“A sniper’s dream” is easily my favourite phrase of the last twenty years.
@isthisreva7878
2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes it just pops up in my mind and there is an unbreakable chain of giggling starts
@mileswilliams1585
2 жыл бұрын
He worked with a guy who had a limp and they called him Sniper's nightmare
@rachael2908
2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂@@mileswilliams1585
@alanbell6189
Ай бұрын
Mine is the guy who worked in a factory called Keth, was called Keith but he lost an eye in an accident!
@NUTWAVE
19 күн бұрын
Some people say I have a small head, including my wife and close friends. But now I feel a certain comfort in knowing I am a sniper’s worst nightmare.
@fannymunchkin2638
6 жыл бұрын
'"Fingerprints on an abandoned handrail" is quite poetic. I might try to slip that into a conversation sometime.
@tonyhaskellful
5 жыл бұрын
Sure thing fanny
@nisarrahil8081
4 жыл бұрын
I had, and it worked like a charm
@ll2240
4 жыл бұрын
I use it to describe my ex.
@GeoffreyBronson
3 жыл бұрын
@@ll2240 I use theft and shrubbery for mine
@halfling49
2 жыл бұрын
"Picking bits of pollen from a mouse's handkerchief" is also good
@ankitknight6304
7 жыл бұрын
sniper's dream that was genius
@oriwittmer
Ай бұрын
Or the bloke that walks with a limp called sniper's nightmare
@billyfoster9087
Ай бұрын
The clever thing about bob is that he can make up stuff like that at a moments notice anyway, very hard to read if he's making it up or not, very unique and intelligent funny man.
@andyandrion9705
7 жыл бұрын
Worked with a guy who walked with a limp and was called 'snipers nightmare '
@wotmate1440
5 жыл бұрын
don't get it?
@alexbenzie6585
5 жыл бұрын
Wot Mate I'm glad no one explained it to you you donut.
@wotmate1440
5 жыл бұрын
@@alexbenzie6585 fuck ya bro i was just asking
@thedunyadoneya2628
5 жыл бұрын
@@wotmate1440 think the idea is if you walk with a limp, your head is never in a fixed position and you'll keep ducking the bullets (of course, it would take a highly incompetent marksman to continue with this charade, but nvm) therefore "a snipers nightmare"
@ll2240
4 жыл бұрын
@@wotmate1440 Do. Nut
@Jazzcodes
Ай бұрын
Comedy genius! So many great lines! May Bob live forever!!!
@MeG-yt2nv
6 жыл бұрын
We do beg your pardon but we are in your garden 😂😂😂
@jeffreyfreeman1615
Ай бұрын
I live in Middlesbrough and during our childhood years we did play games similar to this. So Bob is spot on. Brings back happy memories. Love listening to his stories.
@bobbyfunface4469
Ай бұрын
yep me too boro lad here👋 "garden creeping" we used to call it. And then it was "hedge diving"!
@fuccasound3897
Ай бұрын
@@bobbyfunface4469 yep me too; "garden creeping" and then "hedge diving" usually involved the houses with the thickest privet hedges on the council estate, who ever got the best "bounce back" was the winner, but the hedge often collapsed and was flattened. If you were unlucky there were old fence posts the hedge had been planted around, my mate 'Clanger' got a nail through his chin into the roof of his mouth, it was a 'good laugh tho.'
@neilm3955
28 күн бұрын
@@fuccasound3897We called that Donkey Derby in my hometown in Ayrshire. Great memories.
@RobbieB2606
26 күн бұрын
@@fuccasound3897 Bob, is that you? 😂
@stevepitts7998
26 күн бұрын
@@bobbyfunface4469 Are you sure your real name isn't Gary Cheeseman? I did a hedge dive once and the home owner and family were saying goodbye to friends at their front door, so around seven or eight irate adults chased me down the road. Being only 14 I was a lot faster than them ... and I did have a hedge start 😉.
@alexreeve2366
2 жыл бұрын
Dream dinner party - Top of the list Bob every time
@ryanward3488
4 жыл бұрын
I hope that’s all the information you need.....
