Powers: - Random amount of cash every day. - "They" can have sex with whoever they want. - Can expertly use chopsticks. - Able to fly. - You can be anyone you want. - You can live in any timeline you want. - You met Bill Murray and got an interesting story. - God of sex. - Compete control over Canada. - Receive $50,000 a month. Nerfs: - 1000 dogs chase you around the world. - Will never have a long lasting relationship. - 20% chance to forget about your birthday when mentioning it. - Chased by annoying goose while flying - If the person you are duplicating sees you you die. - If you change timelines, the previous one ceases to exist. - No one believes you met Bill Murray. - You can never feel pleasure and no one knows you exist. - Acoustic. - Encounter Eminem once a week. Overall You could probably take Sukuna - imitate Gojo while he's recovering, fly to Canada with Sukuna where you can control everything and have a goose and 1000 dogs waiting. Don't even need the Bill Murray story to beat the king of curses.
@lukalevi
4 ай бұрын
Perfect thank you 😌 Btw how’s my forehead looking?
@GoGo-ps7rc
4 ай бұрын
@@lukalevilooking like #####
@aliabdelhamid8058
4 ай бұрын
no one knows you exist makes most of the nerfs meaningless which makes it a positive for example: - If the person you are duplicating sees you you die - Will never have a long lasting relationship - No one believes you met Bill Murray - 20% chance to forget about your birthday when mentioning it -"Acoustic" -"Encounter Eminem once a week" maybe also works on these if you think no one includes animals: - Chased by annoying goose while flying - 1000 dogs chase you around the world so no disadvantages as far as i can see since we all know these aren't: - If you change timelines, the previous one ceases to exist - You can never feel pleasure and no one knows you exist if you are asking about "You can never feel pleasure " then i guess you never lived before
@aliabdelhamid8058
4 ай бұрын
@@GoGo-ps7rc yeah looking like "Gojo" 's forehead chap 261 is a good one congrats to "gojo" for coming back on another note i hope you don't disappoint us Yuta put that "body" of yours to good use
@Decaying_bacon
4 ай бұрын
@@lukalevi fat
@hippopotomostrosesquippeda5804
4 ай бұрын
Biding vows in JJK: Become a literal god of entropy but you won't be able to eat peanuts your entire life (you were allergic to it anyways) Devil contracts in CSM: You have a metabolic Lung Cancer for no reason but at least you have a single use ability to control the pizza crust with your mind (what?)
@flappyflap2693
4 ай бұрын
denji really only got the best contract in the series
@Ragna6765
4 ай бұрын
can´t believe maki used a binding vow to use 10 shadows in exchange for her melanin in 261
Luka is no longer Gojo but in fact Sukuna with all the binding vows he's making
@lognannasara6055
4 ай бұрын
Luka dont want any teenager to be inside him
@toro2812
4 ай бұрын
@@lognannasara6055Respect luka for not following the footsteps of his favorite musician, drake
@lognannasara6055
4 ай бұрын
@@toro2812 but since hes now Sukuna, he now enjoy being inside minor dudes. Preferably if said dudes is friends and also got no father
@Goob_Alert
4 ай бұрын
Please never change how you make videos. They feel so genuine with the low-effort (but still very high quality) powerpoints and the low editing.
@Wulk
4 ай бұрын
Gege ruined this man career so bad he became a gaming channel 😭
@Thecameramanfortheflash
4 ай бұрын
u not gon talk about 261 "gojo"
@notearthman794
4 ай бұрын
261 was so powerful gojo could feel the yuta coming inside him
@briyte7235
4 ай бұрын
We… we ain’t gotta talk bout that.
@itsofficiallypluto3670
4 ай бұрын
@@briyte7235😂😂😂😂😂😂
@lukalevi
4 ай бұрын
Monday. :(
@Roeliezek
4 ай бұрын
dog I don't want no frankenjo
@alkazarblack7266
4 ай бұрын
"Become god, but you only shits on 3:46 pm on raining sundays" type of vow
@heavens_best1905
4 ай бұрын
Whoever wrote the muslim question was malding when they wrote that shit
@seams4186
4 ай бұрын
They were cooking
@normalguy_1268
4 ай бұрын
@@seams4186cooking bologna , that question is WACK NO CAP .
