad you’ve been gone for 18 years” “Thank you for your patience”
@mandarin928
8 ай бұрын
Hahahahahahahahahahh
@Royal_Dev1L
8 ай бұрын
Lmao!
@ElyushiAndyra2006
8 ай бұрын
😂😂
@PlayerPro119
8 ай бұрын
💀
@azurezuraun761
8 ай бұрын
I'd like this 10x if I could💯
@Dunitha0_0
8 ай бұрын
Bro trynna Johanatize me💀
@lynxarcade2020
8 ай бұрын
💀
@d.ark_manipulation
8 ай бұрын
🤐
@AnimeCanSaveYou
8 ай бұрын
I mean these are real advice from different bestselling books so.
@Usernoobmaster
8 ай бұрын
@@AnimeCanSaveYou such as?, Bc I'm interested to read them
@akashjain-fh4hz
8 ай бұрын
@@Usernoobmasterme too
@LilPurpleBlox
7 ай бұрын
*Steals chocolates from the fridge* Walks confidently
@MrFunky001
7 ай бұрын
Underrated comment😂
@Jaan75
7 ай бұрын
@@MrFunky001lowkey
@Ghost-uv7ro
7 ай бұрын
I ligit do that everytime I steal snacks- XD
@jibzzz1
7 ай бұрын
U lot have to steal snacks?
@zindagijandhaijnb3010
7 ай бұрын
But this works
@awaisdooly
7 ай бұрын
"You're 1 hour late to class" "Thank you for your patience"
@boochin
8 ай бұрын
If you stare at their forehead during a conversation, they're going to wonder what the fuck is wrong with you.
@davicitoman
8 ай бұрын
The eye one works But I’m my old school it’s like a staring contest
@Not_Lilly42
8 ай бұрын
Yeah and if you stare at their mouth they're going to think something is in their teeth, or at least I do
@itzmeolivia
8 ай бұрын
I did that during oral, makes you feel more confident and the other feels respected, you make a good impression if you do that. It really works, but don't do it just out of nowhere or else you'll actually be weird haha.
@shiroiku9314
8 ай бұрын
It's actually hard to tell where they're looking when they're looking at either your lips or your forehead; All you know is that they're seeing your face, so the small difference of your eyes position is what changes.
@solidturtle6910
8 ай бұрын
staring at their lips makes them want to run away from you
@panlis6243
8 ай бұрын
Bro is raising an entire generation of sociopaths 💀
@Skullisho
8 ай бұрын
💀💀
@todsegott__1912
8 ай бұрын
Nah, just raising a generation of kids thinking they sigma skibidi toiler or sum shit.
@Skullisho
8 ай бұрын
@@todsegott__1912 I don't know why your comment made me laugh, but it's true
@Trashy8
8 ай бұрын
@@todsegott__1912 Literally almost every male class mate in my school is doing that idiotic Sigma think even, when they are like 16-17 years old now...
@EkipsspiegeL
8 ай бұрын
@@SkullishoLmao same, the skibidi part got me 😂
@xLeco
7 ай бұрын
*Doctor after a surgery* "Thanks for your patience, we couldn't save him"
@Rambhaktdaksh
6 ай бұрын
Nailed it 😂
@MrMECHGaming1
6 ай бұрын
That's not a mistake, don't make jokes of what you don't understand.
@xLeco
6 ай бұрын
@@MrMECHGaming1 here comes the weird a*s grandpa
@2D_Animateurs
5 ай бұрын
@@xLecoworse kind of gramps
@xLeco
5 ай бұрын
@@2D_Animateurs fr 😂
@Chandragauda01
7 ай бұрын
I tried walking into places full of confidence. Most of the time it works very well but sometimes people ask unusual questions like " who tf are you and what are you doing in my house?"
@FarmanullahKhan1509
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@anthonybrandt1400
7 ай бұрын
💀
@no_one20077
7 ай бұрын
💀💀
@zagzone4843
7 ай бұрын
It is for public places not your neighbour's house
@ashwinimasade9787
7 ай бұрын
💀
@shisambarman4475
8 ай бұрын
Imagine going to school late and telling your teacher thank you for your patience.
@d.ark_manipulation
8 ай бұрын
I think that's not a good situation to use this technique💀
@I_like_leg_day
8 ай бұрын
Bro thought of the wrong snerio 💀
@peter_dubs
8 ай бұрын
LMAO
@yapic7999
8 ай бұрын
Teacher will say welcome and please get out don't test my patient
@aniweshshrivastava2243
8 ай бұрын
And then enter the class with confidence
@Name-on5vl
8 ай бұрын
If you look at someone directly in the eye throughout the conversation they feel like their being heard and end up building positive emotions to you
@B-SharpBenchmarks
8 ай бұрын
But you have to hold a soft gaze in your eyes. Otherwise they can feel intimidated. Personalities such as INFJ mostly have a good intention but people still feel intimidated through their gaze.
