I read it and then was like: hold up, wait a minute, is that for me. Im gonna forget this in like two minutes cuz im stupid and do nothing different than watch something on my phone bit idc
@bruh12329
Ай бұрын
haha the worst thing is when they say "ok" or "cool"💀💀
@I.Over.Explain.Things
Ай бұрын
@@Jesuslovesyou0316k
@unicorn69
Ай бұрын
@@Jesuslovesyou0316Go on a Christian video and say all that. Then people will care
@Thewhiteandorange
14 күн бұрын
the fact that 96% of comments couldn't resist reading a long ass text tells me yall are anxious wrecks.... the fact that pretty much everyone felt sad and concerned afterwards tells me yall are kind... that's nice.
@dub61
2 ай бұрын
Bro I did read it all and that text hurt me on a personal level and it ain't even directed towards me.
@Rub-en
2 ай бұрын
Now because of you I have to read it
@bobbycruz9290
2 ай бұрын
ChatGPT can be a dangerous weapon.
@idk9637
2 ай бұрын
Tldr: we are no longer friends because im sick of being the only one who cares
@tateha1761
2 ай бұрын
@@idk9637 I read all of it and can confirm your correct.
@ArThur_hara
2 ай бұрын
@@idk9637tldr?
@gamingdestruction2918
Ай бұрын
The person said all that in the nicest way possible.
@BiggieBobThornton
29 күн бұрын
Yeah, so did I, but they didn’t read it, and if they did nothing changed. I want to smack this guy because the message is relatable as fuck, I’m definitely the Novel-Over-Text guy. But that is because I wish to be understood, and to understand, and it is so hard to accept that I am in the miniscule minority there.
@Kokusuz_Mum
18 күн бұрын
nicest ❌ most robotic ✅
@SSQMinky
8 күн бұрын
have to agree with this ladybug here, he definitely responded in the nicest way possible
@C7ZI
Ай бұрын
"Emotional fallout that comes from you're thoughtless decisions." Well that explains a lot.
@froggyboi6380
Ай бұрын
Bro might wanna read that 💀
@09ryanhuang72
Ай бұрын
Ik right it basically means that his friend hates him and like he wants him to like pay for his consequences
@Russellsauce
Ай бұрын
Why did you read all that
@RealDawg0
Ай бұрын
Fr 💀
@UserChrisino333
Ай бұрын
@@Russellsauce To see what it was about
@ScubaShark--8964
Ай бұрын
Is it becus that you read all that, and now wanna trick us into reading allat? We will NEVER read allat
@stuckinhoodie7781
2 ай бұрын
THE FACT THAT EVERYONE ACTUALLY READ ALL OF THAT EXCEPT HIM
@TheShadowgaming01
Ай бұрын
😂😂 yes
@sandunwijewardena7384
Ай бұрын
Bro I ain't readin all dat
@Im_just_Maxx.
Ай бұрын
TLDR
@Ashevzkyi
Ай бұрын
I am reading allat
@youdontneedtoknow2568
Ай бұрын
Welcome back to am I reading all that
@Vicionado
Ай бұрын
That text made me so sad that i wanna rethink my whole life.
@Creeper4160
Ай бұрын
If you were sorry, that means you care, and that's the best thing you could've done. That right there is imposter syndrome. 👏👏👏
@SAYSTHEONEWITHFANDOMUSERNAM
Ай бұрын
Haha i made you read all this
@Clqsedd
Ай бұрын
Imagine💀
@whannabi
21 күн бұрын
Just a lot of rambling without specifics. Not crunchy enough for drama. Just straight up sad
@5thkiechannel
10 күн бұрын
Chat gpt
@chicken
Ай бұрын
I hope things improve for them, that was a lot to take in. It felt like a whole novel to read all of that.
@judedely9920
Ай бұрын
Ah chicken, how are you doing?
@miles...
Ай бұрын
Bro chicken is fr everywhere..
@gigamad1729
Ай бұрын
Was it worth reading all dat?
@monke220
Ай бұрын
@@gigamad1729it was… it actually felt like they were talking to u, hits hard
@XxweirdosxX
Ай бұрын
bro imagine buying a spam account with bought subscribers just for attention 💀 bffr you don't feel shit.
@senoresquina1715
2 ай бұрын
The text is heart-breaking, I have to actively remind myself it's not directed towards me to stop feeling so bad.
@phantom6276
Ай бұрын
I'd rather you feel bad than feel nothing at all. That means you care, and that's a good thing
@charles_teak
Ай бұрын
Oh no. Oh well, it's happening. Introspection. Now every bad memories are flooding back to me as I reflected the messages to myself.
@gabrielgalup6330
Ай бұрын
@@charles_teak At least you care. Some people actually woudnt read all that, and keep walking around hurting people's feelings. But you care! Even if you did hurt someone's feelings, you desire to change, and thats a large step towards a new life
@Bobi_cool
Ай бұрын
@@gabrielgalup6330🤓👆🏻
@sjoerdmeijer3116
Ай бұрын
I love how the text is extremely general and could be send to anyone you ate upset with. It does not make any specific accusations
@ThatOneBrim
2 ай бұрын
THE FACT THAT IT HAD PERFECT GRAMMAR
@djentlover
2 ай бұрын
Ai is skilled
@amir-dt8uj
2 ай бұрын
UNBELIEVABLE
@NotGabe001
2 ай бұрын
you read all that?
