Jack: You're not wanna own this thing in five years Me: I don't wanna own it now
@ABeans07
6 ай бұрын
accurate
@user-nr4il2qn7q
6 ай бұрын
Biblically accurate 7 series
@rosgoncharuk2403
6 ай бұрын
Why make a keeper car people will hold 5+ years if you can make a disposable touchscreen strip-club on wheels that people will turn in every 2 years? As long as you can wow China with gimmicks...
@AK_Catholic_Traditional
6 ай бұрын
@@rosgoncharuk2403Chaina bad. Much komie
@rkalla
6 ай бұрын
ROFL, counter breaker!
@FeLiX13sLaVe
6 ай бұрын
"the car your dad's boss fired him from" 💀
@IshtiaqAlam
6 ай бұрын
I could taste the 'passive' narcissism of the boss doing the firing; and I love it.
@MegaGAMER63
6 ай бұрын
The fact it has a check engine light on ALREADY !!! Blows my mind
@s4nder86
6 ай бұрын
Break My Wallet doesn't disappoint.
@good-tn9sr
6 ай бұрын
gErMan eNGiNeEriNg
@RayanMADAO
6 ай бұрын
Doesn't necessarily mean there are any real issues
@holyapple261
6 ай бұрын
@RayanMADAO honestly, my 10 year old sentra also has random check engine lights that don't mean anything. Sometimes it even starts blinking and my car shakes aggressively. I just shut if off and walk to work. No big deal.
@good-tn9sr
6 ай бұрын
@@holyapple261 but for a new car, that’s not normal. That’s expected of an economy class 10 year old car, but for a $100k+ sedan…. not so much
@kossak007
6 ай бұрын
Exterior styling might be subjective but my God, this is atrocious.
@OnTheRocks71
6 ай бұрын
Judging by the other comments, it might actually be objectively ugly. Someone mentioned the Pontiac Aztec, another vehicle that was objectively ugly.
@adammaki9066
6 ай бұрын
Looks awesome from the right angles. you probably wont ever drive one let alone sit in one anyways. enjoy your camry
@kossak007
6 ай бұрын
I'm actually enjoying my honda very much, thank you.
@KajianTemp
6 ай бұрын
@@adammaki9066"the right angles" bro it just looks ugly 💀
@s4nder86
6 ай бұрын
@@adammaki9066Here come the narcissistic rat racers as usual. Enjoy your inferiority complex.
@legatus9081
6 ай бұрын
That thing really looks like crap on the outside. Edit. Lmao I'm still getting butthurt bmw fanboys commenting 5 months after I posted this
@2iii7
6 ай бұрын
In traffic it kind of looks cool. Very distnictive beside other cars on the road. The E65 looked way uglier when it came out.
@UhOhUmm
6 ай бұрын
@@2iii7it's just big and the bigness is what turns heads
@b286guy
6 ай бұрын
But stunning on the inside
@Syncopia
6 ай бұрын
It's hideous
@TheCloser1
6 ай бұрын
I dunno I’ve seen better looking turds
@joelbolton7252
6 ай бұрын
The CEL and the cupholder cover coming off at 3:35 were the chef's kiss! LOL
@Syncopia
6 ай бұрын
Oh my Lord I didn't notice the cupholder. Simply stunning.
@supermegaunderrateduploade6686
6 ай бұрын
@@Syncopiathe driveclub profile picture goes hard, I wish they remastered Driveclub for the PS5
@jcold007
6 ай бұрын
That’s a $2000 option, sir.
@CapELarry
6 ай бұрын
Ha. I had that happen when I looked at one at a dealership. I just set it down and walked away.
@aprtur
6 ай бұрын
@joelbolton7252 - Timing it perfectly with "again, it's about luxury" just set that B-roll apart 😂
@1970HondaCL100
6 ай бұрын
The depreciation will certainly be making cents of excess.
@jeffone2nv
6 ай бұрын
Definitely get rid of it in 2yrs oh my the modules that will break.🤦🏿♂️
@MurseTech64
6 ай бұрын
No different than any other high end luxury car.
