“Wow you’re a different color than me, would you like to be equals?” Has me DEAD💀😭
@darkflex91
4 ай бұрын
Why? Because it is just so far from reality? Glad that it is just a comedy sketch and not historical accurate.
@AlpineTheHusky
3 ай бұрын
@@darkflex91 Yeah. The dude wasnt sold
@Herosennin
2 ай бұрын
@@AlpineTheHuskyA big portion of slaves were told they would be 'indentured slaves' by Western nations(which was basically a form of job back then, with rights and what not) ultimately to realise they would be acquinted to cattle slavery, meaning stripper off all their human rights under god and treated as animals, hell lets be real, worse. Especially when Europe started colonising Africa, this was a lot more the standard than slaves being bought.
@Kabodanki
2 ай бұрын
Reality is : Slaves were bought from local population that got out and capture their own kind to be sold
@vz6zo
2 ай бұрын
@@HerosenninThat's not true at all. The slaves that were sent to the Americas were captured by other African tribes and enslaved, then sold to Europeans. Why would it be the Europeans explaining slavery to them when A.) they didn't enslave them originally, and B.) they likely didn't speak the same language, at least not to the point of being able to explain differences in forced labor.
@nicktreat6501
Жыл бұрын
Peter went with a role reversal
@the_savatar
11 ай бұрын
more like skin reversal
@Rumpleforeskin338
11 ай бұрын
He pulled a Michael Jackson
@countrycoffeecup7772
11 ай бұрын
@@Rumpleforeskin338More like Uncle Ruckus.
@stellviahohenheim
11 ай бұрын
it's called blackface
@GG-sn7jl
11 ай бұрын
@@stellviahohenheim no its his relative
@Hjaelteomslag
Жыл бұрын
"Would you like to be equals" is one of the funniest lines in all of Family Guy history.
@tdk.official3740
11 ай бұрын
seems like you havent watched family guy ever
@tombirmingham7033
11 ай бұрын
hell yeah, Egalitarianism all the way. But who's going to clean the toilets? who's going to work the lead mines? how do we deal with criminals? What about women? what age is a man a man? what is a man (look at sparta)
@graybonesau
11 ай бұрын
@@tombirmingham7033🗿
@AllanElMelon1043
11 ай бұрын
@@tombirmingham7033you alright there mate?
@finlaytemple1744
11 ай бұрын
@@tombirmingham7033you sound deranged ngl
@pleasantblue555
9 ай бұрын
"I spy something.. beige." "WHOOD" "yeaaa!"
@juan_valdez117
7 ай бұрын
How’d you misspell such a simple word? It’s just four letters ffs.
@pleasantblue555
7 ай бұрын
NAH. you actually thought i misspelled that on accident@@juan_valdez117
@paramounticparadox
7 ай бұрын
We have seen the video
@pleasantblue555
7 ай бұрын
ok@@paramounticparadox
@nicholasang3464
7 ай бұрын
Shut up kids ain’t no one asked you
@burnttoast4352
11 ай бұрын
“Oh no! Peter quick, change pigments!”
@Quan_Yizhen
11 ай бұрын
😂
@ninjamantis8309
11 ай бұрын
Why did i read this in pewtershmits voice?
@DabackwoodzBoy
11 ай бұрын
That prob the most hilarious part 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’ve seen on that show
@PanMations2763
9 ай бұрын
LMAO
@iamsosleepdeprived
2 ай бұрын
BAHAHA 💀
@CornholioPuppetMaster
Жыл бұрын
I love how Cleveland is white 😂
@WADEWilson-oq1fm
11 ай бұрын
Ayyyyyyy theirs ay episodes where they swich colers like clothing skin hair everything
@vivektam
11 ай бұрын
You racist! You don't like Peter and Quagmire being black??!
