close your eyes and listen closely to the spoon hitting the pan, this is actually a neubauten song
@BaddaBigBoom
6 жыл бұрын
Einstürzende Neukochtopf!
@nafdar6
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@poisonguerra
2 жыл бұрын
Caramba!!! Sim!
@simondavis750
Жыл бұрын
Its weird though, I never pictured Blixa having to eat. I always assumed he drew sustenance from the screaming chaos of the universe and used it as fuel to make sounds no mortal can fully comprehend.
@thunder_heads
10 ай бұрын
He makes cooking videos on patreon
@1975hexene
11 жыл бұрын
Notice how Blixa pauses when asked what memories or events risotto awakens. Clearly, this is a man tortured by a brothy, rice dish-filled past.
@Sarah-oj7bh
2 жыл бұрын
He has such a polite way of sidestepping the question.
@carinearoyan3825
2 жыл бұрын
I am laughing like an idiot 9 years after you made this comment. Thank you :)
@RayZappa
Жыл бұрын
there's not a grain of truth to those rice rumours
@elektrozil9728
Жыл бұрын
Tabula Rissoto
@lindsaywheelock9239
12 жыл бұрын
Blixa points out 2 important, lesser known rules: 1:Risotto must match your outfit. 2: Always place the un-engaged hand in your pocket while stirring.
@emptysresponse
4 жыл бұрын
HAHA. Gold!
@alexdebua
3 жыл бұрын
So Dandy
@grunnwald
2 жыл бұрын
🤣👍 most genious comment on youtube
@floriandel
9 жыл бұрын
Cooking some black risotto on german television - Blixa Bargeld is clearly the king of Goth,
@Ratmus1
11 жыл бұрын
Father why are all the onions weeping?
@Dean4471
4 жыл бұрын
They are merely frying, son.
@alpcan1212
3 жыл бұрын
@@Dean4471 Oh, are they merely frying, father?
@cygmusmandulis7533
2 жыл бұрын
@@alpcan1212 yes, true weeping is yet to come
@laurenceegan6136
2 жыл бұрын
But they won't be weeping long.
@vickydebr
11 жыл бұрын
Cooking black food, waring a sharp suit and keeping one hand in your pocket: COOL.
@bawbomb
11 жыл бұрын
i couldnt even focus on the subtitles because blixa's so cute
@johnbracher158
4 жыл бұрын
...on next week's show, Nick Cave will be here showing us how to re-tile your bathroom...
@emilypoore4787
4 жыл бұрын
Dammit, can only give one thumbs up
@ruthcrowley1377
2 жыл бұрын
2 years late. Funny funny :)
@RWAY-hm8gj
Жыл бұрын
Changing your spark plugs with Marc Almond and Jim Thirlwell teaching you how to make your own homemade scented candles.
@keineahnung5466
Жыл бұрын
Whether black tiles in the bathroom really look good?
@girlfriendisbetter
Жыл бұрын
Next Thursday evening Kate Bush joins us from Sussex where she has surprised her neighbours with her adeptness at grouting.
@bbanzai444
11 жыл бұрын
Just stumbled across this. Just wanted to say that this, alone, a justifies the existence of the internet...
@annade4532
9 жыл бұрын
I notice that so many people developed quite an obsession for this man, I wonder what he's thinking about it. there's some vanity in him, I can feel it, but also some humbleness
@PolarBear-rc4ks
3 жыл бұрын
I mean that's just people tbf. We all obsess over something, whether it's a person or thing!
@AM-sw9di
3 жыл бұрын
He's quite egocentric and can come across as arrogant, and cares a lot about how others see him, although I really think it's a cover for shyness and anxiety. Usually he's quite defensive in interviews, but he rarely holds eye contact and I think he finds small talk or shallow subjects quite tedious stressful. I used to be absolutely obsessed with him, though years later I've gotten back into his music and watching interviews, he's an interesting person who thinks a lot about stuff to the point where it can sound a bit abstract or detached from reality, but I think he's an interesting person. I noticed here the chef was very gentle, and I didn't see that usual defensiveness at all here which sort of backs up my theory that he is actually very shy or socially anxious.
@tinkaward6921
2 жыл бұрын
@@AM-sw9di That was one of Alfred Biolek's great strengths: he always adjusted to the person he was talking to, gave him his space and was courteous and polite.
@PatientenO.T.