@dkmorris713
6 ай бұрын
Now that's a comment!😂
@JackSmith-qi7dr
6 ай бұрын
First thing Mark said was this is a lease vehicle.
@electrikoptik
6 ай бұрын
@@MurseTech64 Not true. Massive depreciation is very German and British thing. The Lexus LS hold its value the best among high end luxury saloons.
@colin-nekritz
6 ай бұрын
I can't wait to buy one of these for $8K in a few years to use in my garage as a meditation capsule using the two to three things that still work in it, which won't be the drive train, air ride, or most the screens, but hopefully that soothing voice thing still works.
@jayep.5328
6 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@simonisdanilo3950
6 ай бұрын
You are a funny guy 😅
@Golden_AceDBD
6 ай бұрын
youre goddamn right, an 8k private room with tremendous audio system and sexy ai to answer your question sounds a focking deal
@on-site4094
6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@AK_Catholic_Traditional
6 ай бұрын
The front seats & the Captain seats at the back will be the highlight of the living room. Massage, cooling & heating for the cat. The cat will love it!
@TripleKOShorts
6 ай бұрын
That front end is hideous... I'll take a late 90s 740iL over this any day!
@epbrown01
6 ай бұрын
Ha! My first thought was “Man, I miss the E38 7-series.”
@daweed980
6 ай бұрын
That was by far the best generation 7 series!
@erranzimmermann1207
6 ай бұрын
For me, that was peak BMW. I still love the late 90s/early 2000s 3-series. For me, BMW died after that generation. That hadn't been a single model since then that resonated with me to any meaningful degree. I'm sure I'll get flack for that comment, but it is what it is. Nothing compares in terms of smoothness and symmetry.
@epbrown01
6 ай бұрын
@@erranzimmermann1207 I wouldn’t go that far. They lost consistency, but they still have the occasional nice-looking car, like the E90 coupe or the 2nd-gen X5. But before that they had hold model lines that looked good.
@ghettomist1575
6 ай бұрын
Most sane people would agree with you
@kylev.1163
6 ай бұрын
The engine light on at 3k miles is peak BMW.
@APAstronaut333
6 ай бұрын
I’m actually impressed
@rosgoncharuk2403
6 ай бұрын
It was designed for Chinese market - that's all you need to know.
@TheGio777gio
6 ай бұрын
Exactly!
@KJVirander
6 ай бұрын
What’s your point exactly?
@air-headedaviator1805
6 ай бұрын
That doesn’t really tell me anythinh
@TheGio777gio
6 ай бұрын
@@KJVirander That different markets have different preferences in design.
@TheGio777gio
6 ай бұрын
@@air-headedaviator1805 too bad
@27Ctrojans
6 ай бұрын
Every time i see one of these on the road makes me wish id taken another road
@Patient_Lion_BS
6 ай бұрын
😂
@cnbkyn4139
6 ай бұрын
🤡
@MauriceBln1
6 ай бұрын
Just because then you realize that you are so poor.
@b3dazzl3
6 ай бұрын
@@MauriceBln1 It's not the realization that I'm so poor (I am) It's that someone with absolutely awful taste is that much more successful financially than I am lol.
@alpha7ization
4 ай бұрын
@@b3dazzl3 People who drive these usually have more money than brains, or no money and no brains
@isserdigan2835
6 ай бұрын
BMW should fire their designers..
@welles28
6 ай бұрын
I get it, but the designers aren't the root problem. The executives who signed off on this excrescence are the problem.
@zarbon700
6 ай бұрын
The ugly designs are selling well. The majority of BMW buyers care more about the interior luxury, tech and driving dynamics.
@m00nkinftw
6 ай бұрын
I think most new BMW cars look like shit...but they sell well so it does appeal to a large audience so in that way they're good at giving what their customer base wants. Me personally I'd never buy a BMW simply cause I think they look incredibly ugly
@isserdigan2835
6 ай бұрын
@@zarbon700 BMW has good designs that sell well. X1 X3 X5 3 series and 5 series. These suck X2 X4 X6 2 series and 7 series.
