People often say, "I know you don't give a shit..." when emailing Bill, and they're so wrong. He gets so invested in people's problems, especially when he sees young guys being screwed over by their women, or suffering from low mood or depression. He's clearly been there himself, and really wants to help. He absolutely does give a shit.
@t-bonewrecks290
5 жыл бұрын
He has fucks to give.
@nohabloemojislosiento4930
3 жыл бұрын
Bill's whole comedy routine, if you think about it, is giving such a huge fuck about everything that he needs to get it off his chest. Haha. He's a good shit, kid.
@Filiolus
11 жыл бұрын
To quote louis CK: "When you're married.. You think to yourself holy shit, I'm married I can't leave.... and when you have kids with them you realize, holy shit I could have left!..." To any man married and wants to leave, without children. This is one of the best philosophical things to think about.
@gregjones9901
9 жыл бұрын
"You don't need to fuck that guy over, he's gonna fuck himself over" Absolutely agree. Once the divorce happens, she's gonna run to that dude, and it's going to fuck up his relationship with his girlfriend. You're just passing him a live grenade. Pass it on and walk away.
@soliquidsnake3990
9 жыл бұрын
ManCave Mayhem *CLAP CLAP CLAP*
@Blues307
7 жыл бұрын
Probably the greatest thing I ever read.
@jaynegs76
6 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna end my relationship, thanx Bill. I needed this. just listened to this again after a long time, thank you Dr. Bill.
@rogerloves4025
4 жыл бұрын
Give us a update did u dumped her?
@simonling4644
4 жыл бұрын
Update needed dude
@caballo3739
4 жыл бұрын
UPDATE NEEDED
@Rme-si7ln
4 жыл бұрын
UPDATE FUCKING NEEDED!!!!!!
@jaynegs76
4 жыл бұрын
Since some of you guys want to know, we ended up working things out. We had a baby girl named Rosie. And this june 30th coming up will be the 1 year anniversary of my wife dying in a car accident while we were moving to our new home upstate NY. Hasn't been easy. Hug the people you love because you never know. Take care everyone.
@sikminesta
10 жыл бұрын
Wow Bill, you saying "walk away" with so much power and such honesty is touching. Need to have more people like you on this planet...You really do seem to care and you really seem to be a good fucking person.
@phillytheflyerable
7 жыл бұрын
like music to my ears
@garymaccagnone3669
9 жыл бұрын
No matter how good you treat them, they'll pull out the "unhappiness card." Just walk away.
@asparrow9876
5 жыл бұрын
AAAAMEN. #MGTOW
@gibsonindistress418
5 жыл бұрын
The Wave looks like u were raised well
@NatsaryahTX
9 жыл бұрын
A woman that tells you she is "unhappy" means that she already has another man that she is interested in or has already been screwing around. Women get rewarded for cheating, when you get divorced.
@tabula_rosa
8 жыл бұрын
+GRAHF Orrr she's unhappy and at least mildly honest and mature
@badazzmaro
8 жыл бұрын
+Deshara mildly honest? she was on her knees talking dirty and probably got even more turned on the more she thought about how much she was betraying her husband, who she will use as long as she can.
@tabula_rosa
8 жыл бұрын
I bet you're a catch
@NatsaryahTX
8 жыл бұрын
nikada vise You sound like a miserable woman who is taking their anger out on people on the internet. Just look at all the insults you've thrown at me. You say I'm ugly and can't get sex (despite not knowing what I look like) You tell me I'm stupid, tell me to kill myself. Meanwhile after saying all that you call yourself the better person who deserves to live. All this because I said women are cheaters. You're making a fool of yourself.
@jasondyrkacz8270
8 жыл бұрын
+nikada vise So you're saying women are basically children trapped in an adult body since women can do no wrong?
@andrewowsley2471
7 жыл бұрын
As a 19 year-old, it's shit like this that makes me hesitant to get married.
@Novashadow115
7 жыл бұрын
Ehh, we are the same age. I gotta agree man. Scary shit
@spongebobmx
7 жыл бұрын
you should not be thinking about marriage for at least another 13 years. You are still a kid
@Zach-Fetters
7 жыл бұрын
spongebobmx and you adding the your just a kid negates your advice cause it seems like you demeaning him
@krog875
7 жыл бұрын
Andrew Owsley wait till you're in your 30s.