Жыл бұрын
He’s worth the devotion. He’s one of the great musicians of our age. He is extremely kind and open with his fans as well since he’s matured.
@joachimdubischar2701
Жыл бұрын
@@AM-sw9dilol no, my best friends aunt was affiliated with the neubauten and blixa was a huge asshole, he doesnt just come off as egocentric and arrogant, he is the epitomy of ego and arrogance also fuck insecurities, without insecurities there arent any securities either, if anyone was truly free psychologically they would just dissolve lol
@CrushOnPixels
9 жыл бұрын
This is the most rock n' roll cooking program I have ever seen.
@BallooneyToons
6 жыл бұрын
Ya know Blixa made it big time when we watch him cook risotto
@stobbi38
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's like that video of Paul McCartney making mashed potatoes
@noracf
7 жыл бұрын
The video of David Lynch making quinoa sent me here. I hope there's one of John Balance making gingerbread up next.
@fotoautomatmusic
7 жыл бұрын
I saw that a Cpl weeks back, so fucking funny. Then I stumbled on this today and thought - wtf - is there some underground cooking channel going on I should know about...
@ladyi7609
6 жыл бұрын
If I ever find a video of Peter Murphy making a tagine or shawarma, that would round off the playlist just perfectly.
@Chainsawctopus
8 жыл бұрын
that's some seriously goth risotto, blixa. nice. god, you are hot.
@sportsfreundberlin
7 жыл бұрын
you misinterpret
@Chainsawctopus
7 жыл бұрын
sportsfreundberlin wie so?
@Becky81
10 жыл бұрын
They absolutely need to do a whole series. Even 20 years or so later. And they should of course only be allowed to cook black coloured food.
@nanetteroeland7847
2 жыл бұрын
I watched Blixa Bargeld play amplified power tools in the desert. His talent and depth is mesmerizing.
@DyllanBakker
6 жыл бұрын
" im black all over, thank you" i say the same thing whenever i finish a neubauten song
@splodgenoodles
12 жыл бұрын
Blixa you can cook in my kitchen anyday.
@strange.fields
10 жыл бұрын
the luckiest calamari that ever lived
@thunder_heads
10 ай бұрын
Or fried
@crapitoutjim
2 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this episode with Blixa and Alfred when I lived in Munich in the 90s. Biolek was a fantastic cook and host. Thanks for posting.
@keineahnung5466
Жыл бұрын
Yes me too, I found Biolek cooking actually dull, but the show with Blixa was great. But you must not forget what Biolek has done such great things in his life, Monty Python in German, etc..
@rollogurzel
2 жыл бұрын
"the tasting tongue and the speaking tongue exclude each other" BRILLIANT
@ixkey
10 жыл бұрын
Cooking with Blixa Bargeld is one of th coolest things!
@satori4183
5 жыл бұрын
Love this! Now I want to see Andrew Eldrich make an omelette and PJ Harvey make Lobster Thermidor
@growskull
Жыл бұрын
peter murphy makes a ny strip steak
@girlfriendisbetter
Жыл бұрын
Nick Cave bakes muffins
@hillloguz5810
5 жыл бұрын
How is It possible to be so fucking cool? How do I manage to look like that while cooking?
@levoldunom
8 ай бұрын
exactly
@KeepMinskWeird
6 жыл бұрын
I dunno how many times I've watched this one.
@HermanWaldorf
5 жыл бұрын
as an Italian, I can certify Blixa has class
@mehua
8 жыл бұрын
still the best video on youtube.
@lisamanic4822
3 жыл бұрын
Blixa truly is a sweet man.
@abbey7671
4 жыл бұрын
I feel like I've just seen something forbidden
@kelloxstehtimwald3968
8 жыл бұрын
sein sprachstil ist phänomenal
@radioactivecandy2034
8 жыл бұрын
Honestly I just don't even know anymore
@grahamkakerel4183
5 жыл бұрын
this is what I watch at 1 am
@LauchansChrome
4 жыл бұрын
I guess that Blixa also drenched himself into calamari ink up to the neck
@sunwiitch
12 жыл бұрын
i love the shit they talk about in this video i didnt realize it when i first watched this but i've taken a lot of this shit to heart since for one thing, dont press garlic yr gonna saute (he's entirely right about this), but more importantly, understanding how memory plays into "taste" (in almost every sense of the word) is incredibly important prepping a meal with blixa bargeld would be a fucking fantastic experience imo
@formerunsecretarybankimoon8627
2 жыл бұрын
i mean, blixa certainly is accustomed to pots and pans……..