@TML34
6 ай бұрын
I think they did. This looks like it was designed by Ai.
@tracybrovan3997
6 ай бұрын
Damn the exterior looks like DUMPSTER FIRE. Seriously.
@EndeavorsDnB
6 ай бұрын
How?
@cbotten106
6 ай бұрын
They're still talking about Chris Bangle. Clearly, the herd has rendered its opinion....dumpster fire. @@EndeavorsDnB
@joesekel7908
3 ай бұрын
Disagree. I look at one every day. It's bold and beautiful. BMW designed this exterior for people who are open-minded and have good taste;-)
@ShaneMorris1986
6 ай бұрын
As a 7-Series owner (G11/G12), I want to implore all of you to only lease, never own. If not for the MaxCare warranty, my 26 months of ownership would have already cost me $38K in maintenance.
@domkraggp9944
6 ай бұрын
Sheesh , did you own from new
@hermit527
6 ай бұрын
How the hell did you end up with $38K in maintenance in the span of 26 months? Did you shred some tires? Consume the brakes? Used it as an Uber and put 100k miles? It just doesn't add up.
@markus8484
6 ай бұрын
Which engine? 750i?
@ThePorkTree
6 ай бұрын
@@hermit527 2:30 in and SG is talking about a CEL. Doesn't seem wild to imagine, to me!
@derbigpr500
6 ай бұрын
Americans with their "I'll lease it for 3 years so I don't have to take car of it" wasteful mentality that leads to expensive cars braking down strike again. It's your fault that all luxury cars in the USA have about 10x worse reliability statistics and breakdown rates than they do in Europe, or the rest of the world. Same exact cars. It's also why they depreciate so much faster in the US than anywhere else. I wouldn't buy an expensive car owned by an american either. We have a 740d in my family with over 450,000 km right now, apart from a few paints chips on the front, swirl marks and a bit of shine on the steering wheel and seat leather, the car drives, looks and feels like it left the showroom this morning. Nothing, and I mean nothing, ever went wrong with it in over 9 years of ownership. Regular servicing in the BMW dealership (which was free for the first 5 years btw), fuel and tires is all the expenses related to it. And the car spends most of the time sitting on the autobahn traveling at really high speeds, so it's not babied.
@inorganiccash334
6 ай бұрын
I watched this wearing a Patagonia jacket. I felt like we had a real connection.
@welles28
6 ай бұрын
61 year old many time BMW owner here, so I'm somewhere in the vicinity of the target market for this car. My verdict: Appalling.
@bassandtrebleclef
6 ай бұрын
We have had at least 1 BMW in our household for the last 26 years but the newest one is 17 years old.
@Closertotruth2
6 ай бұрын
I’m like you. In my 60s, owned several BMWs in the past. Won’t consider one now. I turned into a Porsche and Lexus guy.
@JRB41
6 ай бұрын
@@Closertotruth2 Completely agree
@johntechwriter
5 күн бұрын
As a writer I thank you for finding the adjective I was seeking: appalling indeed.
@somerandomfella
6 ай бұрын
That amazing sound system is to help drown out thoughts of how you just spent your kids education fund on a pile of 💩
@afrostigmeister
6 ай бұрын
Dad: I got some bad news son... I'm sorry but you won't be able to graduate next year.. Son: 🥺 Why? How come?!..... I... I don't understand... Dad: its the bimmer...One of the screens has check engine light !!
@saltyapostle44
6 ай бұрын
That is the dumbest looking car I've ever seen.
@EndeavorsDnB
6 ай бұрын
In which ways?
@pabo8080
6 ай бұрын
The ultimate lease machine
@alfredotovar8984
6 ай бұрын
*leaking lol
@gregoryrobertson
6 ай бұрын
Beautiful
@Josh-cw8by
6 ай бұрын
The Geese honking in the background make this video complete.
