"Give me fake crisps, I'm gonna give you fake love". The man's a poet.
@abbystevens5693
6 жыл бұрын
neh ..to over the top acted...or a try at acting rather
@Battledongus
6 жыл бұрын
Get out.
@summerlaverdure
4 жыл бұрын
@@abbystevens5693 abby you've failed the world
@-spudman2.054
3 жыл бұрын
He would be a poet if you actually quoted what he said
@aborted4196
2 жыл бұрын
@@abbystevens5693 I like how you're the only one who thumbs up your own post. 🤣 Also hjort open your ears or clean them, Cause he said. " Get me fake crisps?! I'm *NOT* going to give you fake love"
@demonstructie
6 жыл бұрын
Secret tip to win (or at least not lose) if you're ever a contestant on barshens: stfu until Stuart says the answer and then say the same thing he does.
@lily91109
6 жыл бұрын
Stuart is the alpha supreme. I have been in his presence before and all heads were on him.
@zangl2955
11 ай бұрын
Lol alpha supreme sounds like a wolf
@iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS
10 ай бұрын
Except if it's anchovies
@JesusKrispies
6 жыл бұрын
Don't know who that fetching creature sitting on the right is, but she's both lovely and talented.
@DrewDawkins
6 жыл бұрын
That's my future wife/mistress.
@antster1983
6 жыл бұрын
She disappears at one point to be replaced by Eli...
@swanningabout
6 жыл бұрын
Right in the shitter
@antster1983
5 жыл бұрын
It’s Granny Sprinkles!
@swanningabout
3 жыл бұрын
@Samson Themighty minge
@darkstarnh
6 жыл бұрын
I work as a sound recordist on TV crews (yes, the guy with the big hairy thing on a stick). We once did a news item on an award winning dairy that produced organic yoghurt. During filming of the production line they told us that we had to stop and do interviews instead. Then they changed out their cartons for Sainsbury ones and restarted the line with the same product. We swore not to tell as the brand sold, in Sainsbury's, for a higher price so I'm afraid that I can't tell you what happened that day at Rachel's Organic.
@darkstarnh
Жыл бұрын
@Jones Jones Don't what?
@darkstarnh
Жыл бұрын
@Jones Jones I've had this from trolls before. Can't be bothered with it anymore.
@JoLiKMC
6 жыл бұрын
"Give me fake crisps?! I'm not gonna give you fake _love!"_ Spoken like a true romantic, Silverman.
@polishenglish8356
6 жыл бұрын
Stuart is a wizard when it comes to identifying stuff! :O he is like a Decard Cain of tat! :D
@Inglott
6 жыл бұрын
Stay a while, and listen!
@Fawp
6 жыл бұрын
Also giving you instruction on how to socket poundland trinkets into your gear with his Horadric fidget cube.
@thewolfin
6 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, in D1 Cain can kill you by identifying something with a reduction to HP that you were wearing. kzitem.info/news/bejne/mI542I6NcaJ-YKg
@94RIPCobain
6 жыл бұрын
Gotta love that Diablo! 😁
@spartan132
5 жыл бұрын
Solid reference there. 10/10
@brianartillery
6 жыл бұрын
Eli worrying that the faux Jaffa Cakes weren't modular.
@GoredonTheDestroyer
6 жыл бұрын
I mean, what else is there to worry about in these trying times? We're on the verge of nuclear war, the Internet may soon die, a veritable psychopath holds the most powerful political position... And then there's Eli, concerned about the modularity of Jaffa Cakes.
@PriyaPans
3 жыл бұрын
@@GoredonTheDestroyer well currently there's a global pandemic and we barely leave the house. I'd like some off brand stuff right now.test peeling the jelly off the base.
@samholdsworth420
3 ай бұрын
I usually worry more about amplitude than modularity
@samholdsworth420
3 ай бұрын
@@PriyaPansyou only didn't leave the house because you believed the lies
@PriyaPans
3 ай бұрын
@@samholdsworth420 clearly you didn't have family that died then. Lucky you.
