"It took a bit to get her husbands voice right" took me by surprise
@shezakillrqueen
3 ай бұрын
The only comedian that never fails to surprise you. There's always a joke, you didn't see coming 😂
@jeffdittrich6778
4 ай бұрын
My dad was blind. Every month he went to a meeting of blind veterans. They alwas shared blind jokes and he would share them with me. I miss that.
@kiantongho498
4 ай бұрын
❤
@robgreenwood6939
6 ай бұрын
They're trained not to shit!! 😂😂😂
@jakesinclair7051
4 ай бұрын
You couldn't train me not shit if my life depended on it
@aabidamn
3 ай бұрын
No. The OWNERS are trained to have their dogs take a shit before they leave their house.
@donchamers6916
8 ай бұрын
That last joke really had me 😂😂😂😂😂. Brilliant
@Hemen_Aka_ELIZTRX
5 ай бұрын
I didnt get the joke
@xminatox7712
5 ай бұрын
@@Hemen_Aka_ELIZTRXhe pretended to be the blind girls husband, meaning he was tricking her to cheat by pretending he was her husband
@LonEr4evah
5 ай бұрын
@@xminatox7712 I see know 😋 thanks!
@lamaidalaakapinkcrocodile7527
3 ай бұрын
I saw that joke alot. I mean a Lot
@Skish16
5 ай бұрын
There's a tree over there 😂😂😂😂
@Youainit
3 ай бұрын
Killed me 😂
@aabidamn
3 ай бұрын
Be a dick about it.
@punnup3452
7 ай бұрын
If I'm correct guide dogs are specially trained to hold their bathroom breaks and some are even trained to use public bathrooms
@plazima
4 ай бұрын
Lmao no, they can contain them selves very well but they shit outside
@parleymanderson7527
4 ай бұрын
So they're better than some people. Yeah, I've seen some horror shits.
@jabeesguerra4898
6 ай бұрын
Didn't expect that opening salvo. 😂😂😂
@chaymaajerry1442
6 ай бұрын
Plot twist, the blind guy steps in the dog shit 😂😂😂
@OnlyPedosCanTagMe
5 ай бұрын
😐😐😐😐😐
@OR-xs7fy
4 ай бұрын
😂
@Turo1971
7 ай бұрын
I was just thinking that the other day !!! Who picks up guide dog crap ????😂😂
@The-Singularity-M87
4 ай бұрын
I'm going to tell you right now when this man comes to New York City I'm buying a ticket and going to go see him. He is out of f****** control😅😅😅😅😅
@fazergazer
3 ай бұрын
The best of the best ❤
@paulmoon3347
4 ай бұрын
All legitimate questions actually..😂
@420Stoner66
7 ай бұрын
Blind man went on a rampage in a shop smashing everything of the shelves with a stick. The shop assistant ran up to him and said "Sir, please stop! Do you require help with anything" He said "No, I am just looking, Ill call you if I have any questions".
@IAmLovesLight
8 ай бұрын
Hilarious. Best part being clip is devoid his smug chuckle. 😅 He's funny but that affect makes a little Jimmy go a long way 😂 Tehe...a little jimmy 🤣☠️
@Inalienablerights15
3 ай бұрын
Hey, he's blind, but he can still SMELL".
@scottculli7851
5 ай бұрын
This man is one of the geniuses of comedy
@JavaAndroid
8 ай бұрын
Gervais level mate: you got there!
@BampotTheScot__
6 ай бұрын
No, Gervais is Carr level.
@dcmastermindfirst9418
2 ай бұрын
Nah Jimmy smashes gervais
@LarsRyeJeppesen
6 ай бұрын
Literally laughing out loud while walking outside here in Copenhagen.
@Wyleyshort-jm7qs
6 ай бұрын
Im dying 😂😂😂😂😂
@davidvqughan
4 ай бұрын
He's an asshole ...but an extremely funny one 😅
@amygerstle2037
3 ай бұрын
Hit and miss operation 😂😂😂
@Kian987DM
4 ай бұрын
he's not a comedian. he's brilliant 🎉
@jtpaar1732
7 ай бұрын
Why does this guy look like Richard Nixon?
