I love when people use the "if God intended for it, you would have it built in to your body" while wearing clothes, shoes, glasses, etc.
@sagecoder8802
3 ай бұрын
Religiously, she makes sense. Adam and Eve were walking around naked and did not wipe.
@chimpouh9402
3 ай бұрын
but we are expelled and maybe they had enough time to at least jump into a lake or river after shitting
@user-jo9ch5zz3v
3 ай бұрын
@@sagecoder8802 But she began by talking about this from an evolutionary perspective and THEN moved on to the Abrahamic perspective.
@udayypathania
3 ай бұрын
Using internet to make a video hahaha
@aapp776
3 ай бұрын
If we needed food, it would be built in inside our body😂
@alexanderstilianov
3 ай бұрын
So she uses _both_ evolution and religion to support her argument. Truly a modern philosopher.
@emmapeel8163
3 ай бұрын
😂👏🏼
@Jalen9434
3 ай бұрын
L😅😅😅
@nothinglikeburntvag
3 ай бұрын
And yet she got both wrong 🤦♀️
@nobitatabino5959
3 ай бұрын
Smart gurl
@foxsinwolf7477
3 ай бұрын
Yeah the biggest modern idiot of our time........the reason animals don't do it is 2 fold. 1, we have opposable thumbs 👍 and a brain, and 2, you can see bumms and theirs are in pelt form.
@ellenfortenberry5006
3 ай бұрын
I know my cat wipes. I call it the butt-scoot-boogie.😂
@Fickji
2 ай бұрын
They also use the licking method. And are smart enough to know what a liter box is.
@falseofdoom7919
Ай бұрын
I wake up and my damn cat always does that.. and to top it off he looks at me when he's doing it. Then I throw pillow at him. My hallway looks like a landing strip..
@czechmate6916
Ай бұрын
😹😆😂🤣
@belle9438
Ай бұрын
Guys, your cats are expressing their anal glands when they scoot across the floor. Not wiping.
@joemomma1827
Ай бұрын
My cats have always licked themselves. Never had a boot scooter.
@Praetor_Fenix420
3 ай бұрын
The Skidmark Queen!
@ohdeergod
Ай бұрын
Probly front and rear.
@Praetor_Fenix420
29 күн бұрын
Oh dear God!@@ohdeergod
@fransthefox9682
3 ай бұрын
The reason why other animals don't need to wipe is because they don't have the cheeks that we do.
@nocomment6421
3 ай бұрын
Wrong. They actully do have. Would have been easy to Google but you decided to not do. They dont wipe because they just cant! Animal have shit all over their ass and its Not healthy! Animals Go for specific diets because it doesnt give them Parasites and flesh eating animals are Always risking their lifes eating rotten flesh or even fresh meat! A lot of them just die in Young age because of sickness they get from it. Also all animals are just used to drink dirty water. Its No specific skill. They basicly start a year of diarria when they start drinking water and they either get used to the bacteria or die too. Humans are no different by the way. This is also the reason why animals dont just wander of their Habitat because then they would need to Go through this again which usally results in their death too. Basicly it means being all day covered with Shit, eating raw stuff and drinking dirty water isnt something you are born to be used to it but rather trained to endure.
@judas_bdb8681
3 ай бұрын
Too much cake.. blessing and a curse
@nothinglikeburntvag
3 ай бұрын
They also do wipe. Elephants, for example flip their tail back and forth to dust away the poop residue. This girl is grosser than an elephant.
@TheOutlierToday
3 ай бұрын
other animals lick their asses. I guess that's what we should do
@tonyderechte3928
3 ай бұрын
@@nothinglikeburntvag(some) dogs drag their butt on the floor and cats just straight up eat their own ass to clean it
@Zx14rrrrrrrrrrr
3 ай бұрын
So don't wear clothes.. Go live outside and throw your phone away.