@Nine-TailedFox4
5 жыл бұрын
Dude fuck even thinking about that.
@RM-ur8ij
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine a website/database that just has everyone's relationship stats, amount of times they cheated etc. Man that'd save alot of people
@DA-to6gi
3 жыл бұрын
You might be able to find that on the deep web a few decades from now...
@fumothfan9
3 жыл бұрын
You mean facebook lmao. Everyone always posts shit there for no reason
@charley420
2 жыл бұрын
@@fumothfan9 Ditching all social media may have been the best thing I could have done when my marriage went south. Makes it so much easier to get on with life and not get tied up in the stupid drama.
@BingtheLizard
9 жыл бұрын
There should be a website for relationship offenders. A photo or two of the offender's face, the length of the relationship, then a summary description of what they did, etc. Instead of "likes", repeat offenders could be given votes of shame by others who have been betrayed by them. Am imagining "Relationship status: Cheating Filth" if it was somehow integrated into Facebook...
@Smokie1960
9 жыл бұрын
Wow!. If Bill hadn't been a great comedian, he definitely had a calling as a counselor. Great advice all the way through.
@shizu-chan3942
5 жыл бұрын
It's because he isn't a counselor that he can give good advice, because he isn't getting paid for it. He's doing it because he genuinely wants to and there is no financial factor to it at all. He's the real deal.
@michaelsieger9133
4 жыл бұрын
@@shizu-chan3942 you realize he makes money from doing his podcast right?
@t.j.payeur739
10 жыл бұрын
Love your metaphors and Jesuitical parables, Billdude. "We just heard the waterfall..." ... poetry, dude, pure fucking poetry..you rock
@lMrFresno559l
10 жыл бұрын
Typical women. Cheats on her partner and then blames HIM because she is unhappy. She isnt unhappy. The minute they find another dude that shows them attention, its done.
@man61x
10 жыл бұрын
the thing is..... they find (ANY) dude that show them attention.... its over in the egg... even if the guy lives 500 miles away... is a fucking alcoholic douchebag... and has a record 2 inches stacked.... im gonna laugh my ass off so bad when she gets off her dream cloud....
@redfather5342
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if it was the other way around
@RickySteels
4 жыл бұрын
Typical humans*
@haselbasil2488
2 жыл бұрын
@@redfather5342 yea, it happens all the time.
@littlehammerman
9 жыл бұрын
Halfway through and waiting for him to say "get down the gym".
@inpropagation
7 жыл бұрын
I love when he says that. The gym is like my girlfriend. I make sweet love to her.
@Marcus-gh8bh
4 жыл бұрын
Yup. And also waiting for the “rub one out”
@FuckGoogle2
7 жыл бұрын
Communication is key, being with a silent woman will kill your soul dead!
@satans8937
9 жыл бұрын
This exact thing happened to me pretty much, right down to the details. 8 years, best friends, shared all our interests, the bottling up of the emotion, unhappiness and then eventually doing shit with another guy just because he shows her attention. Luckily i was only engaged at the time, my ex at least had the decency to fuck the other guy before we were actually legally bound. I thank my blessings for that! And honestly, I didn't want to leave my ex either but that relationship was over. I hope you did too man. There's nowhere to go after she's cheated on you. Solid, solid advice from Bill here, you just have to move on. She's damaged goods, rightly put. I feel sorry for you and for all the other guys she's gonna fuck over.
@johnhein2539
7 жыл бұрын
That turning on the bedroom lamp again...scary shit.
@gello8518
3 жыл бұрын
Fuck that.
@enriquemontenegro5222
2 жыл бұрын
That’s exactly how my ex broke up with me. Gave me chills listening to this
@boblbert
10 жыл бұрын
bill your a f**king genius..always great advice from you
@Hi_I_am_Ed
8 жыл бұрын
Holy fuck this guy was a better man than most of us. I sure as hell hope he finds someone he's happy with. Or has already found a new one (because the podcast seems to be quite old now).
