After finishing college, he goes for more higher studies and eventually went to Jupiter for astronomical research...
@ritusarmazzzzy
3 ай бұрын
Ukr it's not even possible to land on the surface of Jupiter 🙄
@Captainsoupbeard
3 ай бұрын
@@ritusarmazzzzy its called a joke
@anomalyfox5186
3 ай бұрын
@@ritusarmazzzzyThe Jovian system possesses many moons which can be landed on, and a station could be constructed in orbit of the Gas Giant itself.
@ritusarmazzzzy
3 ай бұрын
@@Captainsoupbeard yeah right...joke...whatever🙄
@ritusarmazzzzy
3 ай бұрын
@@anomalyfox5186 yeah right...going to Jupiter= going to Jupiter's moon...whatever🙄
@RichHeart89
3 ай бұрын
… ”more stupider” sounds like something a Jupiterian would say
@IstandonFaith
3 ай бұрын
Bro gave existence to a non existence species 😂😂😂😂
@Theotheraccountforthesmilingde
3 ай бұрын
More stupider is very dumb ahh yes jupiternian
@abhishekjee919
3 ай бұрын
Nailed it! 🙌
@Nothing-t6h
3 ай бұрын
Why do you need to disrespect our kind, as jupiterian. I find that very offense
@Also_me-v5v
3 ай бұрын
Same they shouldn't descriminate us because we have lower average iq@@Nothing-t6h
@marckly3606
2 ай бұрын
This looks like a really good college ad
@eliwalquist4022
Ай бұрын
It is the Duke chapel
@vivianmunroe717
2 ай бұрын
not going to lie that tin foil hat is the best hat I have ever seen. the dangly bit in the middle! amazing
@euchreairgaming
3 ай бұрын
Goes to College Gets PhD in Aerospace Engineering Goes to Jupiter
@azgaming9291
3 ай бұрын
a PhD is aerospace engineering isnt gonna get you anywhere NEAR jupiter no matter how good you are. Humanity isnt ready for that.
@theploot8230
3 ай бұрын
Gets stupider.
@synneke
3 ай бұрын
@@azgaming9291it is called "a joke"
@DeadPool-su4gr
3 ай бұрын
😂
@anjelousmoonwolf1940
3 ай бұрын
@@azgaming9291because it hasn't happened yet
@timno2639
3 ай бұрын
"we eat bugs..." 'what? No we dont?' "We throw rocks at eachother" 'alright maybe im guilty of that'
@onxyreaper1547
3 ай бұрын
It's actually how I became friends with my best friend
@axe-tq2wn
3 ай бұрын
I don’t throw rocks. I hit with sticks.
@zacharyirizarry8589
3 ай бұрын
Unga bunga
@arfrados4553
3 ай бұрын
We have roaches nuggets in here what are talking about?
@sterlinghulbert6131
3 ай бұрын
we made it to Jupiter they did not
@davidknight5251
2 ай бұрын
Not me thinking he was gonna pull out the Venus comeback-
@anoymouswhythough
2 ай бұрын
LOL I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT TOO
@superchinmayplays
2 ай бұрын
what is it?
@StulkieePlays
Ай бұрын
@@superchinmayplays...
@anoymouswhythough
Ай бұрын
@@superchinmayplays you dont wanna know
@Turki-_-611
10 күн бұрын
WHAT IS IT
@grahamcraker_69
2 ай бұрын
Going to Jupiter means you have the most space knowledge ever
@PreciousLola-yx8co
3 ай бұрын
KZitem: let's show him this, he will watch anything at this point
@afellowpotato
3 ай бұрын
I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got
@sagiri-chan-desu5169
3 ай бұрын
This algorithm💀💀💀
@christophfischer2773
3 ай бұрын
seriously, what was that?!
@thayer44
3 ай бұрын
Sadly, the algorithm was correct. Bonus, watching this made me stupider.
@PreciousLola-yx8co
3 ай бұрын
@@afellowpotato 1.4k 😂 unbelievable. Thank you ✨
@kennywilliams669
3 ай бұрын
"We eat bugs and throw rocks at each other." He is so real for this! 💯🙏🏻
@GreenChimken
3 ай бұрын
OOOH YOU LIKE CENTIPEDES TOO? MY FAVOURITE
@kennywilliams669
3 ай бұрын
@@GreenChimken best bug I've eaten was pea worms. They just taste like grass
@kennywilliams669
3 ай бұрын
Those cooked crickets are actually good ngl
@TopofTheCircle4
3 ай бұрын
Cave Town "boys will be bugs"
@kennywilliams669
3 ай бұрын
@@TopofTheCircle4 Yes 🤓 ive are 11 pea worms, 2 baby spiders (these taste very bad in ways you wouldn't guess, it's not even gross, it's just awful), aphid, fungus gnat and 2 ants (spicy)
@CaptainCappin
2 ай бұрын
His lost, well boys who’s joining me on this voyage to Jupiter?
