it insults me that this man isn't hosting everything that ever needs hosting. he is an absolute comedic genius.
@jeffwade9052
2 жыл бұрын
Agreed!!!
@foolishcoyote.
Жыл бұрын
Hes like your best friend that tells jokes for a living...as 🇺🇸 as 🍎 🥧
@THarjo-ks6pf
Жыл бұрын
Agreed I always laugh. Hard.
@allentuggle2837
Жыл бұрын
Regan is a treasure, and he keeps it clean. That shows the difference between TRUE TALENT and the no-talent hacks that just scream out strings of profanity and obscenities.
@THarjo-ks6pf
Жыл бұрын
@@allentuggle2837 Excellent point
@PaulOutsidetheWalls
6 жыл бұрын
“I was careful to phrase it that way.” My dad is an optometrist, and this is so accurate.
@WindWipper
4 жыл бұрын
i think my eye doctor is chronically constipated.
@Akira3kgt
4 жыл бұрын
I am an Optometrist and I agree 100%.
@jasmynsglaucomajasmynpolit7033
3 жыл бұрын
It's the glaucoma test?
@gathorall9136
3 жыл бұрын
Though it is to be noted the point where you can't tell the difference is what you're looking for. At the right angle the flip shouldn't do a thing to your vision.
@AlystrZelland
Жыл бұрын
I use that phrase on the reg (not an optometrist, just a lil sassy)
@gameboy9402
10 жыл бұрын
I can't help but think about this while I'm at my eye doctor's. There I am just smirking like an idiot.
@aliasmith0425
3 жыл бұрын
Yep. I had my appointment today, and this Brian Regan routine immediately came to mind.😂🤣
@johnhudson8950
Жыл бұрын
I had my eyes checked a couple of days ago and this is all I could think about 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@boowah5
9 ай бұрын
Just had an appointment a couple weeks ago and as the Dr was shining "his goofy light" in my eyes I thought about this bit and to try to not laugh 😅
@hockeymann88
5 ай бұрын
Just left there 30 minutes ago then had to come home and watch the bit that ALWAYS pops in my head. I'm not supposed to laugh while there so of course that makes it worse.
@mlarkinn
7 жыл бұрын
Brian Regan is a comedic genius.. he never needs to be vulgar or political to be funny. Effing love him.
@adamkaye2358
5 жыл бұрын
No one is funny when they're political
@kathrynmcelroy5658
5 жыл бұрын
Love Brian!
@mr.wizard2974
5 жыл бұрын
@@kathrynmcelroy5658 I heard that. If you get a chance read my post
@richardpatterson4312
5 жыл бұрын
@@adamkaye2358 You would immediately alienate half your audience. Any political comedian isn't a comedian, he's an agent of unholy influence.
@Bent773
5 жыл бұрын
@@richardpatterson4312 I dunno man, ever seen Bill Burr? The guy once literally roasted the hell out an entire city and they gave him a standing ovation
I say the worst part of an eye exam is that machine that puffs air into your eyes and you're not supposed to blink. It's like they make you anticipate as long as possible.
@I_am_always_correct
9 жыл бұрын
Jacob Balboa I know right? "Sit here for six hours, at some point we'll blast a bullet of compressed air directly into your alread dried out eyeballs, but you don't know when, and until we do this, you can't blink."
@snakeaddict2810
9 жыл бұрын
Yus I know I HATE that one :p
@in06khan
8 жыл бұрын
Tbh they shouldn't tell you not to blink, you can blink as normal. The reason they can't tell you when the puff of air is going to come is because it happens automatically when the alignment of the machine is correct.
@rabbit0664
7 жыл бұрын
Jacob Balboa Oh yeah, I hate that.
@lovedemfeet
7 жыл бұрын
Then again, you'd hate it even more if you had glaucoma (painless in 90% of cases) and didn't get tested for it because you hate a lousy puff of air.
@creed61285
14 жыл бұрын
"I asked you which one you liked better...and I was careful to phrase it that way." LMAO Brian is awesome!
@danielstreeter6738
3 ай бұрын
For better or worse, this has actually become my default way of speaking when people fail to listen, and I blame this routine for it.
@IGIMYM
10 жыл бұрын
There's a book there's a plane there's alpha centauri! Lol "I walked on the moon" is one of the best standups ever. Non stop hilarious
@SS-Tommy
3 жыл бұрын
He's fantastic. The material is great, but what really brings it home is his expressions and animation.
