"... And they took exception to that" what a line.
@destroyerblackdragon
3 жыл бұрын
Speaking of lines let's try some cocain.
@arkhamjamesv
3 жыл бұрын
"Buuut, you know how that song and dance goes."
@justsomeguy1923
3 жыл бұрын
@@arkhamjamesv aaaaaand I killed all but one of them.
@dertotemann3942
3 жыл бұрын
@@justsomeguy1923 what happened to the last one?
@justsomeguy1923
3 жыл бұрын
@@dertotemann3942 pussed out like a bicth.
@overest2
9 жыл бұрын
..."Then he proceeded to tilt every painting he passed on the way here" Nehehehehehehehehehehe
@DuccDoesADoot
4 жыл бұрын
*Sighs* Oh god.. Walking through that hallway is going to give me such a headache now..
@ultimateqmazing2537
4 жыл бұрын
@@DuccDoesADoot I swear to god with my OCD that would make me wanna shoot myself.
@kurogirigames7844
4 жыл бұрын
There is a fine line between being a dick and being an asshole and TFS Alucard destroys that line
@pigmanjj8483
4 жыл бұрын
im mad that i laughed too.
@OrderPrerogative
4 жыл бұрын
I loved this line
@georgelopes4589
3 жыл бұрын
"He then proceeded to tilt every painting he past by on the way over here." That is so deliciously evil, even by Alucard standards.
@madbreaker2439
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@theone9132
3 жыл бұрын
His laugh ties it together so nicely
@justsomefbiagentwithbigfoo8977
3 жыл бұрын
@@theone9132 ikr he's just so damn proud of himself... And we are to
@official.steelvoice
2 жыл бұрын
hehehehehehehahhahahahahahahahaha
@alucardofhellsing5984
2 жыл бұрын
you forgot when Walter said fuck the police
@thetrashmammal7389
3 жыл бұрын
The fact that alucard is canonically responsible for the events of highschool of the dead is amazing.
@guccygoose383
3 жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t that be funny if it was actually true🌚
@ceoofcope2045
3 жыл бұрын
What how
@thetrashmammal7389
3 жыл бұрын
@@ceoofcope2045 the clip where integra asks if he finished his job In japan and he said 99.99% done and it showed the intro clip to highschool of the dead where the zombie is pressed up against the school gate
@ceoofcope2045
3 жыл бұрын
@@thetrashmammal7389 Interesting, are there any other connections for the two shows?
@thetrashmammal7389
3 жыл бұрын
@@ceoofcope2045 I'm pretty sure it's just a one liner
@WhatheEFF
4 жыл бұрын
"and what happened to the last one?" "Pussed out like a BITCH!" also, "whoops, tautology."
@aloafofnotbreadbread7374
3 жыл бұрын
@@Sleepynegro420 Nope, this is the abridged version. Not the English dub.
@Zynet_Eseled
Жыл бұрын
I had the most sudden unstoppable snicker in the world. Light it became a full laugh
@WhatheEFF
Жыл бұрын
@@Zynet_Eseled lmao
@stephweasenforth7891
Жыл бұрын
“What’s this? No little Timmy glued to your crotch? Progress”
@witherwolf3316
3 жыл бұрын
"Never visit Brazil" Alucard: I'm going to Brazil
@DragonKnight_
3 жыл бұрын
He's the only person who wanted to go to Brazil.
@witherwolf3316
3 жыл бұрын
@@DragonKnight_ Exactly
@DragonKnight_
3 жыл бұрын
@@witherwolf3316 I'm taking the police girl and the french men.
@DevilRayRex666
3 жыл бұрын
@@DragonKnight_ cause he’s the only one that not only can survive Brazil but make it his bitch as well.
