"there are gay people and they dive sometimes" LOL
@macdogg15
5 жыл бұрын
Bill can never stay on topic. He goes from sharks, then to the olympics, then to gay swimmers, and then to fascism.
@ETAlnes
4 жыл бұрын
IDK, makes sense to me, the Nazi's hosted the Olympics and Sharks are natural predators who prey on the general public, so do Nazi's.
@IzkAndrew
2 жыл бұрын
@@ETAlnes nice
@johnindigo5477
2 жыл бұрын
Adhd probably?
@lhaviland8602
5 жыл бұрын
"There's gay people and they dive sometimes" has to be one of my all-time favorite out of context Bill quotes.
@lhaviland8602
5 жыл бұрын
That Elevator tangent had me dying lol.
@wingman-1977
4 жыл бұрын
Untz it is too late.
@burpostockings
3 жыл бұрын
I once got my arm caught in an elevator door and havent trusted them since
@treyfulcher5413
3 жыл бұрын
Anytime he does a European accent i know i’m about to piss my pants laughing
@grmasoniv
3 жыл бұрын
You two are a whole mood! Together you’re hilarious!
@brodywise4750
7 жыл бұрын
4:29 I laughed for minutes at Nia. Minutes
@kaleolearn2078
4 жыл бұрын
Brody Wise 😂
@petrasawyer1438
8 жыл бұрын
hahahahahhaha "That`s cause they`re so fucking macho, they probably tried to fight the thing." Well greetings from Croatia :* You have an audience here also
@TheHehe1223
6 жыл бұрын
"Wooo sexy mother fucka" LMAO 4:18
@asapmick
8 жыл бұрын
"whats he gotta do blow a guy on the platform" lmaoo
@Francesco-cj3oi
Жыл бұрын
As an italian it's cute to hear Bill and Nia appreciating the Amalfi's coast. Total tourist trap🤣 but it is wonderful
@ericortiz3474
4 жыл бұрын
Nia is the only guest I like.
@doommuffinz5276
7 жыл бұрын
😂 "i must break you"
@BlitzkriegRap
7 жыл бұрын
hahah I'm from Croatia and that russian accent sound nothing like us haha
@BrosephTincans
8 жыл бұрын
Nia: "What are you talking about?" Exactly!
@wulfclaw4921
5 жыл бұрын
"Whad does he gotta blow a guy on the platform !!" ...... Nia's..girlfriend ...wooooooo Hahahahaha. She was pervin !!
@carrnil
8 жыл бұрын
11:36 *Ged oudda de waada*
@MrCube17
8 жыл бұрын
11:13 Nia's greatest comment of all time.
@upcoming3341
5 жыл бұрын
@Operation Agatha Fuck your own face Operation Agatha.
@tutifrutisfunny
5 жыл бұрын
@@upcoming3341 pretty sure they were being sarcastic but ok
@davidlibran757
5 жыл бұрын
Operation Agatha If you like Bill show some fucking respect to his wife. Douche bag
@egeerdem8272
3 жыл бұрын
nah she is a moron, people listen to this shit cuz of Bill's mad but sometimes insightful ramblings, not because of that boring bitch
@lotaryguy12
3 жыл бұрын
@@egeerdem8272
@airishpenguin9387
5 жыл бұрын
Shark : i must eat human! The West: swim for your life! Eastern Europe : i must break you!
@ol2510
3 жыл бұрын
as an eastern european I approve this comment
@vuksgitau
5 жыл бұрын
Friend don't go down this comment section, it's depressing.
@mostHumblePersonAlive
4 жыл бұрын
Best advice I've seen this morning.
@joniahdemarco3371
4 жыл бұрын
I'll listen to Bill and Nia before Ethan and Hila
@KB-nz6bv
3 жыл бұрын
AGREED
@ghayath2011
5 жыл бұрын
It’s hard working out 🏋️♀️ while listening to Bill’s podcasts 😂
@wingman-1977
4 жыл бұрын
Just don’t bench press while Freckles is on.
