so i just put on a qhamis, went outside wearing nothing but that, and let the winds stroke my balls, and walahi its game changing, god forgive me but ya allah ive never felt anything better in months
@AbaNPreach
8 ай бұрын
Balls on your scalp and balls feel amazing.
@AbaNPreach
8 ай бұрын
Wind*** on your---
@mxrs17
8 ай бұрын
i GOTTA TRY THIS TODAY LMAO
@elguapii5832
8 ай бұрын
Weeet 😭
@e69alpha
8 ай бұрын
There's no feeling like nature handling your balls like a professional escort
@ajtaylor8750
8 ай бұрын
The dude with the astronaut suit is the type of guy you'd probably talk to at a party if you're both drunk, but would never actually hang with him in real life. He is too off the wall for his own good.
@Adam-tu1lk
8 ай бұрын
That’s crazy accurate
@reiraku-of1yj
8 ай бұрын
Kinda reminds me of those teenagers that think they are "deep", "philosophical" or "spiritual", but dude's like 40 years old to boot.😭
@ll2323
8 ай бұрын
I legit thought he was gonna say, “well u dress for the job u want.” But then he just fumbled so hard. 😂
@greent16
8 ай бұрын
I once met a guy like that at a meet and greet. We were both at a table. He was so crazy I literally grabbed the wrist of a passing guy introduced the guy to him and said I needed a drink and ran away
@SHAKE-S-PIERRE
8 ай бұрын
@@greent16that’s criminal
@killtyrant
8 ай бұрын
"Im absolutely disgusted about the use of money for outer space" 5 seconds later "So yeah. Im trying to capitalize on the attempted murder of a fellow human being"
@tajcee
8 ай бұрын
Dude in the NASA suit was straight up giving me Jake Gyllenhaal in Nightcrawler vibes.
@user-xi9mq7dt3v
8 ай бұрын
Like
@CptJumper
8 ай бұрын
Bro
@ArchAngelisk451
8 ай бұрын
The way he was acting, I'm almost positive he's the one who shot the dude lmao
@pieace775
8 ай бұрын
@@tajcee 🎯
@dankjemo9884
8 ай бұрын
The "I saw an attempted murder last night" guy is just one of those people who asks questions to be polite, while the entire time he's really just waiting for his turn to talk... Where do they find these Lower Expectations rejects?
@heroinmom153
8 ай бұрын
The MadTV ref is perfect
@CarrieJess
8 ай бұрын
Lmao I remember that segment on MAD TV.
@I_discovered_civilization
8 ай бұрын
The astronaut suit suggests he’s probably autistic.
@Harry_Bahlzanya
8 ай бұрын
Bro I sing that jingle to this day my wife is almost 5 years younger than me and has no clue what I'm talking about 😹😹😹 when she does some shit that was lower than expected I sing the jingle and she thinks I'm just being an ass but really I'm being an ass and referencing a great skit 😹😹😹😹
@Jimmy94411
8 ай бұрын
That’s typical of men
@belacmochi1506
8 ай бұрын
The way y’all’s floor creaks when you walk around in disbelief sends me reeling
@AngryAssSmoker
4 ай бұрын
The floor creaks are legit a good side character 😂😂😂😂
@harleygunn4783
3 ай бұрын
Damny ears have gone deaf to it bc my floor creaks so much lol
@handlemchandleton3255
3 ай бұрын
What's crazy is I bet its just one long floorboard that's broken down over time I've had to fix a few when installing new carpets and stuff
@etherealvampress
3 ай бұрын
They're both too thicc for their own good smh
@coreessj3
2 ай бұрын
Reminds me of Grandmas house 😅
@iamkellij
8 ай бұрын
As a big girl with a job... WE DON"T CLAIM HER! Also as of today, I'm 90lbs down! YAY!
@patrickwillis13
8 ай бұрын
Ayeeee
@darthwolfX2
8 ай бұрын
Yeah, nice keep it up
@brooklynforever1990
8 ай бұрын
Way too go.
@sae_said5552
8 ай бұрын
Fantastic what’s your target goal
@luca_lwls
8 ай бұрын
that's really impressive, congrats
@FanGirl9463
8 ай бұрын
The creaking of the floor boards is the most iconic thing about Aba and Preach.
@zachary3367
7 ай бұрын
The creak is a character in its own right at this point, he deserves a credit spot in the end.
@FanGirl9463
7 ай бұрын
@@zachary3367 facts deserves a salary.
@Flybabyfish
7 ай бұрын
I hate same but their creaking floorboards are therapeutic 😆👏
@flippy4951
7 ай бұрын
literallyyyyyyyy
@bkomi
6 ай бұрын
Lol, I literally noticed the creaking floor boards as I was reading this comment .
@lalalovengun
9 ай бұрын
The editing 😂 “I’m trying to get married and have 100 kids, so why waste each other’s time?” Next frame he gets rejected skipping the interview!😂
@fmcscarkenlife
8 ай бұрын
How is this comment 2 weeks old?
@ducksquidbat8315
8 ай бұрын
@@fmcscarkenlifepatreon bro
@seraphina2293
8 ай бұрын
Google has some Time travel tech which is glitchy apparently.
@NotRJ001
8 ай бұрын
@@fmcscarkenlifemembers or Patron I think.
@KingAnge978
8 ай бұрын
Bro is a member and saw this shit early 😂
@nickwilliams2415
27 күн бұрын
The big girl is a perfect example of someone who thinks being quirky is cute, but doesn't realize it's only cute when you're cute
@AD-xz3ov
8 ай бұрын
As a bald guy who loves breakfast, I’ve never felt so included. 🎉
@MrJSulty
8 ай бұрын
This got me 😂
@kirkvanallen5202
8 ай бұрын
This comment made me laugh. Good job.
