A student stole a computer from a teacher that got alot of confidencial information. See how the student get the scare of there life with the speach from the teacher. YOU GOT OWNED BIG TIME XP
When someone goes into a long winded speech like this, you know they have no idea where the computer is.
@phaonthomas6094
8 жыл бұрын
Plot twist, he actually forgot his laptop at home that morning
@davidkennedy3457
8 жыл бұрын
haha!!!
@zonanboy
8 жыл бұрын
jesus christ that fly scared the shit out of me
@kaohsiung99
Жыл бұрын
He left in in the backseat of his car, actually. It was under a jacket that he decided not to wear that day
@Mareritt
8 жыл бұрын
The transponder is still broadcasting?! Shit! I bet they didn't disable the flux capacitor either.
@Clowncentral101
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@LvngBrd
Жыл бұрын
Or the particle accelerator
@dazedconfuzed6
9 жыл бұрын
For any kids watching this, when a teacher gives an ultimatum as in "turn yourself in and receive a lesser punishment even though we know who it is" is bluffing out their ass.
@46monkeyes
9 жыл бұрын
+jeff darnell True---as an instructor, I used the same guilt trip trick...and it worked!
@randomdude4628
9 жыл бұрын
+jeff darnell I'm used to be a teacher and I never wanted to get students into trouble, all I want is my belongings, if you hand them over, we can call it borrowing without asking.
@dvdrwsor
9 жыл бұрын
+jeff darnell Are you encouraging kids to lie and steal ?
@randomdude4628
9 жыл бұрын
dvdrwsor obvy
@toddenrico2748
9 жыл бұрын
+dvdrwsor Lighten up
@nialljamesbuckley
8 жыл бұрын
he obviously left it on top of his prius that morning when he drove to work
@JoHnNyV5432
8 жыл бұрын
L
@TheArtofUTube
8 жыл бұрын
O
@TheArtofUTube
8 жыл бұрын
L
@ericjohnson4877
8 жыл бұрын
Funniest YT comment all time! Ha ha ha ha ha!
@petemangum4542
8 жыл бұрын
HE'S BULLSHITTING.
@smokinamron5943
8 жыл бұрын
+UndeadProductionsCo yeah, just like the Secretary of State wouldn't.......just because you wouldn't, doesn't mean they wouldn't. cheers
Yea, cause at the beginning he said the guy was smart to cover his tracks. And if they knew who he was, they obviously pick him up, cause this man is distraught.
@lisag4955
8 жыл бұрын
exactly what I thought.
@drygnfyre
8 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Jasper Rine is a pretty well known and respected professor.
@chewface
9 жыл бұрын
I bet $100 his computer had a folder labeled "kids" on it. Filled with things you can't even begin to imagine.
@pezpeculiar9557
8 жыл бұрын
You probably lost $100
@pezpeculiar9557
8 жыл бұрын
chewface I probably don't. If I did I'd be having a lot of babies with birth defects and probably a dead baby which would send me to court and jail.
@MasterDeanarius
8 жыл бұрын
+wowitsbryce wait... what?
@pezpeculiar9557
8 жыл бұрын
MasterDeanarius Read the other replies
@crabtrap
8 жыл бұрын
+chewface just getting ready to type the EXACT same thought. that laptop was riddled with kiddie porn!
@HermannTheGreat
8 жыл бұрын
So basically the professor is liable for losing possession of such valuable information. Wonder if he lost his job/tenure over losing this research and not having a backup.
@oprex1
8 жыл бұрын
Why would he lose his job? Should I lose my job if someone steals my company car?
@HermannTheGreat
8 жыл бұрын
oprex1 Two entirely different situations. You own the car company, he doesn't own the proprietary information he "pretended" to have. If he had information he was responsible to protect(which he didn't), he would be fired and or prosecuted if he admitted losing it. Btw he never got his laptop back.
@kaosum2
8 жыл бұрын
That laptop is probably in a landfill by now.
@TomJesper
8 жыл бұрын
The issue isn't that he doesn't have a backup from what I hear in his speech. The issue is the theft of the data NOT the loss of the data. He said he installed the same copy of windows, meaning likely his laptop was backed up to a high degree, likely on campus servers - I know my university does this, storing everything under professor-determined encryption keys.
