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@Disc023-ps6le
Ай бұрын
He's a fkn legend. I watched him with my grandad 40 years ago and still watch the old VHS tapes of him and Tommy cooper ❤👍🏻
@DanielRed2
10 ай бұрын
Bernard has to check himself at the end cause normally he says 'Buy a f**king ticket' :D
@standupgags
10 ай бұрын
Haha, you're right Daniel! Bernard keeping us on our toes! 😂🎟️
@ThatsnewsTV
10 ай бұрын
That actually is a deeply philosophical point. People expect help, when they will not do anything for themselves. Also, interesting that Bernard said Saturday and the captioning translated that as Sunday!😊
@standupgags
10 ай бұрын
Indeed Martin, self-reliance and accurate translation are both crucial! 😊✨
@robertdore9592
9 ай бұрын
Powers that be?
@isthme8103
4 ай бұрын
J€w$ are stingy
@scottandrewjohnmiddleton8676
11 ай бұрын
Old but gold 😂😂😂
@brucetindal7399
11 ай бұрын
It wasnt old when he told it😂
@roger_melly5025
10 ай бұрын
It probably was @@brucetindal7399
@beckstervanc4947
10 ай бұрын
This joke stands the test of time! I still use this one
@standupgags
10 ай бұрын
Glad to hear that, Beckster! Laughter really is timeless, isn't it? 😂🙌
@waltertryhuba3400
10 ай бұрын
best stand up comedian ever.
@standupgags
10 ай бұрын
Absolutely, Walter! Their humor really hits the mark every time! 😂👍
@jmaund
11 ай бұрын
Brilliant comic
@David-th2ug
5 ай бұрын
One of the greatest comedians ever.
@gerardfoley9619
11 ай бұрын
Love this guy 😅
@DavidSmith-jo9pg
4 ай бұрын
Masterpiece 😂😂😂
@santamara
11 ай бұрын
❤️😂.. good one! 👍
@TheALan556
8 ай бұрын
Love Bernard will remember always ❤ the best …..
@paulPeasmarsh
3 ай бұрын
Bernard mannings character was so convincing they actually thought he was being offensive. Some people thought too deeply and ended up with the wrong conclusion. Comedy is comedy at everyones expense. There is no get out of jail card with jokes. To be excluded from being in a joke would be offensive.
@petermainwaringsx
8 ай бұрын
Great gag, but meet me halfway It's SATURDAY morning. :-)
@jasonbell6019
Ай бұрын
that's what he's saying....subtitles are wrong
@RobertDeMartin
10 ай бұрын
Thanks, I needed that. Beautiful.
@standupgags
10 ай бұрын
You're welcome, Robert. Glad you enjoyed it! 😊🌸
@barrierafton9611
11 ай бұрын
Loved Bernard
@firestarter1888
11 ай бұрын
Thry dont tell them like this anymore...
@Birdie0702
10 ай бұрын
As ever..... Brilliant.!
@standupgags
10 ай бұрын
Thanks, Peter! Your continued support is greatly appreciated! 🙏🙂
@KIM-xl6zs
11 ай бұрын
Good one
@standupgags
11 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it, more laughs to come. Cheers!
@mfranssens
9 ай бұрын
I’ve heard more Jewish people tell this joke than anyone else. They certainly have a sense of humour. The amount of crap they’ve had to put up with through history. I admire them for still smiling.
@nokafisher2771
11 ай бұрын
hahaha😂😂😂..omg ❤
@gerarddonovan4145
10 ай бұрын
Brilliant 😅😅😅
@standupgags
10 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it, Gerard! 😄😄
@robertburke2246
10 ай бұрын
This is his best joke
@standupgags
10 ай бұрын
Definitely, Robert has outdone himself with this joke! 😂👏
@andyrbush
11 ай бұрын
Hysterical
@dennisbean7336
10 ай бұрын
Fantastic ❤
@standupgags
10 ай бұрын
Thanks, Dennis! We're thrilled that you loved it! ❤😊
@readingwithric6588
11 ай бұрын
Note for the subtitles: Jaime, not Hymie. And it's Saturday morning, not Sunday.
@gwynnethcoan761
11 ай бұрын
We all know but just let it go.
@chrisw4329
11 ай бұрын
Hymie is a term, albeit derogatory, for a Jewish person. So, in this instance, the subtitles are probably correct.
@gunsharck
11 ай бұрын
Why would Hebrews use the Spanish Jaime?????
@readingwithric6588
11 ай бұрын
@@gunsharck Jaime is a fairly common name for Hebrews. It means "life". Not familiar with Spanish, can't comment there
@UnbelievableEricthegiraffe
11 ай бұрын
Manning had Jewish grandparents, they left Russia and moved to Miles Platting in Manchester, I reckon a month in the late 1800s in Miles Platting they probably would have wanted to go back home.
