Genuinely LMFAO at "and like so many Catholics I GOT RAAAAPED"
@bkilg2509
5 жыл бұрын
At the same time
@Halo3Mw2
5 жыл бұрын
JustinBieber you’re the type of dude who gets mad at other men for having a good time Go fuck yourself.
@Daniel-bb9qj
4 жыл бұрын
@JustinBieber I'm Catholic and I found it funny...
@lifebeforedeath1788
4 жыл бұрын
JustinBieber I agree with Chaz, go fuck yourself, if you knock I won’t answer, even though you are a joke.
@Marcus-gh8bh
4 жыл бұрын
JustinBieber if you dont find bill funny you have no humor
@bobtjustice
10 жыл бұрын
Nia breaking out the Ohhhh Jesus....classic
@CrimeaRiver
9 жыл бұрын
That, and the "William Burr!" at 07:05.
@killerkitty6505
7 жыл бұрын
Barry O'Brien you wanna know why the English language is so hard to learn? Because "IT'S NOT A HOOGALY BOOGALY IT'S A HYM."
@TheBookmark1
10 жыл бұрын
These are better with Nia on, I think Bill does better when he has a live audience. Plus she plays a great straight man to his act.
@alyxskyler
4 жыл бұрын
Kyle Snyder you’re not used to their banter and shit talking to each other by now?
@lotaryguy12
3 жыл бұрын
@Kyle Snyder Hahaha pls, don't pretend it's "this ONE" that you didn't like, this was one of the best episodes with Nia. You're just another incel like most of the Nia haters (who only pop their nasty oily heads in youtube comments). The reasons you virgins list for hating her are shit that most women say and most of us normal men learned to have fun with.
@joshuam4835
6 жыл бұрын
OMFJeeeezusssss: "He had a beard and some long hair and he cured a lepper; none of you guys can do that, so you better give us some money" LMAO
@tazepat001
5 жыл бұрын
Hallelujah!
@Sirkillsalot22X
3 жыл бұрын
I legit had flashbacks to catholic school mass
@dre857
10 жыл бұрын
"gay" lol.
@mobus1603
8 жыл бұрын
"sweaters" XD
@heartbreakkid8708
7 жыл бұрын
dre857 "Dude I'm not doing that shit." 😂
@anythingbutmyrealname
4 жыл бұрын
"hallelujah"
@neilstedman5213
5 жыл бұрын
Nia: “is nothing sacred?” Bill: “I’ll tell you what’s sacred...how you go out in the playoffs. The Celtics had heart!”
@BeaverChaser
10 жыл бұрын
"That this hippie is gonna come back on a stegosaurus and just start killing people." I am losing my mind, I can't stop laughing.
@ArJayDM
6 жыл бұрын
"Hes got a comb over at this point"
@TerrifyingPresence
5 жыл бұрын
"Tyrannosaurus Rex"
@JONMagicman1
4 жыл бұрын
i literally read that as he was saying it for my first time hearing it... thank you, you broke me lmao
@tubafats100
7 жыл бұрын
"Jesus is coming back and this time he's not fuckin around". If they said that in church I would go a lot more.
@dirtymikentheboys5817
6 жыл бұрын
floater_ mike lol!!
@rigamarooh
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the tagline of an action Christian movie
@davidmakai8508
Жыл бұрын
We don’t want or need you. Good luck at the lake of fire
@Vaporvice84
11 жыл бұрын
"This is why you're going to hell" "HEY why don't ya pray for me?!" lol
@tpstrat14
11 жыл бұрын
"She was a champion, she swallowed" I. AM. FUCKING. DYING!!!!!!!!!
@JoshyJosh610
11 жыл бұрын
Bill's description of Catholic Mass is as spot on as possible.
@ryanosullivan193
9 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else get turned on by the way Nia said "I will" at the end?
@verticalhorizon4633
9 жыл бұрын
Ryan O'Sullivan Nope. I require a bottle of Jack, and a pile of nun porn.
@marcoswagg619
9 жыл бұрын
I knew I wasn't the only one
@armand548yt
6 жыл бұрын
Ryan O'Sullivan oh yeah, that was something special
@TheCorona272
8 жыл бұрын
"Bass Mouth"....lmao
@stevethomas74
8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I lost it at that point as well >_
@mightymoeish
7 жыл бұрын
WILLIAM BURR
@rohan64bit
8 жыл бұрын
Perfect match Bill and Nia
@donnal.carlkuchinski1394
5 жыл бұрын
they're perfect together!
