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@kittylemew
9 ай бұрын
Tell Brad, um... are dwarf conversations a funny topic? YES! YES! YEEEEEESSS!!! A whole routine, please
@beetlebeeltehocoupleoftimeAH
7 ай бұрын
Actually, There is something called "Jousting" Its when 2 guys DP a girl they "Joust" for position! 🤣
@Hoshimaru57
Жыл бұрын
A thousand drunk dwarves slamming into each other to Tubthumping. Clearly I’ve got something new to see on my bucket list
@GrugTheJust
Жыл бұрын
I heard 5,000 people in an auditorium crack their knuckles in unison. \ I love unique experiences like that.
@SlideIX
Жыл бұрын
I go to comic cons for shit like this
@ZetaReticuli87
Жыл бұрын
" I get knocked down but I get up again "
@catjudo1
Жыл бұрын
I'm 5'5" and would just be happy to be the tallest guy in the room, just one time...
@44punisherable
11 ай бұрын
We need to ask abed about this
@sentaukrai
Жыл бұрын
If i was at a hotel and woke up to a dwarf convention...A) i'd be stoked, cuz i'm 5ft tall and i'd finally get to feel like a giant. B) I'd ask where the chocolate river was.
@josevega2255
Жыл бұрын
I’d get the urge to dye my skin green and walk in the middle of them throwing my head back going “Ho,Ho,Ho green giant!”
@HariSeldon913
Жыл бұрын
I'm 6'3" and on the 6 month anniversary of dating my now wife I took her to a dinner show called Tony & Tina's wedding. When we were waiting in the lobby to get in I was looking around a bit and suddenly noticed I was average height. Turned out there's a tall persons club of Chicago and they were doing a group trip to that show. I got invited to join the club (I didn't) while my 5'1" wife must have felt like Brad.
@kelseyjenna9248
Жыл бұрын
@@HariSeldon913 I love everything about this story, including that there is a Tall Persons Club of Chicago.
@watcher1258
Жыл бұрын
I got out & buy a pair of dress shoes & walk up to a group of them & say since you so close to my shoes who wants to shine them & accept what ever happens next.
@sentaukrai
Жыл бұрын
@@watcher1258 Groin shot, shin kick, or punch right to the side/back of the knee.
@DrkWng17
Жыл бұрын
That "head everywhere" interior design joke was wayyy underrated. Real clever.
@3arthIsGhetto
Жыл бұрын
I was surprised he didn't make a reference to "interior" design lol
@tunesmiith6594
5 ай бұрын
I'm surprised he didn't "go hard" on how .....over wide her ..... "Smile" is
@lorirose3765
Жыл бұрын
I wish he would have another special. I’ve never laughed so hard in my life. He is hysterical.
@randyreese6413
8 ай бұрын
I had a classmate who was in the Navy. Her last name was Swallow. She was literally Seaman Swallow.
@Clarence_Oddbody
5 ай бұрын
Buddy of mine was a MP on the Enterprise and once had to pick up a Seaman Sample for a transfer.
@fonknerdinkerbootle8987
5 ай бұрын
When I was in the service a met a sailor by the name of seaman stain
@Rick_Sanchez_C137_
5 ай бұрын
I was at DLI in 1990 with a Seaman swallow, a Seaman Stain, and a Seaman Cox. Stain and Swallow were females, Cox was a dude and a friend said Swallow always joked that she was gonna marry Cox and hyphenate her name to Seaman Swallow Cox.
@msbee5183
5 ай бұрын
Bwahahaha
@pandajfry
Жыл бұрын
For most filing purposes, the last name is used first. Head Kas(sy). Head case. One of the funniest name problems I've heard of is someone named Megan Finger. Her college put the last name, followed by the first 2 letters of the students' first name on IDs Edit: grammer word stuff is less broken.
@gregkral4467
Жыл бұрын
Dwarf conventions, now that would be a very unique experience to check in late and wake to that. That sounds like a blast.
