It’s not a Blarg reaction video without a few seconds of wide Blarg to start off the funny moment
@theangryotaku3361
5 ай бұрын
and out of frame/very off center
@JaredR1996
5 ай бұрын
@@theangryotaku3361 yes this true. It’s all very important to video
@ExpandDong420
5 ай бұрын
And we even got tall blarge
@gamingnoobs2989
5 ай бұрын
Skinny blarg go crazy
@Yamayaryous
5 ай бұрын
You mean a minute 40 of wide cam...
@jancekal1360
5 ай бұрын
long blarg is actually something i will see in my nightmares
@Kentuckydude775
5 ай бұрын
Long blarg is just suda
@yurxalot1715
5 ай бұрын
Nice pfp 👍
@thatonefriend1834
5 ай бұрын
Damn Ethan cared about it so much he broke the sound barrier for a single frame
@jackramirez730
5 ай бұрын
I am absolutely proud of our almost trillion dollar defense budget. If it's any one I want protecting me, it's the man who has the bravery to walk out into the barracks with a maid outfit knowing there's superiors around. :)
@broodaiamdewey622
5 ай бұрын
My bay-mate walked out half naked in front of the squadron with his fishflop shower shoes. God bless America.
@skinnypeen780
5 ай бұрын
Lmao he said “we” 😂
@Carson099
5 ай бұрын
Blurge never fails to fill me with funny
@Ninfranko
5 ай бұрын
I love it when he makes me thirst for his yummy content
@DragonScales308
5 ай бұрын
Damn Blarg, I was drinking water and heard, " I'mma pull my wiener out," and almost spat that shit all on my phone
@nicolasreveco3748
5 ай бұрын
blarg be looking like an analog horror jumpscare
@thegameknight5906
5 ай бұрын
I don’t know why that intro tickled me so much but I now want more thin blarg.
@cj426
5 ай бұрын
Blarg there are now many places in the US where you are asked to tip without a server or anything like that. So you have to say no tip right in front of the cashier who is staring into your soul.
@loganseibel2725
5 ай бұрын
Such as subway.
@cj426
5 ай бұрын
@@loganseibel2725 it upsets me most at the local chinese place. Some teenage girl just stands there staring at me while i pay for food thats already like $5 more than it was a year ago, like shes expecting me to tip.
@Neo_Sprout
5 ай бұрын
Some self checkouts ask for tips now.
@barrothontherocks3325
5 ай бұрын
@@Neo_Sprout gonna be hit with toilets in public bathrooms asking for tips soon
@Josephsurvivor
5 ай бұрын
Fun fact: the average US soldier makes less than 50k a year. But stupidity among the troops is rampant, especially the crayon eaters, lol (4:58)
@SilverGl1tCH
5 ай бұрын
I was in pure terror at the start
@JONES300offi
5 ай бұрын
6:38 I don't think blarg has played basic gta online in a minute. He's gonna see that thing irl and go "wait a damn minute".
@flymoolahman2763
5 ай бұрын
4:21 I love this friend group. They keep it real sometimes
@theyinyang1103
5 ай бұрын
Long Blarg scary. Need comforting wide Blarg.
@thegamingwitch
5 ай бұрын
I think Blarg needs to make a replay video of just him wide and thin at the end of the year
@elisolomon2114
5 ай бұрын
The guy looked at me funny when i pressed 0% at Domino's like i got pickup to avoid the need to tip
@justinchapman5707
5 ай бұрын
I will always tip a waiter without issue. But I refuse to tip somebody whose job is to put a cup under a coffee nozzle and add steamed milk to it. They have the easiest job in the world and assume I have a responsibility to pay them more money on top of their wage while also putting up with a shit attitude and the wrong drink? Nope. I work too damn hard for that nonsense
@Voidrad
5 ай бұрын
After 50 years Blarg actually reacted to a meme compilation that's funny.
@Chris-ok4zo
5 ай бұрын
Blarg in the intro looks like something out of the Mandela Catalogue.
@A1R595
5 ай бұрын
9:00 in australia we dont have a tip option
@cererra682
5 ай бұрын
Blarg not understanding the oppresser mk 2 meme is hilarious
@gameasaurusrex5217
5 ай бұрын
Knowing blarg, he was not joking about leaking our ip addresses
@AmericanSoviet221
Ай бұрын
Can we talk about the fact blarg has a scar hidden behind them frogs
As a European, the tipping system don't make no sense
@spenceroneil4747
5 ай бұрын
2:26 those frogs are strapped and ready for war lol
@XD-42069
5 ай бұрын
8:23 What's really wild is that even at a young age, men yearn for war and glory. 8:56 While in California, I went to this seafood place in SB where you order at the register and sit yourself. I hit no tip and the dude got pissed! "I'm not tipping you. I'll tip whoever brings me my food. Fuck off." For years I've always tried to tip at least $5 for myself even if what I got was only $10 but in the last year or 2 restaurant workers have caused me to not gou out anymore and I'm kinda glad bc I save so much money cooking my own food
@TheDayzTV351
5 ай бұрын
Homie got those rich people problem I ain’t tipping jack
@TrishG0801
5 ай бұрын
Skinny blarg's eyes looked like goob from Meet the Robinsons😭
@Nate2002GameZ
5 ай бұрын
"It stills feels so wide". That's what he said.