@sadbhit6597
8 ай бұрын
Istg y'all are so unhinged 😭
@bwingbwinggwiyomi
8 ай бұрын
@@B-SharpBenchmarksummm hm no? I'm INFJ-T and people think I'm the most approachable person ever. Sometimes, they think I have a RBF but I'm a really friendly and caring person and an empath :) I'm soft voiced too, the opposite of intimidating, really. People are a bit more intimidated of my INFJ-A boyfriend though because he has a colder gaze than I do. And a RBF too. He's calm and collected. I'm more emotionally expressive. That's why too. But to me, he looks soft. He doesn't look as psycho as he thinks he does. I can feel his true soft aura. We're soulmates so I don't see him the way many other people do. Even when we didn't know each other well, I didn't think that.
@povcvv
8 ай бұрын
@@bwingbwinggwiyomibro wtf
@B-SharpBenchmarks
8 ай бұрын
@@bwingbwinggwiyomi Yeah I relate. Might not be true for woman. I am male INFJ and people has said that they my gaze is intimidating.
@ShitPoster576
8 ай бұрын
“No judge, I didn’t commit a third degree felony, I farted while I was walking to my house.” 💀
@scyus5974
7 ай бұрын
sounds like a third degree felony to me.
@jincyjoseph6187
7 ай бұрын
😂
@JoinThe_BingvinArmy
6 ай бұрын
i declare you guilty of violating the Geneva Convention by usage of chemical weapons.
@mg73906
7 ай бұрын
As a service industry worker i can 100% confirn that saying "thank you for your patience" is a wonder hack as opposed to saying "sorry for the wait." It helps frame the person's mindset to one that is positive as opposed to confriming that things took longer than they should have
@deezsusnutz8852
8 ай бұрын
Bro got that „it’s not a phase mom!“ too serious 💀💀💀
@ItWontLetMePutMyName259
8 ай бұрын
All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of GOD, this means we deserver judgement because GOD is a good judge. Also, he is so holy that you cannot dwell with him if you live in sin because that makes you unholy. This means you will got to hell THE GOOD NEWS IS!! Because he is so loving and doesn't want any humans to go to hell, he sent his only begotten son JESUS CHRIST so that whoever may believe in him would not suffer but would have everlasting life! You can live in heaven forever because JESUS CHRIST, the SON OF GOD, took upon HUMAN FLESH and came down from heaven to earth. He suffered so many things on the cross as the punishment for sin is DEATH and he took OUR punishment. He BORE all our sins for US.
@doggy1716
8 ай бұрын
@@ItWontLetMePutMyName259religion isn't real bud
@V1_TheBlood-FueledMachine
8 ай бұрын
@@doggy1716 Wait what?!
@Joshua-jt8he
8 ай бұрын
@@doggy1716a personal relationship with Jesus Christ is, if you ask God to reveal Himself to you, He will. Only if you choose of course. Just know that you're very loved by GOD
@Joshua-jt8he
8 ай бұрын
@@doggy1716I used to be atheist then tried various religions, only when I asked the "higher power" to reveal itself to me did it turn out to be Jesus. One-on-one encounter.
@M4XG5
8 ай бұрын
Bro turning me into a monster 💀
@d.ark_manipulation
8 ай бұрын
Don't go much deeper in to this subject 👍
@fatgoos1558
8 ай бұрын
Can I be dr tenma🥲
@decentshaik3400
8 ай бұрын
@@fatgoos1558me too
@mgazzz219
8 ай бұрын
I was...he just made it sure🤌
@SohaM-7
8 ай бұрын
@@d.ark_manipulationbro make some long videos on manipulation I really need it
@IAmTheRealHim
7 ай бұрын
“You STOLE my CAR!??!” “Thank you for your patience”
@KingKarma300
8 ай бұрын
Jokes aside, manipulation is most efficient when you understand the person you interact with. Never assume that your tactics are full proof, you'll find it quite astonishing how quick the tables will turn against you.
@nahidabegum9340
7 ай бұрын
Autism
@KingKarma300
7 ай бұрын
@@nahidabegum9340 what?
@LMX_DARK45_PRO
6 ай бұрын
Real
@jagi7976
6 ай бұрын
@@nahidabegum9340💀
@Abrahamtrump
8 ай бұрын
You can literally say anything with that sigma music in the background and I’ll believe you. 😂
@agama5538
8 ай бұрын
If someone talks to me with that earbleeding noise in the background I'd just want to hurt them...