@realhumanbean7915
4 ай бұрын
It reeks of Paul Joseph Watson dickrider energy.
@lodesun
4 ай бұрын
@@normalguy_1268 yes, poor innocent religious group that definitely didn't do anything wrong at all ever.
@normalguy_1268
4 ай бұрын
@@lodesun I think we found the guy that wrote that question 💀 The generalization and hypocrisy in this one is Crazy.
@strykeralpha9650
4 ай бұрын
bro scared of talking about 261
@CoolOkay_
4 ай бұрын
I see more people saying Gojo fans are upset about chapter 261 than Gojo fans actually being upset with 261, they seem content from what I saw
@cakeman4527
4 ай бұрын
@@CoolOkay_ I am a gojo fan and 261 was the last straw for me
@Sewibl
4 ай бұрын
@@cakeman4527I'm a Gojo fan and I'm honestly happy with it, Gojo had a great conclusion to his character and Yuta only being able to briefly utilize Gojo's abilities for a revenge match is dope
@cakeman4527
4 ай бұрын
@@Sewibl we got the answer that he's Gojo satoru because he was the strongest, no one saw him as a person, even Yuta thinks he's just some monster that now Yuta will become lmao, Gojo life amounted to nothing, his character is a joke
@NonAryanDuck
4 ай бұрын
Because Gojo fans are pretty much the monster hiding under these people's beds 😂😂😂😂@@CoolOkay_
@daniaalkhan4702
4 ай бұрын
Can't wait for the next chapter of JJK to start with a flashback of Luka making a binding vow with Sukuna
@nicksoria9299
4 ай бұрын
Using the JJK reference bait title is genius, I respect the hustle
@pbsuite
4 ай бұрын
Gotta stay 😂😂
@Zerix51
4 ай бұрын
11:36 I’m eating those one dollar bills like I’m geto eating curses
@jcp1296
4 ай бұрын
fr, it doesn't say you can't cook them and shit.
@Zerix51
4 ай бұрын
@@jcp1296 bruh I’m putting 100 1 dollar bills in a blender ez
@idiotpai3758
4 ай бұрын
Spend 400k dollars and thats 400 dollar bills u gotta eat. Think in the millions.
@yetrz
4 ай бұрын
@@idiotpai3758There are multiple methods to sanitize the dollar bills, after sanitization you shred them and insert them into your favorite dishes.
@Zerix51
4 ай бұрын
@@idiotpai3758 mmmm yummy 😋
@marcolucke7143
4 ай бұрын
bro played sukuna simulator
@CrackedStranger799
4 ай бұрын
Why tf does this have a translate to English button and why does it translate sukuna to foot
@landydot6296
4 ай бұрын
Venm diagram between people who pushed the deport muslims button and marry daughter button is a circle
@letsreadtextbook1687
4 ай бұрын
11:53 dude this is a pretty op binding vow. It's not getting $1,000, it's getting as much as you want without affecting the value of money! As for the money eating, you're rich, you can order freshly printed ones from bank (so there's minimal bacteria etc), chop thinly or blend it with food until it doesn't taste anything anymore, and for probably ink side effect etc you can just, idk, consume meds and vitamins? You're rich, you can afford ways to near-nullifies side effects.
@showkage
4 ай бұрын
Yea but like…. That stuff not cheap you’re Going to spend more than a thousand just on the meds alone im talking you would have be an insurance god with all benefits just to make it work but also depending what you’re life situation honestly you will have to live a pretty quiet (minecraftish) life the moment you buy a house ggs ooooorrrrrrrrrrr heres a cheat code have someone else spend the money
@koito3929
4 ай бұрын
Yuta made this video
@pbsuite
4 ай бұрын
Bro is in shambles 😂😂😂
@sonzolez4163
4 ай бұрын
This video was not made by the real Luka
@jeremiahjohnson4612
4 ай бұрын
Real luka died after shit talking Kyoto High
@sonzolez4163
4 ай бұрын
@@jeremiahjohnson4612 Kyoto high is a bum factory 🥱
@xanderlastname3281
4 ай бұрын
@@jeremiahjohnson4612who killed him? I doubt any of the mfs at Kyoto could pull it off 💀
@ClareAmel
4 ай бұрын
If you squint you can see the scars on his forehead
@sentientmustache8360
4 ай бұрын
It was made by Luka Okkotsu
@ABthenC
4 ай бұрын
3:02 I read that as "You have a 20% chance of forgetting your birthday every time you mention your birthday," not your skill with chopsticks.