@Mr.M3447
5 ай бұрын
Blarg should just make a drunk video of himself playing with his camera face changing thing I forget the word
@ambientskai
5 ай бұрын
Shit take. 9:03 Heres a better one: Don't tip at all unless you feel the serving staff deserves a little extra on the TOP Break the fucking cycle of "The customer should pay the serving staff's wages instead of the place that hires them" We can manage it in England, wtf goin on elsewhere
@tab_hay43
5 ай бұрын
I didn't know Mr.PoolyButthole can shapeshift into Matt
@ifyouwantedhonesty5851
5 ай бұрын
you didnt have to do rami malek like that 😂
@jameshass4467
5 ай бұрын
When is he uploading on his blarg TV account again ?
@Greg_The_Gregful
5 ай бұрын
Someone killed Mr.BlargTV. My higher ups have told me to say that Mr.Blarg and Mr.BlargLive have no connection to this murder.
@nathanfilby8683
5 ай бұрын
@@Greg_The_GregfulI’m glad it wasn’t Blarg, but could it possibly be….Blarg?
@WhiteboyDWill
5 ай бұрын
I wasn’t looking at my phone when he said “booger diggers” and I almost spit my drink out cause I thought he said the gamer word🤣
@allenrhoepueblo3060
5 ай бұрын
Thin Blarg looks like that alternate from Mandela Catalogue.
@kajj6388
5 ай бұрын
Matt RPing as an American defending tipping a fuckin barista You poured coffee into a cup and turned the iPad around. I'm not giving you one cent more than I owe for the coffee
@trevvo9055
5 ай бұрын
Bro hit the Stewie Griffin talkin’ bout corporal catgirl
@Switch4Hire
5 ай бұрын
0:24 POV you just encountered my custom created character and they will not hesitate to commit a hatecrime on your ass:
@allontarkkus1906
5 ай бұрын
"Long Blarg isn't real, long Blarg can't hurt you." Long Blarg: 0:19
@jakescott5302
5 ай бұрын
9:16 that is the problem... You go to McDonald's and they ask if you want to leave a 15%, 20%, 25%, or 0% tip for the person who hit two buttons so you can get a Big Mac. Like nah you ain't getting a tip you didn't do anything for me you ain't a server you work at McDonald's as a cashier bruh
@grainnmertens
5 ай бұрын
I had multiple lego city builds. After i was done building it all, making it look all nice and pretty. I just went "woops zombie apocalypse" and went on an epic imaginary adventure every single day, where everyone WILL DIE except my favourite lego character. Oh and all those cool and pretty lego city builds are destroyed. When the campaign is finished, i just rebuild everythign and start another campaign lol
@dashedchalice_741
5 ай бұрын
long blarg looks like a mandela catalogue intruder 💀
@crunglemcbungley
5 ай бұрын
Narrow Blarg looks like an Oblivion NPC that got the bad end of development time
@dgorms3255
5 ай бұрын
6:40 The vehicle that single handedly destroyed GTA 5 multiplayer
@cookiethief114
5 ай бұрын
You're not ugly Mr blarg, you're beautiful. We love you
@LoopusFloopus
5 ай бұрын
Thin blarg scares me
@Neptune_slayer16
5 ай бұрын
6:02 bruh the gags
@capylego
5 ай бұрын
blargs intros are always the best
@SdKfz-gq8bh
5 ай бұрын
vertically streched blarg scares me
@collinplaysanything4376
5 ай бұрын
Man I love blarg when he gets serious about stuff. Absolutely right about tipping 9:12
@spoo5122
5 ай бұрын
Tf we supposed to do since McDonald's asks for tips that they damn sure aren't getting?
@aviator7716
5 ай бұрын
1:05 relax, thin blarg can't hurt you he doesn't exist
@joeycampbell940
5 ай бұрын
I remember when i was in drycleaning a woman left serving and started with us and she was shocked when the counter girl got the tip for the suit the new girl pressed. She was pissed a i just told her now you know how the cooks feel and why people don't like tipping.
@BillHasArrived
5 ай бұрын
Thin blarg is something else man 😂😂
@Thomas_04
5 ай бұрын
The tax dollars are going to defense just like Ballon towers defense 😂
@safebox36
5 ай бұрын
"Never tip 0%." Jokes on you, we don't time 🇪🇺.
@andrewbennett2044
5 ай бұрын
Except for France
@kingsup1
5 ай бұрын
Bro looks like his favorite color of the alphabet is grape 😂
@user-tf5eg5qi7g
5 ай бұрын
Bro 6:20 absolutely killed me I almost passed out😂😂😂😂 much love from Canada man whoever u be❤
@Blank55600
5 ай бұрын
I like how yellow= minion.
