As a small boy I lived in Glasgow and my father once took me to see a Rangers match (after a couple of visits to see Queens Park - Hampden Park was near to us). My father had no liking for football and no knowledge of the inter-city rivalry between Rangers and Celtic (and I clearly was not much better as far as knowledge was concerned). Because of this - this was just after Christmas/New Year - I took with me a pair of plastic opera glasses I'd been given then and was playing with them on the train which was the last part of our journey to Ibrox. Lucky that I did, because a man on the train gently pointed out to my Dad and me that it probably wasn't a good idea to go to Ibrox with opera glasses coloured in bright green and white.
@lindsay8845
Жыл бұрын
Fantastic...my first job, as a 15yr old was selling the pies and bovril at Ibrox, Rangers fc. It was absolute hell. in those days, Ally mccoist was a striker and Terry butcher captain. .
@pauljones5278
6 жыл бұрын
The greatest stand up of all times hands down
@TheBundleofkent
2 жыл бұрын
Nah, Pryor has the edge over everybody
@tonybmw5785
8 жыл бұрын
Not heard this in years and although I knew the punch lines I still spat a mouth full of tea all over my monitor. Genius!
@smoog
7 жыл бұрын
Tony BMW me as well. my parents had this album when I was a kid. I know the punchline by heart but I still laugh my ass off when I hear Billy say it. He had perfect comic timing.
@michaelcarrera1
13 жыл бұрын
This guy is such a legend. Love him!
@ScotticusErroticus
14 жыл бұрын
@youtubeviewer7030
3 жыл бұрын
absolute classic i got this on his album called the pick of billy conolly it cracked me up then stil cracks me up now love it
@I.B.Rox1962
3 ай бұрын
A true classic (and one of numerous)… “jobbie” was all it took, knew it would be brilliant! “Jobbie Weecha” was my initiation to The Big Gin (c’mon at least as good as “Glas We Gin”)!
@alexdickson8688
11 жыл бұрын
I met Billy 20+ years ago was magic then and still is today
@BrianDgreat123
14 жыл бұрын
Haha I love the Growling noise he makes... It sounds like the old British constable guy on all the movies.
@Spiderwebsider
14 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the time I took a scouse mate to see Liverpool v West Ham at Upton Park back in 81. Liverpool scored and he jumped up and punched the air wildly, shouting "YES" as he did so. The words were scarcely out of his mouth when he realised that the entire ground was silent except for him. If looks could kill... We ended up having to sneak out before the end of the match because he genuinely feared for his safety.
@deanocfc21
14 жыл бұрын
he is one of a dying breed, brilliant!!!
@PlankofWood1
14 жыл бұрын
That is my favourite punchline ever.
@cheapseat
9 жыл бұрын
"Put it onnnnnnnnnn...." kills me everytime.
@AdrianJenkin
3 жыл бұрын
One of my favourite all time routines and the reason why I thought to start drinking vegemite on bloody cold days.
@jcoutts10
14 жыл бұрын
5:40.... I laughed sooooooo hard!!!! hahaha Billy Connolly is by FAR the best!!
@kikibooboos
5 жыл бұрын
Fuckin legend Billy! Still one of my favourite jokes of all time
@7507turbo36back
11 жыл бұрын
Somethings are just timeless - Superb!
@ianmclean8953
7 жыл бұрын
I think that's the point he's making, that this humour can appeal to millions of supporters of both sides of any derby clash anywhere in the world. They will appreciate the humour and maybe even take a little look at themselves. Personally, I like Arsenal and Rangers, but rivalries aside, I think deep down we'd all feel a bit of a loss if that opposition wasn't there anymore. There'd be other games of course, but something would be lost in the banter etc. Peace to all and merry Christmas.
@jasmoran66
6 жыл бұрын
What a closing line. Top notch.
@Jamesofhull
15 жыл бұрын
this is brilliant!!!!!! pure genius!!!!!!!
@elcape67
9 жыл бұрын
one of my favourite jokes of Billy C...
@erikgronneberg7545
3 жыл бұрын
The greatest stand up ever!
@danw1374
14 жыл бұрын
i got this on cassette legendary
@haveland
16 жыл бұрын
best punchline ever :D
@robertbiggins3693
8 жыл бұрын
Billy king of stand up s
@user-wp5ix9hy8c
4 ай бұрын
Billy tells funny stories I think he's absolutely Fantastic thanks Billy ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@Dalmaik
14 жыл бұрын
I bloody love this.