@Gyattmaster78
3 ай бұрын
Was gonna comment this
@thatstorm_spectre
4 ай бұрын
Ngl this was the smartest clickbait I've ever seen
@ChillyDogs-aa
4 ай бұрын
I can't believe Yuta is exploring Luka's body 😟
@pbsuite
4 ай бұрын
Bro is in shambles 😂😂, bro is not making a video
@RedLordOfAlagadda
4 ай бұрын
Picking the first one was a *really* bad idea. Since it didn't provide a range, it's implicit that the amount of money you will gain is equivalent to *any* randomly selected real whole integer. Probabilistically, it's as close to infinitely probable as is possible that the randomly selected number will be so large that, when the money appears, it will literally overflow the entire universe and destroy all of creation.
@flappyflap2693
4 ай бұрын
well when it comes down to it he can hop to different universes meaning he's a walking universal time bomb needing to be stopped
@broncos435
3 ай бұрын
i mean, there's no reason it has to be a whole integer. plus, it never said it was in one denomination either. it's honestly kind of a coinflip as to whether you get $0.01^100 or $10^100 lmao
@homelandersolosfiction
4 ай бұрын
Gojo how do you feel about the newest chapter
@YojiYosha
4 ай бұрын
It's okay, Yujo, all of the Yuta fans support Gojo now.
@robbieramsey3092
4 ай бұрын
that "live forever" one is basically just tengen
@austinmc12
4 ай бұрын
yesssirski was hyped for this one babyyyy🙏🏽 (idk what the video is about yet)
@criticalhit07
4 ай бұрын
I like the videos where you’re doing stuff like this please do more
@lukalevi
4 ай бұрын
I 100% want to
@jcp1296
4 ай бұрын
5:26 this one is wild bro💀💀💀
@O.Reagano
4 ай бұрын
Lmao love the friends being kindergartners Accurate
@caiok2787
4 ай бұрын
Dude why haven't your become super famous yet. Your content is so cool!
@CordobezVeridan
4 ай бұрын
Almost 9k views in 8 hours. Luka was right. His 180 IQ (professionally tested by an online test) fooled the KZitem algorithm
@lukalevi
4 ай бұрын
Easiest call of my life
@s4evb
4 ай бұрын
i better see tears rolling down ur face when you cover 261
@jabulinatheseal1406
4 ай бұрын
You know what. You got me. Now I’m gonna have to watch Luka do something not JJK related
@LuxZoltan
4 ай бұрын
I want a Gojo costume for Halloween like the one Yuta has
@Nonexistility
3 ай бұрын
7:09 It says she wants to marry you, not that you will marry her. Since she is the most intelligent, I would explain to her why we can't marry and I would tell her that I only love her as my daughter, and she would understand. Honestly, having a daughter like that is a pretty good deal for me, so I'll press the button.
@JoseLeon-ir5ed
4 ай бұрын
You channel is growing fast. I sub when you where 17.9k subs now your 18.9k. Good job on the nice content 👏
@Proxiginus
4 ай бұрын
You tricked me into watching this just cause of binding vows but I enjoyed it. There's a bill Murray joke that he comes to meet you in some way and does something and says no one will ever believe you. It's an old internet joke but that's the core of the button one. If it was a 1000 for every dollar I would simply launder my money. And then I'd blend it into a shake or some other thing. I don't think it states I just have to dry eat a fresh dollar so I'd play the advantage.
