It's funny because everybody knows at least one person who leaves work with a swag of pens, highlighters, toner cartridges, Post-It notes, and forks.
@cbm3
8 жыл бұрын
Who else took a swing at this guy in their head during the story?
@jamieholmes5443
8 жыл бұрын
My co-worker is laying dead over his keyboard next to me ;)
@MultiMrskat
5 жыл бұрын
Caleb I stuffed him in the trunk after kicking his knee caps out! 😭😭
@Bigfitz2
5 жыл бұрын
I hit him with a short stiff jab and a over hand right
@mathiasmoller1989
5 жыл бұрын
We all did brother...
@thealgerian3285
5 жыл бұрын
I just lean and gently tap my chin like "go ahead, you go first". Soon as he takes a swing I move my head back and counter with an uppercut of my own.
@teerex5626
6 жыл бұрын
If Bill Burr wasn’t a comedian, he’d be a Supreme Court judge.
@tommynoble9075
4 жыл бұрын
Tee Rex lol he has talked about that
@Matty217
7 ай бұрын
Judge Bill
@ChristAliveForevermore
5 жыл бұрын
Nia had the best advice. Nothing hurts a man more than an enemy earning his wife's approval.
@0zone247
5 жыл бұрын
idk seems like a weird approach. Women can do this because it's normal for them
@Vito_Caligiuri
4 жыл бұрын
I mean true but they could potentially put her and the child in danger of him. More than likely he is a wanna be tough guy who’s actually a beta and couldn’t handle the fact that his wife fucked another man. So to him, the world is ending so he murder suicides his family
@ooLevityoo
4 жыл бұрын
I suppose it depends on how the wife is, but he's probably better for her and her kid
@davidparker.2227
4 жыл бұрын
@@Vito_Caligiuri Jesus Christ fucking shit dude! Betas don't just go about randomly killing people.
@Vito_Caligiuri
4 жыл бұрын
David Parker. I didn’t say that
@mynameishump
8 жыл бұрын
I'm glad he added the part about him doing cross fit because I was totally wondering that
@mrlikerdh
7 жыл бұрын
Jack Humphrey fg
@infinitypoker6383
5 жыл бұрын
Funniest comment I've read in awhile!
@christianc.christian5025
5 жыл бұрын
@@mrlikerdh Rtd.
@Alison_Faith
5 жыл бұрын
Ayy it was relevant though. It paints a picture
@deadmilkman121
5 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for him to add that he's also vegan.
@antoniohoward8529
3 жыл бұрын
I’m with Nia on this one, that man knowing you had a pleasant conversation with his wife while he wasn’t there will literally eat him up inside. Build a friendship with his wife to where she talks about how awesome you are, it’ll drive him insane
@WittyOriginalUsername
2 жыл бұрын
That might end with a murder suicide if he’s that crazy
@bluescripts100
2 жыл бұрын
Yea then he starts beating his wife for being friendly with you... you gayta hit um with the 3 peeice and a soda
@whenraindropsfall
Жыл бұрын
-3yrs late- i appreciate the faith you have in the wife but i don’t think a woman with a backbone would be married to an asshole. His wife would have a black eye, shaking in a corner like a punching bag
@jim6292
4 жыл бұрын
What you do is passive aggressively drive by his house at 100 miles an hour.
@milamnwalker4801
4 жыл бұрын
Ew! What?! 😂😂😂
@killstacy8088
4 жыл бұрын
Buy an old split bumper camaro and flyby going like 120 multiple times a day and buy a usp 45 so when you get out of the car he can see it on your hip and doesn't try any stupid shit around you lmao
@Rhekon
3 жыл бұрын
It's only passing aggressively not passive aggressive lmao
@chiefr9627
3 жыл бұрын
I'll do you one better. If he pulls up behind your car going home. Go slower than granny on a rascal. Smile and wave. If he starts shit just say "You're right I was going too fast. I really was missing out on how lovely your lawn is. So no worries about the speeding champ."
@BountyFlamor
6 жыл бұрын
"I do Crossfit" Don't do it. Your neighbor will win that fight.
