At last, the kung-fu/blaxsploitation/horror hybrid we've all (apparently) been waiting for!
@wstine79
5 жыл бұрын
But it needs a giant monster.
@Dinosaurianationazation
5 жыл бұрын
Do Godzilla 2014!!! PLS????
@youthfulcurmudgeon3627
5 жыл бұрын
OMIGOD, BRENDON!!! I found the most bonkers kung fu movie for you to review!! You have to do this one!! Shaolin Drunkard 1983 kzitem.info/news/bejne/xoRmsZNrrJqlhoo
@christiankruse4571
5 жыл бұрын
Wow just..... Wow. I can't even.....my brain hurts so much.
@jim7205
5 жыл бұрын
Warhawk Tanzania's real name is Warren Hawkins and he was an exponent of Nisei Goju-Ryu karate under the art's founder, the late Hanshi Frank Ruiz. As a matter of fact, Ruiz served as the action director for both of Tanzania's films. According to current Nisei Goju-Ryu head and actor Wilfredo Roldan, Warhawk was actually a brown belt when he was making these films. The last he heard was that Warhawk had been living in Brooklyn, but that was many moons ago.
@CasualNotice
4 жыл бұрын
Brandon: "Did everyone in the 70's dress like they owned their own carpet store?" Yes, yes we did. Except on special occasions like funerals, weddings, and disco night at the Elks club. Then, we dressed like we were auditioning for an Italian porno.
@edwardburek1717
4 жыл бұрын
I bet the wardrobe considerations were funded by Brentford Nylons.
@ian_b
2 жыл бұрын
@@edwardburek1717 The world is a poorer place without Brentford Nylons.
@RightURKen7
Жыл бұрын
And it was GLORIOUS!!
@kelpengineer5303
4 жыл бұрын
“Did everyone in the seventies dress like they owned their own carpet stores?”... as a child in the 70s, I can attest that yes, yes they did.
@enragedkaiser237
5 жыл бұрын
War Hawk Tanzania sounds like a 70s comic book character's name
@rogermorris9696
5 жыл бұрын
Or a 1980's WWF Wrestler
@skylx0812
5 жыл бұрын
Not since Paul Lynde's Chief Nerr-er-vous Elk called Kirk Douglas "Prickly Pear John" have I ever heard such a name.
@jerkfudgewater147
5 жыл бұрын
Did anyone play WARHAWK on tue PS1 that game was freaken great
@kemmdog4444
5 жыл бұрын
He should have been in a Luke Cage comic.
@K4rt80y
5 жыл бұрын
You're daaaaaaamn right!
@sharkinahat
5 жыл бұрын
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@wstine79
5 жыл бұрын
Ah damn it!
@Dinosaurianationazation
5 жыл бұрын
[Reply flagged by Toho cause you suck]
@jeffreyskoritowski4114
5 жыл бұрын
Warhawk's real name is Warren Hawkins. According to Kung Fu Fandom at the time this film was made he was a brown belt in Nisei Goju Ryu karate. Unfortunately his current whereabouts are unknown.
@easterbunny3850
5 жыл бұрын
Wait... it says War Hawk Tanzania? Cypher Rage is dethronned
@richmcgee434
5 жыл бұрын
I don't know, it's close. I think we need a death match between the two to settle it.
@DMAN99
5 жыл бұрын
Rich McGee DENIED
@mothmanofaustraliaradio8888
5 жыл бұрын
Knight Mann let them fight...
@gregorybarna1026
5 жыл бұрын
Whatever happened to War Hawk Tanzania anyway? There was a time when every kid wanted to be War Hawk Tanzania. We had the Atari game.
@wugglesx
2 жыл бұрын
okay i'll admit it. i googled it xD.
@KarlBunker
5 жыл бұрын
"Stand still while I raise my leg in a gesture that looks a little bit like kicking only much slower! Good, now fall down like I hit you!" I hear War Hawk Tanzania's career tanked after he renamed himself to War Hawk The Republic of the Congo.
@richardgadberry8398
11 ай бұрын
Kinshasa or Brazzaville?
@shainewhite2781
5 жыл бұрын
War Hawk Tanzania sounds like a bad ass name that it belongs to a superhero.