@Brickymotion
11 ай бұрын
@@vivektam🤦
@ElaraArale
11 ай бұрын
@@WADEWilson-oq1fmno I do not like peter and quagdingo being black 🗿
@kaydgaming
11 ай бұрын
Like the v/a
@ajplaysytreal
7 ай бұрын
the music being “monkeys spinning monkeys” is so fucking funny 💀
@Triangle_kid
4 ай бұрын
I know I was about to say something about that
@aidenn901
3 ай бұрын
Finally someone else realized💀
@iamsosleepdeprived
2 ай бұрын
Lmao ☠️
@paxdamaxgaming4920
Ай бұрын
I don’t get the funny
@poopyfartboi
11 ай бұрын
Quagdingo is PISSED dude 😂
@John_serbian
11 ай бұрын
Quandle
@hollowroxas4742
11 ай бұрын
I mean, he literally just got enslaved and he’s being annoyed by his friend with constant road trip games. I think I’d be a little pissed too.
@caseysivanich4532
11 ай бұрын
He is to 😂😂
@ethanjackson4911
11 ай бұрын
HIM SI T00
@nathanielleallman2341
11 ай бұрын
I would use the word agitated
@samhobbs2615
11 ай бұрын
“I spy something beige” “Wood” “Yeah” 😂😂
@RealJugLY
11 ай бұрын
LMAO
@rooksclown316
11 ай бұрын
@lmfao69420 there's not a lot of things to spy on for them
@charmedsqorpio
11 ай бұрын
Because, even regardless of color, they’re going to find a way for Quagmire to reference that “wood.”😂
@SouthernNihilismFront
11 ай бұрын
yeah we watched the video too
@grancysneelomagno4427
11 ай бұрын
@lmfao69420 Exactly.
@WhiteBlobb
6 ай бұрын
For those who are wondering its Season 4 Episode 27 :)
@Kirbo_Theworld_destroyer
6 ай бұрын
Ty🥹🥹
@Castlezimm
6 ай бұрын
Ty
@spownyspawny3962
5 ай бұрын
Thank you
@heikkimyllyla2232
5 ай бұрын
Thank you
@craignedoff991
4 ай бұрын
Thanx
@Kingofovertimea
Жыл бұрын
White Cleveland can't hurt you he's not real White Cleveland:
@Courier2077
Жыл бұрын
"Hello I'm Cleveland from South Cerolina" Ik I spelled Carolina wrong but that's how he said it
@jurisfootrag
11 ай бұрын
I mean, if you're white, you're good lmao
@TheMaster4534
11 ай бұрын
"White", like Mort.
@billqiu4692
11 ай бұрын
Why is white cleaveland just the doctor lol
@AustinAndLucas
11 ай бұрын
He'll only hurt you if you're black. Don't worry 💀
@Vegito_is_strapped
Жыл бұрын
Bro turned into a summer camp tv show Edit: I famous. :D
@DaDuckfr_____
Жыл бұрын
Egg Edit:some of yall are angry fpr me sayin "Egg" like jesus christ grow tf up
@Mr_egg942
Жыл бұрын
Egg
@Ninomino160
Жыл бұрын
Egg!
@crimsonillusions
11 ай бұрын
Egg
@isaacsolis7200
11 ай бұрын
Egg
@Stick.War.Adicai
8 ай бұрын
Bro Peter Griffin Turned Into Hog Rider 💀
@GoldenKnightDoesStuff
8 ай бұрын
Yeah His Name Is PETER RIDER 😂
@GoldenKnightDoesStuff
8 ай бұрын
Yeah His Name Is Peter Rider 😂
@HAEZEL_THE_KITTY_KAT
8 ай бұрын
Ayo!?
@theyamformerreborn706
7 ай бұрын
Fun fact: the black version of Joe is shown to be riding a pig
@Stick.War.Adicai
7 ай бұрын
@@GoldenKnightDoesStuff bruh replied twice 💀
@redtreestimeline8960
11 ай бұрын
Time traveler: bumps into chair The timeline: black Peter griffin
@alexandermanuelramirez7685
7 ай бұрын
That's the real timeliness
@noneedtoknow07
7 ай бұрын
No peter does have black ancestry, one is ancestors was owned by his in-laws family back in the day.
@beefgravy4006
7 ай бұрын
He became the one thing he hated
@x_Dr.k_x
6 ай бұрын
@@beefgravy4006He's friends with Cleveland and Cleveland's black
@ignotouno523
5 ай бұрын
@@beefgravy4006I think he became the thing that you hate.