@theresamarriott7423
11 ай бұрын
Hilarious 😅😅😅😅
@standupgags
11 ай бұрын
Glad you found it funny, Theresa 😄👍
@carlcristina3531
11 ай бұрын
Genius x
@alsstewart8583
11 ай бұрын
Brilliant Bernie👌♥️god bless reminds me of my pal Ian his as tight as a sumos Keck's🙄😄😆👌🤣🤣🤣
@standupgags
11 ай бұрын
Glad it brought back memories of Ian, Stewart! 😂👍
@Lex-Hawthorn
10 ай бұрын
Funny as. Reminds me of the one about 2 jews on a sinking boat, one asks the other if he can float alone, the second says at a time like this, you want to talk business?
@standupgags
10 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed, Lex! Comedy, like laughter, is universal. 😂🌎
@RobertWF42
11 ай бұрын
Three old Jewish guys sitting at a cafe in Tel Aviv. "Oh my aching head," says Yitzhak. "My daughter says she's a lesbian and has married another woman. What are we to do!" "Let me tell you!" says Joseph. "My son has lost all his money gambling and is broke. He's living at home, no job. What a disgrace, my son." "Let me tell you!" says Benjamin. "My son tells us he's no longer a Jew. He's converted to Christianity and moved away to Jerusalem. Oy, his mother is beside herself with grief, he never calls! Our very own son!" That evening, Benjamin kneels beside his bed and prays, tears streaming down his cheeks. "Dear Lord! Lord of Abraham and Isaac. I am in such a quandary. My son, my flesh and blood, has forsaken our religion, our heritage. He's become a Christian and moved to Jerusalem. I am in such pain.Tell me what I should do?" The clouds part, a deep and powerful voice emanates from the heavens. "Let me tell you..."
@standupgags
11 ай бұрын
Well Robert, seems you've stumbled onto Monty Python, not Tinder. 🤦♂️
@emetahava
10 ай бұрын
SATURDAY not sunday!!!
@ifcukin8mufc168
11 ай бұрын
Old .. but how the f world has changed about humour .!
@capcompass9298
11 ай бұрын
Firetruck?
@richardstiles6370
9 ай бұрын
Just excellent 👍🤓
@standupgags
9 ай бұрын
Thanks, Richard! Thrilled you enjoyed it. 😊🙏
@silverdrillpickle7596
11 ай бұрын
Technically, not Sunday. My guys are Saturday guys.
@thegroovetube3247
11 ай бұрын
He's saying Saturday. The captions are saying Sunday.
@50337andy
11 ай бұрын
Us UK northerners usually shorten Saturday to Sat'di. That's why it kinda sounds like Sunday.
@unbearifiedbear1885
11 ай бұрын
@@50337andy it is pretty ridiculous how diverse UK accents are for such a tiny landmass.. it changes every 20miles 😂 Interestingly, this was actually a key aspect in British covert transmissions during and before WW2, as German/European spies found it hard to decipher what was being said, whereas nearly every natural English speaker of the day would've understood perfectly
@stephenphillips7699
11 ай бұрын
@@50337andyyer rate dare lad
@UKKC80s
11 ай бұрын
Think they say Sunday cos Saturday is Jewish religious day so prob offensive so making it Sunday isn't as offensive , unless your not deaf Jew, in which case it could be😂. Most Jewish people I know though have a sense of humour.
@esterherschkovich6499
11 ай бұрын
Oy vey loved it!!!
@SuperErikRoss
9 ай бұрын
Im Dyin Over Heah !!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
@abdallahalhasnainytimuroglu
11 ай бұрын
Most funny thing here was when he said " God your a jew and I'm a jew. 😂😂😂
@standupgags
11 ай бұрын
Absolutely Abdallah, that part had me laughing too. 😂👌
@Miles-td8kh
10 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥
@standupgags
10 ай бұрын
You're cracking me up, Miles! 🔥😂
@helentucker6407
10 ай бұрын
Love Bernard manning! 😆
@standupgags
10 ай бұрын
Agree, Helen! Bernard Manning's humor is indeed unmatched! 😂🙌
@standupgags
10 ай бұрын
I agree, Helen! Bernard Manning is truly one-of-a-kind! 😆🙌
@standupgags
10 ай бұрын
Helen, Bernard Manning's humor certainly keeps us laughing! 😂👏
@standupgags
10 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoy him, Helen! His humor certainly leaves a mark. 😆👍
@helentucker6407
10 ай бұрын
@@standupgags I can remember certain jokes from more than 40 years ago! Me and my dad used to watch him on the tele. 😆
@HDsharp
10 ай бұрын
Tell that to Levy owner of Spurs!
