Quincy Soldier: “We’re gonna need some strong cleaning products to wash away all this blood…” Ywach: “…You mean like BLEACH?”
@Jayhawk416
2 жыл бұрын
Nice. 10/10 joke right there
@eon1014
2 жыл бұрын
@@Jayhawk416 Couldn’t resist.
@lilchromie
2 жыл бұрын
And then Ichigo sees all the blood and goes 'what is this? Some kind of 1000 year blood war?'
@eon1014
2 жыл бұрын
@@lilchromie And Aizen comes in and declares: “Yes. And it will then be followed by a Deicide.”
@Mixinnitup
2 жыл бұрын
Get out.
@iNC0GNEGRO
2 жыл бұрын
"Sir, you HAVE to stop doing this" Murdered me 😭
@DiceFTW273
2 жыл бұрын
Not as much as that grunt.
@wJermell0
2 жыл бұрын
and you just know he's next
@iNC0GNEGRO
2 жыл бұрын
@@wJermell0 nah I think Ywacht is only THAT much of a dick to arrancar
@wJermell0
2 жыл бұрын
@@iNC0GNEGRO oh my sweet summer child...
@josuearce8148
Жыл бұрын
@@wJermell0 Actually no. Quincys are usefull for Yhwach, also he thinks his kind is a pure race (yeah, Bleach and his Nazi mentions).
@shmoops4132
2 жыл бұрын
Quincy: Sir you have to stop doing this Ywach: Oh come on, we have more arrancars at home, don't we Ebern? Ebern: Yes sir! We live and die at your comma- (head pops) Ywach: Damn straight
@blazereaper7890
Жыл бұрын
What commitment by Ebern and how kind of Yhwach to recognize said commitment
@Stupiddumbmanditoryhandle
Жыл бұрын
That’s not the arrancar.
@mr.trouble827
Жыл бұрын
@@StupiddumbmanditoryhandleHe was
@gorkemylmaz5302
Жыл бұрын
But not anymore.
@michaelp3609
2 жыл бұрын
I love how later on in the episode they are just cleaning it all up like this shit actually happens often
@roymustang5850
2 жыл бұрын
Pretty much what Quincy grunts doing all the time, either they clean the shit their emperor do or cleaning the shit of their Stern Ritter mess ex. The boy toy Bambieta kill in one of the chapter
@notLime_
Жыл бұрын
That was Stern Ritter B - The Bleach
@godsonalvarado6656
7 ай бұрын
@@roymustang5850Unless it’s Candice, at least she keeps her mess *inside.*
@notthechosenjuan2413
2 жыл бұрын
Head blown off Yhwach: "Woah! Did you see that? I was about to ask him to pull my finger... that whole head blow up thing was not me. Weird right?"
@OverlordGrizzaka
2 жыл бұрын
Sound like Lord Groban level gaslighting.
@onefairyfan87
2 жыл бұрын
@@OverlordGrizzaka I miss Lord Groban XD
@blazereaper7890
Жыл бұрын
"Woah! How did this dead body get here? That wasn't me"
@noobstoise1024
2 жыл бұрын
I just realized. He's making dad jokes! The father of all quincies is making evil dad jokes!
@trollerpilotxiv3079
Жыл бұрын
He's going to pull the "who's your daddy" thing off successfully with Uryu
@UtopiansDream
2 жыл бұрын
Loved it when Kenpachi said: "It's 1000 year blood war time."
@eugenepile7036
Жыл бұрын
Took me a good 10 seconds to know this was a morbius meme
@1rotzy
Жыл бұрын
"You have to stop." "You're questioning my methods? You can be next."
@mr.trouble827
Жыл бұрын
Ebern: Can I be next? Yhwach: Sure *Blows Ebern's head*
@RichtofenDr
2 жыл бұрын
Love that it just sounds like a deeper voiced Ichigo
@acevedohiram
2 жыл бұрын
"My son, born in the dark"
@carlos.daniel.santmaria5477
2 жыл бұрын
Wait...Shouldn't he sound like Old man Zanetsu???