@JuelzJohnson-qb7hv
Ай бұрын
Sorry but im jest going to get a job
@rennoc6478
Ай бұрын
🙋♂️
@jaysonchaw7531
Ай бұрын
🎉
@ferless2.f996
2 ай бұрын
"On that day rayn went to college" FOUR YEARS LATER. "he never got knowledge"
@despacitoman1908
Жыл бұрын
Going to Jupiter takes a lot more effort than going to college Don't let others discourage you from doing what you want king
@Dailydoseofmemes621
3 ай бұрын
Straight up from William Lee
@Literally___Me
3 ай бұрын
Yeah but you can’t land on Jupiter you see
@tensei1710
3 ай бұрын
@@Literally___Methats even more impressive
@joshuawinston8577
3 ай бұрын
I've been thinking about this since I was 5
@glurberdurberman-cs4pd
3 ай бұрын
do college, get a phd, get to Jupiter using more efficient methods, two birds with one stone
@aaron.s1531
3 ай бұрын
The amount of knowledge it takes to get and stay on jupiter:
@Cronyxx
3 ай бұрын
Plus, the girls say more stupider They obviously don’t know grammar
@ParrotPentester
3 ай бұрын
Yeah that insult never made sense to me, like you need to either be a natural genius or went to a really good uni to be able to even come close to Jupiter
@MoonShadow72
3 ай бұрын
@ParrotPentester not a genius, the smartest person is history, I remind you, we haven't even had anyone landed on Mars yet, just rovers. We are out here making history while they try to keep up.
@ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899
3 ай бұрын
@@MoonShadow72who tfis history
@AfricanBootyScratcher69420
3 ай бұрын
@@ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899 tfis
@Ghostly72
2 ай бұрын
"Running away" He's clearly cycling away
@Ervo
2 ай бұрын
The first lesson will be how not to leave your bike in the middle of the street
@NfromMurderDrones323
3 ай бұрын
Them: "Girls go to college to get more knowledge" *Guy rides a bike* Them: He's running away!
@dileepganta
3 ай бұрын
Most underrated comment
@Asm0sday
3 ай бұрын
I mean it still true he is running away.
@aasimmuhammed3311
3 ай бұрын
@@Asm0sdayi am sure its riding.
@LJ-sippy
3 ай бұрын
No he means hes not running on his legs so hes not running away
@Sammyboooi
3 ай бұрын
I guess they haven't gone to college yet🤷♂️
@armin13872
3 ай бұрын
"more stupider" Ah yes, what a knowledgeable quote.
@Prmaow
3 ай бұрын
Thats what I was gonna say
@klutzmtg2310
3 ай бұрын
Stupider is actually grammatically correct. It just sounds really really dumb despite being correct.
@Yeet099
3 ай бұрын
@@klutzmtg2310 more stupider is not
@blackgoose87
3 ай бұрын
It would be correct to say more stupid, or just stupider, but more stupider is wrong
@thacuber2a03
3 ай бұрын
which is funny cuz "much stupider" does make sense
@Roblox-kk5yb
2 ай бұрын
He left his bike unlocked 💀💀
@N-the-cinnamon-roll
12 күн бұрын
I've always thought of this if boys went to Jupiter they would have to know all the controls of the spacecraft and know how to fly it making them smarter then most or the people on earth going to college
@BreakfastSticks
Жыл бұрын
Probably one of the best videos on the god awful thing known as KZitem shorts
@CheeseParade
Жыл бұрын
Thanks
@GameyRaccoon
Жыл бұрын
@@CheeseParadeone of the best CHANNELS
@Vitalbigmous
10 ай бұрын
@@CheeseParadeI LOVE THIS VIDEOO
@rubub8455
3 ай бұрын
you'll never believe what type of video you're watching right now
@Literally___Me
3 ай бұрын
Short form video is a plague
@davidmoreira8065
3 ай бұрын
The sentence "to get more stupider" hurts my soul as an english teacher.🙃
@kittyboy7738
3 ай бұрын
I always found that funny, it’s grammatically incorrect in multiple ways, if you’re gonna use a made up word at least use the made up word in a way that makes sense. “more stupider” was so close to making sense
@davidmoreira8065
3 ай бұрын
@@kittyboy7738 It reinforces the expression or feeling that the pearson is trying to persuade, but for me it just makes me annoyed in a funny way.😅
@aramsoeteman1726
3 ай бұрын
I'm Dutch and even I get slightly agitated by those kinds of sentences lol
@theVyache
3 ай бұрын
I guess that's why they need to get more knowledge in college
@kth333
3 ай бұрын