@troyf.9050
5 жыл бұрын
Hell to the yes!!
@MHDebidour
5 жыл бұрын
the clothes in this movie are amazing, pity nobody wear those fantastic skirt & suit now.
@adamguarnella6866
5 жыл бұрын
Woh woh woh War Hawk ?! Baby name of 2019
@Void_The_Sinner
5 жыл бұрын
nah , Big Dick Kickass has it for me
@snarlyshot
4 жыл бұрын
That mma dude with war in his name (to lazy to google) stole the thunder I'm afraid. Still the single greatest name in film. Shame he had only 2 movies. Hope he is still kicking so a comeback could happen lol
@smithwesson1896
5 жыл бұрын
Black Dynamite
@smithwesson1896
5 жыл бұрын
@Jojoforpres DYNOMITE! DYNOMITE!
@justinpipes85
5 жыл бұрын
YES!! Do Alligator! Please sir.
@TheBrandonTenold
5 жыл бұрын
I Will!...Eventually...maybe...we'll see...
@justinpipes85
5 жыл бұрын
@@TheBrandonTenold I appreciate all your videos sir. Most definitely one of the top cult reviewers out there. Your choice in films is next to none.
@royshaheer
3 жыл бұрын
I watched that recently and Brandon give it your best attention to detail
@jwnj9716
5 жыл бұрын
All Hail War Hawk Tanzania.
@mothmanofaustraliaradio8888
5 жыл бұрын
Jw Nj thundah seagull Tasmania
@Gboy-rr6dm
5 жыл бұрын
The monster that called for help made me thing *wait scp-939, what are you doing here?
@pothatuu
5 жыл бұрын
Are we sure Rodan wasn't played by Charles Manson?
@guineapiglady2841
3 жыл бұрын
XD XD XD
@NDTexan
4 жыл бұрын
Funny enough the name warhawk Tanzania appears to be his actual birth name and not just something he made for the screen. This renews my faith in humanity
Literally just seen it. Gotta say it's a really good time. I really don't know why they don't make more films like that. They don't cost a ton and will make u back ur money if u get someone who loves good cheese behind the camera.
@tureytaino2785
4 жыл бұрын
@@snarlyshot That is beacuse of the Chinese influence in Hollywood. They are now bending over backwards to please the CCP.
@snarlyshot
4 жыл бұрын
@@tureytaino2785 so is the Canadian government. No lube.
@PFiction24
5 жыл бұрын
Bruce Lee vs Bruce Leroy! Please review the Last Dragon!
@PFiction24
5 жыл бұрын
Troy F. When did he review the Last Dragon?
@TheBrandonTenold
5 жыл бұрын
I haven't reviewed "The Last Dragon" (yet) so I dunno what he's talking about.
@MrSiahgold
4 жыл бұрын
@@TheBrandonTenold My family enjoys your videos very much keep up the awesome reviews
@tsinestexicthdauwraum9082
4 жыл бұрын
Our wait is finally over! Did Brandon review The Last Dragon? SHO'NUFF!
@Scudboy17
Жыл бұрын
70's fashion cemented the idea that dressing looking rediculous as possible was actually kind of cool. That fashion trend faded as the last of the great free roaming couch herds of the great plains were hunted to the verge of extinction tho.
@skylx0812
5 жыл бұрын
@ 3:46 ...but I don't speak Jive! Quick somebody call Barbara Billingsley!!
@troyf.9050
5 жыл бұрын
I was looking for her on my last plane ride!😉
@chriscraven9335
5 жыл бұрын
'Jes hang loose, blood...'
@PapaTaurean
5 жыл бұрын
Brother Theodore was also in Gums... The Jaws spoof... Also in other news... This movie is kickass!!
@wstine79
5 жыл бұрын
If only there was a Kaiju Blacksploitation style movie.
@skylergulley3949
5 жыл бұрын
Because that would be too awesome for audiences to handle
@HeilRay
5 жыл бұрын
Think Chappelle did that. Freakin trailblazer
@hiigghhggg9150
5 жыл бұрын
The theme music sounds like a more funky version of the Horror Express theme. Does anybody else think so?
