Best of Theo Part 1! kzitem.info/news/bejne/yZiirXefbXuQh34
@jessesaroy9326
3 жыл бұрын
V up S
@SinEvo9
3 жыл бұрын
The story of him bringing a 60% homeless dude to a party for no reason kills me
@jmenke514
3 жыл бұрын
la'cedric
@yeegs5181
3 жыл бұрын
where he get 60% though lmao
@tumelo4526
3 жыл бұрын
@@yeegs5181 HE never elaborated, I thought he would! lol
@robertoneal1022
3 жыл бұрын
He said 60% bc he was wearing a fake Louie Vuitton jacket 🤣🤣 this is my favorite Theo story of all time
@jamomma7296
3 жыл бұрын
Straight gold
@gusvogt-shields4689
Жыл бұрын
I’ve never heard anyone make Joey laugh so hard.
@tnreprasentog7769
3 жыл бұрын
RIP Billy Conforto dude
@Thwap23
Жыл бұрын
I like the version of the LeCedric story where he’s an amazing actor better
@imbased7784
Жыл бұрын
papa murphys is fire tho
@sapog8729
3 жыл бұрын
“Were you jacked?” “Aw man for the first time in my life I could keep my hopes up.. I was strong..” LMAO DAWG
@christianhubbard8444
2 жыл бұрын
I’m glad I’m not the only one that caught that 😂
@bvsteel990
3 жыл бұрын
“ you look like an italian dude that drowned and then just still lived “ 😂😂😂😂😂
@JH-yi7qc
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣flamed his ass
@RicketyRocketyRoo
Жыл бұрын
lmao i havent got to this part but im assuming it's about joey diaz
@markusscholtes5241
Жыл бұрын
@@RicketyRocketyRoono brendan schaub😂
@bares669
7 ай бұрын
That shit killed me 😂😂😂
@wiisportsmatt9775
Жыл бұрын
Anytime he starts with "They had this" or "We had this" u already know hes about to say some of the funniest shit ever😂
@desertrider1973
3 жыл бұрын
Theo has the greatest poker face of all time . The motherfucker never breaks . Tremendous
@Mike-dm6nb
3 жыл бұрын
Because his comedy comes from his accent, unique Frame of mind and life experiences. He's just telling his stories how he knows it, it's everyone else that loses their minds laughing at them. This is pure humor.
@JensenParkour
2 жыл бұрын
@@Mike-dm6nb you’re fun at parties
@crispouk3070
2 жыл бұрын
@@Mike-dm6nb he definitely knows when he’s trying to be funny haha. It’s part of his personality now, but he does phrase things in a way that’s funny on purpose.
@animus2414
2 жыл бұрын
@@JensenParkour he's right though
@JensenParkour
2 жыл бұрын
@@animus2414 yeah you right
@Blossompot
3 жыл бұрын
@25:30 "They call it a gi huh?" "Yeah he was wearing a giyuh" 😂😂😂
@BTBAMsean
3 жыл бұрын
i could hear someone fold a piece of bread 80 ft away is the funniest. THE FUNNIEST. thing ever. ever. jesus christ theo is goated
@Ashley_Schaeffer
3 жыл бұрын
Shout out to Ben, the little Asian man that Theo almost ate...
@ischultzayyy3641
3 жыл бұрын
I was cracking up for sure
@estebandz888
3 жыл бұрын
I can hear a skittle hit the CEEment right outside😂
@joystick2212
3 жыл бұрын
is your username in reference to between the buried and me?
@BTBAMsean
3 жыл бұрын
@@joystick2212 yeah 👍👍
@zeroxeroFX
3 жыл бұрын
Theo is secretly really innocent. It’s wonderful. And, He’s pretty much constantly in a therapy session with himself, the way he speaks out his stream of consciousness and analyzes it with similes and metaphor. He’s entertaining and enlightening just to watch exist.