@Beorthere
11 ай бұрын
"You dirty mon-" So glad he slipped and hit his head before he could finish that line.
@JoMcD21
11 ай бұрын
🤣
@Phoenix-pm2qr
11 ай бұрын
He was about to go full freiza on them
@Woter_X
11 ай бұрын
@@Phoenix-pm2qr he was going to say motherfucker
@princeemishi245
11 ай бұрын
@@Phoenix-pm2qrhaha, hello monkeys 🦎
@quirrell-zd1eq
11 ай бұрын
monkeys
@SPAMTONDR
8 ай бұрын
Quagmire:Giggity Black Quagmire:Niggity
@NicoEdgy
8 ай бұрын
Niggocado Avocado
@Bob_1Gaming
8 ай бұрын
NAHHH
@PhantoMace2012
7 ай бұрын
Bro’s dancing on the line
@SPAMTONDR
6 ай бұрын
I'm black so I can say this
@PhantoMace2012
6 ай бұрын
@@SPAMTONDR Understandable. Have a nice day.
@Plush_Master_08
Жыл бұрын
I love how Peter is just getting dragged away even knowing he weighs as much as a planet 😂😂
@Shitasss
Жыл бұрын
That right he has his own orbit lmao
@TheOneAndLonely
11 ай бұрын
And his head just slamming into the ground as he falls
@zulzo
11 ай бұрын
You don’t even know what’s about to happen, you don’t even know…
@wackyjaci6869
9 ай бұрын
I love how almost everything is opposite, including the warm reception 😂
@shaggy2460
7 ай бұрын
The only thing thats not reversible is Joes legs. [He was sitting on the guard rails]
@AbominableHuman
7 ай бұрын
also that it wasn't africans capturing him.
@alexanderrahl7034
7 ай бұрын
Also that he was capturing them instead of buying them from victorious tribes lol
@deucford5217
3 ай бұрын
@@alexanderrahl7034 people love bringing this up like it absolves their own people from their sins
@alexanderrahl7034
3 ай бұрын
@deucford5217 "their own people" My brother in christ, they've been dead for over 100 years 🤣🤣 they aren't "their own people" Fuck outta here with your selective, performance outrage. Literally every race and culture engaged in slavery throughout history. The Muslim Caliphates of North Africa were enslaving white people in huge numbers before the Atlantic slave trade began. Quit acting like any situation is special. Nobody actually cares lol
@antoniowatts5209
7 ай бұрын
Cleveland snatched black Peter ass up with the quickness!!😂😂😂
@klockowikolesie18
11 ай бұрын
Spoiler: they did not become equals
@assrammington7961
9 ай бұрын
Spoiler: They never were. Genetics isn’t fair lol Global IQ maps don’t lie
@Magicmedo
9 ай бұрын
@@assrammington7961 Except that IQ was invented by certain group that likes to aquire money by every unethical mean known to mankind, puts down the competition hires relatives only then calls themselves chosen... all people are equal.
@StamfordBridge
Жыл бұрын
Explanation for the young folk: this is a reference to the movie Meatballs (1979), where the same stunt is pulled on a summer camp counselor and the same music is featured.
@TheConorsmithusa
Жыл бұрын
Thx for the info. I never seen that movie
@CrystalStarscape
11 ай бұрын
huh, I thought it was the parent trap
@Slurpfishplug
11 ай бұрын
I was disappointed when nobody in the comments got it
@ROMANEMPIRE69
11 ай бұрын
Sounds more like something you would have heard from 80s Sesame Street. 😜😜😜😜😜
@StamfordBridge
11 ай бұрын
@@ROMANEMPIRE69 You’re right.
@BigLou-sb4mi
5 ай бұрын
The Are you ready for the summer song is hilarious! 💀
@Infection81
11 ай бұрын
Time travler: kicks rock The timeline:
@EvanRose-f5v
11 ай бұрын
Lol
@anondabomb
11 ай бұрын
Damn, that would be an insane change.