@KoolNaide-69420
2 ай бұрын
Dammit he's got a point
@SkyBlueTT-vv9id
4 ай бұрын
This guy is the master of corny 1 liners, makes me laugh everytime
@agastyamody9704
8 ай бұрын
Amazing
@SJC-c5k
5 ай бұрын
This guy is funny!!!
@zakiakhtar7447
4 ай бұрын
"Took me ages to get her husband's voice right"
@mikechristian-vn1le
8 ай бұрын
The Blind, and their dogs, are taught. The blind person runs her hand down the dog's spine, after the dog poops. The cover their hand with a plastic bag, and pull the bag inside out, and tie it shut. I had a blind friend.
@Will-ev3pc
8 ай бұрын
Does the dog nuzzle them a certain way to let them know they are about to poo? What if the dog poo's while you are standing at a crosswalk? Is the dog trained to not waddle while they poo? My dog will walk around a bit while she does her business.
@kesshami
8 ай бұрын
@@Will-ev3pc they will usually do their business when off duty but I imagine you get really swnsitive to when your dog stops moving
@mikechristian-vn1le
8 ай бұрын
@@Will-ev3pc I'm no expert, but they start out by mostly using dogs like golden retrievers, which are well behaved, smart, and easy to train, and the puppies are raised in trained but normal homes until they are one year old, when they go to The Seeing Eye, I think that that's what it's called, where the dogs are first trained, before their new human partners join the training. Maybe that's a week, maybe about two, the humans and dogs trained together. It was around 1990 that I had that blind friend, but she went to get her first seeing dog, and met blind guy there, too, which is very common. I later had another blind friend,, but he didn't have a dog.
@mikechristian-vn1le
8 ай бұрын
@@Will-ev3pc oh, I don't remember how the dog let's them know, but I do remember that my friend was the one who would bring the subject up. The one and only time that I walked her dog, at the mall, with my then girlfriend, the dog didn't go, probably because I, a near stranger, made the dog nervous.
@Will-ev3pc
8 ай бұрын
@@mikechristian-vn1le Fascinating! Thank you for taking the time to answer my questions. I appreciate this new found knowledge on pooing service animals. 😆. I never thought I would end up compiling a sentence like that one, but there it is, and I'm glad it happened.
@AbyssalDragon42
4 ай бұрын
Acting as get husband to sleep with her That's wicked evil
@MaXKX11
4 ай бұрын
He didnt say that he slept with her
@AbyssalDragon42
4 ай бұрын
@@MaXKX11 Well what do you think he did?
@verti3213
4 ай бұрын
It's just a joke. Besides there is more to humans than visual appearance. Blind person would recognize impostor.
@AbyssalDragon42
4 ай бұрын
@@verti3213 that depends how good the imitation is
@MartinYen942
5 ай бұрын
This was most brutal special I ever witnessed
@aarondobbs2958
4 ай бұрын
Damnit i wrote a joke very similar to this.... fuck me i gotta scrap it now. Thanks jimmy 😂
@milkboccle
4 ай бұрын
The dogs are trained to poo on command, makes it much easier easier to deal with
@freezinginferno2106
8 ай бұрын
“ these disabled people have had a too good for too long” - Dave Chapelle
@JessLynnC
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@GyppoMarx
7 ай бұрын
Takes one to know one
@JessLynnC
7 ай бұрын
@GyppoMarx it's jokes. Idk why people today feel the need to take jokes seriously lol. 🙃 ❄️
@thecameraman6275
4 ай бұрын
"sawr" 😂😂
@dp-g5i
8 ай бұрын
Not a fan of Jimmy Carr but that last joke was great
@darrinaspery378
2 ай бұрын
I was in Sydney and seen a sign ( Blind people cross here ) 🤷♂️
@plazima
4 ай бұрын
I’m blind with a guide dog, idk where he shits, and I won’t be picking that shit up.
@freesbrisbane
7 ай бұрын
Funny how blind jokes are cool, but the woke media goes off the handle about a deaf joke. 🤷🏼♂️
@Doggone7134
6 ай бұрын
My brother in Christ you are making up problems in your head
@GyppoMarx
7 ай бұрын
Shit or miss
@hammertime9183
7 ай бұрын
Bill burrs jokes about the blind is fkin A. How do the blind know when to stop wiping after taking a shit? Do they show it to the dog and it barks once for keep going and twice to stop?