@skylerbehunin7777
3 жыл бұрын
Jesus wants a huuuug
@Dugaid
3 жыл бұрын
“Get that bitch a canon” is now my favorite line ever thank you I will die in peace now
@twistedjoke3510
3 жыл бұрын
Bitches love cannons
@kieranmcginley1262
3 жыл бұрын
New sensation sweeping the nation
@matthewwagner4073
3 жыл бұрын
⁰
@Someone-or8tp
2 жыл бұрын
Cockney accent: "BITCHES LOVE CANNONS!"
@Zak-tk8wv
2 жыл бұрын
Yee
@lonestarwolfentertainment7184
3 жыл бұрын
“And all of the sexual harassment.” “...I’m not apologizing.” Those sexual harassment charges aren’t for Alucard they are for Integra XD Alucard called the cops on her ass and refuses to apologize!
@megarhombus7532
3 жыл бұрын
He would
@AraujoDaisuki
3 жыл бұрын
Fuck... That makes sense.
@kookieman2227
3 жыл бұрын
Damn that made way to much sense.
@rodrelackerman9324
3 жыл бұрын
Kinda strange that alucard of all people would call the cops
@mookiestewart3776
3 жыл бұрын
@@rodrelackerman9324 not strange at all he likes to troll
@BillyOfTea
3 жыл бұрын
"White Chicks was amazing." "And, he believes it too." Truly evil power indeed.
@isdrakon9802
2 жыл бұрын
It'd be hilarious if the control broke. As if white chicks was just that bad
@alucardofhellsing5984
2 жыл бұрын
ugh
@cheangizzz
2 жыл бұрын
White chicks was amazing. Never gonna rewatch it tho.
@healgoth
Жыл бұрын
@@cheangizzz it’s a genuinely good nostalgia bomb, the OST and fashion are perfect Y2K aesthetics
@ncrvako
Жыл бұрын
@@cheangizzz it was amazing and i will rewatch it too.
@aqullya
4 жыл бұрын
Walter is simply one Hell of a butler.
@bassettehound
4 жыл бұрын
A Butler who can't do that much isn't worth his salt
@grimgreycastle5141
4 жыл бұрын
Well to be fair though he did go to hell
@B.G.Greyskull
3 жыл бұрын
like Alfred batmans butler
@ms.centurion9708
3 жыл бұрын
But can he sing
@B.G.Greyskull
3 жыл бұрын
Fair point
@dzigayu4944
2 жыл бұрын
"2000 for a... Candy?" "That's Candi with an i btw" This line fucking kills me everytime.
@wahtinthegoddamn1487
2 жыл бұрын
I actually didnt get it. :/
@jkm7983
2 жыл бұрын
@@wahtinthegoddamn1487 Candi is the name of a woman
@deadpan904
2 жыл бұрын
@@jkm7983 Is that the one from Two And Half Men, since thats the only possible thing I can think off, because thats how dialogue goes in that show when they introduce her
@yuncelluz8709
Жыл бұрын
I See..
@megarhombus7532
Жыл бұрын
@@wahtinthegoddamn1487 alucard paid for a prostitute.
@KM-jb3vg
3 жыл бұрын
It's funny that the abridged version of this isnt too far off the actual show at points even some of these clips
@emilymccallion9806
3 жыл бұрын
They’re like the same characters just more jokes lol
@Gevaudan1471
3 жыл бұрын
Wait this isnt the real show?
@Norrabal
3 жыл бұрын
@@Gevaudan1471 I hope your joking
@anightshadeguyman5089
3 жыл бұрын
@@Gevaudan1471 no. A group of people took the actual anime and then did their own voices over all the clips
@fathom6788
2 жыл бұрын
@@anightshadeguyman5089 I am extremely disappointed and my year is ruined.
@YOURNOTSAFEAGAIN
3 жыл бұрын
"Are they hookers?" "NO!" "And like that, youve lost me" i feel this mood at least 8 times a day
@Ghost-nj7nj
3 жыл бұрын
It is my goal in life to use that line at some point
@shaynemaskall6984
3 жыл бұрын
@BlazeTrail 1269 That's nasty.