@rubixclockpog
2 ай бұрын
So perfect grammar inordinary nowadays?
@Isaah.i
2 ай бұрын
Women.
@xpotential
Ай бұрын
"You've probably noticed I've been distant recently; it's been trying to protect myself, to gather my thoughts, and to muster the courage to end this toxic relationship once and for all." this line hits too hard
@Non.like.prince
Ай бұрын
AI at it's finest
@Shezz.1234
Ай бұрын
Thats made me wanna cry and it wasnt even directed toward me 😢
@boRegah
2 ай бұрын
I did read all that. And I feel like the protagonist of the story might be in the wrong. But the texter could also be crazy. Impossible to tell without context
@cyanhoodparth5238
2 ай бұрын
I ain't readin all that
@moritz584
2 ай бұрын
Prolly written by chatgpt lol
@KokonutOil
2 ай бұрын
I take everything on the internet I'm not directly associated with with a grain of salt. I've had a similar text like that in high school, and the person who sent it was actually a controlling sociopath, so I dont like to take sides on these things
@merc-ge8dv
2 ай бұрын
I ain’t readin all that
@jmacku35
2 ай бұрын
Does it matter if you’re crazy if you still sentient?
@imshroom
2 ай бұрын
> I can't believe I have to write this message, but I'm at my wit's end here! How could you be so thoughtless and inconsiderate? I trusted you, and you completely betrayed that trust. I thought we had an understanding, a mutual respect for each other, but clearly, I was wrong. Your actions have caused nothing but turmoil and you don't seem to care about the consequences or how they affect others. Do you even realize the impact of what you've done? It's like you walk around with blinders on, oblivious to anyone else's feelings or needs. Well guess what? The world doesn't revolve around you. You can't just stomp through life causing chaos and expect others to pick up the pieces. It's not fair, and it's certainly not the actions of a true friend or a decent person. You need to start taking some responsibility for your actions. I'm exhausted from cleaning up messes that aren't mine and dealing with the emotional fallout that comes with every thoughtless decision you make. If you don't understand why I'm angry, or why anyone would be upset by what you've done then that just shows how self-absorbed you really are. I've tried to be understanding, l've tried to give you the benefit of the doubt, but this is too much. This was the last straw, and I'm not going to sit back and take it anymore. It's time for you to grow up and realize that your actions have real, painful consequences, and you can't just apologize and expect that to be the end of it. You need to acknowledge the hurt you've caused and make some real changes. Don't bother responding until you've taken a long, hard look at yourself and your behavior. Until then. I'm done. < I ain't reading allat > Honestly, I'm tired. I'm tired of being the one who makes all the effort, who always listens, and who constantly tries to understand where you're coming from. But what about my feelings? What about the times I needed you? tons were never there, always too caught up in your own life to lend a supportive ear or a helping hand. Our friendship has become a one-way street, and I can't keep driving down a road that leads nowhere. I've realized that a true friend wouldn't continually disregard my boundaries, ignore my feelings, and belittle my opinions. A true friend would be there for me as much as I've been there for them. Your actions lately have been beyond disappointing. They've been hurtful, selfish, and utterly unacceptable. I've struggled to understand why you behave the way you do, but I'm done making excuses for you. It's not my place to fix you or the issues you clearly have with maintaining healthy relationships. I've reached my breaking point. I deserve to be surrounded by people who value me, who treat me with dignity, and who are honest and caring. It's clear that you cannot offer me any of these things. I have no interest in surrounding myself with negativity or with someone who seems to thrive on drama and conflict. You've probably noticed I've been distant recently; it's been me trying to protect myself, to gather my thoughts, and to muster the courage to end this toxic relationship once and for all. Your lack of concern only solidifies my resolve. Don't attempt to reach out to me with apologies or promises to change. I've fallen for that too many times, and I won't do it again. I need to make a clean break and move forward with my life-surround myself with positivity and people who actually care. Let's just accept that our paths have irreversibly diverged. I wish you well in the future, truly, but as for you and me, we're done. We are no longer friends, and l don't want you to contact me anymore it's not healthy for either of us to continue this charade. Goodbye.
@that_one_guy_with_the_face
2 ай бұрын
Thx m8
@DeusVivit
2 ай бұрын
kzitem.infoeOiU6a_SAmI?si=A8BQS7Drw-73Rpwq
@chewcodes
2 ай бұрын
not reading all that
@srijanparmar8113
2 ай бұрын
@chewcodes that is correct
@srijanparmar8113
2 ай бұрын
@@chewcodes you get to live ur life without a problem
@chicken
Ай бұрын
I can't believe I read all that, it felt like a whole novel. Hope things get better for them.
@ArmedBread
Ай бұрын
.
