I'm glad Bob has stood up for carpets. People walk all over them and it simply isn't fair.
@karans1ngh
6 жыл бұрын
Greg Jones I'm ashamed to say I nearly died of laughter at that one 😂😂
@mickeypearce244
6 жыл бұрын
You can't keep a good carpet down!
@JonSmith-cx7gr
5 жыл бұрын
Nice. You're on a roll...
@lynneceegee8726
5 жыл бұрын
Greg Jones 👏👏👏👏🤣🤣🤣🤣
@susanjewitt8783
4 жыл бұрын
@@JonSmith-cx7gr Roll of carpet, nice. Like that
@mondoprime
7 жыл бұрын
Bob Mortimer is the funniest man alive.
@bustedfender
4 жыл бұрын
My generation’s Eric Morecambe
@counterfifth
4 жыл бұрын
A right nice bloke! The interview with him on the Adam Buxton podcast is brilliant. Well worth a listen.
@daevpaeldruid8200
3 жыл бұрын
@!? He's definitely the driest - like a desert shoe.
@MrRorySteel
3 жыл бұрын
Certainly one of them. Along with Doug Stanhope and George Carlin.
@hanktheblesseddeejay
3 жыл бұрын
He certainly is
@tdc1991x
8 жыл бұрын
"Carpet is cheap, that's the beauty of it"
@DiscoFang
4 жыл бұрын
That was a carpet burn.
@robertstraw9881
3 жыл бұрын
He shut that guy down pretty quick
@elpistolero9394
3 жыл бұрын
@@DiscoFang 👏🏽
@themadplotter
7 жыл бұрын
You know who he bought it off? One time England manager and full time carpet expert Steve McClaren.
@edwardspencer-small7021
7 жыл бұрын
I do hope that Casper hadn't spewed on it beforehand
@edwardspencer-small7021
7 жыл бұрын
I do hope Bob is careful, the fat lass is clearly sitting next to him undercover. She may have a vendetta out for him after he revealed all of her shenanigans.
@Bellocks1
7 жыл бұрын
Have ya noticed though, have ya, have ya noticed though, that juvenile sparrows will sometimes mistake ya hair island for their nest?
@chumptown259
5 жыл бұрын
Don't be a boots mcriddiculous you Rodney plonker
@yaboibunsen363
4 жыл бұрын
HAAAIIIIIIRRRR ISLAAAAAAAAAAAND
@andrewmurphy5310
6 жыл бұрын
If you were from a different country and you saw this you must think everbody is totally insane
@edwardspencer-small7021
6 жыл бұрын
To be fair, whenever I go over to Europe and watch some of the Game Show/comedy TV over there I think they're insane as well. We're all mad in our own way.
@scarletmccluskey8529
6 жыл бұрын
And they would be correct.
@davidec.4021
6 жыл бұрын
Andrew Murphy done, done and done
@Trab8900
6 жыл бұрын
If you were from a different country and you saw this you must *realise* everbody is totally insane
@jacksdjfam
5 жыл бұрын
We are all slightly mad in england tbh
@kester30
6 жыл бұрын
'If anything comes from this...' The man is a genius.
@tomt7244
6 ай бұрын
Carpets have been on a roll since this aired
@KurtisBlack
3 жыл бұрын
Gobsmacked that I've never seen this, I thought I was all out of Mortimer shenanigans
@peartreeproductions77
3 жыл бұрын
Please tell me you've heard athletico mince podcasts
@COL321
6 жыл бұрын
What a fantastic clip. I really, really wish he'd won the match so we could see what he was going to do with it in the following weeks. Thanks for uploading!
@nunyanunya4147
3 жыл бұрын
just once i want to show up at a party and chant 'WE HATE LAM IN ATES carpet" and not get kicked out immediately :(
@deanrobinson2459
6 жыл бұрын
mortimer gets better with age
@jello__0113
3 жыл бұрын
unlike carpet
@williamsterben
8 жыл бұрын
A living carpet and a lucky carpet. Who could ask for moir?
@mikeynma
6 жыл бұрын
you just wouldn't let it lie...
@Patriiiiick
6 жыл бұрын
The only trouble with fitting carpet is how slippery it gets with yer brass hand.