@0DINDOESART
5 ай бұрын
What’s that pfp bro
@user-tw7mc7cz9o
Жыл бұрын
The Netflix adaptation:
@shovan7039
11 ай бұрын
Disney
@greg_4201
11 ай бұрын
😆
@karmatt3098
11 ай бұрын
Not enough gay slaves
@innocentbystander3317
11 ай бұрын
@@shovan7039 Not enough grooming to be Disney.
@videocollectorguy
11 ай бұрын
@@innocentbystander3317 What grooming?
@JayKahns
4 ай бұрын
Okay, this was actually a funny way to represent this stuff without being brutal 😂 I died at the ending.
@ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk
9 ай бұрын
"This isn't accurate" why do people expect Family Guy to be accurate?
@n8bayonet
9 ай бұрын
Said literally no one ever
@ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk
9 ай бұрын
@@n8bayonet so you expect a cartoon to be accurate, or am I misreading?
@eisenhower163
9 ай бұрын
Where’s this comment exactly??
@ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk
9 ай бұрын
@@eisenhower163 look through the comment section, you'll find a million people saying "that's not how it went."
@copemancorb
9 ай бұрын
is it because majority of slave ship owners were ews
@cfranco714
11 ай бұрын
Florida schools be like
@The_13th_Hussar
9 ай бұрын
Except that slaves weren't captured by Europeans, they were captured by other Africans who traded them to Europeans.
@vic85667
9 ай бұрын
@@The_13th_Hussarso they were europeans slaves I mean they start the things
@The_13th_Hussar
9 ай бұрын
@@vic85667 what do you mean by "started", Slavery is as old or older than civilization. If you mean the African slave trade that became large scale in the 8th century in East Africa with the rise of the first Caliphate. The west African slave trade began when the Portuguese began exploring down the coast of Africa in an attempt to navigate to India and the loval tribes and kingdoms traded them slaves for gold and weapons.
@vic85667
9 ай бұрын
@@The_13th_Hussar yes but here we are talking about triangular trade and it’s a little hypocrite to deny European faults you saying that like blacks Africans first proposed the offer
@The_13th_Hussar
9 ай бұрын
@@vic85667 1. The West African slave trade predates the triangular trade as the Americas hadn't yet been discovered. 2. Both sides share equal blame, the sellers and the buyers. Slave trading wasn't new to either group, slaves were just a commodity the Africans had which they willingly sold to European traders who willingly bought them. Neither side coerced the other to be apart of the slave trade, the only people who were coerced were the slaves captured by enemy tribes and kingdoms.
@FNKB888
6 ай бұрын
“I’m Cleveland from south caurulinah” 😂
@isitbymyselflolYT
Жыл бұрын
Cleveland: *Oh how the tables have turned*
@Mightycommoner
11 ай бұрын
Peters Irish the tables didn’t turn very far 😂😂
@tristan10880
11 ай бұрын
😂😂 Cleveland been waiting for this moment
@zueserive1234
11 ай бұрын
Time traveler:drops chair the timeline: Edit:OMG THX FOR 1K LIKES "MOM IM GOING TO BE FAMOUS"
@Quan_Yizhen
11 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@chideraalexanderdex547
9 ай бұрын
The idea just got me hard
@aadilharoon1807
9 ай бұрын
A much better timeline.
@LavishLuv_dragons
4 ай бұрын
THE SOUND IS LEGIT FOUL💀💀💀
@joeymagdelone3705
11 ай бұрын
“From South Currruhlina” 😂
@redraptor6749
Жыл бұрын
Hey your a different color than me, would you like to be equals? That escalated quickly 💀 ☠️ 💀
@brandonlee747
11 ай бұрын
You're
@R3my-R4T
4 ай бұрын
Nah the middle passage is crazy 💀
@timewarriorsaga
Жыл бұрын
If it was historically accurate, Cleveland would go to the head of the tribe and buy people usually their own slaves or prisoners from other tribes
@BigDickIbou
Жыл бұрын
yeah and they wouldn’t put the captains bed in the sea as a prank doesn’t fucking matter thou cause it’s a comedy sitcom ffs
@thomasbravado
Жыл бұрын
He wouldn't have wanted to go inland due to diseases and other dangers. He would have stayed in the port and bought slaves that had been brought there by African slave traders.