@kaystuart8851
Жыл бұрын
A belter
@Sutemi
13 жыл бұрын
Pretty much the same has happened to me...I went to see a tv-match in a bar. Brazil national team was playing and the bar was in Minas Gerais, in the heart of Brazil. I had put on the colours of my homecountry (white n blue), but I forgot that they are also the colours of Argentina...
@top40researcher31
2 жыл бұрын
Bovril is the trademarked name of a thick and salty meat extract paste similar to a yeast extract, developed in the 1870s by John Lawson Johnston.
@allansouthern7332
11 ай бұрын
BRILLIANT
@traceurpaul
14 жыл бұрын
amazing
@TheJpf79
Жыл бұрын
The "Transcript" for this is hilarious.
@jonlongstandup
14 жыл бұрын
Stand up at it's best!
@TheDex1978
13 жыл бұрын
VERY GOOD!!!!
@xela952
15 жыл бұрын
Im a rangers supporter but that was bloody hilarious xD thanks for uploading this video
@steverussell1000
13 жыл бұрын
Even though I could see the punch line comming it's still funny. Billy Connolly could make the weather funny though.
@mrp3930
2 ай бұрын
never fails to make me laugh this story
@MarkLowrie-jn2hw
6 ай бұрын
The big man ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@tartanarab5
16 жыл бұрын
Genius.
@willgillies5670
9 жыл бұрын
Go n get me a Bovril!
@RonnieThunderpeen
11 жыл бұрын
Yup, that's the message he's tryin to get across.
@xellestar
15 жыл бұрын
It's a shame you didn't capture the video, half of billy's performance is visual. Still a funny piece!
@biggic2004
2 жыл бұрын
When you close your eyes, you can see him anyways. 😉
@topmangaz
16 жыл бұрын
Put it Onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
@foiran
13 жыл бұрын
All these years I never knew why my da had bovril in the cupboard, never knew what it was. Now I know
@gordonmcveigh5302
2 жыл бұрын
just love this joke , .... thanks billy
@jtb3657
Жыл бұрын
King of Comedy? Yes.. that's the Big Yins title.
@MrSnozberry
15 жыл бұрын
Haha..That was genius!!
@RICKYMDOGG
15 жыл бұрын
awesome punchline there
@zeldagoblin
16 жыл бұрын
Haven't you heard? Video killed the radio star! ;-)
@FunLuvinBhoy
12 жыл бұрын
We're still pishin' in their Bovril.!
@mooseylad
15 жыл бұрын
am a rangers fan but a love big billy the mans a glega legend
@charles996
7 жыл бұрын
Billy at his prime...can be applied to Man U/Man C and Linfield/Glentoran
@yobrotherofut
13 жыл бұрын
@nCrazed Thanks! Though still having a hard time understanding that phrase...
@TAKENnameARGH
16 жыл бұрын
Radio hasn't gone anywhere! Not as long as there'r cars anyway...
@Radioclash971
3 жыл бұрын
He is the number one, and the second best is far far far away...
@emanboogie
11 жыл бұрын
if you don't get billy connolly, try harder 'cause you're missing out.
@matt_corbett
5 жыл бұрын
Can someone tell me the album this was on and year of release please.. ty in advance kind people.
@shaynbrain
15 жыл бұрын
Billy!!! 8D
@IIIxRaMbOxIII
15 жыл бұрын
up tha gers
@sheffking
15 жыл бұрын
fukin brilliant gag. one of the best
@stinkymonkeyman
15 жыл бұрын
HOOPS HOOPS HOOPS!!!!
@Wiser72
14 жыл бұрын
@lironlww No. Glasgow Rangers from the Scottish Premier League. Queens Park Rangers are from London and play in the English Championship League (old second division.)
@thomasjones2415
8 жыл бұрын
Iam A Rangers Fan But I Love Billy Conolly Best Ever Comedian I Wood Love 2 Go And See Him Live This A Great Joke,
@flaviamilani1927
6 жыл бұрын
Thomas Jones and the
@nita176
13 жыл бұрын
ROFLMAO Not heard this for a while Still makes me laugh
@CelticCanuck4
15 жыл бұрын
HAIL HAIL THE CELTS ARE HERE
@Taua
15 жыл бұрын
CELTIC!
@messiahofrock666
15 жыл бұрын
it had a jobby in it. PUT IT ON!
@chifley1947
11 жыл бұрын
albert kidd a saint
@mohanicus
3 жыл бұрын
"GO GET ME A BOVRIL"...