@codenamecodesgames9086
5 ай бұрын
I am not tipping for someone to click 5 buttons then hand me a coffee but I don’t buy coffee anyways just make it at home
@clarkenelson3059
5 ай бұрын
6:00 I did this one year and found a $100 bill that had just been chilling in my coat. That was a GREAT day
@undeadmagic2152
5 ай бұрын
Blarg should really watch The Button now that would be amazing
@itzachu9411
5 ай бұрын
Blarsh, you need to bring back 20 minutes reaction vid
@alexm1625
5 ай бұрын
Blarg you are not at all ugly, and this is coming from someone who is actually ugly. Also best part of the video is always the hijinks before the memes, wouldn’t be a blarg meme reaction without blarg messing around with the camera or just in general being goofy and funnier then the memes themselves.
@haferrishaydenferris5549
5 ай бұрын
I think blarg is funnier when he talks more
@skippyshadow7551
5 ай бұрын
Love the SCAR CQC out back
@bipbop9582
5 ай бұрын
Thin blarg kinda looks like a bald wildcat
@divineterabyte5181
5 ай бұрын
Always refuse to tip by never paying an establishment that refuses to pay its workers the bare minimum and hauls the expense on yourself, its that simple
@nolanmcintire831
15 күн бұрын
Only applies to big chain restaurants a lot of m+p owned restaurants operate on a razors edge even with the reduced pay
@jdleviathan6319
4 ай бұрын
4:18 I guess this is what all my friends are doing in the military lol
@Judge_Of_Fate
5 ай бұрын
I would double the U.S. defense budget if I knew that all soldiers would wear maid outfits
@TheSecondBestOwen
5 ай бұрын
Blarg never fails to touch me deeply 🤗
@jimflint516
5 ай бұрын
blarg those are canadian soldiers
@smoove_
5 ай бұрын
0:04 shut up, blarg. you a bad bitch and you know it
@justjessi604
5 ай бұрын
Not me watching this at almost 2am cuz I took a nap today
@Brex10
5 ай бұрын
9:13 WOAH WAOH WAOH, NO, the rule for GOOD service has always been 10% I always tip at least a dollar, 10% for good service. 0% for bad service. I've Worked a job where my pay was based on tips and I stand by that, I never got angry at customers for not tipping unless it was a big order or they put us through he'll by being picky and we did everything in our power to rectify it. That's the only times I got angry at people for not tipping But tiping in general is dumb and the laws around it need to be changed, Tips should ALWAYS be in addition to at least being paid minimum wage, getting paid tips should not be an excuse for an employer to pay less than minimum wage. And the employer does not get a cut of the tips.
@insanergamer
5 ай бұрын
Love the stretch-squish-stretch cam
@Funnylegoguy
5 ай бұрын
4:12 is the duality of man. Change my mind.
@tracenewbolds2573
5 ай бұрын
Where were YOU when you first heard that Mcnastys dad only has 1 ball?
@GHXST_YT.
5 ай бұрын
The Start Has Gotta Be The Funniest Thing Of This Video!😂
@collinplaysanything4376
5 ай бұрын
Absolutely loving the thin Matt content ❤
@dumpsterfiregames4710
5 ай бұрын
the only thing i hate about these videos is how fast they finish. And in reference from when Andy died on the speedrun attempt, in the wise words of michael scott; "That's what she said."
@Vindictator1972
5 ай бұрын
Board talking about that maid soldier shows just how little he knows about the Military industrial complex. The money goes to Lockheed and other companies that make X product, and they hold politicians at gunpoint and blackmail them in keeping the contract going because if the company stops making what ever it is, A LOT of people lose jobs across the politicians voter base.
@tetocon
5 ай бұрын
TIPPING IS OPTIONAL. I find the tipping culture in the US and Canada being so out of hand
@ryhs0
5 ай бұрын
tipping culture serves no one but the employer, the employee would be better off with a stable paycheck and the customer would be happier not being pressured into giving servers money out of guilt, its so dumb
@flymoolahman2763
5 ай бұрын
The mony printer channel ayyyy. You are so blessed Blarg haha
@vladdydaddy5197
3 ай бұрын
Yes. I approve of my taxes going to that.
@insanityandinsomnia2632
5 ай бұрын
Skinny Blarg scares me
@xanderpascua2005
5 ай бұрын
8:10 you know damn well they left him with one other guy to clean that shit up
@dcvideos3044
5 ай бұрын
blarg sped up to 2x sounds like peter grifin
@ODST-HELLDIVER_V3117
5 ай бұрын
Jesus christ blarg looks threatening
@YodaMan.
5 ай бұрын
6:01 its funny because he almost died.
@Shiranu17
5 ай бұрын
I do in fact like our trillions of dollars going to this.
@GauldenBoi
5 ай бұрын
Ain't no way you said that about Rami Malek😂😭
@hungsowlow8466
5 ай бұрын
THIN BLARG GET OUT OF MY DREAMS
@devinkrum3768
5 ай бұрын
@5:11 5.56 through your kids brain is the best quote this year
@kyoswkyosw1216
5 ай бұрын
Good Blarg intro as always
@Lxyaltys
5 ай бұрын
lets just agree that squashed matt is way more funny than stretched matt
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