@gflow3643
11 ай бұрын
Yeah that shit was MONEY money
@erenhassan2684
11 ай бұрын
🤓
@Aegis---
11 ай бұрын
in fairness, countries like the portuguese sometimes skipped the whole process and just went on slave raids themselves instead of paying kongo
@astroMAn360
11 ай бұрын
"You dirty mon-" 💀💀💀
@AtomonOghosa
6 ай бұрын
The Morning Bath😂😂😂, it really brought out his eyes literally 😂😂
@dodgeman4360
Жыл бұрын
And if you remove the rings from the person's neck they would end up suffocating.....
@doomanddespair2423
Жыл бұрын
How?
@obiwanfisher537
Жыл бұрын
Myth.
@railworksamerica
Жыл бұрын
How
@iwouldeatyourassforaburger821
Жыл бұрын
Because they are what is holding up the long neck, the neck collapsing would crush the inside the throat
@shreeshabhat9281
Жыл бұрын
Myth.
@RickyDoesNotPlayThis
11 ай бұрын
“Don’t worry kids, White Cleveland doesn’t exist. He won’t hurt you.” White Cleveland:
@stefandodu2663
7 ай бұрын
Peter: would you like to be equals? Cleveland: *throws a net on him* (no) 😂
@Frendude
11 ай бұрын
This went completely turned 360 to a 90's tv show summer special
@joycegilmore5080
4 ай бұрын
The way Cleveland said,”South Carolina”, got me 💀
@space8477
6 ай бұрын
It looks funny how Peter and Griven switched roles.
@gseditsx.
11 ай бұрын
As a South Carolinian, i relate.
@TimiTme
11 ай бұрын
"Would you like to be equals" Haha 😂
@Aries-ball12
5 күн бұрын
When he said quag dingo i heard quandale dingle
@redacted6792
11 ай бұрын
Cleveland gets revenge bruh 💀
@flyingcrossbody4456
11 ай бұрын
For? Cleveland was never a slave nor Peter a slave owner.
@Justin-pe9cl
11 ай бұрын
He could only get it as a white guy. smh
@Leprechaun529
2 ай бұрын
“Quac Dingo”💀
@Pagliacci_Rex
Жыл бұрын
The I, Spy joke is classic.
@priztucker
11 ай бұрын
As a black person, I'm glad I can laugh at Racism at this point.
@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574
11 ай бұрын
same
@arlindajackson-df6el
11 ай бұрын
Fr and I’m black
@thedeviator5410
11 ай бұрын
Whats racist here
@cwircwircwir
11 ай бұрын
it's not racist, because it's history
@assrammington7961
9 ай бұрын
I’m glad you’re still below me in pretty much every way. We’ll get our N word pass back one day too.
@Charlie-uo7mn
Ай бұрын
The way he hit his head when he got caught 💀
@HDX_47
11 ай бұрын
Nowadays they would have Peter and Quagmire play "I spy" for 2 minutes straight
@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574
11 ай бұрын
true
@fatcammal
11 ай бұрын
it really hurt me to read this because it's just so spot on. knowing what they did to my favorite childhood show PAINS me
@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574
11 ай бұрын
@@fatcammalchildhood show?
@fatcammal
11 ай бұрын
welllllll not necessarily childhood, but early teens@@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574
@jamestown8398
11 ай бұрын
It would be more accurate if Cleveland was from Portugal.
@Castillo_yunko76
Жыл бұрын
Hulu : when is your next season, peter?