@EpicShaymin
4 ай бұрын
6:11 I'll take the animal talk binding view, I study marine biology, it'd be insanely useful to straight up interview animals. It says "talk with", I can still read and write whatever i need to say to people 8:00 you can always find nearly identical universes to this one if you want to go home 11:46 doesn't specify what country's dollar bill and currency is used, I can figure out what country has the highest exchange rate into USD and which has the smallest bills. Use USD, use Country A exchange rate, and eat Country B bills after they've been sanitized. It says nothing about how to eat the bill, you could toss it in a salad or something
@Emporio_of_Light
4 ай бұрын
someone remind him of when he was wrong about Ino
@gaelgonzales3672
4 ай бұрын
Honestly it was pretty smart. I just saw binding vows and clicked and didn’t notice until you started talking it said “(will you press the button)”
@sockbananas6453
4 ай бұрын
oh hell yeah brother
@MrSarcasticGaming
4 ай бұрын
BASED LUKA Also can't wait to his video on 261
@shrimpma
4 ай бұрын
binding vows go crazy
@Gitz303
4 ай бұрын
Saw my king Luka upload and i instantly clicked
@luccawshr
4 ай бұрын
Luka, I’m also a kind of Luka. Don’t wait until monday to talk about 261…
@mr.prince2685
Ай бұрын
9:38 this got me wth LMAO
@amirshlomolavan
13 күн бұрын
The real downside of being chased by 1k dogs is the risk of them dying. Won't take. That and also taking communication from every kind of bad people will extinguish both homophobia and the entirety of the LGTV or whatever they call themselves
@rockargen9591
4 ай бұрын
I finally got to watch one of your videos right as it released.
@jesserodriguez8314
4 ай бұрын
GLAZE GOJO RN 🤠
@sol9304
Ай бұрын
W play on the title Luka🙂👍
@chadam917
4 ай бұрын
With the talking to animals thing, you could have a workaround by having a parrot follow you around and speak to humans for you. Probably still not worth it though
@noway6133
3 ай бұрын
You can just boil the money, makes it cleaner and easier to eat.
@goldenrose223
4 ай бұрын
4:10 also think about the implications. Imagine if all of 1 race left a state and suddenly all if not most crime stopped.. People would then look at those people as bad people.
@gaaraislatino292
4 ай бұрын
He's too hot at this point we don't argue
@lukalevi
4 ай бұрын
Finally
@myChannel40629
4 ай бұрын
That intro perfect!
@baconboi4482
4 ай бұрын
Don’t you love gege pulling random shit from his ass putting it in the story no matter if it breaks lore or not? So fun
@CordobezVeridan
4 ай бұрын
Algorithm Reinforcement Technique.
@CamoEye
4 ай бұрын
haha yall thought gojo was back
@eggmin8967
4 ай бұрын
11:40 this is the irl binding vow equivalent to getting getos cursed spirit manipulation
@lukalevi
4 ай бұрын
Yeah I realized I fumbled the bag
@normalguy_1268
4 ай бұрын
Luka you should start streaming , we want to see it live for more engagement 🙏
@lukalevi
4 ай бұрын
Thought about it, but stream whattttt
@normalguy_1268
4 ай бұрын
@@lukalevi your beautiful face is enough to entertain us (no homo tho ), I dunno maybe start playing some Souls game? or anything so we can interact with you . Of course, if you have the time and energy to do it.
@TheMaskedNinja_
4 ай бұрын
my weird uncle walked in right after I liked the video...
@Fly-the-Light
4 ай бұрын
For the first one; random amount of cash doesn't say which currency. You could get Iranian Rial, Zimbabwean Dollars, etc. It might still be worth the 1000 dogs, but there are some days you might get nothing from the deal.
@aesovp
Ай бұрын
as a muslim from europe, adios im going for a good cause
@itsofficiallypluto3670
4 ай бұрын
The chops sticks one is a miwa binding vow fasho
@l.l.coolkid4627
3 ай бұрын
You can’t beat a goose
@lukalevi
3 ай бұрын
Yuh huh
@yew7607
3 ай бұрын
I appreciate the non-JJK content :)
@HuTaomain12
4 ай бұрын
Bro got us💀💀💀
@astro6897
4 ай бұрын
The jujutsufolk Shibuya incident....
@qwe-y5h
4 ай бұрын
W intro
@kylevalentine5431
4 ай бұрын
LUKAAAA!!! Wheres the griffith vid??
@solarsirius
4 ай бұрын
Here’s a binding vow for the next potential video: you can manipulate one element of your choice, but coming into contact with the opposite element will mean that you lose your powers.
@KirillT14
4 ай бұрын
So you are a water bender till you get burned with no downside or in every other case nothing happens...
@solarsirius
4 ай бұрын
@@KirillT14 yes, and vice versa (honestly more of a downside if you’re using any other element. light and fire especially.)
@KirillT14
4 ай бұрын
@@solarsirius you always breathe air, you need to drink water, anything non organic you touch comes from the "earth", you are always touching your shadow, and no sane person would live in total darkness. Rendering every option non viable besides water.