@cal2904
8 жыл бұрын
He probably does have a backup if what hes talking about it true The main issue was with the data being spread, hence copying
@jamesgray7064
9 жыл бұрын
Where was the "owned"? If they knew who took it, they would just grab the person. Now because of all of his babble, the computer will probably end up at the bottom of a river, destroying all of his sensitive data.
@jopickett4306
9 жыл бұрын
The whole thing is a fake to get his computer back. Smart.
@jamesgray7064
9 жыл бұрын
***** Educated guess. Admitting you took a computer with confidential gov't info on it would mean more than a failing grade. Safest thing to do would be to throw it in a river.
@luiscesarvianagomes970
9 жыл бұрын
James Gray he did say they knew who it was, they had a image of the person and eye witnesses
@wesleyhempoli5548
9 жыл бұрын
James Gray just because a computer has sensitive data on it does not, I repeat *does not*, make it any more of a crime. What's sensitive to one person is meaningless to another. Data is data. Its intellectual property without a finite value. This professor or guest speaker was completely bluffing, albeit a good bluff, its a bluff none-the-less. This is a simple theft and nothing more. The FBI, CIA, NASA, SEC, FTC, US MARSHALS, you-name-it, nobody but the chief geek and campus cops give a fuck about the laptop...
@stulop
8 жыл бұрын
if his computer was that important, he should have secured his shit. criminal neglect on his part.
@utustut
8 жыл бұрын
I would have just raised my hand and asked: "So if you've already tracked the signal, why haven't you gone and got it back yet?"
@jacktaylor1516
3 жыл бұрын
The problem is that his computer had all kinds of crazy porn on it and he was terrified of getting exposed lol.
@mannagarwal5390
Жыл бұрын
Yeah man... He gotta have some kind of crazy porn on there to go batshit like that.
@greatloverofmusic1
Жыл бұрын
Lmao 😅
@Insidious589
8 жыл бұрын
if his computer is so valuable then why did he just leave it lying around? and I don't believe much of what that guy said. if that was true then he wouldn't need to stand up and say that.
@androcci
8 жыл бұрын
he needed to say that to get his computer back. is easier instead of waiting for the police to retrieve it.
@Nanomachines5on
8 жыл бұрын
This was some great Sun Tzu scale deception. Most thieves lack logical smarts or balls and he took advantage of the fact that the thief (who he knew was probably a young college male) probably wouldn't realize this.
@rockabillylaker
8 жыл бұрын
He probably has kiddie porn on there or some other extremely incriminating things.
@robbyosborne9708
Жыл бұрын
Someone should give a loud yawn and acquire a test bank for the midterm exam and see how he would react to that.
@lfgjp
Жыл бұрын
that professor is gonna want a signed, hand-delivered note from god to get out of that exam BAHAHA
@robbyosborne9708
Жыл бұрын
@@lfgjp Yep
@justinmat9952
10 жыл бұрын
ok why the hell is info that important on a laptop so easy to get
@stephenhunter70
8 жыл бұрын
Prof: what reason could you possibly imagine would be acceptable to justify why any of that was left on a unsecured Laptop computer?
@mosipd
8 жыл бұрын
A number of years ago I did some consulting for a small company that was experiencing theft of petty cash and other office related materials. Small things were being stolen along with the petty cash and one time even a large printer was stolen. After I installed your run-of-the-mill 16 channel DVR and an access control system, the company extended the contract to cover general IT support. As an aside, the cash/equipment theft turned out to be from the cleaning company, but this story involves a customer who stole the CEO's cell phone from a bathroom. So I get the call from the CEO who says that he left his phone in the bathroom but now it's gone. We obviously didn't have a camera pointing at the bathroom, but I knew there was no way for said customer to exit the bathroom and go anywhere without first appearing in front of a camera. Thankfully the CEO's phone was encrypted and didn't contain sensitive material, but the customer didn't know that. So I sent a series of text messages explaining to the customer whose phone he stole and that I was surprised he didn't notice the rather large camera he passed on the way out of the bathroom. That I've already notified the state, as any theft of data from a company like ours requires immediate notification (which is true), and that I was surprised he didn't remove the battery preventing me from tracking the phone; which wasn't possible because the CEO didn't want his phone tracked. The last text message I sent basically said that if you return the phone now, the CEO is willing to forget the whole thing and he just wants his phone back. Sure enough, 5 minutes later I get a call saying that he would like to return the phone and that he "doesn't know anything about the bathroom" and simply found it in the parking lot. Some people are seriously gullible and thankfully this customer was LOL.