@mikeschneider1624
5 жыл бұрын
funny but it depends .. you know the streets :-)
@christianc.christian5025
5 жыл бұрын
@@davidlazo3740 Well, I'm sure everyone knows that now... So, how did you like the podcast?
@Hanakowasright
5 жыл бұрын
@@davidlazo3740 If I tell him to fuck off do you think he will mail me a bomb? 🤔
@kevinodom2918
5 жыл бұрын
Isn’t CrossFit one of the toughest sports out there? He wrestles and CrossFit? All he would have to do is hold the guy down, wear him out and when so tired he can’t breath you can truly humility him. Literally make him apologize when you have him on the ground slapping him.
@OscarHernandez-bv3pr
5 жыл бұрын
Has the cardio while being big plus does wrestling equals bad news.
@P90XGetRipped
4 жыл бұрын
Bill made a great point. The best way to get someone someone extremely anger is to invalidate their anger. Call them “cute” when they get mad and call them “tough guy” like Bill said. It’ll make anyone explode with anger 😂
@SaintMaxxi
4 жыл бұрын
The Bill Burr freak out and leaving the mic kills me so much, especially with Nia calmly going, yeah... you shouldve kicked his ass...
@harrambou9468
3 жыл бұрын
_AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!_
@polskipanda8599
4 жыл бұрын
Calling someone "sport" or "champ" in a calm condescending way is also very effective.
@vanmorgan1867
4 жыл бұрын
I HATE condescendingly being called “Bud”
@LivingBGLegend
4 жыл бұрын
Van Morgan ok bud
@jc.1191
4 жыл бұрын
Or son
@Sir_Robin_of_Camelot
4 жыл бұрын
Alright sweetheart
@GrimmReaperRL
3 жыл бұрын
@@vanmorgan1867 I bet you do pal
@chaoss610
11 жыл бұрын
The laughing and the "tough guy" advice is the best advice in my oppinion. It will either emasculate him or bait him into starting something. Then destroy him.
@caucasianafrican1435
8 жыл бұрын
Actually Bill's advice is better. He's using your anger against you. Definitely act like he just amuses you!
@Zesrii
4 жыл бұрын
then make him eat your shit in front of his wife
@MrHue860
4 жыл бұрын
Caucasian African best one
@jamieholmes5443
8 жыл бұрын
The smirk. THE FUCKING SMIRK! You did not win you shit. When I herd this both my hands turned into fists.
@ianwillis5292
8 жыл бұрын
"Listen brother, come this Saturday!"
@jonly448
5 жыл бұрын
As i was reading the comments i came across yours.. almost one second after he said it in the video.. crazy synchronicity.. im on the right path
@thelolmaster1997
6 жыл бұрын
Literally just laughing at the guy and provoking him is the way forward
@theundergradanalysis
9 жыл бұрын
Lots of internet tough guys appearing in the comments here
@xpropriation8505
5 жыл бұрын
@@devonschwartz5353 you ok bud?
@meerak7973
5 жыл бұрын
What you don t understand , and I think you don t understand a lot of things, is that people are raging because the situation was unfair. Now there is saying over in my home that s says a man who shouts a lot is a scared man so he has to put a tough front and acts manly. But it is the quiet one who is the most dangerous because while you are getting upset and start to boil up and starts to shout and the guy in front of you is cool as ice you better watch your arse.
@FUCKINGENIOUS
5 жыл бұрын
Found the guy from the story.
@jarvis911
4 жыл бұрын
@@meerak7973 I highly doubt that's an actual saying lol
@starcrafter13terran
4 жыл бұрын
go hide in a bush millennial
@michaeldukes4108
3 жыл бұрын
9:28 “Nawww, he needs vengeance, Nia.” The fact Ol’ Freckles said that so nonchalantly is hilarious 😂
@Jason_Kang
11 жыл бұрын
fuck yea nia has the right idea
@willaufranc5514
5 жыл бұрын
"I bet this guy steals from work" hahahahaha!!!
@mattmonk5862
10 жыл бұрын
Jesus bill nia's afucking keeper bro hang the fuck on and dont let go
@thisguy652
5 жыл бұрын
I still think about this question and wonder if he ever hit the neighbor
@destroyermaker
4 жыл бұрын
He didn't. He's a pussy
@UHcougs22
3 жыл бұрын
He's up for parole in 3 years for bending the guy into a pretzel and, you know...