@Petra-MarieMakun
11 ай бұрын
My sister called quagmire brass rings a turtle neck🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Ambushonyt
6 ай бұрын
Bro was so chill
@Christian_gam3r
6 ай бұрын
"hey you're a different color than me wanna be equals" Troll face
@user-fi5ew9rf7h
6 ай бұрын
Anybody notice it was on a playlist named "spinning monkeys"? 💀
@AnonyOVV
3 күн бұрын
U know what would be funnier that the captain was their black friend but white
@theonetrueratman
11 ай бұрын
Blud turned slavery into a summer camp💀💀💀
@assrammington7961
9 ай бұрын
It was summer camp. They’re just so lazy they cried about doing anything
@RasputinLeftBall
9 ай бұрын
@@assrammington7961💀 LMAO
@rebekamali4630
8 ай бұрын
They actually did history
@TatesMcgee12
6 ай бұрын
I’m still suprised Cleveland Brown could pull Peter Griffin😂😂😂
@ashleyjolly2370
8 ай бұрын
Time travelers:*Sits in a chair* The timeline:swapped colors of people
@zeldaxninja3214
11 ай бұрын
They forgot to add in another one of our ppl that was selling his own ppl btw😭😭
@nafantom2301
9 ай бұрын
Lol Cleveland getting his get back for when Peter shot jr😂
@fandomizer2020
11 ай бұрын
Notice! They didn't avenge Cleveland or sailors, they avenged the captain who is responsible for this
@FrosticFury
11 ай бұрын
White Clevland: South Car-a-lana😂
@Kitler1811
10 күн бұрын
Cleveland is living his best day in the other universe💀
@SmileyTheJester
11 ай бұрын
As someone from SC I find this fucked but funny asf
@ummatshaikh7136
11 ай бұрын
Netflix adaptation be like:
@theTroubleMaker-duncan
5 күн бұрын
My phone immediately flung after the captain fell the 2nd time
@nicktreat6501
Жыл бұрын
Waterproof computers self-centered
@jjnix9517
11 ай бұрын
The fact people actually believe this is what happened adds to the satire. Ah our failure of a school system.
@walkinwve
9 ай бұрын
The only slightly inaccuracy they didn't personally go get people out of the jungle sometimes they did but most times they just pay
@johnhardy7764
5 ай бұрын
Bro it’s a cartoon
@thehomefrontgamer2153
3 күн бұрын
Therapist: White Cleveland doesn’t exist he can’t hurt you White Cleveland:
@burningtank160
Ай бұрын
Don't ask who sold the slaves to the Europeans and Americans...
@Snaxolotl71
17 күн бұрын
“Don’t ask about this irrelevant thing I use to deflect the responsibility away from white people…”
@burningtank160
17 күн бұрын
@@Snaxolotl71 it's not irrelevant to talk about the people who actually got, used, and sold the slaves before selling them to others lol
@Snaxolotl71
17 күн бұрын
@@burningtank160 You’re deflecting the blame away from the white Europeans who bought and owned slaves for centuries
@burningtank160
16 күн бұрын
@@Snaxolotl71 I'm not saying they weren't partially responsible, but they were simply buying slaves that were already on the market, like many other nations, tribes, etc
@FundyisleLegacy
10 күн бұрын
@@Snaxolotl71and you’re deflecting blame away from those who did it for a Millenia lmao
@ndb6043
Жыл бұрын
Is it me or does quag dingo's neck get longer
@FrostyLVA420
Ай бұрын
Only Seth can turn slavery into a 1980s summer movie
@crocadillius6418
11 ай бұрын
What a light hearted and false take on the slave trade
@acmartialarts2227
11 ай бұрын
What’s false
@duffahtolla
11 ай бұрын
@@acmartialarts2227Europeans would trade alcohol, tobacco, and textiles mostly with the Kingdom of Kongo (West Central Africa) in exchange for slaves. Also nets weren't used. The majority of slaves came from spoils of war as Kongo expanded.
@yoshiacarraway3730
11 ай бұрын
"you dirty monke-"😂😂😂
@tuamigalariat41
Ай бұрын
Quagmire's leg 💀💀💀💀💀
@ninjadergyt
11 ай бұрын
How humble the indigenous people, speaking English before they were conolized 🥵👌
@Merkantoine
11 ай бұрын
Watermarking your shorts so nobody steals your content Ironic
@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574
11 ай бұрын
fr
@Awsmoe-Cat-Drawing
5 ай бұрын
The abrupt cut to the boat got me
@monkeman421
11 ай бұрын
"You dirty monk-"
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
11 ай бұрын
Are you ready for the summer? 🎵
@ItsLouisYT
Жыл бұрын
Racism in a nutshell
@FluFlamminExorcist
7 ай бұрын
Idk why I’ve always loved how mad Quag-dingo is 😂
@biopsyco666
11 ай бұрын
Now show the part where the black warlords sold their own people.
