The day this man leaves Earth will be the saddest day in its history,no other comedian can touch this man. Utter legend
@velvet181velvet5
2 жыл бұрын
Bonoscot Very true words my friend x He is happy now, which is so good
@josefk1980
2 жыл бұрын
George Carlin was just as funny, just a very different style.
@TopBananna
2 жыл бұрын
@@josefk1980 Carlin was a fantastic comedian , the Big yin has no equal.
@mrmarmellow555
Жыл бұрын
AY😭 It WAS⛰️🙏RIP🙏🏞️🏴👼🇹🇻👼
@ConsciousWealthGenerators
Жыл бұрын
Agree with you there
@redrust3
4 ай бұрын
This was from almost 40 years ago, and it’s still cracks me up!
@joerego2189
10 ай бұрын
The tears ran down me legs! Billy keeps me in stitches with his standup, singing and acting! Probably one of the greatest the UK produced!
@AM-jw2kq
11 ай бұрын
"And then the smell came" 🤣I'm in pain laughing. Billy, I just adore you 💗
@davidburns1193
2 жыл бұрын
As i sit watching this 4 minute clip my eyes are streaming, there are many comedians who seem to have gone down the same path of story telling but no one can do it like Billy, absolute legend 👏 👏👏👏👏
@lannyheinemann5810
Жыл бұрын
It will be a very sad day, when he leaves this earth. He’s right there with Robin Williams.
@irbennett
29 күн бұрын
Doesn't anybody have tissues, to stop their eyes streaming.
@jongerrie5536
5 жыл бұрын
I remember when my parents used to watch this guy 40 years ago. We even had tapes (the old tdk). I must have been 5 or 6 so I got used to listening and watching thr 'The Big Yin' To this day I've never seen a funnier guy. Billy will always have a place in my heart. Love him
@edithbannerman4
11 ай бұрын
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
@SloppySlapper86
4 жыл бұрын
I'm currently in a cafe, crying with laughter and everyone looking at me - and I couldn't give a damn. My god that's funny!
@irbennett
29 күн бұрын
Doesn't anybody on this site have tissues.
@brianbadonde6757
5 жыл бұрын
Possibly the funniest and most relatable comedian ever to walk the planet. Thanks Billy - hope you remember my Dad from school!
@TheSaneHatter
Жыл бұрын
Every bit as breathtakingly funny (literally) as it was when I was 14 years old.
@tc1uscg65
6 жыл бұрын
Billy is the bomb. Love all his appearances. Live long.
@gtaylor331
6 жыл бұрын
God bless you Billy. My dream was to go on holiday for a week or two, find a cottage in Scotland, with my little Jack Russell. Go in winter, a walking holiday. Go walking, find a pub in the middle on nowhere. It would be snowing or at the very least raining. We would go in, a roaring fire, there we would find Billy, entertaining people, by just talking, telling stories. If heaven exists, it would be just like that. God bless you Billy.
@Diana-yr8wp
4 жыл бұрын
You’d be disappointed then, he used to frequent my local country pub, was so foul mouthed and loud all the locals fucking hated him!
@Rybo-Senpai
4 жыл бұрын
@@Diana-yr8wp says more aboot your local than anything else cos everyone else things he's fucking hilarious
@alanbbrady8196
2 жыл бұрын
@@Rybo-Senpai Probably Milngavie where the Golfers hog the bar and have their Volvo's all parked ootside.
@mrfreeland123
2 жыл бұрын
At the very least raining ? Its scotland ,I'll bet ma hoose it's raining
@genokemp2433
2 жыл бұрын
@@Diana-yr8wp My god 🤦♂️ id pay ££££££ to be sat in that bar if true 🤣
@aanunkitch2426
2 жыл бұрын
Windswept and interesting. 💕 This man forever
@tombranch2261
6 жыл бұрын
When he made that noise, I absolutely lost it, had to pause this video multiple times because i was laughing so hard I could not breath.
@MeBeCreepy
10 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, my grandma just showed me this and my throat hurts from laughing so much
@ISS2010
3 жыл бұрын
ONLY Billy Connoly could have made this joke so funny. It was a miracle he and no one else was right on the spot to witness what he describes. In a First Class cabin because this is a first class joke.
@rickitickidicki
11 жыл бұрын
I love how he says squirrel. I still laugh after all of the time that has past since this was first aired.
@tangobango9653
5 жыл бұрын
Billy is 76 now & still funny as all hell.
@MrRandomcommentguy
4 жыл бұрын
Billy Connolly is great, the long buildup to the joke, the release of the anticipation. Brilliant.