@Burrgametate
7 жыл бұрын
this really scared me the first time I watched it, thinking "how would I avoid getting tracked down" then I read through the comment about how this is just a scare tactic, I was in awe, and felt stupid. I now know, don't let bullshit scare u, if u did it wait for them to prove it and don't say a word.
@asperhes
8 жыл бұрын
"alot" "confidencial" "speach" "there"
@alexhuxley4399
8 жыл бұрын
“and I’m the only person on the planet that can be this bad at bullshitting you” Junior G-Man.
@Expiredjelly2
8 жыл бұрын
He must have been up all night writing and practicing this speech to the class. College professors are such dorks.
@nomorepc2431
8 жыл бұрын
Poor guy doesn't know he is probably talking to a room full of thieves.
@brenden9758
8 жыл бұрын
I call bullshit.
@odinzraider591
8 жыл бұрын
Major bullshit. He has nothing and he's trying to scare the kid to come forward. lol
@richardburchett
7 жыл бұрын
If there really is that kind of sensitive information on that laptop, then he's in a lot bigger trouble than the person that stole it.
@tankmaster1018
7 жыл бұрын
If someone has to give a speech like this, they have no idea who did it. The fact that they are at a dead end is the exact reason he did this, to make a last ditch effort to try to scare the person who took the laptop into confessing. If he actually knew who did it or could track them, nothing would have been said and that kid would have been arrested far before this!
@Zauchi
7 жыл бұрын
...so the professor knows the thief is smart.... but then goes on to try and scare that person with rubbish?!
@yuewang1120
Жыл бұрын
It takes 1 hour top for a prof. to rewrite the entire test questions if he suspects that they are compromised. Yet some homie thinks it's clever to commit a crime to convince the prof. of that.
@theclansman123
8 жыл бұрын
His first problem was using Windows.
@equalfire
8 жыл бұрын
it would have been a bigger one when it was IOS
@karlmadsen3179
7 жыл бұрын
Translation: "Please come up here and give me my computer back while I hold my eyes shut. Please. I beg you."
@supercyberfunk
7 жыл бұрын
Sounds like he's very desperate. He looks desperate, too, with his arms tightly crossed. If the student believed any of what that guy said, he probably destroyed the computer and drowned it, backfiring the professor's desperate plan to get it back.
@crywhit4619
7 жыл бұрын
Damn, I didn't even do anything, but this dude's speech has me feeling like I need to say sorry!
@joshgoldstein2890
7 жыл бұрын
I have the most important data in the world on my laptop but can't manage to keep track of my laptop during a single class period.
@onee
8 жыл бұрын
Was it Edward Snowden?
@methodman7876
8 жыл бұрын
And he never saw his laptop again.
@kashwitnakiller
8 жыл бұрын
As a person who investigates crime, I can tell u no one cares about this instructors empty threats. Also of this information should have been on a more secured computer NOT in a campus class mixed in with class assignments. I know the instructor was in more trouble than anyone with whom he "consults" for.
@ethanboyd7843
7 жыл бұрын
I know this professor well as we are part of the same academic community. After this video was made public, he took a lucrative offer teaching Creative Writing
@logaluger
8 жыл бұрын
At the end of this video. He goes to his office and discovers the computer was under a pile of bullshit all along. gets hydrated to calm his blood pressure, and gets back to not wasting his students "expensive tuition" time.
@billymcbill8397
8 жыл бұрын
if I was the person I would raise my hand and say "may I be excused? I poop my pants."
@chrisadie1432
6 жыл бұрын
Mate, you should have consulted a consultant in security. Then maybe your computer might not have got nicked in the first place.
@dmc2535
7 жыл бұрын
if it were really that serious with all those different agencies involved they would've already caught him and wouldn't let this dude bark all those empty threats!
@ImJustKindaHere
8 жыл бұрын
he's bluffing, nobody talks that extensively about a computer, plus he should have passwords in place to protect valuable information. he's more scared about how he plans to explain it to the corporations that hired him to keep secrets.
@MrChorizokiller
9 жыл бұрын
How do they know it was a boy and not a girl?
@marcobarriga5215
9 жыл бұрын
He said they had 2 eyewitness
@calebdouglas7622
9 жыл бұрын
And a partial surveillance image
@BaNgInHeAdS
9 жыл бұрын
+MrChorizokiller Every engineering/computer science class (which this guy is obviously a professor of) that I have ever had was filled with nothing but greasy, nerdy, anti social males. Probably the same case in this class.