The phrase "girls go to college to get more knowledge, boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider" is not just a statement; it's a lyrical composition that captivates with its catchiness and clever use of language. Despite the apparent grammatical deviation in "more stupider," its inclusion serves a vital purpose in enhancing the song's rhythm, rhyme, and memorability. Rhyme is a fundamental aspect of poetry and songwriting, creating a pleasing auditory experience for the listener. The decision to use "more stupider" instead of the grammatically correct "more stupid" maintains the rhyme scheme with "Jupiter." This deliberate choice adds a musical quality to the lyric, making it easier to remember and reinforcing its impact. Moreover, repetition plays a crucial role in making phrases memorable. By repeating the word "more," the lyric not only emphasizes the contrast between girls and boys but also reinforces the rhythm of the verse. This repetition creates a cadence that lingers in the mind of the listener, making the lyric instantly recognizable and easy to recall. The catchiness of the phrase "more stupider" extends beyond its grammatical correctness. Its playful and unconventional nature adds a layer of charm to the lyric, inviting listeners to engage with its whimsical tone. This departure from traditional language norms not only adds to the song's appeal but also underscores its creativity and inventiveness. In essence, the phrase "more stupider" exemplifies the power of language to captivate and entertain. Through its catchy rhythm, clever rhyme, and memorable repetition, it transforms a simple statement into a lyrical masterpiece. While its grammatical deviation may raise eyebrows, its effectiveness in enhancing the song's musicality and charm cannot be denied.
@kwcy2537
12 күн бұрын
The production quality on this channel is way too high for what it is and I love it
@Strawberry-g9i
19 минут бұрын
“He’s running away” 😂 He’s riding his bike away 😂
@TricBrosStudios
3 ай бұрын
If a boy makes it to Jupiter, he’s the smartest rocket engineer alive.
@user-qb4ek1jh8o
3 ай бұрын
fr though
@Completely_AverageHuman
3 ай бұрын
If a boy makes it to venus, he definitely has the biggest p-
@fiddlesticks3.14
3 ай бұрын
(aerospace engineer)
@Literally_Gabriel
3 ай бұрын
@@fiddlesticks3.14You sir, you there, you are the type of person I've been looking for all my life.
@Autistic_Animates
3 ай бұрын
Yea cuz Jupiter is a funking gas giant
@nuetron_star6047
3 ай бұрын
The fact that men can go to jupiter without a college is crazy
@steakcakegrillbake5444
3 ай бұрын
I didn’t even think about that.🤯🤯🤯
@marzipancutter8144
3 ай бұрын
They have a full roll of tinfoil. It's all they need.
@SSSIIIVVVAAA808
3 ай бұрын
I been places worse than jupiter
@antonbagel
3 ай бұрын
That's privilege, my friend
@Trexlover1
3 ай бұрын
Can we not start a gender war good god
@Btzmn
2 ай бұрын
This is it. Fellow men. This is OUR “Barbie movie”
@CynicalWarlock
2 ай бұрын
I thought he'd go to college and see everyone rolled up in tinfoil.
@DamuverVR
3 ай бұрын
If you go to Jupiter..you've already been through college and a TON of other school.
@holditorsken2030
3 ай бұрын
if you go to jupiter… you’re dead.
@normal_egg150
3 ай бұрын
@@holditorsken2030correct, because it has very dangerous storms.
@seanstoltz6957
3 ай бұрын
You’re probably dead if you wind up on a gas planet, the wind there is no joke. Let alone the one planet that’s known mainly for cooking up earth-sized storms
@mauroramoscontreras6070
3 ай бұрын
Yes
@holditorsken2030
3 ай бұрын
@@normal_egg150 the main problem isn’t the storms, it literally does not have any hard surface to stand on, it is simply just a clump of gas. you would be sucked into the center of mass, eventually disintegrating you from the sheer pressure within it
@heyitshellfire9153
3 ай бұрын
“Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider” “Who are you calling stupider? Who’s the one with a degree in cosmology?” “Bro chill we’re 8”
@Matches1st
3 ай бұрын
Underrated
@Landlight143
2 ай бұрын
Girls back in the day could not even go to school
@joinsideke
2 ай бұрын
Comments: Um, actually~ Shut up nerds, it's a children rhyme. Get over it.
