The last time I ate kfc I had a miscarriage from my ass. Never again.
@darr3263827
8 жыл бұрын
+Apple Bee it wreaked havoc on my guts
@scottydoes8379
8 жыл бұрын
+Chris Allen ..I used to work there.. they made us cook chicken that smelled like rotten eggs.. Its pretty safe to say that food is garbage.
@KTKZon58
8 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Abdullah1475
8 жыл бұрын
lmao
@Bruceybaby2009
6 жыл бұрын
HAH! Jesus lol
@pavlovsworld9122
4 жыл бұрын
BEST chicken I ever had was India... I ordered, guy picked up a live chicken that was just pecking the ground beside the grill, swung it around, chopped its head, PLUCKED IT, rubbed the shit on it and grilled it. FRESH AND FUCKING AMAZING DUDE!
@irondrumwork09
10 жыл бұрын
bill relaxing probably tipsy on a sunday night is the best funniest shit! this whole thang had me DYING!
@TheBeatKeeper
9 жыл бұрын
Americans don't want steroids in baseball players. We want steroids in our chicken though.
@keysersozae
9 жыл бұрын
88Keyz102 Poultry (chickens, turkeys, etc.) are not given any growth hormones, steroids, or anything like that, no matter what. They don't respond, no point. That's why "Organic" chicken is a fucking scam to price gouge dumbasses who buy into the whole 'organic food is magically healthier' that Whole Foods and other companies have marketed so effectively.
@ryanexsus
9 жыл бұрын
keysersozae Sanderson Farms, Heritage Farms, and Perdue all use steroids in the feed. What you said is just not true.
@keysersozae
9 жыл бұрын
ryanexsus No, you're full of shit. Federal regulations have never permitted steroids to be used in poultry; additionally, the primary steroid used in livestock (a beta-adrenergic agonist) has no effect on poultry - again, there would be no point. You are just talking out your ass.
@taffysaur
9 жыл бұрын
I don't understand what the big deal is with steroids in baseball. Why not?
@verticalhorizon4633
9 жыл бұрын
+88Keyz102 We don't give our chickens $30 million contracts.
You put black people to sleep with chicken? Genius!
@trying2killsometime
9 жыл бұрын
The itis is a real thing? I saw it on the boondocks had no idea it was real.
@galindoof
5 жыл бұрын
The moment I saw that episode I knew it was real because I lived it.
@bassguitarislife3419
4 жыл бұрын
Dave Chappelle has a skit about The Itis as well. Very funny, about ribs.
@mmakkann
9 жыл бұрын
I tried KFC and BK in Europe and it was totally different from US
@darr3263827
9 жыл бұрын
Yeah, A McDonald's meal and France is like twice as much as it is in America. It must have real food in it
@darr3263827
8 жыл бұрын
+xxvladekxx oh no, I know McDonald's has zero nutritional value. And I don't recall how similar the food was to ours in France, but that was over 20 years ago, when McDonald's still actually cook their food fresh kind of
@thehot2799
5 жыл бұрын
Makan Kaviani I don't know about other places but I ate KFC in Dubai .it was like shit ,I almost choked
@thandekahlophe2043
6 жыл бұрын
I died at "honey get the gun". Bill gives me life
@MetallicaRocksss
8 жыл бұрын
I love it when Bill laughs about his own jokes
@MrFaDookie
8 жыл бұрын
flukkin hilarious......
@thestonecanoe3159
5 жыл бұрын
His laugh reminds me of an old friend of mine who passed away a few years back.
@vitocorleone1462
5 жыл бұрын
Please tell me why people say it's wrong to laugh at your own jokes. I don't get it. Like I cook a good ass meal, I'm gonna say "whoa that tastes pretty good". Why is it illegal to laugh at your own jokes, I do it all the time. Maybe unfunny people don't get it because they're not funny and therefore never laugh at their own jokes. But us funny people on the other hand are sooo funny that we just can't help it
@tractorkid223
4 жыл бұрын
@@vitocorleone1462 is a fart a ghost? yes it's the ghost of LUNCH! HAHA that's the joke I always laugh at myself when I tell that joke..
@asmodeus1234
4 жыл бұрын
It's part of it. Laughing shows you're relaxed and hearing people laugh makes you more likely to laugh
@omgpuppet
5 жыл бұрын
“Roided up , beakless, chickens with Dolly Parton breastesses.”