@lubenicmackavic2780
2 жыл бұрын
that is literally both of my brothers when I talk to them on the phone
@Meraverin
27 күн бұрын
I've used it at work especially when it's meetings with higher ups
@furionmax7824
3 жыл бұрын
Abridged or not. Seras stopping those two from fighting was the greatest thing she's ever done. They would've turned that art museum into a full on blood bath.
@plantainsame2049
2 жыл бұрын
Think it was a war museum
@althelor
Жыл бұрын
What I love is that they pretty much didn't change anything about that scene. That is almost exactly how it happened in the actual show and manga.
@PrinceYamiUchihaCosplay
Жыл бұрын
@ben s I mean Hellsing Ultimate did follow the Manga like Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood and Dragon Ball Z Kai
@plantainsame2049
Жыл бұрын
@@ardademir3468 parden?
@ultrapokemon9984
8 ай бұрын
I want more shows like this. shit is amazing. From what I have seen, it sounds so badass and funny at the same time
@VampireA1056
2 жыл бұрын
"Should it also be 3D?" "NO THAT'S A STUPID FUCKING GIMMICK AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT!" I love that part😂
@thecrimsonf---ker296
2 жыл бұрын
I mean come on you know it I know it even police girl knows it IT IS A REALLY STUPID GIMMICK
@operationmisanthropia5831
2 жыл бұрын
That 3D-mocking aged pretty well because its really a stupid fucking gimmick that absolute does a shit
@PrinceYamiUchihaCosplay
Жыл бұрын
Alucard's not wrong there
@ondrejsedlak4935
Ай бұрын
I don't mind 3D. It's a fun gimmick
@thesenate5913
4 жыл бұрын
Alucard dresses like a guy from the spanish inquisition. Quite fitting that no one expects him
@v_is_unknown8972
4 жыл бұрын
More like dante from devil may cry because the guns and well I guess the red coat
@jsbfkdls
3 жыл бұрын
I am genuienly confused, is this the actual dubbing?
@xenon_keith
3 жыл бұрын
@@jsbfkdls nope, its a parody dub
@chestbumphero
3 жыл бұрын
@@jsbfkdls it’s the abridged, if you want the original audio it’s under Hellsing Ultimate
@AngusAgony
3 жыл бұрын
666 likes
@nicoskalampokis7568
3 жыл бұрын
"Kill ya later ya mosterous heaten" by far one of my favourite quotes from alexander anderson
@thecrimsonf---ker296
2 жыл бұрын
You too you catholic sociopath
@bexlaw3127
Жыл бұрын
You to you catholic sociopath 😂
@patro7177
26 күн бұрын
"You too, you catholic sociopath... oops, tautology!"
@cedrick25
3 жыл бұрын
2:12 damn this anime was way ahead of its time with the Brazil meme
@DragonKnight_
3 жыл бұрын
Your going to BRAZIL
@DevilRayRex666
3 жыл бұрын
Alucard: taking the police girl and the French man!
@probablyjinxed
Жыл бұрын
of course alucard would be WILLING to go to brazil, that’s the only place that could contain his madness
@PrinceYamiUchihaCosplay
Жыл бұрын
Alucard: Jesus wants a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuug
@berserker4861
3 жыл бұрын
6:01 Why does it sound 10 time more intimidating when Walter says he is an ex-vampire hunter then if he said he is currently a vampire hunter?
@justinrolls9526
3 жыл бұрын
Because it implys he survived an occupation where the main goal is to kill superhuman cannibals long enough to retire.
@berserker4861
3 жыл бұрын
@@justinrolls9526 Ok thats a good point there.
@DrNeonGaming
2 жыл бұрын
"Fear an old man in a profession thay you die young in."
@battlemageazulio1019
2 жыл бұрын
@@DrNeonGaming Exactly.
@TritonX1
3 жыл бұрын
"Hey guys how's your health plan?" *guards shooting* "APPARENTLY ITS GREAT!"