@Joorawon.M.Yousuf
3 ай бұрын
🤭🤭🤭👍😁😁😁
@nostalgia46
3 ай бұрын
Haha, stop coming your hair, brushing your teeth, or blowing your nose too😂 Crazy lady!
@gorillapermacuture
3 ай бұрын
She was born with the phone , as God intended.
@elypowell6797
3 ай бұрын
@@gorillapermacuture I've seen this chick in another video where she claims she has kids and a husband and does absolutely nothing to help him around the house! She says he is fine with it and I believe it since she is too lazy to wipe her own butt LOL.
@dollysclub
2 ай бұрын
@@gorillapermacuture😂😂😂
@seven0198
Ай бұрын
She's literally TROLLING the entire INTERNET!
@truckerdave2446
3 ай бұрын
Thank you for being alive my friend, we need you more than ever!!!!!!
@cattleyaandherkittens8607
3 ай бұрын
My cat wipes his ass.
@JannPoo
3 ай бұрын
Tell her that, maybe she will start cleaning her butt-hole the way cats do.
@ElsyOO366
3 ай бұрын
Cat has more brain than her. High five your cat for me
@pfpchad2747
3 ай бұрын
Your cat uses its tongue to wipe its ass. 😂
@cattleyaandherkittens8607
3 ай бұрын
@@pfpchad2747 still wipes his ass unlike her. The point is wiping ass.
@temiamone976
3 ай бұрын
@@pfpchad2747 Now why would wanna know in detail how a cat wipes it's ass huh
@skaruts
3 ай бұрын
_"To stay clean, and so that flies don't think there's a buffet down there!"_ 🤣🤣🤣
@moochiesmum
3 ай бұрын
Hysterical comment!😂😂😂😅
@darwest8833
3 ай бұрын
He also had some of his children invent Toilet Paper, and even more awesome, THE BIDET!!🤣
@user-wg2vw3mz1v
3 ай бұрын
That is gross but I'm sure she's a brave feminist freedom fighter doing it to fight the wuhitemailcohlowneeahlistimpeeryalistpaytreearky...
@skaruts
3 ай бұрын
@@user-wg2vw3mz1v she does satirical comedy. The video isn't for real.
@blackavar5723
2 ай бұрын
@@user-wg2vw3mz1v Dude, this is literal rage-bait. You not only fell for it but seem to actively allow this kind of fake content to dictate your opinions on real people. My brother in Christ 🤣
@mrax101
Ай бұрын
Oh man, when you said 'Jesus Christ on a motorbike' I lost it.🤣 Great video!
@AdrianJayeOnline
2 ай бұрын
In general, failing to wipe correctly and leaving residue behind can become noticeable after just a few hours, starting with mild itching and irritation. Not wiping your butt correctly can [also] lead to serious issues - infections, hemorrhoids, itching, and discomfort.
@mail-qh2qc
Ай бұрын
The hems are good for chewing on
@ankles632
Ай бұрын
And good luck with getting a partner to go down. :)
@colingreen210
Ай бұрын
And it makes you smell.
@Ant.Legacy6
3 ай бұрын
He once said, "You are more stupid than a plastic bag trying to carry fire" 😂 that certainly fits her 😅
@MaximBady
3 ай бұрын
I do remember saying that😂
@edwardnygma5549
3 ай бұрын
@@MaximBady bring that catchphrase back man
@rajashashankgutta4334
3 ай бұрын
@@MaximBadyis it the same lady who sued her parents for giving birth to her without her permission?
@zoidumsmcconnell3041
3 ай бұрын
Props
@BBBYpsi
3 ай бұрын
@@rajashashankgutta4334same person, she does satire videos.
@meganoobbg3387
3 ай бұрын
Our anatomy has a built in feature - the hands. We use those for all types of basic hygiene. Also our dog uses garden grass to wipe his rear, and brush his teeth. (wheather he uses the exact same grass for both is another matter)
@GodzillasaurusJr
3 ай бұрын
Yes! Just your hands probably don't work great, but if you use water with it (or I guess grass like your dog) it works fine!