@cetti4405
7 жыл бұрын
Real Things: She didn't and doesn't really love the guy. Someone saying that they aren't happy speaks volumes and no amount of counseling is going to change that. And Bill hit the nail on the head around 8:09....
@Daniel_B79
4 жыл бұрын
In my opinion if the idea of counseling comes up then it's already over.
@theonewhoknocks2809
4 жыл бұрын
“Every girl wants a guy like you.” No they don’t lol.
@Bonethugs90
4 жыл бұрын
The One Who Knocks that’s what women say they want, but they don’t actually want it
@man61x
10 жыл бұрын
I thought I wrote that.... thanks Bill... I did walk away lol
@santana3212
9 жыл бұрын
Was it really you that wrote that email to Billy Red Face?
@man61x
9 жыл бұрын
santana3212 no... but I had the same story
@enriquemontenegro5222
2 жыл бұрын
Same shit happened to me, detail to detail. I’m glad I walked away. Best thing that’s ever happened to me. Bless up kings 🙏🏻
@deanc2000
9 жыл бұрын
To think, they dated for 4 years prior to this. I only got 2 words: Prenuptial Agreement.
@verticalhorizon4633
8 жыл бұрын
deanc2000 Always.
@richardbotellio1095
8 жыл бұрын
+deanc2000 worthless two words, a judge can simply tear it up and throw it out. The only two words that would help stay single.
@amozoness6
10 жыл бұрын
It's bizarre that so much anguish (men) and entitlement (women) exists because of a hole. Nothing else.
@Torquemadia
10 жыл бұрын
Women don't "Want a guy like this", but they all claim they do.
@darianwillis8520
Жыл бұрын
I listen to this once a long time ago I'm going through this exact situation right now and it's really funny that I found this video again it was exactly what I needed to hear. Thank you Bill and I hope you never stop doing these
@tasintevin2429
7 жыл бұрын
Women will rip your heart out, put it back in your chest, then you're like maybe she cares, only for her to shove a jagged rusty blade in it. Experience.
@lallen1395
10 жыл бұрын
This was great. I have so much respect for you, Bill, it's great to see someone who's known not treat their fans like pieces of shit. Good for you, being a good person.
@thedavecorp
4 жыл бұрын
Here we go.
@guisspino
4 жыл бұрын
Lol I love how excited Bill gets when he guesses the problem
@joeys7570
5 жыл бұрын
I heard this video and another about a woman stuck in a relationship and was too afraid to leave after 2 years and you said it like it is. So I mustered up the courage to speak my heart and Im happier
@Marcus-gh8bh
4 жыл бұрын
“the unhappiness state of the union meeting” lmao
@THECHAOSEMPEROR
10 жыл бұрын
NEVER get into a relationship, there will always be problems, and you`ll be blamed for it regardless, if it was your fault or not, you`ll also be expected to do something about it. It`s not worth it.
@LukeReed627
10 жыл бұрын
'She's "Damaged Goods" ' - Spot on, and the fact that they had no kids meant he could get out free and clear - that is a massive plus. Still, he signed the marriage certificate so I expect she took a chunk out of him...
@DanielBlackburnIII
12 жыл бұрын
Great advice.
@jungshin87
11 жыл бұрын
This is truth.
@caucasianafrican1435
8 жыл бұрын
I would DEFINITELY tell the other guy's girlfriend. Then, I'd try to hook up with her.
@mohamedabdurahman7178
7 жыл бұрын
listening to these stories really sucks. makes me wonder if I'll ever be in his position. I already listen to too much if these stories and it's soon gonna make me a paranoid guy.
@collintaddiken1400
5 жыл бұрын
I'm already there man, I don't understand how people can be so unfaithful
@evannpuskas3184
10 жыл бұрын
He must make a lot of money and she is just toughing it out long enough to divorce this doormat.
@SWIFTzTrigger
5 жыл бұрын
Why is he a doormat?
@xcidgaf
2 жыл бұрын
@@SWIFTzTrigger most guys are
@marquesmartinez730
7 жыл бұрын
Listening to the podcast and all these guys emailing about the women they're with, it's really making me bitter towards LADIES! Maybe this isn't so healthy after a breakup
@Cj-xt6tv
4 жыл бұрын
ME TOO. It’s not good tho as it’s an echo chamber
@TheTurinturumbar
8 жыл бұрын
Why would you only give oral when cheating, you're not getting anything so you're hurting the person you supposedly love for nothing?