@Jacob-gv7it
Жыл бұрын
walter... be honest with me, what are we looking at in terms of collateral
@PrinceYamiUchihaCosplay
Жыл бұрын
@@Jacob-gv7it the Alucard amount
@TheRuneTail
3 жыл бұрын
Alucard’s chuckle at the paint tilting was so perfect
@Ymiriron
Жыл бұрын
Nihihihihhihehehehehe XD
@General_C
Жыл бұрын
_sigh_ "Oh god, walking through that hallway is going to give me such a headache now..."
@princenightlife1970
11 ай бұрын
Kills me everytime
@tallperson-qx9el
3 жыл бұрын
"I shall do exactly as the butler does.....and tidy up" a phenomenal line, truly marvelous
@dungeonmaster2490
3 жыл бұрын
“Hey kids, want to see a dead body!!” Gets me every time! XD
@TBomb15
3 жыл бұрын
I love that this anime remembered that vampires have mind control powers (to a certain extent). It seems to be completely lost in current “renditions”
@jurivjerdha2467
3 жыл бұрын
True thats actually cool. Those small skills are better than just being overpowered
@thefives7ar
3 жыл бұрын
@@jurivjerdha2467 Meanwhile Alucard is the definition of an overpowered vampire lol Alucards powers far surpass almost any form of Vampire in all of cinema or anime, his powers are pretty much god tier.
@jurivjerdha2467
3 жыл бұрын
@@thefives7ar you missed the point. I didnt say he isnt overpowered . All i'm saying is cool that he has skills that arsnt power related. Plus...god tier? He isnt even city level.
@Lowkeylie
3 жыл бұрын
@@jurivjerdha2467 He is easily capable of wiping out an entire city. We watch him slaughter an entire army and drink millions of souls in the finale. God? Maybe that’s a bit much maybe. But he’s basically a one man army (in that he quite literally can have an entire army inside him at any time) and nigh unkillable after consuming Shroedinger. Don’t sell him short.
@jurivjerdha2467
3 жыл бұрын
@@Lowkeylie still he is fighting ..humans...
@1wiseguy
3 жыл бұрын
My favourite part is: Get on your knees! I'm not your mom last night
@silersun4458
3 жыл бұрын
And they took *exception* to that.
@danielmclatchie2053
3 жыл бұрын
Buut you know how that song and dance goes
@dertotemann3942
3 жыл бұрын
@@danielmclatchie2053 annnd I killed all but one of them
@michaelm3461
3 жыл бұрын
@@dertotemann3942 What happened to the last one?
@dertotemann3942
3 жыл бұрын
@@michaelm3461 pussed out like a BITCH
@0Kasada
6 жыл бұрын
Doesn't have the anti-tank rifle; clearly not actually "best of."
@whydidyoupressthegokubutto3396
4 жыл бұрын
0Kasada it also doesn’t have Luke's brother
@furionmax7824
3 жыл бұрын
Yan: fuck that's an anti tank rifle... HOLY SHIT THATS AN ANTI TANK RIFLE!!
@Postsager
3 жыл бұрын
It doesn’t have every second of every episode, clearly not a best of
@atomicr4y472
3 жыл бұрын
"You have an anti-tank rifle. Over there, is a tank. FIGURE IT OUT!!!"
@fds7476
3 жыл бұрын
@@atomicr4y472 A man of class, I see!
@raygardner5721
2 жыл бұрын
Seeing Walter kicking ass for the first time, finally a badass butler who isn't called Sebastian...
@generalofinsanity4418
2 жыл бұрын
Or Alfred
@justamarvelfan423
Жыл бұрын
Ot Watari
@FirstIsa
Жыл бұрын
Sebas from Overlord would agree he is neither badass or over powered- right before he leveled a city because someone insulted Momonga.
@digitaltailsmon4096
4 ай бұрын
Given he’s a butler who became a Batman parody to help his magical girl basically daughter / niece, yep.
