The inevitable sequel to one of the channel's most popular videos! You guys were all over me for several omissions last time - did I get them this time?
@smjhobbies4527
2 жыл бұрын
Like that pos Dan Henderson, eff him in his 👂. Pos should have been criminally charged when using PEDs,I really feel that they let the fighters off way to easy. I want to know why there's never criminal charges I mean steroids are illegal, unless they are prescribed to you so I want to know why they never charge them because they're so worried that they piss dirty for it they don't even yeah it's all a bunch of bull anyway Mike
@michaelmorris6261
2 жыл бұрын
I saw you glasgow you were pished
@bisping
2 жыл бұрын
@@michaelmorris6261 I saw two of you, because I was 🤣🤣🤣
@AdderForAll
2 жыл бұрын
@@bisping where do i have to go to have a conversation with drunk michael bisping SIGN ME UP
@jasonguest5820
2 жыл бұрын
since you talked so much about eye gouging: does the prosthetic ever get uncomfortable? Did the doctors ever talk about just how much damage an eye can take?
@jtr36jtr19
2 жыл бұрын
That "turn the other cheek" was glorious 😂
@theohuioiesin6519
2 жыл бұрын
Laughed so hard I thought I was gonna die
@jordanfrancisco27
2 жыл бұрын
Good Lord almight. I lold so hard at this.
@Gary-nm4dy
2 жыл бұрын
Delivered nicely. Tender on the lugs. Bisping has street knowledge
@zacharycarvalho1383
2 жыл бұрын
The line that got me was "pube headed cheat"
@dannyzee4
2 жыл бұрын
Yuki Nakai was actually blinded in one eye after that fight, but he didn't tell anyone for many years because he wanted to protect the reputation of MMA in the early years of the sport. He went on to coach fighters, including Shinya Aoki.
@tornoutlaw
2 жыл бұрын
Shinya is a very skilled fighter, but quite an asshole himself.
@Onlybadtakes2589
2 жыл бұрын
Contributed to the growth of MMA, definitely a hall of famer for that move
@chipchippahson
2 жыл бұрын
Dude was a half of fame badass.
@john1023va
2 жыл бұрын
What a warrior!
@iamjp1
2 жыл бұрын
sounds similar to a fighter from england, can't remember the name
@Mandoop8
2 жыл бұрын
Mike: here's a list of scumbags Also Mike: Cheick is a gentleman and a good friend of mine 😆
@oa2621
2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂
@grayalun
2 жыл бұрын
In fairness he retaliated to being fouled it's a bit different in my view anyway.
@sunderark
2 жыл бұрын
Well if you can't call your friend a dirty cheating scumbag what sort of friends are you anyway?
@tuckerbatson3098
2 жыл бұрын
@@grayalun Sure... but let's just say that's not the last time Cheick kneed someone in the groin. Cheick is also a big fan of grabbing opponent's shorts and the cage, which obviously isn't as egregious of a penalty but is still illegal.
@jamiepiersefarrell565
2 жыл бұрын
@@tuckerbatson3098 that does kind of just go down to human instinct, I train muay thai but if I'm ever in a cage getting thrown around like a ragdoll by a bjj/wrestler I'm grabbing for anything I can 😂
@AdderForAll
2 жыл бұрын
Can almost guarentee we’re gonna hear vitors name
@brettgast
2 жыл бұрын
Good old TRT-or
@tcswag801
2 жыл бұрын
Was thinking the same thing
@gonethencuz8739
2 жыл бұрын
He even liked it lol he knows 😂😂
@frasert8779
2 жыл бұрын
He was in the top five of the first video of course 😂, this one is kind of like the 6-10
@whyareyoureadingmyname5854
2 жыл бұрын
And somehow everyone loves Vitor despite him being a POS smh
@mukulsharma1637
2 жыл бұрын
"Not the smartest guy as we know" 😂 Bisping still roasting rockhold. 😂
@JohnSmith-yd5wq
2 жыл бұрын
When you look like Luke you don't need smarts.
@micalzoncillo249
2 жыл бұрын
@@JohnSmith-yd5wq do you rather swallow or spit?