@geraldarcuri9307
6 ай бұрын
Yes. The geese were laughing their beaks off at this Ugly Duckling!
@michaelw6277
6 ай бұрын
This car looks like a bad migraine.
@colin-nekritz
6 ай бұрын
*Is* This car IS a bad migraine.
@seansiew5629
6 ай бұрын
The 5 series is way uglier, had seen both, and the 5 series makes me puke more
@3037Imp
6 ай бұрын
Ouch 😂😂
@michaelw6277
6 ай бұрын
@@3037Imp literally
@mayank666ful
6 ай бұрын
Wow this is an ugly car
@patricebaumel
6 ай бұрын
These iPad style dashboards give me nightmares.
@LJ-wo1wf
6 ай бұрын
3:30 - I love how "it's about luxury" is the comment as the cupholder cover pops off.
@BruceLeedar
6 ай бұрын
It's an exclusive feature you won't find in any other car.
@Jobo9O9
6 ай бұрын
i was just looking to see if anyone else caught that, fucking hilarious
@randyp6370
6 ай бұрын
Chris Bangle even says, “Christ this is hideous “
@timpoortinga7689
6 ай бұрын
Don't use God's name in vain!!
@MarcABrown-tt1fp
6 ай бұрын
@timpoortinga7689 Oh shut up.🙄 It's not even in vain you dunce, this car is ugly.
@juneauclassic
6 ай бұрын
god being chris bangle of course@@timpoortinga7689
@cbotten106
6 ай бұрын
You worship Christopher Bangle too. Peace be with you my friend. They'll join us in time. @@timpoortinga7689
@ricksays7133
6 ай бұрын
Chris Bangle design for the 3 series and 5 series still looks modern today.
@svgPhoenix
6 ай бұрын
BMW tech here. Just got done spending almost all day to pull an intercooler out of one of these to find that they didn't snap an evap hose connector together all the way, causing a MIL at like 2k
@ADUSN
6 ай бұрын
Appealing to Chinese tastes has been a disastrous mistake for the auto industry.
@TDCIYB77
6 ай бұрын
Sadly that is where the money is. We westerners are not at the geopolitical and economic spot we were 20 30 years ago.
@razorworks111
6 ай бұрын
@@TDCIYB77not sure that’s the case anymore, with the Chinese markets currently contracting. Cars like this were designed at a time when the Chinese economy was still growing rapidly, but it should be interesting to see if styles change over the next few generations, following the most recent economic developments
@ggremlinz
6 ай бұрын
China may be the biggest market for luxury cars but don't forget that America is a close 2nd despite having nearly a fourth of the population
@herrbrahms
6 ай бұрын
I wish I could like this 1000 times.
@morstyrannis1951
6 ай бұрын
China isn't the only society where flaunting wealth with expensive vehicles - that you may or may not actually be able to afford - is a social requirement. Here in British Columbia the Chinese and Indian communities are constantly competing for the most ostentatious and vulgar displays of wealth through German cars.
@andrewhillman9632
6 ай бұрын
This car will keep BMW techs busy for years. Trickle down economics.
@cwhiting
6 ай бұрын
Came off the show room floor with the check engine light pre lit
@derbigpr500
6 ай бұрын
A check engine light doesn't mean something is broken. Learn this, don't be stupid. It's a warning for about 1000 different possible situations.
@bobbymueller3680
6 ай бұрын
$2000 feature
@zeoh4371
6 ай бұрын
Regardless no new car should have a check engine light after 3k miles. Especially not a press car
@derbigpr500
6 ай бұрын
@@zeoh4371 It's something so minor it doesn't affect anything and can be whitelisted in the infotainment. Even warnings will trigger a check engine light.
@Syncopia
6 ай бұрын
That's the 7 series magic.
@konradhittner4668
6 ай бұрын
It’ll be an awesome pimpmobile in polychrome paint 6 years from now, and nicely “stanced” when the airbags crap out.