@wccman107
4 жыл бұрын
3:03, huh, so that’s how High school of the Dead started. With that lousy .01% ...DAMMIT ALUCARD🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
@sequorroxx
4 жыл бұрын
Seriously understated reference. Glad some people get it.
@TheShreddedSnorlax
4 жыл бұрын
I can fully accept that as HOTD canon
@onepieceking1770
3 жыл бұрын
Lol yep alucard forgot to kill one or just nvr cared for that last one anyway
@san0mad
3 жыл бұрын
Too bad HOTD haven't finished in like, what 10 years?
@Concerned_Custodian
3 жыл бұрын
He had ONE JOB
@HyperfixationWizard
2 жыл бұрын
"No that's a stupid fucking gimmick and everyone knows it!" He was right
@cyriszx
5 жыл бұрын
Can't blame Alucard , if I had such an unlimited power I would be an asshole also . FUck they gon do to me ? shoot me ? cha xD
@StigmaFirestorm
4 жыл бұрын
No they gonna grab that guy who can stop you! What was his name again.... oh yes.... MICHAEL MCDOESN'TEXIST!!!
@carlossssssss5492
3 жыл бұрын
@@StigmaFirestorm DPS fan?
@RooneyHimself
3 жыл бұрын
@@StigmaFirestorm Hey there.
@williammora2616
2 жыл бұрын
@@StigmaFirestorm lol
@Zak-tk8wv
2 жыл бұрын
lol
@Daniel-ri2dy
2 жыл бұрын
Upon walking into a room full of french mercenarys. "Whats up with the pride meeting" Team fourstars comedic writing is absolutely fucking exquisite👌👌
@Delta5x7
3 жыл бұрын
After all of these years I finally get the Brazil joke
@GetsugaTensho85
3 жыл бұрын
I don't! Foreigner.
@blakechandler167
3 жыл бұрын
yeah im gonna need clarification
@DeidaraSakurasama
3 жыл бұрын
@@blakechandler167 So, you know how kids will do EXACTLY what you tell them NOT to do? Yeah. Edit: if its specifically brazil joke, then I flunked it too.😭
@anonguy772
3 жыл бұрын
Look up the "YOU ARE GOING TO BRAZIL" meme This coming from a Brazillian mind you, so if I don't get this I've failed epically :T
@raistlarn
3 жыл бұрын
@@anonguy772 That makes no sense if you are talking about how the abridged series is referencing the meme. The abridged series ended 2 years before the meme even existed.
@beardedgreek9069
2 жыл бұрын
That "whoops, tautology!" burn is an incredibly smart insult.
@deadbushmasterz8823
3 жыл бұрын
"...and proceeded to tilt all of the paintings on the way here" My life goals have been met with the finisher of that sentence
@willsworld2732
3 жыл бұрын
Why does Alucard remind me of a psychotic dante from dmc
@Riadurrohman
3 жыл бұрын
Because they Looked really similar And also Can you comment to death battle video To make alucard vs Dante That Will be awesome
@Noel_le
3 жыл бұрын
@@Riadurrohman dante spites, guy is universal
@Riadurrohman
3 жыл бұрын
@@Noel_le maybe Is a stalemate Because alucard Is omnipresent So.... Maybe Is Gonna be a boring fight
@mawk2722
3 жыл бұрын
Vergil did wonder what would happen if their roles were switched. I think we may have the closest thing to an answer we'll get...
@magosexploratoradeon6409
3 жыл бұрын
@@Riadurrohman If we're talking about post schrödinger alucard then it's not even a fight, it's a murder.
@tntkff9901
Жыл бұрын
"You know, immortality isn't as great as you think it is. You'd be bored after a while." Me after this series: "I have found MY MUSE!"
@mridukamaldas9862
3 жыл бұрын
The amount of savage replies that alucard gives, his enemies should have died from the words itself.
@codyeric4
4 ай бұрын
Walter’s introduction fighting that Valentine brother was gangsta ass hell lol
@harrymurray2515
3 жыл бұрын
That laugh when Alucard tilted the paintings.