@mickeydiver17
10 жыл бұрын
So fucking funny as usual, wonder where he wandered off & came back to it 2 hours later when everybody has forgotten the joke/story he was telling in the 1st place (he is the master of that art) :- )
@tonygloster8829
4 жыл бұрын
Billy Connolly one of the greatest comedians ever always great entertainment from him !! an evening in his company must be fantastic a very very very funny man 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@tonydean33
10 жыл бұрын
One of the best from the best!
@lindafields4613
7 жыл бұрын
This is a stand up comedian I would gladly go to see and hear. Yes; I'm from America.
@MrStuartFord
3 жыл бұрын
thanks for letting everyone know you're from America - not enough of you do that.
@KiwiHelpgeek
6 жыл бұрын
Billy is such a brilliant comedian!
@grem458
15 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this years ago on HBO. I literally laughed so hard I couldn't breathe.
@djinconroe
2 жыл бұрын
Same here. It's a testament to his amazing storytelling ability that of all the fart stories I've heard over the years this one I could remember almost word for word.
@georgemcmillan9172
4 жыл бұрын
This has to be my alltime favorite Billy Connolly joke! I saw his standup live, and when I heard him do this joke, I damned near pissed myself laughing! To the point I couldn't breathe!!!
@edithbannerman4
11 ай бұрын
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
@crocodylus73
12 жыл бұрын
Giggling uncontrollably with tears streaming down my face!
@tingdzinkochu
8 жыл бұрын
'Don't inhale, you'll get cancer!" LOL
@NVArt001
5 жыл бұрын
Billy Connolly is absolutely brilliant!
@SarahlovesSerge
4 жыл бұрын
I LOST it at "it sounded like cloth tearing"
@octaviobumble5245
3 жыл бұрын
Me too, the errol flynn analogy was hilariously accurate
@francesbaldwin2526
9 күн бұрын
The best comedian to live. The only person to have my jaws ache.
@normturner4849
6 жыл бұрын
The duck noise at the end got me❗️👏🏽😆
@alan5426
11 жыл бұрын
Billy is the absolute best. What a funny man he is.
@user-nt1xz6qn8x
4 күн бұрын
Hillarious the woman in the audience the tears of laughter running down her face.
@catey62
10 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness.sitting here laughing my arse off with tears rolling down my cheeks..that is hilarious !! :-D
@trynsurviven2440
5 жыл бұрын
I needed a good laugh. Billy is one one the best.
@richardcurrie4038
8 жыл бұрын
The bit where he says about Errol Flynn jumping at the sail with a knife is Billy en pointe. He sets the image in your head before filling in the gaps. You know what he's going to say before he gets there, but he teases you with visuals and pantomime and when it finally comes it's just pure magic.
@jwrobin21
5 жыл бұрын
The film was CAPTAIN BLOOD.
@1954pc1
5 жыл бұрын
@@jwrobin21 yep Peter Currie
@bayadere8308
2 жыл бұрын
@@jwrobin21 Close, but no cigar. It was Douglas Fairbanks in The Black Pirate, 1926.
@jwrobin21
2 жыл бұрын
@@bayadere8308 WRONG. The Black Pirate 1926 was a SILENT film so I don't see how any sound could be heard (or am I suddenly being silly as per usual?)
@bayadere8308
2 жыл бұрын
@@jwrobin21 I didn't say that any sound could be heard. But you can imagine it, yes?
@777soulfly
2 жыл бұрын
The best storyteller of my generation!
@paulorchard7960
Жыл бұрын
Got into a service lift at an international airport when I was doing some work there with a trolley of tools and bits! A young sweetheart departed the lift with a huge smile and nod as I pushed my gear in, when the door closed my god, what had that girl been eating!😅
@michaelkoloc-jx6kv
11 ай бұрын
I really, really want this on dvd!!❤😂
@271hemi
15 жыл бұрын
This brought a fair amount of tears to my eyes and a whole lot of pain to my sides. LOL
@benjaminparkinson5255
24 күн бұрын
He is absolutely beautiful legend
@alexbannatyne6851
3 жыл бұрын
One day this man the funniest man on earth wont be here THAT day should be a day iof mourning for the UK
@charlesclarke7073
3 жыл бұрын
Alex Bannatyne the godfather
@VisionTheLyricalOne
3 жыл бұрын
Billy Connolly is from Scotland buddy not UK
@alexbannatyne6851
3 жыл бұрын
@@VisionTheLyricalOne POh right Buddy and when did Scotland stop being in the UK? ;)
@irbennett
29 күн бұрын
I can just see the prime minister announcing that.
@DelcoRanz93
9 жыл бұрын
I'm dying, This was hilarious, especially the way he described the fart.
@jamesodonnell3905
4 жыл бұрын
Hey that fart is common your not alone if it happens too you.Bless you Billy for sharing it ,!!