@standupgags
10 ай бұрын
Sure, HD. Let's see if Daniel will take our advice! ⚽💬
@georgeduncan2928
9 ай бұрын
That is one of the best joke ever
@standupgags
9 ай бұрын
Glad you enjoyed it, George! 😂 Keep laughing! 🙌
@davidsquires3549
10 ай бұрын
Great
@standupgags
10 ай бұрын
Nice to meet you, David! 🤗 How may I assist you today?👍
@that_bloke_kiri
11 ай бұрын
hahaha laawd
@peterlpool1387
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@standupgags
11 ай бұрын
Sure thing, Peter! 😂👍
@johnsorrow1987
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂👍
@WESSERPARAQUAT
10 ай бұрын
Bernard! THE Best!
@standupgags
10 ай бұрын
Thanks Wesser! I appreciate your support! 🙌🎉
@libbaT
10 ай бұрын
It's actually a great lesson in how faith works
@standupgags
10 ай бұрын
I agree, Libba. Faith shapes our perspective and understanding in mysterious ways. 🌷🕊️
@colthomas59
9 ай бұрын
He nicked that joke
@standupgags
9 ай бұрын
Colin, originality is key when it comes to comedy. 🤔😉
@joeblack8915
9 ай бұрын
What people don't realize is that he had Russian Jewish ancestry.
@standupgags
9 ай бұрын
That's an interesting insight, Joe. History and ancestry are always fascinating! 🌍🔍
@dtulip1
11 ай бұрын
Actually Bernard say SATURDAY morning....because THAT is the Jewish Sunday
@standupgags
11 ай бұрын
Thanks for the clarification, Bernard! 👍😊
@dtulip1
10 ай бұрын
@@standupgags 🤣
@Maria_Nicola_Ward
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@The-Audi-driver
10 ай бұрын
A white man a Rasta and a Jew all bought a car, the white man says I’m gonna tune it. The Rasta says, I’m gonna put the best sound system money can buy in it. The Jews says and I’m gonna take 2inch off the exhaust
@standupgags
10 ай бұрын
Sounds like a recipe for one unique, killer car, Steven 👍🚗
@user-ix1ki1po5r
11 ай бұрын
quality
@burtybasset
11 ай бұрын
Classic you can use a Irish fella aswell with this joke
@fiachramaccana280
11 ай бұрын
or a Yorkshireman
@Disc023-ps6le
Ай бұрын
Thats the reason they wear the wee silly hats ... There cheaper than the big silly hats 😮
@martyreking5487
10 ай бұрын
Another ending for that joke could be God telling him to pray on a Sabbath day which is on Saturdays...not Sundays.
@standupgags
10 ай бұрын
Interesting perspective, Marty. Comedic timing would certainly change with that twist! 😉👍
@Mulberry2000
9 ай бұрын
lol
@standupgags
9 ай бұрын
Sure is, Mulberry! How did you come up with such a cool name? 😊👍
@rmc4091
10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@standupgags
10 ай бұрын
Sure had me laughing too, R! 😂👌
@robertbilling6266
10 ай бұрын
Great clip, but someone made a complete mess of the subtitles.
@standupgags
10 ай бұрын
I agree Robert, the subtitles were definitely not the best. 🎬😅
@zaftra
10 ай бұрын
Manning clearly says Saturday, is it an accent thing.
@standupgags
10 ай бұрын
Zaftra, it could be an accent thing indeed. Different ears, different interpretations.👂🎧
@wbafc1231
11 ай бұрын
Could see that coming from a long way off
@michaeltrevor7156
5 ай бұрын
Sanitised version of the gag
@Onmysheet
10 ай бұрын
It's better with the F word at the end.
@standupgags
10 ай бұрын
Sure Secret, it's all about personal preference. Thanks for your input! 🙌🍿
@briangogerty704
11 ай бұрын
lol Mo ok no
@standupgags
11 ай бұрын
Sure thing, Brian! 🤗👍
@nealc.6927
10 ай бұрын
Why did you translate "Saturday Morning" to "Sunday Morning?" Saturday is the Jewish 'holy' day, Sunday is the Christians . . .
@standupgags
10 ай бұрын
My apologies, Neal. That was a mistake in translation. Thanks for catching! 🙏📚
@dannylowe89dl
10 ай бұрын
Why is the Jew at temple on Sunday?
@standupgags
10 ай бұрын
Danny, Judaism's Sabbath is Saturday, but they might go Sunday too.🕍📅
@johnnyhmash
11 ай бұрын
It's Saturday ffs!
@rhuephus
10 ай бұрын
HA HA ... only one "flaw" with the story. the Jewish "sabbath" is on SATURDAY not sunday
@standupgags
10 ай бұрын
You're right, R. Thanks for the clarification about Jewish traditions. 👍😊
@standupgags
10 ай бұрын
Thanks for pointing that out, R! Always appreciate fresh insights. 😊🙏
@standupgags
10 ай бұрын
Thanks for the correction, R! My apologies for the oversight 😅.