@Aizensosuke-lt1mj
7 күн бұрын
hi again mr everywhere
@ArmedBread
7 күн бұрын
@@Aizensosuke-lt1mj hes a bot.
@Aizensosuke-lt1mj
7 күн бұрын
@@ArmedBread what do you mean im not a bot im SUUUPER HUMAN SUUUUUUUUUUPER FLAVOR!!
@NicoDiAngelo_EmoBoy
Ай бұрын
I actually read the messages and damn- that message made me realize I have some stuff to fix up about me.
@Ve-id8zd
Ай бұрын
Nothing beats the classic “ok.”
@KayleighOwO
Ай бұрын
how about this one: 👍.
@robertorigo2006
Ай бұрын
"damn."
@juanito3841
Ай бұрын
"k"
@I-Consume-H20
Ай бұрын
I'm deeply sorry to inform you that my mom passed away. It's a devastating loss for me, and it's difficult to find the right words to express the depth of my grief. My mom was not just a parent; she was my guide, my confidante, and my biggest supporter. Her presence brought warmth and love into my life, and her absence leaves a void that feels impossible to fill.I'll miss her infectious laughter, her comforting hugs, and her wise advice. The memories we shared together will forever be cherished, but the pain of her absence is overwhelming. It's hard to imagine navigating life without her by my side.As I come to terms with this heartbreaking reality, I find solace in the thought that she's at peace now, free from pain and suffering. Though she may no longer be physically here, her love will continue to live on in my heart, guiding me through the darkest of times.While the pain of losing her will never fully fade, I'll strive to honor her memory by living a life filled with the same love, kindness, and strength that she embodied. She'll always hold a special place in my heart, and I'll carry her with me every step of the way. -ok
@Mejayy
Ай бұрын
@@I-Consume-H20k
@enricoiraldo9057
Ай бұрын
which ultimately just proves that unlike the suggestions of the message, you did not want to take responsibility for your actions lol
@dezaries
Ай бұрын
me fr
@Bobi_cool
Ай бұрын
Just walk away, that’s what I do when I realize they’re a toxic person.🤷♂️
@dbound_yo
Ай бұрын
@@dezariesrelatable
@Muhammed-ul7vy
Ай бұрын
I ain’t reading all that
@thecoochiecrusader2185
Ай бұрын
My brother in Christ, the video is a satirical, not to be taken seriously
@Laglessuser
Ай бұрын
"honestly I'm tired....." I can relate 😂
@andrewjack31
Ай бұрын
Honestly a simple "👍" is the best way to respond to a long heartfelt text.
@paigeforget6019
Ай бұрын
The video concept: 😂 The video when you pause to actually read it:😢
@BigTowelMonkey
Ай бұрын
I know, like the text is heartbreaking
@Terraman001
Ай бұрын
bro what? It’s just girl getting abused and annoyed,heart broken, it’s nothing much.
@schedark
8 күн бұрын
@Terraman001 not funny 😔
@Terraman001
8 күн бұрын
@@schedark sarcasm.
@user-ww7ut1yr7y
Ай бұрын
“Damn, that’s crazy” is the 2nd best response
@Quilvin-xu5ht
Ай бұрын
I ain't readin allat🗣️🗣️🗣️
@rampagepotato4307
Ай бұрын
"Womp womp." "K." "☝️🤓"
@Therealmissing5
Ай бұрын
@@rampagepotato4307yep
@user-ww7ut1yr7y
Ай бұрын
Real 💯
@mightyowl9797
19 күн бұрын
"So sorry that happened to you"
@decract
Ай бұрын
The best response to almost all text is always "You're right."
@dumb_little_puppy
Ай бұрын
bro js said "thanks for 5000 words" while i was at my mental limit, dont do that dawg
@dasmensch2317
Ай бұрын
Hope the friend is alright now.
@sStyleMo
Ай бұрын
wait what happened, i didnt read all that
@commury
Ай бұрын
@@sStyleMohe didnt talk to bro anymore
@cudacod4854
Ай бұрын
It probably was staged
@Boritoman76
Ай бұрын
I think bro forgor that it's a joke
@hinaguiza8810
Ай бұрын
😭😭IT IS A JOKEE (but it's cute you care)
@dukathneu
2 ай бұрын
I can’t believe I read all that.
@JupiterianGuy
2 ай бұрын
Was it worth it
@sd534
Ай бұрын
@@JupiterianGuy in no way is that worth it😂
@user-lf1hb4lw1b
Ай бұрын
I read it all too and wow that text was something
@VeryNormal_NormalPerson
Ай бұрын
The text spoke to me on a PERSONAL level.
@anthronox4992
Ай бұрын
Bro. That made me self-reflect.
@chicken
Ай бұрын
I can relate to feeling exhausted after reading all that. It's a lot to take in.