@RichtofenDr
2 жыл бұрын
Well like an even older man Zangetsu but not in this context
@chriswihulu
Жыл бұрын
Old man Zangetsu, if he wasn't making up arbitrary tests, knew what he was doing and had a clear goal in mind
@benikujaku4567
Жыл бұрын
A lot of people sound like Ichigo.
@szymonw1143
Жыл бұрын
-Sir you have to stop doing this. -Are you giving me an order? -What? WHAIT!!!... -(points a finger)
@muriok2474
2 жыл бұрын
"Sir you have to stop doing this" who ever said that got some guts for sure 😂
@emeraldpichu1
2 жыл бұрын
Askin is asking for trouble.
@muriok2474
2 жыл бұрын
@@emeraldpichu1 I see what you did there and I love it 👍
@Vigriff
2 жыл бұрын
Definitely has some guts to spill after all.
@joshuabarnard5702
2 жыл бұрын
Probably Haschwalth
@TheWraithOfMooCow
2 жыл бұрын
Keyword being 'had'.
@CakeCzar
2 жыл бұрын
Please do this for each episode 🙏🏾
@jeremygeller9145
2 жыл бұрын
he has dozens of other projects to work on, no harm in asking sure but have a little restraint
@blueblade6174
2 жыл бұрын
@@jeremygeller9145 kill joy
@vendetta8449
2 жыл бұрын
@@jeremygeller9145 it’s not like he’s demanding them or something 💀
@kilwa0013
2 жыл бұрын
Yes pleaase 😂😂
@jeremygeller9145
2 жыл бұрын
@@VeenanNorvius look we have lost a lot of great abridgers due to burnout, or legal trouble, forgive me for being a little: hey lets not be to demanding of content
@Remitonov
2 жыл бұрын
Yhwach: "Come now, no need to lose your _head_ over such trivial matters."
@ericgarcia3802
2 жыл бұрын
Soldiers: sir you have to stop doing this Ywach: no promises Spoilers *Much* *later* Ywach: hmm my remaining elite forces seem to be winning, *auswahlen!* Gerard: (bone zoned) Haschwalth: ....bitch
@guythat779
2 жыл бұрын
Winning irrelevant battles
@rjofusetsudzin8011
2 жыл бұрын
@@guythat779 not irrelevant if haschwalth killed Uryuu then no bs arrow and Yhwach wins. He screw himself hard time by betraying Jugram
@guythat779
2 жыл бұрын
@@rjofusetsudzin8011 oh right haschwalth, completely forgot that one Well to yhwach it was irrelevant clearly
@rjofusetsudzin8011
2 жыл бұрын
@@guythat779 and thats why he died, because thing he considered irrelevant turn out most relevant.
@guythat779
2 жыл бұрын
@@rjofusetsudzin8011 indeed
@OverlordGrizzaka
2 жыл бұрын
So now you will stand up against me 🤣
@dragonknight1560
2 жыл бұрын
Abridged Yhwach is going to be fun!
@BlossomPathOnStage15
2 жыл бұрын
Assuming we ever reach that point of the series with all other abridged cancelled and the copyright hell on earth.
@NewToCool74
Жыл бұрын
At the current rate its going we may get there in the next 30 years...sadly this isn't a exaggeration when taking into account the episode they are on and how long it took to get to that point. Unless a MAJOR change happens with how they work and release their episodes to help pump them out faster.
@TwilightKeon
2 жыл бұрын
Man that "Sir please stop" was filled with so much emotional dread that I felt for them more here than in the show.... Holy shit
@pixelate4131
9 ай бұрын
Ywach killing his Quincy soldiers for shits and giggles (and to power himself I guess) is a good way of using the Worf effect without being too obvious they are doing it
@openinginawe5518
2 жыл бұрын
So that somehow explains alot about one character... and nothing about said character either. Ichigo's bankai let's out it's frustrations against people- what do you mean that doesn't work?