@photopro459
Жыл бұрын
Can you imagine a dude from Kansas on a business trip in that hotel? 😂
@JadeDragon407
Жыл бұрын
Jousting... it's like pegging, but from across the room 🤣🤣🤣 Little people conventions, how could that NOT be a lot of fun, and plumb hilarious. I think if I happened to stumble into that hotel, I'd HAVE to stick around and see how that goes. I'll be Rhaegal for whoever wants to be Tyrion. >>;=) Now I need to go listen to Tubthumping for some bizarre unknown reason, so it doesn't follow me all night.
@erikschoff2272
Жыл бұрын
I served with a guy whose last name is Hoar. So that makes his wife a Hoar too.
@pandajfry
Жыл бұрын
His poor mom
@erikschoff2272
Жыл бұрын
She's a Hoar too
@brendanthompson1987
Жыл бұрын
Are they sitting at school desks like they think he's a 10 yr old giving a presentation to the class?
@dutchvanderbilt9969
Жыл бұрын
I wanna dress up as Slenderman and go to a dwarf convention and just slink around.
@taigafaiya1298
6 ай бұрын
I wanna take my tallest friend to a dwarf convention 😂
@soldier257
Жыл бұрын
“If your last name was Head and you werent good at it the relationship wouldnt last. That’s fucking suck!” Or it wouldnt! XD
@crazylarryjr
5 ай бұрын
I had a friend names Donald head, he was a tall black guy, yes he knew how to fight (Name like that you better) and one time in gym class (co-op) we were picking teams for a BB game Male and female captain. Anyways the female captain said "Give me Head" referring to the guy to play for her team, the male captain actually said, "Thank you, i didn't want to say that". As soon as he said that, her face got beat red and she run out of the gym with everyone laughing. True story back in the late 1980's, Hadn't thought about it till this vid clip
@Rainbow.Pegacorn.Cosplay
Жыл бұрын
I legitimately could not stop laughing with this video 🤭🤭😅😅😂😂🤣🤣☠️☠️
@mrz80
Жыл бұрын
"DJ John and Kasey Head"
@sumonelse1989
Жыл бұрын
Itty, bitty, titty committy! 🤣 Never try to eat anything bigger than your head. 🤠 More than a mouthful and you'll just get a strained tongue. 😋 It's not like you can save the extras for later. 🤭
@bigl6322
Жыл бұрын
Brad is always funny…. No matter what…
@TechniSean1
6 ай бұрын
Knew a guy named Shannon Dykes. He liked to fight, guess he kind of had to. Also, the DJ probably said, "Greatest Night Of My Life!!" after seeing knock down dwarf dancing.
@DANG3R0USDAM3
Жыл бұрын
Omg I laughed tooooo hard at the AA joke 😂
@markhorney7625
9 ай бұрын
Shame I wasn't there to talk about last names. Mine is 'Horney' lots to play with that one 😂
@hockeyguy2005
Ай бұрын
The head to hand ratio is craaaaaaazy
@DanTheZombieGaming
5 ай бұрын
You Brad. I'm from south africa so never heard of you before till about 3 weeks ago or so. Saw one of your clips as youtube short. Since then I have been hooked to your stuff long and short form content watch every day. Man you Crack me up. Wish I could meet you someday IRL. 😂
@jesseszymcik3026
2 ай бұрын
My best friend got a strap-on, from a boyfriend, for Valentine’s Day. When i asked her how was it, was it good for her, her response was, “i guess, it’s okay, if you like NOISE!” So, he liked it. She was not very enthused.
@Hoshimaru57
Жыл бұрын
Richard Head There’s a man who never gets a break. The funniest names I ever personally encountered were James Dull (my politics professor), and Nancy Savage (a science teacher).
@updem
Жыл бұрын
I served in the Army with a William Cunts, and a guy named Hofacker. My last name was impossible for one of the drill sergeants at basic to pronounce so at roll call he just called out "E".
@CyranofromBergerac
Ай бұрын
@@updemNot sexual but the guy who bunked over me in basic was named Drinkwater. When we had hydration formation at the end of the day the drill sergeants would have him come out and say "Drinkwater!"