@doorhanger9317
6 жыл бұрын
Barshens is my favorite disaster.
@hotelmario510
5 жыл бұрын
Great name for a band.
@NekoiNemo
6 жыл бұрын
Suggestion: It would've been more fun if Paul handed them products at random, but *told* them he gave everyone the same on/off brand product
@NamelessBody
6 жыл бұрын
You are a horrible person. I like it.
@WardahTheBlaqQ
6 жыл бұрын
Ooooh, that's a good idea!
@LoakaMossi111
6 жыл бұрын
There's no way Paul would have been able to keep track of that.
@noptic
6 жыл бұрын
That would have made a 10 minute video a 70 hour ordeal or heartache, depression, and anger. They all have enough trouble following the simplest of rulesets most of the time.
@AgentTasmania
6 жыл бұрын
Paul can't come up with simple rulesets competently.
@velvethead79
6 жыл бұрын
"FAKE CRISPS?!? I AIN'T GONNA GIVE YOU FAKE LOVE!!!" Eli is a legend.
@agepbiz
6 жыл бұрын
Even in Norway we have Jaffa Cakes. I call the off brand for Jaffa Fakes. It makes me feel clever.. :)
@agepbiz
6 жыл бұрын
Oh, by the way, I loved this game. more!
@MattJay.
6 жыл бұрын
Bless you, that’s the kind of thinking that should see you made king of Norway 🇳🇴
@Bradford_Longflap
6 жыл бұрын
I for one, welcome the Cheapshowification of Barshens.
@antster1983
9 ай бұрын
*_...roff-roff-roff..._*
@crazyforgg
8 күн бұрын
CHOB ME BAROFF
@MAMODMAN95
6 жыл бұрын
Daddy Eli is back
@borisjohnson7799
6 жыл бұрын
Wow you sound really queer saying it like that. But it is good to see Eli back though.
@thesnailtale8490
3 жыл бұрын
Please can this come back. Please
@triggerho888
6 жыл бұрын
I was dubious when this channel launched but it is quickly becoming my favorite. Fairly impressed.
@triggerho888
6 жыл бұрын
All the more impressive.
@jamiegriffin-smith9931
5 жыл бұрын
@@swanningabout I agree with this comment
@swanningabout
2 жыл бұрын
@@jamiegriffin-smith9931 fanny
@crazyforgg
8 күн бұрын
@@swanningabout knickers
@medic7771
6 жыл бұрын
Paul should have thrown them a wildcard where both products were off brand.
@IvanOdintsoff
6 жыл бұрын
OHHH BRANDBRANDOOFBRANDBRANDOFF
@NeoGroFabius
6 жыл бұрын
DEEDLEEDLEEDLEEDLEEDLEEDL
@therunawaykid6523
6 жыл бұрын
Offbrandoffbrandoffbrandoff etc
@swanningabout
5 жыл бұрын
Brand
@Spike-Prime
5 жыл бұрын
@@swanningabout BRAND
@antster1983
5 жыл бұрын
*_"ROFF-ROFF-ROFF!!"_*
@peterballard6107
6 жыл бұрын
I call for an official cheapshow channel and not just a podcast as excellent as it is
@skunkrebell
6 жыл бұрын
They have a KZitem channel, but it's a little bit underused
@antster1983
5 жыл бұрын
They recently uploaded videos of the 100th and 101st podcasts, which were recorded in front of a live audience at the Bill Murray pub in Islington. Stuary, Ash Frith and Mr. Biffo were guests in both episodes.
@shahinsha108
6 жыл бұрын
R.I.P Barry's eyes.
@zixise
6 жыл бұрын
shahin the boy RIP
@Twitch380
6 жыл бұрын
shahin the boy hes gonna be the blind chef
@anndownsouth5070
3 жыл бұрын
I love this. 3 grown men with weird "masks" having a serious conversation about the quality of crisps.
@BrainyBoy1200
6 жыл бұрын
As a mathcore fan, Eli's contribution to the jingle appeals to me.