@bradebronson8835
5 жыл бұрын
One of the all time best clean comedians EVER.
@SuperBrainAK
8 жыл бұрын
best line was "there's a book, there's a plane, there's Alpha Centauri!"
@Shecalledindead
6 жыл бұрын
I was reading this the exact moment that happened on the video
@loopernow
6 жыл бұрын
It's the delivery! Something about the way he shouts...
@sherbatt4769
6 жыл бұрын
I love that line because I'm a space nerd
@returnofthedoggo7994
6 жыл бұрын
I, of all people, beg to differ.. I AM A MAN!
@anzeem1622
6 жыл бұрын
ABBY SMITH the nearest star to our solar system
@DarkestofTimes
8 жыл бұрын
Couldn't stop laughing hysterically, "There's a book, there's a plane, there's ALPHA CENTAURI!!!"
@ybe7011
Жыл бұрын
He's the only comedian that I can watch over and over and totally lose it laughing until it hurts.
@MegasAlexandros28
6 жыл бұрын
"Are these my glasses!? What happened to me?" 😂😆😂
@The_Ineffable_Bentley
8 жыл бұрын
"Which one did you like better, number 1, or number 2?" "I-I don't like ethire one of them."
@totallyfrozen
4 жыл бұрын
El Ninja Girl *either*
@TwenteeEight
4 жыл бұрын
totallyfrozen it’s 4 years old
@indus7841
3 жыл бұрын
@@TwenteeEight yo mama is 4 years old
@TwenteeEight
3 жыл бұрын
@@indus7841 Good one jo jo fan
@barrya.6212
7 жыл бұрын
I told my optometrist and his receptionist about this at the onset of my appointment.....after seeing the doc I had the receptionist bring this up on youtube....she was cracking up ...I told her to save it to her desktop and have the eye doctor watch it when he was done with patient.
@662wc5
9 жыл бұрын
I started laughing during my last exam when my eye doctor put the big thing in front of my face, so I had to ask the dr. if she had ever seen Brian Regan. She hadn't, but before we went any further with the exam she wheeled her squeaky chair over to her desk and wrote his name down so she could look up this routine on the 'net later. Her sense of humor seems similar to mine so I thought she might appreciate it. :)
@AlystrZelland
Жыл бұрын
I was surprised my last one was familiar with him. He responded to my query about it like every patient brings it up to him, with a knowing a smile.
@blal07
Жыл бұрын
I appreciate that you enjoy his comedy that much. I do the same with comedy. I find it hard not to introduce people to good humor. I bet she listened to all his stuff when she discovered his visuals and mannerisms, along with his non vulgar successful attempts to make one laugh out loud. Keep telling people. It's been 8 years since you commented. I hope this gets to you because I bet you will take the time to listen again because you know it will be worth it.
@cassandracromwell3360
7 жыл бұрын
How refreshing, a comedian that doesn't use a curse word every other sentence. And he's still funny!!
@BravosReag1017
13 жыл бұрын
"Let's try it again Brian...do you like it better one (click) or two (click).... "I don't like either one of those." "Yeah well that's not what I asked you is it? I asked you which one you liked better and I was careful to phrase it that way." LOL
@tristen8089
6 жыл бұрын
Best thing about brian regans comedy is about 75% of people including me have done what he talks about like going to the Emergency room or going to the eye doctor etc
@nchlsglchrst
11 жыл бұрын
My Eye Doctor recommended this guy to me. Coolest Eye Doctor ever.
@slimcritter5297
5 жыл бұрын
I got to see him live and man he was born to do stand up.....dude makes me laugh so much
@kuffarthedeplorable4289
5 ай бұрын
This entire set is pure comedic genius. My wife is a nurse so the whole ER bit is hilarious.
@carlbaumeister3439
Жыл бұрын
There are a LOT of great comedians, but when he’s at the top of his game, Regan is the best ever!
@hauler-hx6gw
7 жыл бұрын
My mouth hurts for smiling too much
@bakana2203
8 жыл бұрын
I took an eye exam today and I just thought about this. I was about to laugh in the middle of it.
@frogf8372
5 жыл бұрын
same!!!!!