@fridayaung6739
28 күн бұрын
Bro violated her😂
@azaadkhan5977
2 ай бұрын
I just wonder if this was a real person sending the message cuz if this was then I’m sorry cuz I read all that and I feel like I need to reflect on my own life
@ekuminn
Ай бұрын
It was an ai
@Anniecurls
Ай бұрын
same haha
@Anniecurls
Ай бұрын
@@ekuminnGOODNESS GRACIOUS !!😭 I fell for it too bc i thought it was real
@Anniecurls
Ай бұрын
@@ekuminnai is getting subtle snd creative these days. What ai can do lol
@sStyleMo
Ай бұрын
id help you but i aint readin all that
@vin101
Ай бұрын
Let's be real. Calling them a yapper or saying too much to read is a childish comeback. I don't even know why we think it's even a strong response.
@Jeff4theRaid
Ай бұрын
Saying too much to read is childish, or not taking the time to read it is childish. Perhaps not everyone graduated highschool with flying colors in English or even reads books these days, but some people respond better with text because it feels comfortable in expression, some people call to have an in the moment expression, but trying to get an emotional point across in detail rather than be abject and blunt is better I feel for healthy emotional communication despite a lot of Americans not giving a shit when they are the subject of reading because they're too sensitive to address shit seriously when they started something and expect something back. Nobody likes to intelligently respond to intelligently written communication simply because it's too much effort when they don't feel like it or are in the mood to read thoughts for longer than 20 seconds.
@mask8402
Ай бұрын
Because it's funny and deals psychic damage to the person who took the effort to be typing all that. Is it fucked up and morally bankrupt? Yes, absolutely. Is it morbidly entertaining? Yes, absolutely.
@f1f19f
Ай бұрын
@@mask8402it is not that serious, wth, plus you could literally use other manipulation techniques not that hard bro
@GB-sr9kv
Ай бұрын
@@Jeff4theRaidim not reading allat
@IgnitionP
Ай бұрын
@@Jeff4theRaidI ain’t reading allat
@BenihimeArathame
Ай бұрын
Best reply " Nah I'd win" and go offline
@Oovyh
Ай бұрын
The fact that the text is almost foreshadowing the reply is crazy lol
@limkailuen3022
2 ай бұрын
That’s why u use paragraphs , makes it easier and less messy to read .
@kadidotognuratreb8267
2 ай бұрын
Last time im using that i get ghosted
@ph1ine
2 ай бұрын
Last time I used that, I got ridiculed by my Discord "friends."
@izuwu4843
2 ай бұрын
Why would you make life easier for the person who literally put you through so much that you had to write that monstrosity in the first place?
@T405_MN
2 ай бұрын
@@ph1ineabout to help a brother out 🔥 put the period AFTER the quotation marks: ""Friends."" would grammatically be more correct if it was ""Friends"."
@thisgoober128
2 ай бұрын
I still, Ain't readin' all that
@AAqua_
Ай бұрын
My level of anger when I couldn't stop the message at the beginning to read it📈📈📈📈📈
@uber_is_my_name
Ай бұрын
i must say, if this were true, a lot of people would be affected, not just him (, though basically he doesn't care at all). you'd have to deal with absorbing it all in and accepting it, then letting it all go, and you already know that's hard to do, and about the video, it's basically like... actually, i'll give question instead. how would you feel if you vented heavily to someone you trusted a lot and just got an "ok." or just left on read? ... ... ...if you read this all instead of replying "i'm not reading all that" then i must say, maybe you could be trusted.
@theragingsparten1107
2 ай бұрын
Man... I've been the guy sending all that
@redsparrow3677
2 ай бұрын
Sammmeee😢😂
@Sleeolo
2 ай бұрын
But did they read all that?
@Icameinclutch
Ай бұрын
That's the real question 🤔@@Sleeolo
@IgnitionP
Ай бұрын
@@Sleeolofortunately no they didn’t read allat
@sStyleMo
Ай бұрын
and ive been the guy not readin all that
@clearviewmoai
2 ай бұрын
Favourite reply now is "yapville wants their mayor back."
@Gators7557
2 ай бұрын
I gotta use that 😂
@noimnotthelorax
2 ай бұрын
"i didn't order a yappachino" is my fav
@_help_me_please_
2 ай бұрын
"We get it; you got your degree in yapology."
@_help_me_please_
2 ай бұрын
"You should try Yapoholics Anonymous, you need help."
@sd534
Ай бұрын
"Give that shit to a publisher"
@norseman2023
Ай бұрын
Texts got me self reflecting damn
@re1ncar
24 күн бұрын
“Your lack of response only solidifies my resolve.” 😂
@fabooshka
2 ай бұрын
only someone who thrives on drama and conflict would make a goated reaction clip like this
@vxRamZ
Ай бұрын
A friend I used to have we would only communicate with the longest paragraphs ever, it was the best and that paragraph of bad friends and wanting to be surrounded with other people, hits so hard even when it wasn’t directed at us like damn
@last_fantasy
Ай бұрын
I just read all that and it was heart touching !
@TheWhite_Arrow
13 күн бұрын
"You think im gonna read all that? Find out next time on 'i think the fuck not'."