@IrishRepoMan
3 ай бұрын
wheahtheahr
@idkgk89
3 ай бұрын
@@GodzillasaurusJrLmfao I'm rolling
@HughMansonMD
3 ай бұрын
Anotomy actually is the reason why we need to. Being bipedal means a tremendous amount of strength is needed in the lower body to support and move on 2 legs efficiently. The main muscle we are talking about here is the glutes. The reason we need to wipe is because we have the biggest butts, proportionally, in all of the animal kingdom.
@thetruth1140
3 ай бұрын
It’s actually the fact that all animals anus are protruding outwards and humans anus are tucked back. It’s just our biology and we need to clean.
@The_Fat_Controller.
3 ай бұрын
Can't think of a better way for a woman to announce "I am undateable."
@johnny3_
16 күн бұрын
Trust me, she's still dateable unfortunately...
@TheDarkgel
2 ай бұрын
LOL LMFAO ROTFL JEEZUZZ Maxim always so funny , flies think there is a buffet down there
@JustMe88419
3 ай бұрын
"Jesus Christ on a motorbike!" Ok.... NOW I have to wipe because I just shat myself laughing so hard lmfao!
@randolfo1265
3 ай бұрын
Yeah, Christ on a cracker, that was funny!
@heidihughes7013
3 ай бұрын
I have to cause now after listening to this I DON'T FEEL CLEAN. #Jesusfixit
@dancromwell5265
2 ай бұрын
Damit can't wipe Laughing to hard ...
@ace_rl69
3 ай бұрын
"You are more wrong than 3+3=33" I cant-
@enibeni2071
3 ай бұрын
Actually, many cultures use water. Water is a healthy way of cleaning oneself. For example, Spain's bathrooms have toilet paper and bidet, spanish people use bidet for cleaning themselves with water. In addition, poop can be cleaned by using paper (first step) and water (second step).
@broosewain3
3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@goazer2
3 ай бұрын
@@enibeni2071 Many ancient cultures used the left hand to wipe. This is why you're supposed to shake with the right hand and was part of the source for historical prejudice against left handed people.
@Katatawnic
3 ай бұрын
@@enibeni2071 Indeed, the USA's culture of using just tissue is awful! I discovered the glory of the bidet about 8 years ago, and I can't believe that I used just tissue all my life. Now I even have a travel bidet so that even when I leave the house, I can keep myself clean. Our culture needs to discover and embrace the bidet! lol
@vidard9863
3 ай бұрын
I think that he actually said 43, just to make it EXTRA wrong.
@noir66146
2 ай бұрын
this guy is great. i hope to visit Ghana some day
@mortensen1961
3 ай бұрын
Her delulu level is OVER 9000!!!!!!
@ElsyOO366
3 ай бұрын
Delulu pro max
@akim521
3 ай бұрын
Fr
@GrandViceroy
3 ай бұрын
Nappa: 9000!!!?
@uselessinformation1988
3 ай бұрын
*smashes scouter*
@haruyanto8085
3 ай бұрын
Fr and why is it always white people, we Asians have been washing our ass since the wheel was invented
@edwardnygma5549
3 ай бұрын
That. Is. Disgusting.
@Phantom_Zer0
3 ай бұрын
i hate people who stink.
@hotdogdestroyer-vd2nk
3 ай бұрын
i bet theres dookie in her bum at the time of recording
@grantyentis5507
3 ай бұрын
The complexity of your statement is a work of art
@martywhitten3419
3 ай бұрын
@@Phantom_Zer0You "hate" people that aren't hygienic... Fixed it for Ya...
@jeancena3556
3 ай бұрын
You. Are. Gullible.
@_Shubhadeep_
6 күн бұрын
I'm going through multiple emotions after watching first 20 seconds of this. I can't take this anymore 😭😭😭
@Bananaman-jm4xl
23 күн бұрын
If being like other animals in nature is the goal then living naked outside seems like the obvious next step
@vbathory3757
3 ай бұрын
We live in time where almost everyone thinks they’re right and everyone else is wrong.