@Stephanie-cl4fu
8 ай бұрын
😂
@bradastra6111
8 ай бұрын
now this is true diversity and representation xD
@felixgutierrez993
8 ай бұрын
But is it Pancakes or Waffles for you doh?
@HeisenbergFam
8 ай бұрын
If Aba & Preach were hosts, they would tell participants to sit 10 feet away from the button and tease them with red button
@sharfadhamin6110
8 ай бұрын
I would watch that sooo much more
@aladdout9454
8 ай бұрын
LMAOOOOO
@ll2323
8 ай бұрын
They should do their own version of it.
@nathansterling639
8 ай бұрын
This is exactly what Cody Ko did
@TheWizardGamez
8 ай бұрын
Imagine the race to jump on the button
@thomas232
8 ай бұрын
Bro when she screamed and yall just veered off in different directions with the same shocked expression i just about lost it! 🤣🤣🤣
@GabyPivet
5 ай бұрын
That was the best part. I laughed out loud for that 😂
@R3ALDUBB3DD3R3K
8 ай бұрын
Yeah that guy with the grills & 70 pairs of shoes has serious priority issues… with a studio apartment 🤦🏻♂️
@robertshank3729
Ай бұрын
Or he just dont give a fuck about where he lives... like some of us... sacrifice in one area leads to privelages in another...
@sukaenacornelius9285
Ай бұрын
Hey, lived in one with my husband on beach for years. Best times honestly. I never judge a man with a studio. If you’re single, or couple. It makes sense if you aren’t too materialistic and live walking distance from everything, including beach! Only time I drove was to work. Otherwise my bike or feet. I think US people care too much on residence and vehicle.
@shadyimslebi
Ай бұрын
@@robertshank3729if you don’t care about where you live what makes you worthy of having a partner?
@LickBeforeStick
28 күн бұрын
Not everyone wants a huge apartment or house
@user-vf3fz7qv6v
8 ай бұрын
The city girls guy wanted her to forgive a guy for not trying and not wanting to get his life together. She even said if he’s trying she can support that. I can’t believe that wanting someone who is employed (not a millionaire not a ceo) just employed is gold digging or considered wanting someone ambitious
@fns1707
8 ай бұрын
That guy was just broke lol
@jojochara6352
8 ай бұрын
It’s giving prenup is more expensive then any asset they own lol
@Kefka2010
8 ай бұрын
He was a loser, I'm 100% down with her assessment.
@AngryReptileKeeper
8 ай бұрын
Turns out he was the real gold-digger all along.
@pennyproud1621
8 ай бұрын
He was a broke loser who wanted a woman to basically be his mommy and give him sex for being him. He's a hobosexual. Using relationships to gain a place to stay.
@seankauder9721
8 ай бұрын
Astronaut guy is the perfect example of what happens when you do way too many psychadelics
@stephaniemurria5534
5 ай бұрын
I think he eats lead.
@BaronUnderbite
4 ай бұрын
I kind of agree with him though. Why pay NASA millions of dollars a day to give us absolutely nothing, when i can give hippy dave $40 for some DMT and go meet aliens myself
@danteortega6510
Ай бұрын
@@BaronUnderbitewhile the spending is ridiculous (even while being like less than half of a percent of our budget iirc) it’s still worth it because it’s real and furthers the human race while DMT is just all in your head, not real, and doesn’t further humanity nearly as much.
@BaronUnderbite
Ай бұрын
@@danteortega6510 we already got scientists mapping out the DMT realm. In fact, they have been doing it for some time. Thats a place where i can actually go that is actively being mapped out (look into this). We give NASA 60million a day and the best thing they get for the common man is "space" blankets. Ya, ill go with the DMT thing anyday
@238mob8
8 ай бұрын
The first guy being all " I dont like that they use so much money to explore space, we should use it for good, we should explore inner space" and then immediately going to " I have footage of an attempted murder and I'm trying to sell it" like the guy from Nightcrawler, is insane to me.
@chi7818
8 ай бұрын
He was 100% trolling and fucking around. He dressed like an astronaut for an inner space joke, then said he doesn’t like how we spend money on outer space while wearing a spacesuit, and mentioned seeing a guy get shot in the neck and trying to sell the video.
@Sara_ennit
8 ай бұрын
That movie instantly came into my head after he said that and then I was like yeahhh he hassss to be trolling 💀
@GlitchDotCraft
8 ай бұрын
Why you all taking it so seriously damn
@TM-np5lq
8 ай бұрын
How do you suck and blow so hard at the same time?( Pretty sure he was trying to see how many red flags he could wave at once. Maybe he figures: since he cant be a great example to follow, instead I can be a terrible warning Of what Not to do.
@DianaWanMa
8 ай бұрын
@@GlitchDotCraftcause he’s a stranger with an astronaut suit and talking about murder in a first date… I would never take the risk to know what is real or what is trolling with a guy like that. Not a single little chance.
@autumnrose538
7 ай бұрын
"I need a man who puts effort into his own life." Deadbeat: "I just think you need to be more forgiving" 😂Man you did not need to worry about the next girl being a gold digger. You ain't got none😂
@ellomate07
6 ай бұрын
It's always the men who have no gold worrying about gold diggers lmao
@AravindR-fi9cw
6 ай бұрын
@@ellomate07 They're worrying on behalf of their bros.
@courtney3893
5 ай бұрын
She came off kind of aggressive though
@jgale2590
4 ай бұрын
She sounded like a man.
@DooMGo2It
4 ай бұрын
@@ellomate07You don't have to be rich to be taken advantage of.
@cashordeals3672
8 ай бұрын
She tried so fast to tell him why she doesn't find him attractive yet she made herself look like a giant red flag
@TitoG-ko2ct
8 ай бұрын
I mean she was already giant to begin with.