@kmzoilus2486
6 ай бұрын
one of the ugliest front ends I have ever seen on a car ever!
@jamesh1641
6 ай бұрын
That front end. Lord. Darth Vader wants his helmet back.
@DrT1250
6 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bigd7386
6 ай бұрын
The amount of grace given here is surprising. I don’t care if I’m leasing it or not, a check engine light and pieces of trim, brand new, is unacceptable at this price point.
@wicked_smaaht
6 ай бұрын
LMAO... pickleball reference. There's a town pickleball court right across from my house, and a 70-year-old dude comes to play every day driving his 7 Series.
@bertamus47
6 ай бұрын
the Ultimate Douche Machine
@seansiew5629
6 ай бұрын
@suspicionofdeceitthe S class w223 has more problems than this, my MB mechanics has many of those in his shop, an overrated garbage of an S class that is
@smurf9857
6 ай бұрын
Externally, that is absolutely hideous. It’s a no from me straight away.
@seansiew5629
6 ай бұрын
S class has the looks but don’t hope for that to be more reliable than this, my mechanics has many w223s in his shop, it’s overrated garbage to own
@jbraunger
6 ай бұрын
Never jealous when I see one on the road. Just perplexed as to why this was chosen by the owner.
@genericreference6969
6 ай бұрын
Because they can.
@ricksays7133
6 ай бұрын
Yeah they're close to affording a Porsche sedan or SUV and yet they pick this ugly sedan.
@Krauser1226
6 ай бұрын
Even if this had the greatest interior in the world, there's absolutely no way I could get over how that thing looks on the outside. Straight up hideous.
@169FLOZ
6 ай бұрын
This miiiight be the ugliest BMW ever built? It's a fucking smart phone on wheels. A KZitem link on the fucking center console. We live in the worst timeline. This is hell.
@cbotten106
4 ай бұрын
This vehicle has a gasoline engine and either you have one hell of a smart phone, with ICE power, or this comment is under the wrong video.
@ChurchAutoTest
6 ай бұрын
I'm 10 minutes into the video and the vibe I keep getting is that the Geese are trying to excuse what an ugly, overweight monstrosity this is. I came for the biting criticism, sticking around to see if they tell me where it went.
@humanbeing1675
6 ай бұрын
As a german I have to admit....this car is extremely UGLY.🤢 (...Interior & exterior.)
@BakingThePoundcake
6 ай бұрын
I'm too dumb to understand the audio system graphs. Has SG ever explained how to interpret those?
@Trollollolollol
6 ай бұрын
@suspicionofdeceitno. No it's not
@savagegeese
6 ай бұрын
We need to update it but here is the intro. kzitem.info/news/bejne/k4h4naOqh5hzZH4
@BoneStack117
6 ай бұрын
A more flat curve is generally desirable as it means the the lows, mids, and high audible frequencies of sounds are heard at a similar volume. This is a flat response. Being able to then tweak with EQ makes for a good sound system. Sometimes, there will be peaks or valleys in desirable places, but this can pigeon hole the sound, making it less versatile/authentic. A crappy sound system with not be flat, will have peaks/valleys in undesirable spots or be bass heavy to compensate.
@BoneStack117
6 ай бұрын
If you also pause the video and read the blurb when the test results are on screen, there is a brief analysis of the results.
@DS-nw4eq
6 ай бұрын
I’m also dumb
@cbotten106
6 ай бұрын
Okay that heavily accented Asian "assistant" voice was definitely BMW tipping its hand about this cars focus. That's assuming you didn't notice the styling cues getting in. I've enjoyed this review, btw.
@tlanand21
6 ай бұрын
laughing so hard when that artist audio recording came on
@Oversight85
6 ай бұрын
The BMW dealer in my area is offering about 30K off the tag for these piles right now. I think we've reached two milestones: 1) nobody, not even the wealthy, want to be bent over on price anymore; and 2) modern BMW's have the worst exterior styling (and arguably interior) of any major manufacturer.