@tretre3892
5 жыл бұрын
As someone who does eye exams daily, this is correct 😂😂😂
@amaranthinedragon154
7 жыл бұрын
There is no end to how much I love this man XD
@barbaro267
9 жыл бұрын
There's a book, there's a plane, there's Alpha Centauri!! *dying*
@natestein5988
5 жыл бұрын
"is that a fly on my nose? IS THAT A COMET????????????"
@DrainianDream
8 жыл бұрын
There's a book, there's a plane, THERE'S ALPHA CENTAURI! *Dead*
@Americanmade616
8 ай бұрын
He is so funny. I love Brian Regan's standup. I hope I can see him in person someday.
@JKFlaker
2 жыл бұрын
Every time I go to the eye doctor Brian Regan’s jokes always come to mind and like I am now, I watch it again. (Same thing when I fly anywhere I always think of his jokes about flying and airports). Brian Regan is an awesome comedian. 😂
@2beaglelover
13 жыл бұрын
the last time i went to the eye doctor, and they slid that thing on my face and i couldnt help but say "ARE THESE MY GLASSES"...i thought i killed the doctor.
@isabelleloria7840
9 жыл бұрын
I went to the eye doctor, and I almost started laughing. My mom went to the eye doctor and just started laughing.
@MrViktahhhh
13 жыл бұрын
Every time I go to the eye doctor, I can't help but think of this skit. Thanks Brian!
@waxworse
7 жыл бұрын
I have to go back ten or so seconds a few times because I miss what he's saying from laughing so hard.
@LightoftheParanoid
9 жыл бұрын
I went to the eye doctor recently, and this is all I could think of.
@frogf8372
5 жыл бұрын
same i went today
@disneyshortsandclips8993
10 жыл бұрын
"WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?" Lol
@Power5
Жыл бұрын
"there's a book, there's a plane, there's alpha centauri." Best comedian ever.
@matthewmoritz7837
5 жыл бұрын
how can 238 people not like this comedy special its hilarious to me lol suite yourselves
@holzymeg
14 жыл бұрын
"There's a book. There's a plane! THERE'S ALPHA CENTAURI!" XD I love this guy. Brian is one of the funniest people on the planet!
@PatrickPierceBateman
5 жыл бұрын
"It doesn't affect your vision or anything, I just thought you might wanna be self-conscious for the rest of your life." Hahahahahaha!
@bkendle44
2 жыл бұрын
I was getting my eyes checked 3 or 4 weeks ago and all I could think about was this stand up special. I almost laughed out loud a couple times. Brian Regan is easily one of my favorite comedians of all time. Might be #1.
@leslibarker6461
2 жыл бұрын
I come back to watch this at least once a year. Classic.
@Housemdfansrpgadmin
13 жыл бұрын
I'm glad my teacher showed me this, I relate to it very easily. I LOVE BRIAN REGAN!!!
@joseph4395
8 жыл бұрын
"Do you like one or two?" "Like number seventeen."
@thevideogamenerd100
12 жыл бұрын
"Which one do you like better, number 1 or number 2?" I don't like either one of those LOL!
@taylorlover5
13 жыл бұрын
Best lines, "Are you still in here?! I'm just seeing shadows and shapes!" or "I'm a little uncomfartable. Can you back up a tad? Are you looking at my soul? Wanna tic tac?"
@DarthGuybrush7
14 жыл бұрын
The whole bit about the eye doctor moving his chair uncomfortably close and staring with the light forever, all that was cracking me up like you wouldn't believe. 'Cause it's so true, you know? Every time I go to the eye doctor, it's just like that. LOL. Brian Regan rules.
@jordanvarga2137
9 жыл бұрын
When I went to the eye doctor for my first time, they put the eye drops into my eyes to dilate them. The doctor said: "If it stings, there is a secret boyfriend that you aren't telling your mom or me about." Of course I was like: "Oh no, it doesn't hurt at all!" But it clearly did because I was squeezing my thumbs.
@daedric-persona
7 жыл бұрын
Jordan Varga nice doc
@DarkAngelHeart2014
7 жыл бұрын
Lol
@benjaminlehman3221
6 жыл бұрын
Jordan Varga I don’t get it.
@chr03045
6 жыл бұрын
I shall now say this to all my patients
@gabrielcastejon7914
6 жыл бұрын
Because he jizzed on your eyes?Why would you let your bf do that?
@mshartz5
13 жыл бұрын
After hearing this in high school, I erupted in laughter when the eye doctor was up close and breathing hard (he even wheeled up on his stool). He started laughing too and had to wheel back to take a breather. It was too funny.