@Lucky-ei6yh
3 ай бұрын
Like all of human history ever
@JohnDoe-bt9qp
3 ай бұрын
99% of people
@InFrontEntry
3 ай бұрын
@@Lucky-ei6yh You are correct. That's just how the human brain works, and how it always worked. It's not any different from before. Crazy people always existed and always will exist.
@hyperion7172
3 ай бұрын
Sad but true 😢
@TonyMontanaDS
3 ай бұрын
It's called narcissism.
@Christina_Angel_2024
3 ай бұрын
I've seen enough crazy people but what fascinates me is that they have enough wisdom not to cross the road while cars are moving on them fast.
@devonsimpson99
3 ай бұрын
Or walk around naked
@sblijheid
3 ай бұрын
Sadly.
@dennisgoatimer1079
3 ай бұрын
Yet using their logic why would we wear clothes if god didn't facilitate us to wear clothes in our anatomy why should we wear clothes #freethetit😅
@michasokoowski6651
3 ай бұрын
There are people who do that, the only thing is that they don't share it with anyone afterwards xd
@skullfucker3381
3 ай бұрын
Clearly you haven't met enough bat sht insane people now imagine 2 women on a highway then get hit by a car and goes out on the highway again and gets hit again If you can think it, it exists 😂
@evilsdemise1287
Ай бұрын
Just when you think you've heard it all, someone on the interwebs is there to say "hold my beer"!
@RockyToppin
3 ай бұрын
😂❤ I could watch you all day. I think we have built-in arms with hands to reach for a reason...
@billycox475
3 ай бұрын
Honestly, I've not heard a better way to say, "Stay away from me!"
@HEARTLESSKAMUI
3 ай бұрын
Humans have huge posteriors compared to other primates and mammals, this means no exposed hole for #2, so we have to clean ourselves more thoroughly than other species(besides the fact that other mammals do wipe, even if its just your dog scooting its but on the grass). Risk of rashes and infections aside form the the smell making you repulsive to most others just means she's shooting herself in the foot for no benefit whatsoever.
@Ojthemighty
2 ай бұрын
Butt cheeks have nothing to do with it. If you have shit smeared all over your glutes then youve got problems.
@minkorrh
2 ай бұрын
Dogs do that because their butt itches, not to clean themselves, or they would do it every time.
@HEARTLESSKAMUI
2 ай бұрын
@@minkorrh Why do you think it itches? Maybe because having feces on your butt attracts pests and causes irritation? Shoo
@cornyacorn7717
3 ай бұрын
This dude is hilarious and the accent is awesome 👌
@danieldelorme4177
6 күн бұрын
She is the one suing her parents for her being born. I'm sure there are more kids out there. I love that she's so serious and really convincing
@user-fr4vc9rm8r
3 ай бұрын
LMAO do not want the flies to think there is a buffet down there😂😂😂😂😂im weak
@JimJones-kk8pb
3 ай бұрын
Not gonna lie, gives me the munchies, perhaps Hershey kisses will do.
@plbmck798
3 ай бұрын
This ladies satire account is gold. she is so believable, it just wrecks folks. dig into it. Great stuff, and great reaction. support both!
@ernestjoiner3040
3 ай бұрын
Thanks for that.. I was just about to puke myself to sleep, and then have nightmares.
@myonionsmatter7843
3 ай бұрын
shes not wrong though.no one really proved her argument otherwise. it just stinks
@skaruts
3 ай бұрын
@@myonionsmatter7843 Feel free to try it for yourself. Just have some talcum powder ready because shit fucks your ass harder than sandpaper, if you leave it there long enough.