@gotanypain3083
2 ай бұрын
Now for the realistic version: "boys go to jupiter to get more stupider" "Who are you-" -saying the whole situation in their head this whole time
@yeet6362
2 ай бұрын
@@Landlight143"Um AcTuAlLy 🤓" Shush. It's a children's rhyme and a joke. Begone yee who doth not get thine joke dath hoth fleweth off thyne head. Thee soundeth like pooper of parties.
@HazelHollytide
2 ай бұрын
I was so ready for "So Ryan went to college.. and when Riley left that day, he was a new man"
@SillierBilly
12 күн бұрын
I never understood that rhyme thing because going to Jupiter is a way better achievement than going to college 🤔
@fyzgamingmuigoku3669
3 ай бұрын
He's running away. Meanwhile him - 🚴
@TraceguyRune
3 ай бұрын
Running away is an idiom. It doesn't mean physically running
@OnesmolToe
3 ай бұрын
They went to college, but did they get the same gains as him?
@Takeitasyouwant4372
3 ай бұрын
"He's cycling away " 😅
@Bear-tu1no
3 ай бұрын
They shood worck on there grammer and how did we get there
@kittyboy6597
3 ай бұрын
Biking away???
@BoberTee
3 ай бұрын
"No..." "No?" "Set a course for Venus."
@Kawarbi8
3 ай бұрын
To get a smaller penis
@nicobonafede1924
3 ай бұрын
To get more penis?
@Sneyk64
3 ай бұрын
to get a bigger penis
@10kdey
3 ай бұрын
"Boys go to Venus to get a bigger pe-
@growingterror76
3 ай бұрын
Boys got to Venus to get a bigger pe-
@errbellyq5189
2 ай бұрын
This is such a bizarre little channel i've discovered..... I love it.
@Themasterofallhorror
2 ай бұрын
If boys go to Jupiter, then that means we’ve already figured out space travel before the girls finished college.
@CalebLtpt
Жыл бұрын
Wait until they hear about venus.
@VarunKumar-ek3kr
3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@justracoon2529
3 ай бұрын
Fly to Venus to get large penis?
@S-CB-SL-Animations
3 ай бұрын
Don't forget about Uranus.
@ayskaripepperooni2770
3 ай бұрын
Why do they go to venus? To get more pe-
@Literally___Me
3 ай бұрын
@@S-CB-SL-AnimationsHow did you know where I lived?
@cheahzhengyangmoe6043
3 ай бұрын
The amount of knowledge to go to jupiter and survive : unthinkable
@joel.ha.
3 ай бұрын
Right, who knew that aluminum foil was the trick to surviving the -166° weather there
@amog8202
3 ай бұрын
It's just Ork logic, I guess?
@TheKillonator
3 ай бұрын
But Jupiter makes you stupider, they said so!
@THADDAUS-vm5qp
3 ай бұрын
Its definitely possible but who would want to live there?
@person___9
3 ай бұрын
@@THADDAUS-vm5qpyeah it's possible to live on hundreds of miles of toxic clouds and freezing temperatures without a surface to even stand on
@Khorothis
2 ай бұрын
Going to college does get you closer to Jupiter but only because your debts will be astronomical.
@Sunny-ld4nn
2 ай бұрын
Went to college and learned that Jupiter is a gas giant and totally uninhabitable by anything humanity can make so far.
@somedudeontheinternet9067
3 ай бұрын
Meanwhile the boy who went to venus: 🍷🗿
@antonbagel
3 ай бұрын
Uranus
@honeybee45678
3 ай бұрын
girls go to venus to see his anu-
@rondoesmodding
3 ай бұрын
to get a bigger pe-
@MusikitaPosting
3 ай бұрын
Tu papá es el negro José?
@Ashes_of_Sukuna
3 ай бұрын
I wanna be in URanus
@MaroonBlazeMC
3 ай бұрын
If you landed on Jupiter, you would technically be the smartest man alive
@The_one-piece289
3 ай бұрын
True because Jupiter is a gas planet
@themostop6142
3 ай бұрын
Only if you manage to do it and live. If you just land on Jupiter with no proper precautions, it would be quite stupid.
@travisjavier190
3 ай бұрын
For real for real
@jaqtonido8251
3 ай бұрын
*smartest man on the planet
@Thegaminguys190
3 ай бұрын
Ya
@cinarkrss
Ай бұрын
Going to jupiter is more harder than going to collage
@Creative_Artist20345
3 ай бұрын
"He's running away!" No tiffany, he's bike riding away.
@thecat627
3 ай бұрын
Women ☕
@matijav8737
3 ай бұрын
Fr
@matijav8737
3 ай бұрын
@thecat627 fr
@FuseTheo
3 ай бұрын
You mean cycling?