@MrVivi0001
8 ай бұрын
She made herself look like bat shit crazy.
@DailyThingsInLife
8 ай бұрын
@@TitoG-ko2ct LOL DARN
@Flash413
8 ай бұрын
She is a giant, red flag
@ptolemeeselenion1542
8 ай бұрын
😂
@kyleighwhite1409
8 ай бұрын
I fully believe the second guy just has no job and no ambition the way he talked about “you need to be understanding”
@skenzabeam
7 ай бұрын
loool that guy is weird, he clealy probably does the same and couldnt hack the girl saying that to him
@sammylong3704
6 ай бұрын
He didn’t like sis, that’s all. The irony is, she was the only girl on the entire show that he had any realistic chance with. The girl who rejected him would have rejected him 100 times out of 100.
@FallsFait
8 ай бұрын
yall randomly arguing about pancakes or waffles absolutely made my day xD
@L.L.888
8 ай бұрын
Totally! It waffled me :D
@trevineleven
5 ай бұрын
But for real, breakfast deserves love. I'm talkin, eggs, bacy, waffers, oj, sausage, fruit medley, steak.
@ChaiLatte64
3 ай бұрын
Biscuits and gravy is superior to all breakfasts
@NavySharkz
Ай бұрын
Scrambled eggs, bacon, cheese grits, and biscuits with syrup.
@GanondorfsWife
Ай бұрын
The nutjob who threw a fit over being rejected bc she has no job is EXACTLY how my little sisters ex boyfriend would behave. He screamed and cried when he got fired from a job, then refused to get another job, expecting my little sister to tend to his every need.
@slthrn22
8 ай бұрын
With all respect, if you don't like eggs you don't get to enter the breakfast debate, access denied ✋🏾😂
@AbaNPreach
8 ай бұрын
Facts! Preach Gotta Go
@justspeakjazzi124
8 ай бұрын
👏🏾👏🏾
@biajdzismols1204
8 ай бұрын
Agreed but nah,breakfast person is not a thing 😂😂
@e69alpha
8 ай бұрын
No mo hold up. Maybe they can make pancakes. I got a brother whole will take a shot gun to scrambled eggs but will make the fluffiest from scratch buttered pancakes.
@Sarkhan69
8 ай бұрын
@@e69alpha who'll*
@candyandfruitc7496
8 ай бұрын
Ida was so real with her stance Any one who doesn't make an effort in life in any way is a waste of time. She dodged a bullet
@NationX
8 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same thing. She was way too good for him and I agree with her stance. I hated how he claimed that she was "unforgiving" when she was literally saying that as long as someone is at least TRYING to do something with themselves that's all she wants. Dude was weird with everyone he spoke too.
@vlo4829
8 ай бұрын
Yeah, but she was dumping a lot of "here's why I'm single and you should stay clear too" with too much complaining.
@Panafrocanam2
8 ай бұрын
She was right on that stance but projected too much, which was sign she's made bad choices in men which made her seem jaded.
@Panafrocanam2
8 ай бұрын
@@NationXwell sorry but not sorry, but he seemed like an underperformer and comes off as lazy but would make excuses. I've seen his types often and as a man wouldn't want someone like that in my circle.
@NationX
8 ай бұрын
@@Panafrocanam2 yeah I agree. That’s why I was saying she’s too good for him because he gives off those lazy vibes
@jboog9128
8 ай бұрын
It's hilarious when aba and preach just walk away after they see something cringe and the floor is just creaking lmao
@PathologicallyIncurious
8 ай бұрын
The creaking floor adds so much humor to this channel, I freaking love it haha
@memestar22
8 ай бұрын
nah fr it adds to the cringe and empty feeling 😂
@anabltc
8 ай бұрын
it gives character fr, the floor is the third host 😄
@robindachampgaming
8 ай бұрын
Big facts 😂😂
@Flybabyfish
7 ай бұрын
I really like the way the floor creaks though!😆👏 I don’t like asmr tho
@RealBigFro
6 ай бұрын
“Fellas have you never seen a dude from across the room” 😂😂😂
@Paulito941
14 күн бұрын
We know Myron has
@gavinthornton704
8 ай бұрын
Hot take: i think her mentioning marriage was good. It provided a clear, defined goal as to why theyre even sitting there. It removed the "swipe left or right" element of speed dating this shows based around.
@michaelu.5321
8 ай бұрын
100 kids is crazy tho 😂
@anonymouspreme3425
7 ай бұрын
Who in their right mind mentions marriage at a 1st meeting?
@georgecameron4754
7 ай бұрын
@@anonymouspreme3425People who know what they want out of their relationships and want to ensure they’re not wasting time with people who don’t share their goals.
@campbell1446
7 ай бұрын
@@anonymouspreme3425 Someone who doesn't want to waste time. Doesn't mean the person wants to marry the one they are having the conversation with, though.
@Anna-cx4tg
7 ай бұрын
@@anonymouspreme3425People who have a plan for their life and don't want to "just have fun" then find themselves wondering whether the person they've been with for 7 years wants to marry them. Dating to get married used to be the absolute norm until quite recently and still is in the vast majority of the world.
@dylanlewis2464
8 ай бұрын
As a Jamaican, I approve of Preach's bumbocleet. Lol man hit that accurate af
@ErenKruger-qx3dt
8 ай бұрын
Patios on point 😂
@dichi3163
8 ай бұрын
I like how Aba is ready for summer in a t-shirt and pastel linen short-sleeve shirt, while Preach is wearing a whole down jacket 😂
@philadelphian7814
8 ай бұрын
Lmaoooo
@LilMj28
8 ай бұрын
Lol to be fair, Aba actually lives there and Preach comes over to do the videos
@dazedconfuseds
8 ай бұрын
It's cos Preach came to Aba's home and didn't take his coat off cos he was cold. When he felt warm enough, he then took off the coat
@TM-np5lq
8 ай бұрын
Simple: Aba's hot, and Preach is cool. Astronaut guy: give him SPACE.( How do you blow and suck so hard at the same time?🙄
@samu-chan
8 ай бұрын
observant
@noahjames1985
7 ай бұрын
"Breakfast Unite!!!" ... I Love these two too much.