@kaycamille1544
18 күн бұрын
Probably the funniest natural gifted raconteur around.
@no-oneman.4140
27 күн бұрын
Bob, you are a comedy god. Katherine, you take my breath away, blimey.
@greentop7705
4 жыл бұрын
Bob on Lee's team with Mark Corrigan picking holes in the story is my fave WILTY episodes!
@ChillToMusic87
Ай бұрын
Would I Lie To You.
@johnvonhorn2942
7 жыл бұрын
Bob burns bright
@jamesfield1674
5 жыл бұрын
Fingerprints on a abandoned handrail sounds like a new album from Mulligan & O'Hare
@MeG-yt2nv
6 жыл бұрын
Funniest guest ever
@janspeelkameraad353
6 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest guys, period.
@UserName-br5zu
3 жыл бұрын
Stabba, bagga, Neil overall and Jerry dungaree 😂😂
@thesolitaryadventurer
2 жыл бұрын
There's a method to his names Jerry Dungaree is Mick Overalls son (is the dad a mechanic?) In another story, Davy Numbers was John Calculator's son (is the dad an accountant or a betting shop owner?) He's hilarious. Brilliant guy
@brendansmith3851
Ай бұрын
Staver
@johnmc3862
Ай бұрын
Gentle Ken.
@vlogtwins6488
Ай бұрын
Hedge hopping
@erenjaegerbomb8653
26 күн бұрын
This is the kind of experience the Internet has deprived a lot of children of. Though it also gave us Bob Mortimer KZitem videos. It's a real toughie.
@griffinzoo1
Ай бұрын
we used to play that game. we called it donkey in the garden. happy days.
@MACHOO179
3 жыл бұрын
A mate of mine has one leg shorter than the other (old war wound) because of this when he walked it caused his head to wobble, we call him a sniper's nightmare. 😉
@ao8958
3 жыл бұрын
THE ROCK listener? 😉
@MikeMcRoberts
25 күн бұрын
What a national treasure Bob is
@danielconnolly8565
23 күн бұрын
“…I hope that’s all the information you’ll need…”🤣🤣🙌🏼🙌🏼
@noradosmith
4 жыл бұрын
That laugh at 2:12 is so wonderful
@SimonDover
2 күн бұрын
Just imagine a night in the pub with BM deliberately talking crap all night. What an experience.
@eamonahern7495
Ай бұрын
"Cheeseman was very good at it" was what gave it away for me.
@simonlaxon9474
Ай бұрын
And with this one admission, Middlesbrough constabulary could finally find closure to the 1983 - 1984 unsolved "peeking Tom" cases that plagued the town 😂
@neilm3955
28 күн бұрын
Sergeant Bytheway?
@simonlaxon9474
28 күн бұрын
@@neilm3955 😂
@simonlaxon9474
28 күн бұрын
@@neilm3955 He had moved from Castle Douglas to Middlesbrough 😂
@davecrupel2817
4 жыл бұрын
This man is decievingly funny!! I love it!
@mwdyceffylgwaith2168
4 жыл бұрын
one of the funniest men in British comedy - he knows what he is doing
@markfox1545
Ай бұрын
*deceivingly. What do you think 'deceivingly funny' means? Odd phrase.
@davecrupel2817
Ай бұрын
@@markfox1545 he just leads you on with a somewhat casual story, and he tells it in a pretty casual way. Then he just hit you with a sidewinder that he comes up with on the spot. Like those absurd names. Catching you by surprise.
@leec6424
23 күн бұрын
Bob is so naturally funny its unfair 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@krakatoa1200
29 күн бұрын
It didn't matter how weird or crazy Bob's stories are, they're all true. wouldn't it have been great fun to have him as a school mate? I remember as a kid tying cotton on to door knockers in the road, and hiding behind a hedge and knocking the door, and watching the home owners looking around to see who was there.