@WestCoastWilliam
3 ай бұрын
@myonionsmatter7843 Take a beat
@myonionsmatter7843
3 ай бұрын
@@WestCoastWilliam get laid
@NghiaNguyen-qq7yx
23 күн бұрын
Delta airline burn got me. 🔥
@benvasilinda9729
3 ай бұрын
Animals don’t use toilets, they just crap in the open woods. I hope she is following all the way through with what they are doing then.
@justinknott4177
3 ай бұрын
Ohhhh God ma’am you’re dog took a crap! Lady-No that’s just me smelling like God intended!😂
@BrianHallmond
3 ай бұрын
I saw a doctor encouraging this once. He said he was on a whole foods plant based diet and he digested properly in such a way that he got a clean break every time. Personally, I still wipe or wash lol
@Allyourheroswenttohell
3 ай бұрын
Yeah it's probably the foods we eat causing the problem fr though. I don't think anything is supposed to stick around.
@andreyzhuchkov1882
3 ай бұрын
the doc is a ninja pooper. This satori state in which you can achieve a clean exit every which way around definitely gives you a tremendous ego boost. A feeling you are better off probably than most people.
@Shawn666Hellion
3 ай бұрын
The peanut butter tar like shits do suck,usually requires a half a roll of toilet paper lol
@agneslong2323
3 ай бұрын
Otherwise he can dual purpose his whole food plant base by wiping with it and then eating it.
@TyrianHaze
3 ай бұрын
Interesting. I have experienced the same thing when on a carnivore diet. I go days without taking a shit, and when I do, there's nothing to wipe away. Almost like humans are meant to eat mostly meat.
@praveen9093
11 күн бұрын
I strongly believe, these people make such Delulu videos, just to be on MaximBady channel!
@garylangley4502
Ай бұрын
"Wait a while and use a file" is a possible alternative for this girl.
@X75Hurricane-lk2vs
3 ай бұрын
Man, this fella's sooo funny! At first I thought the story must be about using a bidet, which I do so there's no need to wipe....just spray and walk away😆She must be having us on though because....oh never mind, you know what I mean....
@saltseaful
3 ай бұрын
she thinks the bidet is a water fountain
@X75Hurricane-lk2vs
3 ай бұрын
@@saltseaful🤮🤢🤮Don't know what's worse....smelling like an open sewer or drinking from a bidet.
@ThundermansThunder
3 ай бұрын
You don't dry yourself before walking away? 😲
@x-75hurricane65
3 ай бұрын
@@ThundermansThunder Well, not with paper....bidet's have warm air dryers. So warm water and warm air equals clean tush😊How anyone could live with themself, never mind anyone else, smelling like a sewer, is beyond me🤮🤢🤮
@ThundermansThunder
3 ай бұрын
@@x-75hurricane65 Warm water and warm air would be very nice, but I couldn't handle just using cold water, especially during the freezing winter months. Ugh, I agree! Not cleaning yourself at all is so disgusting, I don't even want to think about how nasty she is! 🤮
@crynon612
3 ай бұрын
The piece of anatomy she's thinking of is called a "hand" and the toilet paper is so it doesn't get covered in shit.
@rodrigues6591
3 ай бұрын
No matter how manny times we try to separate ourselves from the animals, there’s always people like this who try to de-evolve us 🤦🏻
@frankg7786
3 ай бұрын
Not how evolution works
@Istealtoast
3 ай бұрын
we are animals tho
@bricktasticanimations4834
3 ай бұрын
@@Istealtoast Pedantic.
@Phantom_Zer0
3 ай бұрын
@@Istealtoast not the same.
@alvinsquezz
3 ай бұрын
@@Istealtoast you are not me. I AM A HUMAN not an an!ma|.
@user-ls4cw3od2u
12 күн бұрын
I don’t wipe either I especially enjoy the rash burn on the hot sweaty days It’s also super great for optimal skid marking my boxers 😂
@fullsynch1191
Ай бұрын
I'm so glad that she's a comedian.