@HatsODoom
3 жыл бұрын
I just realized where the Brazil meme came from...
@cunningsmile4166
3 жыл бұрын
JESUS WANTS A HUG
@ireneshelton3661
3 жыл бұрын
@@cunningsmile4166 was that seriously the thing that started the meme? EDIT: I immediately realized I had my scenes mixed up, I was thinking about the Jesus420swagYOLO from episode 4.
@ireneshelton3661
3 жыл бұрын
@@fakerganjaman episode 4, after Father Anderson and Alucard fight in the motel (?), Alucard says something along the lines of “I hope you like what I’ve done to the statue of Big J~~!” And then it pans to Christ the Redeemer holding a banner saying “420YOLOSWAG4JESUS” or something. If you want to watch the episode, you can’t miss it because A) the scene takes place before the title card show up and B) Anderson screams bloody murder after seeing what Alucard did to the statue.
@HeavenForge
3 жыл бұрын
@@ireneshelton3661 Christ the Redeemer is the name of the statue
@ireneshelton3661
3 жыл бұрын
@@HeavenForge thank you!
@TheStopShort
2 жыл бұрын
I love how the Frenchman all whimper like dogs went Integra tells them to stop screaming
@Gingerman_115
3 жыл бұрын
“And what happened to the last one?” With legit curiosity and confusion. Alucard: “Pussed out liek a biach!”
@coachlombardi9657
2 жыл бұрын
Alucard: Silver lining; I can cancel my room service!
@jaxyn6872
2 жыл бұрын
I just find it amazing that they kept most of Anderson’s character while also changing his morals, backstory and personality
"...killing at least a dozen innocent people---" "Oh so did Anthony Hopkins, and he got a fucking Oscar for it!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 nice
@catstudios2xx2x66
3 жыл бұрын
Walter: I’ll do what the butler does ... tidy up
@WolfLover21213
3 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite version. The original is good, but THIS is a masterpiece.
@tom.mk7_151
Жыл бұрын
“But what do I know, Im cockney, I’m uncultured” I love Police girl 😂❤
@catstudios2xx2x66
3 жыл бұрын
Alucard: I’m not your mother last night Officer: aaaahahhhhhahahahhaha
@Zerkezhi
9 жыл бұрын
Love the HotD reference^^
@fadillangston9797
5 жыл бұрын
?
@MrAlexander789
5 жыл бұрын
@@fadillangston9797 Highschool of the Dead the part with the zombie going towards the gate without stopping
@crybabydemonboy
2 жыл бұрын
I love how people gloss over the fact that Alucard called the feds on Integra for all the sexual harassment
@SomethingWittyRW
Жыл бұрын
"I tried to stop him but he said and pardon my french" "Some taken" "Fuck the police, he then tipped every painting so it's not centered"
@deswalls9586
3 жыл бұрын
The fact that I can do the voice Alucard pleases me to no end
@Eevie736
2 жыл бұрын
Good to hear
@qinjikofoxx5580
Жыл бұрын
SAME HERE!
@catoticneutral
3 жыл бұрын
I kinda want to watch this show now. Partly so I can watch the abridged version with context, partly because the animation style seems kinda cool.
@sakilynn
3 жыл бұрын
Make sure it's Hellsing Ultimate. The original animation release is severely lacking in comparison to Ultimate.
@serasvictoria9666
2 жыл бұрын
@@sakilynn Tbh I enjoyed them both the original might not be a great hellsing but it was a good anime better than the ones coming out nowadays nothing has such unique artstyle and story like hellsing and hellsing ultimate
@sakilynn
2 жыл бұрын
@@serasvictoria9666 well yeah, it was good. I just meant that the last episode left a lot of unanswered questions and felt anticlimactic as a result.
@wyattszakacs3457
2 жыл бұрын
This might as well be the actual dub
@catoticneutral
2 жыл бұрын
@@sakilynn Update: I watched the entire original release and I am currently watching Ultimate, I have also started reading the manga.