@TheGnurgen
9 жыл бұрын
+BaNgInHeAdS HEY! we are not all greasy...!
@dingdingdingdiiiiing
8 жыл бұрын
I'll give him D for effort, but professor Rine never got his notebook back, because the thief ignored his message and was not found.
@talalalabdullatif6205
8 жыл бұрын
The professor was afraid of the weird porn history in his browser.
@DL-rc6de
7 жыл бұрын
*comes back an hour later* "Just joking it was in my car"
@AllWaysBig
8 жыл бұрын
He backtraced ya, consequences will never be the same.
@AnestaKrautz
4 жыл бұрын
And what of you professors... how bad do you look - for being so irresponsible as to having lost that computer?
@eliot1970
8 жыл бұрын
that might well be the new definition of overplaying a 3 of hearts high.
@mt.franco238
7 жыл бұрын
3:20 imagine someone yelling, "well I'm fucked!" from the crowd
@angelguzman8737
5 жыл бұрын
The Avengers are interested in this too
@Dayfitnl
7 жыл бұрын
Obviously very attached to his poker computer, real expert in bluffing.
@Caleb_Mandrake872
7 жыл бұрын
If he had all of that proprietary date & trade secrets for companies he consults for, then why was he so careless about his computer for it to be stolen? Sounds like he's trying to save himself & his reputation from the companies
@peddleandcrank
8 жыл бұрын
they left the last part out. a kid shouts out"whats with all the German shizer movies on your laptop professor.
@americancitizen7937
10 ай бұрын
This is so professional of this professor.
@solophiesoterica
8 жыл бұрын
They have nothing, bluff, clutching at straws, the person really in the shit is him, for not securing this "prize" data
@St0Ned2thEbonE
8 жыл бұрын
all the professor had to do was.......call Liam Neeson. He can find anybody or anything, lol
@scienz0220
8 жыл бұрын
He put the laptop in a position to be stolen. cmon bruh
@maxwellhouse750
Жыл бұрын
Translation. I’m in deep sh..because I did not protect the security of such valuable information properly so please help me.
@mAnicpurSuit
8 жыл бұрын
Every interrogator's basics "we know everything anyway, just trying to help you here because you don't seem to be a bad guy" :D He started well. 'The 100 mio file FBI NASA Hitlers UFOs investigation' thing was a bit over the top though hehe
@48sydney
7 жыл бұрын
This teacher does not sound very responsible with his laptop or his data.
@pustulio81
8 жыл бұрын
"Oh shit, how do I get out of this.....I GOT IT!!!" ~anonymously donates computer to #BLM for their cause~ "There, two birds with one stone"
@tcjeff
7 жыл бұрын
Ok Jethro Gibbs, take it easy.
@sharpshooter1749
6 жыл бұрын
Typical Professor! Thinks he's more important than God!
@BudSchnelker
7 жыл бұрын
There's a $100 million file at stake here but he's "tied up" for the rest of the afternoon, so if your conscience kicks in after lunch you'll just have to suffer the consequences, fuck the alleged $100 million. What a crock of shit this prof was peddling!
@fredwilma1000
7 жыл бұрын
My ex wife sat on my phone and still nobody can find it.......the FBI are looking into it.
@TheFishSandwichShow
Жыл бұрын
Well so much for getting an A in that ethics class
@mknomics
8 жыл бұрын
Really what happened: The professor didn't back up his data and had all of his grant money research on that laptop. He is afraid to admit this to the people who gave him the data so he decides to fib about it. He initially scared the thief, who was sitting in class but then made a comment about it being already traced. The thief knows that the machine has been completely powered off and not connected to any network and thus realizes the Prof is full of crap. He later brags about it to a friend who is flunking the class and rats him out.... I wonder if I'm right?
@TheScorcher541
8 жыл бұрын
No ownage here.
@elgeneralxx
4 жыл бұрын
so what if the student who stole it wasnt in class the day he made his speech
@caryeastwood6691
8 ай бұрын
Even back then, is was near real time tracking and they would be kicking down the door of the person who had the laptop as soon as it popped up where ever. I've reinstalled the same copy of windows onto different computers (The old computer was being tossed) and I have never gotten a call from windows asking why there was the same copy of windows on the 2 different computers. This guy was blowing smoke.
@theanonymousjondoe
8 жыл бұрын
You forgot the X files data, investigated by the space division of Interpol.