@MetalBacon64
8 жыл бұрын
Fahmahs Fuckin Mahhkit!!!! LOL
@solidkingcobra
4 жыл бұрын
3:55 - 4:25 I love the subtle shift in tone to create a character. Billy Ball Bags created a plausible character in mere seconds when he leaned in on the joke. that was some dope improv skills.
@vmjlovebooks3109
4 жыл бұрын
Simply Brilliant Billy. That part of the podcast is funny as He!!!
@therealjesuschrist9160
2 жыл бұрын
2 years later and that bit is still hilarious 😂 honey get the gun
@Martiizzer
3 жыл бұрын
These are the gold years of this podcast. FARMERS FHHAKIN MHHHAAARKEEEET !!!
@ja3482
4 жыл бұрын
This might be the best string of digressions I've ever heard from Bill. Even when the man is rambling like he's 80, his comedic mechanics and instincts are all over it.
@TOBI10795
8 жыл бұрын
honey get the guun
@rileyshea2894
7 жыл бұрын
"the ankle bone's connected to the knee bone"
@thehot2799
5 жыл бұрын
Riley Shea what that means anyway😁
@DefendYoungstown
4 жыл бұрын
I immediately thought of Dr. Nick. I believe the knee bone was also connected to the "red thing" in his version.
@GamingPenis
8 жыл бұрын
"i use the term chicken very loosely" shit haha xD
@youtubeguy4539
4 жыл бұрын
Gideon almost passed out
@TrekoMundo
3 жыл бұрын
I love how bill starts to talk in a character and then struggles to get out of it😂😂😂😂
@gonzalocastaneda52
8 жыл бұрын
haha!! "... i said get the hell outta here. Honey where's my gun?" Gold.
@nickgarcia1292
8 жыл бұрын
lol this guy.. hes all over the place. i mean im used to it but i still get amazed by the rants its glorious
@rusroyce
9 жыл бұрын
Dolly Parton breasteses omffgg i lost it
@MrFaDookie
8 жыл бұрын
FAHMUZ FUKKN MAHKKET!!!
@komickaze85
7 жыл бұрын
This podcast is awesome. Bill is so funny. I wish I would have started listening to him earlier and watching his comedy before this year. It probably had something to do with his really annoying accent, but then again he's from New England just like I was as a kid, but I don't have the accent. Truly hilarious dude. Glad I decided to watch his comedy and now listen to the podcast. Also glad about the great points he makes on so many subjects. He's like an everyman.
@captainfrost24
8 жыл бұрын
get the fuck off my property! lol
@nigergnomestar9054
8 жыл бұрын
honey get the gun
@j.d3804
5 жыл бұрын
“There’s no such thing as a 9 pound chicken!” LMAO
@jonathanp1886
6 жыл бұрын
"Dude it was awwwesome, I don't remember shit.." Every second of this clip is fucking golld!
@taqiuddin3048
7 жыл бұрын
5:08 :all natural? :well... :c'mon where is it?? 😂😂😂
@jshewman
8 жыл бұрын
Van Morrison??? I cant stop laughing!
@holographicmeatloaf1596
3 жыл бұрын
4:21 you're welcome
@tonygunz21
10 жыл бұрын
JC Penny sells chicken??? Hmmm lol
@SkilledEddie
10 жыл бұрын
I get mine from Macys
@xx420blazexxbruh3
8 жыл бұрын
+SkilledEddie I prefer Verizon's chicken
@odb3699
8 жыл бұрын
Autozone chicken is amazing
@starisesun7692
8 жыл бұрын
+O'zerick Beales EEEEEEEEEW LOL
@odb3699
8 жыл бұрын
zoe stary LOL
@mb4310
6 жыл бұрын
My favorite; when you were like 8-9 yrs old and your mom or dad would write a letter to the corner store for cigarettes and add that you could buy 25cents worth of candy. That was like garbage bag weight amount of candy. Stores actually sold about 100 different kinds of candy AND NOT IN BAGS. You got a little paper bag and spent AN HOUR choosing each one, you got deals like 5 for a penny.potato chips were 5 cents. And you got a COMIC BOOK. 25 cents was great. $1.00 was HITTING THE LOTTERY. We were free to roam like a pack of wolves because EVERYONE knew who you were and WOULD NOT HESITATE to smack you AND call your mother. Where you got smacked again. We thought we were free and wild not understanding that our whole community knew each one of us and our parents and were watching.