@accountemail9712
2 жыл бұрын
@@wingman-1977 😂
@JustAgreekPassing
5 жыл бұрын
I lived in Greece and sharks are extremely rare (especially in my area), but when I reach that point where the water forms a cascade that drops instantly into blind darkness. I fear somethings just going to swim out of there head first, with me just catching the silhouette before I'm as good as bait
@themax2848
4 жыл бұрын
Get those flippers and go fast
@therenegadeinfluencer
4 жыл бұрын
Nia: "Nobody cares about you listing off a list of sharks in the Mediterranean" Me: *Googling a list of sharks in the Mediterranean because apparently no one is interested...*
@sheilasweeney1479
3 жыл бұрын
“Little twizlers in the air” lol
@MrJchristopher7
Жыл бұрын
Croatian here and I never thought about sharks when swimming ever. We don't really get those anywhere near most places. Also Dolph Lundgren? Lol😂
@wulfclaw4921
5 жыл бұрын
Nia, Can you zip up your luggage again...Bill shhhh
@vitocorleone1462
6 жыл бұрын
Aaah you're in the Amalfi Coast. I've been there and swam in the ocean and sharks didn't even cross my mind. The again I'm from Australia
@mhernandez1345
5 жыл бұрын
As soon as they started talking i was hoping they would say which sharks were there so yes i actually did enjoy the list of sharks
@hawtchico2010
8 жыл бұрын
Nature boy Rick flair wooooooo!
@MrJabroney
8 жыл бұрын
...To be true Croatian man,one must dive into the great Adriatic sea and fight a great white shark while singing the national anthem,for that is the way of our people....
@pianospawn1
8 жыл бұрын
I went to Malta, years back, and they were selling pictures of the biggest White Shark caught in the area. Needless to say, the thing was fucking enormous. I didn't go swimming.
@KarloVukosic
8 жыл бұрын
Bill should come to Croatia :O , i know a guy who went in Amsterdam for his show from Croatia, I was even thinking about it but it was expensive trip as fuck
@gtguy181
8 жыл бұрын
I like how Bill turns the argument around and upsidown. Fascist! Ha
@GalickGun
6 жыл бұрын
Trace laychay cake LMAO
@jackmurphy687
7 ай бұрын
ayo Nia I love when Bill lists sharks
@caseyferguson6076
3 жыл бұрын
I've been listening to you for many years I think you really do care for people like us the no names lol
@KillerCornMuffin
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like you might have thalassophobia, welcome to the club!
@codyleslie478
3 жыл бұрын
I grew up in Croatia and yea they can be pretty tough!
@nostromoau
Жыл бұрын
Turns out there was more than Germany Japan and Italy fighting on that side but the other countries keep very quiet about it and hope nobody mentions them.
@sfincione2000
8 жыл бұрын
Ah, so where were they? Capri, Sardinia or further south? Salento, Naples somewhere that area. I can just imagine Bill's house after this holiday. It'll be full of lemon patterned played hanging on the walls. Muhahah
@Mystogen995
7 жыл бұрын
Bill, idk why you seemed so tilted by Hammerheads. Their mouths can't position properly to grab on, or hurt you in a deep way.
@UncaTammyShow
8 жыл бұрын
Nia was right lol the shark listing was kinda boring
@Bolt99K
5 жыл бұрын
Couldn’t disagree more. That was the most interesting part.
@gmoney7xbetter478
5 жыл бұрын
I found it informative
@CYMotorsport
4 жыл бұрын
Zipper/ packing noises made me angry but Bill is funny enough I got over it
@wingman-1977
4 жыл бұрын
How to survive a start attack? Stay on the land Never have truer words been spoken.
@lucidstargirl
7 жыл бұрын
0:44 did bill say menstruating sea??? LOL
@tdvcyt2534
4 жыл бұрын
No...?