@Mrdoublejimmothy
8 жыл бұрын
If it were really that serious they would get the laptop back somehow....
@brooneil1632
10 ай бұрын
Call it a bluff and take your chances.
@darkquaesar2460
6 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many times he's said this.
@belowpip420
6 жыл бұрын
That would have be enough for me to hear (even though I wouldn't have stole it in the first place) if I did though, I'd of been quaking in my boots.
@zairefronts1
8 жыл бұрын
If we were to take all the bluffing that went on in every poker game in the world it would still only be a fraction of what came out of this professor's ass.
@evidencebasedfaith6658
5 жыл бұрын
If any of that was true then how much more trouble would he be in for losing the computer in the first place. I mean seriously.
@LoneWulfHermitica
8 жыл бұрын
federal prison is a hotel compared to other jails.
@robink.8532
4 жыл бұрын
What year was this recorded? Looks very early-2000s low-res to me.
@soltau4543
8 жыл бұрын
Anyone know how this turned out? Someone must have been in this class and knows. Student died in bungled FBI raid shootout? Teacher in prison for terabytes of child porn on his computer?
@KonElKent
4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Consultant never got back his computer, and the culprit was never caught.
@TS-mq1fj
7 жыл бұрын
Sold on Craigslist for $250 and a mountain bike. The only data I found was some test bank questions and alot of Gay Porn.
@KrazeeClark
7 жыл бұрын
I bet the thief wasn't intimidated by this nonsense.
@SDBARTENDER1
8 жыл бұрын
professors love to threaten their students. This guy is a chump.
@WatchingPup
8 жыл бұрын
and the laptop was never seen again
@BikiniDeathSquad
8 жыл бұрын
It's wrong to steal from someone, but this teacher actually gave the thief a chance to not get caught. He's a good person and the thief is a piece of shit.
@badsanta69
7 жыл бұрын
I guess another computer ends up in the river.
@lastofusclips5291
7 жыл бұрын
pretty much. this 'scare' tactic would only make the thief want to just throw the laptop away and be done with it.
@analcavity7149
6 жыл бұрын
This all translates as - "PPPPPLLLLLLEEEEEEEAAAASSSSSEEEEE RETURN MY LAPTOP :( IT'S GOT A TREASURE TROVE OF PORN ON IT!
@BrooklynBigAl
8 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for Professor Plum to get to the part about how the laptop has a remotely-triggered self-destruct mechanism built in by the CIA--for whom he consulted, of course. 6 years later, the thief probably still watches this stream-of-bullshit clip on the stolen machine whenever he needs a good laugh.
@nialljamesbuckley
8 жыл бұрын
thief my ass. this dumbass probably found it in the faculty lounge later that day where'd left it earlier that morning.
@awesomeguy9573
8 жыл бұрын
+b 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@charliedavis8447
8 жыл бұрын
hahaha its so much funnier listening to his rant after imagining this scenario
@gerstenkarlheinz6545
8 жыл бұрын
llmao dude that comment made my day hahahahha this bullshit talking prof just lost it
@Clowncentral101
4 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@JamesLewis
9 жыл бұрын
Sounds do me like this lecturer was in an equal amount of shit as the student for not encrypting his damn laptop.
@grapewater123
9 жыл бұрын
lol so true
@thingsthatstopyoudreaming5837
9 жыл бұрын
+James Lewis Oh for sure, very likely in breach of contract.
@TruckerPhilosophy
9 жыл бұрын
+James Lewis Encrypting? Shit, all he had to do was lock it in a drawer or only manipulate those type of files on a secured desktop terminal.
@JamesLewis
9 жыл бұрын
TruckerPhilosophy Many ways to skin a cat, and if you work with sensitive data, dont leave your unencrypted laptop in a room full of yoofs!
@thingsthatstopyoudreaming5837
9 жыл бұрын
James Lewis ll my contracts specify data encryption at a minimum encrypted hard-drive, gov and sensitive work separate encrypted folder on an encrypted hard-drive - he IS incompetent to say the least and careless. hope they caught him, I could not find further info.
@DrBenson21
8 жыл бұрын
99% of that was bullshit. The only thing he said that was true was that he lost his computer
@darthbane2669
8 жыл бұрын
Was just trying to scare him into giving it back.
@seventhirty22
8 жыл бұрын
That's not true either. He said it was stolen.
@drubryan3410
8 жыл бұрын
lmfao!