@Audiofatuation
3 жыл бұрын
Yes! The innocence
@JH-yi7qc
3 жыл бұрын
Don't let him fool you he is a bad person
@GarioTheRock
2 жыл бұрын
@@JH-yi7qc He just grew up poor in the south. He's just concerned about himself, but, that's not that debilitating as far as sociability goes...well. Its complicated.
@dafresnokid
2 жыл бұрын
His humor is his way of getting out of trouble. Listen to him carefully, his art is telling lies within his truth. Just listen, it'll blow your mind. #LongLiveTheRatKing
@mattq3449
2 жыл бұрын
@@dafresnokid c x
@braedendavis8972
2 жыл бұрын
"If you eat a black lady her family's gonna be pissed"😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kennethmortensen8159
5 ай бұрын
Well its probably true😂
@ThatPopularKid19
3 жыл бұрын
Theo talks like I do when I am sleep deprived.
@suavejefe
3 жыл бұрын
This resonated w me 100%
@FirstnameLastname-bn4gv
Жыл бұрын
Except he’s way funnier
@AKAK-rh7lr
8 ай бұрын
Dat ADHD boy
@elevro
3 жыл бұрын
"I think they'll be much more forgiving over a cupla day period."
@Donovan00
3 жыл бұрын
Theo is my favorite person on the planet. Because you either have the soft side of him being real (talking about his dad, sending people love, etc) or the side of him that beat down syndrome😂😂
@beatricefaria-clendinning8943
Жыл бұрын
Well Said!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🤣🤣🤣🇨🇦
@ourtime-downhere6931
3 жыл бұрын
Theo: tells story about a older kid getting him to bury his shit and says he's deviant Joe: How so?
@Audiofatuation
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jacobsaucier5346
3 жыл бұрын
Fucked up Joe has the worst way of trying to ask deeper questions sometimes and I love it 🤣
@TheBigChad
3 жыл бұрын
The whole spring and being in January and him saying you guys just aren’t open minded I don’t care how many times I hear it I cry laugh
@frankgell69
3 жыл бұрын
OMG Yes!!!
@LoganMiracle
3 жыл бұрын
Hearing Joey wheezing during the buzzing-underwear bit fucking killed me 🤣🤣🤣
@jimhalpert3409
3 жыл бұрын
That had me dying I rewinded maybe 5 times just to hear that man almost die from laughing 😆
@Audiofatuation
2 жыл бұрын
I lost it crying
@frealvincentvega
Жыл бұрын
If ida been at that table i wouldve knocked Joey up on some incontinence jokes!
@jackmack3674
3 жыл бұрын
Just Had to put my dog down of 16 years an hour ago. Watching this to take my mind away from the devastation . Thanks for the cheering up for a few minutes
@imherecauseyourcommentwasc1222
3 жыл бұрын
Bro wtf is your profile picture?! Are you sure you didn’t kill your dog?!
@lucasottens8506
2 жыл бұрын
You ever stop to think that maybe it's karma for the things you consume and are associated with? I mean, monkey torture porn is some dark shit.
@epicviolence123
11 ай бұрын
@@lucasottens8506 “monkey torture porn” 💀
@berrtusmaximus5212
5 ай бұрын
@@lucasottens8506bro…I am so baffled by this comment.
@jtbaying2312
22 күн бұрын
Sorry for your loss, my house was built in 1908 its fenced in our yard is a pet Cemetery. Birds,dogs,cats buried for over 100yrs.