@DefneDance
3 жыл бұрын
People swim all across the coastlines, and jump from boats in open water. The 1 person per 1,5 years is going to be one of them. (I'm talking to myself here, i swim in the sea all paranoid too)
@angelcruz7184
6 жыл бұрын
Dominican LMFAOOOOOO
@sadiaansari4574
3 жыл бұрын
Lol it’s the Mediterranean Ocean not the Mediterranean Sea. So much for his theory 😂 😂 Edit: I’m a moron
@astonishedhoplite2510
4 жыл бұрын
Ok I've watched bill burr for years now. How did I only find out about how podcast? This is fucking hilarious.. Wtf haha
@colinquigley60
8 жыл бұрын
turn the reverb down (til ya can barely notice at all), too much frickin reverb ya connect the dots - skinned bleepin bleeper
@caseyferguson6076
3 жыл бұрын
Nia is a undercover freak.lol.bill, am I wrong.
@scottsantos6506
5 жыл бұрын
The sea is the ocean
@GeneraleRam
3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that there are no sharks in the Mediterranean sea... Italian here
@anderspan1226
3 жыл бұрын
I've got the sharky phobia too, but bill, white sharks attack for below as well
@lubbock7703
4 жыл бұрын
I Think the sea 2 shining sea was a American patriotic song in a 4st grade sing along
@dallassylvestre7209
4 жыл бұрын
Suns out clams out. Actually I’d rather listen to Bill
@saeedgnu
Жыл бұрын
I would love to be a one in a million who is eaten by a shark, but I can't swim and I hate to suffocate to death and have germophobia and hate to be on a crawded beach, so that shark opportunity is lost for me.
@MsLeoLady813
7 жыл бұрын
Tafro! New classic!
@HFFCANADA
3 жыл бұрын
Just getting heckled in ur own house must be tough.
@theguywhoisaustralian1465
7 жыл бұрын
Did he just call English people tough?
@sebastiandiaconu1221
5 жыл бұрын
I mean, they used to be at some point in history.
@Experiment53.
6 жыл бұрын
But Dolph Lundgren is swedish
@Jay-dp5wp
4 жыл бұрын
Is he?
@privateprivate2268
2 жыл бұрын
👍
@mikefriend1514
4 жыл бұрын
Never been bitten by a shark in European waters but I did have a lift try and savage me here in the UK. It was a Swiss made Schindler lift which is weird because I thought Switzerland was neutral.
@interestedlen8823
3 жыл бұрын
Ah, yes, the harrowing "Schindler's Lift". You'll cry, you'll be moved - vertically! ;)
@gamingsfinest1
5 жыл бұрын
9:25
@sheilasweeney1479
3 жыл бұрын
😬Noooo screaming. Owwwww!🙉
@darrylgillard1400
2 жыл бұрын
The diver was alex bauman
@PoisonousPen
4 жыл бұрын
Bill full on has Thalassophobia.
@jayslavick
6 жыл бұрын
How old is Nia?
@jdelgadosegovia
6 жыл бұрын
Derrick Hart 10 years younger than him
@daks84
5 жыл бұрын
She's like 40/41 and has been with Bill since she was 25.
@karljonson3287
7 жыл бұрын
No sharks here in Croatia wtf? Yeah there is every like 10 years.
@NoLeadsEnt
8 жыл бұрын
I love how gullible woman are. Parrot what's said like the wind was their friend ;) you lucky red head, she loves ya though !
@ValiantKnight7983
3 жыл бұрын
hey nia, sharks are interesting. you aren't
@Whattheflyingfuxk
3 жыл бұрын
I love bill but it was deffo boring
@tonythelifeguard2491
4 жыл бұрын
Nia just isn't very funny
@TheNumberOneGuy
8 жыл бұрын
And on another segment of "things Nia knows nothing about but still has to give her opinion on because she's a woman"...
@cypher1419
8 жыл бұрын
What are you talking a about? That's literally Bill twice a week.
@theMondayMorningPodcastClips
8 жыл бұрын
Hahaha!
@TheNumberOneGuy
8 жыл бұрын
Cypher1 Bill knows a lot about plenty of subjects, and him talking about them on the MMPC is just transcribing them for the simple folk.
@charlierussell919
8 жыл бұрын
i think its funny with them too,
@esfitnesspro2455
5 жыл бұрын
Nia thinks everyone wants to her her voice as much as she does
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