@steelerayne3860
5 жыл бұрын
Nia is Savage as all hell!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 She is so perfect for you!
@josephroberts7167
2 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate Nia's advice. Few things are more infuriating than when someone you love and someone you hate are best friends.
@ChrisPierreBacon
4 жыл бұрын
Nia and Bill are some fuckin relationship goals.
@69silkyslim
10 жыл бұрын
Nia and Bill ! ...I LOVE YOU GUYS together ! Need more of you and your .... LAADY!! Together !
@1123-e6n
3 жыл бұрын
“I do CrossFit” Yeah the 40 year old might beat you in a fight
@TemuzLM
11 жыл бұрын
"I do crossfit", you're doomed buddy.
@tracystephens5014
6 жыл бұрын
TemuzLM lmao! That crossfit line cracked me up.. the wrestling line shoulda been it. Crossfit jackasses thinking that means they'll win a fight. You'll win a shitty injury inducing pull-up contest maybe.. but if I were to throw a left hook? You better lean on those wrestling skills & leave that shitty hangclean form & "I'm wearing a flack jacket to train" shit at home.
@theguywhoisaustralian1465
4 жыл бұрын
@@tracystephens5014 yeah, but stamina mixed with wrestling is pretty good.
@jwdathefax377
4 жыл бұрын
TheGuyWhoIsAustralian - Don’t bring logical thinking into an internet conversation.
@cbabygags2553
4 жыл бұрын
@@tracystephens5014 "if I throw a left hook?". So you watch UFC too?
@zoltancsikos5604
4 жыл бұрын
Tracy Stephens Yes, I’m sure you know how to fight better than they can.
@3DReactor
9 жыл бұрын
Just throw some liam neeson lines at him
@thehammurabichode7994
6 жыл бұрын
3DReactor Remember, he wants to stay out of prison
@porkdorkable
5 жыл бұрын
3DReactor “Midi-chlorians are a microcopic lifeform that reside within all living cells and communicates with the Force.”
@jaysplace01
5 жыл бұрын
@@porkdorkable maybe not ALL of his lines hahahaha
@davidcarlsson71
4 жыл бұрын
"Yer gonna get taaaaaaaaken"
@DannyOmu
4 жыл бұрын
@@porkdorkable 😂
@mrbas5150
3 жыл бұрын
This neighbour story made me so mad I went outside and beat the crap out of my punching bag cursing the whole time like sailor with tourettes
@Beakie40k
5 жыл бұрын
9:28 lol “nah he needs vengeance Nia”
@TheGamerGoat98
10 жыл бұрын
lemme tell you something brother XDDD
@agenttexx
5 жыл бұрын
When he tries to be alpha male, look him up and down, spit on the ground and laugh at him. Then ignore him, because he's not a threat.
@SkunkFLoes
9 жыл бұрын
ahh man, wish we had an epilogue
@VARVIS_
5 жыл бұрын
Call child protection services on the guy lol
@gladecornelius
10 жыл бұрын
Man I died at the Hulk Hogan impression oh and flip the guy off next time
@levinb1
5 жыл бұрын
“Big tough guy, big tough guy!” - It’s Always Sunny
@Clayton8424
2 жыл бұрын
It’s 2021 and I need to know how this whole thing turned out 😂😂😂
@robertglass3944
4 жыл бұрын
I knew a fifty year old Mexican American dude, about 5' 6", with an obvious beer belly. He was the father of a friend of mine. On my buddy's 18th birthday, he hooked him up with a keg party, (the drinking age was 18 at the time). It was a great party, everyone was having a blast. The Scorpions were screaming out "Animal Magnetism" over the stereo system, when these twenty year old, known badass, twin brothers showed up to crash the party and be obnoxious, with a couple of their friends. We tried to stand up to them, but it took then no time all to dominate and humiliate us, I'm still ashamed to say... My buddy's dad was in the basement/den, staying out of the way, and having his own little "party", until one of the girls ran down to tell the only real "adult" in the immediate area what was going on. These dudes were big and bad, and everyone in the area knew it. They loved to fight and they were good at it. Nobody messed with them, if they could avoid it. We couldn't. Both me and my buddy were getting up off the ground when his dad showed up. To make an awesome story short, neither of their "friends" raised a finger to help them, but just stood in amazement, mouths hanging open, like the rest of us and watch the most amazing display of a man who, for twenty five years, trained the Green Beret Special Forces on the best ways to disarm, disable and kill, in combat, with their bare hands, teach some local "tough boys" a lesson in social edicate. It truly was a glorious sight to see, and he drive them to the hospital "to get stitched up" afterward, and the party resumed, with gusto. I guess what I'm trying to say is, don't judge a book by it's cover. You have no idea who you're dealing with, sometimes even when you think you do.