@gameboys6961
3 ай бұрын
Bro is way too mean
@maureenparker6185
8 ай бұрын
Oh that's nasty
@SuperDem1972
8 ай бұрын
He is all one liner gags, i much prefer story telling comedians who lead up the the punchline.
@Cantbuyathrill
6 ай бұрын
Jimmy Carr is going straight to Hell. And Im buying front-row seats there.
@irdcs
6 ай бұрын
I sawer a guy too
@GuruOfwisdom
7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Clem35530
5 ай бұрын
You don't see the point of walking the dog. You might be blind then. Go walk a dog. :)
@DarnellMarguerite-mz1oc
5 ай бұрын
I can’t see it happening
@abudujana13
8 ай бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣
@themooseman9953
5 ай бұрын
I’m blind to this humor
@JaimeNoeGrajeda777
3 ай бұрын
🌲
@jakejenkins8127
5 ай бұрын
Sorry Jimmy if you were blind would you have a toupee
@2E0UUU
4 ай бұрын
If I type what he said will I get thousands of likes?
@A4arab
5 ай бұрын
No the dog is actually walking the blind guy(PS: the dog can see)
@uncopino
4 ай бұрын
i’m pretty sure everyone knows
@jordanprince3778
8 ай бұрын
This guy was definitely bullied in high school and I'm glad
@darioburatovich2240
8 ай бұрын
Adversity develops humour....😄🇦🇷
@pixelman2626
7 ай бұрын
And yet who's laughing now?
@xtremelymoderate829
6 ай бұрын
@@pixelman2626 Definitely not Jimmy. He's the one who makes the jokes.
@percyfree9831
7 ай бұрын
Yehhp
@clankcrimson9413
6 ай бұрын
"Being an American means to me, looking at a disabled person and knowing deep down they deserve it" - Tim Dillon
@devonflaherty1380
4 ай бұрын
Bro thinks he’s funny bruh
@petercarr7996
8 ай бұрын
Yawn
@smedleyfarnsworth263
8 ай бұрын
Was that supposed to be funny?
@seldomsane5278
8 ай бұрын
Yes.
@smedleyfarnsworth263
8 ай бұрын
@@seldomsane5278 It failed then.
@seldomsane5278
8 ай бұрын
@@smedleyfarnsworth263 I guess it's a matter of opinion. No one is so high and mighty they can't be made fun of.
@__-lj3cj
8 ай бұрын
You know it is 🙄 it's a comedy show, if it's not your thing just scroll on lol, why you gotta be salty enough to type out a comment
@scotttchviski6706
8 ай бұрын
I'm guessing, by the laughter, yes.
@tooyoungtobeold8756
8 ай бұрын
Tosser
@Unga_Bunga
8 ай бұрын
This ain't Tinder mate no reason to list your preferences.
@matthewdefrancis7679
8 ай бұрын
Good christy Jimmy carr is so lame and cheesy. The fact that he is considered to be one of the better comedians right now is absurd. He's literal garbage. Are you people just fooled by the accent? I don't get it
@drsteelhead7278
8 ай бұрын
What's the matter with you? Are you blind?
@Graphell
8 ай бұрын
Nobody cares about his accent, heck nobody cares about accents. Any other constructive critic ?
@davidkirby-jx9xp
8 ай бұрын
Akin to Jerry Lewis being a big hit in France, Or David Hasselhoff in Germany. Famous for being famous. I'm no fan of Carr either..tells recycled jokes..
@eliasvivancos4381
8 ай бұрын
He is good, come on. Another thing is if you dont like him.
@drew8958
8 ай бұрын
The most unfunny person. Not intelligent humour just piss taking like I used to witness at school...
@seldomsane5278
8 ай бұрын
🤣 need a tissue?
@podbenn_2605
8 ай бұрын
@@seldomsane5278 Wait! You did mean for wiping off the tears😢 yeah!? 😊 Slán, 🤭☘P0D🍀🖖
@drew8958
8 ай бұрын
@@seldomsane5278 Nope - just maybe Ricky G for some intelligent humorous spin !
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