@cmb132
3 жыл бұрын
She lying
@jovannycampas
3 жыл бұрын
I called it dude 😂😂😂
@XxLaingYxX
10 жыл бұрын
The echo makes Bill sound like Gawd
@noybbyon3995
9 жыл бұрын
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@Hiihtopipa
3 жыл бұрын
@@noybbyon3995 .
@Sutherlinite
4 жыл бұрын
5:27 "Don't bother with clownseling" -- exactly.
@TheJosephca
11 жыл бұрын
what a sad story ,,,dont stop bill ,,,,big love
@kikikiran5481
5 жыл бұрын
i would love to know what the update is on this story
@georgexanthopoulos3003
7 жыл бұрын
Although not the most articulate person on the planet, Bill actually gives solid relationship advice. I find myself completely agreeing with him like 99% of the time. Awesome comedian and person.
@Triforcemanny1
10 жыл бұрын
bill where an what site is ur podcast on??
@pidouble145
11 жыл бұрын
"I love spending TIME buh buh JESUS CHRIST DUDE GET TO THE FUCKIN' POINT!" lol
@seanjohnston848
8 жыл бұрын
God, if Bill weren't a comedian he probably should have become a counselor. His advice is always spot on.
@rationalmystic5
8 жыл бұрын
this segment is the reason i will be fucking surprised if bill burr gets divorced.....
@SK371
11 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr is like my life sensei
@caucasianafrican1435
8 жыл бұрын
Again, time to watch "Divorce Corp" the movie is before getting married!
@Blake_.Dryden
6 жыл бұрын
Bill's actually a damn sage
@frarfarf
10 жыл бұрын
hahah Paul 'I called it ' Virzi
@Traveler98_
5 жыл бұрын
This is why I’m so scared to be married to anyone because even the sweetest “angels” fuck around
@dubh_glas95
3 жыл бұрын
I know this is old as shit but I fuckin love your advice Bill. There's issues other people have that I can relate to in one way or another and your advice overall is solid. Even if I don't follow it, it's super helpful to have that added knowledge or opinion on what I should do or handle something.
@vittoriagnecchi5783
3 жыл бұрын
She is breaking up with him at glacial speed - she wants out
@randyfletcher86
10 жыл бұрын
It's like Lord of the Rings here... XD
@maddscyentist3202
4 жыл бұрын
Forgive? Yes. Forget? Hell No.
@JohnDoe-ev9kt
6 жыл бұрын
Will never change. Go your separate ways - or live with it. Choose now and stick to it. Done.
@Hiihtopipa
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, its that easy 😂
@velando75
5 жыл бұрын
This shit made my eyes water..
@TheFiveHKAAV
8 жыл бұрын
this is the first time i disagree with Bill. Every woman does not want the family man, they only say they do. every "nice guy" winds up like this. Notice every guy who is an "asshole" has at least one girlfriend, usually more.
@georgexanthopoulos3003
7 жыл бұрын
If the point is to just "have a girlfriend" then you are right. But many guys aren't ok with just some meat to fuck, they want more. And if she didn't want the family man, she shouldn't have married him. It was obvious from the start what kind of guy he was, they were dating for years before getting married.
@christianc.christian5025
5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, she wrapped her head around it all too.
@Zoologic21
7 жыл бұрын
I fucking love the Goodfellas reference.
@GregWalkerZzZ
11 жыл бұрын
There is no amount of success or experience sufficient to draw universal conclusions. It's simple as that.
@GingerCaddy
6 жыл бұрын
Shit like this happening to others and myself is why I'm terrified of marriage, even though I want to marry. I'm 34. There are only four married couples among my friends that I look at positively. Like 95% of marriages are trash.