@KingKarma300
8 ай бұрын
@@agama5538uncultured swine
@KKKYS_NIGA
8 ай бұрын
Il était brun, le teint basané Le regard timide, les mains toutes abîmées Il taillait la pierre, fils d'ouvier Il en était fier, mais pourquoi vous riez? Non, ne le jugez pas Vous qui ne connaissez pas Les vertiges et le labeur Vous êtes faussement heureux, vous troquez vos valeurs Lui, il est tout mon monde et bien plus que ça Seule, je crie son nom quand vient le désarroi Et puis tout s'effondre quand il n'est plus là J'aimerais tellement lui dire mais je n'ose pas Lui qui me fait Tourner dans le vide, vide Tourner dans le vide, vide Tourner dans le vide, il me fait tourner Dans le vide, vide, vide Tourner, tourner dans le vide Tourner dans le vide, il me fait tourner Tourner dans le vide Tourner dans le vide Tourner dans le vide Tourner dans le vide Tourner dans le vide Tourner dans le vide Tourner dans le vide Qui peut bien me dire ce qui est arrivé? Depuis qu'il est parti, je n'ai pu me relever Ce n'est plus qu'un souvenir, une larme du passé Coincée dans mes yeux, qui ne veut plus s'en aller Oh non, ne riez pas Vous qui ne connaissez pas Les vertiges et la douleur Ils sont superficiels, ils ignorent tout du cœur Lui, c'était tout mon monde et bien plus que ça J'espère le revoir là-bas dans l'au-delà Aidez-moi, tout s'effondre puisqu'il n'est plus là Sais-tu mon bel amour, mon beau soldat Que tu me fais Tourner dans le vide, vide? Tourner dans le vide, vide? Tourner dans le vide, tu me fais tourner Dans le vide, vide, vide Tourner, tourner dans le vide Tourner dans le vide, il me fait tourner Tourner dans le vide Tourner dans le vide Tourner dans le vide Tourner dans le vide Tourner dans le vide Tourner dans le vide Tourner dans le vide Tourner dans le vide Tourner dans le vide Tourner dans le vide Tourner dans le vide Tourner dans le vide Tourner dans le vide Tourner dans le vide Il me fait tourner dans le vide Tourner dans le vide Tourner dans le vide Il me fait tourner dans le vide Tourner dans le vide Tourner dans le vide Tourner dans le vide Il me fait tourner... Tourner dans le vide.
@Gold_Shadow
8 ай бұрын
“If you kill someone the cops will not arrive even if you say you did..” Yea no
@MasterCrafta117
8 ай бұрын
On god
@venomizedyt
8 ай бұрын
"While the coin is in the air you realize which outcome you truly desire" Meanwhile me trying to catch the coin 💀
@crossfire6393
8 ай бұрын
Belive in the heart of the coins
@priyankashaw2617
8 ай бұрын
That's what u always wanted to do
@SirAdair7
8 ай бұрын
Then me tryna decide wether to make option 1/2 heads or tails
@ItWontLetMePutMyName259
8 ай бұрын
All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of GOD, this means we deserver judgement because GOD is a good judge. Also, he is so holy that you cannot dwell with him if you live in sin because that makes you unholy. This means you will got to hell THE GOOD NEWS IS!! Because he is so loving and doesn't want any humans to go to hell, he sent his only begotten son JESUS CHRIST so that whoever may believe in him would not suffer but would have everlasting life! You can live in heaven forever because JESUS CHRIST, the SON OF GOD, took upon HUMAN FLESH and came down from heaven to earth. He suffered so many things on the cross as the punishment for sin is DEATH and he took OUR punishment. He BORE all our sins for US.
@SirAdair7
8 ай бұрын
@@ItWontLetMePutMyName259 What even brought this on? 😭
@indranilsangitamaity2654
7 ай бұрын
dad: anime won't affect my child child:
@legenda1977
7 ай бұрын
Which anime is this???
@May-qk3si
6 ай бұрын
@@legenda1977monster
@violetaesquiva
6 ай бұрын
@@legenda1977 it's Monster i think
@jeremyzucker4806
7 ай бұрын
Me entering area 51 with confidence
@Foxymations-mf7bp
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂you got my hopes up now
@jayzm7749
8 ай бұрын
Imagine saying "thank you for your patients" after being 3 hours late to your job 💀
@shaneiles5672
8 ай бұрын
Bro it’d be fine. when they ask why just hella lie , and the more embarrassing details whipped up on the spot the better. I’ve heard the simpletons believe anything then.
@RoniloJrLawas
8 ай бұрын
@@shaneiles5672 bro just got Johanatize💀
@danieldavis2292
8 ай бұрын
That'd work even better if you're a doctor
@ayoutubecommenter7494
8 ай бұрын
Well all you need is to show up and go there confidently and focused before using this technique, then they won't question it
@leifpeterson4850
8 ай бұрын
Patience* Bruv
@Noobixm-GGD
8 ай бұрын
“Sir you are convicted of several war crimes and atrocities against humanity” **walks confidently out of room** “Oh sorry, didn’t know you were chill like that”
@Reverendld
8 ай бұрын
"Thank you for your patience" lmao
@stealthy1498
8 ай бұрын
“Sir you are charged with several war crimes and atrocities against humanity.” **smacks judge in the face (confidently)** “Damn that’s crazy. Pop off tho.”
@Cat_Garfield
8 ай бұрын
"You can't ball." **balls** "You balled!!!"