@o0julek0o
6 жыл бұрын
As a poor student who has genuinely done the same experiment, I can definitely agree with everything these guys have said.
@acidhelm
6 жыл бұрын
Best credits ever.
@AL82RetrogamingLongplays
6 жыл бұрын
Poor Paul - he so desperately wanted to keep things moving!
@VulcanGray
6 жыл бұрын
Nobody likes paul
@user-yo2lt8ch7v
6 жыл бұрын
VulcanGray Everybody*
@keeperofthecheese
6 жыл бұрын
@@VulcanGray I like Paul wtf man
@lordcrayzar
5 жыл бұрын
Coffee Pot Productions nobody*
@TheOnyxRanger
6 жыл бұрын
I sympathize with Paul on a spiritual level
@ThePoeticPony
6 жыл бұрын
"It's a taste test ONLY you got that?" *2 minutes later* "can I feel/sniff it?" "yes"
@Katsumi-Luna
6 жыл бұрын
Paul would make an excellent children's TV host, if he has the patience to deal with you guys then children wouldn't be an issue
@tktru
5 жыл бұрын
_Very confident:_ “First one’s a Jaffa cake, second one’s a Jaffa cake! :D”
@kackers
6 жыл бұрын
I love the panning to Stuart with zero facial expression
@Laurabeck329
6 жыл бұрын
This game is almost competent and has solid rules. Who are you and what have you done with Paul?
@RickinBaltimore
6 жыл бұрын
Eli lost his damn mind.
@WardahTheBlaqQ
6 жыл бұрын
It's the amplitude.
@ahandsomefridge
6 жыл бұрын
Yep. Just yep.
@zixise
6 жыл бұрын
He’s perfect now.
@therunawaykid6523
6 жыл бұрын
It's too much modular amplitude happening all at once
@sadonion4378
6 жыл бұрын
Something's wrong with the main camera, It's really blurry. Either that or I've had a stroke
@iMarbot
6 жыл бұрын
The main camera was off brand too!
@ihaveasticknmyi
6 жыл бұрын
Dude, the camera is obviously blurry. Also, why does my room smell like toast?
@eyeballpaul700
4 жыл бұрын
Ashens never did that Aldi chocolate video.....
@StopThisSocialNetworkBS
6 жыл бұрын
1:33 In an Aldi, a Poundland, a Lidlidlidlidlil OOOOOOOOFF BRAND BRAND BRAND OFF OFF BRAND OFF BRAND BRAND OFF
@tomcryer1638
6 жыл бұрын
"who's Brandoff?"
@SnarkyPosters
6 жыл бұрын
The non-union Mexican equivalent of Marlon Brando.
@Maddin1313
6 жыл бұрын
Heinrich von Brandoff, and obscure Prussian politician.
@soundwavesuperior2407
6 жыл бұрын
No one knows who Brandoff is..but everyone seems to talk about how he scams people..
@therunawaykid6523
6 жыл бұрын
Villain in the next James bond film
@tomkenning5482
5 жыл бұрын
Richard Brandoff
@lordbobby1868
6 жыл бұрын
What a successful segment of Barshens!🤗
@antster1983
5 жыл бұрын
I'm just sad they never got to eat Samyang hot chicken ramen noodles.
@Lobotomistmankyeh
6 жыл бұрын
last time I was this early they had to put me in an incubator for a few more weeks :)
@SuperDeadknife
6 жыл бұрын
space fabric haha
@adamjohnson8305
6 жыл бұрын
Wow an early joke that was original and not cancer. Gold stars for you ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
@wolfyboy
6 жыл бұрын
XD OMG!! that made me laugh until i coughed, then laughed some more! best comment BY FAR, EVER!!! XD
@TheNolifeChannel
6 жыл бұрын
Lol xD
@swanningabout
6 жыл бұрын
wolfy boy no
@fluidwolf
6 жыл бұрын
I want frazzles now. Bacon chips sound amazing
@PP-bs3od
6 жыл бұрын
They're heavenly...