@harimadhavan1712
2 жыл бұрын
@@JohnSmith-yd5wq You want to roll around with him?
@rucu8311
Жыл бұрын
@@harimadhavan1712 LOL HOLY SHIT
@malomkarom
Ай бұрын
@@harimadhavan1712 I'm a straight man. Honestly man.... I wouldn't mind having a jiujitsual act with him. He is an !diot though. (sorry for the !, I'm on the youtube watchlist of people who say "bad words"
@choke9270
2 жыл бұрын
“Bollock-kicking” You can take the Bisping out of England. But you can’t take the England out of Bisping! 👍😂😂
@vipr1142
2 жыл бұрын
I like the original the most ;)
@EmoEmu
2 жыл бұрын
A little trivia Crocop was in danger of losing a ball after Congo kept kneeling him. The fourth knee had actually smashed the ball back up into his body and it had to be "adjusted" back down into the sack. Might be the worst ball busting in MMA history.
@devinsouth7337
2 жыл бұрын
My coach was rolling with joe lauzon and ruptured his testicle😬 while joe was passing guard his shin came down right on the jewels. That’s horrendous as well
@irtazaazam6972
2 жыл бұрын
@@devinsouth7337 🤢
@jimberry5318
2 жыл бұрын
Joe son was the worst in history he was kod by ball smash back when it was legal.
@chikkenbonz
2 жыл бұрын
HOLY HELL! Never heard of either the Cro Cop or Lauzon stories. Can't decide which is worse...getting a ball kicked back up in your guts or just flat-out smashing one. Damn that makes my parts hurt! EDIT: Just wondering what after-care would be like...I cringe thinking about it. Prolly hurt just as bad as the injury! Re-setting and re-inflating.....Ugh!
@YearsOVDecay1
2 жыл бұрын
@@chikkenbonz I'm just gonna go with the full blown smashing of the ball. If it got jammed up in the body hopefully still intact at least it's not crushed
@grinch2000irl
2 жыл бұрын
"It's like being too dirty for porn" just incredible Bisping creativity 🤣
@andrewbrown321
2 жыл бұрын
I was literally about to write this 🤣🤣🤣
@kennychamo3479
2 жыл бұрын
I wrote this that was funny 😂😂
@GovernorRiffRaff
2 жыл бұрын
@@andrewbrown321 LITERALLY
@ctakitimu
2 жыл бұрын
It's like the classic '2 girls 1 cup', too dirty to be porn
@zippo_muk9254
2 жыл бұрын
*I wonder if Rockhold watches these videos and thinks* “I thought we were friends now. That guys such a dick, and I’m a samurai.”
@ob_gynkenobi4014
2 жыл бұрын
I can 100% see Rockhold saying all of this. Especially the "I'm a samurai" part.
@mukulsharma1637
2 жыл бұрын
Yo 😂😂
@crimealleysoutlaw1103
2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same 😂
@Purgers2
2 жыл бұрын
Bisping the legend puting these clowns on blast. Gota love it. Bisping wining the title is probably my favorite moment in ufc history ever. Love him or hate him that moment was glorious and well deserved.
@bogie1971
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah he definitely deserved it I mean who else fights with one damn eye he's definitely a legend of the sport
@Padoshee
2 жыл бұрын
Hey how about top ten bravest? That Japanese dude at the end fighting on blinded in both eyes permanently in one is next level bravery.
@raveniaelhoran2647
Жыл бұрын
Gryffindor
@roel250
2 жыл бұрын
5. Vitor 4. Vitor 3. Yvel 2. Vitor 1 Belfort
@jimmyjam86
2 жыл бұрын
Should have included Vitor Belfort... again
@TheWelvarend
2 жыл бұрын
I had a chance to go into MMA after my martial arts run and I seriously considered it originally. But after six months of training, steroid-juicers, liars, sparring, and fighting with imbeciles, low-lives, crooks, and cheats, I wanted no part of it. Not everyone in MMA is a bad guy, but there are a lot of immature, emotionally stunted, vicious, spiteful, and supremely dishonorable men in that industry.
@tiprifleson3544
2 жыл бұрын
That's why it's not a Martial Art to me. Just a bunch of meatheads that want to hurt someone.