@MegaFreefaller
3 жыл бұрын
32:05 fucking kills me bro. What a goddamn savage. "Don't reach over here. You bloated Italian" To his goddamn host🤣🤣
@FullDottle
2 жыл бұрын
"You wet the bed til you were 13?..........those people are always arsonists." 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@luutran9455
3 жыл бұрын
How tf does a single individual have all of these crazy ass bizarrely hilarious stories in just one human life time
@axlrosegnr
3 жыл бұрын
Lol you rarely hear him repeat any of his stories... Pretty sure many of them are improvised
@mikez650
3 жыл бұрын
Cocaine cocaine
@Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye
3 жыл бұрын
@LoS fan 🙌🏾 ☝️ THIS! People will never understand
@ourtime-downhere6931
3 жыл бұрын
@LoS fan 🙌🏾 that's the easiest and most straightforward way to put it but some people just will never understand it
@StubblyLumpkins
2 жыл бұрын
It's all real. He has a different vibration from others where weird stuff happens to him and he has a good way to grasp the different perspective.
@nikkijordan6042
3 жыл бұрын
Theo is a straight up gem
@Shootahfied
2 жыл бұрын
“I piss big on apple juice dude, I fuckin spray out on the AJ” 😂😂😂
@DNYGdj
3 жыл бұрын
RIP Billy Conforto but damn that embankment killed Mario too? 5:50 🤣🤣🤣
@BaysideShrimp
3 жыл бұрын
The embankments in Louisiana are built different
@pepe557
3 жыл бұрын
Mario rufino look it up lol
@edwardallen2696
3 жыл бұрын
@@pepe557 I actually did and it’s true!!!! Shits still crazy to me.
@joshbless4188
3 жыл бұрын
@@edwardallen2696 he was on a boat wasn’t he?
@edwardallen2696
3 жыл бұрын
@@joshbless4188 yes sir
@grekygrek
3 жыл бұрын
Theo and Brendans back and forth is so entertaining. He reminds me so much of my funniest friends growing up....except way funnier lol
@TicklesTrout
2 жыл бұрын
A gee-ya
@jaredk748
2 жыл бұрын
I wish Joe would just let Theo be funny and then leave it alone. He doesn’t need to dissect and try to dig into every joke that Theo makes 🤦🏻♂️
@Sindjelic88
Жыл бұрын
Haha Joe and Theo really disected and analyzed Theo's emotions and thoughts during his time burying someone else's shit. 😄
@Nomoneyproductions1
3 жыл бұрын
The bit about the buzzer underwear kills me everytime 😂😂😂🤣
@Audiofatuation
3 жыл бұрын
Me too!! I was cryiiing the first time
@elvinfrets4462
3 жыл бұрын
This dude literally had me spatting out LECHE through my nose lml
@AnCapCat
3 жыл бұрын
Its called a gi, yup Theo: yea yea he was wearing a geeya
@miks2819
3 жыл бұрын
Im dead.....lmao
@mercytoday
3 жыл бұрын
LOL!!!! That was so choice!!!
@Clownconspirator
3 жыл бұрын
brendan shuab is so unfunny it makes my neck hurt
@deanmontalbine4941
3 жыл бұрын
fr dude
@shakiralover2004
3 жыл бұрын
Watch your mouth. The man is the GOAT of 'Calmedy'.........said no one
@ryutou-ki4dl
Жыл бұрын
"you guys arent open minded enough" lmfao
@YoMamasLlama22
Жыл бұрын
"It's that time of year man, its spring, people are refreshed-" "Its not spring its the middle of the winter" "Yeah well" "Its january" "You guys arent open minded"
@miles7235
2 жыл бұрын
"We call it a Gi... yuh" "Yeah the kid was wearing a geeyuh" lmaooo
@tumelo4526
3 жыл бұрын
"yeah kind of like an el diablo but in el-ementary school" xD
@hardtailfails
3 жыл бұрын
I completely believe everything he says about the south because I also live here
@Audiofatuation
2 жыл бұрын
Right
@DeathRageous
3 жыл бұрын
He was bustin' spackle!! 😆😄😁☔☔🌬🌬 . Theo you gotta make your own dictionary!