@professionalmexican7919
3 ай бұрын
Thought ur pfp was the Aussie aboriginal flag 💀
@noble_norse7786
3 ай бұрын
Girls: college Men: Space Explorers
@thesaddestdude3575
3 ай бұрын
Honestly id rather have been to jupiter than uni, the students at Uni were awful.
@mnd7381
2 ай бұрын
Girls' college degree : History, music and gender
@syaondri
2 ай бұрын
To boldly go where no girls have ever went before.
@NiaAddison
2 ай бұрын
Basically that’s what they’re saying 😂
@alexiawhitecloud1238
2 ай бұрын
As a girl, I find this hilarious
@xMaugrex
2 ай бұрын
The thought of college students hanging out in a playground shouting baby insults at each other though
@Mystic_Bluespeeder
12 күн бұрын
He's not running he's biking
@helenwang9123
3 ай бұрын
"hes running away!" Blud is literally riding on a bike 💀
@IntergalacticTurtleFucker
3 ай бұрын
bro you don’t have to take everything so literally, its just ad hominem
@hit3894
3 ай бұрын
@@IntergalacticTurtleFucker ad hominem tu quoque? I went to Jupiter.
@CinderedSilver
3 ай бұрын
@@IntergalacticTurtleFucker That's not an ad hominem, please stop using words that you don't know the meaning of, you think you look cool but in reality you look stupid
@CinderedSilver
3 ай бұрын
Running away is a saying, it means someone is quickly getting out of the area / escaping
@tblx320
3 ай бұрын
I was just about to say in the comments he’s biking away not running away so yeah you’re smarter than me 10 out of 10 IQ me zero out of 10 IQ
@Retell_74
3 ай бұрын
Girls go to College to get more knowledge Boys go to Venus to get a bigger-
@azgaming9291
3 ай бұрын
underated if u came up with that, i am dying on the floor right now
@feenelex
3 ай бұрын
@@azgaming9291 same
@crackedatfortnite666
3 ай бұрын
I can't wait to head to venus
@JellyPixel-ff1fe
3 ай бұрын
Girls go to Mars to get bigger bras
@phoenixfireclusterbomb
2 ай бұрын
Goes to college and was never able too pay off his student loans.
@nilsonnilson9099
2 ай бұрын
For the last time he's not running he's biking
@nilsonnilson9099
2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@pacenal_18
3 ай бұрын
Going to Jupiter would give humanity significantly more knowledge than going to a college
@eimerhegel427
3 ай бұрын
Especially when there is technically no knowledge got for humanity from people going to college (college isn't exactly a research lab or smth similar).
@scratthesquirrel5242
3 ай бұрын
shh, college will distract the women long enough for us to get the work done
@dinodare1605
3 ай бұрын
@@eimerhegel427 Teaching students is only part of a universities job... Professors usually leave their lectures and then do actual work in their field. In STEM you'll notice that most of them are actively doing research and running their own labs.
@whizzverb
3 ай бұрын
Going to Jupiter would actually be the biggest intellectual and technological act in the entire history of humanity.
@cryptic7844
3 ай бұрын
Debatable
@HaroonKhan-ov4ru
3 ай бұрын
@@cryptic7844it’s not debatable, that would be the greatest and hard to beat.
@Constance_Igo
3 ай бұрын
@@HaroonKhan-ov4ruyes Jupiter has immense gravity and no O2 (O2 is Oxygen) if we can go to Jupiter there won’t be a surface to land on especially with the storms they can destroy your craft
@deudz
3 ай бұрын
@@Constance_Igo we can go to one of its satelites
@Constance_Igo
3 ай бұрын
@@deudz yes but it’ll be too cold for us to live there
@Horrorfan11-yz8vy
11 күн бұрын
If someone got to Jupiter they would probably be smarter than alot of people including the girls that went to college
@kovatapmi3326
2 ай бұрын
I remember back in Elementary when a girl posted this phrase the whole class was in a state of war between boys and girls they were legit crying shouting and stuff
@daleyfun2247
3 ай бұрын
Homestly going to jupiter with the boys sounds so much better than college.
@hirenkrishnapandalaneni553
3 ай бұрын
Nice try fed
@fewkeyfewkey5414
3 ай бұрын
This is exactly what the government wants is to think
@daleyfun2247
3 ай бұрын
@@fewkeyfewkey5414 college is a debt scam designed to ruin young adults financially. Even buying a nice car on credit before a house will set you back 10 years financially. If you have to go into debt for college then it's a bad move.