@TinHatRanch
6 ай бұрын
This car makes Chris Bangle look like Michelangelo.
@johnbroadbelt
6 ай бұрын
Aztec Sedan
@Syncopia
6 ай бұрын
You're onto something
@seansiew5629
6 ай бұрын
So an unreliable garbage like the w223 is better? Go sit in your Toyota
@CMHC
6 ай бұрын
check engine light is awesome
@asc395
6 ай бұрын
just making sure you guys are reminded that what makes this channel special is the technical details and genuine effort and care that you guys put in. i appreciate it!
@omnimoeish
6 ай бұрын
Along with equal parts snark and brutal honesty. My favorite part is the description of the stereotypical buyer of each car they review. Like who pays $140k for a luxury BMW that goes from 0-60 in 4 seconds? No doubt some rich business owner that needs to get to the airport or get to work to probably fire some people because they need more money. They aren't trying to make a good investment, they don't love the car for the car's sake because they're a car lover like a Porsche buyer.
@louKushh
6 ай бұрын
you mean the dumb guy that likes every bmw, and says b58 every video?
@faheemabbas3965
6 ай бұрын
BMW is dead to me.
@JollyGiant19
6 ай бұрын
Unless you buy/lease new from them, should they care?
@seansiew5629
6 ай бұрын
Mercedes reliability? Dead
@faheemabbas3965
6 ай бұрын
@@seansiew5629 German reliability?
@DS-nw4eq
6 ай бұрын
Hot take. The automotive industry is dead to me, except maybe a couple motorcycles.
@EndeavorsDnB
6 ай бұрын
Cool, don’t buy one.
@angusbeef4252
6 ай бұрын
Mmmm the BMW CCP Mobile. Does it come with tik-tok pre-installed?
@CoolHand273
6 ай бұрын
no but it records all your convos and data and uploads it to CCP headquarters server.
@whippingstar
6 ай бұрын
Exterior is terrifying; interior looks incredible; screens will never not look completely generic.
@sc705
6 ай бұрын
As someone said the inside looks like a stripclub
@bikeomatic8005
6 ай бұрын
It’s so fucking ugly that it doesn’t matter what technological marvel its fitted with. That goes for all their recent models, 5 series, x7. 2018 was the last model year that bmws looked like bmw… rocking a 2020 x5 m50d the only upgrade would be same year x5/x7 m50i or x5m if they had it with comfort seats (or just alpina x5/7).
@axelengelmann9044
6 ай бұрын
guys is very sad to see your bias tors bmw... this car sucks and is most stupid thing to buy. actually you said that in the Mercedes Benz s class test...but oooohhh bmmmwwww. It's everything impressive. Then you sacrifice Tesla and this shit is even worse.
@Ethan7s
6 ай бұрын
Everything works so well, even the check engine light.
@jonesjones7057
6 ай бұрын
That thing is so ugly it actually invokes an ever so slight anger.
@gallo8573
6 ай бұрын
Fugliest 7 series ever, simply horrible….
@matthewshultz8762
6 ай бұрын
Anti-pedestrian box front end. Just as bad as the latest trucks from GM/Ford/Stellantis. 'Lease-only' and then a liability for anyone who owns it afterwards. What a useless vehicle.
@radudeATL
6 ай бұрын
3:33 true luxury.
@v_n_bot
6 ай бұрын
Not going to age gracefully.......
@anthonymascolo5519
6 ай бұрын
This will be $5k on the buy here pay here lot in 10 years
@dimekoza
6 ай бұрын
So basically, a 25.000$ Toyota has a better hybrid system than this 100.000$+ BMW?!
@romankalyniuk2596
6 ай бұрын
Sardine cans look better than that thing
@Pantallideth94
6 ай бұрын
This is especially grotesque when you think back to how great the 7 series looked in the 90's, 2000's.