@zerocron3082
3 ай бұрын
bro created the ult bachelor party game jousting
@bradwalls8656
22 күн бұрын
@ 7:10 - In slang, "jousting" can refer to a party with more males than females, often called a "sausage fest" or "sword party".
@swiftaus
4 ай бұрын
1:50 woman on the right looks so excited.
@Paranitis
11 ай бұрын
Man, Ms Head really seemed depressed during that clip. The first time we see her, she's looking like she is really down about something, then she perks up a little bit when she puts the focus on herself, like she just feels she needs to be roasted, and then isn't able to participate with her adlibs (since she's not the comedian here), and when we see her again after her bit, she looks like she's regretting life.
@JohnnyAllan-vj7sj
14 күн бұрын
I love jokes about cheating lol. Call me immature, call me gross, call me when your husband leaves, call me whatever you want... I think they're funny
@zodarian6705
4 ай бұрын
This guy is always hilarious❤
@AC3handle
10 ай бұрын
I love how he's just as comfortable doing a set for like...40 people as he is for 4000 or more. Brad should really be on the national stage. Fuck they should have him HOST an SNL ep.
@INFOONLINE641
Ай бұрын
It would be funny if there was a convention for Little people as a dwarf or something and see who can win first 🥇
@JasonT850
4 ай бұрын
I would pay to see a dwarf mosh pit!
@tedpetry2028
Жыл бұрын
reminds me of the movie "Under the Rainbow"
@PrinceHellfire
Жыл бұрын
I’m dying😂😂😂
@cordelianoelle3644
Жыл бұрын
Since so many are about the name thing. Try having a dentist, Dr. Fang or a physician, Dr. Oregon Hunter. Yes, they are real and were only a few blocks from each other.
@barbarabush962
Жыл бұрын
My last name is Bush, and my first is Barbara, and the middle is Jean, so I got it all the way around, growing up in the 90s
@ozziepowell5067
Жыл бұрын
When you search brad Williams on KZitem it automatically searches shorts.... I wish that was a joke 💀
@melvinatkins998
11 ай бұрын
Haha…. Had me rolling in laughter!…. 😂
@Dracnoral1987
7 ай бұрын
My first thought with the Head last name was someone picking her for their team.
@Mrdoctile
Жыл бұрын
Love it
@danofiremano
Жыл бұрын
The Best Ever!
@davidckrausejr9594
10 ай бұрын
Thanks bro I need that
@ESC_907
5 ай бұрын
Missed out on the “Thank you, for giving me Head!”
@gracielynn9623
5 ай бұрын
4’7 full grown adult and proudly a member of the itty bitty titty committee. I don’t have dwarfism, I’m just naturally really really short, but I’d totally go to a dwarf convention.
@minaashido518
3 ай бұрын
What defines a dwarf is being 4’10 or below So you may not have *dwarfism* but you absolutely qualify for the convention
@adalyman773
5 ай бұрын
I can relate to Kasey. My last name used to be Blow. Thankfully, it’s not anymore.
@loki3292
9 ай бұрын
Man, he was on fire that night.
@matthewaldridge9305
Жыл бұрын
Had a girl I worked with who said give me a song I will sing it. I'm 20 years older so I start naming songs I knew but she didn't know. Finally I said sing tubthumping by chumbawumba. Her response oh now your just making shit up. Blew her mind when I played the actual song and showed her that was the name
@updfdrakkell143
5 ай бұрын
I had a teacher named ms Sexton back in elementary lol
@kiddokanstrup
Жыл бұрын
I agree if My woman do it on you it's not cheeting, but im gonna look you in the eyes when she does it😂
@Gh0stly_Featherz
5 ай бұрын
My last name is Reading. And I want to be an author. Couldn't be more fitting in my opinion
@Criner05
5 ай бұрын
That would suck to be a little person at the convention and the hotel room they give you is on the top floor.
@RossBylsma
5 ай бұрын
Did you have to pay or was it a stay free mini pad 😂😂😂
@vickiwaatti1076
3 ай бұрын
I got teased for my name growing up. My initials were VJJ - Va-Jay-Jay...