@JonathanDeas
6 ай бұрын
Yes Africans sold prisoners of wars from different tribes but a lot of slaves we're still captured by Europeans and arabs genocides were also insanely common like that time Leopold the 2nd literally murdered 10 million people from the congo and commited a worse holocaust
@JonathanDeas
6 ай бұрын
You're also spreading false information slavery happened in many ways and was done by many different people
@Davtwan
11 ай бұрын
I feel like Cleveland would still be himself and comment on the situation. “We would be equals, but your leader just sold you to us for several pieces of metal.”
@CrabTastingMan
11 ай бұрын
That's also how the constantly warring Japanese samurai did, they sold a lot of Japanese slaves to buy muskets to kill each other better. Date Masamune and Uesugi Kenshin were like the top 2 samurai lord slave traders of their time, on top of 60-80% tax rates to fund wars. No wonder samurais were hated in feudal Japan, and peasants would hunt them for bounties to sell to rival lords (Ochimusha-kari) if they got the opportunity. When 4 Japanese boys converted to Catholicism and followed a Portuguese missionary to Rome to meet the Pope (They are called "the Tensho Embassy"), they recounted that in every port they stopped in (Southeast Asia, India, afterwards they went straight to Eastern Africa and to Europe), they were furious at Japanese for selling their own "cheaper than livestock" that they saw Japanese slaves among the black ones, and said they do not fault the Portuguese for making a profit buying Japanese cheap and reselling them abroad. When Japan's biggest warlord at the time, Toyotomi, trying to make up for wartime expenditure of his failing invasion of Korea, kidnapped 1000s of Koreans technicians, scholars, and forced them to culturize Japan for him _(For instance, the famous potter today, the 15th-generation Chin Jukan, which is Shim Sugwan read in Japanese, still observes Korean ceremonies to this day. Pottery before them in Japan, due to constant wars and killings and high taxation for samurai's wars, culture and sciences were quite behind. You can see like the Kizaemon Ido, which were Korean peasant bowls stolen by Japanese pirates, were deemed a (now national) treasure)._ Those who did not have such skill were sold to Portuguese slavers, but it is interesting to note that by this time, Portuguese missionaries in Japan actually threatened to excommunicate Toyotomi for selling of slaves. (He also chopped noses and ears off and crucified Spaniards of the San Felipe after stealing their treasure, going against his previous ruling that anyone who lands in Japan are not to be harmed, upon hearing their treasure was tantamount to 1/3 of his annual income, much needed in 1596 at the height of the failing invasion of Korea) When that failed they in 1609 would invade Okinawa (Kingdom of Ryukyu), the East Asian Singapore before Singapore, and pretty much enslave them in all but name, imposing 90% tax rates, even higher than the 60-80% tax rates in Japan proper, halving what little peasants are already allowed to have. (Compare 20% to 10%). Karate was developed as the natives' way to kill the samurai oppressors with farming tools, because samurai confiscated all swords and spears from them. Threshing flails became nunchucks, grindstone handles became tonfas, etc. Although the term was coined in the 1800s, already in the 1500s Japanese pimps trafficked "Karayuki-san (means "Miss Gone-Abroad")" Japanese sex slaves all over Southeast Asia and by the 20th century, even to some ports in Australia. 