@kingdoppelganger8951
2 жыл бұрын
Considering quincies specialize in long range it makes sense that the king would be archer.
@michaeldaniels642
2 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about? Clearly he's a Saber.
@kingdoppelganger8951
2 жыл бұрын
@@michaeldaniels642 oh and what? Next you’ll tell me he’s not actually Satan? I laugh!
@michaeldaniels642
2 жыл бұрын
@@kingdoppelganger8951 of course he isn't. Ichigo is. Did you not see the horn... Wait, they haven't gotten to that yet. You heard nothing!
@kingdoppelganger8951
2 жыл бұрын
@@michaeldaniels642 no you said something
@michaeldaniels642
2 жыл бұрын
@@kingdoppelganger8951 SMOKE BOMB!
@parkermaisterra8532
2 жыл бұрын
Ywach really is the sort of guy just *looking* for an excuse to kill hollows. Its almost like he's racist or something
@aliveandwellinisrael2507
2 жыл бұрын
What tipped you off? The "inspiration" behind their look?
@kamikazelemming1552
2 жыл бұрын
@@aliveandwellinisrael2507 No, it's clearly the mustache. That thing just screams "I'm Racist!"
@hydrasfang
2 жыл бұрын
This made me laugh more than it should have.
@thomasthecoolkid7228
Жыл бұрын
If you ever get to TYBW in Bleach Abridged proper, and this is Yhwach's characterization... YES. KEEP GOING.
@Rodolphin
2 жыл бұрын
These abridged clips are too good 😂
@sukunasgaylover
11 ай бұрын
That singular second of silence after "Sitting on the job?" feels like DECADES
@samreid6010
2 жыл бұрын
“Should I? Yes probably. Do I have to? Absolutely not and I’m going to prove that point over and over just to spite you.”
@Ostentatiousnessness
2 жыл бұрын
I keep rewatching this, and I always love the sheer resigned exasperation in the guy’s voice at the very end.
@justinduffany5580
2 жыл бұрын
Don’t feel bad, he was just a temp.
@MitchellTF
2 жыл бұрын
"...Okay, sir. I'm going to be realistic. Is there ANY way I can get out of here without dying?" "No." "Welp, see you in Ultra Hell."
@LordEyepatch
2 жыл бұрын
He sounds like the typical *Amazon Manager.*
@rustkarl
Жыл бұрын
Recruitment for the Wandenreich must be either through the roof or absolutely abysmal.
@alucardfu2
9 ай бұрын
0:14 Yhwach: I see so now you will stand up against me?..
@azeem1597
2 жыл бұрын
Most lenient boss
@Master_E444
2 жыл бұрын
I dunno, the last guy stopped at just losing an arm and just had Grimmjow demoted. Though Aizen also made everyone think he was Josh Groban so I can't say which is worse
@brezzendorf
2 жыл бұрын
Okay i did not expect Yhwach became pun master as a thing until now. But I'm interested
@cyriszx
2 жыл бұрын
Ok now it makes sense why Bambietta do random killings of her soldiers .
@Shack11
2 жыл бұрын
I really like these short skits. Gives a very old-school omake feel to them.
@MoleBradRy
6 ай бұрын
I feel like the next line will be Ywach asking if that guy wants to be next.
@LadySatya
Жыл бұрын
This is just actually how this scene went yeah
@jobsidian4219
2 жыл бұрын
He just got Worf Effect!
@dinolover
2 жыл бұрын
He really did fuck with this man while his arm was just lying on the ground. Yhwach on goon time.
@skyrogue1977
2 жыл бұрын
This is why you need an HR dept.
@emeraldpichu1
Жыл бұрын
Yhwach: Careful that kind of talk is Azkin for trouble.
@fockerinbound935
Жыл бұрын
I like this guy's logic, it pretty sound. He have empathy, to know your in pain and will leave you alone. Senses so sharp he can identify someone trying to stand against him and finally know when someone is sitting on the job....pathetic..