@sixstringtwangin
5 жыл бұрын
Or when you wanted to rent an R rated movie so the guy at the store called your mom at home and she said it was okay.
@sloanmagnum5009
2 жыл бұрын
The southern get off property cause the chickens are too big voices skit he just did was hilarious. I could picture the whole thing in my head as he was saying it. Hahaha
@montes669
5 жыл бұрын
I binge listen to Bill Burr when I’m sad or mad
@JPfromFlint
10 жыл бұрын
KFC is still pretty good but Popeye's is way better
@AppalachianLumberjack
5 жыл бұрын
Popeyes is the shit but Bojangles knocks out Popeyes any day
@bigol9223
10 жыл бұрын
Hilarious how it sounds like he gets worked up & stands up when he's warning "get the fuck off my property"
@jacobadams5924
4 жыл бұрын
LOL! What was that show on the New Jersey Shore?.....Jersey Shore! LOL
@injusticeanywherethreatens4810
5 жыл бұрын
How does Bill Burr come up with this shit? That bit with Charlie and the car window bit was too funny.
@lydellb
8 жыл бұрын
4:10 got me in tears, too funny
@tommy_noble
2 жыл бұрын
Same bro lmao
@IronHide3910
Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@kamaruusman4394
5 жыл бұрын
Rip Charlie Murphy
@iReturnV1deotapes
10 жыл бұрын
I just love how you exaggerate random words for no reason like "cyadnals" and "fahmahs fuckin mahkit". Has me struggling to contain my drink in my mouth.
@unclebubba821
10 жыл бұрын
.....lookin over a fuckin Cadavahhh..... right?
@cflores1889
10 жыл бұрын
Playing up his boston accent.
@aintgonnahappen
9 жыл бұрын
Thomas Gaige I think that little tone he uses is that of Archie Bunker. Kills me every time. I would like to know who or what influenced his voice for women.
@thehorseformerlywithoutana2522
9 жыл бұрын
aintgonnahappen Would be awesome if it was Edith Bunker.
@randycobb3452
9 жыл бұрын
Completely unrelated, but LONG LIVE MSF!!!!
@lmlBFMVlml
10 жыл бұрын
This fuckin podcast was fuckin great. Bill burr is fuckin funny. KF fuckin C has decent fuckin chicken but fuckin churches is fuckin good too. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.
@verticalhorizon4633
9 жыл бұрын
+lmlBFMVlml And one more classic fuck, just to finish off the evening.
@phannypack3951
8 жыл бұрын
you know, popeyes bought churcges about ten years ago. popeyes is the best then churches. my fav churches is the one on grand ave in north stl.
@uenmm4745
4 жыл бұрын
Its nothing new. Parents used to give kids (even babies) small amounts of alcohol to make them calm. My danish grandmother spiked my tea with rum to make me sleepy. No wonder I'v developed a habit!
@soco13466
5 жыл бұрын
My mom would have us 6 kids in the car, visit Grandma, tell us to stay in the car. Sure. We were all over the postage stamp yard Grandma's house had, in an old neighborhood typical of the 20's. We were used to a nice suburban yard. Mom would come out and yell every now and then. No big deal.
@Vaporvice84
10 жыл бұрын
"Don't ya just wish you could do with Heroin what ya do McDonalds? Just every once in a while?" Bill, I expected you to say that very thing about alcohol lol.
@kyotoforever
8 жыл бұрын
I almost busted a fucking lung when he said" 9 pound fucking chicken " 😂
@PsYcHoNaUt1993
8 жыл бұрын
I'm done with your witchcraft get tha fuck off my property lol
@MSUParker
4 жыл бұрын
Drinking water during this and almost spit it all over the place when he describes chicken having drugs in them to sedate kids
@benbrennan4953
4 жыл бұрын
In Australia KFC stands for Kan’t Fucking Cook 😂
@MiotaLee
9 жыл бұрын
the way he says mark mcgwire... sounds like a frikken chicken.