@danielleJ360
Жыл бұрын
I went to the eye dr recently and while he was looking at my eyes I thought of this and couldnt stop laughing. He asked what was funny and I told him brian regan and he started laughing too
@lowrider0803
7 жыл бұрын
Regan is king of sarcasm
@brenz59
11 жыл бұрын
I work for an optometrist and we watched this at our staff meeting. So funny
@danw1352
Жыл бұрын
He is the best comedian ever and without vulgar profanity!
@berbandis
9 жыл бұрын
It is truly ironic listening to this and realizing how many people don't have time to see things clearly, and if that only pertained to the attribute of sight this world would be a lot better off.
@DebbieLauZhanHui
9 жыл бұрын
berbandis This was beautifully said.
@berbandis
9 жыл бұрын
Debbie Lau Thank you for your encouraging words!
@kilgoretrout321
3 жыл бұрын
Some people are just too old to see clearly, and the rest of the world just keeps all the words really small and says, "deal with it"
@nightcorelynn6338
9 жыл бұрын
When he was making the voice for the eye doctor it sounded like professor stein from soul eater 😂
@alexassadie5067
8 жыл бұрын
lol 😁
@CloudyWithaChanceofBeanieBoos
8 жыл бұрын
YAS!!!!
@Perfectpearl
6 жыл бұрын
0:53 "Are you still in here?!"
@reefification
14 жыл бұрын
"You musta messed up the A/B test!" " Did I Ever!" HA ha ha ha ha hha ha ha!
@lyricdave47
13 жыл бұрын
This is wonderful silliness. "They pass now! They pass now!!'
@otissumnerbrown
6 жыл бұрын
Great story: Yes - I also feared this "exam". I would always, "answer wrong", and get a much stronger minus lens - for that reason.
@handidrummed
6 жыл бұрын
I went to the eye doctor today because I need glasses for the first time and during the exam all I could think of this and I was trying not to laugh. I even have one eye higher than the other lol
@crisanmot0
2 жыл бұрын
Best comedy special of all time.
@Erilis666
13 жыл бұрын
Totally relate to this. My eye doctors have lost patience with me too, lol
@NoyaVol
7 жыл бұрын
Are you looking at my soul ?
@tristen8089
7 жыл бұрын
Noya Volovsky you want a tick tack
@Stork553
3 ай бұрын
Used Mr. Regan's line at my last eye appointment. Had a dark spot on my eye, so asked if it was an issue. Doctor said no and I said "So you just wanted to make me self conscious about it for the rest of my life". My doctor knew exactly where I was going with it and laughed his ass off. Every optometrist worth his salt, knows Brian Regan.
@SavannahGrimmer
14 жыл бұрын
Watching this was so worth almost choking on my cereal!
@kaylabrown3831
10 жыл бұрын
lol this is perfect and exactly how I feel when I go.
@cheshirccat
10 жыл бұрын
"Is that a fly on my nose? IS THAT A COMET?!"
@maxbrandt6
5 жыл бұрын
IS THAT A COMET?! He always cracks me up!
@Ericadbury
5 жыл бұрын
He's the best comedian around.
@laraoneal7284
5 жыл бұрын
Erica Lowry Check out Jim Gaffigan. 100% hilarious all the time.
@gega27tt
10 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha I always struggle with the: is it better the 1 "click" or the two "click" . D:
@lucymitchell1468
9 жыл бұрын
Sweats nervously
@rabbit0664
7 жыл бұрын
gega27tt XD You and me both.
@jawjagrrl
5 жыл бұрын
I've definitely had a few in the "same" category.
@Pakkens_Backyard
9 жыл бұрын
They pass... NOW!! XDDDDDDDD
@juliesunshine9000
5 жыл бұрын
I really like and appreciate that he doesn't need to cuss to be funny!
@funkybanana98
13 жыл бұрын
"are you looking into my soul? you wanna tic tac?" BEST PART!! lol
@WilsonEatsASMR
6 жыл бұрын
I love how he moves after each joke. makes it even more funny.
@Jazzyjen1997
10 жыл бұрын
LOL!! I totally relate!! I have to have eye exams every three freakin months!!! :( :( I hate it when they shine that freakin bright light in my eyes!! It feels like hell!! :( :( AHHHH My eyes are burning!!!