@bassandtrebleclef
6 ай бұрын
The 2000s?? 😂😂😂😂
@Pantallideth94
6 ай бұрын
@@bassandtrebleclef OMG Becky! He used an apostrophe improperly in a KZitem comment section!🤓
@NoodlesExtraMSG
6 ай бұрын
opening doors with voice command or nontouch handgestures. just hold your hand over a sensor by the handle like those foot activated lift gates... theres more ways to over complicate this! we can do it!!
@afrostigmeister
6 ай бұрын
😂😂 Just put the giant price tag below the tail lights and people will just move out of the way... no need for useless indicators
@NoodlesExtraMSG
6 ай бұрын
@@afrostigmeister the number series and sub model number times $25k is the MSRP. and every time you start it up, announces the price using a Cortana-like AI voice, over the electronic speaker. you can pay for celebrity voice overs, subscription based, of course.
@miketeeveedub5779
6 ай бұрын
Seriously - is BMW trying to go out of business? Because THIS is how you go out of business!
@DaGoook
6 ай бұрын
Someone in my complex owns one of these in black with chrome trim. Yes it's ugly and yes I live in China.
@naarealy
6 ай бұрын
This car is both the reward and the punishment for successfully offloading all the sub-prime mortgage backed securities from your bank's balance sheet.
@tailsneon556
6 ай бұрын
Thanks, I hate it.
@bassandtrebleclef
6 ай бұрын
😂😂Best comment here!
@seansiew5629
6 ай бұрын
@@bassandtrebleclef you are probably too broke enough to own one,so grow up
@eggy7346
6 ай бұрын
If you're praising the exterior styling, you are objectively wrong and belong in jail
@3ducs
6 ай бұрын
Godawful ugly! $140,000.... a month ago I paid $14,000 for a 2006 Jaguar XJ8 VDP LWB, sure, not as fast, will have some maintenance issues, but good looking, all leather and real burl walnut interior, just one small touch screen, all aluminum construction so lighter, 3,800 pounds as opposed to 5,600. The other day a pretty woman crossed a parking lot to talk to me about the car (not that sort of "pretty woman"), chicks dig Jags, I doubt anyone is going to go out of their way to talk to the driver of one of these. I was just out in my rural NH area, it came to me what the BMW front end reminds me of, any of many modern pickup trucks, it has that brutalist "styling", a Soviet era architecture thing.
@tdrcar
6 ай бұрын
This car is the real 6000 SUX, if you remember RoboCop.
@alexanderryan1176
6 ай бұрын
These luxury car companies get away with murder with their reliability. Can you imagine if Ford had a check engine light at 3k miles? We'd never hear the end of it.
@markm0000
6 ай бұрын
Actually there are plenty of fords with blown engines at 3k miles and they pay a marketing team to delete as much as possible off the internet.
@faheemabbas3965
6 ай бұрын
This. Lexus seems to be the only exception. The most overlooked luxury ever in the “luxury car” segment imo is having a peace of mind.
@ADUSN
6 ай бұрын
@@faheemabbas3965 Agreed. The Euros couldn't compete in quality or reliabilitity, hence why they shifted to nonsense once they realized Lexus was eating their lunch in the mid 90's. Prior to that, BMW/MB were damn good cars.
@alexanderryan1176
6 ай бұрын
@@markm0000 do you have a source for this?
@jw6188
6 ай бұрын
Its a press car that journalists have been beating on. And reliability is on par with lexus according to a bunch of reports
@powerhouse884
6 ай бұрын
EVERY NEW BMW model design so far looks HORRIBLE 🤢 🤮 WTF happened to them? They fired their design engineers or something?
@rosgoncharuk2403
6 ай бұрын
The target market changed to China, that's why it's so disgusting, disposable and gimmicky inside and out.
@xafy946
6 ай бұрын
This thing sucks lol
@bravofighter
6 ай бұрын
This will take the place of the Hellcat as the most repoed model on the planet, only from suburbia instead of the hood.
@cgreenfield6655
6 ай бұрын
I'm probably going to puke. When your $150k BMW looks to be designed by the same guys that made the $25k Hyundai Elantra there might be an issue. I really mean it when I say this; F this car and F BMW.