@mszigetihu
8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, and it was so bad, too. "People in Redmond was curious" yeah, because people at Microsoft spend their time tracking fucking Windows serial numbers one by one and acts immediately when someone uses the same one with 2 installs. This guy is a fucking idiot.
@robin3
8 жыл бұрын
He tried to install windows but got an error that his serial number was already in use. So he called microsoft support to say his laptop was stolen. That's it, nobody has called the FBI... secret service are not looking for his stupid laptop. Noone cares!!!
@shimtest
8 жыл бұрын
Professor: "I stored confidential information on this computer and left it sitting in a classroom and yet I'm not to blame..."
@evidencebasedfaith6658
5 жыл бұрын
Bill Westfall Exactly what I was thinking.
@timhanby5662
5 жыл бұрын
Dude had some illegal stuff on there obviously lol
@Clowncentral101
4 жыл бұрын
@@timhanby5662 no it's all a lie he made the whole thing up hoping that the student would come for are but he never did none of this shit makes any sense how the hell would this guy have million dollar insider trade secrets and shit
@timhanby5662
4 жыл бұрын
Austin C.M. yeah I know lmao, but like if he said all that shit, the kid who stole it probably drove 20miles and threw it off a cliff, you wouldn’t wanna get caught with it regardless lol.
@Clowncentral101
4 жыл бұрын
@@timhanby5662 lmao yeah I do know that he never got it back
@cameronalexander7018
8 жыл бұрын
If they had "transponder data", the computer already would have been found. If this had been an electrical engineering or computer science class, there would have been roaring laughter from the crowd.
@Cooley96
8 жыл бұрын
Yeah right. Computer science and other tech students have no sense of humor. They just sit and stare.
@47Mortuus
8 жыл бұрын
96.
@thewiseone9798
8 жыл бұрын
Dude, I'm a computer science student at a college ranked similarly to MIT's standards and I have a great sense of humor. Even the stupidest shit sometimes can make me laugh.
@adambombo3977
8 жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHAHAHA
@Dave-vc5lz
8 жыл бұрын
The fact that you wrote that out means you don't.
@solarpowered3364
8 жыл бұрын
If we were playing poker I would go all in , this dude sucks at bluffing
@Clowncentral101
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao fr
@xavierishika3068
9 жыл бұрын
You'd think there would be a higher security measure set in place since that computer was so valuable
@rutger5000
9 жыл бұрын
+Xavier Ishika Nah I've been studying at three universities and security is always next to none existant. Everything is just based on simple trust. Yeah that goes wrong from time to time, but nothing major is ever really done against it.
@ZER0--
8 жыл бұрын
+Xavier Ishika Have you heard of Snowden, Aseange, ect ? There was a guy from the UK who went looking for UFOs on US government websites and he said many sites had no passwords at all.
@candlelightmoodromeocasano4550
8 жыл бұрын
+Xavier Ishika They have no idea who it was that stole it. He was bluffing and he was good at it, but it was just like a law enforcement tactic. Trust me, if the police knows you did something and have 100% proof of it then they wont be wasting time trying to interrogate you to try and get you to tell on yourself or admit to it. They would just come and get your ass and that will be that. Same way, with this professor, he has no clue who it was that stole it and was just playing chess figuring that the person was stupid enough to come turn it in. Also, that idiot does not have any of that classified data he spoke of and if he really was in such possession of classified data then it would not be on a fucking wireless laptop that you can carry around with you. It would be on a desktop with a massive password system that you would have a to be a pro to break and then each and every one of those files he mentioned would also have a massively hard password to break into those files as well and again you would have to be a pro or hacker of some sort to even get into them or know where they even are on the computer as they would be in a hidden file not right on the fucking desk top. Lastly, none of these companies would have such a moron in charge of such secret data on his fucking lap top carrying it around with him through a fucking college or university, and even if they did and they didn't, they would be burying his ass about right now for putting them at risk by having this data on a fucking wireless laptop. They would be more going after his dumb ass and burying him way more than they would the student. Lastly, lastly, he was lying. I bet the student was stupid enough to fall for it though, and once they did, their academic career was probably ruined.
@ghost2coast296
8 жыл бұрын
+Candlelight Mood Romeo Casanova Yes, also why would he tell the thief how they were looking for him? "You didn't disable windows or remove wireless card and we are tracking you". Yeah, real smart, tell the thief how to get away.