@MissdermeanerJ
2 жыл бұрын
This is making me crave Bleach Abridged 😭
@sunflow57
Жыл бұрын
What a mind blowing meeting.
@KnightsWithoutATable
2 жыл бұрын
Now that was worthy of an abridged parody.
@Rahhelthethird
2 жыл бұрын
Ywach takes copyright violations very seriously.
@jhirobertson5822
Жыл бұрын
I swear villains don’t want minions, because literally in every genre, anime, movies, cartoons, books, manga, they are more likely to kill their own minions than the heroes are, and for no reason, off the simplest mistake
@dantedevon3978
2 жыл бұрын
"Sir please stop." I was rolling.
@Athkore
2 жыл бұрын
Yhwach didn't kill him, that poor man simply died of cringe.
@jackwriter1908
9 ай бұрын
...I feel like I had this conversation with my boss before, without the head exploding and uneeded bodyparts part.
@thewittywhygaming6487
2 жыл бұрын
You made this villain incredibly entertaining. :)
@Master_E444
2 жыл бұрын
There was not surviving there for that dude on the ground, just prolonging his already brief lifespan by precious seconds spent in agonizing pain while his blood painted the floor. Honestly at this point, I'm surprised Yhwach doesn't just has them sit in a pool before coming in to make the spillage easier to clean up.
@jayburn00
2 жыл бұрын
Funny thing, this is very close to what was said in the real show.
@arbknight12
2 жыл бұрын
Just like Groban: “Thousand years no arm?”
@SaucyWolfTaco
Жыл бұрын
Ahh see if I was him I’d kneel and say “KNEELING OUT OF RESPECT FOR YOU MR YAOI BAHA”
@bcmoney5272
Жыл бұрын
"Now you would protest against me? " 😂 There is no escaping
@miguelangelmendez7767
Жыл бұрын
Ywach: NEVER! *Blows the other guys head*
@LazySugarLover
2 жыл бұрын
I couldn't help but laugh & scream "This is SO like Yhwach!"
@Sebasu_tan
2 жыл бұрын
Getting Gilgamesh vibes. Loving it.
@greyowlaudio
Жыл бұрын
It's ALUCARD! (The abridged one lol)
@AbadonXXX
2 жыл бұрын
“And it wouldn’t be a blood war without a copious amount now would it?” -ywach probably
@stargirl6659
Жыл бұрын
Ahh the childhood memories
@Silvershadnic
2 жыл бұрын
Ok, I was gonna wait a bit before I started watching the anime episode but all I have to say is... "Geez!! That is a lot of blood!!"
@digitalparker
2 жыл бұрын
The true genius of this parody is that it makes more sense than the actual show.
@taniciaford6724
2 жыл бұрын
I ain't gonna lie but, this quincy guy yhwach is way more brutal than aizen
@seanread5556
2 жыл бұрын
That's because he's an idiot. unfathomable god-hax power but all the strategic brilliance of your average 5 year old
@Necromancer906
2 жыл бұрын
I don’t know any aizen do you mean josh groban?
@seanread5556
2 жыл бұрын
@@Necromancer906 do you mean this Josh Groban or THIS Josh Groban?
@Pokeredi.
Ай бұрын
@@Necromancer906 This Josh or this Groban?
@CloudMountainJuror
2 жыл бұрын
Pleeeeease keep doing these if you can, they’re so much fun!
@firstdegreesports5120
2 жыл бұрын
I'm loving and appreciating tf outta these shorts 🤣💯
@RnRs77795
Жыл бұрын
it’s funny because it’s in character. This guy is SO EXTREME. There’s no such thing as in between.
@trollerpilotxiv3079
2 жыл бұрын
You should have given him the voice of *Spoiler alert* Old Man Zangetsu
@diehardfreak1
2 жыл бұрын
God I hope you keep doing these for every episode
@dereklupsiewcz4862
2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad that I wasn't the only person who had this line of thought when this scene happened.