@andrewhanson5942
3 ай бұрын
Oh I'm totally on board with you there sister! But my "go-to" is the Tushy 2.0 bidet. Bolts in under your toilet seat and washes you clean without all the wiping. Yeah, you still have to dry yourself off, but it is a LOT cleaner than the old wipe method. And in times of tissue paper shortages, it works for you as long as you have a supply of cold water. Easy to install and not a lot of bucks to purchase. Try it!
@Potandthekettle
3 ай бұрын
I use the manual bidet. I prefer having the control. Installs from the side.
@davidwhittaker9128
3 ай бұрын
you mean the 1 time we ever had a TP shortage?
@andrewhanson5942
3 ай бұрын
@@davidwhittaker9128 Well I don't sell the damn things, but I'm sure a convert. TP seems so barbarian comparatively. And you know what idiots people are; there will be more panic buying in future panic situations.
@ThundermansThunder
3 ай бұрын
Cold water? That is cruel punishment to warm private parts! Unless you are sweltering in heat, warm water is so much nicer!
@andrewhanson5942
3 ай бұрын
@@ThundermansThunder Yeah I thought that was going to be an issue too but it is really not a problem. Don't even notice it.
@miffedcuttlefish6139
3 ай бұрын
"Leave God out of this" is exactly ehat I was thinking. 😂😂😂😂
@combatwomble5584
Ай бұрын
"leave god out of this" that broke me man!
@davechang2949
3 ай бұрын
Personally I do all my business at home before leaving and since I have a lot of free time ,I do not wipe anymore because when you wipe you are smearing that too and making it harder to wipe off which will dry and cause hemmoroids eventually but instead I wash and rinse it off in the tub and shower using a sponge
@serrael-182
3 ай бұрын
I wanna create a video right now so maxim can make a video out of it but the competition is very high!
@mastershiyadou
3 ай бұрын
Trifling- delulu is NOT the solulu! 😭🙏🏾
@Bambino_60
3 ай бұрын
I love this man
@user-ym7qn3uo2m
3 ай бұрын
Benefits of not wiping: 1. You don't have to go to work because no one will hire you. 2. You don't have to go grocery shopping because they won't let you in the store. 3. You don't have to worry about having a crappy marriage because no one would marry you. Shall I go on??
@TheUltimatePanzerGamer2077
3 ай бұрын
She's right, I dont use toilet paper to wipe my butt, i use *WATER*
@orion5445
3 ай бұрын
Ay same here. Water works 100% of the time.
@fxgamer4870
3 ай бұрын
Me2 i use water and even when i use toilet paper I'd use water afterwards.
@CrazySexyCoolmeisha
3 ай бұрын
It sounds like she uses nothing
@Phantom_Zer0
3 ай бұрын
i use both, paper first, water after.
@erk8520
3 ай бұрын
I use fire
@lanigirognithemos
3 ай бұрын
Now I understand why sometimes in public toilets I hear shit noises followed immediately by the door being closed... No wiping sounds and no hand washing sounds. Then people don't know why I sanitize my work station after someone else had been using it before me.
@SilverReviews
3 ай бұрын
Like I said in another comment, this is exactly why I don't eat ass.
@Forged4War206
3 ай бұрын
It’s actually impressive that people can go all day with swamp ass and apparently not be bothered by it. It’s like genuinely one of the most uncomfortable feelings in the world.
@roberttjalsma4924
3 ай бұрын
This is the height of feminism, I’m so proud.
@gseric4721
3 ай бұрын
A buffet...I can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@AdakStillStands
3 ай бұрын
Now I understand "skid marks".
@SilverReviews
3 ай бұрын
This is why I don't eat ass
@fmailscammer
3 ай бұрын
Other animals don't wipe and we do because we have glutes at the back for standing up and running in the position that we alone stand up and run in. Other animals have a much cleaner escape route, and therefore not as much of a need for wiping.
@KirkHermary
3 ай бұрын
Dogs and cats use their 😛 as their 🧻
@raychambers3646
3 ай бұрын
When she enters the room the atmosphere changes !