@adgato75
4 жыл бұрын
The thing is , sometimes you can judge by their actions. Cause I doubt that guy would have acted as the dipshit in this story did. Like a douchebag.
@robertglass3944
4 жыл бұрын
@@adgato75, In truth.., that all depends on how much he had to drink... I forgot to mention, (or, more than likely, I just got tired of one finger phone typing), it was the actions of the douchebag that made me think of the guy in the first place. I mean, he was great to be around, when he was sober or just a little buzzed, like he was that day. And I mean, just the nicest guy. The kind of guy to come home from working in the sun all day, to a room full of teenagers, and make food for everyone, or just order a couple of pizzas. But, when that man had a drunk on, yeah.., I could see him acting just like that guy. He'd never throw the first punch, (and I wouldn't want to mess with the guy who could actually land a punch on him), but I could easily see him baiting someone he thinks needs to be taught a lesson, (like driving down a street, his daughter might be playing in, at a speed he's not comfortable with, regardless of the posted speed limit). In short, I have no trouble seeing him behave exactly as the antagonist did in Bill's e-mail. That's why I mentioned it. I could have given some better examples, but I'd only known the guy for about a week at the time, and that experience really stuck with me.
@adgato75
4 жыл бұрын
@@robertglass3944 Well, some people are bad drunks, sure. I had a buddy that was the same way. He was day and night if he had been drinking.
@robertglass3944
4 жыл бұрын
@@adgato75, Exactly...
@robertglass3944
4 жыл бұрын
You just never know.
@micolo123
8 жыл бұрын
He's asking for it. You should have fucking belted the shit out him. You have unbelievable heart for walking away from him.
@ishaangupta4125
4 жыл бұрын
Nia is one evil mastermind. Amazing
@XxPrototype61xX
10 жыл бұрын
i want to hear an update on the guy being harassed if he ever writes back.
@Trapinnewyork44
5 жыл бұрын
Nia twist at the end 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
@eddiehuff7366
5 жыл бұрын
Dude should never ever let him get that close to him. Enter my space threatening and you are toast.
@iBluairJgR
12 жыл бұрын
Dude... this even made ME mad... Lmao damn that's some rough shit man.
@poonaani1
12 жыл бұрын
If someone threatening me said they did crossfit and wrestled "a bit" I would laugh and pole axe them.
@AnthB
3 жыл бұрын
Rest of the story aside, this basically proved how there’s no way to say you do cross-fit and not sound like a douche
@jameslawsonmessin
5 жыл бұрын
@9:43 best piece of advice Nia's ever given
@erikbjornson6496
6 жыл бұрын
nia is savage , really love her bill your a lucky guy
@ooberblah62
5 жыл бұрын
as soon as he wanted to take the apology and tell me "you better", i would of done a U turn back to the end of the street turned back around and go down the street again but this time doing 60 mph just to slam on my breaks to turn into my driveway, got out of my car and stand at the end of my property line waiting, WISHING he would come out of his comfort zone to my property to try and make good on the promise of "you better".
@thelolmaster1997
6 жыл бұрын
I don't if I've ever laughed harder than when Bill does the Hulk Hogan impression
@eXiteVideoMagazine
5 жыл бұрын
My God. I’ve beat this guy up 10 different ways in my head listening to this.