@emmanuelortegabeleno9503
3 жыл бұрын
"except from brazil" so that's where the meme came from
@devonbickett349
2 жыл бұрын
"HEY KIDS WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?!" FUCKING HILARIOUS
@roxiego09
3 жыл бұрын
4:06 a 70 inch plasma wide screen tv with Netflix
@AcridCrowd
3 жыл бұрын
Should it also have 3D?
@roxiego09
3 жыл бұрын
No that’s a stupid fuking gimmick and everyone knows it
@DamonFyrian
8 жыл бұрын
Is it sad that I can say every line of Anderson's and Alucard's dialogue (including the moments where they're on screen together) without missing a beat? (This naturally includes Integra's lines in the some scenes.) I tend to do in their voices as well, because I do all three of them easily. (I'm Irish and Italian, so it's not hard. All I have to do then is swap the Irish up a little, and I have Anderson's Scottish accent. As for Alucard, I just cut them both out, and Integra is the only British accent I can do.) Side note: I also like to sing Jan's song. Weirds the crap out of people, too, which I find hilarious.
@goatbeard6857
4 жыл бұрын
For such amazing dialog, its not sad, it's a blessing
@ILIARIXTO
3 жыл бұрын
the sad thing is that no one asked
@coletrain411
3 жыл бұрын
@@ILIARIXTO actually the existence of the comments section implies that people should leave their ... you know, *comments*
@spectralstriker
3 жыл бұрын
Not sad, amazing.
@dedrik1461
3 жыл бұрын
@@coletrain411 don't blame him, his name says it all
@torakunoichi
3 жыл бұрын
I was just minding my own business BULLSHIT What?! I waaaaaas
@elovejapan7818
3 жыл бұрын
I love the whiny-ness in that “was”
@seanchan7167
2 жыл бұрын
'I have Vacation days?!' Myself when I started work
@БогданГоранов-п9х
3 жыл бұрын
I love the laugh after the tilted paintings.
@sumarian79
4 жыл бұрын
Gad damn, i laughed so hard i blew snot. This shit is absolutely brilliant.
@vincenttorrijos9680
3 жыл бұрын
2:12 they just predicted a meme
@evilflamingmonkey
4 жыл бұрын
What about the scene where Luke valentine meets Alucard?!?!?!1
@cyrusmuller6502
4 жыл бұрын
What about the rest of the episodes because they were all the best
@anthonyjones2015
3 жыл бұрын
This has a lil hint of archer in it and I love it.
@grand_howler
3 жыл бұрын
So glad my absolute favorite joke is the first one. “I WAAAAAS” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@alexandersergeant8501
3 жыл бұрын
🤵👰♂️
@laxattack4620
3 жыл бұрын
I honestly like the Abridged voices a lot more than the Dub voices 🙂
@emperortrevornorton3119
2 жыл бұрын
and no little Timmy glued to your leg progress Alucard and Alexander are God tier level of parody awesome/hilarious in Hellsing abridged
@melonman6522
2 жыл бұрын
The maniacal laughter about tilting the paintings
@Freeze-n-Frost
Ай бұрын
Alucard is now the SECOND most petty vampire I know, yelling at your boss for bribing you, not showing forgiveness for his boss getting complaints, & finally tilting every painting & portrait as he phases through walls because of his boss… If you’re asking who the first is, it’s Dio…who else is petty but looks as good???😂😂😂
@versusgaming3973
2 жыл бұрын
Walters amazing entrances after killing ghouls be like: P E R F E C T
@cloudedarctrooper
Жыл бұрын
I love his comment about 3d on tv screens Oh and the pettiness of Alucard tilting every single painting he came across to meet up with the French mercs. And the subsequent laugh.
@lazilyymade
3 жыл бұрын
2:24 I got nam flashbacks to when my friend in high school wrote a whole 10 chapter fanfiction over this scene.