@xreasezanmoody7633
Ай бұрын
Oh my…I totally read that wrong. Thought the title said whipping😮…
@IIMiikexDII
3 ай бұрын
Even though her video is satire, his genuine reaction is hilarious
@TheIllustriouBlueJay
3 ай бұрын
Are we sure about that?
@NinjaFlibble
3 ай бұрын
@@TheIllustriouBlueJay Agreed. People are so crazy these days that I don't think satire can keep up....and I have heard of some plus-size people who don't wipe because they can't reach...and some of them are proud of this 🤢
@eoncatalyst
3 ай бұрын
@@NinjaFlibblefat people. Not “plus-sized”. FAT. Soft language makes soft people.
@erikkonstas
3 ай бұрын
@@NinjaFlibbleThey also call you a "fat-phobe" for saying that 😂
@evilsharkey8954
3 ай бұрын
@@NinjaFlibbleSuch people should invest in bidets.
@hungleba3996
3 ай бұрын
@Maximbady I miss you saying "Jesus Christ on a scooter!" So funny😂😂😂
@shanepillay8643
3 ай бұрын
motorbike
@hungleba3996
3 ай бұрын
@@shanepillay8643 Did you not read my comment in full or what's your point?
@shanepillay8643
3 ай бұрын
He says JC on a motorbike not scooter@@hungleba3996
@GLoLChibs
2 ай бұрын
I love when people take her seriously. She's a massive troll.
@alexthurmane4
2 ай бұрын
My cat likes its butt clean and my dog is Jedi knight level at licking himself just to show off for visitors.
@PAY_D
3 ай бұрын
Never clicked so fast to see what kind of delulu stuff is going on on this planet.. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm off to delete my ears, cannot believe what I've been listening to
@saitoc2591
3 ай бұрын
Oh I'm lucky lol I had no sound but still equally disgusting just by reading subtitles
@MaximBady
3 ай бұрын
Please Come back tomorrow for more Delulu😅
@user-ry3qe3rm2s
3 ай бұрын
yeah we do had a built-in way to do that. our BRAINS.
@Joorawon.M.Yousuf
3 ай бұрын
Nah .... that would be our hands ✋️ , but she definitely missing "a build-in brain" though ‼️‼️🤭🤭🤭👍😁😁😁
@panda4247
3 ай бұрын
And opposable thumbs to grab things. and arms long enough to reach our bums. but some people are just stupid (or she actually wipes but she's an attention whore)
@donaldverhota7503
Ай бұрын
I would never go down on this woman
@JonMarM
3 ай бұрын
I wonder how many times she has gone around people and somebody said, "What the...? I smell shit!"😂
@HighTechWizard
3 ай бұрын
Point 1: As bipedal mammals, our gluteus muscles grew thus requiring the need to wipe. Point 2: Some cultures have ancient customs revolving around the assumption that you wipe with a particular hand. Point 3: God gave us the intelligence to use tools beyond our anatomy.
@gweedoinaspeedo4560
3 ай бұрын
Omg..now I've heard it all. We used something called a leaf before the invention of tp.
@Secret_Squirrel_Scottishgamer
2 ай бұрын
actually im pretty sure our ancient ancestors after pooping just used their hands while dipping in lakes and rivers to wipe the poop away.
@devinwalters8769
3 ай бұрын
Steve harvey: "How many days have you gone without bathing?" This woman: "3000..."
@arturnorge6875
29 күн бұрын
You don't have to wipe if you're using a bidet
@tintintin070
3 ай бұрын
i forgot this dude existed for the past 10 years and this feels like i unlocked a hidden memory
@peessinitro1395
3 ай бұрын
The Delulu getting crazier with each day.
@33arsenic75
3 ай бұрын
This is why aliens don’t visit us
@SilentShadow07
3 ай бұрын
0:22 I never laughed so hard in so long 😂😂😂
@Gablesman888
Ай бұрын
How to never be asked out again. Or perhaps ever.