@kristoforban8241
Ай бұрын
Me when i take pride in being ignorant
@dezaries
Ай бұрын
Me with my superiority complex
@digra6439
Ай бұрын
Me with main character syndrome
@kaz_exiled
Ай бұрын
Me when it's a joke
@gigamad1729
Ай бұрын
Me when I have to deal with someone who writes all dat
@kaz_exiled
Ай бұрын
@@gigamad1729 facts
@UnConstant
Ай бұрын
Its a truly sad message. For yall whos too lazy to read a book and watch tiktok too much the friend is complaints about why is he a bad friend and one who just never cared about her (prob its a she because of the way they text) . She thinks its a one way road where only her can truly care about the other. She thinks hes toxic and thats why she want to break the relationship up . Overall this message is a 7/10 by how good its structured for a real author. Could be better, but too long for something not too serious
@Pranav_Bhamidipati
Ай бұрын
I believe it does the job of conveying the author's feelings very well. Hits too close to home, though 😭
@freds_chess
Ай бұрын
am i readin' all that?
@UnConstant
Ай бұрын
@@freds_chess Do Tiktok affects you THAT much? Fine to be MORE simplified. Hes a bad friend and they want to end the relationship bcs he wont care
@JayMiller213
Ай бұрын
lol not that deep
@freds_chess
Ай бұрын
@@UnConstant for your knowledge, i did in fact read all that. in fact, considering your lack of understanding of the - apparently foreign - concept of sarcasm, i would go as far as saying i have likely read all that more times in a single day, than you have read a book in your, presumably shorter, lifespan. matter of fact, perhaps take some grammar lessons before randomly dissing people on the internet. have a nice day.
@heatedturtle659
Ай бұрын
Bro got hit with the average bojack horseman message
@APRILartz
2 ай бұрын
reason #1 on exactly why she left you lmao
@Paxkz
Ай бұрын
It was a guy and his friend 💀
@Nigjaslayer9000
Ай бұрын
Grown ass adults in the comment section crying about a joke is crazy
@Clqsedd
Ай бұрын
Did bro even read it💀💀💀💀💀💀
@usergk71
8 күн бұрын
Bro they’re friends
@InvisibleName-
Ай бұрын
Nothing ever beats "👍"
@yannicksong9847
28 күн бұрын
😂😂 the text is actually a whole chapter on how childish the dude can be 😂😂
@myguitartwerks7825
Ай бұрын
Lol. Best response ever to someone who hates you for being so self absorbed 😂
@stariadreamtea
2 ай бұрын
I took a screenshot to read all that. 😅wooow if that was for you you really hurt somebody really badly, and they're MAD 😅
@mosest20
Ай бұрын
You can't really tell tbh. That person could be a manipulator
@Who1156
Ай бұрын
You could have paused the video but you do you
@kaz_exiled
Ай бұрын
It's a joke guys
@IgnitionP
Ай бұрын
They didn’t really give examples of what he did, all the text was super cliche
@certifiedmondayhater
Ай бұрын
it doesnt matter if someone texted me that id say ok or ignore it ngl
@hanzalaenam9661
Ай бұрын
Either "ok" or 👍 or the ultimate "k"
@israahmad1981
Ай бұрын
you’re immature and toxic. You will be alone forever with that attitude.
@naazyahmahamad4860
27 күн бұрын
Not me actually pausing so I can read it 💀💀💀
@user-gl1lc1gj9e
27 күн бұрын
I'm the one who writes really long messages and the best responses i get most of the time is the classic "left on read ". Leaves you feeling Immaculate 💯
@i_liek_bois
Ай бұрын
if 3 paragraphs is "too much" for you to handle then that's just sad.
@SAYSTHEONEWITHFANDOMUSERNAM
Ай бұрын
I am going to do it. I have made up my mind. These are the first few words of the new… the best … the Longest Text In The Entire History Of The Known Universe! This Has To Have Over 35,000 words the beat the current world record set by that person who made that flaming chicken handbooky thingy. I might just be saying random things the whole time I type in this so you might get confused a lot. I just discovered something terrible. autocorrect is on!! no!!! this has to be crazy, so I will have to break all the English language rules and the basic knowledge of the average human being. I am not an average human being, however I am special. no no no, not THAT kind of special ;). Why do people send that wink face! it always gives me nightmares! it can make a completely normal sentence creepy. imagine you are going to a friend’s house, so you text this: [ see you soon 🙂 ] seems normal, right? But what is you add the word semi to that colon? (Is that right? or is it the other way around) what is you add a lorry to that briquettes? (Semi-truck to that coal-on) anyway, back to the point: [ see you soon 😉 ]THAT IS JUST SO CREEPY! is that really your friend, or is it a creepy stalker watching your every move? Or even worse, is it your friend who is a creepy stalker? maybe you thought it was your friend, but it was actually your fri end (let me explain: you are happily in McDonalds, getting fat while eating yummy food and some random dude walks up and blots out the sun (he looks like a regular here) you can’t see anything else than him, so you can’t try to avoid eye contact. he finishes eating his cheeseburger (more like horseburgher(I learned that word from the merchant of Venice(which is a good play(if you can understand it(I can cause I got a special book with all the words in readable English written on the side of the page(which is kinda funny because Shakespeare was supposed to be a good poet but no-one can understand him(and he’s racist in act 2 scene1 of the play too))))))) and sits down beside you , like you are old pals (you’ve never met him before but he looks like he could be in some weird cult) he clears his throat and asks you a very personal question. “can i have some French fries?” (I don’t know why there called French fries when I’ve never seen a French person eat fries! all they eat it is stuff like baguettes and crêpes and rats named ratty-two-ee which is a really fun game on the PlayStation 2) And you think {bubbly cloud thinking bubble}