@zaphodbeeblebrox9109
4 жыл бұрын
Dya remember, do ya, parsons brass hand oil? For your brass hand. Helps you when your fitting carpets.
@ens0246
3 жыл бұрын
Fiddling with carpets all day? At the end of it you're in fer a nasty shock when the static discharges out ya brass hand.
@stevenpremmel4116
3 жыл бұрын
What a lovely memory.
@BlueBird14095
7 жыл бұрын
Fucking hell, Popeye's let himself go.
@butsutekkai1
7 жыл бұрын
Username NA Christ almighty I'm crying 😂
@m3anthony
7 жыл бұрын
It's a cold country. He's right to advocate carpet and underlay.
@numbo655
3 жыл бұрын
You people dont have have floor heating?
@MUFFINHEAD1985
3 жыл бұрын
@@numbo655 that's not the English way.
@Gambit771
3 жыл бұрын
@@numbo655 no. Bit pointless for the majority of the year when it isn't cold enough to warrant it.
@only1utdanditsleeds
4 жыл бұрын
Looking forward to his future darts partner Fred Bare
@garyhay6771
6 ай бұрын
The way he turned the cheap dig😂
@thechatshack7369
5 жыл бұрын
We hate, laminate! Say we hate laminate.. CARPETS!!
@Richard-dp4fl
3 жыл бұрын
He's funny AF ! 🤣 !🇬🇧👍
@moc8236
2 жыл бұрын
Bob Mortimer Is a national treasure
@TheThejpmshow
6 ай бұрын
Andy Fordham looks like a creation from the mind of Vic Reeves
@TheMadTatter
3 жыл бұрын
Andy Fordham's real forearms look like the fake forearms Vic wore as Michael in The Smell Of Reeves and Mortimer's Food and Drink parody. Bit of a random reference, but yeah looks looks them.
@DalekWindmill
9 жыл бұрын
"my lucky, lucky carpet!"
@misskj4704
9 жыл бұрын
+DalekWindmill , 30ft of beige good luck.
@TB.....
4 жыл бұрын
He brought carpets into the mainstream. A game changer.
@archibaldchimpin
3 жыл бұрын
Bob is a genius
@DiscoFang
4 жыл бұрын
That quip at the end was a carpet burrrrn.
@ID87-sz6wm
3 жыл бұрын
What a funny, funny guy Bob is 😄😄 Legend!
@gromitpesley
8 жыл бұрын
are those fore arms real? That guy next to bob at the start? Look fake.
@BigyetiTechnologies
8 жыл бұрын
Looks like he's borrowed them off Popeye
@billyc2010
8 жыл бұрын
It's andy fordham, think he was the darts world champion lol
@BigyetiTechnologies
8 жыл бұрын
Yup. The darts would almost always go straight through the board and bury themselves into the wall behind.
@TheSaltsinNZ
7 жыл бұрын
He looks like someone just dressed a sofa up in human clothes.
@CatsOfOlympus
7 жыл бұрын
more like andy forearms amirite?
@annother3350
7 жыл бұрын
On behalf of dogs and cats nationwide, we should all carpet.
@whiteeaglewarrior
5 жыл бұрын
Yes but when they try to run and look ridiculous, or try to stop....its amusing :)
@gullyfoyle2615
3 жыл бұрын
r.i.p Andy Fordham
@MACHOO179
6 ай бұрын
We all know if you want the best carpet get doon to "Geordie Carpets" for all your carpet needs. 😂😂
@vasp99
2 жыл бұрын
Much as I love Bob Mortimer I'm on Team Laminate .
@robertstraw9881
3 жыл бұрын
Bob Mortimer makes me proud to be British
@sionyevans
4 жыл бұрын
Just SMASHIN STUFF Bob...LOVER OF THE CARPET TOO
@johnmcdonald1237
6 жыл бұрын
He's not wrong carpet is an advance on home comfort.lamainate is a decline.. Cold and efficient
@ens0246
3 жыл бұрын
Fools! Everyone was tricked into thinking laminate was easier to clean but they all do the same amount of cleaning as they always did and now the home has the acoustics of a parking garage.
@afrobear2310
3 жыл бұрын
an absolute legend
@oksanajohns2673
4 жыл бұрын
Love Bob Mortimer...soo funny!