@TheRealNormanBates
5 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/2IyHzoSqgqh8mYI
@wstine79
5 жыл бұрын
War Hawk Tanzania sounds like someone from Wakanda.
@MrAlumni72
5 жыл бұрын
That's my new legal name as of tomorrow - I'm putting this video on pause and driving down to the county courthouse right now!
@skylx0812
5 жыл бұрын
...Well Kinda forever
@atomikpunk6038
5 жыл бұрын
Or Tanzania.
@durrydog2766
5 жыл бұрын
Yo @wstine79 what is your profile pic?
@lookingforlove839
4 жыл бұрын
@Will Fryer 2 it's as fake as Madagascar
@JohnBlack2345
5 жыл бұрын
would love to see you review Dracula Vs. Frankenstein.
@loneronin6813
5 жыл бұрын
Rodan looks like a 1970's Theon Greyjoy in a way :P Update: I just looked up War Hawk Tanzania (birth name: Warren Hawkins) and it also stated that the guy playing Rodan's last name is: Roldan. Got to love B-Movie Kung Fu flicks! lol XD
@JenMistress
5 жыл бұрын
That one kick, I haven't seen someone sell an obvious miss kick that badly since WWE. And I think the sound was recording what they were saying at that point, just the guy was talking in Jive Music. 😉😂 Anyways, all and all, you're right, does look like could fit in so bad it's good territory. Thank you.
@timephire
5 жыл бұрын
God Bless 70's Katt Williams!
@vhsguru1953
5 жыл бұрын
What a treasure of nonsensical filmmaking.How could overlooked this masterpiese all these years.I have to get my hands on a VHS copy!!!
@RichardWatt
5 жыл бұрын
Brandon, I think the soundtrack wants to be Joe 90 more than Doctor Who :)
@MrConshunce
4 жыл бұрын
So the people who made Venom must've been inspired by this film for the symbiote travel plan...got it! SMH
@ossinleffa-arkisto3046
5 жыл бұрын
You should do review about another star wars ripp-off: Starchaser. Animated movie from the 80's.
@dovahkiin2158
5 жыл бұрын
Hey Brandon, think you can review a film called "Hearts and Armour"?
@killerninjakitty815
5 жыл бұрын
Rodan vs the subway monster, the rodan sequel we never seen and knowing toho at that time probably would have made it
@AmaryInkawult
5 жыл бұрын
killer ninja kitty clearly this is how Rodan came into existence. He used to be a gangster who was killed by a demon. No wonder Rodan appears from underground in his debut!
@dubuyajay9964
5 жыл бұрын
Will Kaiju War Hawk Tanzania be in it?
@killerninjakitty815
5 жыл бұрын
@@AmaryInkawult the bad part is that actually makes a more plausible origin story than some of the ones that have been put out
@killerninjakitty815
5 жыл бұрын
@@dubuyajay9964 I would love to see that
@spookyspacecuck2233
5 жыл бұрын
Nice job getting a r34 artist for the thumbnail.
@HeilRay
5 жыл бұрын
Who?
@latviandragon2718
4 жыл бұрын
?
@Giran_0
5 жыл бұрын
They should have gotten the real Rodan for the movie,he would have put up a better fight
@randybarnett2308
5 жыл бұрын
Giran 0 he'd eat that demon🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇
@Akutabai5
5 жыл бұрын
I didn't know Monk's in ancient China (200 BC) brandished Katana's from the Edo period (1603 - 1868)
@shainewhite2781
5 жыл бұрын
5:38. Oily maniac, and camp crystal lake!? Love this reference.
@go4tops406
5 жыл бұрын
I hope one of my friends will name their kid Warhawk Tanzania!
@koboldengineering7687
5 жыл бұрын
Nice Kiryu pfp
@go4tops406
5 жыл бұрын
Ramen Noodles yo thanks man
@antonyfoof9663
5 жыл бұрын
6:45 FUN FACT about the 70's sometimes you accidentally speak in funk.