@TheScribe1.0
3 жыл бұрын
I’d say so. They way she laughed when he said “ooh JESUS!” Just shows how much she has to put up with. Still following the breadcrumbs leading to the absolute lunatic that she married.
@TairyHesticles
10 жыл бұрын
On a Stegosaurus hahahahaha
@Jay2cool1
10 жыл бұрын
Hippie on a Stegosaurus, holy shit that is probably one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
@Wargoat6
8 жыл бұрын
Nia's voice is hot
@Zach-Fetters
7 жыл бұрын
Wargoat6 whoa show some respect
@theinternet1424
7 жыл бұрын
Yeah man, show some respect, don't fucking compliment her voice!
@johndoe-mn2zs
7 жыл бұрын
Wargoat6 ew....
@Crawlerjamie
7 жыл бұрын
Wargoat6 wrong it's feministy and cunty
@McShane1996
4 жыл бұрын
I love how Nia always laughs at Bills "Oh Jesus" 😂
@TheScribe1.0
Жыл бұрын
How can you not laugh? It’s funny as hell.
@coolworx
10 жыл бұрын
Halleluiah! Fk Bill, you ARE hilarious. No wonder Nia is with you. (Laughing is so close to climax)
@Zach-Fetters
7 жыл бұрын
Noah Namey weird you would say any of that
@coolworx
7 жыл бұрын
zachf No it isn't.
@defaultname7685
7 жыл бұрын
Noah Namey yeah it kind of is bro lol
@DadsBlackFinger
9 жыл бұрын
The "I will" at the end was fucking sexy...
@farhanj123
7 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr is the type of funny where you punch yourself because you're laughing so hard! I freakin respect the hell outta this man!
@drewdrewski6278
11 жыл бұрын
..........they're both going to wearing sweaters..........fuck me that's funny!!
@MeadFan
4 жыл бұрын
I'd tell the friend these valid points: "If a god exists, yet he lets child molestation occur in his place of worship, what good is he?" "The fact that you attend the catholic church suggests that you support what they do, including child molestation. So if you're going to remain catholic, you don't get to stick your nose in other people's business, and yet not address your own issues within the criminal organization you attend on a weekly basis." "Clean up your own yard first. You don't get to pretend that your catholic church has the moral high-ground when every bit of evidence shows that they DON'T"
@XTheSpartanX7
5 жыл бұрын
"He had a long beard and cured a leapor, you guys can't do that so you better give us some moneeeeeyyyyyy....... AAALLLEEELUUUJAHHH !!!" I am in tears fellas.
@polemic9029
8 жыл бұрын
these two are perfect for each other. i want a woman as incredible and mature as her.
@MrBadApple999
7 жыл бұрын
Mature..lol
@PhysIXjuk3
7 жыл бұрын
Polemic Kappa
@ClaversOdhiamboArt
4 жыл бұрын
Well...are you as funny as Bill?
@shelk107
4 жыл бұрын
Simp
@SoulWeasel69
4 жыл бұрын
@@shelk107 how original
@Eltalstro
5 жыл бұрын
"Because you're both gonna be wearing sweaters and singing, Hallelujah, haaal le luuuu jaaah!"
@Drenwickification
3 жыл бұрын
6:35 lmao this is one of my favouriter bill moments, the build up and execution and responsse from nia are all perfect
@godKiller.369
Жыл бұрын
Ooogalah boogalaaag give us your moooneyyyy! 😂
@boogernights1
9 жыл бұрын
LMFAO "OH. WHY DON'T YOU PRAY FOR ME?"
@_jadori_175
6 жыл бұрын
7:00 had me in tears omg that was too funny!!!
@sangredelic
4 жыл бұрын
I always skip the guest podcasts but I'll always listen when Nia's on. Bill just doesn't interview people well, he cuts people off and dominates the conversation. He's just that quick. It's very sweet that Nia and him get along so well. I also like it when he rambles though so I wouldn't want Nia to be on 100% but she does give good advice and she's funny.