@serasvictoria9666
2 жыл бұрын
What was it about?
@lazilyymade
2 жыл бұрын
@@serasvictoria9666 If I remember right, the bellhop fell in love with him right that second and went crazy in the end dreaming about him. And there was some NSFW in the middle for sure.
@serasvictoria9666
2 жыл бұрын
@@lazilyymade where can I read it?
@spectrumom1
4 ай бұрын
I’d say thank whoever’s listening that this didn’t get an ending.
@chelseaburgin8366
8 жыл бұрын
HA HA HA!!!! I've - got - to - stop - pressing - the - replay- button!!! XD XD (These bits are awesome!!!)
@abhabh6896
3 жыл бұрын
5:29 that must have felt so good!
@oldmonkey6753
2 жыл бұрын
the adventure time bit was great seeing as how the voice actor Crispin Freeman was a voice in one or two of the episodes
@ImaFnT-Rex
2 жыл бұрын
That laugh about the tilted paintings at the end 🤣
@Sephiroth32vergil
Жыл бұрын
What's great about abridged is that I can 100% believe this is how a 400 year old vampire bored with life would act like.
@vii558
3 жыл бұрын
Alucard was already making "your mom" jokes 5 years ahead of his time
@lynn-marieflechner5406
Жыл бұрын
5:51 let’s be real: we’ve ALL thought about this at some point or another.
@zacharyragsdale7489
3 жыл бұрын
This cannot be the real dialogue from the show , this is wonderful
@stephweasenforth7891
Жыл бұрын
It’s from a parody by Team Four Star, Hellsing Ultimate Abridged
@claramiqo7691
11 ай бұрын
It's not, but it's pretty damn close.
@stephweasenforth7891
11 ай бұрын
@@claramiqo7691 yeah they honestly did such a great job. I read a while back that the author of the anime was put onto HUA, and was so entertained that the parody was almost considered canon
@zuhvs
8 жыл бұрын
"Bullshit!!" I WAS!!!!
@uwu_0fficial584
3 жыл бұрын
"Bitches love cannons" 💀💀💀💀💀
@elizabethalderman8749
2 жыл бұрын
We totally do 🤣
@ImmortalLemon
Жыл бұрын
You know I recently made a neutral evil dungeons and dragons character for a campaign and it’s now I realized that there’s a deeply engrained memory of an amazing parody character who may have subconsciously inspired his personality
@hk.the.legend
3 ай бұрын
Anybody else felt like that laugh at the end was just contagious cause I just can't stop laughing when I think about it😂😂
@Kurogane_666
Жыл бұрын
I LOVE going for moonlight walks too, and Alicards come backs, PRICELESS!!!!!!! And the I'm not apologizing, I've used that and confused ppl, I played the scene and I got looked at like I'm nuts
@YourLordAnon
Жыл бұрын
"You too you Catholic psychopath! Oops, tautology!" Best line
@T0Ommer
3 жыл бұрын
Hey kids wanna see a dead body.... Ahhhhhhhhh
@anthonybanjak1000
Жыл бұрын
"He believes it too!" Oh, that is just nasty
@alchemistofsteel8099
Жыл бұрын
I like how Alucard is a mix of Spawn and Deadpool
@DraidenHanson
11 ай бұрын
the fact you can "go for a walk" in CoD is glorious
@DarkRaiish
Жыл бұрын
DBZ and Hellsing abridged are my new memory for both shows. I don't remember any of the original voices. And I love it. 😂
@LoveFor298Yen
3 жыл бұрын
“That’s ‘Candi’ with an I” holy lol
@kaollachan
7 ай бұрын
can someone explain?
@ZckxBlckTheTwnGurdins
2 жыл бұрын
"Im not youre mother last night"- Alucard
@TheMC1102
4 ай бұрын
The funniest thing about Hellsing Abridged is that the relationship between Alucard and Integra is pretty much the opposite to how it is in the original series.
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