@Ugramosch
5 жыл бұрын
The Monster wearing Sneakers almost killed me xD
@JohnDRobinsonelectronicdrums
5 жыл бұрын
War Hawk Tanzania sonds like the African version of the commodore 64 game
@mattkimminau8275
5 жыл бұрын
I'd love to see a review on The Watchers, with Corey haim and Michael ironside. It scared the crap out of me when I was 7, but I never knew the name of it. I saw it again in my 20s and laughed at how corny it was, but it left a lasting impression on me
@peterkrug2327
4 жыл бұрын
When I first saw the thumbnail for this video I thought it was supposed to be a picture of Brandon wearing a dress.
@laughtrack9028
5 жыл бұрын
You should do magic 1978
@shainewhite2781
5 жыл бұрын
8:25. West side story by Melvin Van pebbles? 😁😁😁
@grapeshot
5 жыл бұрын
The 1970s when everybody went color blind and got high and just gave up.
@gatorshark0870
5 жыл бұрын
Wow, I see you have a new title card artist! Or are you trying out a new style?
@AmaryInkawult
5 жыл бұрын
Gator Shark08 I think they also did Fight Ichzer One! Title card too.
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
4 жыл бұрын
Nice Master Asia pose on the thumbnail.
@rossthebesiegebuilder3563
5 жыл бұрын
13:23 Worst "That's what she said" joke ever.
@troyf.9050
5 жыл бұрын
The funny part is Brandon is just as corny as the film's he reviews.😂.
@kennydeez..1774
3 жыл бұрын
OMG!!..This My First Time Watching Your Channel. And I really Do Like It. You Are Very Informative and Funny. I Luuuuv Your Sarcasm In Your Reactions. Especially Blaxploitation Movies...You Never Cross The Line And Your Comments Are Hilarious and Used Harmlessly 🤣 .This Is Why I Subscribed While Watching You At 3:30am. I Was Laughing So Loud At You Bruh. 🚫🧢...Keep It Up Maaaainnn !✌🏿OUT
@irishj_21st
5 жыл бұрын
Was this Big trouble in little Brooklyn?...The only thing it missed was Rowdy Piper bubblegum quotes...awesome review...Brandon is king🤘
@kennydeez..1774
3 жыл бұрын
"Did Everyone InThe 70's Dressed Like They Owened Their Own Carpet Stores!"..LMAO 🤣... 🤣 🤣...
@chichiboypumpi
5 жыл бұрын
is this one of those movies which tommy wiseau draw inspiration from.?
@daveyboy5273
5 жыл бұрын
Yo, you've out done yourself with this review! 🤣🤣 The Street Fighter sound effects during the basketball court brawl is priceless! 🤣🤣
@Eguerrerofan302
5 жыл бұрын
When are you gonna review Roger Corman's Forbidden World aka Mutant 1982??? Don't forget it's the 40th Anniversary of Alien (1979), and I think this is the year to talk about the best of the Alien Ripoffs!!!! I would greatly appreciate it, Thanks again!!!!
@maxpower3726
Жыл бұрын
14:08 Face in the electric box! Ouch! Sure Rodan was kind of a scumbag, but I am feeling sympathy pains. That's a rough way to go. Great effect looked pretty good.
@Bramblett89
5 жыл бұрын
War Hawk Tanzania is the best name that anyone or anything will ever have.
@artfan101
5 жыл бұрын
"What the fucksploitation?"
@thepooroldsoul8179
5 жыл бұрын
That friend of his looks like one of the band members of Toto or Alan Parsons.
@HeilRay
5 жыл бұрын
The guy trained Rodan. The true King of Monsters train monsters.
@thedanksavatron7782
5 жыл бұрын
War Hawk Tanzania sounds like African gay fan fiction , where lube is never an option!...
@fodsaks
5 жыл бұрын
Colin Kaepernick kicking ass!
@BlackburnBigdragon
5 жыл бұрын
It's so damn funny that in the 60's and 70's, it seemed that all these movie directors, and TV show writers all seemed to be under this delusion that black people only communicated in this strange, alien, freaky, "Soul" language.
@leperwolf7287
5 жыл бұрын
Anybody else notice the slight problem with the thumbnail? If my left wrist was twisted like that it would have snapped.
@mikedurant78
4 жыл бұрын
Black Force? Why it gotta black?
@LordZack1
5 жыл бұрын
Wait... name is Luke, can kick people without touching them... he's a Jedi!