@donnal.carlkuchinski1394
5 жыл бұрын
always have "Shout At The Devil" playing....lol!
@ConstantChinner
10 жыл бұрын
2000 years from now I wonder if people will STILL be waiting for the mythical Yeshua.
@motelghost477
8 жыл бұрын
+Constant Chinner Mythical only in your bitter little mind. Christ is the eternal Lord God.
@ConstantChinner
8 жыл бұрын
Carole Johnson Mythical in reality. Keep believing in bronze age fairy tales! Good luck with that.
@GRiMHOLDx
8 жыл бұрын
+Constant Chinner As long as the human mind exists... Religion will exist.
@rad4life1
8 жыл бұрын
+Constant Chinner After then? Maybe not. I always say give humanity another 1000 years to sort this shit out and put religion on the back shelves of history.
@mobus1603
8 жыл бұрын
Prolly, but Yeshua will just be a chromed out robot or something.
@dCa991
7 жыл бұрын
Spread. The word. Of God.
@Peahulk
11 жыл бұрын
Nia's "oh jesus" made me bust man. Holy shit.
@dirkthedaring5131
4 жыл бұрын
Eww...
@IndependentGeorge76
11 жыл бұрын
Haha they have such a cool vibe together
@howlbigbadwolf
13 жыл бұрын
OMG Nia said his First Name like some kinda of School Teacher who just caught him doing something bad "WILLIAM BURR" classic
@Rangerscott69
12 жыл бұрын
Ha. Bass mouth. I'll have to squeeze that into a conversation.
@zack_iam
4 жыл бұрын
1:50 Nia coming in with the "oh jeeshesh" is fucking hilarious.
@samuelrusso4304
6 жыл бұрын
That ending was godlike.
@RashtaEinthisB
2 жыл бұрын
This is why bill is my favorite comedian 7:00 LMFAO
@MikeDeFi
13 жыл бұрын
"jesus is comin back, and this time, he's not fuckin around. he's buying in to the rapture; that this hippie is gonna come back on a stegosaurus and just start killing people." pure gold
@ThaKoalaKing
12 жыл бұрын
Hippie on a stegosaurus, LMAO.
@Charlie_Alpha_Lima
5 жыл бұрын
Jesus is coming back and this time he's not fucking around 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Bluecorner67
6 жыл бұрын
Nia: This is why you're going to hell Bill: OH! Why don't you pray for me?
@SlapDatCow
11 жыл бұрын
I really love Bill and Nia doing the podcast together they make such a good hosting pair! too funny when she said ooooo jesus!
@scottsnbatalk3447
6 жыл бұрын
I go to church and I find this hilarious, I refuse to wear a sweater to church
@louduva9849
7 жыл бұрын
'Bass mouth'. LOL!
@MENofMAYHEM6593
7 жыл бұрын
Oh you want to talk about filled up...
@PrivateAckbar
13 жыл бұрын
I get creepy texts like that from my religious mates every Christmas.
@mightymoeish
7 жыл бұрын
WILLIAM BURR
@dkennell998
11 жыл бұрын
They're such a sweet couple. Lol.
@Louisjsmith
3 жыл бұрын
This sounds exactly like my god damn uncle 😁🍺✌
@ermaandlee4eva
13 жыл бұрын
nia sounds like a black women go head bill no wonder she puts him in his place!!!lol
@geordangundelfinger8922
6 жыл бұрын
We're both gonna be wearing sweaters.
@Louisjsmith
3 жыл бұрын
Hallelujah 🤣
@Louisjsmith
3 жыл бұрын
Hallelujah
@scarecrow814023
12 жыл бұрын
No, but she makes Billiam funnier, and provides the comedic device; 'Straight Man'. She is no comedian, but sure makes the show better for me.
@tanyas672
11 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!
@ThatGuyNicho
3 жыл бұрын
Nia's impression of Bill's "Oh Jeyzuz..." was absolutely hillarious :D
@jeminni19
11 жыл бұрын
LMFAO......oh speaking of filled up.... hahah too funny!
@OreoCookie29
11 жыл бұрын
She's a broad, chick, dame, shelia, lass, and not too bad.
@ralphlopez3077
3 жыл бұрын
Comb over lol
@TheScribe1.0
3 жыл бұрын
0:09 - 1:50 Ooh Jeezus!