@SAYSTHEONEWITHFANDOMUSERNAM
Ай бұрын
“Hahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! Hehheheheheh…..heeeheehe..hehe… sigh. I remember that i was just about to eat one of my fries when I noticed something mushy and moist and [insert gross color like green or brown] on the end of one of my fries! now I can give it to this NERD!! ” (yes he is a nerd because all he does all day is watch the extended editions of the hobbit, lord of the rings and star wars and eat fat cakes (what the heck is a fat cake? I think it might be like a Twinkie or something)and twinkies(wow so is doesn’t really matter which is which because he eats both(i may have just done that so I didn’t have to Google what a fat cake is (right now I am typing on my iPhone 3gs anyway, which has a broken antenna so i can’t get internet anyway (it’s actually a really funny story that i’ll tell you sometime)))and sit in his man cave with his friend named Joe (an ACTUAL friend, not a fri end)and all Joe does is watch sports like football with bob and all bob does is gamble ferociously (don’t ask(it means he buys all those bags of chips that say “win a free monkey or something if you find a banana in your bag*”(if there is a little star it means there is fine print so I always check the back of the package) *flips over the package* okay, it says: “one of our workers accidentally threw a banana in the packing machine and we don’t want to get sued so we did this promotion thing” cool. Oh wow, this is salt and vinegar! my favourite! i hate cheese and onion.))and that’s pretty much his life, he lives in Jamaica with Naruto and his friends) so you give him that gross fri end he throws up all over you and me and the worker behind the counter who was still making an onion, and THAT is the story of the fri end, not a friend who somehow remembered your name and your phone number / email so he could text you saying he would come to your house soon. *finally takes a breath after typing a few hundred words about fri-ends* so what now? i know, i know, you think i ramble too much and use too many brackets (i don’t) but now i am going to talk about my amAZEing day
@SAYSTHEONEWITHFANDOMUSERNAM
Ай бұрын
first i woke up, ate choco pops for breakfast even tho i always hate it when people say that cause i get jealous and super hungry. then i… umm… yea! that was my day. you know that other person i mentioned before? that flaming chicken person? WELL. i will steal something from that person but do it better. i will… drum roll please … badabadabadabadabadabadabummmmmmmmmmmchshchshchshchshbadabadboumboumpoopoopichypichypichypowpow-crash! *a drum roll was just playing in the background* that drumroll was so long i forget what i was talking about. *scrolls up to see what he was writing about* oh yea! i will make my own FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK! what things do i like? instead of flaming it could be rainbow, instead of chicken it could be fluffysheep and instead of handbook it could be handbook (not very creative, i know) but the total complete name is now to rainbow fluffysheep handbook! to make life easier for you guys, instead of taking random rules out of book willy nilly, i will take them out using my favourite numbers! so, section 5040 of the rainbow fluffysheep handbook states that the king of all oddly coloured farm animals (thats me!) is allowed to tell you any part out of this book randomly or if it is his one of his favorite numbers! 5040 is a great number because it is divisible by 60 integers which i don’t know. i’m tired. it is 10:41 and i am getting sleepy… hey hey hey! an intruder! remember that from pokepals rulers of time and darkness or something like that! with piplup and sunflora and chimchar! whaoh piplup is really hard to write on a tiny qwerty keyboard! try it! i realised that asdf is actually written in order on the qwerty keyboard! (just in case you didn’t know, asdf is an amazing short video clips cartoony thing on youtube i first learned bout on flipnote hatena, which is now shut down 😦 ) what if one day they get rid of the qwerty keyboard completely! i will type it out for you just in case one day they get rid of it. qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm.
@SAYSTHEONEWITHFANDOMUSERNAM
Ай бұрын
I have made 3 paragraphs (not really my copy and paste only allows some amount of characters so this is 1 paragraph
@Clqsedd
Ай бұрын
Ain’t no one got time for that
@nasyabugg8240
2 ай бұрын
This video is a toxic one🤣🤣😭😭
@JaimeLaMecque
Ай бұрын
“I ain’t reading allat” 💀😭
@iman3270
2 ай бұрын
Bro looks like Jake gyllenhaal’s long lost brother
@saryntoews
2 ай бұрын
Bro out here ruining relationships for clout
@blackavant9405
Ай бұрын
I used to write long paragraphs like these and kinda still do. Its like you wan't to express what you have in your mind and it still feels like you barely have said anything. So talking instead of writing is easier because at least the receiver will hear you instead of ignoring the whole paragraph.