@HicktownHero3030
3 жыл бұрын
Spackle is this thick white clay stuff you fill wholes in Sheetrock that could resemble Cocain. I laughed my ass off. But yeah I definitely feel you on that dictionary lol
@DeathRageous
3 жыл бұрын
@@HicktownHero3030 I know exactly what spackle is. It's what the weekenders call drywall mud. They pay $5-10 for a couple oz's of "spackle" while I by a 12lb box of mud for $4.75. He would have a great book full of all his dual definitions, not to mention all the wonderful words he makes up!
@carloduran2961
2 жыл бұрын
Brandon: Do you get people saying you are the worst comic? Theo: Nah bro.
@descripto2586
3 жыл бұрын
H3h3 is straight up anti funny
@AnCapCat
3 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Its painful to watch
@SageOfReality
3 жыл бұрын
He's more like that guy that wants to be the only one talking. A real piece of shit.
@mwilliamshs
2 жыл бұрын
How is h3h3 code for schaub?
@frankthoman4894
3 жыл бұрын
god damn i havent laughed so hard in a while. fuck lmao taking the homeless dude to a party was a something you only do wasted
@CrippledMerc
3 жыл бұрын
24:17 He said ginger and urban mixing and all I could think about was Bill Burr and his wife Nia. Plus they just had another kid!
@wolvves4293
10 ай бұрын
0:32 Theos passive-aggression caught me so off guard 😂
@giovanniwebb6304
Жыл бұрын
i swear i start dying laughing every time i hear “ i know this one guy”
@double_d_8885
Жыл бұрын
I wish I could make stories up on the fly at good as Theo, it's an amazing gift.
@be-you-tifulwithcheridan8231
2 жыл бұрын
I watch theo or listen to him everyday....too funny!
@IndianaDundee
3 жыл бұрын
12:25 Brandon Schuab nails eactly how the drug counselers act. It's bullshit. Also I'm glad I had parents that didn't kick me out or cut me off. They didn't listen to those people saying to... I'm clean now, but had they kicked me out I might have ended up dead or in prison. Thanks Mom and Dad. Loyalty, love, remember those words and what it means.
@jwaite54
3 жыл бұрын
Proud of you man keep up the good work!
@learyc8077
2 жыл бұрын
You missed Theo's bit immediately after aha 'they're not bad people, they're helping people change their lives'
@IndianaDundee
2 жыл бұрын
@@learyc8077 I agree that not all of the drug counselers are bad... I've been to many clinics and I can tell you from personal exp. that a lot of them are. If you've seen what I've seen tham you would agree. Again, not all are bad.
@patrickozigbu4011
2 жыл бұрын
“Exhibit A” has to be one of the funniest comments ever
@mayurshah6465
2 жыл бұрын
"I fucking spray out on the AJ" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kylewolpert4778
Жыл бұрын
La'sendrick just continuing to say out loud "We're Friends" makes me laugh every time i think about it.
@magicwiza3635
Жыл бұрын
The name is so perfect for the story as well 😂😂
@casmatori
4 ай бұрын
LeCedric
@Pushnotificationsalwaysoffbye
3 жыл бұрын
“How many skateboards did that haircut come with?” “With that lesbian haircut, do you get a discount on Subaru Outbacks? Do they only come in Forrest Green?” THEY WAS BOUT TO HAVE A BACKYARD BEATDOWN
@rfcocola123
2 жыл бұрын
Please make more of these videos of Theo. He is haliarous.
@Spiewick
3 жыл бұрын
1 of the only comics where all he has to do is talk about his life and what hes seen bs or not and your in stitches🤣🤣🤣🤣
@coldtruth9431
2 жыл бұрын
Whatever dude.. you guys just don’t have an imagination
@Vincent12
2 жыл бұрын
I’m sure Theo is the only person on earth to use some of these words in the same sentence as others
@Avlis_music
2 жыл бұрын
“You look like an italian dude that drowned and still lived” LMAO
@robertallison4878
2 жыл бұрын
I like his stand up, but Theo just talking about his life is the best shit ever!!