@LukeLewisme
7 жыл бұрын
Genius
@user-gn7ej6vt6b
Ай бұрын
This is comedy gold, goodness me, David Webb is also very funny, as is Lee Mack - outstanding 🤣🤣
@Wimpleman
Ай бұрын
His name is David Mitchell - Robert Webb is his comedy writing/performing partner in Peep show. I personally cannot stand Lee Mack, his ego is gargantuan
@BRP-2001
28 күн бұрын
Lee Mack not so much. Hes clearly intimidated by how comfortable Bob is in himself Macks quips are usually detrimental, and based on his own insecure perception of what is "embarrassing"
@JamoonXerxesSauber
18 күн бұрын
Mack is super quick though, even if you don't like his style. Some of his comebacks are lightspeed
@ryanmattox7408
Жыл бұрын
I’m now picturing Bob getting Rob, Lee, and David to do this game with him.
@mickhavermans7319
Ай бұрын
Bob's comedy gold🫡🌟👏🏅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@johnreeves5115
10 күн бұрын
One word,,, genius 😄😄😄👏👏👏
@canadaclaret
27 күн бұрын
Kids that age invent strange games. I used to teach at a high school in rural Ontario with à small group of kids who would transfer into the school to begin grade 11 because their Dutch Reform parochial school stopped at the end of grade 10. Naturally, these kids stuck together. Most of the boys smoked à lot. While they had their smoke break between classes they would stand in a tight circle, like kids playing hacky sack, but they were playing à game of their own invention: one kid would take a small log, like you might use on a campfire, and throw it up high above the circle, so it flipped in the air like a juggling club. I asked one of the kids the point of the game. He said if you flinch, you lose, and everybody gets to punch you on the upper arm. I said, oh, so it's like Dutch Roulette. They started calling it that.
@DududududuSALIBA
7 ай бұрын
I think about this phrase once a week.
@ELTUK82
Ай бұрын
Good man!!! That phrase makes us happy
@robschmitt9830
6 жыл бұрын
1:46
@hexpsyche
4 жыл бұрын
2:10
@austinreid5032
Ай бұрын
I bet it was great growing up with Bob 😅😅😅
@KingNik1994
3 жыл бұрын
if anyone knows any actual hobbits, it's definitely Bob Mortimer
@TheTororist
10 күн бұрын
That phrase is now viral under every video of someone with a big head
@ericstevens2554
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂love Bob hilarious 😂
@simonbutler5873
2 жыл бұрын
He’s fucking mint, funny as fuck
@scopex2749
29 күн бұрын
'SNIPERS DREAM' 🤣😂🤣😅 classic
@mousetrap335
29 күн бұрын
A "SNIPERS NIGHTMAIRE " is someone with a limp ... class one aswell 😂
@stuwinstanley7546
Ай бұрын
We played a similar game in our youth if u played it today u wud get 6 months
@brinbrown9543
Ай бұрын
Bob!:))
@TransoceanicOutreach
Ай бұрын
Putin and Kim Jong Un are both snipers dreams, unfortunately nobody is brave enough to fulfil their dream.
@MatNewtonTrio
Ай бұрын
Snipers Dream… 😂
@gedrooney9305
29 күн бұрын
Hi Col!
@TheHungryTrollRawr
29 күн бұрын
lol how was this even true?? I was convinced instantly it was a very obvious lie! Christ Bob Mortimer is a dark horse!
@bridiebracey
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@jonasbergkvist1464
2 жыл бұрын
Who’s the hot brunette lady?
@suakeli
2 жыл бұрын
You misspelled hot brunette laddy, but he's David Mitchell
@simon_g_upton
2 жыл бұрын
Fairly sure that's Katherine Parkinson, check out "The IT Crowd" one of the funniest sitcoms ever imho
@ELTUK82
Ай бұрын
@@suakelithat’s pretty good that pal 😂
@ELTUK82
Ай бұрын
@@simon_g_uptonword to the mothership!! One of my all time favourites!! A fire…..at sea parks
@matthewphilip1977
Ай бұрын
@@ELTUK82 Except they went and spelled laddie wrong.
@robin-kq7un
24 күн бұрын
Never got the humour of Bob Mortimer and Vic Reeves - still don't get it.
@jelleludolf
21 күн бұрын
What decides whether it is true or not at the end? Some ultimate god who can see reality? They can keep bullshitting til the end!
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