@typical_medico
8 ай бұрын
He is like chishiya of alice in borderland ..haha
@kipchickensout
7 ай бұрын
but is he goated with the sauce
@Official_FXNJI
7 ай бұрын
Well i look at my friends forhead not because i make them think their insecure, i look at it cuz its massive 💀
@yadatada5556
7 ай бұрын
As someone with a big head, I laughed at this, it’s so true😂
@fiishbonee_
7 ай бұрын
Massive💀🤚
@ZaNC4847
7 ай бұрын
I look because I'm quite shy😂😂😂😂. But most of the time I look at the air.
@Keen-wn4lh
7 ай бұрын
Dont take this serious it's not telling what to do just some bs made by another man it aint nothing personal
@oprtg1585
6 ай бұрын
Bros KSI's friend
@spork0.0
6 ай бұрын
if you stare at someone's forehead, they'll get insecure cus they'll think they're forehead is too big
@Oreo._icecream
8 ай бұрын
Imagine the doctor coming late to the patient who got a heart attack and says " thank you for your patience"💀💀💀
@ahmeddiagne1967
8 ай бұрын
u goat
@shikamemousavi5634
8 ай бұрын
Ummm no you didn't get it properly
@nomad8690
8 ай бұрын
@@shikamemousavi5634 No, the person is only pointing out how absurd the notion is. Imagine if an EMT arrived late and say to you who's bleeding out, thank you for your patience. Or he or she is making a dark joke
@Nothingness687
8 ай бұрын
@@nomad8690shika is right, what the comment said is a joke. If not, then he is mistaking, because you learn manipulation tricks not to use them in every possible situation, but to use them properly and with the right timing and intention. For example, i don’t need to use it on my friends, they will understand me. Same goes for doctor, its his job to heal people, if he is late, no manipulation will save him.
@macolslifeglory4660
8 ай бұрын
that would be a smart move
@ahmedwalid3035
8 ай бұрын
"If you look at someone in the nose, u will be arrested for sexual harrasment"
@ediblecouch
8 ай бұрын
💀
@pan8086
8 ай бұрын
"they said my nose was too big to fit in the selfie, I know they just wanna fck me!" "sir this is McDonald's"
@AteScope
8 ай бұрын
Fr approval from the experience
@itsok5188
8 ай бұрын
How 😂😂??
@skullmobile
8 ай бұрын
be uh wtf😂😂😂
@rajeshwarisudheendra2900
7 ай бұрын
"Bro you shit your pants!" *walking out with confidence *💀
@shrijitmondal4311
6 ай бұрын
Bro trusted his Gut
@jinx2100
6 ай бұрын
Anime name is “Monster” Song is called: “U look lonely, I can fix that.”
@alexandredubeau7572
6 ай бұрын
Wow thank you hahaha. Been looking for a while lol
@thunderclapgaming1163
6 ай бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/poGEq2p_aYiYe4o
@Rhygenix
6 ай бұрын
The song is called "Perfect Girl"
@jinx2100
6 ай бұрын
@@Rhygenix Shazam lied to me?!?!??!??!?!
@Rhygenix
6 ай бұрын
@@jinx2100 I would rather blame it on incompetence instead of malice. Usually Shazam is amazing at what it does, but sometimes people misremember the names of songs and input it into the archives.
@koza-9
8 ай бұрын
*stares at forehead* i didnt burn your house to the ground i still wet the bed. thank you for your patience. *leaves the room with confidence*
@sushamabhamare7814
8 ай бұрын
You have officially mastered all the techniques
@cjakmat
8 ай бұрын
Teach me the ways
@RAYNINJA
6 ай бұрын
Wait flip the coin to decide whether to leave the house or get beat up 😂
@whypeanuts3598
8 ай бұрын
“You just broke my leg!” Thank you for your patience
@zhsjjzsjkz9788
8 ай бұрын
Thank you for your sacrifice
@davidwunderlich6361
8 ай бұрын
@@zhsjjzsjkz9788 wantred to answer the same thing haha
@samadoseni-bs6vc
8 ай бұрын
😂
@ARTxMart
6 ай бұрын
Dad: you told a lie! Me: Thank you for your patience 😂😂😂
@EverythingIKnow00
6 ай бұрын
I think bro's in love with the character in the background
@Not_Drako
6 ай бұрын
He is psycho from anime monster 😂
@lakhvirdeo
8 ай бұрын
“ why are you looking at my lips ?” “ it’s bleeding that’s why “ 💀
@Mr.YasQueen
7 ай бұрын
The fact that Goku really did that lmao.
@lakhvirdeo
7 ай бұрын
@@Mr.YasQueen wdym ?
@Mr.YasQueen
7 ай бұрын
@@lakhvirdeo If you search "Goku's Friends dont recognise him after 3 years" I the original dragon ball, Goku was staring at Balms lips because he thought it was bleeding but it was just lipstick.
@lakhvirdeo
7 ай бұрын
@@Mr.YasQueen cool I’m not an anime person tho 💀
@Mr.YasQueen
7 ай бұрын
@@lakhvirdeo Neither am I.