500,000 of them were estimated to have been sold in the 45 years of the late 19th century - early 20th century Meiji Era alone, the greatest place of sale was in the southwestern ports of Japan on Kyushu, numbering 300,000 of total sales. The 1974 film, "Sandakan Number 8" recounts a tale of a WW2 sex slave in one such Japanese-run overseas brothels, based on the interviews Tomoko Yamazaki had with one such woman, in her non-fiction 1973 book "The 8th House of Japanese Prostitutes in the South Sea." This is also a big reason there are "Japanese cemeteries" in Singapore and some other parts in Southeast Asia. Her fate was a lot lot better than the (underage) military sex slaves Japan kidnapped for maximum rape efficiency though. According to Molemans, 500,000 foreign girls were kidnapped/scammed since 1920s to serve in military sex slave pens to "boost morale." Before an offensive girls had to take on 80 to 90 daily rape quotas. Soldiers like Shigeru Mizuki testified he was disgusted how his fellow soldiers violated women so much that the women had to queef up balls of semen into a makeshift outhouse out in the jungles. Most were slaughtered and dumped in the jungles for the animals, or by the end of the war, to hide war crimes. Women like Jan Ruff O'Herne in the 90s came over her PTSD and told people of this only to be called "racist white grandma" by Japanese and Japanese-Australians. This isn't counting ppl who were raped and killed right away without the slavery part. Like Vivian Bullwinkel who was the sole survivor of a unit of Australian Nurses, but told to shut up by the Australian government because they wanted to suck up to Japan and unlike the profusely apologetic Germany, Japan actually is on full on revisionist mode. One of many reasons why 1 Billion Asians cheered for the American nukes liberating them from Japan killing 30 million in WW2 alone (2 of that in Vietnam, 25 of that was Capitalist China alone... Japan allied with the Chinese Communist Party to squeeze them from both sides by 1945. It's why Mao for decades thanked Fascist Japan for saving him and his communists from the brink of death by capitalists. Note, even the liberal counting of European deaths in WW2 are 20 million) (well that's not the real reason Japan surrendered ONLY to America and not USSR... they even scheduled to extend anthrax germ bombing cities in Asia to America by September of 1945 just to buy time to finish 2 Japanese nukes. Even Hitler, being a veteran of WW1, repeatedly said Germans must never use gas and germ bombs in battle, not even for defense. A country that sends 5 digits of people to suicide bomb vehicles on land air and sea for their one true living god emperor hirohito to go to Zen Buddhist Paradise (read "Zen at War") doesn't care about lives, even Nagasaki mayors Hitoshi Motoshima and Iccho Itoh got shot in their hearts for saying "It's Japan's fault my city got nuked." and the surviving one, Motoshima, said "Japan should stop using my city to play victim") 2 of 3 million Japanese soldiers committed cannibalism by the way. Stuff about this doesn't get talked about due to the race card. (Look up Yoshio Kodaira, how he recounts how him and the NAVY boys loved going around coastal towns in Capitalist China and raping girls and cutting open pregnant women and extracting fetuses... as early as 1921. The Army was even worse) Not 10 days after surrender the Japanese government installed the "Recreation and Amusement Association" and got Japanese women to service American troops for money, and also to hide their war crimes behind their girls once again. Just like the killing of the soldiers of the USS Panay in 1937 to test American military response.
@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574
11 ай бұрын
@@CrabTastingManHow long did it take you to type this
@acmartialarts2227
11 ай бұрын
Ok you’re still blaming black people
@Justin-pe9cl
11 ай бұрын
@@acmartialarts2227Shoe fits.
@ChaseVaccaro-ge3gk
9 ай бұрын
@@acmartialarts2227dude, it's what happened. You blame someone for something they've done. That's how it works.
@totallynotthebio-lizard7631
Ай бұрын
So this is what history class in public school is like, huh?
@thomaseigeman9329
11 ай бұрын
the good old times
@win1yoo724
Жыл бұрын
What episode
@pluto_cosplay
Жыл бұрын
S4,E27
@WowbertProductions
8 күн бұрын
“Something beige!” “Wood!” “Yeahh :D”
@daveSUStaine31
11 ай бұрын
If peter is natural African how can he be obese again lol
@torrisali2082
Ай бұрын
They had had to be basing this on the ship heading to Haiti lol
@Philosynoir
14 күн бұрын
“Wood!😡” “Yeah😄”
@alexandradelatorre5221
4 ай бұрын
Peter is a funny af guy and would be a chill ass friend
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