@franceshorton918
11 ай бұрын
I wish it had gone on to the end.... wanted to hear how he ended that wonderful riff 😂😂 xx
@sambeach2726
3 жыл бұрын
Only ever saw him once in Melbourne. Great show. He’s not well. Bless you Billy.
@dilara8
8 жыл бұрын
The way he explained the story WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS.
@mojo76
7 жыл бұрын
Dilara Ç You should come to Glasgow😉
@dilara8
7 жыл бұрын
MrWho76 Is that his accent? Sounds bloody beautiful.
@TheLearningLounge
2 жыл бұрын
OMG, couldn't stop laughing. Brilliant. Played it a few times now after a rough day. Hilarious.
@deborahwatson5159
3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant as Ever Big Yin, thanks for making my day and Stay Safer Today, XX
@jorgefernandez-mv8hu
2 жыл бұрын
That was so funny. Tears coming down my eyes. What a way to tell a story.
@wildlifewarrior2670
Жыл бұрын
That was the smell of the fart made your eyes tear
@rateyesmertz3785
2 жыл бұрын
OH Billy-------scat humor you the best. That sail ripping fartsound is right up there with the "wee jobbie" at the shipyard.
@bkingk8
9 жыл бұрын
the man is a riot
@Rufus2468
11 жыл бұрын
I am crying and I think I just developed abs. Thanks Bill!
@barryphillips7327
7 жыл бұрын
NO doubt he is a brilliant comedian!!
@edithbannerman4
11 ай бұрын
@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?
@Rodwin1980
3 жыл бұрын
Mah EYES WERE BURNING!! THE PAINT WAS CHANGIN COLORS! *crying*
@Stu-SB
6 жыл бұрын
Billy tells a great story !
@089Simone
6 жыл бұрын
I think you might have been sitting next to my dad on that flight 😂 You described him to a Tee
@haydnjames3424
4 жыл бұрын
The greatest story teller ever
@SCHEY101
6 жыл бұрын
Haha love how it's on the way to Australia. Great being from a Country where we love laughing at ourselves. Thanks Billy for that one. He mentioned Errol Flynn to make up for it.😂
@rayronald7269
2 жыл бұрын
Yip ,the police state it's now become is beyond hilarious.
@raymonddixon1609
3 жыл бұрын
Billy Billy you are the best and always will be, love ya mate.
@MayukhDewan
14 жыл бұрын
really brillllliant mate.... billy is the best ever..... i really wish he does more stand up shows now. thanks billy. u r a legend.
@karenbressler6187
7 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard and long I almost choked
@CarstenBauer
14 жыл бұрын
omg.. I havent laughed so hard in ages. Must go see him live when he comes back to Perth.
@Shazmuka
10 жыл бұрын
What do you mean, for a Scotsman? The Scots have some of the funniest comedians ever
@angelofretribution2161
10 жыл бұрын
LOL Is that ever true. My family is from Scotland...we're fucking hilarious. The witty comebacks come out like crazy lol. Get my brothers together and you'll be crying with laughter. One time, my brothers were travelling to deliver some products by Transport truck for our company. Our family ALWAYS had a thing for Tim Horton's and if you live in Canada or are familiar with the Company, you'd know why (For anyone who doesn't know, it's like Dunkin' Donuts of Canada). My oldest brother thought it would be hilarious to take an empty doughnut box and take a shit in it and surprise our other brother with it lol. So he got back to the truck with the "doughnut box" and said, "I left one for ya" lol did Zack ever get a surprise. Of course, not everyone would find that funny, but I was 10 years old and when they came back and told me that, I almost died in laughter lol
@shaneroper477
6 жыл бұрын
And my hair was blowing up like this...... LMAO! Oh shit that was a funny story!
@lindacurtis5524
7 ай бұрын
Love Billy so much
@craigturner8993
2 жыл бұрын
Billy Conolly, what a comic legend,, just brilliant😂😂
@reignman2263
10 жыл бұрын
I have never laughed so hard in my entire life when Billy uttered the words, "....and this man farted."
@neilangus4401
3 жыл бұрын
That's sad
@paulmartin3682
3 жыл бұрын
@@neilangus4401 No...what is sad is you replying to a seven year old comment
@neilangus4401
3 жыл бұрын
@@paulmartin3682 Why what's the difference between 7 years or 70 if it holds true
@paulmartin3682
3 жыл бұрын
@@neilangus4401 about 63 years
@jasonhuff7725
Жыл бұрын
I remember watching this on HBO and we fell off the couch laughing!
@clothilde1623
8 жыл бұрын
I'm not normally amused by toilet humour but that just made me laugh so hard I nearly coughed up a lung. Especially his rendition of the fart noise. Sweet Jesus.