@brianz7917
7 жыл бұрын
Carpets AND rugs are great
@TerryCrodgedy
6 жыл бұрын
Brian Z ... a rug atop a carpet , I’d forgotten all about that, what the fuck have we all become Brian? We’re losing our culture
@robbiekop7
2 жыл бұрын
RIP Andy Fordham
@fluorosco
6 жыл бұрын
Vic Weave's behind this
@nicholas70paul
5 жыл бұрын
I dream of an underlay for my carpet, really, it would be so nice.
@Godchimp34
3 жыл бұрын
Andy 'popeye' Fordham
@stevechandler4607
4 жыл бұрын
there was a race horse called Dusty Carpet.. it's never been beat
@mookie2637
5 жыл бұрын
This man is a genius.
@StewartNicolasBILLYCONNOLLY
3 жыл бұрын
Bobby Self Dentist Mortimeeeerrrr!
@charlesandthefury5109
7 ай бұрын
Andy Fordham has legs for arms 😮
@tardwrangler
3 жыл бұрын
Dude’s got carpets in his bathroom and shower
@Thisisaweirdthing2makeusdo
4 жыл бұрын
Jesus fooking Christ andys forearms are nuts 😂😂
@glynariksherwood
4 жыл бұрын
Carpet diem.
@AcornElectron
4 жыл бұрын
Roisin. Absolutely stunning
@UTubeAngelique
4 жыл бұрын
To be honest, I’d rather have a shag pile than a pissy pale pine slip and trip hazard faux laminate floor from 1995... if anybody wants to replace mine, do get in touch.
@bertrandbunatz1765
3 жыл бұрын
Carpets aren't popular in South Africa. Gangbangers, you've got to love them.
@brucewayne8172
4 ай бұрын
Genius lol 😂
@paulgilson2347
4 жыл бұрын
Who's that bloke with the pop-eye arms?
@TheComedyColosseum
6 жыл бұрын
Is that Andy Forearm sat next Bob?
@Jimmy_Sandwiches
5 жыл бұрын
This was all arranged by Terry who gets flights cheap
@MrJimboCross
5 жыл бұрын
How the fuck does he come up with this stuff... genius
@LiamTheGreat
9 жыл бұрын
Clearly O'hare, of folk duo Mulligan and O'hare, disliked this.
@thedivinemrm5832
8 жыл бұрын
+LiamTheGreat #I'm not saying he didn't love this...#
@dianesmart9207
2 жыл бұрын
I agree with Bob, keep th carpets!
@LachlanFountain
6 жыл бұрын
i agree with him laminate is just poor
@rushaholic
7 жыл бұрын
Bloody hell, that gut next to Bob is shaped like a triangle!
@mayalucinder6240
3 жыл бұрын
Piss off mate unneeded
@Wally-H
3 жыл бұрын
Much prefer carpet to laminate - good on you Bob.
@SOFAJEDI
3 жыл бұрын
I heard he catches eagles for robert Redfords dinner.
@michaelhanrahan5349
4 жыл бұрын
No mention of Rugs!
@danieloliver4558
7 ай бұрын
Gabby is gorgeous
@kuba7543
6 жыл бұрын
00:57 French president Macron.
@lewis72
4 жыл бұрын
Wasn't this originally from the sketch on Vic Reeves' Big Night Out "The Living Carpets" ? kzitem.info/news/bejne/soN533qXhH2iYH4
@captainchaos2671
5 жыл бұрын
Bluto
@MacStoker
3 жыл бұрын
he should have came out and cut a rug
@davidec.4021
6 жыл бұрын
What the fuck did i just watch is this from Japan or the UK
@winstonsmith3690
3 жыл бұрын
Gabby was fit.
@jed_123
9 жыл бұрын
what the name of richard osman song he used
@sngbrd
8 жыл бұрын
Richard Osman's walk-on music? I've just re-watched that episode and I'm pretty sure it was I Wish by Skee-Lo, but it may have been a cover version or a remix instead of the original.
@jed_123
8 жыл бұрын
piss off tim vine back hope he get beat off
@sngbrd
8 жыл бұрын
+jed l You're welcome.