@cherryhazard8002
8 ай бұрын
Reason why dresses are so attractive in women is the same reason why suits are attractive in men, display of femininity in the case of women or masculinity in the case of men with class and allure.
@afrosamourai400
8 ай бұрын
Dresses can be really unclassy
@swagman2001
8 ай бұрын
@@afrosamourai400it depends on the dress lol overall you can never go wrong with a dress
@AngryReptileKeeper
8 ай бұрын
That depends on both the culture and the time period. Once upon a time in a certain part of the world among the upper classes, it was fashionable for men to wear wigs, frilly clothes, makeup and high heels.
@kat8295
8 ай бұрын
Except that men look really good in kilts and togas too, so there goes that theory 😂
@smb.
8 ай бұрын
@@kat8295and there are an abundance of styles for women's suits from pants suits to skirt suits etc. Even the jackets for male and female suits are even designed differently to compensate for thibgs like chest size 😂
@jadoei3576
8 ай бұрын
After 3 hours I've finally been able to put my baby down to sleep, I am dangerously close to waking her up with my stifled laughter. I have been on the verge of hollering as soon as this video started! This whole video has been a gem 😅
@NicoleLLewis
8 ай бұрын
I'm in my car screaming right now 😂😂
@rachelrenee5604
8 ай бұрын
Truer words have never been spoken!🤣
@NoirAngelz3D
8 ай бұрын
Abba said all the intrusive thoughts this episode and I love it!! 😂😂😂
@maenad1231
8 ай бұрын
I love watching best friends. The tangents you two go on are so wonderful to watch lol My ribs were bursting during the entire ‘Chris Brown’ segment
@optikalillusion777
8 ай бұрын
Bro their chemistry is insane! 😂😂
@andrewzilla89899
8 ай бұрын
That “bombacleeeeet” got me cryin on the floor💀
@fromheaventoearth5779
8 ай бұрын
Man, I'm Jamaican and just realized we stopped saying that specific curse word for decades. Then again it's a word kids usually use so maybe that's why I haven't heard it in forever. By the way it's "bombo". Lol random rant over.
@SuigaRou
8 ай бұрын
As a representative of the world breakfast federation, I can confirm that I've never seen Preach at one of our meetings. I think he's the type of guy who has one breakfast, but does not even partake in second breakfast.
@itiswhatitis263
8 ай бұрын
I also can confirm Preach as never been to a meeting. He should be punish for cultural appropriation. His punishment he has to eat 3 eggs.
@MrReset94
8 ай бұрын
Yeh, never seen him either. Not in the Italian section meetings.
@pog8744
8 ай бұрын
Fake breakfast fan preach
@TheCoolestGeekEver
8 ай бұрын
Second breakfast? Was that a Lotr reference?
@thelittlehomie658
8 ай бұрын
I as member of the Cereal Coalition vote Preach to be impeached from the Breakfast Committee. As punishment, he is to consume Huevos Rancheros with French toast and OJ. Who's in agreement with me?
@Bigtank9401
8 ай бұрын
I agree with Aba on the Apartment thing. Spending money on the wrong things. You don't have your priorities straight... but then at 8:39 that boy had jewelry on, a grill, earrings, etc. He's the example of what Aba is talking about 😂😂😂
@238mob8
8 ай бұрын
Man said he has 70 shoes. Crazy
@Grimm_Butterfly
8 ай бұрын
I think he ahead of the game. Why spend that before you got someone else to put in there? Chicks do want hotels, adventures, Cafe dates, concerts, boating, and visiting her family
@Grimm_Butterfly
8 ай бұрын
@@238mob8yeah, he has enough space to store himself. If he said he wanted to keep that after locking up with a woman, that's just neurotic
@kylespevak6781
8 ай бұрын
That's literally who they were talking about
@timocruz510
8 ай бұрын
@@Grimm_Butterfly yeah but they also don't care about you spending thousands on grills and jewelry lmao. They'd rather you not have a 250 square foot apartment. That's tiny as heck lmao
@kaysonjones3785
6 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 The Carib side coming out in that " Bombocleet"
@theSpiritofTamzin
3 ай бұрын
😅😅😅😅😅
@dukescuttle9548
8 ай бұрын
Breakfast is absolutely a thing. I was in Korea with a homestay family and they gave us 냉면 (cold spicy noodle soup) for breakfast. I looked at it with disappointment every time. When I got stationed there for a couple years a classic American bacon and egg breakfast was one of the things I was homesick for. To the point I found a restaurant that serves exactly that in Seoul. Breakfast People Rise Up!
@Phearsum
8 ай бұрын
Spicy noodle soup for breakfast would have me stuck over a toilet for lunch. Damn. 🤣
@Kefka2010
8 ай бұрын
I skip breakfast every day
@l0veasia333
8 ай бұрын
it's the 비빔냉면 that is spicy, the (물)냉면 isn't though ;) one of my favourite korean dish but understandable if you miss homeland food
@theredheadwiththread1275
8 ай бұрын
Bacon and eggs with hash browns and grits.
@Barthenn
8 ай бұрын
I find Preach ridiculous, even here in Canada, In montreal, Aba and Preach lives in montreal and so do I, and there are dozens and dozen of Breakfast only restaurant. And there are some people that can easily pay 30$-50$ for a breakfast. For me that is completely insane. I don't give a **** about breakfast, but my mother and sisters they are crazy about going in different breakfast only restaurant.