@mojo76
7 жыл бұрын
Moloko The wee noise at the end is just brilliant😂
@rossmennie4903
6 жыл бұрын
Clothilde I actually did cough up a lung! Can’t get the damn thing back in. If I watch another Billy Connolly, I’ll just cough up the other one!
@themissdoir1235
6 жыл бұрын
hahahaha me too Clothilde
@Labjunkie83
6 жыл бұрын
Clothilde well we are delighted u enjoyed this toilet joke 👏🏻
@spence47
6 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, i know what you mean I 've just finished having a laughing fit after watching this.
@TheMattc2011
11 жыл бұрын
My eyes were burning!
@Hipppy1001
7 жыл бұрын
Can I watch this so many times and Still Not Laugh? 'I think Not'!! Haaaa
@comettamer
6 жыл бұрын
"Dont inhale, youll get cancer!" I died.
@louisewight4764
3 жыл бұрын
Being Scottish I’m lucky enough to have seen Billy live quite a few times. For something hysterical listen to The Crucifixion. You will be offended but you won’t care you will be crying so much with laughter.
@uppanadam
6 ай бұрын
To stand on stage in front of a group of strangers and tell a story to try and make them laugh is pure gold and art in itself!! LOL!!
@petehorrall4887
6 жыл бұрын
Very well done ..... I usually don't laugh at potty jokes but this made me tear up laughing so hard
@drewskidrewski8945
Жыл бұрын
This guy on the plane has to be related to my Great Dane 😂😂😂😂😂
@dan1305
14 жыл бұрын
Literally crying with laughter when he mentioned the other passengers thought he was farting out of his ear
@BilalHussainSoftware
7 жыл бұрын
oh my god im dyinggg LOOOOL "oh fk i thought the plane was on fire" LOOOL
@strutherhill
11 жыл бұрын
Many thanks for posting this - first time I'd seen it, although I'm a fan. Great story, Big Yin !
@marypelton6870
3 жыл бұрын
He is the funniest comedian I’ve ever seen
@geoff2373
6 ай бұрын
God love Billy he's the best all time comedian and always will be .even the up coming comedian's should be made to watch him.all the best billy
@Injudiciously
7 жыл бұрын
Now THATS how you do a FART joke!
@I-KNIGHT-OF-YOUTUBE-I
9 жыл бұрын
I nearly bust a gut after listenin to this.
@ianmonkton3578
5 жыл бұрын
Girl frend wanted im 49
@WrightsVintage
13 жыл бұрын
I just screamed laughing. This is the most i've laughed since i saw im talking about a colonoscopy.
@druss69harad61
3 жыл бұрын
Well watch more
@tavidracul678
11 жыл бұрын
i honestly can't stop watching this video. it's perfect xD
@Ronan53
7 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed so much for ever!
@yaron777
8 жыл бұрын
Billy is a genius
@michaelnaisbitt1639
8 жыл бұрын
There are two people who have mi dos on a different level to us. They make humor out of the weirdest things. Billy Connerly and Robin Williams. Sadly we have lost Robin let us cherish Billy while he is here. Absolutely hilarious
@TheSquonk
13 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh so hard that the back of my skull was sore. XD
@bolt339
9 жыл бұрын
No one, but no one, can make the mundane abso f#c+in'lutely hysterical like the #BigYin!
@toured87
15 жыл бұрын
I love at around 1:58 a woman screams in agony that shes laughing so hard
@UchihaOokami2596
13 жыл бұрын
I just couldnt stop laughing after he said.. And he curled up into a little ball.. Like squirrel.... XD
@ThefightingCelt
9 жыл бұрын
Like most Scots ( me included ) Billy Connolly always tells it as it is and gives not a jot , as he is fond of saying . If you laugh at a joke , it's funny. I have been laughing at Billy Connolly's jokes for decades !
@davidkirkwood6372
6 жыл бұрын
Haw haw he’s a joke
@jameslewis4697
5 жыл бұрын
Best comedian ever! Absolute legend!
@iga279
3 жыл бұрын
Billy and Benny Hill; the two greatest comedians I know
@beverlyhayshouston2770
7 жыл бұрын
Made me cry from laughing so hard!
@mrman2415
2 жыл бұрын
When he said "and then the smell came" I broke down in hysterics
@diana6772
2 жыл бұрын
This man is brilliant!! I’ve never laughed so hard in my life!! I’m not easily amused but this guy has me rolling!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
@JadisAmalthea
4 жыл бұрын
This. This is the single funniest comedy routine on the face of the Earth.
@WildlifeObsessed
3 жыл бұрын
Superb. Probably the best.
@judisaint3178
3 жыл бұрын
My stomach aches from laughing so hard. "And these fellas thought I was farting out of my left ear."
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