@stagnant-pg6zr
5 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the marriage I was in I wasn't perfect I fucked up in the beginning but we were not engaged the alcohol and her not wanting to be intimate with me months at a time I felt lonely I needed her but the feeling of not being wanted made me act on impulse so for her I quit drinking cold turkey went to AA meetings while out of town for work and continued going to meetings went 4 years strong and towards the end of our marriage she hit me with that she thinks we should divorce come to find out she had been in touch with her ex that verbally and physically abused her when they were dating never once did I raise my hands or insult her I'm not a Coward grew up watching my dad beat my momma that isn't what I wanted to be so without getting angry I looked her in her eyes and said your a grown ass woman you make your own decisions she left to her mom's house I packed my clothes and left broken but I'm still here breathing...I promised myself never again will I be put through that...so now I just work and take care of my momma
@bobcharlotte8724
4 ай бұрын
A female friend once told me, you have to take female tears with a grain of salt. "Our ability to turn it on and off is scary and I'm warning you about that.. Always be aware.". Sound advice.
@nrdpc5975
6 жыл бұрын
"And dat's dat."
@Munisk52
9 жыл бұрын
Is Bill still making these podcasts? Can I still write to him somewhere?
@ojosepedrorocha
9 жыл бұрын
TheReal Minus25 Yes, he is still doing them. You can probably see the e-mail adress on his site
@mbgaju
11 жыл бұрын
word up man. I don't get dudes who are 'angry' 'frustrated' 'pissed' at what a woman says or does, esp in a relationship, they naturally do that, this is why you should never take it serious no matter what she says, positive or negative. 'you're the best thing to happen to me' 'fuck you weak ass fool', none of that should affect you. Its what they do, go from one emotional state to the next. a woman is a kite, you should be the tree stump which she's tied to. #Don'tKissTheseHoesOnTheMOUTH!
@vention4wh
12 жыл бұрын
There needs to be a web site where people are listed, just like a product on Amazon. The people can give a 1 to 5 star rating and leave comments about the person (that can't be deleted by the person who's being evaluated). Part of why people treat one and other like crap is because we live in such an anonymous society. Meet someone else and you get a fresh start, but a rating system might be just what we need right about now.
@johnboylan3832
6 жыл бұрын
Haha, yeah we should all be tracked because you can't read people.
@jamesllewellyn5840
11 жыл бұрын
Awesome.. Just walk away dude!!
@badazzone1
8 жыл бұрын
she is cheating on him with a guy at moment.
@aluapzurc2
8 жыл бұрын
8:36 No they dont, thats why hes getting a divorce.
@Chijiru
8 жыл бұрын
+aluapzurc2 That's the point he was making with that.
@oldschoolrock4evr
8 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr should be a counselar, there so many people caught in their own traps over and over again i had a friend that wen back to this broad 4 fucking times!!!! and every time she broke down crying!!! there s just no helping people like that and there s no 1 time mistake EITHER YOU RESPECT EACH OTHER OR YOU DONT thats it , And this culture these days everything is hard to do and nothing is worth the trouble so relationships are harder every decade...sad
@Pillowcase
10 жыл бұрын
oh man - hearing the first part of how he's all happy and she's all sad - I totally called it that she had cheated. And the thing for her would be that every time he talked about how good it is, it would just drive home that spike for her in her mind... sucks.
@atkhan
9 жыл бұрын
She appears to be yearly bipolar
@IggyTthunders
11 жыл бұрын
Okay, Malcolm from 'Jurassic Park'.
@slamdangles
12 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY! I hate to sound misogynistic but it's totally true! They just use you!
@dylankane9709
5 жыл бұрын
She’s gone. And we couldn’t do nothing about it. HA
@talalahmed608
8 жыл бұрын
This clip along with the comments should be made into CDs and given for free to guys under 20. This is the read deal.
@nikadavise-br9lx
8 жыл бұрын
+Talal Ahmed Don't worry all the 20 something women i have known don't want to get married to a bunch of obese neckbeards who really want to fluck their male friends and why should they? Don't even need men to have kids, sperm banks are everywhere and then they never have to deal with a psychopath who can only think with the tiny sac of meat between their thighs. That is my advice to all the young women in the USA, fluck who you want make them leave immediately after and only have kids with a sperm bank. Joy all the way around
@manoneal1724
11 жыл бұрын
Why not all those things?