@ia3106
8 ай бұрын
The anime shown is “Monster” for those curious. I highly recommend it.
@castoriamerlin
8 ай бұрын
Thank you. Been scrolling for almost 5 mins now.
@ameysalvi4795
8 ай бұрын
THANKSS
@mad_scientist2146
8 ай бұрын
its actually just "Monster" Seinen-anime from 2004
@ia3106
8 ай бұрын
@@mad_scientist2146 Ahh yes close enough, but you’re right! It’s been a long while since I watched :)
@killerr_queennn
8 ай бұрын
TYSM
@orangedude722
6 ай бұрын
Most underrated channel
@JotaroKujo_JJBA
7 ай бұрын
"You ate my ass while I was sleeping?!" "Thank you for your patience"
@WeStanOrangeCats
8 ай бұрын
Bro said ''lets manipulate strangers and make them enter their villain arc''
@Kelvinapplegate
8 ай бұрын
That part
@numl6ck_
8 ай бұрын
@@Kelvinapplegate wdym
@WeStanOrangeCats
8 ай бұрын
?@@Kelvinapplegate
@moelester2937
8 ай бұрын
definitely felt that last one. When you appear to be doing what you're supposed to, no one even notices you're there.
@hachimaro27
8 ай бұрын
Wearing a safety hat, reflective vest while carrying a toolbox gets you in anywhere too
@moezgabrlovesdoggies1396
8 ай бұрын
Me when I see the goofy ahh skinny long legs annoying nerd come to me and try looking at my forehead: "ooh so you wanna die today 💀 "
@lilcomment1946
8 ай бұрын
@@moezgabrlovesdoggies1396 Nerd: ha…ha…me? Die? …..yes, *reaches inside their trench coat*
@calebleach7988
8 ай бұрын
@@hachimaro27 ladder. Carry a ladder. Idk why but for some reason carrying a ladder makes you look in place pretty much anywhere.
@moelester2937
8 ай бұрын
@@hachimaro27 Yes, exactly. Staff nametags + holding things in both hands (like cleaning supplies) works too.
@TheBarnumEffect
6 ай бұрын
Confidence is key 😌
@Casimenori
6 ай бұрын
Him: “Enter and exit the place like you own it” Me: Tried it in among us and got voted out 😅
@sashfrogo8993
8 ай бұрын
Omg felt the coin flip one 😂 when something or someone makes a decision for you, you realize what you actually want
@Arkham.H.
8 ай бұрын
I read in a novel once : "If you don't question your authority and nobody else will either"
@dylanburns7253
8 ай бұрын
The odd person does, it's a good trick if you have dubious authority. Like a KZitemr who knows what they are talking about but have no accreditation to back it up.
@deandregilliam4968
8 ай бұрын
Code geass?
@Arkham.H.
8 ай бұрын
@@deandregilliam4968 Nope. The Brothers Hawthorne by Jennifer Lynn Barnes. I'm reading it rn and this quote literally just passed 2 pages earlier.
@i.foxy.official
7 ай бұрын
Bro Is Really Giving Tips To The *ROBBERS*
@user-vh2pv2pt3s
7 ай бұрын
"did you steal the cookies?" "no, btw i shat my pants in kindergarten" "wtf"
@nikolamilosavljevic2422
8 ай бұрын
*3 hours late for a meeting* "Thank you for your patience" *gets fired*
@mmz12
8 ай бұрын
You forgot to stare at their forehead.
@rahulsanyal3893
6 ай бұрын
Walks out with confidence 💀💀
@egboi4332
8 ай бұрын
me at funeral: thank you for your patience
@aterack833
8 ай бұрын
Just remember, a funeral schedule has nothing to do with the deceased, you respect them in your own time, it has everything to do with someone wanting to get their way and picking that day and time
@R462venom
8 ай бұрын
Im sorry for your loss... Move on
@ashipkerai
7 ай бұрын
From India 😊 I like to know psychology in Deep and details
@mashallahfatema101
7 ай бұрын
Art of manipulation: 1. Stare at thier lips so they think you're interested. 2. Then stare at thier forehead so they feel intimidated, and think they were overthinking and become insecure. 3. Maintain uncreepy eye-contact when they speak, they'll feel heard and at comfort again. 4. Stare at their lips again and they'll think your interested, but also be conscious of themselves and positive about you.
@sarcasmgod8430
8 ай бұрын
this is actual redditor advice
@gemeni6628
8 ай бұрын
Some of it works, like the including embarrassing details in a lie, and walking out of a place confidently like you didn’t do anything 😂
@Zwei22
8 ай бұрын
Nah some of it does work. Especially the confidence one. You can be in a lot of places you shouldn't be so long as you act like you belong there.