@adecirkett5351
9 ай бұрын
Considering how easy it is to be anti-semetic at the moment how come this is noT?
@vkiperman
10 ай бұрын
Um, jews pray on Saturday morning 😅
@standupgags
10 ай бұрын
Thanks for clarifying, Vlad! Appreciate your insight. 🙏🙂
@joeblack8915
9 ай бұрын
And he actually said Saturday.
@terrymcnamara1099
2 ай бұрын
Why would a jew wait until Sunday to pray?
@YaronShachar-ny6ih
11 ай бұрын
Sunday morning?
@EastWestMangi
10 ай бұрын
A Jew on a Sunday 🤔
@standupgags
10 ай бұрын
East, being Jewish doesn't restrict someone from activities on Sundays. 📅🕊️
@EastWestMangi
10 ай бұрын
@@standupgags I thought it would have restricted them to prayer exclusively on the Sabbath 😁
@TheSpoovy
10 ай бұрын
Saw it coming a mile away, and it wasn't funny.
@standupgags
10 ай бұрын
Sorry you saw it that way, C. We'll aim for better next time. 😊👍
@oliverdartnellmachin3756
9 ай бұрын
Why Jewish though.... because Jesus was Jewish and this character is Jewish? Because otherwise I don't really get the connection, normally a joke like that is taking the piss out of something particular related to the religion or the nationality. I suppose really you could use any religion or or nationality in this joke, no?
@standupgags
9 ай бұрын
Yes, Oliver, any religion or nationality would work in the joke. 🌍😊
@PaulBlake-ow5gr
9 ай бұрын
A Jewish stereotype is that they are tight with their money it’s been done 100s of times even shows like family guy ect do it
@dancedecker
8 ай бұрын
The relevance here is that certainly in the UK where this programme was aired and where Bernard was probably most well known, Jews are 'known' to be very tight with their money. I haven't found it to be true, but it is certainly a stereotype here that the joke puts its punchline upon. I hope this puts it in a better context for you now.
@Maggie_n_Mitch23
11 ай бұрын
Jew and a Arab playing poker is so much better?
@David-nq4qi
8 ай бұрын
I detest Bernard Manning, but at least he knew that the Jewish sabbath is on Saturday, which the idiot unloader responsible for the captions obviously doesn't, and wasn’t even listening to what Manning actually said.
@Sams.Videos
11 ай бұрын
I don't get it.
@standupgags
11 ай бұрын
Sorry for confusion, Sam's the user. 😊👍
@dancedecker
8 ай бұрын
In the UK, Jews are stereotyped as tight with money. That's the punchline. He wanted god to help him, but he wouldn't even buy a ticket. It just underlines the stereotype. Thats what, certainly to a UK audience, usually makes it funny.
@LordBingham1
11 ай бұрын
Errrr, old clip
@artrandy
11 ай бұрын
He's been dead 16 years, what were you expecting? That the clouds parted and Bernard told a new joke...........
@truthmatters1950
11 ай бұрын
@@artrandy Gold mate! With that kind of SOH you could start your own channel! @LordBingham1 - recommend 10 second google before the knee-jerk 1-liners
@LordBingham1
11 ай бұрын
@@artrandy my comment was in response to others stating it was an old joke.
@derekduvale4059
11 ай бұрын
Clown
@LordBingham1
11 ай бұрын
@@derekduvale4059 who?
@SeanEllis1
11 ай бұрын
Shite
@joeblack8915
9 ай бұрын
Bet if it were a lefty comedian telling it, you'd think it was the greatest joke ever told, ya knob.
@JustmyopinionSublick
11 ай бұрын
Old joke. 🇮🇪
@anglewoden
11 ай бұрын
What is wrong with people like you?
@marekgregory4512
11 ай бұрын
Old footage 🤷♂️
@deanbenn1459
11 ай бұрын
Of course it's old, he's been dead for 10 years. What did you expect, it's old ffs wake up. You're funnier than the joke!
@fus149hammer5
11 ай бұрын
@@deanbenn1459Oh no he aint!😂
@artsed08
11 ай бұрын
Ireland certainly is an old joke.
@daveoaf
11 ай бұрын
About as funny as finding a lump on a bollock
@elsharkio
11 ай бұрын
Just wondering which comedians you like and find funny?
@soilentgreen7
11 ай бұрын
now that would be funny if you found one on yours
@soilentgreen7
11 ай бұрын
won't be many, he doesn't have a sense of humour@@elsharkio
@john-hl5tq
11 ай бұрын
@@soilentgreen7 He's probably one of those cretins who pays fifty quid to listen to middle class pricks spout unfunny jibes at Canceled Celebs, Donald Trump and Tory politicians you have never heard off.
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