@garymaccagnone3669
9 жыл бұрын
Today, a lady marries one man who she knows will provide for her. Then, she picks out her lover. If the provider finds out, what does she have to lose? The courts give her everything and she keeps her lover. That's why you don't get married. Don't be the wimpy husband. Be the other guy, the, "bad boy" guy that women love.
@noybbyon3995
9 жыл бұрын
Wimpy husband? Bullshit, the wimp is the "bad" boy with zero impulse control or respect for other people.
@garymaccagnone3669
9 жыл бұрын
Brian Nelson That dude is what your girlfriend, or wife, is dreaming about. No lady dreams of her balding, chubby husband who stuffs handfuls of Cheetos into his mouth while sitting on the couch. Become the other guy and you won't be wearing the cuckold horns.
@garymaccagnone3669
9 жыл бұрын
***** My ex has a job and I'm still paying her - which amounts to charity.
@garymaccagnone3669
9 жыл бұрын
***** The law sucks money from the wallets of men. Many feminist lawyers are living cozy lives from the earnings of hard working men.
@vex6559
10 жыл бұрын
WOW! .
@miniruck
11 жыл бұрын
holy shit dude your funny.
@slamdangles
11 жыл бұрын
You notice he didn't have a fucking thing to say after that? haha
@michaelmusso8173
11 жыл бұрын
Shit like this happens because everyone pressures people to get married and shit out babies like it's the end all and be all of life. The MRA and feminists are right about marriage. IT SUCKS (for most people). Most marriages one person ends up being a slave, a punching bag, or a cuckold or all three. Ask any habitual cheater or asshole who treats their spouse like garbage, male or female, why they even got married and it will be some societal guilt trip.
@Maria-le5jp
4 жыл бұрын
Being unhappy is zero reason for cheating. I'm gonna take a guess that this woman is just one of those people that love the rush of a new romance. And once they are in a relationship for too long, they get unhappy and bored until they move on to the new one. They've literally only been married for a year, and that should be the honeymoon phase. Dude needs to let her go and be happy.
@Smashm1k389
9 жыл бұрын
I wish I can be as wise as Bill, damned, I have failed in all the relationships that I had!
@Hiihtopipa
3 жыл бұрын
Dang, same here. Had any better luck in these 5 years man? Remember to keep getting up like Rocky said.😊
@TheTurinturumbar
4 жыл бұрын
The only reason you shouldn't come to the logical conclusion that they're all like that is that it doesn't help you. Not that it isn't true enough as to make no difference.
@johnboylan3832
4 жыл бұрын
After hearing this letter, I can see why she wanted to leave.
@ryanjensen5897
4 жыл бұрын
Because most likely plan A was to get him to suggest divorce, but that backfired, so she tried to suggest divorce all to avoid saying there was someone else.
@johnboylan3832
4 жыл бұрын
@@ryanjensen5897 I meant that the guy is pretty irritating.
@laleau92
8 жыл бұрын
Dude I am not even sure why he got married to her. It was bond to be a disaster, especially with a woman who can't even communicate properly and openly. She involved her mom in that shit which isn't a horrible thing to do, but exempts her from taking responsibility for her marriage. If a woman can't communicate her grievances properly, then you should avoid her. The strength of any relationship lies in communication and if she can't do that then it is only a matter of time before her pent up and consciously unaddressed frustrations blows up in your face.
@georgexanthopoulos3003
7 жыл бұрын
Well said, sir.
@kpjlflsknflksnflknsa
8 жыл бұрын
not being able to communicate is my biggest red flag. most likely to cheat
@mbgaju
11 жыл бұрын
naturally that's what they do. i cannot stress this point enough . their whole attraction to you is to get rid of yout mojo, woman are naturally attracted to what they can tame and ounk in you, be it your charsima or money, once they feel they've conquered that, they'll move on to the next challenge, thus the onus is on you to stay rnticing and attractive, but forever unattanable. i'd love to just cuddle my girl and tell i love with all my heart, but the day i do that, it'll be all over.
@Cj-xt6tv
4 жыл бұрын
Bill making me a bitter old man at 19
@ernstergarcia
9 жыл бұрын
howd thahd happn?
@Slip_The_Jab
5 жыл бұрын
Like Bill said- ABSOLUTELY you are the guy my wife wants me to be BUT REFUSE...
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