@OldManPaxusYT
Жыл бұрын
28:17 . . . . _'...i was so hungry....'_ _'...if everyone turned around for a second, i could eat this young fella...'_ 😂😂 o m g laughing so hard!
@napoleansolo5849
Жыл бұрын
“I could hear somebody fold a piece of bread 80 feet away” 😂
@psalms1441
2 жыл бұрын
I like the part where Theo tells Aaron Hernandez to lay off the kratom
@jaysmoke1984
3 жыл бұрын
Von got a black pass all day!! The only white guy I've seen using "BRA" FOR OVER A DECADE
@sumeahsking8019
3 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about?
@jaysmoke1984
3 жыл бұрын
@@sumeahsking8019 if you read my post you won't have to ask questions. VON been real since day one. And if I ever see that cat I'll want a fucking autograph. He's top 4 people I would ask for a picture to take like a lil thirsty bitch...
@sumeahsking8019
3 жыл бұрын
@@jaysmoke1984 I read your post and i don't get it. Why would he need a pass..
@jaysmoke1984
3 жыл бұрын
@@sumeahsking8019 why do I have to explain it to you.
@SalLifevlog
3 жыл бұрын
@@jaysmoke1984 he is the nicest guy. I went to go see his stand up in palm beach,fl and after the show(pre-covid) he took pictures with everyone. He asked me a question about the UFC but I was so star struck that i barely answered lmao
@eddyrodriguez6909
Жыл бұрын
Bro is it my fault that I don’t find anything that Brendan Schaub is in funny? Like at all ?
@InsomniaRex
3 жыл бұрын
Shwab asking if Theo gets loads of calls telling him his comedy sucks is 100% projecting. Man even knows he ain't funny.
@edi.duzit23
3 жыл бұрын
naaaah i think he talking about trolls
@grammarnationalistpartylol6301
3 жыл бұрын
Lecedric? Le-sedric? 😂 What a funny story
@MrA71717
3 жыл бұрын
L’Cedric?
@lukebritton7643
Жыл бұрын
When Theo starts a story with "when I was a kid..." you know you are about to hear the craziest shit you've ever heard
@Adventure3Man
3 жыл бұрын
39:03 Jesus Joey sounds like he's leaking
@vmonroig21
2 жыл бұрын
My favorite small person is the black guy from cops look it up he climbed a light pole and the cop took him to a midget strip club got him a job lol
@dragonsscissor3344
Жыл бұрын
Dude I can repeat it all for years and always gets me, Theo is one of the greatest hands off
@gesarts3625
3 жыл бұрын
Theo lies more than Diaz and Bert combined. Still hilarious.
@xTRUExiNsANiTYx
2 жыл бұрын
It depends on where you draw that line at about lying and telling stories. To me Theo isn’t so much “lying” as he is just telling entertaining stories. He’s the butt end of a lot of his stories where people that lie like Joey and Bert are the stars of theirs
@obamaspaghettitoiletsauce9150
2 жыл бұрын
Why do you think Joey lies
@gesarts3625
2 жыл бұрын
@@obamaspaghettitoiletsauce9150 it isn't exactly a secret that he is a bullshit artist. Even his friends say it. He is a story teller.
@EthVoiceOver
Жыл бұрын
“Google buzzer underwear for urinators” 😂😂
@Kvkshi
Жыл бұрын
Rockstar should put Theo von's podcast interviews in GTA 6...its giving me Lazlow's Chatterbox vibes
@connorh3512
3 жыл бұрын
need part 3
@mudslinger8694
3 жыл бұрын
Theo says such random shit.... its HILARIOUS...
@barepeckk
3 жыл бұрын
Exhibit A
@suavejefe
3 жыл бұрын
We call it a gi yuh Yeah the kid was wearing a Gee-uh ☠️
@alanthe2
2 жыл бұрын
“For the first time in my life I could keep my hopes up, man. I was strong…”
@Cyrax93247
3 жыл бұрын
Damn bro nice videos but shit can you make the intro louder?