@joehenry3285
5 жыл бұрын
Interesting fact: the light has nothing to do with the eye exam, it tests your ability to withstand pain if you're ever tortured. Lol
@M_SC
3 жыл бұрын
Hey if you’re still alive tell us why you have to go so often please
@Jazzyjen1997
3 жыл бұрын
@@M_SC Hi! So I have Retinopathy of Prematurity. My retinas are extremely fragile. My retina in my left eye completely detached leaving me with pretty much just light perception in that eye. I go to my retinologist at least twice a year just to make sure that my right eye is still in tact. In the future, I could make a video on it.
@stephensmith510
5 жыл бұрын
OMG I almost choked on the trifocals part....here's a PSA, never eat while watching Brian Regan!
@stickynote-slumber
3 жыл бұрын
Me who was just eating my rice:
@proud2bpagan
3 жыл бұрын
lol...kinda like when Bush got choked on a pretzel,huh? My dad had trifocals the last few years of his life. He said once he got used to em,he wondered why he'd waited so long to take the plunge.
@FireLordJohn3191
3 жыл бұрын
@@proud2bpagan dude. Biden is president. Bush hasn’t been president for more than 10 years at this point.
@a5a22406
9 жыл бұрын
Funny, funny, funny! Brian hits home on this subject.
@tjpr8r1
13 жыл бұрын
I can no longer take an eye exam without laughing my ass off.
@Magzillas
14 жыл бұрын
It's amazing how this guy can be so hilarious without using profanity in his performances.
@onsenguy
2 жыл бұрын
What's wrong with profanity?
@davidmcgrath6507
Жыл бұрын
@@onsenguy yeah profanity is so funny. 😂
@thebrokenrattle
11 жыл бұрын
I have seen this so many times.....it NEVER gets old.
@supermetroid009
4 жыл бұрын
"MAN HOW DO YA DO IT!?" LMFAO IM DEAD.
@egnalag
11 жыл бұрын
I work for an Optometrist, showed this to her and she just laughed and laughed. Loved it. he is very funny and I like that there is no profanity.
@littlefluffyduckling8380
7 жыл бұрын
I love brian regan hes so funny!
@ericsimonson8540
Жыл бұрын
Absolutely hilarious 😂
@ronnietoots6797
4 жыл бұрын
i never stop laughing with this guy..
@jpf2016
12 жыл бұрын
Our band teacher impersonates this guy's impersonations all the time!
@wishiwasmaren2608
7 жыл бұрын
5:02 IS THAT A HUMP!???!?! I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!! I AM A MANNN!!!!
@IceBearfor
7 жыл бұрын
Grace Lippincott Brian calls the hump. I'm the hump boy. I'm going to ride this hump to Disney world
@speedyninetyone
4 жыл бұрын
"Did you know you have one eye set slightly higher than the other? It doesn't affect your vision, I just thought you'd like to be self conscious the rest of your life." Get me every time I hear it.
@steina1543
6 жыл бұрын
When I first put on my glasses and looked at a tree, I was shocked on how clear it was. I was like a baby looking at Christmas lights just staring at the tree.
@SirDeanosity
5 жыл бұрын
The coke bottle bottom lens bit was just tooooo much.
@venigjarllanaj8145
8 жыл бұрын
I didn't take it serious ahaahah
@dancerchickfullness
12 жыл бұрын
I went to the eye doctor lately and I was so tempted to start talking like brian
@BFinFlavin
14 жыл бұрын
so halarious. so underrated. love everything he does.
@OwlDusk
8 жыл бұрын
my first eye test, i freaked out and forget left and right so i just stood looking at the eye scale thing like an idiot
@CHDietl
10 жыл бұрын
I work for an eye doctor. May I have your permission to put this video on our Facebook page?
@Vexiad
8 жыл бұрын
Tfw ignored - ;_; (okay)...
@slappymcslapster8845
5 жыл бұрын
Five years later, did you ever put this on your Facebook page?
@zkart8038
5 жыл бұрын
It's on KZitem. You don't need to ask. The video gives him credit for his work. So it's all good.
@bradgeorge5748
Жыл бұрын
Scout dog you took the words right out of my mouth, he is the funniest comedian of the century without having to use filth language, praise God for more comedians like him
@devamail1
14 жыл бұрын
I am an Optometrist and this makes laugh every time I view it. I send this link to all my OD friends! Sooooo funny....
@beermesomebeer
11 жыл бұрын
me too - just shows ya that you can be funny without being crude
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