@Indrius
8 жыл бұрын
The problem with modern cars is that they don't have manual window rollers anymore, it's all electric nowadays. If you take out the key, the shit doesn't work. I, a grown ass man, got stuck in this little black Audi TT in the middle of hot and sunny summer's day when my friend left me in the car to go get some cash out of the ATM and forgetfully locked the car out of a habit. I tried to roll down the window and unlock the doors and nothing worked. By the time she came back some 10 mins later, I was all covered in sweat (and I'm not a sweaty or fat person).
@runly1
6 жыл бұрын
I just bought a 2018 Nissan with roll down windows and manual doors that only take a key. So, they do exist. And I saved $3,000!
@TheSlammurai
8 жыл бұрын
4:56 Iwannawanna
@fredychicano654
4 жыл бұрын
“What’s that show that takes place on the jersey shore... Jersey shore!!” Hahah that shit got me
@drdeadbeat1604
5 жыл бұрын
Faaamers faaackin maaaaket
@Tr33fiddy
9 жыл бұрын
We no longer use the term "spastic" in the UK any more, largely because children would use the contraction "spaz" as a insult for someone if they were a bit slow or stupid. Indeed the National Spastics Society changed its name in 1994 to "Scope" and thus, the term "Spaz" has generally fallen out of favour as a playground insult. Now, if you are a bit slow or stupid you are likely to be called a "Scoper".
@lioncohen8586
8 жыл бұрын
+Tr33fiddy i wonder if there are any american words that brits dont know of. this is the first time im hearing the word scoper lmao
@bigmikeobama523
8 жыл бұрын
+Ron Burgandy jk
@TheSlammurai
8 жыл бұрын
+Tr33fiddy Kids always find a way. They're such assholes. XD
@JohnDoe-le7ml
5 жыл бұрын
fucking spazzes
@HamboneyGamezYT
4 жыл бұрын
Now I introducing....Atlanta Fried Piegion .....Cops Eat 12% off...
@madisonmontgomery1428
8 жыл бұрын
this guy is grape
@gustavofring8765
3 жыл бұрын
Grape or great?
@KaeYoss
7 жыл бұрын
"I was hungOVER!" Is it just me or does he sound like some TV preacher when he does that?
@tnlynch1988
5 жыл бұрын
ROFL 😂 "the ankle bone there is connected to the knee bone". Fuckin-a Bill, my wife was sleeping but not after my outburst of laughter. Soooo worth it!
@Secret72062
5 жыл бұрын
Lookin over a fuckin cadahvah
@gali2256
2 жыл бұрын
As a drunk guy without a medical degree I can confirm that 42 days will cleanse your liver
@zackjacobson1987
5 жыл бұрын
I use the term chicken very loosely
@SnarkierThan-U-R
5 жыл бұрын
Nooo in America Spastic means having a SEVERE physical disability and is usually neurologic in nature
@biscuitbins
7 жыл бұрын
The noise of the pretend scuffle. Brilliant.
@nickh.8275
7 жыл бұрын
biscuitbins My all time favorite Bill Burr podcast because of that!
@zincminer
5 жыл бұрын
I take parenting advice from bill exclusively
@atm6870
4 жыл бұрын
When you eat a lot of food that’s high in flavor but low in nutrition
@StarlightWorkshop0z
8 жыл бұрын
mental image. ankle bones connected to the knee bone. lol
@Corkoth55
3 жыл бұрын
Cotton Hill
@xs10z
2 жыл бұрын
I made KFC for about a year. The stores just order whatever the local poultry purveyor is selling at the moment. In other words, it is not some kind of specally bread KFC chicken. It's the exact same stuff you see in the cooler at your local supermarket. What makes the stuff out-of-this-world good is the seasoning and the pressure cooking, not because it was designed by Frankenstein or some such.
@brentwalker2895
5 жыл бұрын
faaaaHHHmahhhs FUCKKKIINNnn MAHHHHKETTTTTTT!!!!!
@SnarkierThan-U-R
5 жыл бұрын
I hope you find the video about the oeople who ROIDED up some Ferrets and sold them as Poodles, fucking Hilarious
@markarnold2257
3 жыл бұрын
I come back here just to hear his Hick voice lines for an easy laugh.
@mattfuller3172
5 жыл бұрын
Is this kfc theory pretty solid? I have heard the same from Taco Hell McD etc etc?