@lament666
2 жыл бұрын
I Can see that
@libertyandjusticeforall6435
2 жыл бұрын
Holy jesus, what school was that? Or what region was that? I've trained in the Philly / New Jersey area and most of the people are pretty decent around here
@castorchua
2 жыл бұрын
@@libertyandjusticeforall6435 It's called the "School of Fictitious KZitem Comments" Trust me, I'm Jesus
@libertyandjusticeforall6435
2 жыл бұрын
@@castorchua fair enough. You might be right
@jeremybooth6720
2 жыл бұрын
That Nakai story always breaks my damn heart man. Great warrior, and very skilled. His career over because of a POS futureless savate journeyman, he should submitted him via ball smash and went on to have an all time classic (upset?) vs Rickson. Damn shame, and nobody knows his name...
@MusMasi
2 жыл бұрын
he should of not let go of that submission and and tore that assholes leg right off
@benmcreynolds8581
2 жыл бұрын
It would be cool to see a video where you go over some of the top fights that people feel should have gone the another way. Like either decisions that people don't agree with. Or. Fights like Chael vs. Silva, where Chael won 99% of that fight but Anderson Silva got a last minute triangle choke.
@frankiebillingham8688
2 жыл бұрын
What he said mr bisping I’d like to hear that
@ryanfenstermacher5685
2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the another way
@dyschromotopia
2 жыл бұрын
chael was winning until he lost.
@sukhdevr3489
2 жыл бұрын
Even in the 2nd fight, Chael should've won it because he improved his submission defence but panicked in the 2nd round and did a silly move. He won 5/7 rounds against the arguable GOAT with 3 10-8s. He deserved to beat Silva, but Silva didn't mess about against him because he knew he was a genuine threat (unlike Weidman, which was the opposite).
@JohnSmith-yd5wq
2 жыл бұрын
@@sukhdevr3489 plus like when Bisping fought Chael, Anderson cheated multiple times in those 2 rounds grabbing and holding on Chaels shorts, stopping takedowns
@geoffalpert3678
2 жыл бұрын
Jones has to be in this
@kenokurose
2 жыл бұрын
He never puts him because his boss doesn't let him do it
@chaboi7
2 жыл бұрын
The list won't count without jbj
@NannupTiger
2 жыл бұрын
There are enough dirty cheats in mma/UFC for another couple of lists
@jimberry5318
2 жыл бұрын
The rampage fight was crazy......the eyepokes were so obviously intentional the ref should have done something
@israelCommitsGenocide
2 жыл бұрын
also gyno titty izzy and the ceo of epo acne ridden usman.
@loud865
2 жыл бұрын
0:14 the best part with the Chael vid talking about how hard Bisping hits
@connahmcneill664
2 жыл бұрын
"the pube headed cheat!" 🤣🤣
@lmcr10
2 жыл бұрын
I love how Cheator Belfort is referenced again and again. 🤣
@ThaRealWorld
2 жыл бұрын
8:40 I need to know it’s Mike putting this in here himself, it just makes it so much better
@felipemontero1087
2 жыл бұрын
Haven’t finished the video, wouldn’t surprise me if Mike just put Vitor Belfort as Number 1 on both lists Edit: he eventually dissed him through the whole video, love it
@thedooktroops5608
2 жыл бұрын
Eye am a simple man: eye see Bisping upload, eye click and eye watch. *Eye luuhhh you MIKE!!!* Joking aside, you truly are one of the greatest to ever do it, and you’ve inspired me to go for my dreams as well!!! Thank you sir!!!
@Canadian_Psycho
2 жыл бұрын
8:20 "and then, the pube-headed cheat..." 🤣🤣 Fkn love Left-hook Larry
@edwardmanchester1908
2 жыл бұрын
That is incredible, great to expose these dirty cheating bastards that really damage the reputation of this wonderful sport of MMA. Mikey-B, you're a superb ambassador to the generation that wants to see clean unadulterated mixed martial arts. OK, you're from Clitheroe, but I won't hold that against you even though i'm from Yorkshire 😉👍
@exlefty8502
2 жыл бұрын
@edward manchester Mike is everyone's Clit Hero.