@colebengston3963
8 ай бұрын
Damn, Ida seemed like a real one. Some people on these are crazy as hell and others are normal and the interactions between the two are great!
@77Productions77
8 ай бұрын
She was for real. What she was saying was 100% valid and that melanin was popping real nice lol. I’d definitely go out wit her💯
@24KLuxury
8 ай бұрын
Ida was pulling trauma from her past and showing a lack of empathy for men’s struggle. Men don’t want to hear all that cussing either. Her vocab is trashy.
@leirsdeirs6212
8 ай бұрын
@@24KLuxuryBruh she said you gotta have a job and not be a bum at home. Pretty low bar
@thefrofairy
8 ай бұрын
@@24KLuxury and the man spoke of his h*e past but didn’t reflect on his “City Girl” statement🤣 every man with a past is always looking for the forgivenesses they’ve yet to learn. What she spoke was truth from experience & it was valid, he bypassed it with judgment because it struck a nerve. Grow up. That struggle is not gender specific.
@naturallytajy973
8 ай бұрын
@@24KLuxurythat’s a bullshit ass excuse, she speaking facts
@GoblinGhouly
8 ай бұрын
as an average reddit user i can confirm space guy is for sure one of us 😂
@herpaderp-bp4pe
5 ай бұрын
Yes. He wears a fedora in the day, space suit at night😂
@amytgt903
7 ай бұрын
the way the floor creaks as they walk around in disappointed silence is hilarious
@weaselwovel
8 ай бұрын
I'm picturing all the people waiting in the rooms for their turn hearing that scream with the same expressions as you guys just had 😳 😂
@kathrynrodriguez2089
8 ай бұрын
I told my husband this exact thing when we were dating: I don't mind guys who dress nice, drive nice cars, etc- but 90% of those guys living in their parents' basement, 70k in debt for their liberal arts degree and eating pasta for every meal. If you're sacrificing needs for wants, that's a disgusting misuse of money, and that's super ugly.
@MrReset94
8 ай бұрын
Eating Pasta at every meal is what many Italians do
@Grimm_Butterfly
8 ай бұрын
So why are ppl hating on the dude who isn't paying the landlord his whole check?
@juanmejiagomez5514
8 ай бұрын
@@MrReset94 Nah man, we don’t eat pasta every meal. Sure as hell not for breakfast nor for afternoon break. Maybe sometimes dinner and launch if you have nothing else at home, but otherwise it’s pasta for launch and something else for dinner
@theredheadwiththread1275
8 ай бұрын
What you got against pasta?
@StoogesTheTwo
8 ай бұрын
What’s wrong w spaghetti
@alexanderwoods2055
8 ай бұрын
19:11 The PWEBS+ (pancake, waffle, egg, bacon, sausage) community are hurt and disappointed in Preach's vile sentiments and rejection of our continual fight to gain proper representation and recognition in all forms and facets of life. His words cut deep and we look forward to further talks to reach an understanding that benefits all forms of eatery.
@AdrianDWolfe
8 ай бұрын
Lol yall delusional if you dont think all day breakfast isnt enough representation 🤣
@alexanderwoods2055
8 ай бұрын
@@AdrianDWolfe no that's proper representation. Anything less means you're hateful of the breakfast community.
@rib4149
8 ай бұрын
nigga said EATERY 😂
@yoogeo1
8 ай бұрын
Bunch of pwebs. I'm a pweb btw
@LuiVentures
8 ай бұрын
I identify as PEBS, waffles are meh
@SunkissedMalice
8 ай бұрын
It's crazy to me that any able-bodied person would _choose_ to not work. I've been deemed as physically disabled and unable to keep gainful employment.. and it's honestly soul-crushing. Ya, I don't get it. It's not nice to feel useless and having ignorant people pass judgment. Why _choose_ that? Ugh.
@GFODT562
7 ай бұрын
I’ll add onto this cus I’m the same way. But it’s because I’ve met disabled people who inspire me to never give up no matter what!!!! Multiple accidents and injuries. Been shot stabbed and thank god I’m still able bodied. I’m healing rn from multiple blood clots that I had to get multiple surgeries for. I have to recover for the next year I was released from the hospital a few days ago and I’m already throwing myself on the floor just to work out and do calisthenics and stretch. I got alot of friends and family who are constantly abusing the system because they are lazy. And now that I have to go on disability for a few months while I heal I feel so useless. Alot of disabled people tell me not to let it get to me and they understand my sentiments. It’s so crazy how many able bodied people chose to not work and take benefits from actual disabled people or temporary disabled people. So sad how society treats the disabled
@broadcaster746
7 ай бұрын
I don’t dream of labor. I want to live peacefully, work on myself, cook, clean and care for my pets. This society deems “unproductivity” ie not working as “laziness.” But I believe people were meant to enjoy life. Not live for the weekend. I have sympathy towards your experience. Because if I was unable to work, I may feel differently. But every job I’ve had has sucked the life out of me. I have no true passions due to depression. No job that will make my heart “sing.” If I could live a financially stable life W/O working, I truly would. I told this to my family at 13 years old, and ten years later it’s still true. Im college educated, I like what I pursue. But if I could not work. That would be my dream. This is no shade btw. Cause I understand the value and importance of contributing to society. But at the same time, I cry everyday from what I have to do to just survive.