@comradekenobi6908
8 ай бұрын
@@Zwei22case and point the bill Clinton kid at games award
@Prime_Rabbit
8 ай бұрын
@@comradekenobi6908or that 14 year old kid who Had a pilots uniform, walked into an airport, even acknowledging other pilots and such and just got onto a plane and into the pilots seat before people realized he wasn't a pilot
@comradekenobi6908
8 ай бұрын
@Prime_Rabbit what Is his name
@GhosttlyUniverse2.0
8 ай бұрын
i love how this guy actually goes through his comments and likes each comment that he can
@shevanz1589
7 ай бұрын
these are really good points and there is actual psychological phenomena behind them. I will also add and say that if you want to intimedate or make someone else feel uncomfortable (a stranger in a public place as eg) just start straight at them with no emotion on your face and keep staring, preferably dont blink until they look away. Something i picked up learning about psychopaths.
@tez4792
7 ай бұрын
I liked the tip about including an embarrassing detail about yourself three, instead of apologising.
@cloudybrains
8 ай бұрын
For the last tip, it also helps convince yourself that you SHOULD be there and not feel self conscious or nervous. Basically when you act a certain way, you not only fool other people, but can also fool yourself as well (hopefully for the better).
@CrystalNunez-lk1vb
7 ай бұрын
AL HAITHIAM? (I can't spell)
@ki-chan4067
7 ай бұрын
That’s good advice, there was one time I was super nervous but I kept on telling myself that it will be alright and I will do just fine. Somehow that lifted my confidence.
@shreggus
7 ай бұрын
Ye like one time i had to get somewhere i wasnt supposed to be but ealked behind someone confidently(?) and it worked
@Julian7633S
7 ай бұрын
❤ XRP and XLM Crypto Currency 💲💵💰🤑
@Kurd143
7 ай бұрын
This last trick works, i once hit someone who was About 10 (i was 12) with a big ass pipe and because he had a crazy mother who we didn't talk to, i ran to one of my friends who would actually listen to me and he let me in the house without saying a single word, we then discussed
@epiccs92
8 ай бұрын
“my grandma just died” “thank you for your patience”
@haritonmukadafe7255
8 ай бұрын
I see why I Look intimated. I speak with confidence 😊.
@babyvaso3855
6 ай бұрын
Keeping a straight face, learning how to deadpan is the key to social dominance.
@greed9060
8 ай бұрын
This is a huge help for someone like me who is insecure and has social anxiety. Thanks Brother.
@d.ark_manipulation
8 ай бұрын
Welcome buddy 🤗
@haiugander1469
8 ай бұрын
Dont believe this bro😂😂 this is some bs, just communicate properly like why would you need to stare at someones forehead just to intimidate them???? This will make you even weirder
@shinsoatimaku
8 ай бұрын
Tf you gon do with social anxiety 😂
@Wryyyyyyyyy21
8 ай бұрын
@@haiugander1469 it works really well though
@realbeast25
8 ай бұрын
It's good like u know sometimes people think they can do anything as we don't say anything to them. But this helps a lot because the thing insecurity is dangerous
@justis_khan
8 ай бұрын
I actually used the last one. I got kicked off of a campus for being late to register certain forms (it was a foreign university). They led me and a bunch of similar dudes out a sidegate. While they were all panicking, i told them watch me, and walked 50 feet to the main gate and walked right in with all the confidence in the world, past armed guards and everything. One by one, the other guys copied me and we all made it to our classrooms.
@mmz12
8 ай бұрын
But was there a bus and did they all clap?
@Hermionee-Jean-Granger
8 ай бұрын
@@mmz12 no, they didn't clap your cheeks
@mmz12
8 ай бұрын
@@Hermionee-Jean-Granger I'll have to pay extra next time then.
@justis_khan
8 ай бұрын
@@mmz12 bro, why with the sarcasm, just wanted to share a rare badass experience 😅
@mmz12
8 ай бұрын
@@justis_khan I'm just a horrible person who didnt get my cheeks clapped
@subtonoob176
7 ай бұрын
POV: People who cant or dont know how to flip a coin perfectly
@alonvinkler
7 ай бұрын
Saying "thank you for your patience" usually only makes me angrier...
@FatimDoki
8 ай бұрын
How to make them feel anxious. Just stare into their soul while they flip the coin. :)
@RimaEln
8 ай бұрын
Tbh if someone's constantly looking at my lips while I speak, I just assume they are hard-of-hearing and need to read my lips to understand what I'm saying, so I speak louder and move my lips in a more cohesive manner to help them understand. That instantly makes them look into my eyes and therefore let me know they heard me.