@swanningabout
5 жыл бұрын
Chips?
@therunawaykid6523
5 жыл бұрын
Mmmmmmm frazzles
@msGreatTwister
6 жыл бұрын
Me, a cheapshow fan, expecting to hear the sweet, familiar sound of the brand off theme tune: oh...oh no...
@msGreatTwister
6 жыл бұрын
Oscarman97 There is if you love suffering
@entity8019
6 жыл бұрын
Why aren't these guys on a proper TV show? No offence to Paul as he's normally off camera doing producing things, but having Stu, Barry and Eli together are the new triumvirate in my opinion. Just as Clarkson, May and Hammond work so well - these guys have the right chemistry. We all love Paul though so have him feature regularly.
@rebeccagamble8837
7 ай бұрын
I just ate some knock off Jaffa cakes and remembered this video. Can't wait for Barshens to return.
@josh.0
6 жыл бұрын
i love how annoyed paul gets by eli's rambling its just funny! a funny lil unintentional gag
@CragScrambler
9 ай бұрын
Man I miss this channel so much 😂
@samvimes9510
6 жыл бұрын
7:10 fun fact: almost all major liquor brands do the same thing, especially whiskey manufacturers. Pappy Van Winkle is an insanely expensive, limited bourbon in the states that's extremely difficult to get. W.L. Weller is a cheaper whiskey that's easy to come by. It also comes from the exact same barrels that Pappy Van Winkle does, with no changes in age or temperature. One will cost you hundreds of dollars, the other $25 to $30.
@ashlawrenson8414
6 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!!! More of this please.
@Lord_Raviel
6 жыл бұрын
On the topic of off brand products being Identical to the leading brand. I know Tesco's standard Wheat Biscuits used to be identical to Weetabix other that the design printed on the packaging, Even the cardboard boxes the packs you buy get shipped to retailers in were of identical design. No idea if they are still identical.
@amyleah7971
6 жыл бұрын
That intro was beautiful 😂
@Koksny
6 жыл бұрын
Paul looks 10 years older than month ago. Cheers up Milky Choc boi, that's great episode!
@Dee_Just_Dee
6 жыл бұрын
That moment when Paul and Eli ad-lib the theme song 100× better than when they tried to set it up. 😂
@cpt_nordbart
5 жыл бұрын
"Hello, Welcome to Borscht ins" YT auto captions never seizes to amaze me.
@_Piers_
6 жыл бұрын
The Co-op used to make bags of mini jaffa cakes, they were entirely superior to Mcvities...so naturally, they stopped selling them.
@Dee_Just_Dee
6 жыл бұрын
7:20 For sure, in many cases, the brand and off-brand version of something are identical - all made in the brand's facilities, only with different labels slapped on. I worked at a grocery store just a few years ago, and a box of store brand cream cheese, sealed and straight off the truck, had 4 units of the brand version packed in by mistake.
@RichardPlaysStuff
6 жыл бұрын
Aldi Jaffa Cakes are better than the proper ones. Fight me.
@estherday2239
6 жыл бұрын
RichardPlaysStuff I concur!
@shanekneeshaw3483
6 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@swanningabout
5 жыл бұрын
Pissflaps
@LordYllsacky
6 жыл бұрын
CHEAPSHOW TAKE OVER!!
@SsnakeBite
6 жыл бұрын
#barrywasstillrobbedsomehow
@alxwlsh
6 жыл бұрын
The off-brand brand-off!
@sirprintalot
2 жыл бұрын
I'm only 30 seconds in and it's absolute chaos.
@mrpositronia
6 жыл бұрын
Hmm... how about a Cola off.
@mastermarkus5307
6 жыл бұрын
Check out episode 58 of Cheapshow for that exact thing!
@noptic
6 жыл бұрын
No offbrand has the same kick in the teeth/burning effect of a real can of Coca Cola. It'd be such an easy game.