@animaniaco
5 жыл бұрын
Saw this one last year.Too bad the fights are crappy and the acting...what acting?
@TheViscoKid
4 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing a poster for this movie at a TGI Friday's years ago. I had never heard of the movie, so it was odd that a big chain restaurant would put up a poster for such an obscure film.
@NumptyGrumble
5 жыл бұрын
Review kind of skewed by the Theme from S-Express constantly playing in my head thoughout. Made for interesting fight scenes though.
@MadDemon64
5 жыл бұрын
This review reminded me that you've yet to review Black Dynamite. Or is that not a cult movie?
@giladpellaeon1691
5 жыл бұрын
Speaking of sewer mutants, I so hope you will one day review C.H.U.D. (and/or The Stuff). And does the hype man look a bit like a '70's version of Theon Greyjoy?
@forgottenbard7333
5 жыл бұрын
I think the possesed guy is actually an incarnation of the dark lord Chin-chin
@dragontamergm7756
2 жыл бұрын
They may not have recorded some of the audio, but at least they replaced it with a groovy soundtrack.
@christopherengel7436
2 жыл бұрын
Are you saying you wouldn't hire an accountant named War Hawk?
@MrAlumni72
5 жыл бұрын
4:47 - Ed Grimley style, activate!
@compherut
5 жыл бұрын
Can you review curse of the demon it’s like in the 50s and is kinda like a cult movie meets a kaiju movie kinda
@IsraelShekelberg
2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious subject matter hilariously delivered.
@SwaggyG_2102
5 жыл бұрын
It seems that you've finally upgraded your thumbnail
@DchanZockt
5 жыл бұрын
You added Street Fighter 2 sound effects over the fight scenes? I think I'm in love. ♥
@sammysilvestre186
5 жыл бұрын
Brandon can you do trick or treat (1986) is a cool rock and roll horror musical movie
@ImInLoveWithBulla
5 жыл бұрын
War Hawk Tanzania just replaced Keenan Wynn’s Colonel Bat Guano as film history’s best example of “if that is your real name”.
@jamcalx
5 жыл бұрын
You should look up Welcome Home Brother Charles aka Soul Vengeance.
@Michael-ti3xx
5 жыл бұрын
You should do a review for the movie called "Interzone"
@stephenwarhurst6615
5 жыл бұрын
Charles Manson a false name cast member in this movie 3:05 or did he gate crashed the filming
@jimhaverlock9784
5 жыл бұрын
Those SFII sound effects were a top tier move. Pure art.
@willtheangrydudeist9120
5 жыл бұрын
"All of the great heroes are dead... Buddha is dead... Jesus is dead... Ghandi is dead... And I'm not feeling so well, myself..." - Brother Theodore
@luannet.4470
4 жыл бұрын
"Fortunately, I am not a great hero, so I have nothing to worry about." -Sister Theodora
@keithwright1621
5 жыл бұрын
HEY! What's wrong with Heineken???
@LAHFaust
5 жыл бұрын
"Sifu" "Hong Kong" Japanese war flag on the wall.
@stephenison5703
Жыл бұрын
I think everyone in this movie 🤔📜👈🤷🏼♂️🤠
@lexgil6520
5 жыл бұрын
War Hawk Tanzania. Priceless.
@maxbrandt6
5 жыл бұрын
"Kick! Punch! it's all in the mind If you wanna test me, I'm sure you'll find The things I'll teach ya, is sure to beat ya Nevertheless you'll get a lesson from teacher now!"
@theawesomeran7779
5 жыл бұрын
You really need to do Welcome Home Brother Charles aka Soul Vengeance
@tureytaino2785
4 жыл бұрын
Brandon. you are making way more nostalgic movies than the Nostalgia Critic.
@medinamojo
5 жыл бұрын
Brandon your funny af, i dont even like old movies and yet you are introducing me to them with your funny mannor and actually making it interesting. Ive been subbed since 13k btw. Keep it up! 9totally not in school rn)
@ThatJohnKillion1970
5 жыл бұрын
This video will be flagged by the mutant cats, dogs, and alligators that didn't appear in the movie.
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