@AneTix101
2 жыл бұрын
This has quickly become my favorite MMA channel 🤘🤘🤘🤘
@robertlewis3712
2 жыл бұрын
You are on a roll. I just watched your fake martial artist video and both of these were unbelievable. The insight you provided in this video was an eye opening experience into what really happens in the fight game. All of us spectators don’t know what we don’t know. Thanks for the blow by blow.
@smokinbones1618
2 жыл бұрын
Both your channel and Chael's are the only UFC fighter channels worth watching brother. Much love.
@robinradema1
2 жыл бұрын
Yuki Nakai still teaches BJJ at his gym in Tokyo with one eye. An absolute legend.
@4n6
2 жыл бұрын
I always liked and appreciated the fact that you've never taken steroids Michael and I was very happy when you became champion because I always knew you'd become champion if given the opportunity!!! Good video I'm glad you had a follow up to the previous one because the number 1 pick here I thought deserved the #1 spot on the last one.
@castorchua
2 жыл бұрын
I'm sure he's dabbled
@ECCENTRICERIC69
2 жыл бұрын
@@castorchua Bore off!!
@Kingcali49
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao! The pube headed cheat is the best line I’ve ever heard u say out of the long lovely career of great lines!
@Roar1987
2 жыл бұрын
With regards to testosterone, you will also be able to train far harder and be stronger, it's more than just recovery; it's literally almost everything. Good video Mike
@dalturbo
2 жыл бұрын
Mate I was there at ufc 75! Was rooting for ya buddy, and ever since!
@jameshughes525
2 жыл бұрын
Ukki Naki is a badass, glad Bisping showed him some respect. True worrior
@Bakeddru
2 жыл бұрын
He should have cranked that heel a bit more after the fight and tried to take it home as a trophy
@soyburglar77
2 жыл бұрын
I had to let out a little chuckle at the comment about “Jesus turning the other cheek…for an injection” 😂😂😂 Jokes aside, Mike’s channel has become my new go-to for all things UFC. He seems to be completely honest, a straight shooter, very fair concerning his regard for the various fighters, etc. The old days of UFC, where pure ego and aggression seemed to be the key to every door within the industry (at least from the perspective of fans), seems to be gone for good and we’re all better for it. It’s so refreshing to see where people like Bisping, Adesanya, and Wonderboy (among many others) are taking it via various social media platforms and KZitem!
@zacsparksbmx33
2 жыл бұрын
How is Jon Jones not on the list? Multiple pops for steroids, eye pokes, illegal elbows and knees??
@bryanpure6366
2 жыл бұрын
You know you're a dirty fighter when you're fighting Rousimar Palhares and you're considered the dirty fighter
@closealltabs7083
2 жыл бұрын
Bisping loving the videos mate! Great quality, and they're getting funnier aswell. I feel like you're being more yourself and not holding back as much and it's bloody amazing mate. Had me laughing all video and I really needed it buddy so thankyou.
@godsendian8229
2 жыл бұрын
lol that Vitor joke got me
@thexbigxgreen
2 жыл бұрын
Oh dude, the "CountDown" is an absolutely stellar name for a KZitem series!
@simonb4689
2 жыл бұрын
"That's like being too dirty for porn! It's absolutely crazy"
@liambartlett6527
2 жыл бұрын
Palhares should of definitely been on this list. that man intentionally held on to submissions for too long
@michaelpham2221
2 жыл бұрын
Awesome content again Mr Bisping! Although if I'm being totally honest, I am a little disappointed that Vitor Belfort didn't make the list...
@AzureDragoonGX
2 жыл бұрын
Didn't Bisping already rank Belfort as the top of the first list? Or you saying he's so bad, he deserves two? :)
@michaelpham2221
2 жыл бұрын
@@AzureDragoonGX you are right. My comments about Vitor is not a serious one. I was having a playful dig at Mr Bisping's disdain for Vitor (which is properly warranted IMO)
@SilverionX
2 жыл бұрын
@@scladoffle2472 Considering Bisping lost an eye to Belfort, he may have some feelings about it.
@SilverionX
2 жыл бұрын
@@scladoffle2472 I completely respect your opinion, and I shared my thoughts on it. A healthy, respectful discussion is the pinnacle of human society, wouldn't you say?