@CarrotFlowers421
4 жыл бұрын
Goddamn she's so adorable. Keep her dude!
@heminator89
7 жыл бұрын
I just realized that this podcast might have been the genesis of Bill's religion bit he did on I'm Sorry you feel this way. Awesome!
@howard0howard0
6 жыл бұрын
Woooooo,Jesus~
@arupian666
12 жыл бұрын
You're spot on, She totally makes the podcast better. The way she and Bill bounce things off each other is completely entertaining.
@Crawlerjamie
7 жыл бұрын
I neededbills advice when this shot was uploaded
@supone
13 жыл бұрын
Hallelujah!
@maximillianosaben
5 жыл бұрын
Bill singing hallelujah made my laugh so hard I almost tripped into the street in front of a taxi.
@sparky7718
11 жыл бұрын
She calls him William when he's naughty !
@smoothoperator32
3 жыл бұрын
Oh jeeezus
@MIngalls
12 жыл бұрын
jesus is gonna come back riding a stegasaurus!! hahahaha holy shit that was funny.
@soundunbound
11 жыл бұрын
I love Bill and Nia, what a great pair.
@Frank-gf3hp
6 жыл бұрын
That was fucking amazing
@Maxenificant
12 жыл бұрын
Nia is fuckin' great! And Bill imitates her so frickin' well!
@maaudioman
5 жыл бұрын
legend
@dll2z
7 жыл бұрын
One of the best clips from the MMPC I've listen to!
@awsambdaman
7 жыл бұрын
i had this EXACT same situation happen to me
@tazepat001
5 жыл бұрын
Jesus is coming back and this time hes not fucking around.
@ii121
12 жыл бұрын
Lmao, Nia + Bill is the best shit on the podcast.
@mm3nrx
4 жыл бұрын
God in his infinite wisdom told me I don't need to believe as I will go back to the mothership with all the other sky fairies
@hjojo1
5 жыл бұрын
I'll tell ya whats fuckin' sacred, toots
@misterkiki9817
3 жыл бұрын
I had a very similar experience with a friend, he came out of jail and he was a full blown Christian, he wouldn't shut up about it, - Did you know that Jesus said that blah blah blah blih bloh bleh depidapatappitac... I felt like a hostage, he was SO involved and so passionate about it, I just couldn't bring myself to tell him that he was being annoying, eventually I just told him that I had my own beliefs and that was it.
@blackghost1791
11 жыл бұрын
sounds like the greatest sitcom of all time lol
@Hrollief1
11 жыл бұрын
"OOHHHH, why don't you pray for me!" lmao
@tracystephens5014
5 жыл бұрын
Sweaters & singing songs & the priest up there..God knows what he did.. pretty gay Bill lmao!!! Toots! Lol!
@michaelsanchez8519
3 жыл бұрын
“Oohhhh Jesus” is so fun to say. Every time I say it I have a great laugh. Like when someone fucks up at work, “oohhh Jesus”. 😂
@Restayvien
12 жыл бұрын
@mindstormsabrewin No worries and thanks for the apology. You don't need to apologise for your feelings like you say, everyone's entitled to them. But it's important to remember that not everyone is aware of your circumstances and it's not all religion or all religious people are responsible for how you have been treated, but the people who treated you that way. The responsibility is theirs!.Religious people haven't done me many favours either, but then neither have atheists.
@StuartHerrington
5 жыл бұрын
That last line killed me.
@johnangel4457
3 жыл бұрын
Oh jeezuuuss to funny 👍👍😂😂😂😂
@Katarinarabbit
Жыл бұрын
I’ll tell ya what’s sacred: *football*
@94leonidas
8 жыл бұрын
This is pure gold.
@MetallicaRocksss
7 жыл бұрын
''I'm sorry, what were you saying?'' Fucking killed me
@Restayvien
12 жыл бұрын
@mindstormsabrewin For the record I might be a Christian but I think Bill Burr is awesome. I didn't just come here to troll the comments lol.
@Wyowanderer
11 жыл бұрын
It's supposed to be funny. You know, the way everyone who writes in signs their letter "GFYS". It wasn't that clear, but intended to be funnaaay...
@elliesings9508
4 жыл бұрын
"Jesus is coming back, and this time he's not fucking around'" 😅
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