@rickrenner8528
8 жыл бұрын
train horn!!!-----LOL
@MrWriteNuffCed
11 жыл бұрын
the confidence you had, i just wanna know what is your background??? LMAO
@chris-matic
4 жыл бұрын
Nia: "... And then fuck the wife!" I died laughing
@Francesco-cj3oi
3 жыл бұрын
do people really think doing crossfit makes you ready for a fight? 😂😂
@blackraven8841
2 жыл бұрын
Do you watch UFC? Cardio and being gassed out early truly are in the top reasons why people lose 😂😂 Not only reason, but the are huge contributions.
@Joker-yw9hl
5 жыл бұрын
Should have just laughed with genuine amusement when he said "You know what'll happen if you do" in the first confrontation
@DaHonestAbe
11 жыл бұрын
The way Bill walked away and screamed in frustration is hilarious!
@1338-c9s
4 жыл бұрын
Train horn idea is fucking gold.
@supastar25
11 жыл бұрын
I agree with Nia on this...go through the wife...that will truly mess him up
@dashman8499
4 жыл бұрын
I think Nia has the right idea tbh. He thinks you’re a stupid kid, you gotta prove to him that you are better than him, make him realize how pathetic he is
@zanzibar6508
5 жыл бұрын
Laughing at him is the best advise i promise you
@Aroneazy
5 жыл бұрын
“That’s such a f-f-pussy move” 😂
@JAShwartz
12 жыл бұрын
"This guy has to be in his 40's, about 5'10"-Is this me?-about 250 pounds-nah it's not me." lol
@matthewheywood8532
5 жыл бұрын
If the dude doesn’t have a locking gas cap buy one put on his car and break the key in it
@MultiMrskat
5 жыл бұрын
I love Bill & Nia. I think they have the best relationship.
@manfred4766
5 жыл бұрын
especially when she said: " then you fuck his wife "
@radiopinkzeppelin2
9 жыл бұрын
aw nia's laugh sounds like bill's now
@gosh402
11 жыл бұрын
While giving the finger have a huge grin on your face
@soyfacekilla
9 жыл бұрын
knowing that the dude does crossfit the dude probably lied lmao
@rynechristesen2392
4 жыл бұрын
He should’ve at least just burst out laughing back as he walked back to his car lol
@bluecollarnobody4217
6 жыл бұрын
This guy is a bully just go over to him and beat the ever-loving s*** out of him he really deserves it
@naughtymonkey1563
3 жыл бұрын
2:56 "I bet that cunt steals from work" - I had just taken a mouthful of water when this was said and it came out my nose, still fucking hurts lmao, thanks Bill haha
@alvinyates8525
4 жыл бұрын
You are the bigger man. If he doesn't touch you dont touch him. Sticks n stones
@LetsBringPeace
9 жыл бұрын
this guy sounds unstable. I wouldn't do a single one of these things. If he is unstable and owns. Gun, that's dangerous.
@bobberry1463
6 жыл бұрын
honestly what it sounds like to me was the guy kid was playing in the street or close to the street and the other guy was driving fast. his family was outside so they was clearly doing something plus he mention he dont want his kid to play in the street with asshole like u speeding down the street. so i just think he was worried about his kid and over reacted
@ibrewer2204
6 жыл бұрын
Shut the feccccckkkkkk uuppppp
@FUCKINGENIOUS
5 жыл бұрын
Fuck em I still wouldn't stand down.
@zoltancsikos5604
4 жыл бұрын
The Death Twitch 😂
@danifelch9497
2 жыл бұрын
Nia got some fuckin heaters under her belt
@AlexMartinezWallace
5 жыл бұрын
Present a formal challenge and suggest a boxing ring. Hope that he accepts, and if he does, beat him. If he waffles, you can berate him, call him xyz, etc. Until he accepts.
@EnFyr
5 жыл бұрын
Nia had a good point at the end.
@justinstevenson2061
4 жыл бұрын
To the “ say ok ‘tough guy’ or ‘ chuck Norris’ etc. Just say “oh that’s cute”. Man best one ever will get any guy pissed lmao. Tested true.
@kaloedasgr
4 жыл бұрын
Dukes of Hazard horn installed, and honk it every time he sees the guy while driving a steady 21 mph... not 22, not 20... but 21.