@FCWW87
2 жыл бұрын
Commenting for the algorithm. I love Bisping and his heart for the sport has earned him a place in my host list. He deserves all the good that comes his way.
@RahulSingh-yz7ut
2 жыл бұрын
Another banger video, busy with life nut always a pleasure to see a bisping notification and take few minutes off to enjoy the content. Bless!
@davidfischer3770
Жыл бұрын
Love this man Michael Bisping... had the absolute honor to meet him at the Cotto vs Trout match in NY years ago. What a kind, professional, FUNNY! champion.
@mchaterade
2 жыл бұрын
Great video Mr Bisping, loving your content.
@abepl
2 жыл бұрын
I love the "Steroid Cheating bastards!" callout, please make a list of biggest Roid heads in the UFC
@israelCommitsGenocide
2 жыл бұрын
Usman the ceo of epo has worse acne than a fucking high schooler.
@JR-do5cc
2 жыл бұрын
Massive respect to Yuki. I’m amazed we don’t hear that story more often. What a story for his grandkids
@papakyce13
2 жыл бұрын
May I say, the Nate comments made me laugh 😂 just found out you have a KZitem, this is the best!
@gavinhaynes23
2 жыл бұрын
Man ive grown a greater appreciation for you and all your work after watching TUF back and some of the other fights. One of the all time greats mike keep up the fantastic work
@LordWaterFarts
2 жыл бұрын
Bro I was losing it the whole time but when u hit me with the "that's like being too dirty for porn!" Thats probably legit the funniest shit I ever heard 🤣😂
@kage5151
2 жыл бұрын
I just finished your documentary. Much respect you are the true embodiment of rocky
@Killin_365
2 жыл бұрын
Frank Mirr doesn’t get enough love. True pioneer. Did it for a long fucking time as well.
@disciple2742
2 жыл бұрын
Lol who is your editor? I love it Thanks for the content Michael
@losethos1734
2 жыл бұрын
The worst part is the hypocrisy
@noiztrauma
2 жыл бұрын
Didn't Gerard Gordeau also heil in all directions in a very 1940's fashion when he entered the ring in his first fight?
@georgedolman444
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@jamesallenyz431
2 жыл бұрын
Part 3 should have bisping for his fight with Jorge Rivera. Would be classic
@TheSaltySeaman
2 жыл бұрын
I never never the Hess story backstage! Haha that makes so much sense now! “You pull that bullsheet, you not wake up in hotel room.”
@JamesJones-ny3bb
2 жыл бұрын
I respect how humble of a person you are!!!!!!!
@jodyjones3400
2 жыл бұрын
I wanna have children one day the Connor skit was fkn hilarious lol
@JDT6712
2 жыл бұрын
Best mma channel on KZitem. Keep it up Count.
@butcherbaker4258
2 жыл бұрын
Good shit Mike, I have always respected you because of your love of your country your family and your relentlessness. Keep it up.
@lawless2261
2 жыл бұрын
It’s nice to get an inside look into these shady fighters. Great video bro!
@pankinyek
2 жыл бұрын
You should do one for "modern" cheats. Fighters employing banned tactics in UFC with rules that we have currently.
@castorchua
2 жыл бұрын
Fuck those rules off and make MMA Great Again
@raveniaelhoran2647
Жыл бұрын
@@castorchua l o l
@BeersAndBeatsPDX
2 жыл бұрын
"I do believe that's called jealousy." Nope, that's envy.
@MrRickyw01
2 жыл бұрын
The number one cheat permanently took away the Japanese fighters sight from his right eye, deserves a severe punishment.
@ThaRealWorld
2 жыл бұрын
0:13 Uncle Chael makes an appearance Mikey B knows what really attracts views 😂
@andrewvega4751
2 жыл бұрын
“Nate I do believe that’s called jealousy”. It’s like a decade later, the roles are reverse and bisping talking shit(rightfully so) as a ufc legend on how dudes a cheat. Mike I do believe your on the better side of an ironic situation
@MartinAston00
2 жыл бұрын
Nice job Bisping… good idea.. went more professional with it instead of just the facetime thing 👍. Definitely like this format.
