"Think about it after you rub one out." Probably the best piece of advice you can ever give a dude.
@Twisted_utopia
4 жыл бұрын
timeless advice.
@treyrubin8002
8 жыл бұрын
" rub one out and think about it" lmao honestly great advice and could have saved me from many situations that weren't worth it
@abemartinez9623
3 жыл бұрын
It’s true a rapper once said when I cum I cum to my senses
@MaxSchmooze
3 жыл бұрын
@@abemartinez9623 Love Me by Lil Wayne!
@TheOutlawMan
9 жыл бұрын
Just from the title, you can tell this is "Ooh Jesus" advice.
@peteranon8455
8 жыл бұрын
"I might have to shower after this one." -Bill Burr
@Tatti12321
6 жыл бұрын
This broad probably thought she found out a way to live two months without paying rent.
@dominiqueosorio-davis6781
6 жыл бұрын
The dude she cheated on him w/ told her to beat it.
@99names16
5 ай бұрын
Ding ding ding. She didn’t fuck up her lease. She got kicked out
@imdirtydan1493
5 жыл бұрын
Aaaah the ole “Rub one out and then think about it” advice never goes wrong
@juliamihajlovich
5 жыл бұрын
Daydreaming about drumming! Haha
@ChaceBonanno
3 жыл бұрын
Every drummer’s been there
@azzurriblue65
6 жыл бұрын
lmfao Bill's "oh my god" reaction killed me
@dominiqueosorio-davis6781
6 жыл бұрын
"I might need a shower after this answer".
@jinzokrim9979
9 жыл бұрын
Great ! you are the best Bill
@zabaoth
8 жыл бұрын
Run. Away.
@freemason4979
3 жыл бұрын
I took a shower after listening to this
@FuckGoogle2
7 жыл бұрын
Never go back!
@Cheers_Motherfucker
2 жыл бұрын
She's using you, you're using her. Nothing more, nothing less
@hoze1235
3 жыл бұрын
the rub one out theory needs to applied here
@99names16
5 ай бұрын
Bill “rub one out” burr
@cadillacdeville5828
3 жыл бұрын
Geezus 😅😆
@thomasroberts2132
5 жыл бұрын
2:47
@maltesefalcon4221
9 жыл бұрын
come shoot your next special in Malta pleaseeeeee
@breakmanradio2530
2 жыл бұрын
" She's homeless? How the h*** is she calling you?" Per minute I thought Oh wow bill burr forgot cellphones were a thing. But then I realized that before then there were payphones.
@dannyvalvoda8213
2 жыл бұрын
Don't being the chance of chaos into your life gets
@dannyvalvoda8213
2 жыл бұрын
Gents
@anas-jk1yt
8 жыл бұрын
the comments here prove that chivalry among American men has died.
@antonchigur4299
8 жыл бұрын
+anas 233 And women killed it.
@anas-jk1yt
8 жыл бұрын
Anton Chigur thats a bad excuse.
@antonchigur4299
8 жыл бұрын
anas 233 Not an excuse, it's the truth.
@seano93
8 жыл бұрын
+anas 233 Franky my dear, I don't give a damn..
@WalnutZen
6 жыл бұрын
anas 233 found the guy who wears a fedora 😒
@nietzschesmuse
4 жыл бұрын
Bill you just lost a subscriber teaching men to use a girl for sex when she is homeless? You have a daughter teach men to treat women the way you wish they would care for her. What happen to masculinity is it dead? Please stop encouraging men to be psychopaths. I used to be a fan and subscriber now I am just a fan.
@iMisterEnigma
4 жыл бұрын
Im not defending his statement or encouraging any guys to take advantage of a girls misfortune. That being said this woman mentioned is also a shit person to be messaging the guy and trying to guilt trip her way into his home(if thats what shes doing).
@50red510
3 жыл бұрын
Ass, cash, or grass no one gets housing for free. All she has to bargain with is her ass.
@babysummer7207
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe the woman in the story isnt a good person at all but what she is doing makes sense. Shes desperate. If he has no intention of helping her out he shouldn't sleep with her. End of story.
@jackfawn
2 жыл бұрын
He is not teaching them anything. The dude literally asked how to do it and told Bill he did not want her to live with him. The only thing Bill did was give him an answer, also why does this one dude that only dated this girl have to give her a place to stay instead of her friends/family/etc. ?
@anthonyrusso6696
Жыл бұрын
It sounds like you missed the part where Bill sarcastically clapped for him while calling him a selfish POS.
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