@joshikyou
3 ай бұрын
Jupiter is a gas planet. A gas planet basically consists of just gas and probably some debris. You basically have no place to land your rocket, or ground to walk on.
@Minecrafter_4
3 ай бұрын
Me want to go to hupiher😎🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
@Venator-Class_Star_Destroyer
3 ай бұрын
Going on a well-planned manned Jupiter mission means you are probably the best of the best
@cold485
3 ай бұрын
So you know the full video?
@essennagerry
2 ай бұрын
The way you say "Ryan went to college" is somehow so funny, like I can hear the lack of depth and saturation of silliness in it. And the last line was so funny, I ugly laughed 😂
@xX_Evil_Skeliton_Gameing_Xx
Ай бұрын
this was the insult they liked to throw out back when i was in kindergarten and it (somehow) hurt back then. this hits extra hard for me.
@TheHolidayKing47
3 ай бұрын
Landing on Jupiter makes you the smartest person alive, technically lol
@johnpolhendri302
3 ай бұрын
I agree
@dotsthedemonlord3363
3 ай бұрын
Smartest human in the entire planet
@Iceteaconsumer900
3 ай бұрын
fr i never understood that rhyme like alr you go to college and get into debt and ill somehow be the first to Jupiter cya later😂
@n0vitski
3 ай бұрын
Considering that it is a gas giant, landing on it would also make you the flattest one. And, like, super-expired.
@Jeff4theRaid
3 ай бұрын
@@n0vitskithe heaviest one
@Off-roadAdventuresOfficial
3 ай бұрын
Technically, if boys can go to Jupiter, they’re smart enough to do it so
@anon84722
3 ай бұрын
@WaffleMan-qg7ke your response to the comment sounds like something a 10 year old would write.
@Jigmig
3 ай бұрын
@WaffleMan-qg7kewhy you mad he said the same thing you said to him back
@Jigmig
3 ай бұрын
@WaffleMan-qg7keif you can’t take the heat don’t turn on the oven buddy
@Jigmig
3 ай бұрын
@Lolfmao-lk8ti go back to school if you can’t connect the dots of people using sarcasm when they get pissy
@poleve5409
3 ай бұрын
@WaffleMan-qg7ketrue lmao some of these comments make me cringe
@Qazb141
2 ай бұрын
Boys have to be hella smart if they gettin to jupiter
@tttt966
2 ай бұрын
bro going to jupiter makes you feel smarter cuz u went to space :skull
@WhimsicalWisp44
3 ай бұрын
and he ended up with 40k in debt and an art degree he couldn't use
@bethpace6936
2 ай бұрын
I honestly thought that's where the story was going. lol
@poppers7317
2 ай бұрын
only 40k? That's a steal!
@broskee7665
2 ай бұрын
Missed that fact that Ryan ended college being called Rihanna and gained her degree in gender studies. reaffirming the fact that girls do indeed go to college.
@manicmartyr69
2 ай бұрын
@@broskee7665this is how the video should have ended! Great comment!
@NomadUrpagi
2 ай бұрын
I hear 40k i imagine the emperor and bask in his glory
@Nximillion
3 ай бұрын
HE BROKE THE CYCLE, HES THE MAIN CHARACTER 😭🤌
@danielaltanny
3 ай бұрын
fr
@shayolinparker2934
2 ай бұрын
I was so excited to see him go to Jupiter :(
@joe1205
2 ай бұрын
In an alternate reality: Before ryan went to jupiter, he convinced a girl to come with him.
@squidguy1785
3 ай бұрын
Fun fact, getting accepted into collage is surprisingly easier than going to FLIPPING JUPITER WHICH IT MILLIONS OF KILOMETERS AWAY, I know, who knew
@boss_alz
3 ай бұрын
but then you have to go to college to go to jupiter
@iurope4834
3 ай бұрын
@@boss_alz is it that hard just walk
@craftysteve176
3 ай бұрын
@@iurope4834fr
@theevolutionaryboy9263
3 ай бұрын
plus its hard to walk the planet is amd eout of gas AND even if you get there you would be squashed and if somehow SOMEONE does land then there smarter then college
@aaronryan1259
3 ай бұрын
No shit Sherlock
@IAmNotVeryCreativeBecause
3 ай бұрын
"Guess you've been to Mars before" would've been a perfect comeback
@Jadenrocha9871
3 ай бұрын
I feel like I should get this but can you explain
@mrkrabshankandersonreal
3 ай бұрын
@@Jadenrocha9871 im confused too
@breakfaith3031
3 ай бұрын
Venus would be better.