@pavlik77
11 жыл бұрын
You will find me if you want me in the rice fieldk, unless it's pouring down with rain...
@ChiaraZecchetto
10 жыл бұрын
The real title of this video "Watch it and get pregnant!"
@ladyi7609
5 жыл бұрын
Every time I watch this video I come. #TMI
@cosimavonliebenau8317
5 жыл бұрын
Hehe, mit links rühren, die rechte in der hosentasche.
@3lektro8izarre_OG
4 жыл бұрын
The Interim Risotto.
@troygaspard6732
2 жыл бұрын
he looks good here, super relaxed.
@stacyblue1980
4 жыл бұрын
The man knows his calamari. Meeeowwwww! But seriously- this is great. Love always Blixa♥
@bierdlll
4 жыл бұрын
Liked this even before watching.
@svobodnayakassa5760
5 жыл бұрын
goth juice (made of robert smith's tears) should be added to this risotto
@growskull
Жыл бұрын
thats why its black
@ahhhlindsanityyy
3 жыл бұрын
i bought a ceramic knife because of this video 🖤
@MizMollz
8 жыл бұрын
I'm having such a good time
@stunhabterm
11 жыл бұрын
Blixa giving off a really un-blixaistic(?) smile... my world is upside down...
@l.schroder4019
8 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, Keramikmesser! Schon immer Avantgarde.
@Rottenriguez
12 жыл бұрын
He's so calm and confident. Blixa = so very sexy. Xx
@lachechi1816
6 жыл бұрын
Qué guapo este hombre. Nunca dejaré de admirar su belleza, su locura, su talento. Ahora está gordo, robusto y más viejo, pero está como el buen vino.
@mavericdragon
12 жыл бұрын
Blixa's next book..."Plate Cleaner"
@giorgilatsuzbaia7990
8 жыл бұрын
Why this is not on pornhub
@angelicank13
8 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@ladyi7609
7 жыл бұрын
Syd Barrett IKR?? Gentlemen, if you model yourself after Blixa in this clip, that would certainly give lady boners to the right women. **sigh**
@ameliamyy
7 жыл бұрын
or just normal boners to guys
@QueenConsternation
7 жыл бұрын
I prefer it here. If my husband thinks im just learning German by looking up recipes he'll get less jealous.
@superlogico8260
7 жыл бұрын
best. comment. ever.
@grimtim5756
5 жыл бұрын
Goodness me, it's Blixa waggling a spoon.
@ambientcarnage
12 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that this video exists. HAHAHA...
@kortexsirvasil
12 жыл бұрын
This makes me laugh much more than it has any right to.
@TravisAustin
10 жыл бұрын
This may seem monotonous, but I'd love to see the entire recording.
@drzeworyj
2 жыл бұрын
it's still pretty lively as for German TV standards
@jackspruceiii3920
2 жыл бұрын
Biolek MEETS Blixa ... I actually like this as much as my favorite film "The WOLFMAN meets FRANKENSTEIN" ... I ♥ Blixa ... Platonically, Musically, and now CULINARILY !!! ... what more can one admire in a role model ???
@Papillonidae
Жыл бұрын
🎵You can find me if you want me in the kitchen, unless it's pouring down with rain🎵
@blawah1800
8 ай бұрын
😅
@perjetesi2811
8 жыл бұрын
Futter mein ego!
@jacintoossatur
9 жыл бұрын
This is so sweet!!lol
@misterfrank8202
12 жыл бұрын
I wish this would be your colour.
@djudpl
11 жыл бұрын
this is the best thing ever.
@InstallaFriend
Жыл бұрын
I have hitherto never been so captivated watching risotto being made.
@KommissarBoelles
12 жыл бұрын
That's the weirdest looking meal I've ever seen. Love it!
@plunkshop6463
9 жыл бұрын
Sort of love this.
@lewis1902
4 жыл бұрын
It clearly wouldn't be an issue if he got any of that squid ink on his outfit.
@ciganyweaverandherperiwink6293
Жыл бұрын
The video I had no idea I wanted to see so badly. A created need, fulfilled in one economical action-- thanks for the Very Meta upload. 🙃😂😋👍
@ulilulable
11 жыл бұрын
"Children usually don't have a specific taste..." I wonder what's in that risotto...