@_Hani_26
2 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate your brutal honesty and that you’re willing to expose peoples personal hypocrisy on these videos on certain topics that are non starters for some, like religion. Keep up the great work!
@onx9920
2 жыл бұрын
Bisping has really taken Cheals territory on the MMA youtube scene. Keep up the great content Micheal.
@superfightbros.2692
2 жыл бұрын
Hi champ! Much respect - please don't sugarcoat- do you believe with absolute certainty anyone in the UFC is clean?
@davidkrupinski7909
2 жыл бұрын
Great video Mike, loving the humour. Much love from Burnley ✌🏼
@frankjhonson2345
2 жыл бұрын
Hi Michael- nice to see your commentaries- your good at it CONGRATS!!! Oh yea- ya got me when ya beat Luke !! I had ROCKHOLD LOL - but ; I enjoy your mma talk! CONGRATS TO YOUR NEW CAREER AS AN MMA COMMENTIST !! YOUR GOOD AT IT !!!
@joehisel5966
2 жыл бұрын
It's near sickening hearing you slam people over steroids, but talk so highly of Jon Jones who is one of the biggest steroid cheats in the game. I hate when people I like sell themselves out.
@rbeamz884
2 жыл бұрын
I just love Bispings accents. Dead on ! 😆 LOL
@michaelpatterson9119
2 жыл бұрын
Michael bisbing is putting out the best mma content on youtube.I hope you reach a million subs.great storyteller great humor and a fun guy to listen to.
@richardmiller3262
2 жыл бұрын
I actually respect and like you.... finally someone who tells the truth....total respect
@Derplox
2 жыл бұрын
I wish we had more fighter-led channels that give in-depth MMA videos.. And I love the list format here... You're giving your own thoughts, but it's kinda in a list format like MMAonpoint, and it's a great combination for the count!!!
@JhubeiFC
2 жыл бұрын
The subtle difference between Bispings Quebecois and France French accents is sneaky amazing.
@d.w.935
2 жыл бұрын
Great video Michael! 👊
@rangozilla6274
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Mike, always love the content. To be fair, if you’re going to sucker punch anyone, it may as well be Rousimar Palhares 😂
@sanji9533
2 жыл бұрын
The Pube headed cheat 😂 man bisping is funny
@leetwo2001
2 жыл бұрын
The Count!! Love ya bro, a fixture of MMA. Grateful to have ya around bro.
@tomleadbitter5535
2 жыл бұрын
I don’t care what the ad is for, if it interrupts whatever I’m watching, I will boycott that product.
@butwhy8944
2 жыл бұрын
You’re a legend Bisping, you already know it but I figured I’d remind you 😁
@thefastestfox1
Жыл бұрын
So many great jokes in this, love you Mick.
@toddhildebrand6057
2 жыл бұрын
This is magic. I haven’t laughed this hard in years!
@redneckrambo9626
2 жыл бұрын
The shade thrown to Nate Diaz 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@kevron9664
2 жыл бұрын
When we got to the part where Mike started slamming Jon Hess for his goofball homemade martial-art, I help but think of Joe Son back in that exact same Era, with his "Joe-Son-Do" discipline.... 😂
@guccikilla360
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂 bro Bisping is fucking hilarious
@bgat911
2 жыл бұрын
Dude gonna subscribe… your videos are pretty good
@ricter29
2 жыл бұрын
Doesn’t matter is mike is friends with them or not. He tells it how it is. Such a good dude.
@raveniaelhoran2647
Жыл бұрын
and someone says he's the most biased mamamama commentator :D
@clashwithyourmum8665
2 жыл бұрын
400k subs for the count. No 1 mma channel for me
@MorAodhan
2 жыл бұрын
1:35 Bisping is the Zohan.
@JeriDro
2 жыл бұрын
"accidently on purpose" hahaha
@redcabbageVic
2 жыл бұрын
just joined your channel Michael Bisping, been watching me since the UFC fighter days all through your career I always liked you and you done pretty well and it was good to see you knock out Luke Rockhold
@rickypacheco5272
2 жыл бұрын
Cool video champ! You should do more top five or top 10 videos
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