@happyshrewimhappierthanmos8274
3 ай бұрын
@@Jadenrocha9871 it turns the insult back on them by calling them stupid
@cheerthree
3 ай бұрын
@@happyshrewimhappierthanmos8274 but mars doesn't rhyme with stupider?
@treeadam5298
2 ай бұрын
Plot twist: He becomes a nasa engineer and ends up on jupiter
@RubberbandsDIY
2 ай бұрын
All I say to that is you’re trying to go to college so you can catch up with the boys who’s got the technology to go to Jupiter to Mars
@Plague364
3 ай бұрын
"more stupider" is straight out of jupiter
@understand20
3 ай бұрын
Dont men have a higher IQ on average?
@junkhead_92
3 ай бұрын
That's why they need to go to college i guess.
@JordySchunk
3 ай бұрын
imagine finally going to jupiter after all the rigorous training just to be called stupider because you went there.
@user-vf3nz4df5w
3 ай бұрын
420 likes🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥
@Aesthetic_onion_
3 ай бұрын
Not even just "stupider"... "More stupider". It's not even grammatically correct 💀
@JordySchunk
3 ай бұрын
@@Aesthetic_onion_ guys go to college to get more knowledge. girls need to go to 7th-8th grade highschool to learn proper fucking grammar.
@zacharyirizarry8589
3 ай бұрын
"Oh you girls think its so easy to go to another planet do, have you put together a gravitational regulator, or fuel control drive, or even more simple a disconnect coupler"
@Yui_Yui023
2 ай бұрын
The Best College Ad :
@maxleavitt8199
2 ай бұрын
Fun fact: the extreme gravity of Jupiter would instantly kill you
@Chargerburn
3 ай бұрын
It requires more brains to get to Jupiter than to go to collage 💀
@tarifffff
3 ай бұрын
You definitely went to jupiter.
@hypothalapotamus5293
3 ай бұрын
I don't know about that. The average person is smarter than Laika the dog, but Laika the dog went to outer space first. The thing about Laika, who was a really good dog by all accounts, is that they could sort of pretend that Laika might not have died a horrible death when she went up. The same can't be said for anyone who lands on Jupiter.
@mujtabaalam5907
3 ай бұрын
@@hypothalapotamus5293They never said anything about landing on Jupiter, which isn't possible anyways since it's made out of gas
@derpanator5671
3 ай бұрын
@@mujtabaalam5907 still hella hard to get to jupiter
@hypothalapotamus5293
3 ай бұрын
@@mujtabaalam5907 How can you say that you've been to Jupiter if you haven't been inside the red dot? As for the composition of Jupiter, scientists believe (given the temperatures and pressures involved) that if you go far enough in, you'll hit a liquid interior. This is good enough to say that you've landed. Whether or not there is a solid core is unknown.
@ManasManoj-jn5pg
3 ай бұрын
“Hes’s *RUNNING* away”💀
@vibaj16
3 ай бұрын
"more stupider"
@josephbryanasuncion4904
2 ай бұрын
-Ryan walks casually
@imperialofficer6185
2 ай бұрын
they don't have the knowledge yet
@SuperSonicFan172
2 ай бұрын
Cycling away?
@essennagerry
2 ай бұрын
@@imperialofficer6185 exactly
@dyjhjfrtt6607
2 ай бұрын
I would totally drop everything to go to Jupiter to eat bugs and throw rocks.
@juniper.318
2 ай бұрын
"And on that day, Ryan went to college, and came back with 50 stuffed sharks and programmer socks"
@KevinCraftCreeper
3 ай бұрын
Guy: **bikes away** Girls: “He’s running away”
@SatyamRawat-ft9zd
3 ай бұрын
Guy:you girls are pretty much gay
@snegsbegs
3 ай бұрын
Yea it's an expression?
@Q2FwaXRhbGlzbSBiYWQu
3 ай бұрын
Same energy as "Flowey ran away"
@SatyamRawat-ft9zd
3 ай бұрын
@@Q2FwaXRhbGlzbSBiYWQuand then he will shout you girls are gay
@sokuchatto-sw9wt
3 ай бұрын
"I got a full roll of tin foil are you coming with me or not?" best line 😂
@navarrjenkins7648
2 ай бұрын
Dude Jupiter rains diamonds. If I could go to Jupiter, get some diamonds, and come back safely I’d be rich.
@sudeux5746
2 ай бұрын
No you'd just plummet it's value
@navarrjenkins7648
2 ай бұрын
@@sudeux5746not if people don’t know there are more.