@TypeTuber
6 ай бұрын
The manufacturer nameplate on the lower driver b pillar was not applied straight. That immediately triggers my slapped together everywhere else warning system
@richardsmith579
6 ай бұрын
Is it quite noisy for a quiet car, or am I regaining my hearing?
@tyhyhh
6 ай бұрын
Modern bmw is gross idc what anyone says
@stoyanivanov3429
6 ай бұрын
It is just amazing how they keep making modern cars uglier and uglier.
@herrbrahms
6 ай бұрын
BMW's recent obsession with octagonal instrument cluster design is just plain hateful. No dials? No dice.
@nicholasgialleonardo3280
6 ай бұрын
Thanks again Jack and Mark, without this review I may have considered trading in my Hyundai Kona to purchase one!
@MuahMan
6 ай бұрын
It's like someone intentionally designed it to be the ugliest car ever made.
@erict.35
6 ай бұрын
“They” did it intentionally.
@scottgabbard662
6 ай бұрын
For those in Silicone Valley or Beijing that have moved beyond Tesla…
@zootius
6 ай бұрын
I liked BMW from 1985-2000 when they made sober, handsome, understated, over-engineered cars, with the focus on the driving experience. This is the opposite.
@chucky29949
6 ай бұрын
16:00 Pretty much a V8 550i tuned would be so much better refined and faster. The 7 series is a GIANT tank its simply just too much lol.
@805NAVE
6 ай бұрын
3:32 what the hell was THAT????
@entertained...
6 ай бұрын
Mmm, BMW quality...
@jswizzlestick
6 ай бұрын
This looks like something out of RoboCop
@nickh5049
6 ай бұрын
That would be the 6000 SUX.
@DS-nw4eq
6 ай бұрын
That’s fitting for 2024.
@baronvonjo1929
6 ай бұрын
Normally not very opinionated on deisgns. But wow. This thing looks like crap. Like its really really bad. I would be so embarrassing to drive this. Also lease only. What a pathetic car.
@Mr.Marbles
6 ай бұрын
the designer saw the multipla and saw it as a challenge to beat
@eliotgarcia21
6 ай бұрын
@Syncopia
6 ай бұрын
Multipla sedan!
@wkkirvida
6 ай бұрын
Will be fun to see how the bmw echo chamber gushes over this in the roundel magazine BMW has been shitting on their enthusiast base since about 2011 Actually when did Bangle pen his first design? That’s when
@JB-kz4hi
6 ай бұрын
Is it possible that BMW is too far gone? Truly never expected something this atrocious.
@davewilson7602
6 ай бұрын
Wasn’t there one of these in the 2000s that everybody hated and they redeemed themselves with the next one? Everybody knows these are a nightmare to maintain but you’re at least supposed to look at it and want one anyway 😂
@kofib3
6 ай бұрын
@@davewilson7602The Chris Bangle design era where his 7 series was described as the "Bangle Butt"
@rosgoncharuk2403
6 ай бұрын
Sold out to China
@GT-RTData9
6 ай бұрын
This grotesque ass vehicle. I’ve seen these at night with light up grille and it’s completely gross, Unlike the Chevy SSR.
@reestyfarts
6 ай бұрын
One of those cars where you say "look, somebody bought one."
@tommyc1909
6 ай бұрын
I literally said that when I 1st saw the 4 series on the street
@herculesrockefeller8969
6 ай бұрын
😂
@MrSchattka
6 ай бұрын
But does it have a button for the button that unlatches the door?
@Jtjustintimberlake
6 ай бұрын
For me this car is butt ugly. I really do hate all of the screens. I am definitely old school in this regard.
@eduardoizquierdo309
6 ай бұрын
Can we have an entire episode to jack talking about the b58? Lol
@albertobenelli
6 ай бұрын
I would have ANY other luxury brand sedan over this . This car looks like a huge, heavy, ugly joke .
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