@----AJ----
Ай бұрын
THE BJORK VINYL IN THE BACKGROUND RAHHHH
@NotFluplaxio
2 ай бұрын
How to trick everyone watching to read all that because now their curiosity from the comments actually peeked their interest. 😂
@chanjg28
2 ай бұрын
Part 1: I can't believe I have to write this message, but I'm at my wit's end here! How could you be so thoughtless and inconsiderate? I trusted you, and you completely betrayed that trust. I thought we had an understanding, a mutual respect for each other, but clearly, I was wrong. Your actions have caused nothing but turmoil and you don't seem to care about the consequences or how they affect others. Do you even realize the impact of what you've done? It's like you walk around with blinders on, oblivious to anyone else's feelings or needs. Well, guess what? The world doesn't revolve around you. You can't just stomp through life causing chaos and expect others to pick up the pieces. It's not fair, and it's certainly not the actions of a true friend or a decent person. You need to start taking some responsibility for your actions. I'm exhausted from cleaning up messes that aren't mine and dealing with the emotional fallout that comes with every thoughtless decision you make. If you can't understand why I'm angry, or why anyone would be upset by what you've done, then that just shows how self- absorbed you really are. I've tried to be understanding; I've tried to give you the benefit of the doubt, but this is too much. This was the last straw, and I'm not going to sit back and take it anymore. It's time for you to grow up and realize that your actions have real, painful consequences, and you can't just apologize and expect that to be the end of it. You need to acknowledge the hurt you've caused and make some real changes. Don't bother responding until you've taken a long, hard look at yourself and your behavior. Until then, I'm done.
@Singleplayr
Ай бұрын
You typed this?
@H2NZ
Ай бұрын
I ain't reading allat
@unknownplayer4400
Ай бұрын
Mature people would understand what's written Immature childish people would say: I'm not reading all of that
@kelvinwillows2610
Ай бұрын
Damn...that's crazy. Sorry that happened to you
@SAYSTHEONEWITHFANDOMUSERNAM
Ай бұрын
! I am going to do it. I have made up my mind. These are the first few words of the new… the best … the Longest Text In The Entire History Of The Known Universe! This Has To Have Over 35,000 words the beat the current world record set by that person who made that flaming chicken handbooky thingy. I might just be saying random things the whole time I type in this so you might get confused a lot. I just discovered something terrible. autocorrect is on!! no!!! this has to be crazy, so I will have to break all the English language rules and the basic knowledge of the average human being. I am not an average human being, however I am special. no no no, not THAT kind of special ;). Why do people send that wink face! it always gives me nightmares! it can make a completely normal sentence creepy. imagine you are going to a friend’s house, so you text this: [ see you soon 🙂 ] seems normal, right? But what is you add the word semi to that colon? (Is that right? or is it the other way around) what is you add a lorry to that briquettes? (Semi-truck to that coal-on) anyway, back to the point: [ see you soon 😉 ]THAT IS JUST SO CREEPY! is that really your friend, or is it a creepy stalker watching your every move? Or even worse, is it your friend who is a creepy stalker? maybe you thought it was your friend, but it was actually your fri end (let me explain: you are happily in McDonalds, getting fat while eating yummy food and some random dude walks up and blots out the sun (he looks like a regular here) you can’t see anything else than him, so you can’t try to avoid eye contact. he finishes eating his cheeseburger (more like horseburgher(I learned that word from the merchant of Venice(which is a good play(if you can understand it(I can cause I got a special book with all the words in readable English written on the side of the page(which is kinda funny because Shakespeare was supposed to be a good poet but no-one can understand him(and he’s racist in act 2 scene1 of the play too))))))) and sits down beside you , like you are old pals (you’ve never met him before but he looks like he could be in some weird cult) he clears his throat and asks you a very personal question. “can i have some French fries?” (I don’t know why there called French fries when I’ve never seen a French person eat fries! all they eat it is stuff like baguettes and crêpes and rats named ratty-two-ee which is a really fun game on the PlayStation 2) And you think {bubbly cloud thinking bubble}
@adriannabahrin519
29 күн бұрын
i once sent a similar paragraph to a guy, thank god he read it lol (he has good communication skill unlike others)
@Jaxson254
Ай бұрын
Honestly, i did read all that and that hurt me😭
@Disquiet925
2 ай бұрын
Imagine the love of your life hurting you so you send them a concise text as to why you feel the way you do and this is how they react 😂😂
@SAYSTHEONEWITHFANDOMUSERNAM
Ай бұрын
If someone broke me then i would not do anything because my cringe immunity is weak, i can't even type popular trends without seeing the other search results below them, i can't even watch mrbeast because the thumbnails gave a slight tingle to my body
@Mr_Zeako
Ай бұрын
Dude the “You Said, by Connor Price” hits hard
@Shadow_Daylily
Ай бұрын
I guess it shows he’s self absorbed like the text said
@Zoheb911
2 ай бұрын
Bro rizzed up wrong girl 💀💀
@kadidotognuratreb8267
2 ай бұрын
It was a friend
@Zoheb911
2 ай бұрын
@@kadidotognuratreb8267 broo read the paragraph first
@orenji_desu
2 ай бұрын
@@Zoheb911The first paragraph also contains about friendship
@Zoheb911
2 ай бұрын
@@orenji_desu Didn't notice the 1st one but I commented on basis of second one 😅
@viligerm6592
Ай бұрын
No, no, the best response is: "That's a lot of words, too bad I'm not reading em"
@malakdr8431
Ай бұрын
I actually feel bad for the other person, they seemed sad and hurt 😭
@IcerCheck
2 ай бұрын
your prize is no longer sleeping on the couch!! because you just got a ticket to being kicked out!🎉🎉
@sand378
Ай бұрын
Its a friend not a girl
@gigamad1729
Ай бұрын
I’m pretty sure it was already over before that lil bro. If they are writing all dat, it AIN’T gonna work at all any more
@telestare
Ай бұрын
I read allat, and it hurt when it's not even towards me 😭
@MrYaseen10
Ай бұрын
"Lets play 8ball" Is byfar the best response
@gegecry
7 күн бұрын
The fact he added the actual text in the video response so that we couldn't cut and copy it. This man is what every 4Chan user aspires to be.