@davidharris6356
8 жыл бұрын
+Candlelight Mood Romeo Casanova man you talk some shit
@martyfakenewsman24
8 жыл бұрын
plot twist, the student wasnt even in the lecture to hear this.
@lordsmartytrousers2976
8 жыл бұрын
The professor's business partner is using the student as a double agent to seed false information via the "stolen" laptop in order to rip off the professor. Triple twist!
@gunfuego
8 жыл бұрын
M. Night Shamalan would be proud :)
@shamur6226
8 жыл бұрын
+gunfuego did you play gunfu 2 stickman
@gunfuego
8 жыл бұрын
sha mur nope why?
@dumbassdriversofdenver9113
8 жыл бұрын
That my thought. He stole the exam he has to take so why would he go to the lectures? He has everything he needs to pass the class already.
@PatrickPierceBateman
5 жыл бұрын
The Marshalls found the thief, shot him in the legs 40 times, then watched him bleed out while they smoked cigarettes and made jokes about how stupid he was for not disabling the tracking device. It's harsh but fair.
@Spazticspaz
4 жыл бұрын
idk why man but i found this shit hilarious. my taste in humor is evolving like the smell from my balls being stuck in quarantine has relieved me of my desire to shower.
@lissadawes4243
2 жыл бұрын
😂
@Sednas
Жыл бұрын
@@Spazticspaz my goodness it has been 3 years since covid, what is life.
@BirdGang6
Жыл бұрын
Sounds like Justice served to me!
@nakkadu
9 жыл бұрын
Never trust someone who first tells you how much danger you are in and then claims to be the one who can help you.
@DoomSlayersNephew7270
Жыл бұрын
Unless it’s the Terminator. And hello from the future 🤖
@joeschmo7957
9 ай бұрын
You mean like the government?
@gabrielchavez6066
5 ай бұрын
So we shouldn't trust any lawyers?
@Chubzdoomer
8 жыл бұрын
Oldest trick in the book: "Come forth and admit you did it, and everything will be OK. If you don't, we already know who you are, and you'll be in SERIOUS trouble!"
@Greensmilyy
7 жыл бұрын
This is one of those rare gem videos where the comments are WAY more entertaining than the video itself
@TupacMakaveli1996
3 жыл бұрын
Video is the essence 😂😂😂
@Zak6009
4 ай бұрын
That's not a rare gem, the highlight is always in the comments.
@DeceptseaN
8 жыл бұрын
he made all this shit up cause he forgot to clear the history...
@TheMr3booooood
8 жыл бұрын
i would too
@ckwunch8028
8 жыл бұрын
He might well have made it up, however in the UK a stolen government laptop was recovered by the NSA of all people, simply by the duplication of a software key, he could well have read that story on the web and be making the rest up. That story was some time ago a minister left their laptop on a train, he had data relating to US security encrypted on the laptop. NSA step in, few days later laptop found by the duplication of a key by a defence companies software. That was the ONLY time i have EVER heard of the government getting involved above the police for stolen laptops.
@phrenzy1
8 жыл бұрын
+CK Wunch you should see how apple dealt with a lost and found case of an iPhone prototype. These things can turn ugly fast and if a fortune 500 company was involved and say data about successful clinical trial outcomes for an alzheimer drug was on there along with descriptions of the molecule, ROA and MOA were in there it really could be a 100 million dollar file. There would be Chinese biotech companies all over it and you better believe that any fortune 500 company knows how to get federal and international LEOs on the job. It was certainly delivered in an overly dramatic fashion and there are plenty of ways to get it back without prints on it and anonymously, but the bigger question is why was a laptop with this vital national level importance data on it left out somewhere it could just be picked up, with windows on it, without additional security and file encryption since this person was seemingly able to pick it up and start using it, we know this since he was using the same copy of windows, it's not like he swapped out the hdd or formatted tree existing one and started running Linux on it, Microsoft wanted to know why there were two copies of windows running simultaneously. If it's a 100 million dollar laptop then it needs a $20 laptop lock, or better yet don't bring it to class, that's obviously something to be left at home or in the office and secured. It's at least partly on the professor who should have been as strict with himself before hand so that a situation like this couldn't actually happen in the first place.
@terrywilder9
8 жыл бұрын
+phrenzy1 Either that or possibly the cure for forgetting where you put your laptop:)
@TwinkieLORD-33
8 жыл бұрын
Sean J he was looking up naked boys he's full of shit
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