@cvick4200
2 жыл бұрын
Theo! Its gert! How ya doing my boy? It took me forever to type ur name with my nose
@prodbyprimal3729
3 жыл бұрын
I swear all theos friends died from doing pills and driving into embankments. Rip
@Moosemansmithy
2 жыл бұрын
Well congratulations. You guys made me break a f****** rib.
@chrisflemens4856
3 жыл бұрын
I feel like Joe rogan is interviewing Joe dirt.
@JohnMatrixOfficial
2 жыл бұрын
These are the funniest fuckin edits! Thank you!
@jamomma7296
3 жыл бұрын
Brendan is actually 100% right about how the therapists and techs in rehabs and shit act. You’d think as an addict Theo would know that? They swear there better than all the people going through it like they weren’t there themselves because they’re two years in recovery with 8 relapses under there belt 😂
@BlazRa
3 жыл бұрын
It's called being funny
@mwilliamshs
2 жыл бұрын
Look up the word "they're". Gonna blow your mind
@yourdrunkaunt5409
10 ай бұрын
Aww :( that wasn't my experience. They were so kind and empathetic.
@JustAreru
Жыл бұрын
I died when he talked about the dad who killed the dog.
@CeaserBTradeGang
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao man man man 🤣🤣🤣 my guy #TheoVon is just too fucking hilarious son !!! Smfh dude be having me dead ass screaming at his videos and it feels so natural and authentic when he tells his tales ... Hope dude keeps tryna entertain us with his stand ups and his KZitem videos because I'm definitely tuned in and I'm here for it all day !!! 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾💙💙💙💯💯💯✌🏾✌🏾✌🏾
@NikkiM6593
7 ай бұрын
He's fucking hilarious
@mrs.georgeglass3997
2 жыл бұрын
"Make ya feel like an adult" almost killed me!
@OldManPaxusYT
Жыл бұрын
*_oh noooo!..._* i'm about to lose 5 hours of watching Theo Von compilations! I could watch him tell stories for DAYS! 😂🤣
@giga9955
2 жыл бұрын
“How many skateboards did that haircut come with” Absolutely dead
@corydinsmore1117
Жыл бұрын
The only story that I've ever truly believed from Theo is that time he said he was born.
@Adventure3Man
3 жыл бұрын
Man they really outta do something about that embankment
@Audiofatuation
2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@lilrastajess1535
2 жыл бұрын
He is always breathing what seems to be his last breath lol.
@originalbabygeestak9819
2 жыл бұрын
We have caught our great Theo lying…. I thought Billy comforto drove into the embankment and he got bit by dogs two birthdays in a row another video he said cats
@liamtomkins1086
3 жыл бұрын
Theo’s stories are to stupid not be true
@Audiofatuation
3 жыл бұрын
Great theory
@Adam-sw8cc
3 жыл бұрын
He’s a literal professional bullshitter. Maybe the bullshitting goat. However if you keep listening, he tells different endings to the same story.
@Haidderispro
3 жыл бұрын
@@Adam-sw8cc Certain things might be changed slightly like anyone might do in their life but there are a lot of his stories that can be backed up by google.
@Adam-sw8cc
3 жыл бұрын
@@Haidderispro I’m sure. However, I’ve personally heard the same story with different endings so..
@bluecheesewithwings2105
3 жыл бұрын
Pizza huts only good pizza is the stuffed crust , but Domino's does suck it taste horrible
@HamburgerMolester
9 ай бұрын
I'm not picking favorites, but technically Domino's isn't pizza. They use a French bread yeast strain instead of Italian.
@Cuseball121
7 күн бұрын
Brendan asking Theo if people call him to tell him he’s the worst comedian ever was hilarious. No brendan, only you get those calls because you are the worst comedian ever.
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