@msrumedia5616
7 ай бұрын
@@broadcaster746 "I believe people were meant to enjoy life" that is a fat ass privilege. IF you're over here living with your parents and/or getting your shit paid for this is a goofy way of thinking. Might be better to have your ass thrown in deep water with no life jacket and you'd probably surprise yourself with how much you're capable of. You're 23 and have no true passions which is normal but the faster you figure out what speaks to your soul/the reason why you were put on this earth the less depressed you'll be and then you'll actually start to living life instead of thinking like this and wasting away. You should probably start with volunteering - helping homeless people or people less fortunate than you at least. instead of just wanting your life to be a vacation. cmon now. then move on to see what your true calling is if its not helping/giving back to others not as privileged as you
@qwomlee6058
7 ай бұрын
You don’t know if this person is able-bodied. Most disabilities are invisible, so please don’t assume.
@Las645
3 ай бұрын
Because who wants to work? We get called lazy but working is so soul crushing. You get paid little just to work long hours. You have no time for yourself. If I didn't have to work I wouldn't. To many jobs you're replaceable.
@annimu9081
8 ай бұрын
Mr. City Girls is basically saying he's a bum in the most "chill f-boy" way possible lol
@AngryReptileKeeper
8 ай бұрын
And a gold-digger. Because if this fool is broke and unwilling to do anything about it, you _know_ he's going to expect his girl to give him money.
@@AngryReptileKeepera bum is a gold digger. They bum money.
@Bootyeater999
8 ай бұрын
@@annimu9081keke Palmer picked him 😂.
@grilledpizza3554
8 ай бұрын
I love how you can go from arguing too laughing its very wholesome I never thought I would die laughing to an argument
@brendamoon2660
8 ай бұрын
Preach laughing at Aba is why i watch the channel
@selfproclaimedesper778
7 ай бұрын
You have the same pfp as my guildmaster on mlbb lol
@corneliusblack433
5 ай бұрын
Lady in the green dress mental bruh....." I'm ready to settle down and have kids and family, meet someone serious"...also her "I'm not in a rush, don't want kids like now, maybe a couple years......"....SO HOW ARE YOU READY!? Then you wanna meet someone serious but you are talking bout waffles and pancakes and chemistry!? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mysticjen379
4 ай бұрын
They mentioned his MTV success and she got pound signs in her eyes.
@mtsemcomfort2255
Ай бұрын
Someone can get freaked out by that. So she wanted to push it a little. My thought.
@alisha6341
22 күн бұрын
being ready for a serious relationship is not jumping at the quickest opportunity for a ring like wtf r u on about
@zuhairroomaney10
8 ай бұрын
As a breakfast person I'm with Aba on this one, Preach does not sound like a breakfast person here..
@liliarosales1961
8 ай бұрын
“Breakfast people rally!” 😂 Preach was being sarcastic but I was really like let me find my fellow breakfast people. And i agree he’s definitely not a breakfast person. He was out when Aba said he doesn’t like eggs. 😂
@acigarbar
8 ай бұрын
"There is no sadness that cannot be cured by breakfast food." --Ron Swanson
@jillm1142
8 ай бұрын
Best breakfast food is French toast
@kheatherthompson
8 ай бұрын
Came to the comments to find My People!!!
@cherryhazard8002
8 ай бұрын
Haven't you noticed that the ones that are level headed and don't come off as pretentious or demanding and just state their desires without any dramatics are the ones that usually get a match at the end?
@gcromer903
8 ай бұрын
Underrated observation
@noblegalifreyan4551
8 ай бұрын
To be honest they probably choose the most unhinged or or delusional people to be on the show because it makes for better viewing
@TigerLaw-vc8hg
8 ай бұрын
No this is for entertainment. It probably doesn't go far
@Novafro
9 ай бұрын
She not just a straight pipe, she's open headers just waiting to send pistons to the moon.
@Aenygma_
5 ай бұрын
His dealbreaker is someone without a job. - I don't have a job. You don't have a job? - No. CLACK - YAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHH
@dannikris3696
8 ай бұрын
The creaky floor of disappointment will always crack me up 😂
@PlayShorts3
8 ай бұрын
That floor is part of the crew 😂😂
@calvinwood7120
8 ай бұрын
“You might get no cuddles from women but nature cuddlin you” 😂 best bald joke I’ve heard
@adrian-dragosbalaban6401
8 ай бұрын
First dude is 100% trolling
@starman9933
8 ай бұрын
Are you sure? The fake nose is pretty serious
@adrian-dragosbalaban6401
8 ай бұрын
@@starman9933 Bro now I can't tell if that's a fake nose
@crustybone
8 ай бұрын
I think he's autistic or something I actually know a few people who act like that, it's real
@WizardDamon5076
8 ай бұрын
He had to be😂
@TheUkchiller
8 ай бұрын
He’s either trolling or he’s a god damn alien wearing human skin
@permagrin8742
8 ай бұрын
Half way through this vid…I’m dying laughing. This here is why I come back. It’s like hanging out with friends and some friends of friends show up. May be awkward to start, but Ho Lee Fuk its gonna get cracking in short order. These guys are on fire when it’s like this, absolute fire.
@blueshell4859
8 ай бұрын
As a man who shaves my head bald because I'm balding, I can definitely say feeling the wind on my scalp is 100% a perk for not having hair. It feels amazing 👍
@Panafrocanam2
8 ай бұрын
It sucks for ones based on their head shape or size that struggle to go bald simply cause they're not comfortable pulling off bald look.
@christop3
8 ай бұрын
I'm a sucker for a dress and a skirt too, couldnt tell you why. It's not really sexual in nature to me, I just think girls look amazing in them. Not the real trashy skirts, just a typical normal skirt, like business or casual style, same with dresses, a sundress sends me over the moon and I just think a girl looks damn good in it. I remember in the 90's I used to see mad girls walking around on the street in dresses and skirts and then I grew up and they all disappeared and it's just sadness.