@mastermarkus5307
6 жыл бұрын
Why does it do that anyway!? That's the one thing that stops me from drinking Coke - it makes me feel like my teeth are being actively rotted as a drink. (Like Eli, I'm more of an iced tea guy anyway.)
@lordcrayzar
5 жыл бұрын
Master Markus no Barry or ashens though? Idk
@donaldstraitiff7827
6 жыл бұрын
Yes the Snickers had amplitude, but what about the umame?
@srgpepper42
6 жыл бұрын
"You're going to be blindfolded so you won't see what I'm putting in your mouth..."
@ZXGuesser
6 жыл бұрын
Yay a Paul video! More nonsense like this please :)
@brainimp
6 жыл бұрын
A lot of Brand and off brand snacks are identical and even packaged at the same factories in some cases, We used to do mini eggs and they were 100% identical to Cadbury mini eggs, the boxes delivered on the pallets even had the cadbury brand on them, we just had to put them through the machines to bag them up for Julian Graves shops and kiosks.
@brainimp
6 жыл бұрын
I never said all, I said a lot, I worked in the snack industry for 16 years I'm fully aware how people get ripped off by buying products just because they have a brand name on the packet
@fattimbo519
6 жыл бұрын
subscribed for the top notch jingles
@harrymcnally6437
Жыл бұрын
"Who's Brandoff?" Stuart... you don't wanna know...
@CerealBox64
6 жыл бұрын
Half of the enjoyment of this game comes from watching Paul slowly losing the will to live.
@jekanyika
6 жыл бұрын
Does anyone remember that classic episode of Off Brand Brand Off when Eli got Aero wrong?
@mastermarkus5307
6 жыл бұрын
Yes. It's because he wasn't familiar with the new weird and bumpy design.
@ArchangelExile
4 жыл бұрын
13:52 That bite though, lol. 🤣🤣🤣
@AgentTasmania
3 жыл бұрын
When Stuart says he's doing a video on something soon, even odds it never happens.
@TheSilencedGamer420
6 жыл бұрын
If you can, try the Morrisons knock off frazzles, they're surprisingly stronger than the real thing!
@IanC14
6 жыл бұрын
The Silenced Gamer they are really nice!
@Janinex98
6 жыл бұрын
i enjoy lidl - there i said it, some of the stuff is genuinely decent
@PiousMoltar
6 жыл бұрын
I feel the same about Aldi although they have a tendency to stop selling the things I like :(
@PMGF
6 жыл бұрын
Love the Barshens / Cheapshow crossovers
@koenvandamme6901
6 жыл бұрын
You can really see the point(s) in this video where Paul questions his entire life and the choices that led him to be on that set. Also, how the hell does Barry know what battery acid tastes like?
@jamiegriffin-smith9931
6 жыл бұрын
Please make this a series I could binge watch it all day. Some suggestions off brand baked beans, crisps and ketchup
@RageQuitGirlOfficial
6 жыл бұрын
Stuart stealing the Frazzles at 13:50 is the best bit!
@Fnorgh
6 жыл бұрын
Interesting. Where I live, the Lidl jaffa cakes have completely different packaging, I'm guessing to mimic whatever's the most popular brand of jaffa cake around here.
@blobbem
6 жыл бұрын
This kinda flies in the face of all those damn adverts where they get "random members of the public" to taste test the off-brand against the on-brand stuff. The adverts always show people being duped, but anyone who has actually had any of the off-brand stuff can immediately recognise the better on-brand stuff.
@freedomcheeseburgerman4042
6 жыл бұрын
Can't believe you guys got sammy hagar on barshens
@HowlinMadMurD0C
6 жыл бұрын
The jingle works flawlessly on The Cheapshow ;p
@TediI47
6 жыл бұрын
13:49 Ashens channeled a bit of that computer kid doing the thumbs up
@chloebywater6028
5 жыл бұрын
i miss this barshens
@BeaverIAB
3 жыл бұрын
I just miss Barshens in general now
@bewilderbeastie8899
6 жыл бұрын
Best jaffa cakes I've ever had came from the Co-op. The cake is nice and soft.