@NicolaHoffman15
2 ай бұрын
It’s actually, “k.”
@gamingdestruction2918
Ай бұрын
The person put effort in these 2 texts. And who knows what other texts too
@l19htn1n
Ай бұрын
"Damn that's crazy" is a valid option too
@Archemes
Ай бұрын
Just say womp womp. I aint wasting my time showing that redact person watching that vid💀
@Dotherandom
2 ай бұрын
Congratulations! Your prize is staying alone!!🎉🎉🎉😂
@SAYSTHEONEWITHFANDOMUSERNAM
Ай бұрын
Better t than saying "hey baby" everytime i go home from work
@gryangree8529
11 күн бұрын
"Damn that's Crazy" "OK"
@pebblebrowser
6 күн бұрын
The fact that so many people in comments have read it and reflected on themselves in heartwarming. I'm proud of yall
@StagMax141
Ай бұрын
The perfect response is, “Womp Womp”
@dezaries
Ай бұрын
ONG
@Dazai_200
Ай бұрын
I did this to my girlfriend and i m happy to inform that i have been promoted to single
@dezaries
Ай бұрын
Congrats for the promotion bro
@nideeshthecuboy2682
Ай бұрын
Congratulations brother meanwhile let us celebrate with a wine 🍷🗿 cheers mate 🥂
@Dazai_200
Ай бұрын
@@nideeshthecuboy2682 🗿🥂
@morn14150
Ай бұрын
but that guy be like "nah i aint watching all that" 💀
@stevemattero1471
6 күн бұрын
As a neurodivergent young man i would actually write things like this for girls who i had dated. it's bringing up cringe memories but for many people it's harder to express our thoughts verbally than to write them. So we put a lot of time and care into it especially bc this is an important subject. So it's too bad that nobody's reading all that.
@Tropveq
Ай бұрын
“You need to acknowledge the hurt you’ve caused” Okay i read the whole text but this part just made me lose all empathy and laugh 😂
@israahmad1981
Ай бұрын
why? Whats so bad about asking people to take accountability OR atleast discuss their actions?? Good luck on being alone forever. Even if you do end up with someone and you act like this to them, you will never experience true respectful love.
@XboxPro123
Ай бұрын
@@israahmad1981 womp womp
@SAYSTHEONEWITHFANDOMUSERNAM
Ай бұрын
@@israahmad1981the yapp country says that you must be freed from the evil guys
@MrTwinkieeater
2 ай бұрын
How narcissists react: I ain't reading all that. -OR- How narcissists gaslight you: You read all that.
@user-ce6ig1tv3k
Ай бұрын
"Too long didnt watch" - the guy with short attention span
@eecordero
Ай бұрын
Well at least he’s consistent since this response makes sense based on what the long text is saying
@tytbeastmode
2 ай бұрын
WE NEED THE DOWNLOAD LINK
@Fykicoma
2 ай бұрын
Download it with savefrom and cut it
@maikeru00
Ай бұрын
Read a long text ❌ Read the 5 hours long conversation your friends had when youwere sleeping ✅
@Iku00
Ай бұрын
I read all that just for some shits and giggles, but damn....after reading all that....there were definitely no giggles, but there was plenty of feeling like shit, it wasn't even directed at me, but reading all that made me want to do some self reflection
@cloud-wc4se
28 күн бұрын
Bro passed everything from the universe 💀
@Bootricia
2 ай бұрын
This is SNL worthy
@RandomRaid-se6zv
2 ай бұрын
If you value you mental health, don’t read all that
@channel_yeah.idk.
Ай бұрын
nah, the best way to respond is the classic, 🗿
@Ran090
Ай бұрын
Bro really need to Read all of that 💀
@daisyprincess2415
Ай бұрын
unbeliveable the biggest hurt is to ignore someone i thought you good
@CarleyMarley24
Ай бұрын
This is totally a text to a narcissistic friend. Sent something similar ngl🙈😭
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