@Skipper.17
5 ай бұрын
01:51 this woman doesn’t seem to impressed. Lol
@danwhitesall3521
5 ай бұрын
I worked in medical records and saw a patient with last name Buttslam. Don't remember what her first name was.
@janetsbrick
27 күн бұрын
If there hadn’t been a name change and my parents had combined their last names, I’d have been a Buttslamer. True story.
@jackieprasek179
6 ай бұрын
😂Head😢 my maiden name is Nutt! I went ti school with Lori Dick and Rusty Head! We were quite the trio😂😂😂
@Judo593
3 ай бұрын
can tall people attend dwarf conventions??? Because I would love to go!
@kevinschultz6091
5 ай бұрын
Re: Jousting - well, I first heard of that from a Marine Corp acquaintance a few years ago, in the "totally no-homo things Marines do in the barracks when they're bored and/or drunk." So...probably an example of convergent evolution, but yeah - at least according to my friend, that's a thing.
@thebossjasonwilliams
11 ай бұрын
I am reminded of a time that I was working and we had this was around Christmas time. We had a dwarf illegally live in in the factory. He was dressed like Christmas elf and I at the time was a professional. I get a call from ops to Dylan check the camera. Mind you I work the day shift in the third shift guard was asleep at his desk so I took Cameron I get on the radio and I say you're not going to believe what I'm looking at get up here. They come up I showed them the footage. So long story short I go back our uniforms at the time will read and I was had a white beard at the moment and white hair and glasses that I was heavy set so very much Santa to confront a renegade. Elf. So I get back and I'm talking to him to call a professional manner trying very hard to not acknowledge the irony of the situation. I hear shuffling through the racks in the next thing I hear I hear a small yeeeeeeeeeee as a small dwarf with the strength of a two-year-old crackhead Superman mini me. I catch him and he's throwing around flashing you know doing all the other things you shouldn't do. He calms down I settled down and I'm asking that you shouldn't do this you know why are you doing this. Quieter moments shuffling his little boots. The next thing I know this little person had kicked me in the shin. You see where this is going. There is a fat Santa chasing a little person around it's dress like a Christmas elf I'm yell at him come back to you demented elf I'm going to drop kick you back to the North Pole. I finally get tired of chasing around this pallet of shelves. So I stopped in for a few minutes it looks like bugs Bunny cartoon you know she's seen them around wild ones holding back and I grabbed reach down and pick him up on suspenders them carry him back to the front waiting room. People are looking in and I just say I don't even want to hear it I don't want I don't want to. I get back up front and I asked the TA lady or HR lady's you will if I could use her fridge for a second she asked me what for and I proceeded to step into the room holding a dwarf I said I found a trespasser I need to set him somewhere where he can't get away. I said I'm on top the fridge essay for me that's it's small jump for you that's an insta kill that suicide okay so don't jump down he flipped me off. I said I will lock you up and send you back to the North pole. Well cops show up they think I'm joking they got to show up and the rest of the story is even more wild.
@kensworld1979
9 ай бұрын
When you go to one of these conventions don’t stay in the hotel that they are at. One dwarf thought it was a good idea to pull the fire alarm it kept my wife up all night also these hotels puts a cricket in the air vent to make sure you get no sleep. Went downstairs to tell the hotel about the cricket and a teenage dwarf asked me if he could ride on my shoulders.
@keithscott1926
Жыл бұрын
Isn’t that what the women do to the guy during a divorce? 😂
@HariSeldon913
Жыл бұрын
Figuratively.
@JadisAmalthea
Жыл бұрын
Hey, the last name "Head" isnt that weird. I mean, there was a famous fashion designer named Edith Head. Otherwise, on the subject of odd last names, my maiden name is Dix. Yes. I have heard every joke known to man (and some known only to women). And I once met a girl with the last name "Fagg".
@shadowprince4482
5 ай бұрын
That night the hotel became a tavern...
@Iamgroot9170
6 ай бұрын
You can pack the all into one room.