@DerEchteBold
11 жыл бұрын
It first aired on April 23 1995.
@pionalu2
12 жыл бұрын
It's like watching a really good cooking show. I was feeling quite full before this, now I'm feeling hungry. Plus, the risotto matches Blixa's outfit. Awesome.
@Vinyl_Maven
3 жыл бұрын
I'm enjoying this cooking lesson on Blixa's 62nd birthday. Wonder if his cake was black... 🖤
@xGothicButterflyx
11 жыл бұрын
mmmm yummie!!! and i m talking about Blixa hahaha.
@cowboystitching
12 жыл бұрын
Always wanted to see this, thanks!
@lisasnowe7342
11 жыл бұрын
as malevich's square.
@italorama6992
8 жыл бұрын
Alla fine del video, il conduttore si pulisce la bocca con le mani. Tipica classe teutonica!
@chrisandersen5635
12 жыл бұрын
Great! This somehow reminded me of the wine tasting webcast Neubauten did which eventually became the 8th Musterhaus. Blixa is definitely a foodie and a wine buff as am I. Now I want to cook something.
@juliansilva528
10 жыл бұрын
dat voice tho.
@TarzansMom
12 жыл бұрын
Wow! When was this shot? It's amazing to see Blixa cooking. I love the tone and timber of his voice when he's talking about food and cooking here.
@sciencemaners
12 жыл бұрын
He hardly seems bored (at least not in German).
@user-ll7pq8sv9c
4 жыл бұрын
Yes but can someone explain me why was he cooking risotto in a tv program?
@Sarah-oj7bh
2 жыл бұрын
It's a show from the 90s where the host used to cook and talk with celebrities. Quite successful at the time.
@PatientenO.T.
Жыл бұрын
Because he could. He was already an accomplished cook at this young age.
@elizabethwilmot556
3 жыл бұрын
Blixa is HOT!
@sergwiesen8563
Жыл бұрын
a typical day in german television
@highhi11
11 жыл бұрын
"Uhnd I gdarnish mit dezpair!"
@roxyagogo0810
9 жыл бұрын
Aw this is surreal...
@davidweston9115
6 ай бұрын
OK, I've now decided, he's even more beautiful than David Bowie in the life on mars video. That makes him prettiest man who ever lived bar my father. I wish he hadn't gained so much weight in his old age, because it's a health liability; I worry about him.
@gregbenjamin3872
8 жыл бұрын
thank you SO MUCH for posting this! bouncing my love off the full moon right now to you and all of us on the planet and beyond... and now i want some risotto... is Blixa using black rice or is the dish black from squid ink? viele danke! many thanks!
@MakiBargeld
8 жыл бұрын
normal rice with ink added.
@labotamysausagedog
12 жыл бұрын
Well then obviously you never saw Klaus Nomi make his desserts (I am a bigger fan of Blix but, it was just so surreal watching Nomi showing off the desserts he made, while in full makeup).
@ladyi7609
7 жыл бұрын
labotamysausagedog Klaus Nomi was a successful baker before getting into the music business, though. He was "discovered" when his reputation for singing beautifully as he baked became widespread.
@stinkypanda77
10 жыл бұрын
of course the risotto is black! Lol
@michaeljans5382
Жыл бұрын
ein gutes Katerfrühstück :)
@bille77
10 жыл бұрын
Ceramic Knife for 200 Deutsche Mark. Lol!
@cuntinakia8122
10 жыл бұрын
kriegste heute im Aldi für ca. 4 €uronen
@LARPingRealLife
11 жыл бұрын
This is fascinating. It looks amazing...and terrifying!
@growskull
Жыл бұрын
genesis p-orridge makes porridge
@curbboy
6 жыл бұрын
Pulls your mind in different directions at once.Hmmm....
@andrashajdu2425
2 жыл бұрын
This reminded me of Teleshop, especially the part about the ceramic knife.
@HeavyMusicArtwork
11 жыл бұрын
Ceramic knife?! Only he could come up with that on a cooking show
@berndthiel613
4 жыл бұрын
, ........... is lange her , da gabs noch D-Mark als Bargeld
@kvass679
2 жыл бұрын
mein gott he is extremely beautiful
@MUPJC
11 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing this in the original broadcast. sepia with its ink....... delicious. often cooked in mediterranean countries, mainly the coastal regions.
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