@ParedCheese
6 жыл бұрын
Bewilderbeastie Tried Marks & Sparks Jaffa Cakes? Best ever. 👍
@big_slurp4603
Жыл бұрын
>The first off-brand brand-off was 5 years ago where is the time going where is the time going where is the time going >the last barshens upload was 2 years ago where is the time going where is the time going where is the time going
@JUSJAK
6 жыл бұрын
Ashens in a burka
@JCstock
2 жыл бұрын
I've never been to the UK but now I wanna have frazzles because they sound wonderful.
@abbystevens5693
6 жыл бұрын
well well ...Eli will leave a date purely based on whether he gets the A name brand or a good c brand
@dmd8552
6 жыл бұрын
PAUL IS THE BEST, MOST HANDSOME, SMARTEST PERSON. PLEASE USE HIM MORE. USE ONLY HIM.
@chrisfroehler5315
6 жыл бұрын
Sure thing, Mrs. Gannon.
@TheTetrapod
6 жыл бұрын
Paul, stop.
@ophigreen2096
6 жыл бұрын
Mr.*
@drwhoscumrag
6 жыл бұрын
Tell me, have you ever eaten a plastic lid?
@CheeseLord
6 жыл бұрын
anyone notice how his face transforms dramatically at different angles? that man is a chameleon
@davesayswords
6 жыл бұрын
So the biggest flaw in a game on this channel when scoring people individually is having all three contestants playing at the same time so they often agree or copy each other. But who cares because that jingle was extraordinary! Also is Stuart doing a poor man's cosplay of Kylo Ren here? Just a thought.
@Sakovri
6 жыл бұрын
You know it'll be entertaining when the quiz competitors look like they've been kidnapped and held for ransom.
@GmodPlusWoW
6 жыл бұрын
"I feel like some Scottish man's attacking my eyes!" -Chef Barry Lewis, 2017. Also, Stuart's birthday is in a week's time!
@sirbutternubs
6 жыл бұрын
You should have done one where both of the items were exactly the same, or one person got the opposite, so the opinions would have conflicted. Stuart lead most of the correct answers there.
@antster1983
5 жыл бұрын
Sadly this Off Brand Brand Off doesn't have Richard Brandoff.
@zeo1chris
6 жыл бұрын
LMAO poor Paul at the start... He's the role I take in my group lol I've been there my friend LOL
@rebeccagamble8837
6 жыл бұрын
Love this segment, definitly one you should do again. Also, i absolutly fancy Eli.
@Shep-1701
6 жыл бұрын
Was there a cut at 12:05 ? Also have you noticed how practically anything Eli says is just something that Ashens said earlier but slightly rephrased
@WardahTheBlaqQ
6 жыл бұрын
Now I know whom Eli reminds me of: Brian Blessed! :D
@phillipjames13
6 жыл бұрын
lots of mentions of amplitude - staying doggedly on brand.
@antster1983
6 жыл бұрын
Phillip James How modular!
@Mint403
6 жыл бұрын
3:00 Did Ashens get scared when Paul put the jaffa in his hand? lol
@RoobehTunes
6 жыл бұрын
I just pawned my cheep knock-off frazzles off!
@Kennykazey
6 жыл бұрын
It would have also been cool if it was a test to find the best off-brand. With multiple copies of the same product.
@classiccustoms2010
6 жыл бұрын
Wait... YOU GUYS HAVE BACON-FLAVORED CHIPS? HOW THE HECK DO WE AMERICANS NOT HAVE THIS? (Or do we and I'm flipping looney?)
@zesplin336
6 жыл бұрын
There are tons of bacon/bacon and cheese flavored chips and snacks in America I think. at least 74% sure
@caitthenerd7470
6 жыл бұрын
No, we have bacon flavour crisps.
@ParedCheese
6 жыл бұрын
Classic Customs Sadly, you're a loony. ☹️
@MattJay.
6 жыл бұрын
Strange since you even have bacon in ice cream, I’m sure you can find some somewhere
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