@Yue_Jin
3 ай бұрын
The built in part of our anatomy is our hands, we use them to hold toilet paper or leaves etc and wipe with.
@timsuttonlovinlife-
3 ай бұрын
That one weird kid at school with the nickname “Skidders!!” This is his mom 😂
@hunterbiles5549
2 ай бұрын
I freaking love this guy, his insults are genius
@TwinShards
3 ай бұрын
"There's no other ani-" Me: Cat.
@Wildslayer50
3 ай бұрын
Because we do not wear clothes by default, we should not wear clothes.
@Drew_D
3 ай бұрын
😏
@mustardtiger5080
3 ай бұрын
pure gold, this guy is the best.
@lichtsoldat7697
3 ай бұрын
Now I've heard it all......Good luck to the guy with "that".
@Altair_9
3 ай бұрын
In italy we even double check!😅😅
@NewQuietBear
3 ай бұрын
The original human wouldn't be able to live as long as now, but the power of the human brain made us intelligent enough to change certain aspects of our behaviour for us to live way longer then was intended. For example, a better hygiene contrubutes to attracting less diseases which increased our overall health. The strength of humans is to keep innovating which increases the length humans are able to survive.
@Rekcuf690
3 ай бұрын
One of the reasons we no longer die at 35 years old...
@GiggaVega
3 ай бұрын
She is the physical manifestation of the Homer Simpson meme "Everyone 's Stupid but me!"
@CompactCognition
3 ай бұрын
The problem with what she's saying is the humans are the only mammal with a "canal" called "but cheeks", that those number 2s need to pass through, so historically, we have always used leaves and pebbles and water to clean our behinds, otherwise, there would be very itchy and uncomfortable stains
@evanabbott2737
3 ай бұрын
This is awesome, I can’t stop laughing👍
@artimus7525
3 ай бұрын
Um animals do wipe their asses, they drag their butts across the floor.
@sickturret3587
3 ай бұрын
that's ringworm alert. seriously, cats and dogs mostly do that when they have parasites. take care of yours. cheers.
@devilsoffspring5519
3 ай бұрын
People have prominent buttcheeks compared to other animals so our buttholes are in contact with the skin in our buttcracks. That means not wiping will get the itchy-'n'-scratchy show going on around the backdoor. Also, other animals sometimes DO wipe their butts--using their tongue! Not only is this impossible for humans but we probably wouldn't want to do it that way anyway. So, TP it is.
@williamramsay1
Ай бұрын
Animals rarely use the restroom!
@joaovencarnacao
3 ай бұрын
"if god wanted us to wipe, we would a built in way to do that" like articulated arms and hands that can reach our butts?
@chupacabra3331
3 ай бұрын
Not everyone has long enough arms
@SanjayRamjee-fy3gv
3 ай бұрын
isn't this the same lady who tried suing her parents for having her "without her consent"?
@sickturret3587
3 ай бұрын
bady is probably getting lazy. he posts regularly but half of the stuff is just troll videos and he is not unaware of that. possibly easier for him. also mosty tiktok or shorts cause attention span of the younger generation is shorter than when he started to do videos.
@Vor249
Ай бұрын
"if God intended for it.." the piece of magic in her hand
@paulbrungardt9823
3 ай бұрын
This lady couldn't get a date in a bar @ 2:00AM if she was buying drinks & had a motel room next door.
@redbullvodka5696
3 ай бұрын
She is crazy. God gave us a bigger brain to figure out for ourselves how to maintain our hygiene 🤣
@KingStr0ng
3 ай бұрын
This.
@jefferyespinoza1591
3 ай бұрын
We do have it built into our anatomy. It's called the brain.
@lylalogy1129
2 ай бұрын
“Heyyyy leave God out of this” 😭
@drewcliff82
2 ай бұрын
Techniacally she's right lol. Washing after is much better than wiping with dry paper.
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