@tonywalker1954
Жыл бұрын
Imagine having a boss like this who always makes puns lol
@TheBobist
Жыл бұрын
This is perfectly hilarious after knowing how the original scene went
@AnthonyKusanagi101
2 жыл бұрын
Me: "the hell is happening?" Logan: "yes." Me: "thank you for answering the question." Logan: "you're welcome."
@richardromaine8639
2 жыл бұрын
Just imagine hearing you got a meeting with yhwach and now you gotta figure out if you f'd up in anyway 😂
@MeteorFalcon
Жыл бұрын
Ywach: "The puns or the killing"
@gabrijelaziza9768
Жыл бұрын
The funny thing is yhwach would say something similar to this in actual show lol
@bernathanial
Жыл бұрын
yhawch really just said "bang"
@treywilliams1388
2 жыл бұрын
you know say what you will about aizen but at least you can generally not worry about being offed by him as long as you stay in your lane follow the directions and you know keep on your toes, Ywatch will delete you if you look at him wrong.
@noneedtoknow07
2 жыл бұрын
Who's Aizen? Do you mean Josh Groban?
@treywilliams1388
2 жыл бұрын
@@noneedtoknow07 ah yes my mistake Lord Groban treated his arrancar fairly well aside from one notable exception
@joevile240
2 жыл бұрын
It's a villain I take issue with. Constantly killing your own men for no good reason. Giving them a second chance at least lights a fire under their ass to not mess up again.
@michaeldaniels642
2 жыл бұрын
And are an Arrancar
@michaeldaniels642
2 жыл бұрын
@@joevile240 guy was an Arrancar. What would you expect a Quincy to do?
@HOLDENPOPE
Жыл бұрын
Yhwach just did an Elfen Lied
@danclark2914
2 жыл бұрын
Please keep doing these, current highlight of my week.
@YamiNetto
2 жыл бұрын
Yhwach The Sealed, Sleeping King. The Father of All Quincy. The Almighty. He Who Has Eyes For Days. And The Undisputed Ruler of Extreme Puns. (Poor Jugo. This was NOT what the Sternritter Grandmaster meant by 'punch lines', a 'splash zone' or 'knocking them dead'.)
@roberthohman4637
2 жыл бұрын
That was great and a reminder why you're an awesome abridger....gonna take a while to catch up to that though
@jhgamermode6538
2 жыл бұрын
I want more bleach abridged series stucks about the strikes
@DishyLemon
2 жыл бұрын
Bleach has never been shy to violence, but this episode had people getting squashed like bugs🤣
@kurosakikun96
2 жыл бұрын
Makes you wonder what's going to happen when As Nodt shows up
@Future_Vantas
2 жыл бұрын
Trying to clean with those white uniforms must be murder
@blairwilliams3311
2 жыл бұрын
I can’t wait for the abridged episodes to happen one day….
@leethas
Жыл бұрын
This is basically how Elon Musk is running Twitter at the moment
@YoungSlim51
Жыл бұрын
Haschwalth being reasonable lol
@khepriiisun5645
Жыл бұрын
Big Hellsing Abriged vibes lol
@Orangeninja5000
2 жыл бұрын
ProjectMouthwash making the anime's return even better
@BeepSmile
2 жыл бұрын
"We *just* had the floors mopped"
@kincaid19
2 жыл бұрын
I look forward to the abridged version of this
@Lies_and_Slander
2 жыл бұрын
Working in retail be like
@xinlou6707
2 жыл бұрын
I can't help but remember CalebCity skit about how villains who kill their subortinates all the time XD
@michaeldaniels642
2 жыл бұрын
My God. He sounds like Ichigo! Everyone will be super confused except Rukia cause reasons!
@olympianadamas7054
2 жыл бұрын
Wait are we going to get shorts like this every episode my God I love you
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