@EnnoR8675
2 ай бұрын
if we managed to go to Mars, we must be pretty smart
@ImJustNovaxd
3 ай бұрын
If anyone ever said that to me I would say "Boys go to college to get more knowledge girls go to Jupiter to get fucking shredded by the strong gravitational pull"
@Dat1Boi23
3 ай бұрын
Well that wasn't personal💀
@B-Side.72
3 ай бұрын
Who hurt you bro
@Avocartoonist226
3 ай бұрын
Not exactly catchy
@3disme
3 ай бұрын
“And on that day, Ryan went to college. And also went into debt.”
@kumrandy7835
3 ай бұрын
😂 yooo
@HutouGD
3 ай бұрын
1- boys invented college 2- stupider aint even a word
@YouareFinnaGetClappedBozo
2 ай бұрын
After going to college, he realizes he’s in crippling debt.
@RandomOrthodoxMan
2 ай бұрын
Bro missed the chance when he said I’m going to college to instead say, “I’m going to college to get some knowledge”
@wavavoom
2 ай бұрын
Girls may go to college to get more knowledge, but girls be warned there will only be 7 planets left after i am done with Uranus.
@ssnakeyboy4345
3 ай бұрын
And on that day, CheeseParade was hired by Netflix.
@CheeseParade
3 ай бұрын
🥺 dreams
@SpaceKadet1454
3 ай бұрын
Actually seeing Jupiter up-close would be one of the most remarkable things I can think of. (and by upclose I mean relatively close).
@jeremyglass4283
3 ай бұрын
Jupiter is a terrifying planet to look at for some reason, also you can’t see it up close, its magnetic field will fry you if you try
@SpaceKadet1454
3 ай бұрын
@@jeremyglass4283 Well I can see it being terrifying because we just cant comprehend how large it is. Also, I know it is not possible to see Jupiter "up close," but it just sounds amazing. I want to have my mind blown.
@dhaivik2194
3 ай бұрын
@@SpaceKadet1454 you brain will literally explode
@idehenebenezer
3 ай бұрын
Jesus is coming soon. Repent and turn away from your SINS TODAY🤗
@flamingdoritos9543
3 ай бұрын
@@idehenebenezersin more meet Satan I mean he pissed off god and he's supposed to forgive everyone
@ForDeutschland
2 ай бұрын
“More stupider.” Ah yes it seems we have an intellectual in our presence.
@stevecarter8810
2 ай бұрын
This just goes to show, you can make better choices and elevate yourself. You don't need to be weighed down in life by what's between your legs.
@amor6486
3 ай бұрын
Going to Jupiter is a achievement
@homebrew4970
3 ай бұрын
"is a achievement." You should have gone to college.
@colorfulstone9221
3 ай бұрын
an* maybe go to college
@gentong4723
3 ай бұрын
Yeah uh, the moment you're there you're just gonna die instantly
@SprigatitoSuperfan
3 ай бұрын
Girls go to college-- Throws bike at them* Edit: Yoo thanks for the likes yall
@skyplayx3558
3 ай бұрын
I had forgotten the throw rocks at them controversy, thanks for reminding me
@eggstudios1442
3 ай бұрын
me leaves of cringe
@doorhandle731
3 ай бұрын
I was thinking the exact same thing
@Stalker_2021
3 ай бұрын
yakuza
@anushkajithesh2312
3 ай бұрын
It's only been 3 seconds and I'm annoyed by that first part
@Wub892
2 ай бұрын
The boy to girls ratio of 1000 to 1 is very favorable
@broskee7665
2 ай бұрын
Ryan went to college and became Rihanna supporting the fact that girls go to collage.
@CATfabulous
3 ай бұрын
I always loved hearing this and thinking "says the one who thinks stupider is a word"
@BUFFALOSOLDIERS1000
3 ай бұрын
exactly
@gwendeerlin
3 ай бұрын
Language is determined by its users. If enough people believe stupider is a word and use it then it will become a word and there's nothing anyone can do about it. Like the word "aint" or expression "do'oh". Look at what Black people are doing to the language.
@CATfabulous
3 ай бұрын
@@gwendeerlin Thats saying 2+2= 100 ... even if the majority of civilization thinks that, it's still not correct
@gwendeerlin
3 ай бұрын
@@CATfabulous By that logic, Spanish, Italian and French don't exist they're just bastardizations of Latin...
@DefenestratedG
3 ай бұрын
@@CATfabulous language ≠ math Language is created, shaped, and formed. Math is discovered, explored, and built upon.
@TheDamagedKoda
3 ай бұрын
Missed opportunity to say "and on that day he did go to college, to get more knowledge"
@unknowngamerbro
2 ай бұрын
Did that guy not have any self-respect?
@monikaparaskar8629
2 ай бұрын
Boys go to mars to get more candy bars. Obviously.
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