@kasino7132
8 жыл бұрын
And by "they" I mean African Americans lol... Love Bill burr
@bdawk511
4 жыл бұрын
117 dislikes from Cardinals fans
@gamingsfinest1
5 жыл бұрын
3:57 I love hillbilly burr
@WolfkinNorthclaw
5 жыл бұрын
I don't care what KFC is, but it's good shit.
@SpecialOpsTriceratop
10 жыл бұрын
I gotta say that KFC doesn't taste as good as it used to. KFC used to be this ultra delicious thing, but I had a $5 meal the other day and while it was good, it didn't blow my mind either. Even the skin wasn't that mind blowing in the flavor department. Maybe it's because I eat KFC like once a year, but it wasn't all that impressive.
@verticalhorizon4633
9 жыл бұрын
+SpecialOpsTriceratop A $5 meal at KFC? When did you go, 1980?
@AppalachianLumberjack
5 жыл бұрын
Cuz the cooks are fuckin up the kernels recipe and they don’t drain the grease properly
@fmcr
9 жыл бұрын
And a young Steven Spielberg. lol
@ajk6907
10 жыл бұрын
Getting the word 'Respect' confused with the word 'Fear' right there. Make 'em afraid while they're young, yeeehaw!
@bracantu1bc
5 жыл бұрын
I just KZitemd beackless chicken, KFC was the first thing that popped up. Dude that shit was disgusting.
@FlyingNimbus
5 жыл бұрын
That who Italians from jersey you mean sopranos 🤣
@blakepoore9475
9 жыл бұрын
somewhere in there they were talkin about ya know the food supply. and how poison it is... poisonous.. poisoninniizis??
@scottydoes8379
8 жыл бұрын
+Blake Poore .. you know too much
@pattherat8820
4 жыл бұрын
4:11 omg im dead hahha
@jmaj4521
Жыл бұрын
FAHMAHS FUCKIN MAHKET
@D0yjvdf
8 жыл бұрын
Van Morrison under the bridge
@runly1
6 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂 that destroyed me
@gustavofring8765
3 жыл бұрын
6:00 drugging story
@HackBennys
10 жыл бұрын
I stopped eating KFC after biting into a piece one time and it tasted like medicine, like if you put a pill in your mouth and it dissolved a little. I thought it might just be that piece so I tried another and it was the same thing. It was fucking horrendous and I never went back,
@richardmeglio5450
Жыл бұрын
FAHHHHMAAAAHHHS FUUUUCKIN MAHHHHHHKET
@DethbySnuSnu
5 жыл бұрын
"Wouldn't it be great if you could just fuckin' do heroin the way you eat Mcdonalds?" Yeah, if I knew I could just do the shit, be high for a day, then feel bad about myself afterwards, I think it'd be worth it. Probably not as dangerous as consuming McDonald's...
@carrrexx7190
5 жыл бұрын
Van Gundy, Van Morrison, Rip Van Winkle. New perimeter posts of ignorance have been grounded. Thanks Ginger Jar Noggin.
@HooverBeast
8 жыл бұрын
the way to parenting kids is not making them fear you. rather, make them respect their consequences in a fair way and explain to them WHY you doing whatever they just did is bad. more importantly, the guy who is coming down FAIRLY with an iron fist is the ideal parent.
@falk2595
5 жыл бұрын
In Germany we say Kentucky Schreit Ficken Translation: Kentucky screams FUCK ("schreit" rhymes with fried)
@Daniel-vu4qu
4 жыл бұрын
The fact I got a McDonald's ad after this lmfao
@Viccatrix
8 жыл бұрын
Holy shit! im in elgin rite next to st charles outside chicago. that popeys had a car crash threw their window killed 3 people! they reopened with advertisment claiming to be the "helthiest popeys in illinois" fuckin worked XD busy as ever.. god damnit america da fuq is wrong with you..
@Zed596
6 жыл бұрын
Kentucy Fried Chemicals
@rilowonder2179
5 жыл бұрын
Great if you can just do heroin like how you go to McDonald's once in awhile
@sarangmarong8615
9 жыл бұрын
I love Bill's parenting advice, u do need 2 tire your kids out. my mom would say, "you're bored, go wash dishes"
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