@kiotewolfer3278
11 ай бұрын
Small casino I lived by had a security guard named Richard Head. Yep i was kicked out numerous times.
@wildbill6624
Жыл бұрын
Instead of jousting it's called sword fighting lol
@noahgarcia2582
11 ай бұрын
1:50 the red head is so against this
@royalbookshopper
3 ай бұрын
Brad!!! I love you! AND I'm 69!! lol
@44punisherable
11 ай бұрын
Yodas everywhere
@MichaelWard-i9i
Ай бұрын
I had to say I thought, why is there not a little person biker club out there? That would be cool, right?Little people on harley davidson's and indian motorcycles.That would be awesome, wouldn't it? What do you think, brad williams a little person motorcycle club?What do you think?
@rockinrickyfan8164
Жыл бұрын
Why did the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her a shells and b shells.
@dennisknapp399
8 ай бұрын
took my kids to the holidome in boise idaho, there was a little people conventiion, my five year old will never be the same because he spent the weekend with one of our hands over his mouth
@wesmartyn3829
2 ай бұрын
Miss Kasey, let me take you to dinner? Nothing else. I'm too old for other stuff. You just seem, interesting and honest. He'll, I'll fly you here, and back. I'm leaving soon. But live interesting people.
@andydietsch-hl1jh
9 ай бұрын
Had girl in class with last name Morhead her nickname was gimme
@zippitydoodads9947
Жыл бұрын
@1:51 the woman on the right, lol😂
@jessekonrad4635
Жыл бұрын
They shrunk Mac from always sunny 😮
@brandonfrentrup
Жыл бұрын
Would be funny if she married a guy with the last name of Goode
@davidpumpkinsjr.5108
11 ай бұрын
If her name is Head and her interior design firm isn't called "Headspace", that's a failure.
@yGKeKe
10 ай бұрын
1:50 that girl just shaking her head like she's severely disappointed about something. EDIT: And then a third of the video turns out to be about her. Yikes.
@AmorphisBob
10 ай бұрын
Am I nuts or does jousting seem like it would lead to some serious injuries.
@robertturner5638
5 ай бұрын
I had a friend in boot camp named Richard Wack. He went by Dick.
@elektrolyte
Жыл бұрын
1:50 lady on the right... ;P
@jamesprather2118
Жыл бұрын
head, lol. had a teacher in school who had that last name. butttttttt she must have hated herself cause her first name was Ms. Moore, so she was Moore Head.
@wotancoyota3628
7 ай бұрын
Everybody shrunk...
@WULFMAN2004
Жыл бұрын
Sweet baby Jesus
@whitehazegruntz250
Ай бұрын
2:00 that is cheating its a intimate act with another person
@adamr149
Жыл бұрын
Haha lady at 1:50 NOT into the pegging jokes.
@zippitydoodads9947
Жыл бұрын
I’d peg her
@leslieclanton348
5 ай бұрын
I was in the Army with a dude that his name was Richard Head ! At roll call,you would hear Dick Head !!!!!
@alienigga
Жыл бұрын
Lady at 1:48 looks distraught
@waynegrieco9752
Жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@kkangpae346
8 ай бұрын
My step fathers last name is Moorehead, fucking glad I didn't name change my last name. Granted my last name is Song, but that's fuckin better than Moorehead.
@antMANscochiey
8 ай бұрын
So. I know he has five fingers on each hand like any other person. But for some reason, everytime I watch Brad Williams, my brain sees his hands as four fingered, Simpsons hands. I have no idea why this happens or if its some kind of internalized dwarf stereotype. But if someone off the cuff asked me how many fingers Brad Williams has, I would say 8 without hesitation.
@antMANscochiey
8 ай бұрын
Also he's one of the funniest guys in stand up right now, probably should have lead with that.
@richardservatius5405
9 ай бұрын
weirdest place to have midget wrestling...murray, idaho
@waynejohnson3909
Жыл бұрын
Y'all find this funny as hell if she knew a guy whose name was Richard cranium
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