@WeebtasticPrime
7 ай бұрын
Bro, in my country we had something called Flower Skirts, like they give such comfort vibes it is awesome to see. I saw so many big sisters where them since ai was a kids I developped a tase but when i gre up all I had to see was mini skirt covering half the skirt, I like them too but not for the same reason. One is pure love with rainbows the other is just my sexual interest
@ajp1282
4 ай бұрын
You had me at sundresses 😂👗 and I completely agree. Less IS more and the amount of skin being shown in social media, advertising, and the day-to-day doesn't seem special cuz it's everywhere.
@artsyfartsynerdywordy
8 ай бұрын
You guys are so right about people not realizing that sometimes they have to explain their terminology. I never thought I’d have to explain what “having game” meant until I had to explain to my stepdaughter what “rizz” was akin to for her dad and I. I told her that I had to explain to her dad what rizz was and she asked how I did it, so I said “I told him that it was like “having game” for us. We’re old now I guess. I never shamed her for not knowing what “game” was though lol never shamed her dad for not knowing what rizz was either. It’s weird being exactly between older millennials and gen alpha.
@tofuguru941
8 ай бұрын
Rizz comes from cha"rizz"ma. (charisma). Being charismatic.
@MrTehNoms
8 ай бұрын
You ain't gon just gloss over that. What a curious circumstance to be on good terms with your step daughter's bio-dad. It's not impossible, but I can't help but imagine what sort of peculiar (interesting? atypical?... iono) person her mom may be.
@aydenbonnet9630
8 ай бұрын
@MrTehNoms why would it be weird for someone to be on good terms with someone they're married to?
@MrTehNoms
8 ай бұрын
@@aydenbonnet9630 Nothing at all I'm just a smooth brain that assumed OP was a male (and therefore straight, I guess) and talking to *his* stepdaughter's father. I read that post like 3 times and still somehow found 4 humans in there lmao
@moonshinershonor202
8 ай бұрын
Real T.
@mateobareo4229
3 ай бұрын
70 shoes. That's 70 months of a bit more rent he could have paid lol
@albertorodriguez3927
8 ай бұрын
The astronuat dude is the type of guy you talk to at the party when you're trying to tell yourself you're not THAT drunk, even tho he's probably creepily sober, claiming he doesn't need alcohol to have a good time.
@GlitchDotCraft
8 ай бұрын
Alcohol is poison anyway
@albertorodriguez3927
8 ай бұрын
@@GlitchDotCraft called it lol
@GlitchDotCraft
8 ай бұрын
@@albertorodriguez3927 lowers your vibration and easily manipulated. Why would you choose to do that?
@albertorodriguez3927
8 ай бұрын
@@GlitchDotCraft oh you're being serious. I mean if you can't handle your booze, that's on you bud.
@GlitchDotCraft
8 ай бұрын
alcoholism runs in the family, like a lot of people. @@albertorodriguez3927
@CommanderCodyChipless
8 ай бұрын
That astronaut guy is tier 4 level trolling. Honestly he's actually pretty funny too and is good at quick responses. Props to him hope he's doing good in life
@victorcordova6715
8 ай бұрын
Found the astronauts KZitem account
@CommanderCodyChipless
8 ай бұрын
@@victorcordova6715 coolio
@Coco-xq7zh
8 ай бұрын
Naw
@pepinyostep3592
8 ай бұрын
From the first word that came out of his mouth i knew that boy was trolling
@jessicathomas73
8 ай бұрын
Tier 4? Base and stupid quite frankly
@pigtailsandteddybears
8 ай бұрын
"I saw a murder last night... 'attempted' murder." Space dude is a real winner.
@oz_jones
8 ай бұрын
Im hoping it's a character
@pigtailsandteddybears
8 ай бұрын
@@oz_jones Trust me, I do as well. 😬
@GlitchDotCraft
8 ай бұрын
It’s not either or but and more
@dudeorduuude5211
8 ай бұрын
Weiner is right.
@ezrawilliams3148
7 ай бұрын
The astronaut guy they type of person you meet on gta😭😭
@Fortheloveoforthodoxing
8 ай бұрын
“ who cares what you think you don’t like eggs” im dying 😅😂🤣😂😂😅🤣
@brooklynforever1990
8 ай бұрын
“Diamonds on a doodoo stain!” 😂 but Aba is right priorities all messed up
@CapnSquiggles
8 ай бұрын
It's hard seeing the end of the Abba and Preach era over breakfast. Wish the best for you both on your lives.
@Korihiji-icefire
7 ай бұрын
The odd silences accompanied by the floor creaking is funny for some reason🤣
@zeeplanter63
8 ай бұрын
Preach stared on that BIG Girl like Yelena on AOT.. 14:32 😂
@Kickboxingenthusiasts
8 ай бұрын
I’m always surprised how much I enjoy the button videos with you guys. I’d never watch it by itself but love watching your commentary on it
@mannymushies5241
7 ай бұрын
Fr it’s only tolerable when there reacting to it
@amandasi8967
7 ай бұрын
I have to say this was a solid episode!!! Lots of depth and range in the convo! I think I’m a pancake person, at heart, but when I’m at home, a waffle person, just cause it’s easy to heat up in a short time. But if I’m out at IHOP, Dennys, then pancakes. I love the fluffiness and how it tastes when butter is in the middle mixed with syrup!!!
@Stoicism23
8 ай бұрын
Couldn't stop laughing at the breakfast debate 😂 Aba, you nailed it with your point! Who else found that part hilariously relatable?
@HenryStihl
8 ай бұрын
😟
@EventHorizon_3
8 ай бұрын
🙋🏾♀️😂😂😂
@kailysamaniego852
8 ай бұрын
I did!! This shit won the video for me 😂 Then @1903: you can see Aba just start watching him go off. And his “Yooo breakfasts unite!” I rewound & rewatched it a few times cuz it had me dying. “What did you feel about the episode? Pancakes. That’s what he feels.”