@rownii
8 ай бұрын
That’s a good way of thinking, I usually think there’s something in my teeth 😭 since I have braces lmao nothing can escape
@lynxdani11
8 ай бұрын
thanku, iv had a couple friends think im interested/ trying to be mean to someone for not looking at them, but my autism’s just 👁️👄 👁️
@goldfishPACIFIER
8 ай бұрын
@@lynxdani11 ngl that first one is quite true, this really pretty girl speak to me in a bus and she always had her eyes on the upper portion of my face, I don't think she meant to intimidate me but the introverted socially awkward fuck in me was definitely intimidated. Oh and guess what she fucking asked me out
@lynxdani11
8 ай бұрын
@@goldfishPACIFIER gadayummm congrats m8 (if thats a good thing)
@goldfishPACIFIER
8 ай бұрын
oh it totally was@@lynxdani11
@leonkenady7298
6 ай бұрын
The confidence one is absolutely correct i used to shoplift when I was a drug addict and whenever i did i did exactly what it says in the last tip and i always got out without any trouble I'm sober now and no longer do this but it works in most situations
@mukeshKumar-pw2oc
7 ай бұрын
Bro solved my problem iam always nervous when i enter college classroom 😢
@IPIay01
8 ай бұрын
can confirm these are solid tips. Especially the embarrassing part when lying.
@affedos
8 ай бұрын
slide 11
@rajveer5230
8 ай бұрын
last advice: casually robbing a bank and getting outta there like i own the fuckin bank
@user-to2lt1wi5t
6 ай бұрын
Very cool anime❤
@Smile-ih5xf
7 ай бұрын
If you stare at their forehead, they‘ll feel like Harry Potter
@levitatingpotato109
8 ай бұрын
The "act as if you belong there" is so real
@karlandrie8995
8 ай бұрын
"i like acting dumb it makes me observe other people and know their true desires and intentions" - literally just me
@bangbulu1003
8 ай бұрын
I have been doing this for years. It is really helpful. Btw, we call it being humble.
@honaldjason
8 ай бұрын
@@bangbulu1003kinda dumb tbh
@sillycat277
8 ай бұрын
@@bangbulu1003I have been doing that since the day I escape my mom's cave
@ItWontLetMePutMyName259
8 ай бұрын
All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of GOD, this means we deserver judgement because GOD is a good judge. Also, he is so holy that you cannot dwell with him if you live in sin because that makes you unholy. This means you will got to hell THE GOOD NEWS IS!! Because he is so loving and doesn't want any humans to go to hell, he sent his only begotten son JESUS CHRIST so that whoever may believe in him would not suffer but would have everlasting life! You can live in heaven forever because JESUS CHRIST, the SON OF GOD, took upon HUMAN FLESH and came down from heaven to earth. He suffered so many things on the cross as the punishment for sin is DEATH and he took OUR punishment. He BORE all our sins for US.
@wizoop5539
8 ай бұрын
@@ItWontLetMePutMyName259goku solos
@sageofthestrawberries8127
7 ай бұрын
This video will help teach a lot of psychos in the future
@eradianeditsandmemes
8 ай бұрын
thanks for the info brother
@d.ark_manipulation
8 ай бұрын
Any time!
@kasif_salfi
8 ай бұрын
You need to be on fbi watchlist 😂
@eradianeditsandmemes
8 ай бұрын
@@kasif_salfi hehe
@Ohmagat69420
8 ай бұрын
These 15 yo mfs goin too far with psychology 💀
@user-ko8xi9hs1t
8 ай бұрын
lol you mean the grade 8 lower I don’t use this kind of psychology Nor use any thing I just talk casually😁 Thanks For Your Patience *Staring at your lips*
@fox_5656
8 ай бұрын
This is some beta shit fr
@rqxk
8 ай бұрын
average 13 yr after watching .3 zeptoseconds of ayano
@Hyper93314
8 ай бұрын
Fr they think they're on an anime 💀
@RealQuill145
8 ай бұрын
It's because if you're even slightly above average intelligence, you learn that most people are very simple minded, and it's a handy skill to be able to control them
@yogeshsinghrawat477
7 ай бұрын
It totally works guys , i told my kid to wait in the orphanage , and he is still there , thanku for your knowledege
@ItzStarryyyy
7 ай бұрын
We getting into our villian are with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
@ELDEN_69
8 ай бұрын
Ive actually tried the lie one AND IT FUCKING WORKS I was late to class once(he is strict to a psycopath level)and the teacher told me to get out but then i got close to him(so my classmates don't listen)and said that i had to take a shit😂 And it worked
@Kaka.amp_
8 ай бұрын
Really bro☠️
@lovelylines4954
8 ай бұрын
💀
@meowdaruff5621
8 ай бұрын
YO- i was late to my history class and our teacher is like so strict when it comes to like, being late. so she asks me why i was late and i look her dead in the eyes and say "diarrhea professor, i'm sorry for being late" and her expression shifted so much, she just let me enter class. I DID HAVE DIARRHEA AS WELL 😭😭😭
@vijimove9659
8 ай бұрын
@@meowdaruff5621💀💀💀
@AtharvNaik-rl1yw
8 ай бұрын
@@meowdaruff5621well u didn't lied though 😂😂😂
@XimaCat
8 ай бұрын
Bro I can’t keep eye contact with people I don’t know.. so I just stare wherever on their face.. I hope they don’t get the wrong idea 😭
@candyrocksification
7 ай бұрын
replacing sorry with thankyou working with customers was the biggest lifehack and makes you feel like gus fring a little too
@wolfiee138
7 ай бұрын
Or "sorry im late" to "thanks bro u waiting 4 me".