@obi-wankenobi917
3 жыл бұрын
Wtf is up with that guys arms
@mrsmd4616
4 жыл бұрын
Laminate is nasty as fuck lol
@benarcher4874
2 жыл бұрын
I suppose there’s only one way to lose weight in your forearms
@mcfcguvnors
6 жыл бұрын
the living carpets used top make me cry laffin My back of the knee sweat is used by some pigmy tribes as a perfume ......... YOU LYIN GET !!!! :D
@WineCheeseGoats
6 жыл бұрын
*YOU* lyin get.
@susanjewitt8783
4 жыл бұрын
Just came across this. Just when I thought I couldn't love Bob Mortimer any more he proves me wrong. He is naturally funny.
@oldschoolm8
4 жыл бұрын
I’ve got to say, everyone goes mad for laminate and wooden flooring nowadays, but nothing quite beats the lovely under the foot feeling of a good carpet. Makes a room warmer too. Good to see carpets getting the recognition they deserve from Bob.
@wolfie498
4 жыл бұрын
Yes Jez, jokes aside I am in full agreement. A nice soft carpet is not only warmer but easier to perform squid like undulations on, comfortably.
@oldschoolm8
4 жыл бұрын
Squid like undulations are almost always more comfortable on some sort of soft surface.
@superman00001
3 жыл бұрын
Bob Mortimer is the loveliest bloke and he’s made of funny. Wonderful man. ❤️
@andyrooiam
4 жыл бұрын
Andy Fordham once said that he considers himself an athlete because he appeared on grandstand whilst wearing trainers
@RockyRoader
3 жыл бұрын
RIP Andy Fordham
@mattlizard29
3 жыл бұрын
You've gotta roll with it, then walks out with a rolled up carpet. Classic Mortimer
@getdavemoore
4 жыл бұрын
0:44 - i love that even the bouncers are laughing. Who doesn't love Bobby Carpets Mortimer, eh?
@kohlemainen
5 жыл бұрын
Love this man
@25242824
4 жыл бұрын
SO WE ALL JUST GONNA IGNORE THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM ? AND THE SET OF ARMS HE BORROWED THAT DUDE.
@shanedowling9440
4 жыл бұрын
@chanctonbury63 Andy “The Viking” Fordham
@bearheart2009
2 жыл бұрын
If i loved Bob anymore my heart would explode!
@AndrewBrown-pf4kw
6 жыл бұрын
I remember Reeves and Mortimer doing a weekly spot called The living carpets where they both had carpet strapped on their faces like Bob had on his walk on here.
@billybragg2729
6 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhhh! Yoooo lyin' get
@iestyndavies7287
6 жыл бұрын
You lying get!!!
@Otterysteve
4 жыл бұрын
Bob Mortimer, utterly brilliant. The man has funny bones. Love him to bits! :-)
@jpwartist
2 жыл бұрын
"carpet is cheap, that's the beauty of it" 😂
@SuperSeriouSam
8 жыл бұрын
To be fair carpets have always been brush over.
@andreaneilcmc
5 жыл бұрын
He looked like the man with the stick.
@ab8jeh
3 жыл бұрын
Comes on to Roll with it. Class.
@lpsp442
4 жыл бұрын
I vividly imagined a gang of people dressed up in carpet masks turning up in random corners of the world, like Zambia or Kuala Lumpur, confusing the shit out of the locals with their roll-guitaring and chants
@flashtheoriginal
7 ай бұрын
Hell Roisin hasnt changed a bit in 8 years
@Kayem967
6 жыл бұрын
Gaby logans great fun here. Proper belly laugh she's enjoying.
@jaydixon487
5 жыл бұрын
Who is the gentleman with big arms and are they real?
@1man1bike1road
3 жыл бұрын
he had 10 years as a solicitor were he had to hold his funny in
@mikehunt7810
4 жыл бұрын
This seems inspired by 'I love carpets me'
@DripTracy
3 жыл бұрын
Is this the guy who Rose fled to Kenya with?
@ColinIngus1
3 жыл бұрын
She wasn’t immunised That’s a legal requirement.
@mattthorogood1385
4 жыл бұрын
Surely he should have walked on with a song from Inspiral Carpets.
@patrickbyrne5070
2 ай бұрын
I’d bloody love a day out with Bob Mortimer. Go zoo or sumthin init
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