@alexjoe6714
8 жыл бұрын
Yo megusto boning the wife. Love not war.
@SuperZippyzippy
4 жыл бұрын
Nia's wife fucing comment was gold
@dCa991
8 жыл бұрын
Just listening to this story made me mad
@classiclife7204
3 жыл бұрын
Calling himself an "alpha male" pretty ensures the story is mostly fictional, but it's a fun blood-pressure raiser anyway.
@davidusa47
4 жыл бұрын
If this had been me, I’d have realized why he was waiving me down before I stopped and just kept driving. True strength is not letting someone else control your life in this manner.
@ragreenburg
4 жыл бұрын
Not only that but also the guy clearly has some real problems so just tell him to fuck off and avoid him.
@CJ16055
4 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr advice: DONT DO THIS ****, but heres what i would do
@cousin_ryan
5 жыл бұрын
"6'3 200" dude's a starting point guard
@thejoester1011
4 жыл бұрын
The ending killed me 😂😂
@traceydeanrainey
6 жыл бұрын
Ya never infront of the child
@caseymeyer5418
5 жыл бұрын
good lesson
@nicematerial
Жыл бұрын
THESE MEN ARE THE FIRST TO PRESS CHARGES. DON'T HIT FIRST UNLESS YOU ARE IN DANGER.
@zachboyer801
4 жыл бұрын
I love he started whispering when he gave him the advice about the car 😭
@johnwaynebadass1586
5 жыл бұрын
9:01 Mia that was the best advice I've ever heard in my life! And the finish with "...and then fuck his wife "😂😂😂
@justingreenj2
12 жыл бұрын
Bill's reaction at 2:30 is priceless. XD
@ryt6940
5 жыл бұрын
This is what he should of done. Buy boxing gloves, and just ask him if how badly he wants you to kick his ass. Obviously he's gonna call you a pussy and is not going to want to fight with gloves. But every time you drive by him just hold up the gloves. It would fuck with his head so badly. Yeah this is kind of a "gentleman's" approach but shit, it's the easiest way and it reduces the chances of a mofo pulling a gun on you.
@MrSilicon605
10 жыл бұрын
Leave it be, life is not always fair & assault charges are easy to achieve but very difficult to overcome. The youngster should just ignore the little "Napolean" Wang tk be. On the flip side, there are numerous smaller men whom areVery capable" & would destroy a 6'3 goof, as many of them are. With all tge cell phones out there , this lad could be made to look like the perpetrator not the do gooder. The short fellow here, probably dies not gave ghd goods to back up his antics, as most fellows "Big or small" usually are gentlemen & steer away from compromising their self disicipline.
@Top-G35
4 жыл бұрын
Have a old neighbor like that bitches about my car because it’s super loud, I’ve made his life hell, burnouts ,donuts, cold starts at 6am etc ooo I light some fireworks in front of his house 😂
@user-ge3gq2rx9p
5 жыл бұрын
Nias laugh is so cute
@ItsAllAboutGuitar
9 жыл бұрын
I had an asshole complain to me that I "stole his parking spot" (I didn't know people could take ownership of spots). I just ignored him. He was furious, and the more I ignored him, the madder he got. That could have been a good approach. At this point, why not just walk at him and take him up on his challenge. If he hits you, tie his ass into a pretzel.
@wocathoden
12 жыл бұрын
I've had to walk away, and I still walk away. Been kick boxing in MMA for the Past 20 years, and I know i could kick the shit out of the people I've walked away from, But I've been put in jail, and I'm telling you thats where your gonna go if you do it man.
@zoltancsikos5604
4 жыл бұрын
wocathoden LOL! Sure. More like selling drugs and returning to be a “musician”.
@nickmc1142
4 жыл бұрын
The best advice would be to ignore the guy. In my experience he'll find nothing as annoying at that. At the same time, the guy should call the police. Unless he's a hardened criminal, he'll back right off once the police speak to him even if he's not arrested. Once bullies realise you'll call for help, they'll choose another victim. The guy is right not to have got into a fight. Maybe he'd have won and maybe he wouldn't but it's just not worth it unless you're literally fighting for your life or your family's life. I had a neighbour like this once and if I could go back, I'd call the police straight away.
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