@pyrt1352
8 ай бұрын
As a psychopath, this tips are very much appreciated.
@d.ark_manipulation
8 ай бұрын
👍
@IlyanaLatrous
8 ай бұрын
Its nice to know im not the only one =)
@Wilhelm-mg1jf
8 ай бұрын
@@IlyanaLatrousDo you really think they named it after you?
@_71921
8 ай бұрын
@@IlyanaLatrous You really are a psychopath with the way you made the smile
@ItWontLetMePutMyName259
8 ай бұрын
All have sinned and fallen short of the glory of GOD, this means we deserver judgement because GOD is a good judge. Also, he is so holy that you cannot dwell with him if you live in sin because that makes you unholy. This means you will got to hell THE GOOD NEWS IS!! Because he is so loving and doesn't want any humans to go to hell, he sent his only begotten son JESUS CHRIST so that whoever may believe in him would not suffer but would have everlasting life! You can live in heaven forever because JESUS CHRIST, the SON OF GOD, took upon HUMAN FLESH and came down from heaven to earth. He suffered so many things on the cross as the punishment for sin is DEATH and he took OUR punishment. He BORE all our sins for US.
@longhairdude14
8 ай бұрын
My mom once told me that if i am polite with peapole, they would like me. Great wisdom has my mom.
@s.slayer0124
8 ай бұрын
You matched the words and tips with certain scenes from monster, TRULY MAGNIFICENT!
@joebomie6642
5 ай бұрын
Damn that last one really does work when tryin to shop lift.Just walk on out 😂
@solarist648
8 ай бұрын
If someone looking at my lips i start thinking they looking at my crooked teeth and cut the convo short😂
@Divi_the_Zation
8 ай бұрын
British vibes
@boohoo3270
8 ай бұрын
Nah bc I have to lipread but I don't want to be staring, so I miss parts of conversations by looking away to not embarrass 💀
@azearaazymoto461
8 ай бұрын
Lmao, do you say 'I didn't see that clearly' instead of 'I didn't hear that clearly'?
@boohoo3270
8 ай бұрын
@@azearaazymoto461 nah I just pretend I understood and smile :D
@durani.9616
8 ай бұрын
Monster is one of those really good reads and watches fr
@late2tgamex_darkly
8 ай бұрын
I worked in retail for 10 years,how this is relevant is that I studied psychology in my spare time to understand why people behave a certain way and working with the general public is like a social experiment. These little tips are very accurate, more than once I've been put into situations I needed to tactfully dissolve or remove myself from and they worked. I've since changed into the production profession but I will continue to use these little tricks often.
@S-ae-vage_gurl.
7 ай бұрын
Nice👍🏻
@SomeRandomPersonIdk
8 ай бұрын
This is very helpful, for real
@viktorvondoom5950
8 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear: out of a job now because i showed up late to work, entered the office with confidence, thanked the boss for his patience and then exited the office with confidence.
@ashutoshdash140
8 ай бұрын
Did you stare at his lips or forehead?😏
@viktorvondoom5950
8 ай бұрын
@@ashutoshdash140 Lips.... which is probably why he looked relieved when I left the building 😞
@Mike_Ngl
8 ай бұрын
Instructions unclear i now own nasa
@DailyDoseOf_Tate
8 ай бұрын
The edit was actually fire
@newspaperbin6763
7 ай бұрын
"Bro you just killed 3 children in a car crash." "Thank you for your patience."
@pickolas5664
8 ай бұрын
Imagine punching someone and then saying thank you for your patience
@osgamingwrroblox6545
8 ай бұрын
I personally stare them into the eye and gaze into their soul like I’m judging their every decision they’ve ever made
@eksiongooi8011
8 ай бұрын
I used to dislike looking at people when I talk to them but now I like looking right at them until they are the ones who look away from me.
@gluteusmaximus09
8 ай бұрын
I bet dude 💀 prob just looking like an idiot
@Da0ll
8 ай бұрын
Got away from expulsion like that, it works wonders
@lneybean4842
8 ай бұрын
Bro tryna make a cold villain out there
@ohmthepoet8428
7 ай бұрын
That last tip is how I used to boost and steal all the time. If you just act like you already owned it, you already paid for it and walk out with it, everybody just assumes you did. And by the way, I do not live this way anymore
@shashibharti948
8 ай бұрын
Last one does work, I've been to few parties around my neighborhood and they dont even know me. Free food is all im saying
@Blebo96
8 ай бұрын
bro's had his fair share of villainy 💀
@revoier239
7 ай бұрын
Number 2 is so relatable in society nowadays
@tanaomphu
7 ай бұрын
Bro's channel is making me serious person💀 Ty i love your channel,
@Myka_Aria
8 ай бұрын
Mom -You stole from the store Me -thank you for your patience
Пікірлер: 4,5 М.