@NSFMW
14 жыл бұрын
hillarious.....can anyone tell me what show this is....i'm also looking for the bit where he had a medical check up....
@BillDFC
14 жыл бұрын
@theramman2795 Thanks for cementing my observations.
@CasperLD
7 жыл бұрын
This is very similar to Jasper Carrots "Football Match" story
@Frilledgish
13 жыл бұрын
Fucking awesome joke, love the build up.
@Huibon71288
12 жыл бұрын
@NewAccountFFS So true.
@4exgold
Ай бұрын
Hey ya Orange..... Have summa that, ya Fenian... 😄😄😄
@craigramsay53
13 жыл бұрын
bloody priceless...could just as well a been about Hearts-Hibs too eh...
@Caddellgolfingtours
12 жыл бұрын
Brill Billy brill bob fay coatbridge
@KareemPilot
14 жыл бұрын
@fionndan I definitely plan to take a trip over there one of these days, its very important to me. And yes I'm green! Thanks for the informative response too, i appreciate it! and yes, Billy Connolly is a hilarious man
@craigramsay53
13 жыл бұрын
@F12Y14N25 The Edinburgh version of Glasgow's Old Firm rivalry,,,
@KareemPilot
14 жыл бұрын
@CoplandNutter thats kind of what I figured... Im of 100% Irish ancestry but Im from America, so I've only heard the Ireland-based viewpoint from older relatives... so I was merely guessing that similar issues are involved with the Glascgow situation, like Northern Ireland... apparantley fionndan disagrees, but Id like to hear his perspective as I get the impression he's from up there
@irishchrisc
15 жыл бұрын
You are right. You and I seem to be the only ones without blinkers, on in the comment section,
@freekicking85
13 жыл бұрын
@jamiewilden it's the way he tells it. Ive heard people tell this story in the office where i work. Its not very funny. Most of his jokes arn't hilarious, but billy connolly is an amazing story teller and can make a lot of stuff funny. Its what makes him an amazing comedian.
@hollypimp
15 жыл бұрын
CELTIC
@TraveltheRedRoad
12 жыл бұрын
@ NewAccountFFS I'd be interested to see where within the doctrines of Roman Catholicism or any branch of the Protestant denominations that demonstrate this notion that people are led to follow a football team as a means of enriching there spiritual lives.
@craigramsay53
13 жыл бұрын
@F12Y14N25 I still haven't gotten over 85 season for the Jamtarts-- 27 match unbeaten streak, Hearts have 5 starters sick with flu for final match, lose 0-2 to flippin' Dundee while St Mirren take a 5 goal dive to give Celtic the title on the last day of the season...have won a couple of Cups since then but they'll never get over the gazillion quid payrolls at Ibrox and Celtic Park eh...
@sebbonski007
14 жыл бұрын
BOVRIL, now go an get me one.
@GBXS
14 жыл бұрын
@AlexCottrell I'm happy another Dutchman watched this video.
@MiniLemmy
Жыл бұрын
Legendary anecdote! The funniest man on the planet in his heyday, now unfortunately a not-as-funny grumpy old man
@MaIcoImZieI
15 жыл бұрын
Red Star Belgrade - Glasgow Rangers CONNECTION BROTHERS!!
@m1ll10n1977
13 жыл бұрын
@DayDreamAscent well said
@MythMiles
14 жыл бұрын
Thanks. And I'll leave the shoe.
@donegallad91
14 жыл бұрын
What show is this from?
@F12Y14N25
13 жыл бұрын
@craigpei no I don't I am english but I know the spl teams I want someone other than glasgow to win one day...
@JesusSuckedGayPenis
13 жыл бұрын
He looks like god in the thumbnail.
@stupot205
15 жыл бұрын
hear hear
@asda921
15 жыл бұрын
mon the deessssssssss
@LeFantasyEU
10 жыл бұрын
My dad told me once a guy from Orange walk walked into rabs bar (the biggest celtic bar in glasgow) asking for directions, may i say more?
@littleducky987
10 жыл бұрын
Yes you may as the Orange walk is something Celtic supporters and Roman Catholics do so they would probably give him directions
@vitruvianmind3570
10 жыл бұрын
Little ducky Aye alright.
@DACHRONIKDISTRIBUTER
6 жыл бұрын
Talk about coincidence, im a Celtic fan from Australia and my name is Rabs. Had no idea of the bar. Ill have to go one day
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