@Friendly_G
4 ай бұрын
Im a choso and sukuna fan. R.I.P Choso. But as for sukuna, LETS GOO SUKUNA KAISEN FOR LIFE
@triplew0lf718
4 ай бұрын
That become an animal button may as well read "We'll shoot you in the head but give an animal of your choice your ID".
@zeroedygo
3 ай бұрын
Just finished jjk0 and was enjoying it and about how the themes of it and how rikka and yutas love was gonna overpower geto and by Yuta sacrificing his mortal life he would best geto and be with his wife. Then last second gojo was like "nah lol his actually my cousin so he wont die XD" and thay actually ruined the move for me like wtf the whole climax of yuta's and rikka's got cancelled im so mad about this
@JRHawker12
3 ай бұрын
I got got
@SoggyChips1
4 ай бұрын
Gojo how do u feel about Yuta coming inside your body
@bobtheman6996
4 ай бұрын
Yuta
@edgbarra
4 ай бұрын
The body swap thing was Kenny's question for sure. Btw what you're really trading is immortality but every day you look different. Doesn't sound so bad
@tarunyadav3567
4 ай бұрын
Everyday you wake up in a random place
@GunsGoldGlory
4 ай бұрын
I actually met Bill Murray and he was cool af
@Seraphinamagi
4 ай бұрын
3rd question is a sukuna level binding vow
@kainatnesa8982
4 ай бұрын
Y'all our boy boutta get destroyed by chap 161 just mark my words. And yes these are spoilers.
@Protasiopotasio
4 ай бұрын
his such a Gojo
@RJ_Exists
4 ай бұрын
Yknow im fine with this clickbait Youre actually pretty funny
@itsofficiallypluto3670
4 ай бұрын
Well my guy it’s kinda hard to sleep with dogs hunting you 😂
@ohshi7824
4 ай бұрын
Entertaining vid lmao do more sometimes
@silentdeath2714
4 ай бұрын
You can't run from your sins sir, cover 261
@Weegiest_beegi
4 ай бұрын
I love costarring as friends in a Luka Levi original
@regiekileki
4 ай бұрын
why would you leave this universe and never return ☹️ this is why you’re dueling pistol 🙄
@YaniBro
4 ай бұрын
Luka you should get fake stitches on ur head for the next video
@lukalevi
4 ай бұрын
Shhhhh
@Daanikduul
4 ай бұрын
eating a dollar for each $1000 dollars you spend never specifies where that dollar comes from - you could easily source brand new bills if you were as rich as you want. It also doesn't specify HOW you have to eat them, so you could easily shred some up in tempura batter and it'd probably be wayyyy more palatable. You could be a gazillionaire and only eat a single dollar a day, you'd never have to work a day in your life ever again.
@theoriginalnoc
4 ай бұрын
Talking to animals would be like talking to a 3 year old toddler bro
@ResNet-eb8wj
4 ай бұрын
It's officially gojover 😔
@MmmmmNnnnn
4 ай бұрын
3:50 I would press the button SO HARD
@billiejeanmilligan4121
4 ай бұрын
12:31 Ong Luka, like why the hell would I not want to talk?
@pottern2296
3 ай бұрын
You're my favorite parasocial relationship
@Stowbu
4 ай бұрын
Luka got body snatched by yuta 😢
@DragonInstallEnjoyer
4 ай бұрын
Im gonna repeat what I said in another video BUTT Come now gojo pr team enjoyers, it is NOT the end just yet! We can still cope the Goat back into reality- Yuta's end will be Gojo's new beginning im calling it now- it will be the final Toji reference in Gojo taking over his own body at the end of it all saying "it's jujutsu kaisen time" and giving Sukuna good ole lobotomy- peak Gege writing incoming fellas
@superrocketguy7742
4 ай бұрын
What music plays at 7:00 ?
@hirokonz
4 ай бұрын
day 29 waiting for my goat natsuki subaru video
@lia-rh7qj
4 ай бұрын
LUKA 😭 DADDY’S NOT HOME
@tarunyadav3567
4 ай бұрын
for the dollar one you could probably just figure out a mechanism to seal it into something and eat it and then just shit em out. though It would still suck and I am not pressing it
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