@WayzYs
8 ай бұрын
hilarious lmao.. and i agree with Preach lol: breakfast = Breaking fast Doesnt matter what you eat. Ive had full course meals for breakfast
@halosmith8208
8 ай бұрын
same lmao!
@artsazon3668
8 ай бұрын
If someone told me Aba and Preach are legitimately brothers, I’d believe it fully without hesitation. 😂
@mysticjen379
4 ай бұрын
That last girl - as soon as they mentioned the MTV stuff and what he earned, she got pound signs in her eyes and started to change her tune about marriage and kids. It was so obvious she was lying lol just to get into something with him - it’s so important to be genuine for your own sake and the other person.
@Csdabest89
8 ай бұрын
out here destroying property with no job is crazy
@user-ex9ti7ds3m
8 ай бұрын
I hope that first guy was trolling because if he’s legitimately that socially awkward it’s cruel to put him in the video 😂
@theorderofthebees7308
8 ай бұрын
Have you ever heard of Skippy.
@user-ex9ti7ds3m
8 ай бұрын
@@theorderofthebees7308 yes
@owenleal
8 ай бұрын
@@theorderofthebees7308 ah, the Skipmaster General. The true MVP of social disasters.
@carlsagan2607
7 ай бұрын
@@theorderofthebees7308skippy is actually a terrible person
@user-ex9ti7ds3m
6 ай бұрын
@@carlsagan2607 That is my impression as well
@KS-ds2hx
8 ай бұрын
Man, I love y'all! Y'all can be funny, deep, introspective, and laugh at yourselves at the same time. Please don't ever change. 😀
@ThaArabScarab
3 ай бұрын
As a balding man I have to say it feels much better to be able to run your hands through a full head of hair
@serious7179
8 ай бұрын
Omg yall kept me rolling so hard in this one 😂😂😂 from the attention seeking astronaut to the broke red pill dude to the wild screaming lady, I was dying.
@SolidusSnake2
8 ай бұрын
I like what they did there Preach, says he’s not going to argue about breakfast then starts fake arguing about breakfast with Aba 🤣
@giled9538
8 ай бұрын
Great episode of Aba n Preach. Love the way jokes in the beginning came back at the end to be funnier. Thank u for the work put in to this brand.
@tevinjg91
8 ай бұрын
The girl who got confused about the city girls thing reminds me of this one time I was talking to someone about snow bunnies and he thought I meant girls who snowboard 😂
@Quantris
5 ай бұрын
I think I saw that in an Archie comic
@janedoee
8 ай бұрын
that floor creak be killin me🤣
@thelogicalcaveman9139
8 ай бұрын
“So I saw someone get murdered last not… well not murdered attempted murdered” That’s a opening line from hell lol
@GlitchDotCraft
8 ай бұрын
I tried my best
@Tconomics
3 ай бұрын
Just been on a KZitem wormhole, starting from your diddy videos. The bumbacleeet in this video had me dead out loud lol
@RK-hu1qk
8 ай бұрын
14:08 the new Godzilla trailer is insane
@PANDAXD001
8 ай бұрын
Damn. That one hurt me and I agree 😂
@RK-hu1qk
8 ай бұрын
@@PANDAXD001didn’t mean to hurt you, but it’s true 😂
@rhaynbowbritesb43
8 ай бұрын
No sir😂😂
@ashleyvaughn5213
8 ай бұрын
😆"When someone doesn't have a filter from their brain to their mouth" hit home. I try to work on that by not talking to people too often in person
@thiagots85
8 ай бұрын
When you both go on a tangent that has nothing to do with the video, and just keeps going on and on, you guys destroy me. Laughing hard everytime
@weslindsey5909
8 ай бұрын
I love when they going back and forth over something that doesnt matter.
@FreshAirWomanism
Ай бұрын
😂😂this entire video is gold! "Are you a fruits for breakfast person?"😂 lifted my mood instantly
@Brotallicus
8 ай бұрын
This was one of the most fun and funny episodes in a while! Y’all need to serenade each other more 😂❤
@KingDieselG
8 ай бұрын
Aba lost me with that “seen him from across the room” 😂😂😂
@yvngdoffy
8 ай бұрын
19:39 gatekeeping breakfast like religon😂
@jonosterman2878
5 ай бұрын
7:00 dude sucks at code switching, is what that is 😂
@pigmasters3263
8 ай бұрын
9:10 “Diamonds On A DooDoo Stain” is a fire ass album title
@Rexorazor
8 ай бұрын
Imma steal it.
@anthonymartin5990
8 ай бұрын
I love when Abba riles up Preach its the best episodes. Yall need to do a podcast I wanna hear your stories!
@quintinx.3630
8 ай бұрын
That discord ad was crazy work 😂😂😂
@HelterSkelter__
8 ай бұрын
I’m laughing so hard at the breakfast argument lmaoooo I relate so heavy with preach, I can’t stand when people come to me with weird questions like waffles or pancakes
@skyekh.9836
8 ай бұрын
So... waffles or pancakes?
@dudeorduuude5211
8 ай бұрын
Waffles and pancakes are bottom tier breakfast items to me.
@nickodemusjohnson
8 ай бұрын
Well I'm a car guy, so I will be asking you which gas do you put into your car and why. Regular? Mid-Grade? Or Premium?😅
@cahe6161
8 ай бұрын
I've never tried any of them
@Hennessydream
8 ай бұрын
What are you autistic? It’s a simple question and if you don’t like either state what you do like.
@lolasaj5052
8 ай бұрын
Preach you killed this episode 😭😭😭😭😭 had me rolling. You look so done with Abe the entire time 😂😂😂😂😂
@SanFran49erfan
8 ай бұрын
its always the funniest when Preach looks at Aba with just pure disappointment, lmfao.
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